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Hah-tah-teh

Any questions?

>> No.34067247

>>34067228
Crazy chick.

>> No.34067336

>>34067228
Yeah. Why isn't that Hata-chan flat?

>> No.34067636

Did you remember to take your meds today

>> No.34067711

>>34067336
She's pregnant which makes her tits swell

>> No.34068069

>>34067336
She's pregnant with an unknown man's child, which, being her husband, I must help her raise.

>> No.34068970

>>34068069
thanks for taking care of mine or #11s kid

>> No.34069017

>>34067228
What's the deal with airline food?

>> No.34069229

>>34068069
>>34068970
Kill yourself.

>> No.34069284

>>34069229
I can't. My wife's bull's child needs a father.

>> No.34069305

>>34069229
Im sorry Mike i didnt mean to cum on your face and then laugh after you tried screaming at me and swallowed it i can buy you a beer if youre still miffed about that whitenose

>> No.34069397

>>34069284
I couldn't care less about your 3DPD wife, trash.

>> No.34069412

>>34068069
As much as I appreciate the mystery of not knowing who the father is, when Hatate goes out to pick up powerful, well-hung men to have sex with, I prefer it if she does it in our marital bed while I sit in the corner and watch.

>> No.34069499

>>34069412
Kill yourself

>> No.34069586
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>> No.34070021
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>>34067228
Oh no! Hatate-chan is stuck! A sedentary lifestyle has done no favours for her agility...

>> No.34070218

>>34070021
I would help her get unstuck, tell her it's cool to meet a tengu, and then ask her if she could introduce me to Aya.

>> No.34072139

>>34067228
Would she be using a smartphone if she is included in a future touhou game

>> No.34072227
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>>34072139
Only if she can beg one off of Sumireko

>> No.34072276

>>34072227
Me in the middle

>> No.34072284
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>>34067228
Dumb fat neet idiot

Only get your facts from reputable sources people

>> No.34072333

>>34072276
Show me your modest-sized, outsider breasts Sumi-chan

>> No.34073282
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>>34072284
your ass isnt reputable source of info

only thing your ass is reputable source of is various mens' semen

>> No.34077781

HOT-ateh

>> No.34077888

I can sleep well at night knowing that she's my wife and that the rest of you can't claim her

>> No.34079381

>>34077888
>waifufagging in a cuckthread
sit in the cabinet tray williamson

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>>34079381
This is a Hatate thread, not a cuckthread!

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34079468

Ahh, I want to enter a trusting relationship with Hatate and have her cuck me with some charismatic bad boy~

>> No.34088329

>>34079381
>>34079468
Kill yourself.

>> No.34090968

>>34067228
Why do you like saying "hah-tah-teh"?

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34092347

>>34090968
its FUN

>> No.34092448

>>34067228
>>34092347
/həˈteɪt/

>> No.34093609

>>34092347
Holy fuck I want her to step on me

>> No.34095143

>>34092347
Imagine walking in on her with this smug expression while she's being ruthlessly bred by your childhood bully!

>> No.34096881

>>34095143
Kill yourself.

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