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http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/Breasts.html

[X] Search

After a short period of time of embracing the luxurious and impeccable craftsmanship of the couch, you decide it's time for looting.

You hands greedily dart within the depths of the couch, molesting it's dark, sleek leather with your pale anonymous hands, what do you seek?

[ ] Breasts
[ ] Lost money
[ ] Stop Searching
[ ] Collapse from anemia
[ ] +9 dagger of ogre slaying

>> No.340995

[x] Breasts

>> No.341005

[X] +9 dagger of ogre slaying

>> No.341011

[x] +9 dagger of ogre slaying

>> No.341013

[x] +9 Dagger of Ogre Slaying

Time to upgrade from our shitty fruit knife.

>> No.341029

Gogo 'full +9'

>> No.341035

Where's my [x] All of the above option? I want my dagger in one hand, and tits in the other, while I get revenge on that fucking lake.

>> No.341072

[X] +9 dagger of ogre slaying

As you search the couch, you find yourself wondering as to exactly how *deep* it actually goes, your searching hands detecting no boundary within the dark depths.

Regardless, after a good three minutes of searching you boldly rip your hands from the couch, prize in hand.

No, not a dagger, who the hell would leave something sharp in a damn couch? What were you thinking anyway?

Still, five cents is no small fortune to brush off, especially given that you lost your wallet somewhere along the way.

Finishing your search you cautiously survey your surroundings, you still appear to be alone.

[ ] Search again
[ ] Head Left
[ ] Head Right

>> No.341073

>>340987
is this GM?

>> No.341079

>>341073

No, it's breasts, a cheap knock-off I'm writing because I'm utterly bored.

>> No.341105

[x] This couch is an eyesore.

>> No.341118

[X] Breasts

>> No.341137

>>341072
[X] Head Left

>> No.341147

[x] Search again

>> No.341153

[x] Head left

>> No.341160
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[X] This couch is an eyesore

An insufferable rage takes hold of you, the bloodthirst of years against inanimate objects burning inside your mind.

The knife is already in your hand, it's blade bursting forth with a 'click' as you thrust repeatedly into the couch's helpless exterior.

Minutes later, the couch lies in ruins, a testament to your rage-induced speed and strength, you emerge the bloody victor of this exchange.

[ ] Laugh Maniacally
[ ] Search Again
[ ] Left
[ ] Right

>> No.341164

[X] Search Again

>> No.341166

>>341164
Also, this is fucking hilarious.

>> No.341168

[x] Search Again

>> No.341169

[ ] Laugh Maniacally

>> No.341175

>>341160
[x] Laugh Maniacally

>> No.341177

[x] Search again, while laughing maniacally

>> No.341181

>>341177
This.

>> No.341183

[X] Search Again

Having deprived the couch of all possible methods of defense, your swift blade dismantling its... arms, you decide to search again.

Reaching deep inside the couch, you grasp once more for buried treasure. Apparently the interior has failed to change aside from gathering a large amount of stray couch stuffing from your previous rampage.

However, as you attempt to remove your hands, you find yourself stuck, think fast.

[ ] Knife
[ ] Book
[ ] Scream
[ ] Headbutt
[ ] Get sucked in

>> No.341184

>>341177
Definately this.

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

>> No.341185

>>341183
[X] Headbutt

CAVED!!

>> No.341186

[x] Headbutt

Let's give ourselves a stylish head wound, fuck yeah.

>> No.341187

[x] Headbutt

>> No.341190

[ ] Headbutt

>> No.341191

[X] Headbutt

>> No.341194

[X]Rape the maids

>> No.341196

x] Headbutt

>> No.341205
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[X] Headbutt

You ferociously headbutt the demonic couch, smashing your face into it's soft cushions with all your might.

It appears to have been in vain, the couch still inevitably drawing you forward, into it's dark depths...

You feel a faint prickling sensation along your captured hands, as if numerous rows of teeth were gliding softly along the surface of the skin.

[ ] Headbutt
[ ] Knife
[ ] Scream
[ ] Die

>> No.341207

[x] Knife
You aren't taking me without a fight, you fucking couch.

>> No.341209

[X] Headbutt

>> No.341211

[ ] Die

ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!

>> No.341212

[x] Headbutt

>> No.341218

[x] Knife in the back for insta-kill

>> No.341219

[X] Headbutt, again
Can't make it worse ...

>> No.341225

[X]Remove glasses, cut its lines

>> No.341232

[X] Knife

THIS COUCH-DEMON

THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON

>> No.341236

[X]Remove glasses, cut its lines

>> No.341238

[X] Knife

Luckily, due to your previous antics, the hilt of the knife is still in hand, allowing you to bring it's blade to bear once more against your mortal enemy.

As the blade shoots forth the demonic couch shudders in pain, your blade slicing through what you can only suppose is it's 'mouth.'

The attack has momentarily surprised it, loosening it's death grip for but a moment, think fast.

[ ] Knife
[ ] Retreat
[ ] Scream
[ ] Die

>> No.341242

[X] Retreat

>> No.341244

[x] Knife
Let's make this the killing blow!

>> No.341254

Knife.

Retreating will just get us eaten by a land shark.

>> No.341258

[X] Die

>> No.341260

[ ] Knife

>> No.341273
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[x] Knife

>> No.341282
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[X] Knife

The thirst for death overcomes your senses, the whole world spins as an icy feeling overcomes your body.

This couch is an eyesore.

The blade continues to wreak havoc within the innards of the couch, it has huge guts, RIP AND TEAR.

Mere moments later you withdraw your only lightly nibbled hands, the couch certifiably slain as it leaks an odd stream of stuffing from the numerous wounds inflicted.

Your disturbance however has apparently drawn attention, far in the distance you can hear the sound of approaching voices.

[ ] Hide
[ ] Flee
[ ] Play dead

>> No.341286

[x] Hide

>> No.341292

[x] Hide
Inside the corpse of our slain enemy, of course.

>> No.341294

[X] Hide

INTO THAT COUCH ONCE MORE, DEAR FRIENDS

Also, this thread is even more awesome with Streets of Rage boss fight music.

>> No.341299

[X]I AM THE BONE OF MY KNIFE

>> No.341301

[ ] Hide
>Inside the corpse of our slain enemy, of course.

>> No.341302

[x] Play dead

>> No.341316

[x] ATTACK WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

>> No.341320

[X] Hide

The choice of hiding place is obvious, like a well-trained soldier you swiftly and with the utmost care decorate your body in the torn leather of the couch.

You cannot help but congratulate yourself on this most excellent disguise, taking up place within the slain couch's remains and camouflaged by the torn remnants.

The voices draw near, turning the corner appears to be a maid, however... this is no ordinary maid.

Silvery haired and stalking towards the destroyed couch, staring at the wreckage of your relentless crusade against this most hated enemy, she shivers with a dark rage.

[ ] Continue hiding
[ ] Flee
[ ] Book
[ ] Breasts

>> No.341327

[x] Breasts
FLOAT LIKE GOLDEN BOY, STING LIKE SOLID SNAKE

>> No.341328

[x] Breasts

>> No.341330

[X] Book
READING IS THE WEAPON

>> No.341336

[x] Rape the maids.

>> No.341337

[X] Book

>> No.341340

[x] Why are you wearing pads?

>> No.341341

[x] Book

Sakuya will be distracted, and THEN tits.

>> No.341343

[x]PADS
Silver haired maids' breasts aren't real.

>> No.341344

[ x] Breasts

>> No.341366
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[X] Book

The time to strike is now!

Perhaps that book you stole from the broom-girl has finally found a use, withdrawing the large tome you take aim.

The movement seems to catch her eye, however you still gain a surprise attack, flinging the unwanted novel with desperate strength.

Unexpected, the weapon penetrates her defenses and strikes the maid, knocking her flat, think fast.

[ ] Flee
[ ] Breasts
[ ] Scream
[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341372

[X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.

>> No.341378

[x] Breasts, while screaming

>> No.341379

[X] Breasts

>> No.341380

[x] Scream

>> No.341385

[x]breasts

>> No.341387

>>341366
Knocked her clothes off, too.

THANKS FINE LITERATURE!

>> No.341393

>>341254
>Retreating will just get us eaten by a land shark.

Bullshit. Only staying behind to protect an injured woman can get us land sharked.

I know these things.

>> No.341394

[x] Collapse from anemia

Ugh...my anemia!

>> No.341397

[x] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341401

[X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.

THIS

>> No.341404

>>341372
LISTEN TO THIS MAN

>> No.341406

[X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.

>> No.341418
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[X] Breasts

The madness overtakes you, the time to overcome cock-blocking has arrived. You find yourself speeding towards the inert form, all thoughts on grasping her delicious pads, no, breasts.

Arriving immediately above the maid you leer down at her helpless form, hands slowly coming to bear as your greatest weapons against female-kind.

The objective is in sight... strike?

[ ] Breasts
[ ] Spot check
[ ] Flee
[ ] Scream
[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341426

[X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.

>> No.341429

[X] Pierce her heavens with our drill

>> No.341434
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[x] Collapse from anemia
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>> No.341436

[x]pads

>> No.341446

[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341453

[X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.

>> No.341455

[x] Drills, etc.

>> No.341461

[X]GIGA DRILL BREAKER

>> No.341462

[X] Collapse from Breasts (while screaming)

>> No.341468

GL is shit

>> No.341494

[x] Scream
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

>> No.341507
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[X] Breasts

Your senses overcome with the desire for delicious maid breasts, you drop down onto... a knife.

Pain floods your mind as you find yourself inert upon the floor, the maid somehow having retrieved a knife from thin air and plunging it deep into your stomach as you attacked.

Blood is seeping out and staining the ground, you find your strength fading, shock removing proper control of your limbs.

Slowly the once-helpless figure approaches you, crouching down just inches from your face, a cruel smile apparent.

Something sharp and painful digs into first your right hand, then the left, the devilish maid taking her sweet time in dealing inevitable death upon your now helpless form.

BAD END

[ ] Continue

>> No.341515

[x] Groundhog Day

>> No.341517

[X] Groundhog Day

GROUND HOG DAY FUCK YEAH

>> No.341520

[x] Groundhog Day

>> No.341525

[X] I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS NOW WORKS

>> No.341528

>>341507
WHERE ARE MY DRILLS, ANONYMOUS

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE DRILLS.

[X] Continue

>> No.341538

[X] Next Hinamizawa

>> No.341543
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[X] Groundhog Day

You awaken in a bed, an odd feeling overcoming you as you stare into a somehow familiar pair of breasts that loom above your face.

Somehow... you get the feeling this has happened before, just possibly... regardless, you are faced with breasts, think fast.

[ ] Breasts
[ ] Go back to sleep
[ ] Check beneath the bed

>> No.341546
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341546

In b4 goon haet for good shop.

>> No.341550

[X] Breasts

>> No.341555

[X] Breasts

>> No.341556

[x] Check beneath the bed for breasts

>> No.341558

>>341546
Something Awful sucks.

>> No.341560

[X] Breasts

>> No.341571

[x] Breasts

>> No.341580

>>341558
Hope u got ten bux

>> No.341581
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[X] Breasts

Deja vu or not, a pair of breasts is a pair of breasts, and they appear to be ripe for the taking as well.

Greedy hands darting forward you attempt to secure a hold on the glorious objects of eternal desire, however your attack is evaded.

Your outstretched hand seems to vanish as it thrusts through a suddenly apparently anomaly, reaching something soft... but not the original target.

You think you hear a yelp.

[ ] Grope
[ ] Withdraw
[ ] Scream
[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341583

[x] Withdraw
YOU'RE NOT KNIFING ME A SECOND TIME YOU CRAZY MAID BITCH

>> No.341585

[x] scream

>> No.341586

[X] Iron Heart Surge

>> No.341587

WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE FOREST, GUYS
RUMIA'S DFC IS WAITING FOR OUR HANDS TO MAKE IT COMPLETE

>> No.341588

[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341590

[x] Collapse from anemia

Only good can come from this.

>> No.341591

[X] Iron Heart Surge

Sometimes, I love you E-Mouse.

>> No.341595

[x] Collapse from anemia
HNNNNNNGH

>> No.341600

[x] Withdraw

>> No.341613

[X] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341618

[X] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341629
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[X] Collapse from anemia

Well, whatever you happened to reach, it'll have to wait, anemia just kicked in yo.

The world spins as the sudden and quite familiar feeling of your chronic anemia begins to afflict you once more, senses loosing sync with your surroundings as you collapse back onto the bed.

Even as the world begins to blacken before your eyes, you get the distinct feeling of a presence above, the faint sound of laughter reaching your ears as something pushes you forward.

Plunging head first into the mystical gap, you find yourself immersed in a sea of stars, floating ever peacefully.

[ ] Window 1
[ ] Window 2
[ ] Window 3
[ ] Scream

>> No.341634

[x] Scream

>> No.341640

[X] Window 1

>> No.341643

[x] WINDOW 2

>> No.341653

[X] キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>> No.341657
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[x] Scream

>> No.341659

AND WHAT'S BEHIND THE WINDOW?
NOTHING!
NOTHING!
STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!

>> No.341669

[x] Window 2

>> No.341677

[X] Window 2

>> No.341693

[X] Window 2

>> No.341694

[x] Window 2

>> No.341696

WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR CHOICES MOTHERFUCKER!

[ ] Scream

>> No.341699

This is blatantly rigged.

>> No.341704
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[x] Scream

>> No.341709

Holy shit I finish playing XCOM and this is continuing (finally).

>> No.341710
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[X] Window 2/Scream

You scream like a little girl, letting out all your feelings of terror and allowing the entire vicinity of stars know just how unmanly you are.

Simultaneously you manage to force yourself flying towards what appears to be the safest escape, the shimmering image of a town approaching as you float forward.

Plunging forth you find yourself flying head first towards rough ground, literally face-planting in the dirt upon arrival.

You vaguely hear the sound of both cautious and concerned voices from all sides... they sound human, thankfully.

[ ] Play dead
[ ] Go back to sleep
[ ] Attempt to stand-up

>> No.341717

[X]Anemia option.

>> No.341719

[x] Go back to sleep
Dirt and humans crowding around me aren't going to stop my power nap.

>> No.341722

[x] Attempt to stand-up

>> No.341724

[X] Attempt to stand-up

Gotta find some bitches to pierce the heavens of with our drills.

>> No.341726

Attempt to stand up.

>> No.341728

[x] Play dead

>> No.341730

[x] Go back to sleep

>> No.341734

[x] Use your own damn legs

>> No.341736

[x] Go back to sleep

>> No.341738

Keine. Breasts.

>> No.341740

[X] Take a dirt nap. I hear they're all the rage.

>> No.341743

[x] Go back to sleep
BFG 9000 dream don't fail me now

>> No.341754

[X] Go back to sleep

>> No.341759
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[X] Attempt to stand-up

Despite the still-present feeling of the previous anemia attack affecting your senses, you make a valiant attempt to stand-up, managing to at the very least reach a kneeling position.

It seems luck has favored you this day, you find yourself in what appears to be a simple human village, although none appear to be coming forward to aid you immediately.

Instead you notice a hole in the growing crowd forming for some individual, a woman approaching swiftly.

>> No.341763

>>341759
[X] Charm person

>> No.341764

[x] LET'S ATTACK AGGRESSIVELY

>> No.341768

[X] Act as if you died standing while asleep.

>> No.341769

>>341759

Post error, continuing here

Arriving at your unmoving form, your stamina still not quite up to the test of arising fully, the beautiful female offers you her hand to rise.

[ ] Accept the hand
[ ] Breasts
[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341770

>>341764
(If you know what I mean)

>> No.341772

[x] Shoot person with your colt 1911 .45

>> No.341778

[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341783

[x] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341784

[X] Breasts

>> No.341789

[x] Breasts

>> No.341790

[x] Accept the hand.

THEN BREASTS

>> No.341791

[X] Breasts

OPPAI, OPPAI

>> No.341815

[x] collapse from anemia

>> No.341816

[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.341820

[X] Self-destruct sequence initiated

>> No.341833
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[X] Breasts

Hands? Common courtesy? Such things are unneeded for the male incarnate such as yourself, instead you lunge forward for the true prize.

Sadly, you fail to calculate your actual remaining strength reserves, your sudden surge forward simply sending you unceremoniously flying into the dirt once more.

Rolling over, gasping for breath, you catch sight of the woman's bewildered gaze, however you don't think she truly caught on to your true motives.

Strength fades you once and for all, the anemia attack claiming your consciousness.

[ ] Dream
[ ] Dream 2

>> No.341840

[x] Dream 2

>> No.341842

[x] Dream

>> No.341845

[X] Intelligent design/evolution "debate"

>> No.341850

[x] IDKFA

>> No.341854

>>341833
[X] Die.

>> No.341856

[X] Dream 2

>> No.341875

[x] HAIL BRITANNIA

>> No.341876

[T] Dream 2

>> No.341913

[X] Dream 2

You find yourself in an immense dark corridor, to your right is a line of windows, illuminating the long hallway with a dull grey light.

The world seem to shift wildly and unhinge itself, your surroundings becoming incomprehensible as you stare at the approaching figure.

A lone maid approaches, a wicked looking array of knives present in either hand, the deathly gaze accompanying them can only wish for your demise.

Drawing your own blade, you race forward into mortal combat, unwilling to abandon the fight for breasts and survival.

--------------------------

The haunting dream world vanishes, you find yourself awakening in a plain yet comforting wooden room.

For some odd reason you're clothed in a dark-blue school uniform, where it came from or how you were clothed in it is unknown.

>> No.341920

[x] Closet

>> No.341925

[X] Laundry

>> No.341926

[x] Laundry

Maybe we can find some pantsu.

>> No.341937

[X] Look under the bed.

>> No.341942

[x] Laundry
Followed by [x] Put underwear on head

>> No.341944

[x] Laundry

>> No.341965
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[X] Laundry

Ignoring the noises outside, you decide that you'd best use your time wisely, approaching the laundry basket and beginning to search it's treasured depths.

For some odd reason, your right hand throbs in slight pain as you use it, you can't remember injuring it however.

Dismissing the pain you continue looting, minutes later emerging with what can only be a pair of silk panties, recently worn no doubt.

[ ] Equip
[ ] Discard
[ ] Exit
[ ] Go back to sleep

>> No.341966

[X] EQUIP!!

>> No.341972

[x] Equip?

>> No.341973

[X] Combine with chewing gum and knife

>> No.341976

[x] EQUIP
Our transformation into Hentai Kamen is nigh!

>> No.341982

>>341965
What color?

>> No.341984

[X] Equip

>> No.341986
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[x] Equip

>> No.341994

>>341973
Someone's been playing an adventure game.
[X] Go back to sleep.
We have internet, we can look at panties whenever.

>> No.341997
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[X] Equip

Damn, looking at the frilly silk lacing and beautiful design, you can't help but think of how good your butt would look in this.

Minutes later you pose before the mirror, pants discarded, panties equipped, the synergy is impeccable.

As you take in the sight, sudden sounds emerge from outside the room, someone must be approaching.

[ ] Continue posing
[ ] Fake sleep
[ ] Hide in laundry
[ ] Wardrobe

>> No.342005

[X] Combine with chewing gum and knife

>> No.342006

[x] Continue posing

>> No.342010

[x] Masturbate furiously

>> No.342011

[x] Hide in laundry

>> No.342014

[x] Continue posing

>> No.342017

[x] Combine with train, plane, and drill

>> No.342021

[ ] Wardrobe

>> No.342036

[x] Continue posing

>> No.342049
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[X] Continue posing

You wonder for a brief moment why you would fear the approach of others, for you are, MAN INCARNATE.

Taking the brief moment left before the arrival of your visitor, you make the grandest and most manly pose possible, a dazzling sight indeed.

The woman from before enters, wooden tray topped with what appears to be tea and biscuits, however she halts in her tracks, frozen as she sights you.

Your presence attack appears to have worked, next action?

[ ] Flee
[ ] Biscuit
[ ] Panties

>> No.342053

[ ] Panties

>> No.342054

[x] Panties

>> No.342057

[X] Biscuit

>> No.342058

>>342049
[X] Convert to Christianity

>> No.342059

[x] Biscuit

>> No.342061
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[x] Flee
Fuck, I've been spotted!

>> No.342062

[x] Pose

>> No.342066

[x] Flee

>> No.342072

>>341997

[x] Hide in laundry

>> No.342076

[x] Flee

>> No.342081
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[X] Flee/Biscuit

Taking advantage of the womans terrified confusion, you swiftly dart forward, exiting the room in a flurry.

Mid-dash you take the time to relieve her of the biscuit tray, proceeding to sprint out of the room and down the hallway with your prize.

You reach a large room, multiple pathways abound, think fast.

[ ] Right
[ ] Left
[ ] Pantry

>> No.342085

[x] Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

>> No.342086

[x] Pantry

>> No.342087

[x] Pantry

>> No.342090

[X] Cookie. I mean, biscuit. Gotta mess with them by calling it British.

>> No.342091

[ ] Pantry

>> No.342094

[ ] Quantum tunnel through wall

>> No.342095

[X] Pantry

>> No.342098

>>342049

[X] Down down right right then use strength

>> No.342100

Fuck yes, my absurdist suggestions have infiltrated the thread.

[X] Headbutt the floor

>> No.342105
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[X] Pantry

You leap into hiding, closing the door swiftly behind you and huddling into cover within the cramped and dark pantry.

Footsteps pass by outside, you think you hear shouting and the definite sound of multiple individuals moving throughout the house.

The pantry is too dark to see anything, your only glimpse being due to outside lighting before shutting the door, it would be easy to trip and spill your biscuits.

[ ] Light
[ ] Eat
[ ] Search blindly

>> No.342106

[x] Eat

>> No.342111

[ ] Search blindly

>> No.342112

[X] Eat

Nothing but panties, eating biscuits, in a pantry.

Fuck yeah.

>> No.342115

[x] you mean GROPE blindly

>> No.342117

Where's my anemia?!

You promised me anemia!

[X] Anemia attack

>> No.342118

[ ] Eat

>> No.342119

[x] It is delicious biscuit, you must eat it

>> No.342120

[x] Eat

>> No.342121

[X] OM NOM NOM

>> No.342131
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[X] Eat

Lights, who needs lights? Your the goddamn spider-kamen bitches.

Crouching down into the most comfortable position possible, you begin to devour your tray of deliciously prepared biscuits.

A few minutes later you finish the batch, finally sating what was a growing hole building in your stomach.

You are left in the dark with an empty tray, the sounds of searchers are still present outside, however they seem to have grown more distant, perhaps spreading out further.

[ ] Exit
[ ] Remain in hiding
[ ] Collapse from anemia
[ ] Grope blindly

>> No.342133

[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.342136

[X] Grope blindly

>> No.342139

[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.342144

[x] Collapse from anemia

>> No.342145

[x] Grope blindly, finally

>> No.342147

[X] Grope blindly

Enough Anemia shit, we'll never finish a plotline at this rate.

>> No.342149
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[x] Remain in hiding

>> No.342150

[x] Collapse from anemia

>> No.342151

[ ] Grope blindly

>> No.342152

[x] Grope blindly

>> No.342156

[x] Grope blindly
There is nothing my hands cannot touch!

>> No.342161

[ ] Collapse from anemia

>> No.342162

[X] Eat the plate

>> No.342163
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[X] Grope blindly

Discarding the tray near the entrance, you proceed to search, no make that *grope*, the pantry.

Hands first you proceed carefully, finding the dark room to be much larger than you originally expected, or perhaps you simply landed in some sort of passage?

Regardless, eventually you hit an end, wherever you are, wherever you began, you're not quite certain as you can't see shit.

[ ] Search the wall
[ ] Attempt to find the entrance once more
[ ] Cry in a dark, lonely corner

>> No.342164

GROPE

>> No.342167

[X] Pray to Jeesus

>> No.342168

[x] Search the wall

>> No.342169

[x] Search the wall

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

>> No.342174

[X] Search the wall

>> No.342175

[X] Search the wall while crying

>> No.342179

[X] Q Q for lack of pew pew

>> No.342182

[x] Search the wall for a magic missile, which I will then cast at the darkness

>> No.342184

[x] Grope the wall

>> No.342190

[ ] Cry in a dark, lonely corner

>> No.342192

[x] Cry in a dark, lonely corner

>> No.342196

>>342163
OH FUCK WE'RE IN THE BASEMENT

Grope Flan.

>> No.342197
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[X] Search the wall

Acting on an instinct, you reach out and proceed to utilize your immense groping, er, searching skills that is, deftly covering the wall in mere moments.

Your hand finds a hold on a stray stone, pulling it with a loud 'click.' The room reverberates, you pull back from the wall as it seems to part ways, the sudden flashes of moonlight nearly blinding to your un-prepared eyes.

It appears to be a secret exit of sorts, you still hear the sounds of searchers in the distance, yet you doubt anyone, even the owner of the house, would think to check here.

Also, it's fucking freezing, because you're wearing panties and left all your decent clothing behind.

Before you is the dark forest or you can circle around the house and make your way into the village, choose wisely.

[ ] Forest
[ ] Village

>> No.342199

DON'T BLOW THIS, GUYS
WE NEED TO PLAY IT SMART AND FIND A WAY TO GROPE FLAN BEFORE SHE KILLS US

>> No.342200

[x] Genuflect

>> No.342202

[ ] Forest

>> No.342203

>>342197

[X] Village

I've got to show off this marvelous outfit.

>> No.342204

[ ] Forest

>> No.342205

[x] Village
I WILL SHOW THE HUMANS MY SPOILS
THEY WILL KNOW I WAS A MAN AMONG MEN

>> No.342207

[x] Village

>> No.342208

[X] Forest

>> No.342211

[x] Village

>> No.342213

[X] Gotta grope 'em all.

>> No.342215

[y] Village

>> No.342219

The forest is a lie
[x] Village

>> No.342221

[X] Launch yourself into space

>> No.342223
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[X] Village

You decide against venturing into the forest, odds are that you'd die a cold painful starving death out there, at least the village would likely only condemn you a madman.

Circling around the house, you stealth out into a bush and take in the village center, noting a single massive figure patrolling before you.

Focusing your gaze you note that he wields a massive blacksmiths hammer, twirling it idly as he likely awaits either the return of his companions or to find you.

[ ] Sneak attack
[ ] Retreat
[ ] Attempt to move silently past him

>> No.342227

I'M SEEING RED
ATTACK!

>> No.342229
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[x] Attempt to move silently past him

>> No.342230

[x] Sneak attack

>> No.342231

[x] Attempt to move silently past him

>> No.342233

[ ] Sneak attack

>> No.342234

[ ] Attempt to move silently past him

Should I archive this thread as well? Also, autosaging, etc.

>> No.342235

[x] Silent ninja skillz

>> No.342242

[x] Attempt to move silently pass him

"Snake Eater" is now playing manually in your head.

>> No.342243

[x] Move Silent check

>> No.342245
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[X] CAVE

>> No.342253

We need that hammer.

[ ] Sneak attack

>> No.342256

[x] Attempt to move silently past him
If only we kept our knife from the pants we left behind in the mansion.

>> No.342260

[X] Sneak attack

>> No.342273

New thread
>>342266

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