[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 228 KB, 495x700, 2d5d7a0b084da3ef7207d7de32ee640d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3396177 No.3396177[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How was your day /jp/?

Mine?

I dressed up as a white collar worker and went to a bar acting like I had an extremely shitty day at work even though I'm actually a basement dweller. After telling the bartender my made up story, an obvious hooker starts trying to cheer me up. Long story short, I got 2 hours for $100.

Felt good, bros.

>> No.3396182

>>3396177
Stay here. Please tell us more.

>> No.3396178

Fuck off. Reported.

>> No.3396184

>I slept with a hooker
Manslut. Kill yourself.

>> No.3396187

Did you cum inside?

>> No.3396188

Why would you waste $100 on something like that?

>> No.3396190

>>3396182
Titties don't really feel like bags of sand, you heard it here first.

>> No.3396191

>How was your day, (x)?
>>proceed to list off all of your own day

Female detected

>> No.3396193

Two hours for $100, eh?

Good deal

>> No.3396195

So you payed $100 for a couple of STDs? Can't say I'm envious of such a bargain.

Keep this shit out of /jp/, stick to /v/ or something along those lines.

>> No.3396197

Why would you even do that?

And you're writing style seems familiar for some reason.

>> No.3396213

way to degrade women you pathetic worthless fuck.

>> No.3396212

>>3396177
Why Nazrin? Are you suggesting she is the hooker? Shou gonna get you!

Reminds me of when I anally penetrated Nazrin with my needle. Good times.

>> No.3396232

>>3396213
But she came on to me...

>> No.3396235

>>3396232

She could tell that you'd be an easy sell, bro. If she did it for free then you could brag.

>> No.3396239
File: 12 KB, 170x170, 1246569929279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3396239

>>3396197
>ZUN !barYV1VtIA

>> No.3396242

>>3396213
How is paying a working woman degrading them? If anything, it's empowering.

>> No.3396247

>>3396242
wait.

if you use a hooker without paying is it rape or shoplifting?

>> No.3396254

>>3396247
I don't think it's possible to shoplift a service.

>> No.3396256

This is some really fresh copypasta.

>> No.3396258

I see Nazrin/Toohou fans will have sex with anything. I, for one, am proud being an almost 26 year old virgin.

>>3396239
Sup Dawson Anon.

>> No.3396261

>>3396247
Both.

>> No.3396272

>>3396258
>Sup Dawson Anon.
Do you have dissociative identity disorder?

>> No.3396284

>>3396272
His anonymous identification skills have dulled. Kind of like how athens sucked at guessing the gender/sex of anonymous posters.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action