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34007652 No.34007652 [Reply] [Original]

you're a hime

>> No.34007665

[internal thoughts]
𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦

>> No.34007712
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Die Moonie Scum!

>> No.34007765
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Neil is dead and Buzz is soon to follow. Prepare for a Lunarian century.

>> No.34007819
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Not happening, moonie lover!

>> No.34007859
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Already happening, earthling. It's time to start playing for the winning team and become a moonie lover both in the figurative and literal sense.

>> No.34007894

but you're a hime

>> No.34007895

Genetically, Humans-Lunarian hybrids are a disaster, so lets get mental. Mentally, Lunarians are like any other girl; if they were raised as soldiers, uneducated so they can pound the mochi without thinking other than what they're told, and humanoid bunnies on top of that. The latter part alluding to their naturally high libido. Though they had many children, not all of them would survive. Unknowingly, the military had offset the birthrates with military drafts. If there were 8 kids born into the family, probably 2 of them survived to this day, 4 of them into a war and 2 of them to other causes such as accidents. Those remaining 2 would go on to have kids of their own. Lunarians were okay for raising children, but they could never truly connect with them. This brings us to act 2.


>> No.34007910
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We will never yield to syphilis-ridden whores like you! Moon is a rightful NASA claim!

>> No.34007915

Who impregnated Yorihime? May I impregnate Toyohime? Is it even possible?

So many questions...

>> No.34007956
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Lunarians have already infiltrated the US government and are running the show in the background. Why do you think there haven't been a single Lunar mission since forever and we're suddenly seeing all these news about how "we no longer have the technology to go to the moon". All according to plan.

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>> No.34008017

Himes shouldn't fight with each other. Stop it.

>> No.34008018
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Don't act so smug, you moonie fuck! You managed to stall us for a couple of decades, but in the end we will prevail! The day we wipe out the lunarian menace is near!

>> No.34008039

But anon, you are a Lunarian hime.

>> No.34008073
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I don't think so. You're mind games don't work on me, moonie!

>> No.34008076
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It's too late to stop now. The idea of a bunny girl has entered public conciousness through Lunarian propaganda in the form of monster girls and the like. Soon scientists will announce that it will be possible to modify the genetic code of humans and we'll have all manner of animal girls in the general population. By that point the moon rabbits can hide in plain sight, breed like the rabbits they are and take over with their superior numbers in just a few generations.

>> No.34008083

Please wake up from your coma, Yorihime.

>> No.34008111


>> No.34008123
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Not if I have something to say about it! Moonies can't breed, if they are dead… or at least irradiated. That's why we must drop a nuke on the Lunar Capital! (We almost did back in 1958. Project A119 – look it up!)

>> No.34008148
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Give in to the rabbutt anon, it's for your own good.

>> No.34008165

What is she saying ?

>> No.34008183

the lunarians are kidnapping earth humans to turn into rabbits and supplement their work force
don't let them get awa

>> No.34008182
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>> No.34008198
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See, that's the problem with earthlings. You can fight a war against what is essentially an alien culture using only conventional means. And those means have failed time and time again. The Lunar capital has resisted all attempts of extermination and will continue to do so in the future.

Lunarians, on the other hand, are well versed in the art of psychological warfare. A modern superpower like the moon, USA, Russia or China will never fall from external military pressure. If they were to fall, it would invariably happen by imploding from internal instability like what happened with USSR.

>> No.34008243
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>imploding from internal instability
Will never happen in the Land of the Free. America is eternal!

>> No.34008264
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Go to bed, Clownpiece. You have school tomorrow.

>> No.34008273
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Yes, anon. You can't resist forever.

>> No.34008278
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What is a day in school, compared to the Holy Mission of Destroying Lunar Scum!!!

>> No.34008292
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Your days are numbered, space cockroaches! Your "empire" will be obliterated within the next three decades!

>> No.34008296
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>> No.34008302
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Keine will be mad if you skip school again to play pranks on the Eientei.

>> No.34008327
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Keine can suck on my Star-Spangled Banner, I can play pranks on the moonies whenever I want!

>> No.34008364
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Reisen would be happy to spend time with you if you just asked her. You don't have to use pranks as an excuse to visit her!

>> No.34008482
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>> No.34008541

I will not be swayed by a Lunarian.

>> No.34008558
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Moonie detected on Amarican Soil, lethal force engaged. Democracy will never be defeated. Freedom is the sovereign right of every American. Death is a preferable alternative to Lunarism. The Lunar Capital is the very definition of failure. Watatsukis will fail, the Lunar Capital will fall.

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>> No.34008577
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I would never surrender to the Lunarians. But, it's Yorihime-chan, I'd gladly do it!

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>> No.34008601
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>> No.34008622
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imagine the soft

>> No.34008623
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Seriously though, how many illegitimate kids do you think Buzz and Neil left on the moon? With her hair color and American-like appetite, what are the chances that Ringo is one of their descendants?

>> No.34008663
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>> No.34008691

I hear Yorihime owns a casino.
Who the fuck sold her the land to build a casino huh?

>> No.34008750
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>> No.34008756

This is now a Reisen thread.

>> No.34008763
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No. This is now a rabutt thread.

>> No.34008766
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*reisen's butt thread

>> No.34008773
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Which moon rabbit has the best butte?

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>> No.34008797
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Reisen > Ringo > the rest.
Reisen is a top tier butthu, with her only rival being Orin.

>> No.34008948
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>> No.34012720
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uh oh
Yorihime met the strongest

>> No.34012911

God I wish

>> No.34013076
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What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag?
WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

>> No.34013212

so the short version is that we should bow to Lunarians? Fine by me!

>> No.34013388
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Fuck the moonies

>> No.34013487
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earth lost

>> No.34013587


>> No.34013835

"There aren't many left"
– Watatsuki no Yorihime about the state of the Lunarian Army

>> No.34013889

the state of earth's Army*

>> No.34013993

the lack of faith in humanity is.......... disgusting

>> No.34014355
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that your sis?

>> No.34014413
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Yorihime is pretty gay. She's looking at some faggots right now

>> No.34016042
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Anon, you are stronger then this! Resist the Moonies allure! For Mankind! For Gensokyo! FOR TERRA!

>> No.34019764

dangerously based
i like the taste
now THIS is the faith in earth that i'm searching for

>> No.34020785

Humanity first.

>> No.34025040

based on what, crossie?

>> No.34031002

I'm a hime?

>> No.34032098
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That right, you're a hime, Anon.
Now pack your shit and piss off to the moon.

>> No.34032450
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Reisen's womb is the best place for human children

>> No.34034051

It's a pun on yorihime

>> No.34034094

>It's a pun on yorihime
The fuck you talking about, anon. Hime is a princess title in japanese.

>> No.34034124

you're Yoor
Yoo'r uh hih meh
Yor uh hih meh
Calm the fuck down.

>> No.34037613

Watatsuki? More like Watakuso.

>> No.34038256
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twice per year Eientei residents visit the moon

>> No.34038438
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What the fuck would they do on the Moon. Look at rocks?

>> No.34042598

The Lunar Capital is more than just a bunch of rocks.
There are pebbles and moon bunnies as well in addition to the various attractions, such as the dark side of the moon and the stars you can't see from the already colorless sky.

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>> No.34053900

humans only.
never surrender.

>> No.34058027

for humanity

>> No.34059507
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Shut the fukc up.

>> No.34070006

Shut it moonbitch.
Your powers aren't even your own.

>> No.34073811

Your existence isn't your own. Go kiss your mom.