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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:49:32 2021 No.33990049 [Reply] [Original]

You deserve some rest, Mastah.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:50:42 2021 No.33990059 I want to surprise Shoggy with a big kiss on the lips out of the blue

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:50:56 2021 No.33990062 File: 82 KB, 850x538, dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Impregnate the dragon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:51:25 2021 No.33990064 File: 164 KB, 1400x1400, 20201213_162545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my strong wife!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:54:29 2021 No.33990081 File: 136 KB, 1000x1422, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:54:30 2021 No.33990080 >>33990064 Your strong "wife" is a dude with tits. No fuckin' hips even!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:54:59 2021 No.33990085 What does it feel to be carried by an Amazoness?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:56:29 2021 No.33990092 >>33990081 How cunning

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:57:00 2021 No.33990098 >>33990085 It feels rather comfy until she places you on the altar in the middle of the village

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:58:04 2021 No.33990106 >>33990062 Collar the dragon first!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:00:21 2021 No.33990122 File: 1.98 MB, 1754x3027, 122817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990080 I have a thing for more androgynous women

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:01:50 2021 No.33990136 No! I must WORK! I didn't get a full thousand yesterday, I need to keep up my quota!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:02:25 2021 No.33990141 File: 228 KB, 1181x800, 1616282644611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Asking Oni to spot You at the gym equals to marriage proposal in their culture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:04:28 2021 No.33990173 >>33990136 My words were meant for my silly meido up top>>33990049

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:10:25 2021 No.33990264 File: 203 KB, 1275x1650, cored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blowout soon fellow Stalker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:11:18 2021 No.33990277 >>33990264 3.6 roentgen

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:17:02 2021 No.33990347 >>33990049 I bet my shog maid would be really happy I work from home now. Now I never have to leave her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:20:28 2021 No.33990385 >>33990141 What about telling an Oni you don't need her to when she offers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:29:51 2021 No.33990465 File: 127 KB, 1000x1000, 1613507241216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster Girl Encyclopedia is reclining

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:38:25 2021 No.33990555 File: 1.06 MB, 1200x1697, 1590339052922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >being the servant/familiar/mana bag a rich and powerful, but lazy dark mage Sounds comfy as fuck.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:43:19 2021 No.33990611
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>Be some kind of important person
>Numerous threats against your life
>Have a Hellhound bodyguard
>She insists on being your big spoon in bed
>"If somebody shoots through the window my tough body will be able to block the shots for you, it's a totally sound strategy!"

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:45:18 2021 No.33990629

I've changed my mind. Do not consider minotaurs if you are not already an appreciator of beef.
They are all for me and the other tasteful anons.

An adventuring party of a few dozen anons, getting picked off one by one as we encounter minos, that's the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:47:01 2021 No.33990647 >>33990611 >the occasional suspiciously satisfied noises are to ward the baddies off! >I have to feed you, there may be poison in your food! >come sit on my lap, we can't risk the chair being a doppelganger assassin!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:50:40 2021 No.33990678 >>33990385 That's breaking gym culture, it's even worse than not wiping the bench after Yourself. >>33990264 When?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:52:03 2021 No.33990696 >>33990611 >>33990647 smarthound

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:57:15 2021 No.33990734 >>33990678 What if I'm just an alpha who doesn't need a spotter and I'm so alpha that germs, out of respect, don't hang on my body so my sweat actually just flushes the bench of bad stuff?

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:11:35 2021 No.33990903
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>>33990734
If You're really so alpha, then Your testosterone will take over once You see a muscular, BEEG, 8ft Oni and You'll find Yourself breeding her in the showers 5 minutes later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:12:43 2021 No.33990916 >>33990122 >>>androgynous

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:15:40 2021 No.33990958
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>marry your bicorn friend, her manticore sister, and the kiki maid she hired a week before the wedding
>go on the honeymoon
>a dragon who is older than human civilization starts awkwardly flirting with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:16:21 2021 No.33990968 File: 121 KB, 540x387, 1590826690492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Order State TV

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:17:15 2021 No.33990981 >>33990968 But using Aisha's milk though...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:18:29 2021 No.33991001 File: 60 KB, 900x741, VsV4EuK6_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:24:03 2021 No.33991091 File: 523 KB, 892x1200, lamia00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna become a snake's house husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:30:03 2021 No.33991181 >>33991091 Hope you like spending the rest of your life coiled up and sucking on her tits for nourishment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:31:34 2021 No.33991202 File: 2.66 MB, 2000x1977, thikkimora.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go to a titty bar

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:33:48 2021 No.33991230 >>33991181 Ehh, I'm sure she'll bring stuff home for me to fix to eat. I'm a good cook

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:34:02 2021 No.33991236 File: 450 KB, 1006x1447, Salamander49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can finally go outside without my heavy jacket bring on the heat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:36:26 2021 No.33991263 >>33991230 Uh huh. Yeah you are not leaving her coils buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:37:29 2021 No.33991275 >>33991263 Well, either way. I'd be happy as long as I get to lap up her tongue, pussy, and cloaca as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:40:22 2021 No.33991313 >>33991236 It's been too hot for a jacket for weeks, I hate this. It was +3 Celsius today, absolutely unbearable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:42:30 2021 No.33991357 File: 373 KB, 800x1000, 1616906676236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider snake hips

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:43:08 2021 No.33991374

Remember Anon, I. the friendly local order paladin wants you to remain vigilant against the monster threat. It's a good thing those monster's cant disguise themselves, or else they might have infiltrated our society without us knowing. To think that there could be monsters living around us, in this very room, without our knowledge... truly terrifying. But thankfully that isn't the case. Anyways, I got to get going, stay safe Anon, and good luck with that girl sitting at the table in the corner trying to get your attention!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:50:42 2021 No.33991474 Do you think mamono like it if they come home to find hubby cooking dinner wearing nothing but an apron?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:51:48 2021 No.33991493 >>33991474 there was that pic of a kiki holding a gun

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:52:02 2021 No.33991497 File: 778 KB, 3061x2794, 1609010726544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hot dog

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:53:37 2021 No.33991515 >>33991474 im always cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:58:37 2021 No.33991579 Cockatrices should be scarier considering how diabolically deadly the creature they're based on is

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:59:36 2021 No.33991592 File: 1.53 MB, 2200x1800, 1466397682284.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33991497

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:02:00 2021 No.33991623 >>33991592 Don't dead open inside

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:03:47 2021 No.33991649 >>33991497 >Run up a nice cool bath >Hellhound wife gets in with you >Instant sauna

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:05:43 2021 No.33991681 File: 425 KB, 1910x954, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990678 Now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:06:04 2021 No.33991689 >>33991649 Sauna is good

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:14:22 2021 No.33991811 File: 194 KB, 1200x1080, warrior wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good morning, I dreamt of wurmy. It was good

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:24:27 2021 No.33991971 I wish to penetrate both the heart and the vagina of the ogre that keeps guard of that swamp with the big crab girls. She is a big girl but I wish to spoil her. how should I go about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:30:40 2021 No.33992080 >>33991971 Take a cart full of meat, and just start grilling nearby. She'll be bound to come out. Granted, you'll proably get raped as to satisfy all her appetites, but she'll quickly come to realise what you were doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:31:31 2021 No.33992100 >>33991579 I think the art is what ruins them honestly Make them bigger, more akin to a Chimera/ Manticore but with Dragon and chicken parts, and she'd make a great monster, i think the monster fits more the hybrid type rather than the harpy type

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:39:09 2021 No.33992218 File: 1.20 MB, 1057x1283, Ogre46.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33992080 Ogres have layers, all of which are rape. They're fairly easy to mere, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:41:38 2021 No.33992249 >>33992218 Ogres respect honesty, so your best bet is to just go up and tell her you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:45:37 2021 No.33992296 >>33991474 I'm not too driven imagining it, but nothing-but-an-apron on a man sounds awkward.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:45:44 2021 No.33992297 >>33992249 how pissed would they get in general when portals open that they get so many sherk jokes, and pickup lines

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:57:56 2021 No.33992459 >>33992297 Whatever gets them some hubby dick, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:59:11 2021 No.33992485 What's the best species for an ass lover?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:01:28 2021 No.33992517 >>33992485 kakuen

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:05:10 2021 No.33992589 File: 161 KB, 1294x1000, IMG_20210330_075838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33991474 Happy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:06:15 2021 No.33992606 when the portals open, what species of monster girl would get memed on hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:06:27 2021 No.33992610 File: 628 KB, 933x1400, Kakuen61.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33992517 Return to monke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:07:58 2021 No.33992636 >>33990347 >not wearing shogsuit to work like a nightgaunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:08:03 2021 No.33992637 >>33992485 Dragons, because they're BIG DUMB LAZY IDIOTS that do nothing but sleep on a bunch of gold all day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:09:03 2021 No.33992651 >>33992610 >rear boobs never thought I'd have to say it but MASSIVE MONKEY MOMMY MILKERS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:12:20 2021 No.33992715 >>33990611 That doesn't make sense, the guy should be hiding behind her at night. So he should be the big spoon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:21:42 2021 No.33992866 >>33991374 I'm gonna cast a disillusionment spell just to be safe. That way, I can immediately escape if a monster's disguise gets revealed!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:23:45 2021 No.33992900 >>33992715 But that leaves you open to backstabs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:26:13 2021 No.33992940 >>33992900 Then he needs a second guard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:27:04 2021 No.33992959 File: 3.33 MB, 2555x3600, pharaoh00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33992485 Pharaohs are S-tier for everything waist down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:34:35 2021 No.33993078 File: 389 KB, 959x1073, aqTZxYbh_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33992485 Trolls are a good choice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:38:23 2021 No.33993140 >>33993078 >>33992610 >>33992517 >>33992959 ALL THIS ASS POSTING MAKESME WANT TO EAT A MONSTER GIRLS ASS AS SHE GRINDS HER FAT ASS AGAINST MY FACE AS SHE BERATES ME FOR BEING SUCH A PERV

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:40:15 2021 No.33993171 What monster girls would be improved if they had autism?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:41:15 2021 No.33993185 File: 630 KB, 527x668, FM succ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] need more corruption what would be good ideas for corruption

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:42:18 2021 No.33993207 File: 1.43 MB, 2176x1712, 963115b7e6e35ae9d6ce907451004e95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33992637

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:43:31 2021 No.33993227 >>33990678 >breaking gym culture mgc gym culture is bullshit though, I'm supposed to have an edging machine and when the monster I spot for hits a new personal best I'm supposed to cum all over her abs as a reward? what kind of a rule is that?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:51:47 2021 No.33993365 >>33993207 Too big, go back to /d/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:52:27 2021 No.33993378 >>33993365 Priscilla is welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:52:38 2021 No.33993379 >>33993171 I wouldn't go as far as to say it's an improvement, but a Demon that's well-versed in law but also a socially inept sperg would be cute. Autist Kej would be cool too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:54:14 2021 No.33993412 >>33993171 some already come with that preinstalled like the wurm and Bunyip

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:54:14 2021 No.33993413 >>33993365 There's something interesting about this "I don't like this, so you should leave" mindset It just seems fundamentally fallacious

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:55:57 2021 No.33993453 File: 1.14 MB, 1371x1233, office drag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my dragon wife. There are many like her, but this one is mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:56:23 2021 No.33993462 File: 144 KB, 850x702, hairy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think CC mamono are like fine wines. The longer you let them be virgins, the more christmases that pass, the more delicious they can be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:57:46 2021 No.33993490 >>33993462 yes, they are for is anons with a little more, how should I say this, class than most

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:58:56 2021 No.33993521 >>33993453 Smug coffee shop girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:58:57 2021 No.33993522 >>33993207 Cute feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:59:19 2021 No.33993535 >>33993490 Naturally, all mamono are to be loved, but it takes anons of a particularly refined taste to appreciate a christmas cake especially those of the autistic variety.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:59:35 2021 No.33993540 >>33993462 >I think CC mamono are like fine wines. No, they are cheese stinky cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:01:34 2021 No.33993582 >>33993540 See here, anon, you can have your run of the mill, mild cheese. It is lovely and is to be eaten, but mature cheese is where the flavour is truly at.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:02:40 2021 No.33993610 >>33992218 Do Ogres mellow out after they get a husband? I like big green girls but i'm not crazy about the savage barbarian side

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:04:09 2021 No.33993640 CC foxes are the best foxes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:07:26 2021 No.33993710 >>33993308 >tfw no cassio gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:07:40 2021 No.33993715 >>33993453 What is she so smug about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:09:56 2021 No.33993771 >>33993715 She's a dragon, what other reason does one need?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:10:05 2021 No.33993772 >>33992218 Says you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:10:56 2021 No.33993793 >>33993185 /fit/ girl slowly becoming a chubby glutton greenworm from the incubus dickings who hates the idea of getting fat but can't resist the dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:11:29 2021 No.33993813 >>33993772 get /fit/ then you can mere most monster girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:11:46 2021 No.33993820 >>33993813 That's now how it works

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:11:56 2021 No.33993823 >>33993771 I bet she can't sleep in the winter without a personal heater! Dragons are lame and have no right to be inherently smug!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:12:40 2021 No.33993844 >>33993793 >ruining fitness with anything other than pregnancy You I don't like

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:13:07 2021 No.33993854 >>33993823 She is a heater!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:13:58 2021 No.33993877 >>33993710 She's too toxic

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:14:44 2021 No.33993891 >>33993820 remember being nude and covered in oil is your friend when you want to wrestle any monster girl into a mating press

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:18:48 2021 No.33993976 >>33993820 not*

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:19:28 2021 No.33993989 >>33993891 >anon goes out naked, to MERE some mamono with his new gainz >covers himself in oil to ensure victory, no mamono can hold him down now >feels a little different than usual, less like oil and more like... >slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:19:35 2021 No.33993995 File: 149 KB, 764x1080, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_shishamo__2218988a4ac736c9ae6a41087ac2219a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990555 Mooching off a lolibaba vampire with said dark mage and her demon familiar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:19:54 2021 No.33994003 New profile never ever. Someone in touch with KC really should give him a hint that managing a following like that is not a good idea strategically-speaking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:21:23 2021 No.33994030 >>33993771 Dragons are just lizards there's nothing to be smug about

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:21:34 2021 No.33994035 >>33993989 that's why you don't buy from danukis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:24:55 2021 No.33994103 File: 669 KB, 3148x4042, 1572569308772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33994003 I have a good feeling about January 2022

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:26:12 2021 No.33994130

The businesswoman Danuki that keeps coming into the coffeeshop every morning has been ramping up the flirting over the past week. She handed me her card and it turns out she's the CFO of Danuku Co. Ltd. How do I break it to her that I know absolutely nothing about finance or economics and would probably just weigh her down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:27:29 2021 No.33994156 >>33994130 What makes you think she wants to hire you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:27:31 2021 No.33994157 >>33994130 heart eyes, aheago

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:27:40 2021 No.33994161 >>33994130 You don't need to know anything about business to make her coffee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:28:54 2021 No.33994192 >>33994130 >How do I break it to her that I know absolutely nothing about finance or economics and would probably just weigh her down? Easy, just tell her you are holding MamonoStop stocks and that you believe they are going to be worth millions

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:29:14 2021 No.33994200 >>33994161 >coffee in naked apron is what I need boyim

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:29:18 2021 No.33994203 >>33994130 I have a weakness to monstergirls in business suits

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:30:54 2021 No.33994251 >>33994200 One cup of coffee wearing a small apron coming up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:31:31 2021 No.33994267 >>33994192 >she starts asking him about his investing portfolio >using lingo that's going over his head >remembers only the things his shitposter friendw online said >"uhhh I'm uhhh buying corns"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:31:44 2021 No.33994278 File: 584 KB, 1200x1500, 1611962033991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33994203 They have a unique appeal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:33:15 2021 No.33994310 >>33994267 >She asks him about his 401k >He responds by saying that he's not into painting little man figurines

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:35:42 2021 No.33994378

>>33994156
Why else woulf she hand me her business card with her personal phone number on it and constantly be mentioning how she loves a man that knows how to hustle. She even mentioned how my penmanship when I wrote her name on the coffee cup made her "start to feel a certain way", which I can only imagine means she wants me to fill out paperwork for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:39:19 2021 No.33994500 >>33994267 it's not like nukis are any better at predicting the market anyway. In this day and age, it's more like a random number generator than an actual science

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:39:39 2021 No.33994508 >>33994203 Especially BIG girls with suits that look ready to burst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:40:49 2021 No.33994548 File: 335 KB, 1080x1920, 1591827682024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33994278 Yes, they do, even if I'm unable to actually explain it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:41:10 2021 No.33994556 File: 2.28 MB, 2991x1939, Dividends.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33994130 >>33994156 >>33994161 >>33994192 >>33994203 >>33994267 >>33994310

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:48:12 2021 No.33994772 >>33994548 Remember to take in the janitor kiki that keeps your desk clean at work, so she doesn't end up becoming a bitter CC businesswoman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:49:35 2021 No.33994826 File: 325 KB, 822x1276, 88803498_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990049

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:50:08 2021 No.33994846 >>33994556 Oh no, that Tanuki has been swept of her feet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:51:29 2021 No.33994887 >>33994556 She was prepared for a dense Anon, but not for a smooth Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:52:00 2021 No.33994901 >>33994826 I don't know why but I feel some alp vibes would clap anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:53:48 2021 No.33994957 >>33994887 What about dense and smooth anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:55:08 2021 No.33995014 >>33994772 >CC businesswoman kiki But that's really hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:56:49 2021 No.33995062 File: 824 KB, 3000x4000, 1603468212395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Breed hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:57:58 2021 No.33995092 >>33995062 I would but I am mge's top wurm breeder, so I can't

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:00:30 2021 No.33995184 >>33994772 If I take her in will she still become a strict businesswoman but without the bitter part?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:01:59 2021 No.33995230 >>33995062 Seed and feed hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:05:09 2021 No.33995327 >>33993185 >human woman pissing off a mucus toad only to get kissed by one >eventually said woman turns into another mucus toad pretty sure it's mentioned in her profile too

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:05:44 2021 No.33995346

>>33994957
No monster is ready for a man who's oblivious to her advances yet says all the right things to get her more excited.
>>33995014
Sure, but it makes her more frustrated if you're not her higher-up. She's really conflicted when she finds her secretary cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:07:17 2021 No.33995391 >>33994267 Gold digger MGs would be wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:08:31 2021 No.33995432 File: 30 KB, 453x603, Exux786VEAYiSij.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990049

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:09:54 2021 No.33995476

>>33994556
>the nuki kyaaaa~s and skitters out of the coffeeshop
>the next day at work, the typically strict and crass nuki CFO is mellowed out and daydreaming
>doodling little hearts on her desk notepad and giggling to herself
>her secretary is concerned that she's got a loose screw or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:10:32 2021 No.33995497 File: 46 KB, 446x545, E52A0885-3A48-453C-B3FC-355226E8E6FD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990080 Your eternal butthurt about his waifu is amusing if nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:10:56 2021 No.33995510 >>33995346 Sex? What's that? Well whatever it is, I'm sure any guy would love to do it with a beautiful girl like you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:13:49 2021 No.33995582 >>33990080 >he doesn't like tomboys

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:16:12 2021 No.33995651 >>33995497 its no wonder you would get insulted, your wife is a literal boy with a vagina

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:16:44 2021 No.33995663 >>33995391 >Anon has a large vault to store his treasures >[excited Mimic noises] >[excited Creeping coin noises]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:17:05 2021 No.33995675 >>33995432 Kappa is cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:17:52 2021 No.33995701 >>33995346 >She's really conflicted when she finds her secretary cute. This is exactly why business kiki is so sexy

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:18:07 2021 No.33995709

>>33995497
>>33995582
I think it's the same guy who whines about "BEEG" being overused, despite it being used perhaps twice per thread novadays.
Also - don't listen to him Anon, Your waifu is really pretty, there's nothing gay about liking healthy girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:18:13 2021 No.33995711 File: 46 KB, 378x502, nell-fallcard-centaurofattentionopt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990049

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:18:23 2021 No.33995719 >>33995675 kappas will extract spirit balls from your asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:22:30 2021 No.33995823 >>33995719 It's a labor of love

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:23:02 2021 No.33995841 File: 63 KB, 502x582, naughty anubitch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monsters are adorable gag sluts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:23:36 2021 No.33995864 >>33995711 >The bicorn when she finally gets to have sex with her husband during the group sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:24:26 2021 No.33995883 >>33995841 But who's the best besides Kobolds

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:26:21 2021 No.33995936 >>33995841 Agreeable sentiment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:26:33 2021 No.33995943 >>33995864 >bicorn typically relegated to eating the creampies out of the other girls while getting teased >becomes a mess who is still can't walk and is quivering a week later after getting the dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:27:17 2021 No.33995960 >>33995883 Ghouls. Ghouls can take inhumanly massive gags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:27:23 2021 No.33995966 >>33995883 Ghouls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:29:08 2021 No.33996009 >>33995960 It's all fun and games until they get tired of it and bite through the ball gag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:32:07 2021 No.33996087 >>33996009 The would just slip the tongue around it and get to work

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:32:48 2021 No.33996103 File: 378 KB, 1349x1632, 1591844780360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Had a wet dream about a dragon maid What could it mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:34:34 2021 No.33996149 >>33996103 Portals soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:34:45 2021 No.33996157 >>33996103 you want to be spoiled by a dragon, clearly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:35:09 2021 No.33996170 >>33996009 Put a big panelgag with a mold of your enormous penis for her tongue to play with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:39:06 2021 No.33996299 File: 2.27 MB, 1807x1993, 1602861171383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33991202 That's just a regular bar with monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:39:20 2021 No.33996302 >>33996103 You're not masturbating enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:40:47 2021 No.33996345 >>33996149 Don't bully me anon, my heart can only break so many times

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:40:57 2021 No.33996349 >>33996302 I actually once managed to hold in a wet dream subconsciously. If anything I deserve to take over as the new DL for that feat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:43:46 2021 No.33996442 >>33995943 Imagine how exited she'd be if you told her she's the one getting creampied tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:44:15 2021 No.33996460 File: 1.55 MB, 2000x1600, 1591064446199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33992959 >Still no pharaoh derrière art a pharrière if you will Reeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:47:37 2021 No.33996552 >>33993413 It's moreso a notable autist who lurks these threads who spams giantess, furry, technophilia and pickles because he hates these threads for some unfathomable reason. Lurk more

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:47:56 2021 No.33996564 File: 131 KB, 375x375, PORC WANTS DICK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't deny a P'Orc like this, would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:48:50 2021 No.33996585 >>33996460 after doing some draws, that request might get done so any ideas will be appericated

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:50:25 2021 No.33996622 >>33996552 There's something interesting about this "If you don't agree with me then you must be uninformed" mindset

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:52:03 2021 No.33996656 >>33995346 >Sure, but it makes her more frustrated if you're not her higher-up. She's really conflicted when she finds her secretary cute. What's there to be confliced about

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:52:23 2021 No.33996663 >>33996552 Priscilla is fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:56:38 2021 No.33996758 >>33996564 The fallacy is thinking that it's up to the human. It's up the monster whether or not it gets creampied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:58:00 2021 No.33996790 >>33990049 Why does that pillow have veins on it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:58:02 2021 No.33996792 File: 1.52 MB, 1003x1416, 71710444_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990049

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:58:04 2021 No.33996793 >>33996103 Maybe you're excited for the show's new season? On a similar note, I had a dream about having a BEEG Holstaur make me drink ALL of her milk. I wish I didn't wake up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:59:31 2021 No.33996821 No, I don't want to be corrupted by a dark elf! I want to be pure as the color white!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:03:17 2021 No.33996887 File: 1.54 MB, 1377x1400, c6818b0915633136720d884345e4f204[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33996821 >last words of an anon mindbroken by a group of donk elves

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:03:24 2021 No.33996890 >>33996821 just tie her up lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:04:54 2021 No.33996939 >>33996887 le donk was too strong for pure anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:05:35 2021 No.33996954 >>33996460 I'm starting to suspect the Pharaoh vs Apophis rivalry is all for show. I bet the venom thing is just an excuse for the pharaoh to take a vacation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:05:43 2021 No.33996956 If I go drinking with the office dark elf, will she be nice enough to carry me home if I end up drinking to much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:06:29 2021 No.33996976 The biggest problem with werewolves are that they turn back into a human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:08:37 2021 No.33997009 >>33994901 They do have the programmer socks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:11:40 2021 No.33997075 >>33996956 She'll even strip you out of your clothes and tuck you in!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:11:51 2021 No.33997077 >>33995709 >I think it's the same guy who whines about "BEEG" being overused Not the guy you're talking to and one of those posters that was me btw. Also don't pretend it wasn't being posted 20 times a thread at one point

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:12:19 2021 No.33997087
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Dominant bicorn mistress who keeps the harem in check making them eat creampies out of her pussy>Submissive cuckcorn who hasn't gotten a creampie in so long it would be considered abuse if she wasn't into it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:13:24 2021 No.33997107 >>33997075 How sweet of her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:13:44 2021 No.33997114 >>33996976 Pick one >werewolf that turns into a human girl on a full moon (and doesn't want to fuck you) >werewolf that turns into an actual female wolf (and DOES want to fuck you)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:15:06 2021 No.33997143 File: 158 KB, 1024x1528, 1602168630632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33996585 Have a pharaoh showing an archaeologist her ass at an undead lingerie boutique and asking him if what she's trying on fits

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:15:25 2021 No.33997150 >>33997114 ...is the wolf sentient?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:16:13 2021 No.33997158 Everybody talks about ancient evils, but what about ancient goods? Those angels need some love too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:16:35 2021 No.33997164 >>33996793 Never watched that show. The dragon design triggered me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:16:53 2021 No.33997169 File: 472 KB, 844x631, 1604938415998.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33997114 GO TO HELL ZOOFUCKER SHANGHAI HONG KONG EGG FU YUNG FORTUNE COOKIE ALWAYS WRONG

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:17:03 2021 No.33997172 >>33997114 Wolf, easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:17:12 2021 No.33997175 >>33997143 nice after I get done with the penny wight, I'll do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:17:27 2021 No.33997180 >>33997164 Then I've got no idea. Maybe you didn't watch the show, but the concept got stuck in your head somehow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:18:04 2021 No.33997192 >>33997158 Why would an ancient good be sealed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:18:43 2021 No.33997205 >>33997180 >concept got stuck in your head somehow. Oh it was definitely from this thread. It's strange though as I do like dragons but dragon maids are meh

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:19:49 2021 No.33997224
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>>33996954
>Pharaoh is too tsun tsun to tell her Consort she wants him to pump a full new Dynasty into her womb.
>She sends a Peregrine Falcon to her friend.
>"I got ya senpai."
>Next day, Consort can´t find hair nor hide of his mistress.
>Until nighttime, when he retires to his quarters, and finds herbound to an Apophis that has been biting her and edging her all day.
>"Anon, please save me, Anon~"
>Dynasty Foundation Commences
>The Consort is cute, so Grape Snake takes her payment right there too.
>Pharaoh will be mad about this, but she and Apophis are great friends, and this porovides her an alibi every time Court Session is skipped for an Impregnation Session.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:20:32 2021 No.33997233 >>33997192 Balance. Not the traditional kind of sealing, but the gods will suppress their power so everything doesn't get thrown out of whack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:20:41 2021 No.33997236 >>33997158 nah, good people arent very interesting, always go for ancient evil

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:20:59 2021 No.33997241 File: 510 KB, 1000x996, __angewomon_digimon_and_1_more_drawn_by_den_kur0_yuki__07929f8ec0d90aa100f05be444edade1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33997192 she's into it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:22:51 2021 No.33997273 >>33997114 Er... Like a werewolf or a regular wolf Myabe to a werewolf but no to a regular dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:23:14 2021 No.33997280 >>33997241 Secretly kinky ancient goods sounds really hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:23:16 2021 No.33997281 File: 45 KB, 549x526, 1586310152647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33997192 To come back when the world needed her most. Or she was turning into an ancient evil but didn't realize it so she got tricked and sealed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:23:17 2021 No.33997282 File: 3.27 MB, 2800x2800, NrpAHDmo_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33997224 >Consort not already pumping new dynasty into pharaoh's womb It's his one job and you're telling me he's not doing it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:24:18 2021 No.33997296 >>33997175 Sounds sweet dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:25:05 2021 No.33997309 >>33997169 I'd choose the human girl, if you are a dogfucker that's up to you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:25:18 2021 No.33997312 >>33993185 Dominant shoggoth trains and transforms a human girl over the course of multiple days/weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:30:54 2021 No.33997382 >>33997282 >Anubis stuck between getting filled up by the guy or getting yelled at by the Pharaoh because she's taking all his cum from her

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:31:16 2021 No.33997389
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>>33997236
That is true, the bad guys are always cooler than the good guys. Also evil vs evil is a great combo however so is good guys turning evil. Maybe the ancient good is a heroine who defeated a previous Demon Lord but sealed herself away after their influence began to turn her into a monster and then when the current DL rolled around she monsterized in her sleep. Be funny if as she was from a previous era her sense of morality was completely skewed like most mythological heroes so she basically acts like a monster anyways when she takes the man who woke her but thinks she's completely in the right in doing so

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:32:33 2021 No.33997410 >>33993995 Glorious She should also sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:32:36 2021 No.33997411 >>33997282 Union of Consorts has decreed Pharaohs cannot use God Voice to order Consorts to perform Strenuous Activities that take a day or more to finish on the spot before making sure Consort is well fed and hydrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:33:57 2021 No.33997428 >>33997411 Being a consort is too much work. Rather just retire to a hacienda and farm fruit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:36:54 2021 No.33997492 >>33997428 what, you weak?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:37:02 2021 No.33997496 >>33997382 She can just conspire with him and pretend she got surprised sexed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:38:29 2021 No.33997515 >>33997114 The second, but only if I get to turn into a wolf too

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:39:22 2021 No.33997529
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>>33997428
Farming? Really? A man of your talents? You could be in the lap of luxury making the ruler of the land cry out your name in pleasure and you chose fruit instead? Good choice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:41:14 2021 No.33997554 >>33997529 think of how much the Pharoah would be seething to hear she was dubbed for some fruit

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:42:36 2021 No.33997575

>>33997492
Okay
>Usurp pharaoh
>Declare myself king
>Conquer everything and raise massive monuments to my queen who was THE queen but is now wife of the king queen
>Give everything to oldest daughter when she turns 18
>Retire to hacienda and farm fruit with wife
There
>>33997529
Fruit in the desert is a very risky but also rewarding business. They don't know it's all 5d chess to regreen the desert and create a fertile kingdom for the pharaoh to ruleand grow more fruit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:46:42 2021 No.33997635 File: 200 KB, 318x493, 1616985336288.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna poke a Kobold in the mouth.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:46:56 2021 No.33997641

>>33993185
>Veteran monster slayer decides to take on a new Wight Queen before she can set up an undead kingdom
>Queen manages to escape, but not without losing a limb and getting a nasty cut on her face
>The Wight's blood that got on to the skin of the monster slayer cursed her, she only has one year to finish the job before she monsterizes
>Just in case, the slayer takes on an apprentice to pass on her knowledge if she fails
>Final week of the curse, she decides to go and fight the Wight Queen again
>After an argument (a lot of "this is personal" and "I want to be there to make sure you don't get hurt" back and forth), the apprentice eventually gets to come with her
>Slayer and apprentice enter the main chamber and see the Wight Queen sitting on her throne
>Her limb has grown back, but she still has the scar on her face (turns out her hubby liked it)
>Without getting out of her seat, the Wight Queen waves her hand and the monsterization completes instantly
>Zombified slayer attacks apprentice who hesitates to hurt his former master
>Wight looks on with a satisfied face as he gets dragged off by his new wife
>Story ends with the slayer becoming a wight herself, and serving with her husband as the Wight Queen's guards
Combine a couple of scenes where the slayer has urges from the curse and I think it would be pretty good.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:47:42 2021 No.33997651

I like to imagine that MGE's Order is like WoW's Scarlet Crusade in the way that while the low level goons genuinely believe in the cause the actual supreme commander is a high ranking Demon/Doppleganger in disguise sending soldiers in "suicide" missions against monsterdom to get monsters in the targeted area fresh husbands under the pretense of heroic sacrifice

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:53:20 2021 No.33997725

>>33997641
Maybe add in some bonding scenes where they fight together (if you don't want them to attack monster girls, have them hunt demon beasts for practice), spar with each other to teach new skills, and talks after they're done training for the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:53:47 2021 No.33997733 File: 618 KB, 1333x1600, 1583544839631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How now muscle cow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:53:52 2021 No.33997735 File: 1.40 MB, 1200x1200, __patchouli_knowledge_and_koakuma_touhou_drawn_by_fusu_a95101221__50c43335cb5b9de1bd212a3df803a19b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33997410 Later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:55:42 2021 No.33997765 >>33997733 I'm going to wrestle musclecow, even if I have no chance at winning!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:56:12 2021 No.33997774 File: 126 KB, 740x834, DelembreSuccubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >[current year] >he doesn't want to be level drained

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:56:38 2021 No.33997783 >>33997733 I'm going to ask musclecow to come over for dinner!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:57:31 2021 No.33997799 >>33997733 i need my lucky lube for this time, for I am going all out so I can breed this grade a piece of beef

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:58:17 2021 No.33997813 >>33997774 not everyone is low-t, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:00:20 2021 No.33997835 >>33997799 >anon gets his lucky lube ready to go >sees warm extremely wet pussy in full breeding mode >spaghetti over whether he should still lube up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:01:47 2021 No.33997858 >>33997774 Can't go negative.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:02:42 2021 No.33997868 >>33997774 I kinda want to be level drained, but as soon as I see the glow I'll probably think of Succubus Prison and immediately nope out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:03:28 2021 No.33997872 best way to get mino gf?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:03:38 2021 No.33997875 >>33997774 I've considered it, but every piece of level drain art I've seen always comes with extra shit with it that I hate. Pass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:05:02 2021 No.33997894 >>33997872 Work at a corn maze for a bit, then go help the mino that goes in when they get lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:07:58 2021 No.33997941 >>33997872 Minos spend a lot of time napping. So find one asleep, then snuggle underneath her. When she wakes up you will be her property and the two of you will be happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:08:00 2021 No.33997943 >>33996460 Pharaoh and Apophis being childhood friends or siblings sounds very cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:08:07 2021 No.33997944 Monstergirl governments banning DNA paternity tests for no particular reason at all!

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:08:30 2021 No.33997949
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I like the idea that vampires can occasionally have dhampirs even after their husband incubizes and that dhampirs can have vampire babies too. Same with unicorns being able to have bicorn daughters and bicorns giving birth to unicorns and vice versa

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:08:44 2021 No.33997951 File: 508 KB, 1920x1080, D74AyPuXYAAFJWr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33997872 Go to Greece.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:09:00 2021 No.33997957 Do Cheshire cats like dogs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:09:34 2021 No.33997965 >>33997735 >Dark mage mistress >hungry sex demon familiar I am gonna need those potions to survive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:11:39 2021 No.33997989 >>33997965 >hungry sex That sounds more like a greenworm thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:11:41 2021 No.33997991 Dude, who wanted penny knight wight. Do you want long hair or short hair, give me an example of what would you want for the hair

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:11:43 2021 No.33997992

>>33997949
>I like the idea that vampires can occasionally have dhampirs even after their husband incubizes
Same. A vampire household needs a lot of manpower, foot soldiers ect. I just really like thought of turning a powerful CC vampire into a broodmother

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:14:24 2021 No.33998034
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>>33997943
Pharoahs and apophis having friendly relationships is cute, especially if they're both subjects of the same kingdom whether that kingdom is ruled by an apophis, pharaoh, or a man. Those younger daughters that don't inherit the crown trickle down into lower classes aren't tied to royal expectations after all

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:14:30 2021 No.33998038 >>33997949 Which is better: capturing a monster girl or rescuing a monster damsel in distress?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:14:45 2021 No.33998041 File: 411 KB, 1451x957, Unicorn Kiss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33997949 >Bicorn gives birth to unicorn >Gets boyfriend before her sisters and doesn't want to share >Gets grounded

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:15:09 2021 No.33998049 >>33997949 Disgusting picture, probably commissioned by a dhampir

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:15:32 2021 No.33998054 File: 133 KB, 727x423, watchMe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:16:39 2021 No.33998071 >>33998038 Being a human boy in distress rescued by a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:17:01 2021 No.33998079 >>33998038 Capturing a monster girl under the assumption that you're rescuing the damsel in distress

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:17:14 2021 No.33998083 >>33997949 If vampires have so many problems with dhampirs why can't they wait until their husbands fully incubize before doing the deed? That's a lot of impatience for a monster who tends to live for hundreds or thousands of years

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:17:21 2021 No.33998084 >>33998054 Wha-

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:18:03 2021 No.33998097 >>33998054 hahaha I love this show

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:19:12 2021 No.33998115 >>33998054 >they'd unironically rather watch an endless loop of themselves than the greenworm power hour I guess nobody appreciates fine programming nowadays

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:19:50 2021 No.33998127

>>33998034
>Non-graped pharaoh and apophis co-wives of the king
>two cute pharaoh and apophis heirs
>Pharaoh daughteru is a mighty warrior, speeding about on her chariot, swinging her enchanted glaive
>Apophis daughteru is a powerful sorceress, controlling all sorts of elemental powers
>They work together to help run the kingdom in the name of their father and mothers.
The best

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:20:20 2021 No.33998136

>>33998038
Capturing a monstergirl on the pretext of her being a damsel in distress. When you think about it they're damsels and being a single as a monster means they're in distress, therefore forwardly making them your wife is rescuing them. Really want to ""kidnap"" a kej from her isolated rural village and wife her. The kej mayor side character in magus story may have influenced that fantasy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:23:17 2021 No.33998169 >>33998127 >it's all fun and games until they both start to vie for the same young battlemage apprentice's heart

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:24:17 2021 No.33998183 >>33998034 I like genuine friendship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:24:42 2021 No.33998195 >>33998169 That's just following tradition

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:28:16 2021 No.33998251
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>>33997992
You have good taste
>CC vamp is just tired of everything and doesn't want to be lonely any more
>Anon marries her and they bang like rabbits
>Other vampires gossip and ohohoho but CC vamp doesn't care
>Inevitably gets pregnant which spins their parental instincts into overdrive
>Even after having their first daughter her maternal instincts haven't subsided and the changes pregnancy caused to her body make anon jump her at every opportunity
>Cycle continues and the other vampires are long past laughing
>Anon and his wife have started a trend that's spread to other undead

I should really go back to that thread with the vampire broodmom line of posts and save those in a document.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:29:43 2021 No.33998276 >>33998041 Her mom and sisters may find it quaint and not try to impose their own instinctual tastes on her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:31:05 2021 No.33998301 >>33998083 That's the fun anon, despite their nature they're still monstergirls at heart. They can't help but love their husbands and daughters no matter what

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:31:28 2021 No.33998306 >>33998251 I'm just saying that if I met a CC vampire sitting alone and looking a little sad at bar, I'd stick my neck right out.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:33:17 2021 No.33998336

>>33997774
Level drain sounds really fun!
>Being level drained so you can try out different routes/classes
>Combining abilities from those to make new builds with your wife
>Your wife becomes the most versatile monster to ever exist now that she has taken levels from every possible class/route
>All the while getting some of the strongest pleasure you can get from sex when your levels are being removed/added

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:33:18 2021 No.33998337 >>33997087 I wouldn't make any girl eat out horse pussy, that just sounds cruel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:38:03 2021 No.33998417 >>33998083 >wait years before the consummation of your marriage That goes against God, nature and the DL.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:38:06 2021 No.33998419 >>33998336 >Gain ability >Level drained >Get ability again >Have wife give back ability she drained >Double strength ability >Repeat until satisfied Imagine how that would work for things like increased cumshot size perks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:39:46 2021 No.33998443 File: 1.81 MB, 1032x1460, 10cdb236c73c8d77713ff3e53f5bc3aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990049

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:40:35 2021 No.33998454 >>33998336 >>33998419 I think the best course of action is to take turns on who gets level drained.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:40:39 2021 No.33998458 >>33997992 >>33998251 So vamps can give birth, but other undead like zombies and ghouls can't?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:40:42 2021 No.33998459 >>33998251 She needs an accent as well. Also embarrassing her older dhampir daughterus by being the momest

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:40:50 2021 No.33998461 >>33998417 I'm just saying they don't have to be chaste, just use the other holes until it's proper time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:41:15 2021 No.33998469 File: 146 KB, 850x1687, __koakuma_touhou_drawn_by_haiiro_gundan__sample-e64ba6f02296b49c271bcef6dccdd4e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33997965 Yes, you will.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:41:49 2021 No.33998475

>>33998079
>>33998136
>be anon
>come home from work on Friday
>go to bedroom
>find nurarihyon is bound and gagged in the corner
>rush to untie her
>she smells of perfume and sweat
>she chastises you for kidnapping her and promises to tell on you
>ignore her, believing this is a misunderstanding
>she brushes her finger against your hand as you try to undo her wrists
>focus drifts away from the knots and to her hands
>then to her shoulders
>and down to her waist
>"recall" memories of abducting her
>stop untying her
>pick her up and place her on the bed top-down bottom-up
>she shakes her ass in the air while struggling
>man, this was the best weekend plan you've ever made

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:42:28 2021 No.33998488 >>33998419 I'd rather stack fertility buffs with my wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:44:15 2021 No.33998510 >>33998459 >Dhamphir tells you how her mom is the vilest of all evils >Her mom and dad are basically the sweetest old married couple you have ever seen >They give you sweets made from a recipe in the old country.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:45:01 2021 No.33998518

>>33998306
Like to think CC vampires are mellowed out to the point where they can appreciate cheesy pick-up lines
>Anon sits next to the CC vamp
>They get to talking and drinking until he asks if he can get her a drink and half jokingly pulls his collar down
>She laughs warmly but has a predatory glint in her eyes
>In the bar's rafters invisible to the naked eye a Cupid un-nocks the arrow in her bow then slowly nods and slinks off

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:45:16 2021 No.33998522

>>33998419
They don't permanently take anything. Having sex with monsters creates energy from nothing and allows both partners to gain power to the level of the gods. All powers sucked out grow and are returned better than before.
>Furthermore because of the nature of mamono mana, the power that has become one inside the inma will swell up even bigger, and so the sucked out fencing skills will be even better, and the knowledge he holds will be even clearer in his mind once they are returned to the man. And so, as the inma and her husband cycle the power between them as a [spouses] sharing of power, it turns into magic mutualy boosting them without limit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:46:32 2021 No.33998539 >>33998469 >mistress doing lewd magical experiments on you >koa-succ, being her assistant, is jerking you off with demon silver gloved hands >Your face is deep in her cleavage half conscious from the pleasure

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:52:54 2021 No.33998630 >>33998518 What would happen if I said something silly, like >you don't look a day over 20

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:54:22 2021 No.33998653 >>33998475 >Rescuing a bound and gagged monster only to undo the gag and make out with her for hours while she squirms

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 12:59:00 2021 No.33998697

>>33998510
Only the most vilely cunning vampire matriarchs can indirectly and subconsciously peeve their daughters off, especially when they interrupt their daughter's monologues to shove her face into their tits in a bear hug. Or greet them at the front because they couldn't wait to see her instead of allowing their daughter to fight through the property to get to them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:00:20 2021 No.33998715 >>33998653 >using a bound hellhound or some other powerful mamono as a onahole until she breaks free

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:00:33 2021 No.33998722 >>33998630 With monsters age is a bit redundant but they are still women so the feelings would get through regardless

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:07:27 2021 No.33998831 >>33998079 >the dragon is dressed as a princess, and appears to have tied herself up

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:09:24 2021 No.33998866 >>33998079 taking the wurm that is the guardian of a princess stuck in a tower

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:10:57 2021 No.33998890 >>33998522 In the long run aren't JubJub essentially the strongest because of this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:12:47 2021 No.33998922 >>33998890 If they had more than 2 brain cells, sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:17:51 2021 No.33998991 >>33998722 So what kind of pickup lines work best, then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:18:47 2021 No.33999001 >>33998831 I would purposely tease her by telling her that she looks even more beautiful than the rumors had told

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:20:06 2021 No.33999022

>>33998890
Level drain itself is a fairly difficult high level high level spell but even then only seems to enhance known skills. Normal sex with monsters also creates extra mana for both but doesn't level up any other skill but sex. Becoming an incubus is a level break. It just allows you to go beyond human limits when you get there. You would still need to spend time leveling up your individual skills outside of sex id you want super human skills in other things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:20:21 2021 No.33999031 File: 1.01 MB, 4096x2445, 1613628022748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33998991 >Hey lady, it's a crime that you don't have a husband and I'm here to make sure you do the time

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:22:01 2021 No.33999062
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>>33998715
>Valkyrie gets kicked out of heaven and sealed for god knows what
>Anon finds her and brings her home to use as a daki while gently dicking the ancient warrior woman down every night
>Until she breaks free and pays him back with nightly gentle cuddlerape

>Get separated from the Zipangu tour group and stumble across a dilapidated temple where an ancient box lies at the center
>Open it to stumble into a secret room where a terrifying kejourou sits, tied with red rope and numerous seals keep her hair splayed unmoving across the room
>Her eyes are unsealed and they follow anon's every movement- turning to shock then frustration when he slowly peels off the seal on her pussy and gently but firmly pushes his cock inside her
>When the tour guides find him he's still pistoning himself into the tied up kej while her eyes have rolled back into her head
>They bring a shaman to do the marriage rites and anon has to deal with a very horny but needy ancient evil wife
Ancient evil variants of normal monsters are fun. Especially when put into a position where they're vulnerable to a normal anons advances

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:24:11 2021 No.33999092 >>33998890 They probably have some of the highest stamina but when you exceed 24/7 sex it's a little wasted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:25:35 2021 No.33999107 >>33999031 That sounds cheesy enough to attract every dormouse within a 50km radius very good

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:26:47 2021 No.33999121 >>33994957 Like a diamond?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:28:25 2021 No.33999143 >>33995346 Businesswoman kiki goes home, puts on a maid outfit and calls the same escort to come play pretend master for a while. She doesn't sex him, just irons his shirts and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:30:46 2021 No.33999181 File: 204 KB, 673x648, 1615246521478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33998991 Hey lady, I'm the one. Heard You're looking for me.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:34:16 2021 No.33999233 >>33998991 Anything by Johnny Bravo

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:34:24 2021 No.33999235

>>33998991
I just thought a perfect pickup line for the Military grade war veteran monster girl
>you may believe you are the rough, big, brutish, and absolutely weathered girl beyond use
>so is a diamond when it is found, so give it some tender polishing and give it a light and it will shine ever brighter
>So, darling let me polish you and spoil like the diamond you always were. For now, and forever, since you are the diamond that caught my eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:37:05 2021 No.33999272 >>33999233 >momma warned me about women like you >I was hoping she was right

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:51:49 2021 No.33999471 >>33999235 I'm sorry, anon, but girls don't like the cheesy lines that guys think they do.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:52:57 2021 No.33999485

>>33998922
>>33999022
Sounds complex but basically I just need to be a high level Hero with the knowledge of how the Level Drain spell works, then somehow teach her to use it and then just power them up from there. Project GodJub is perfectly doable.
>>33999092
No such thing as wasted stamina.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:54:50 2021 No.33999513

>>33999143
>Anon doesn't even mind. She does his chores and he humours her fantasies
>He does wonder where she gets all the money she tries to give him
That sounds like a situation where anon is going to turn into her real master eventually and neither of them is going to realize it until they're ripping each others clothes off

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:56:21 2021 No.33999527 >>33999513 It's going to end up with them being common law married before the actual romance starts.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:03:17 2021 No.33999597

>>33999527
Imagine how embarrassing it is for a mamano to find out she married her husband months before they officiated and consummated their marriage and didn't even know it. Explains the care packages with childcare products and fertility drugs that were dropped off at their door once a month

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Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:13:07 2021 No.33999736

>>33999597
>be me
>moved out on my own
>little witch lives next door
>surprised she can live all alone, supposedly her "parents" are on a business trip
>comes over to my place all the time to play video games and hang out
>relys on me to help her with random experiments (I guess that's what they call homework now?) for "school"
>i.e. hug coziness ratings, massage effectiveness, lists of ways to say I love you, etc.
>started calling me big brother because I'm so reliable
>keep getting dubious packages in the mail from some place called "Sabbath"
>knock knock on the door
>it's a baphomet here to tell me how much her little witch subordinate raves about me
>says that she's going to bring over a wedding gift next time she's around
>wot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:20:40 2021 No.33999826 >>33999732 >if the man you like is being too dense you just bonk him with this stick >then you carry him back to the shrine to rape him!

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:35:42 2021 No.34000052
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What is the opinion on Kraken and Scylla? Imagine their slippery soft tentacles caressing and tickling you all the time, It sounds more appealing to me than a lamias scales or a beasts fur.

I want to spend a day with one at the beach and look at tide pools, and then go home with them for the most satisfying cuddle session possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:44:20 2021 No.34000154 >>34000052 I prefer dragons but krakens are in my top ten. They're like an underwater version of wurms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:45:03 2021 No.34000163 >>34000052 They sound very nice, I've liked them ever since I read that Octomika Im@s doujin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:46:39 2021 No.34000186 >>34000052 theyre in the harem tier

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:50:59 2021 No.34000247

>>34000052
I liked that last week there was a thread on KC's new twitter about doing karaoke with monsters. In one post there was something about getting a footjob while in the cramped karaoke booth. When asked about which monster gives the best footjobs KC's answer was the Scylla and Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:51:21 2021 No.34000256 >>33995062 love that sketchy cartoony style Helltaker introduced Hellhound isn't my top waifu but definitely in the top 10

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:53:27 2021 No.34000281 >>33997774 I'm more into reverse-level-drain tyvm and then giving it all back, of course

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:57:48 2021 No.34000327

>>34000281
>On the other hand it is also possible for the inma to lend her power to the husband, adding it to his own power and gifting him with vigour and sexual technique like an inma, while she herself will turn into a state just like a powerless human maiden, so enjoying sex in that way will become a possibility too.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:59:45 2021 No.34000346
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>>34000247
Oh god I bet that would feel amazing, probably overstimulating at points but that would be the best part. I mean with most other monsters having scales or hooves for "feet" the second best monsters to give footjobs would probably just be monsters with human feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:00:08 2021 No.34000355 File: 140 KB, 321x355, 1612365194675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33999485 All the world shall bow to the coomer bird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:04:33 2021 No.34000416 File: 352 KB, 1274x1033, BUY NOW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The time to buy is now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:11:45 2021 No.34000522 >>33999143 So when does she rest

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:17:19 2021 No.34000591 File: 288 KB, 1745x1635, F09DF2E6-762D-4D85-B260-7FBF30014147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33999471 Human girls* Many monsters are all about that stuff. There’s an entire religion for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:17:30 2021 No.34000596 >>34000416 Invest in greenworm, short kobold coin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:20:12 2021 No.34000623 >>33999471 Sorry anon, but girls don't know as much about what guys think girls think about cheesy lines as they think they do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:28:25 2021 No.34000709 File: 678 KB, 486x4123, Only Casuals Don't Get This Image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33997774 MGQ has a level drain Succ. Actually I guess there's a few technically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:30:57 2021 No.34000739 File: 428 KB, 600x771, 1587579790501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If slapping gyaru monsters butts is illegal then I don't want to be a law abiding citizen

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:34:48 2021 No.34000780 File: 167 KB, 850x1200, 1604862812862-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990049

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:35:38 2021 No.34000796

I want to mount the biggest, meanest, and toughest mino and "ride" her as she tries to buck me off like I was a bull rider. ill hold and finish inside like a gentleman should. I want to be in top of her ass as I do. I want that ass on my face, why god has given this fate to never feel such ecstasy, yet let the seeds of that in me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:44:25 2021 No.34000929 >>34000247 It feels weird hearing that because I never think of a kraken's or scylla's tentacles like that. I always see them more as extra arms because of their dexterity.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:50:01 2021 No.34000996
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>>34000052
Difficult to cuddle with and the sea life is not for me. I'd like to live on or in the land.

Lamias are superior cuddlers. You can easily throw your leg on top of them when snuggled up against them, whether spooning or face-to-face. You don't have legs to contend with and whose leg goes on top. They're essentially a longer, scalier, warmer, living body pillow. Even yetis fail to measure up to them in this regard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:52:40 2021 No.34001030 >>34000996 fallacy detected, wurms are even bigger and give better snuggles because of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:52:53 2021 No.34001034 >>34000996 >warmer idk, i always figured they'd be the ones that want to cuddle for warmth

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:55:06 2021 No.34001064 >>34001034 It's give and take. Cool at first, but after cuddling they don't stay cool. >>34001030 Wurms have a serpentine body

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:00:50 2021 No.34001142 File: 67 KB, 796x800, DARE, DARE TO KEEP ALL YOUR DREAMS ALIVE!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've come because birds are being overlooked and the Harpy God's are most displeased.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:10:54 2021 No.34001293 >>34001142 what are they gonna do, squawk at me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:11:10 2021 No.34001298 >>34001142 Talonjobs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:12:22 2021 No.34001313 >>34001298 ow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:13:13 2021 No.34001327 >>33998054 Recursion

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:13:29 2021 No.34001331 File: 1.91 MB, 1872x2376, 1536043136686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34001142 10gus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:13:32 2021 No.34001333 File: 247 KB, 1668x1788, ExvyozAWYAIrBM8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's this succubus trying to tell me? I can't understand anything she says.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:14:38 2021 No.34001356 >>34001333 She's upset at the current state of the FCC censoring harmless things so she's telling you what they won't let her say on TV

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:16:07 2021 No.34001380 Floppa monster girl when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:16:44 2021 No.34001387 >>34001142 Good, I have been waiting for them ever since I saw them in MGQ years ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:18:45 2021 No.34001413 >>34001333 Unsolicited opinions on Israel??

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:21:00 2021 No.34001448 >>33999181 Smooth

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:22:44 2021 No.34001477
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>>34000996
All True, I Guess Kraken/Scylla would be weird to cuddle or spoon with at first but the positions are endless.

I feel like spooning with monster girls with non human legs is funny, because a lamias snake body or the first 2 front tentacles of a kraken kind of just bend like human legs despite only looking like that superficially, if that makes any sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:22:45 2021 No.34001479 File: 371 KB, 980x1120, __miki_sayaka_and_oktavia_von_seckendorff_mahou_shoujo_madoka_magica_drawn_by_anonymous_drawfag__c865ae951d004a0b401de9bc2745a056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990049

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:26:47 2021 No.34001534 >>34001333 Something about how its her life's mission to suck every drop of cum out of your nuts and keep them dry of cum for all eternity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:28:53 2021 No.34001561 >>34001333 just bang her enough and i'm sure it will be explained the morning after

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:34:00 2021 No.34001639 >>34000739 I don't want to be law abbiding citizen in MGE world either. I want to show my love for my wife and commit tax fraud with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:39:04 2021 No.34001694 >>34001639 Commit tax fraud and invest it here>>34000416 so nobody will ever know until your financial empire is built

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:41:22 2021 No.34001717 Tanuki mercenaries fight well for coin. Just make sure you pay them the most.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:44:03 2021 No.34001763 File: 114 KB, 477x586, 1616102237784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Better watch out, I heard the danukis can smell tax evasion on a man, and if you are single, they are more than willing to collect on what is owed

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Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:51:14 2021 No.34001864

Hi, this is Demon Realm Government-Authorized Media Compliance Department. I've notice that your newly released book involves a human man evading his duty as a husband and we've temporarily suspended distribution of this work until content is revised and approved by the state. Here are our suggestion regarding what changes can be made: The human man can say he's sorry and return to his monster to marry.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:51:59 2021 No.34001873
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>>34001717
Best course of action with danukis is to pay one for sex. It'll make her pussy wetter the Amazon Rainforest. She gets dick and money, the two things they absolutely love. And best of all, she didn't have to do anything for both. And if that wasn't enough, she gets a husband as a bonus! It's a win-win-WIN for her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:54:50 2021 No.34001910 >>34001763 I'm not paying the single tax, it's ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:03:28 2021 No.34002031 >>34001763 Good thing I only commit fraud against Inari. No sensible Nuki would help out an Inari just to get some peen

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:04:31 2021 No.34002045 >>34001864 But which one? -The aloof, but generous mistress of the night -The extroverted, but bratty child of the day -The wily, manipulative, pervasive trickster

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:06:37 2021 No.34002072 >>34002045 It's literally the same person

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:08:23 2021 No.34002090 File: 254 KB, 922x1118, EaZtTBPI_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33994130 >If I wanted espresso today I wouldn't have come with all this cash >Now give me a doubleshot so I can cum with something else

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:12:32 2021 No.34002136 >>34002090 I serve coffee here for free and I refuse to corrupt my work for the dolar

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:22:50 2021 No.34002261

>ywn have a deredere, somewhat childish dark mage childhood friend
>she still insists on going trick or treating despite being an adult and not fooling anybody with that prime onee-san body
>exploits the fact that the place is rather ignorant of monsters and her true nature to go out in a "witch" costume, which is really just her normal clothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:23:25 2021 No.34002270 >>33996103 I would hire

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:23:34 2021 No.34002272 >>34002136 >free coffee shop >filled with danuki customers >line all the way out the door and across the street >constant influx of male employees because danukis can't handle the horny that getting stuff for free makes them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:31:28 2021 No.34002367 >>34001333 Daughteru Daughteru Daughteru

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:36:09 2021 No.34002413 >>34002367 I hear if you say that word 3 times in a dark room with a monster nearby something magical happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:36:49 2021 No.34002421 >>34001534 We are just food to succubi ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:37:43 2021 No.34002430 >>34002421 being useful was more than I was previously. Slimes, take me now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:40:46 2021 No.34002452 >>34002413 >All you hear is a *poof" >You look over to the monster and see that she suddenly as THE broodmother body

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:40:59 2021 No.34002453 File: 206 KB, 359x400, 1596942696415.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34002272 >Entire block long lineup of tanukis jittering before they've even had their coffee That would be a sight

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:42:22 2021 No.34002466 >>34002430 In the end, monster girls will value you a lot no matter what SHOG ABSORB ME NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:44:14 2021 No.34002489 >>34000796 [Elgin Lumpkin Intensifies]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:45:02 2021 No.34002496 >>34002430 >influx of slightly miserable anons who consider themselves useless >shog population skyrockets as they receive many new masters Shog supremacy, Kikis btfo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:47:34 2021 No.34002523 >>34002492 Cunny time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:48:28 2021 No.34002532 File: 1.46 MB, 2059x2395, awoo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33995709 >Also - don't listen to him Anon, Your waifu is really pretty, there's nothing gay about liking healthy girls. Thanks bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:48:33 2021 No.34002534 File: 855 KB, 3686x4568, 1591563499081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34002496 Kikis are great for unmotivated people as well though. I would gladly take a stern/dom kiki maid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:48:46 2021 No.34002536 the penny wight is coming along nicely

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:49:06 2021 No.34002542 >>34002452 Succubus magic is strange. But I won't complain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:49:38 2021 No.34002547 >>34002534 Yes this is very true. But there is something about Shogs that makes them more appealing than Kikis to me. Not entirely sure what. Might be that smug look they sometimes have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:51:07 2021 No.34002563 How does one test is someone is human?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:51:23 2021 No.34002571 >>34002547 I like the obsessive staring, mysterious smile and purple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:52:47 2021 No.34002585 >>34002563 Seems like Ms. mindflayer got to anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:54:27 2021 No.34002614 >>34002571 The knowing smile. But what does the shog know? Other than what makes you moan unabashedly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:56:03 2021 No.34002643 I LOVE WURMS

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:06:11 2021 No.34002752

>>34002614
Honestly probably not all that much. It'd be easy for me to think she might be scheming something diabolical when she's sitting by herself in a dark room saying master over and over when it's more like she's an eldritch schoolgirl gushing over her crush, sometimes literally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:06:39 2021 No.34002757 >>34002536 more spooky or hot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:07:46 2021 No.34002772 >>34002532 Your wife is a hero anon. God bless her. I'm not even into built or big girls, I just respect the profession.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:08:32 2021 No.34002780 >>34002643 Do you really, though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:09:44 2021 No.34002793 >>34002757 her helm is one that looks like the top half of a skull and falling buff is the lower jaw

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:12:41 2021 No.34002830

>>34002752
>Read a book while shog is serving you tea
>You excuse yourself and head to the bathroom
>You just left the room and shog meido is already muttering to herself about how she can't wait to see you again despite you only leaving for a couple of minutes
Shog love is big love. She has waited for her mastah for a very long time I suppose.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:13:30 2021 No.34002838

>>34002563
That if not ye concern left ye be a Witchfinder. Iffin ye fear that one of ye neighborf if of the Devil'f fpawn, or has fome pact or intercourfe with the Devilf, then take them before the local Magiftrate of the Fhire in which ye dwell. They will be tefted, tried, and punifhed feverely iffin they have conforted with the Devil Lord or her minionf. Ye fhall ftay for the entire trial, for Iffin thee hath falfely accufed another of witchery ye fhall be punifhed moft feverely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:13:37 2021 No.34002839 >>34002780 YES, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT I LOVE MY WURMY?

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:13:51 2021 No.34002843

>>34002614
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322723371407192064
>It would be great if Shoggoth-san, who basically does everything coolly and without a hitch, becomes unthinkably clumsy when her master takes her by the hand.
KC: I can see that...! There are some Shoggoths who are just as calm as usual and smile when you make eye contact with them, but if you look closely, you can see mysterious signs of agitation, such as a toothbrush poking out of the top of their head. ......!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:16:13 2021 No.34002864 >>34002843 Go go Gadget MINDBREAK!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:19:59 2021 No.34002919 >>34002864 Yes please. I pay my shog maid in mindbreak sessions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:20:55 2021 No.34002932 >>34002843 >hug a shog >spaghetti materializes from her skirt holes

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:25:30 2021 No.34002981

>be human child of centaur
>have iron sole feet
>dick is knee length
>you think salt is a dessert, grains are awesome
>no pants or bathrooms, just a toiletry belt
>you can outrun a normal horse but your family calls you slowpoke
>centaur sisters tease you for human stuff
>get nicknames like pissfoot and shit break
>even though you only pissed on your foot that ONE time
>it's unfair no one makes fun of dad for taking shit breaks
>sisters laugh at your slow shitting and ass wiping
>they mock you for being a slow runner they have to carry
>still argue with each other to be the one to do it
>they get foamy afterwards so you can mock the foambitches
>they make you brush their coat and tail as repayment for EVERY ride
>especially the tail
>and they move it to the side everytime
>tfw you can draw sister junk from memory
>they keep making you shoe them as soon as you learn how
>surprised to learn that it is because they trust you
>the times you spend sharing breath are nice
>centaur sisters ain't too bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:38:09 2021 No.34003131 File: 709 KB, 713x1000, 1500187115100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, no one ever white knights unless it is to get sex. Dont let those Dragon Knights fool you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:45:16 2021 No.34003218 >>34002793 sounds very cool

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:48:37 2021 No.34003250 File: 1.67 MB, 2400x2800, Hellwan sister of battle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990049

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:50:42 2021 No.34003270 >>34003250 Cute, but too smol. I need my monster girl battle nun to be big and meaty

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:51:14 2021 No.34003274 Her favorite song is Boston's more than a feeling

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:57:23 2021 No.34003328 >>34003131 The only way the dragon knights are getting anything out of me is if they arrest me and take me away for interrogation, and even then, I wont give it willingly!

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:02:39 2021 No.34003381

>>33998034
>smoke hobo wife hooks you up with an apophis
>she insists she has no plans of bringing home a graped pharaoh
>the rest of the harem doesn't believe her
>she eventually brings home a pharaoh and the pharaoh's anubis best friend/vizier
>they aren't graped
>anubis, apophis, and pharaoh moms aren't quite sure what to think about this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:04:07 2021 No.34003395 >>34003381 That smoke hobo is such a powerslut. Or just assembling a team to build a kingdom for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:12:33 2021 No.34003478 File: 138 KB, 1080x2160, ExwRf7FXMAQ6g_s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33990049

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:12:34 2021 No.34003480 Dom moms and sub sisters or sub moms and dom sisters?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:15:41 2021 No.34003506 >>34002830 >An eternity before knowing master passes in the blink of an eye >A few moments without masta after meeting him feel like an eternity Cute and heartbreaking. Makes me empathize with how shoggs don't want to be separated from their husbands

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:17:52 2021 No.34003531 File: 66 KB, 1234x294, 1486005384263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:21:11 2021 No.34003568 >>33997641 Holy shit consider this added to the commission list, this sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:22:21 2021 No.34003583 >>34002536 If you haven't picked the hair yet, go for it cut short albeit with full bangs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:23:02 2021 No.34003592 >>34003583 ok like bob cut

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:23:23 2021 No.34003598 >>34003592 Yeah like that.

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