Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

You know it's true.

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[Anonymous No.]

hi

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Fat crocodile tails.

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>>33930540
From all powerful goddess to housewife.

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>Honey, how are today?
>wife feel good,
>You very pretty lady
>You make Peepee hard

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Demon princesses are cool
An RPG where you explore different lilim led cities and towns would be great

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There's noises coming from my closet. I think it's a bogey. How the hell did it get in my house, and how do I get rid of it?

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Do YOU lack the willpower/sanity to court a Chimera?
Are YOU too poor to afford the costs of maintaining the diet of several living mamono fused together?
Do YOU have the absolute inverse of tastes, to the point that you'd be cool with just about anything jumping your bones and loving you for all eternity?
Introducing the Frankenstien- the Bargain Bin Chimera for (You)!
No cash required- we'll pay YOU to come get happily married, and do your local graveyard a service by loving the sum of her parts!
Elizabeth takes zero responsiblity for loving damages caused by any frankensteins created from 'wild pleasure' splices

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I want a dragon to forcefully add me to her hoard
I want to spend my days cuddling on the gold pile
I want to go out flying with the dragon
I want them to hurry up with the GODDAMNED PORTALS ALREADY

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>>33930783
well, anon, are you sad,or were sad at any point in time around the last two days?

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>>33930783
She's probably just lost, just give her a hug and show her the way back to her lair :)

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>>33930783
Make sure that it isn't an giant ant who burrowed up and got stuck. That happened to me the other day, had to take her by the hand and lead her out the back door. For some reason it keeps happening though, any tips to keep ants out of your house?

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>>33930816
can i get a uhhhh mcdragon-jinko with no horns

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>>33930911
We just ran out. Tell ya what, I'll give ya a Fillet-O -Mermaid-Oni with 7 different mermaid tail slices on one tail for half off.

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>>33930783
Fear nowt brethren for the Order knows well the weakness of the fluff-ogre. The Archbishop, recently from his diplomatic missions to Zipangu, has much intelligence on the flaws of the monsters. I have it from the highest authority that tears and pathos are the way to strike deep into the Bogey heart. Wear your despair on your sleeve to repel the beast! Go with God and dispel her with thy tears! Victory will surely be yours.

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>>33930911
Damn, ran out. We got a triple-rape surprise for ya tho. Can't tell you the monstergirls in there tho, it is a surprise. Plus, she's part dopple, so we kinda forgot.

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>>33930816
I wish to have two hellwurms strongfat, one extra lewd, one extra soft with a side of extra autism please

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>>33931038
>sir our autism machine broke
>oh no, don't worry, she's autistic alright
>yep
>she's autistic alright

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>>33930707
Well if one is ever getting made I better be a sidequest. Whichever town would harbor a humble man and his Greenworm would be your ticket to a secret item gives you half off food supplies at the town shop!

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>>33931081
I wonder how autistic monsters could get?

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>>33930844

Thanks Anon, I'll try doing this.

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A kingdom is only as bountiful as its ruler. That's why the best pharaohs worship Hathor.

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What if you rejected a monster girl?

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>>33931227
Monsters won't force themselves on someone that will never love them.
>28) Imagine a situation: a man who is afraid of snakes will be attacked by Shirohebi in love with him. What do you think Shirohebi will do if he tells her that he hates snakes? Can she dutifully abandon him?
>Of course, she will try to convey to this man all the charms of her snake body! If you do not want to get involved with this monster girl because of hatred in your hands ... then there is also the opportunity to send Shirohebi to another. But I do not think that you will be disappointed in the personality of this girl.

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>>33930540
That's a weird looking Wurm.

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Tsurara cosplay

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>>33931298
true, friend

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>>33930585
And from housewife to grandmother!

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I just really really like this pic

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>>33931388
Ryu moms are the best Ryus.

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Reminder that it's completely and utterly canon in MGE that witches spike drinks and drug adult men at parties so they can rape them.

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dumb stupid Elf

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>>33931459
In MGE, unmarked white van abducts you.

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Forgive my saying so, especially if any of you in this thread are secretly holstaurs, but isn't having milkable tits kinda... redundant?
If your wife isn't lactating from being pregnant all the time, aren't you doing something wrong?

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>>33931227
One of two things happen, either they recognize they are incompatible with you and leave you be though this will often be to allow someone who is compatible to take you. The other would be that deep down you do want it and she forces you to recognize that. Either way happy end.

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How do I tell my aerial combat automaton that she doesn't need to defend my property's airspace against migrating harpies? They're just flying over, they aren't an enemy!

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>>33930816
just fuck my shit up senpai

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>>33931459
anyone who goes to a party with monstergirls and drinks something they aren't 500% sure is safe is basically wearing a sign on their back that says "anything goes"

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>>33931305
I like this.

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>be tall anon
>wake up one day to find a goblin rummaging through your house
>tell her to get out, and she does without any fuss, but she shows up again the next day
>she's not really causing any problems, and she does some chores for you, so you let her stay
>then the next day another one shows up
>then another
>and another
>by the time you're up to five of the little green fucks, you ask the tallest of them (who still only comes up to your stomach) what's going on
>she tells you that goblins equate size with strength so they look for big humies to be there boss
>once one gobbo establishes a "clan" with a humie, it attracts other nearby goblins not part of a clan
>the boss also gets free reign to use them as semen receptacles, but the biggest goblin has the honor of being the head wife
>you don't have time to be worried about the implications of all this as you notice some of them dismantling your bed in order to build an even bigger bed to sleep in with you

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Memory foam Bogey

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>>33931507
>radio up to your automaton to please stop dogfighting the harpies
>all you get back are Ace Combat quotes from her
>HERE COMES THE SNOW

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>>33930540

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>>33931485
A-Are you sure elves like this kind of thing? It doesn't really look like it...

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>>3393157
>please baby, dinner is ready
>haha rockets go woosh

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>New Lanternon chapter I somehow missed a month ago
Nice to see he's still alive. I thought he'd left.
Lovely world building as always, although I'm not convinced the Amazon has thought out her plan. Propositioning suicidal people in front of a literal suicide booth is a terrible idea. People at that stage aren't going to become happy just from some sex and from what I can see from his setting, a small group of guys kill themselves to avoid monsters so in their case she'd just be an encouragement.
Women might try and use the building too, so what about them?
Neat all the same, looks like things will be wrapping up in the next five years or so!

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>>33931492
Depending on the species, making your monster wife constantly pregnant is harder than you think. I don't know where on the spectrum Holstaurs are exactly, but it's a plus that you don't have to wait. She can even use it to incentivize you, letting you drink to your heart's content after you cum in her.

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>>33931658
Hmm, I suppose that does make sense.
I do prefer the muscle and aggression (and their laziness) of a minotaur, so I'll stick with my big angry moo.

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>>33931298
Water variant

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>>33931680
I want both in one.

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>>33931696
I would love that.
A huge, strong, extremely quick-tempered but loving moo with the biggest milkers of all.
Call it something stupid like a Gigataur.

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>>33931658
>tfw wife is a dragon
I should go on an adventure to get tentacle tree sap

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>>33931515
Sending you the absolutely horrifying amalgation of rapemonsters. They all died wishing they could hug a human just once, so they're actually all incredibly gentle

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>>33931658
I don't want kids so I'd be fine. Magic and potions can make for milky tits anyway!

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>>33930816
>Lamia with Wings
Neat. If they haven’t found Quetzalcoatl yet, I’ll make her myself.

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>>33930816
If you can, please combine all of the elf types you got to make one super elf for me. Either she's going to be the haughtiest monster to ever exist, or she's going to suffer from a constant identity crisis!

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>>33931492
I don't know if having that many kids is a good idea. 1 spine-thrower is already enough trouble, what am I going to do when there's an extra 12 smaller ones! I think my maximum would be 4 or 5.

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>>33931636
our yearly update came and went it seems. Also they likely won't proposition sex they'd likely just try to talk them down first.

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>>33930816
What happens if someone hurls themselves into the pit?

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>>33931440
You know what, fuck you.
>Minimalizes your Gazer

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>>33930816
make me the most autistic monster girl

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>>33931841
>Anon, shortly before getting grabbed by an echidna

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>>33931928
I just feel the monsters in his version of the setting don't really "get" men.
It's a really interesting bit of world building, but they often seem to think any problem a man has can be solved through enough sex, and while I can totally see them thinking this, it's not how it works. In a way, Lanternon's MGs are pretty selfish when you think about it.

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>>33931973
>It's just a bunch of different alp'd anon parts stitched together with some anubis ears on top
I hope you like 5 hour rants on bionicle lore and playing MS-DOS games.

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>>33932055
why ya think I asked for autism?

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>>33931841
>>33932005
>Original post implies that Anon's already with a manticore
>Now has to endure all the babymaking sex an echidna wants on top of all the venom and tailpussy use of the manticore
RIP Anon's ponos and pelvis, you will be mist.

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>>33932014
>the monsters in his version of the setting don't really "get" men
It's pretty much the same in the canon setting as in his, it's just harder to notice because the men in the canon setting are massive autists and clowns that don't even care about not being "got".

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why is my m1 garand looking at me funny?

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What sort of car would your waifu drive?

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>>33932152
have fun and remember to watch your thumb

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>>33932188
Chevrolet movie theatre.

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>>33932195
instructions unclear, put dick inside her, now have many M1 garands now

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>>33932188
She's a muscle girl, only makes sense that she would also drive a muscle car.

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>>33932223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBWUs8poYU

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Wanna hitch a ride on the DaCheshire Car?

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>>33932251
the ping was heard quite a lot cause she got pregnant with septuplets, and every time she popped one, it went PING

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>>33932298
no , i want to mount her

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>>33932298
Yes.
LET'S GO

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What would a Kikimora do if no matter how much she dotes on him, her husband is a giga lazyfag that refuses to get out of bed early (even when she use blowjobs) and be healthy?

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>>33932298
Can she take me to either the nearest dragon or jabberwock lair?

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DICK IS STUCK IN MONSTER SNATCH, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LET MY JOHNSON LEAVE HER PUSSY, HOW DO I MAKE HER STOP GRIPPING MY DICK WITH HER VICE LIKE PUSSY

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>>33932139
I feel like he focuses the stories on the couple of men who are the exception to that rule. Those characters are basically real people,acing like real people, who live in a porn setting.

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>>33931459
The besr defense against loli rapists is getting married!

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>>33932376
Beatings will continue until morale improves.

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>>33932376
Depends on if she is or isn't addicted to huffing his smegma

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Oh no, Anon!
Fallen God´s Witnesses are knocking on your door, and they won´t leave until you open your home, and your pants!
How can your wizard powers survive this?

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>>33932480
Leap out the window and make like a black dad.

Priests can't run, right? Dark Valkyries are just a myth, right guys? Right?....

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I hate to break to you but human men are built for cheshire cat pussy.
Cheshire Cats are so compatible with human men that a man's body naturally prepares for prolonged violent and passionate mating by erecting the penis and stockpiling stamina whenever they are within a close radius of a cheshire cat.
So despite what a Cheshire Cat says or does as a way to share a degenerate joke, always bend the knee to her and present yourself sexually for her so the breeding can commence.

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>>33932480
fortify my position like papa dorn would

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>>33930540

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>>33932511
no, their memes are like stale bread

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>>33932529
This some guy's waifus? They've been getting a lot of art recently.

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>>33932480
toss a shota out the window to keep her occupied and go back to shitposting on the monster girl thread

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>>33932480
What if I say I worship Hathor?

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>>33932447
t.

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>>33932480
Don't answer the door, and start cleaning my house. I won't answer the door no matter how many times they knock or ring the doorbell, and they will eventually give up and go home after seeing that I am home but have no interest in talking to them at all.

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>>33932545
I think so. It's surprising how many Anons have chosen Anubis to be their waifu.

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Does anyone here have any Lilim stories?

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>>33932615
Anubis is a good design, it's not surprising.
For me, the real surprise is seeing how many waifufags have gone down the harem path lately.
Both Hatterfag and Vacation Kiki guy have come out with new wives in the last month. I'm tempted too

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how to get a dense monster girl's attention?

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Anons, I'm thinking about ordering a Cheshire commission, but I'm worried that stories featuring our favourite smug cat are overdone. What do you think?

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>>33932673
hmmm, I mean you see a lot of short posts about them, but I don't think stories of them are overdone.

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>>33932545
Yeah, found out from one commission. I'm not sure, but they could be daughterus.
https://twitter.com/AltairLeVega/status/1373825385662709761

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>>33932545
They're Daughterus.

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>>33932673
They’re not. Whether it’s about purple cat eared bundles of jokes or slug girls, I love monster girl stories and more are always welcome.

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>>33932673
You should, Cheshire Cats are the best monster girl after all.

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>>33932513
>>33932592
How many supplies do you have, and how many "clumsy" and "oh no, sometimes I can´t control my thirst- strength, tee hee" Dark Valkyries knocking can your door handle, anon?

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>>33932704
>slug girls
Any stories about those?

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>>33932529
These two have a busy schedule planned for Anon.

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>>33932717
the door not many, but my bunker, only a fucking planet wiper can crack it open

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Fact: Genies can also be Monkeys.

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>>33932650
Don't do it anon, one waifu to give all your love to! I couldn't imagine making mine share!

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anus or vagina?

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>>33932796
Doppel potion so I don't have to decide

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>>33932796
https://i.imgur.com/Z9uViQp.jpg

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>>33932813
What a fag

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>>33932796
bagina

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which monster girl milk has the most protein in it?

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>>33932796
Cow pussy.
>>33932962
Minotaur milk.

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>>33932813
Based

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>>33932962
alp milk

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>>33930540

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>>33932962

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>>33930817
i want to make a dragon zombie happy

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a unicorn is just a horse thats little more horny than usual.

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>>33932962
the various cows

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>>33933036
those young and well behaved zombie dragons that wander into dragonia towns are super interesting.

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>>33932796
Tailpussy, then vagina when she's ready.

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>>33933040
What are bicorns then?

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>>33933122
twice as horny as usual

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>>33932982
I don't get it.

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>>33933052
I will drink the spidercow's milk before she can tie me up and break my pelvis!

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>>33932702
Daughterus are just waifus with an extra step for most waifufags.

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I need some milk for my protein shake, what would happen if I said that in the MGC gym?

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>>33933186
it says sneed's seed and feed; all words that end in -eed. Formerly chuck's implies that the words seed and feed used to be suck and fuck, being chuck's suck and fuck.

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>>33933211
Gross.

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>>33933218
What kind of girls do they have working the beds at chuck's?

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>>33933226
It's just like making a loli version of your wife that you can have threesomes with

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>>33933287
If you're having a daughter just because you want to fuck her later on then you're not a good parent.

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So what do you do to make your wife neurons fire in horny succession and proceed to fuck you into the bed

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>>33932376

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>>33933352
>>33932717
>>33931227
Get out of here
Do you faggots even try to follow the rules? No off topic images. Yes, even if the words are on topic. Now sod off

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>>33933379
Shut the fuck up.

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>>33932871
thicc tail

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>>33933379
>>33933379
>rules

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>>33933244
Ghouls

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>>33932650
>Both Hatterfag and Vacation Kiki guy have come out with new wives in the last month
My disappointment is immense and my judging shall be eternal.

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HAHAHAHA, I WILL NEVER LOST TO PURPLE CAT ASS! IT SMELLS, AND IS JUST FATTY TISSUE ATTACHED TO MUSCLE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlaRFRA4qFU

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>>33930540

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>>33933415
Fuck off back to /tg/

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>>33933692
meant for >>33933413, thicc tails are good

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>>33930540
Consider the following: SURRENDER.

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>>33933702
eh, he's a little tactless even for them.

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>>33933702
The only one bringing up /tg/ is you, you fucking retard, stop bogging down the thread with spreading your dumb bullshit crying about the /tg/ers hiding in your closet and under your bed.

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big _____ make the world go round

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>>33933797
bottoms

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>>33933797
biceps

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the og myth had children sent into the labryinth for the minotaur to eat
you could make a shotacon story with that

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Words

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>>33933849
counter words replacing whatever idea/point yoou had.

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>>33932529
>Higher rez than the one in the gallery

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>>33933772
Either learn how to behave, or shut the fuck up and fuck off.

>>33933542
And you still aren't funny either

Crossboarder tards with brain damage >>>/out/

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>>33932529
! !

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>>33933772
Anyone who isn't a newfag knows we don't post offtopic and reaction images around here. Insulting people doesn't make you more right.

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>>33933849
>Words
[Cheshire.jpg]

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>>33930540

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>>33933849

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I'm gonna watch Dragon Ball Z with my Salamander daughter and there's nothing my wife can do against it

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>>33934018
does haku milk make you smarter?

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>>33933706
Okay, then what after?

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>>33930816
One barometz-troll-tentacle hybrid, please!

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>>33934018
I bet you Hakus have monastic orders where they guard knowledge and train with various weapons at their temples to center themselves.
An interesting monk that may join the party in their lands.

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>>33934093
I wonder how much I can raise by speaking with grammatical errors every other word in those places

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>>33934093
I'm still finding it amusing that they could punch knowledge into you from skin to skin contact.

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>>33934132
*hell

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>>33931459
>sitting in a bar alone
>masively stacked cc witch walks in
>asks if the seat next to you is taken
>just fucking sits down without even waiting for an answer
>rude
>but damn, she's got MASSIVE tits
>we're talking big ol bazonga hungaloos
>she spikes your virgin rum and coke when you're not looking
>it's a shotafication potion
>inb4 "ara~ ara~"

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>>33934132
>sign their guestbook with a nice little paragraph about your journey and your appreciation of their hospitality
>fill it full of grammatical and spelling errors

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>>33933379
Doing the Lords work anon

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>>33934168
bet the hakus would try and keep you there to point every one of your mistakes

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>>33934018
I'm gonna do my homework last minute to make haku-sensei mad

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>>33934079
>ywn have the most mind-melting orgasm of your life after getting skewered by a centaur's demon silver lance

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>>33934132
Anon please, they can tell the difference between someone who is uneducated and someone doing it wrong on purpose.

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>>33934018
Do you think Hakus prefer delinquent students that she forcefully brings in for extra study or honor students that ask her plenty of questions and volunteer to help out after class?

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>>33934141
Look, sometimes extreme educational methods must be employed.

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>>33930540

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>>33932014
>I just feel the monsters in his version of the setting don't really "get" men.
Figures since humans in there, at least 15 chapters in, seem like a fairly typical HFY-ish special snowflake of a species that's "too good for this shit".

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>>33933849
>>33933929
Tangentially related words
[unrelated picture of waifu]

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>>33934220
they can, but it's in their blood to tell you made a mistake

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>>33934249
The draconic form is very important.

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The fate of every would-be thief
Submit.

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Someone uploaded both MGE books in english onto nhentai for some reason
Is this gonna cause a fresh influx of retards who misinterpret the setting or i'm too paranoid?

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>>33934320
Depends on how they tag it. My guess is no, since searching for mge won't necessarily lead someone here.

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>>33934286
And they will.
>Oh no Anon, that's not the true mistake.
>The true mistake was expecting us to not figure out you're doing this on purpose.

>>33934302
I need a BIG dragon.

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>When the loli goat you fuck orgasms
https://files.catbox.moe/9rzmw9.webm

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>>33934362
I dont mean here, this is a relatively safe area
I meant in regards to the setting in general, saw a couple comments mentioning monster girls reviewers and got cancer

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Remember to wear your Shog at all times

[Anonymous No.]

remember, to try your best to not get sweaty out on the street because this excites beastmen mamano like no other and makes them want to rape you

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>>33934609
What doesn't excite them?

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>>33934703
taxes

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>>33934716
dankuis love taxes

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>>33934730
what happens I tell I ain't paying taxes?

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>>33934730
Only the ones that work in tax agencies, the rest hate it

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>Get job at Ms. Tanuki’s tiger habitat
>Plenty of cute young jinkos that want to do nothing but play
>Get a bit handsy and will tackle you if you turn your back
>Luckily most are small and inexperienced enough that I can just roll with them escaping their grasp
>Get promotion and taken to other side of enclosure
>Never been to this side and don’t think guests are allowed either
>Ms. Tanuki for some reason quietly tells me to clean out old enclosure cutting away overgrowth and for new jinkos coming in
>Ask her if this is my promotion
>Shushes me then nods silently
>Unlocks gate and pushes me into without any tools or bags or anything
>Sound of gate locking makes me turn around wondering what she’s doing
>Tells me my job changed from jinko feeder to jinko breeder
>Turn back around to see old CC jinkos prowling towards me barely deterred by me staring at them
>Not an alp and plus I got a jinko fetish anyways why else would I work here
>Just not partial to the sabbath flavored jinkos
>Wait for biggest jinko to get close enough for pouncing distance and try to tackle her myself
>Easily reverses and pins me down instead in amazon position
>Pants shredded and I’m harder than a trying to beat a hakutaku in a spelling bee
>Others encircle me while I’m on my back telling me to cum quickly so they can get their turn
>Meanwhile Ms. Tanuki recording the whole thing for her tiger documentary

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934320
Just to make it clear, it wasn't me.
t. self scan proposer back from January

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934320
who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934803
>That bitch Mrs. Nuki is taking all my business
>Recording straight up porn and marketing it as "educational materials"
>Yeah educational for fucking horny little Jinkos
>I'm just out here trying to manage a small Jinko preserve in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>Literally the only reason people even come out here to Mamonoklahoma is to see the Dire Jinko I may or may not have illegally obtained
>I'm gonna send some paladins after that bitch to teach her a lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934843
Thank you for clarifying that you didn't do the thing we told you not to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934796
>the invisible hand of the market is just Danukis fighting each other and fucking their husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934803
well, at least I hope you get a cut of the profit to help raise all the new jinkos you will sire

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934931
Thank you for approving.

[Anonymous No.]

>"And now for song number 1 on the Mamono Hot 50!"
>gratuitous radio jingle and white noise
>"Hu-... what the-? Hey producer you sure this is right?"
>"I don't know, it's what the paper says"
>"Whatever. Up next, Hungry Heart? By Worm Love!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934925
>not using the paladins as bait for more Jinkos
Not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934968
>Play "Mamambo Number Five"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4cJfCmNiwQ&ab_channel=AlBowlly-Topic

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for the nihilistic madness of a demon that enjoys room temperature water

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935046
She should stop avoiding the dentist

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935046
This demon is fine by me as I too enjoy room temperature water. Clean water is clean water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935001
>thousands of horny mamono are out there looking for whoever this Al Bowlly guy is
>"It's our DUTY to fix his broken heart!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935066
Silly Anon, she drinks it not because she has teeth irritated by the cold, she drinks it because she enjoys the feeling of lukewarm water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935046
I have a big package of water bottles just sitting in my bedroom that I drink room temperature. She'd love it here if my heart wasn't already taken by another. Maybe I can pull some strings and find someone for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935087
That's exactly what I used to say to avoid the dentist

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935068
No Anon, she prefers it to cold water.
That's the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935087
Understandable, not everyone can stand drinking hot water.

[Anonymous No.]

Sooo... here's some food for thought— If you go far enough south in MG-Eqypt do you eventually hit MG-Nubia?

Do they have Kandakes or Qores instead of Pharaohs? And what would they be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934991
>Uhh, producer? He's calling in the request again..."
>So? Just play the song already!
>Uhh... well... I've heard it makes some mamono go a bit wild...
>Just do it already
>Beastgirls across the world married at a historic rate, all spiking after the song gets played

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935046
The primary liquid that I consume is slightly-above-room-temperature (as the box sits next to a heating vent) grapefruit La Croix imbibed via a straw
She is like a gnat to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934079
All men become brush slaves and carrot farmers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935211
In the grim dark future of centaur rule there are only apple orchards and carrot farms

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935249
If you behave they will teach you how to become a ferrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934968
>play oye como va by tito puente
>full blast please

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna make my automaton download cool free taskbars, and other obvious viruses till succuvirus infects her

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935337
Did you download some RAM when you first got her?

[Anonymous No.]

good nite, will dream of wurmy and think about what to name the kids

[Anonymous No.]

I think she has something to tell you anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935473
Julia is a very cute name

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935480
>I think she has something to tell you anon!
>Hey anon we're really, really close friends right?
>We are quite good friends aren't we? It would be a shame if this friendship ever ended! Perhaps we'll both meat people we love one day!
Friend-zoning a succ will end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935506
Thx

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935513
>Meat
Be careful anon otherwise the haku mafia will have you in remedial school

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935513
>OK FINE. Yeah we are great friends aren't we? REALLY good FRIENDS. Here, let me introduce you to some of my friends, maybe you'll hit it off. No I'm not upset, why would I be upset? We're good friends, wouldn't want to ruin that. I'M NOT UPSET OK.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934968
>Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again. The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935552
There's no way I could friendzone a buffcubus.

[Anonymous No.]

There're so many amazing species that it's hard to just settle down on one or even a few when going the harem route. I just wanna fuck and marry so many of them, and I don't want to miss out on any. How's a man supposed to obtain a harem of 30+ girls? And even if I did, it wouldn't seem right denying them all precious monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935585
>No man I think you mean the one that goes ahn-ahhhh-ahnnnnn-ooooooho-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935545
>haku mafia
They have no power over me. I'll mind drain myself.
>>33935552
Eventually she will realize you are either teasing her or dense enough her friends have to get her to rape you. Either way it ends exactly as it should, with a broken pelvis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935601
make a chimera

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935601
Shapeshifter wife would be perfect for you. Unfortunately MGE Doppelgangers don't work that way, so it's either some yet unknown species or working around it with magic/potions.
Or find a Mindflayer who's okay with making you perceive her as different species.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933849
You take that back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931490
Anyone have the link to all the shirts on imgure?

[Anonymous No.]

When the supply of monsters vastly outnumbers the supply of men, men get picky

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935654
How are her friends going to go about doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935144
>the first thing single men hear before they see their rapist appear behind them
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Unutr2aalRo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935601
>How's a man supposed to obtain a harem of 30+ girls?
Smoke hobos are all about getting a massive collection of wives, concubines, and sexually confused alps who are renting the spare bedroom between dark priest waifu's Fallen God shrine and dark elf waifu's rape dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935835
No wonder they resort to rape. Gotta get the men while there are still a few left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935835
>make up your mind
but I have
>big titty
self explanatory
>goth
lots of dark makeup and black clothing
>mommy
older than me with a caring personality
>tomboy
short hair, athletic build
>tsundere
doesn't want to admit her lovey dovey intentions
>genki
generally excited, works with goth because she's just a poser goth that likes the aesthetic
>ojou-sama
preferably wealthy
>yandere
will stop at nothing to get me
>childhood friend
known her for a while, works with mommy because she's just an older girl like a babysitter I've known for a while
>step sister
also my dad married her mom or something
>monster girl
self explanatory as well, all of these things can be combined together easily, I'm not indecisive or anything I actually want something very specific and the fact that you're complaining about it to a coworker/friend rather than going out and finding it for me is actually pretty unprofessional of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931555
Damn these goblin freeloading on my property. now I need to feed for 6 people! I can't afford that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931555
How tall is tall for goblins? Should you be a basketball-player-tall tier? Or just average considering that the average goblins are extremely short

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931591
Sometimes, it's good to tie up your dark elf wife in her own gear, just so she knows what it feels like to be you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933186
Do you get it now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932401
Nakadashi her at least 10 times to get out of the bind

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932535
They make good bread puddings?

[Anonymous No.]

Where is mana stored?

[Anonymous No.]

What does your waifu do for you if you are sleepy?
My waifu will help me go to sleep, but most of the time her help takes the form of draining me until the fatigue and sleepiness finally get to me. Sometimes she'll be really nice and let me rest on her mofu instead and hum a lullaby for me, but she doesn't like when I talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936065
In the ovaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934535
remember to eat your shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936065
In the husband. I think the world guide said that monsters are better at using mana from the environment rather than storing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936065
In the cunny you god damn bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936116
>>33936094
>>33936072
Wrong

All of that is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936120
repetition does not make truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936065
>>33936120
In her heart! Love is stored there too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936120
Big titties are omega cyber cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936138
Sabbath leave this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936120
You're right, I'm wrong. I looked it up and turns out monsters CAN also store mana, and even better than humans can. Now I actually wonder where they store it in their body, maybe it's equally distributed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936120
No, it's definitely the ovaries. How else is babby made? Clearly from the ovary mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936120
I want to milk the milk mage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936094
I wonder if any magic mamono has ever tried to create a small portal connecting her and her husband's privates. it would be a very convenient way to get on-the-go mana refills and significantly improve her spellcasting capabilities. if they fight together, casting buffs that need physical contact would also be much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936222
PORTAL ONAHOLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934535
>Shog facemask
>On the outside it looks fine
>On the inside you’re actually making out with her constantly

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want a monster girl harem ? I love them but I cannot decide which one to choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936344
I can't reconcile it. Closest I can get is the witch/familiar fusion which addresses several of my concerns about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936344
harems are a natural human behavior or a base instinct because birth litters are low (1-2 children per coupling), and with a high infantry mortality rate; this makes harems more efficient for increasing your population in an unstable region with low birth populations since 1 female makes 1-2 babies, when creatures have high birth populations, like invertebrates, monogamy is common because 1 female can make 50-100+ babies. monogamy in general among vertebrates is extremely uncommon, so its really up to you if you want to follow your baser instincts or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936339
I prefer shog underwear that sucks or fucks me during the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936389
I'm okay with the idea of harems as long as you give your proposals at the same time (like marrying all three your adventuring party members because you can't choose). I just can't imagine saying "Hey, you know what? I want to add another girl to our relationship." when you already have a beautiful wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931485
>>33931591
The crazy thing is: I don’t even tie her up, she does it herself in my apartment every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936431
shog bodysuit does the same but now she can fuck your whole body mercilessly and you can't take it off

[Anonymous No.]

Which are the best places to take your Kobold out for a walk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936237
>momster leaves a portal onahole in her son's room
>son thinks it's weird for her to leave a regular onahole for him to use, but figures it's just a monster thing and uses it anyways
>feels so good he goes overboard and drains himself into it
>later goes to the kitchen to see if his momster made dinner
>finds her passed out on the floor with a look of pure bliss on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936480
Inna woods where they can sniff the trails of other animals

[Anonymous No.]

It's tailposting time

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936648

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936672

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone ever made one of those "girl looks up at cock shadow" but reversed with a dude looking at tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936726
Tail envy.

[Anonymous No.]

Sombody said that out of the roster of named characters MGE has, francisca is the only "unfuckable" one
Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936818
I don't really keep track of them but that's definitely a nasty design

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936818
>Before: super wallflower with nasty illness
>After: thotticus maximus queen with one of if not THE most undesirable monsters/infections corruptions in the setting.
Ropers need to unexist

[Anonymous No.]

>thought my favorite story got blasted by Pastebin
>they had a personal backup to another website
Thank god for authors who do this, also when did Pastebin get so tight fisted about that kinda stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936906
something something wanting money so had to go PG

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936906
Last fall

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think a Shoujo scenario and or Shoujo Heroines fare in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia world? We know Shonen Hero Protagonist Boys and even the edgier Light Novel Protagonists end up literally getting fucked and married to monstergirls who effortlessly beat them. But what about the Shoujo Heroines girls?

Or another equivalent, how would Otome Heroine Protagonists fare in the world of MGE, especially with the numerous cute, handsome and attractive male suitors that would go after her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936818
That person is a coward!
I'd fuck all the named single ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936906
whats the name of the story anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936945
I think shonen heroes would beat monstergirls (or at least up up a fight, they would probably end up still with monster wives (the difference being MGE girls would fuck the hero not long after the fight instead of drawing out the romance for 500+chaps)

as for shojo heroes in MGE? pretty well i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936621
But she wants to go out on a leisurely walk, not go out to hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936976
Dune

[Anonymous No.]

I want a story of a husband wife adventure team, that would be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936979
Dogs love tracking scents

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936945
otome games are female wish fullfilment.
mge is male wish fullfilment.
they are fundamentally incompatible, their joining would herald the end of times

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936818
Design-wise, I feel that the lime color palette is really bad. Don't know why but the dark colors KC uses for the corrupted maidens feels a bit weird. Her extra-art is a lot of cute though or maybe I just like drill hairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936945
Wouldn't they just get corrupted? I feel like there's only two inevitabilities for humans when they meet monsters: either marry one or become one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936981
author?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936987
Would you go adventuring with your wife, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937031
I would
adventuring to new lands, or just exploring old ruins and temples and stuff
or maybe realm beasts and defeating bandits

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937060
I'd like to fight off bandits too, but things might get a little "ugly" if they are women. There's a 99% chance my wife will want to "help them see the light" and monsterize them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936458
>"Hey, you know what? I want to add another girl to our relationship."
Would Bicorns be okay with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937180
I'm pretty sure they encourage it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937117
>things might get a little "ugly"
What do you mean? Corruption is beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder to you anons, that it is by the seed of a man do the breasts of a woman become the milkies of a mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937215
This house has gone to the dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937215
Hey Bicorn, if I break off one of your horns, will you stop being such a cuckslut and turn into a Unicorn again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937217
Yeah, but those human women will probably be horrified of it until about halfway through the process. My wife can be very motherly about it, but she gets kinda scary when they resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937261
I thought the only way you get a bicorn is if you cheated on your unicorn wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937233
And Hathor worship. Or just a whole lot of holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937265
>when they resist
I thought there was no actual rape in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937282
Nah, you just have to fuck another monster so she gets the taste of your mana mixed with that of another monster. Doesn't have to be cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937282
Bicorn daughterus are also bicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937291
when they "resist" then. Corruption feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937291
Would you consider a monster cuddling a human woman while she soaks her in mamonomana rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936978
>or at least up up a fight
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937366
I think he meant "put up a fight"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937215
Gonna teach my bicorn wife how to properly eat pussy so she can eat out my other wives after I cum inside of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any monster girls into pretend snuff play (for both the guy and her)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937461
S-surely she's eating them out while you fuck her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937551
ghouls and sharks are the closest youre gonna get, theyre biters

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937551
hell undead can do it for real and then get you back on your feet afterward

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937627
Will they let me do it to them too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937551
>Manticore swings her tail around like a mace
Getting hit equals to instant loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937551
I heard that Ushis heal pretty fast that you can practice your swordsmanship with her using a steel blade. Also if you get bruised when combatting her, she can cut herself and pour some of her blood on you. There is nothing mamono mana can't fix! Just be prepared for the lots of sex she's giving you later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937627
No they don't. Monster don't ever kill or harm their husband's as a rule.Killing or harming humans is a last resort and men being resurrected itself is really rare an involves borrowing on the power of Hel herself. Just being with an undead makes you immortal. Undead don't kill in this setting. Exposure to undead mana like through a Zombie Dragons breath or undead lamentation mushrooms converts people to undeath. Also blessings of the Godess Hel can make it so if some dies naturally they automatically becomes undead.
>Age has never been observed as the cause of death in any of the undead. Undying, they are thought to be virtually immortal. Upon becoming incubi, the lifespans of the undead's husbands are drastically extended to match that of their partners. Such implies that the men, too, become virtually immortal and join the ranks of the undying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937551
>Snuff with slimegirl
>Slice her with a box cutter
>Box cutter melts
>Choke her as hard as you can
>She doesn't breathe anyways
>Punch her in the guts
>Fists now trapped in her and now she's smiling smugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937710
So what you're telling me is that slimes are invincible and able to do whatever they like to poor human boys. How horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937756
yes, but shogs are better

[Anonymous No.]

>O-ji-sa-n~

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937710
>Put her in a cauldron and boil her
>Cover her in a ton of sand to soak her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937756
Not if she's trapped in a bottle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937551
He's even explained lines like
>Due to the circumstances of the present world, they can only bear daughters, so sometimes they fight under powerful yokai who have a radical ideology, and expand the territory of the yokai by slaying people one after another with their magical swords, which convert those slain into yokai.
in the Ochimusha entry.
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1110026929611038721
>The sword of the Ochimusha is made of the metal of the demon world, and when you change into an Ochimusha, the metal of an ordinary sword also changes to the metal of the mamono realm.
The Ochimusha will not kill people, but will attack and monsterize them just like with a sword of demon realm silver.
Monsters, even undead, don't kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937627
>>33937551
He's even explained lines like
>Due to the circumstances of the present world, they can only bear daughters, so sometimes they fight under powerful yokai who have a radical ideology, and expand the territory of the yokai by slaying people one after another with their magical swords, which convert those slain into yokai.
in the Ochimusha entry.
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1110026929611038721
>The sword of the Ochimusha is made of the metal of the demon world, and when you change into an Ochimusha, the metal of an ordinary sword also changes to the metal of the mamono realm.The Ochimusha will not kill people, but will attack and monsterize them just like with a sword of demon realm silver.
Monsters, even undead, don't kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937698
>>33937886
It's not killing if it's just pretending to get killed.

[Anonymous No.]

Turn all Monsters into shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937911
Second reply was for
>>33937907

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937911
Killing and resurrecting a man isn't pretending nor is that how MGE works. Take your snuff shit somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937815
I lost
To mesugaki pussy
I'm the worst. Just kill me now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937954
I never said anything about killing and resurrecting, that's why I said stuff "play" >>33937551

[Anonymous No.]

All my dreams were just killed, how do I cope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937984
An I'm responding to retarded shit like >>33937627 which goes against the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937852
>Put her in a cauldron and boil her
>She's now gaseous and significantly more mobile
>She can quickly condense herself on a ceiling and drip on you anytime

>Cover her in a ton of sand to soak her up
>She gains Dorome powers and melts into the ground
>Suddenly, the floor you're standing on becomes quicksand

Can't beat the slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937967
It's okay anon. Your purpose now is to be someone's onee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938042
That's a different guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938074
Noo! Don't wanna Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934391
maximum dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938074
*onii-chan

>>33938108
whoops wasn't what I meant
today i learned that onee-chan and onii-chan aren't just spelling variants

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937554
If she's been a particularly good girl, then yes.
Otherwise that's all the cum she's getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938138
Too late. Enjoy your new pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

With Demon Silver, you can do stabbing play without anyone actually getting hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say master is a masochist so he pretends to be an ultra-lazy slob so he can trigger femdom kiki. How would a kiki handle the situation when the usual combo of handcuffs+hot wax doesn't work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938246
>How would a kiki handle the situation
suplex master onto the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938242
I am not sure if this makes yanderes less or more scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938311
Just do foreplay pretending you've have enough shit, take their weapon, and finally fuck them dominantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937815
Yuki Usagi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938108
You don't want to alp you don't alp
If you alp that implies that you want to alp
To alp you need to be able to not want to alp but if you not want to alp that just means that you're eligible to be alp so you alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938344
>alp
>alp
>alp
>alp
>alp
Noooo, please stoooop!!

[Anonymous No.]

Having fun and comfy times in the land of the snow elves.

[Anonymous No.]

Why yes I do go into early dungeons while high level and purposely lose to level 1 slimes and let them drain my progress how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938509
>not bullying the slimes with your high level dick instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938543
>t. never tried level-drain play
The higher level you are, the better it feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938509
I sneak around the dungeon and find the biggest minotaur.
Then wait for her to go to sleep, and snuggle underneath her.
It'll be a nice way to wake up for both of us, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938552
The only thing that's gonna be drained is her from being fucked so hard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938509
this is how the starter town next to the dungeon drowns in slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938509
>Time for the first dungeon delve
>Level one adventurer encounters level 942 slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938731
at this point, she is already taken, so there is no danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938509
Now see, I have no interest in completing my given mission. I have a mission of my own. I put all my points into stamina. When I start out, I sell all my gear, so that I've got nothing but underwear on. I use all the money to buy healing and stamina potions. Then I sprint to the legendary leveled desert in the corner of the map. Then I get immediately KO'ed by one of the great beasts that lurk below. Then my own personal mission has been completed. Fuck the main storyline. Potions are just there to bypass that trash along the way.

>Speedrun to become worm food [Any %]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938784
I guess that's one way to Elder Scroll

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938769
Don't forget the high level slime daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938509
>Anon gives the slime so many extra levels she throws off the levels of the surrounding areas
>Starts attracting high level monsters
>Level one thief ends up delving a dragon cave
>Level three cleric wanders into a church... of the sabbath, complete with local Baph
>Party of four level fives end up encountering veritable amazon city in the forest
>Kunoichis stalk the streets of the town at night, picking off any would-be heroes before their journey could start, neutralizing the threat
>Liches start setting up in the nearby graveyards
Your actions have far reaching consequences. I hope you realize that.

[Anonymous No.]

The more heart bubbles you see popping off your slime the happier she is. Do things to make her content, like feeding her, letting her envelop you so she can feel solid, sleeping in her, giving her corn starch or water to regulate her consistency to your liking, sometimes they even like it when you eat small bits of goo. After all their goal as slimes is to become one with the one they love. Whether you're inside her or she's inside you, you're guaranteed to get those heart bubbles popping by being a good slime husband

[Anonymous No.]

Can you wear your slime like a suit and stickily slide and stick all over the place?

[Anonymous No.]

good morning I dreamt of wurmy and our twenty kids on our farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939146
What did you farm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939116
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939174
corn and rice If I remember correctly along with some monster fruits and veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938042
>which goes against the setting.
To be fair, in other settings resurrection is indeed trivial and this isn't the MGE thread, it's the MG thread. Far as I can tell, the other fellow didn't say he was talking about the MGE setting, so you're correcting an issue that isn't there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938834
It's only a matter of time before heroes get defeated to monster pussy. I'm just speeding up the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936896
Has any one ever had a roper wife? I thought she'd make a neat harem addition, so I re-read the profile, and you'd have to make sure she didn't fill your other wives with her eggs, turning them into ropers too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33938929
I want to sleep inside a comfy slime. The feeling of weightlessness would be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939331
Ghoul-roper hybrid
because just having one tongue is not enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939116
Sure, just don't be surprised if she refuses to let you take her off.

[Anonymous No.]

I like turtles

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939272
Or you can take your monsters actually kill people for fun snuff faggotry elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939428
Subs in a half-shell! Maso power!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939606
I'm not the guy who was asking about it. And also, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939185
>>33939377
Can you climb upside-down on ceilings and stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939627
I want to bully a turtle so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939428
What about snake turtles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939648
If snails can, you can too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939665
Can she fire of her sticky goo so you can swing around like spiderman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939679
This seems like a stretch to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939660
they nice too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937815
Why would her parents let her dress like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932535
This. The quality of the shitposts ITT is rapidly degenerating, and that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939872
Be the change You want to see, give us a good, fresh meme to use.
>>33939252
Do You keep any animals on Your farm? I imagine 21 wurms and a /fit/ guy like You, would consume a lot of meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939989
cows, pigs, and chickens

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940032
If we ever get portald, You gotta invite me for a BBQ at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940062
Yeah I would, cause food is good, and always good to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940128
Bless Your heart wurmanon, I hope You'll live to see Your dreams become a reality.

[Anonymous No.]

You haven't been trash talking the Elven Dominion have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937551
I hear some angels are into that kind of thing.
https://youtu.be/xfHyhtX3udc

[Anonymous No.]

>>33939989
Impossible. My talents are run dry. I can meme no more. Forgive me anon. I can not save you.

[Anonymous No.]

how pissed would a lilim be if you went up to them in their sleep and doodled on them, and wrote things like barren, dusty pussy, 4ever alone, and drew a mustache on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940761
Idk why do people ask such questions.
>What if I went up to a lilim and creampied her
>What if I peed on sleeping lilim
>What if I tied up 5 lilim and tickled their feet
There's only 100 of them on the entire world and they are extremely powerful leaders of entire realms or factions, none of You fags would ever make it close to lilim with an impure (as much as it can be in MGE) settings. Any attempt to do something like that to Lilim would propably render You teleported to roper hag dwelling in murky swamps, before You can even get close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940860
impure intentions*
You can't just walk up to sleeping emperor of Japan, or president of the US.
As for how she'd react - she'd propably remove it all with a spell and then toss You to some bad end species as punishment. Lilim have feelings and pride like every other concious being, they wouldn't act much diffrent than You would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940906
>Lilim have feelings
They are soulless abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940906
>bad end species
Fuck the special snowflake succ, tell me more about those

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940906
based down to earth anon snaping people back to reality.

[Anonymous No.]

Look! Pre-Mamono era info about your Anubis Waifu:

https://youtu.be/JMAQ-IVIRos

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940860
>>33940906
So this discards those questions about Lilim. and raises another.
How to get a Lilim to love you, even a little?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941039
have enormous amounts of power or wealth. lilims are literally subhuman opportunists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941039
by loving her and disregarding all the monster that surround her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941039
Disregard the /tg/ fag, answer is simple, pursue her and show her You're serious about her as a person and don't just want a high level monster poon. No monster will refuse a real feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941075
>>33941099
I do find that sweet, in a way. For all her power and majesty, a Lilim is still a person who wants true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940906
>>33940860
>>33940761
Implying that Lilim wouldn't lay there faking being asleep to lure potential assassins into rape traps.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you to make your wife smile? I give her a kiss on the lips

[Anonymous No.]

What if Mothra but Titania?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941232
I don't know anon. Thing is... my shog wife calmly smiles all the time while staring at me. It's kinda creepy, really

[Anonymous No.]

have anyone here had touched a lizard?
how is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941278
>>33941232
Shut the fuck up you delusional retards. This has to be the saddest, most pathetic thread consistently posted on this shit board. Fucking off yourself escapist loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941362
Scaly

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941131
Every single person wants true love. Diffrence is some people are miserable, and even among miserable people there are those who hate their misery and they still want true love, and only those who love their misery hate love, and want everyone to be miserable just like them, because they get off everyone being in pain.
They write genocide fics of MGE, ruin people's live on the internet for stupid shit and demand hard working people to be punished for their hard work, because they can't stand the fact that not everyone wants to be suffering.
>>33941362
It's suprisingly soft and dry, but not coarse dry - pleasantly dry. It's a very nice feeling to touch a scaly lizzard or a snake, they feel awesome. I imagine getting coiled in a scaly lamia tail must feel heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider wolf spiders:
>big
>fast
>athletic
>fuzzy
>hyper
>excellent mother
>fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941459
Think that's why there's a few refugees from /tg/ hiding in these threads who like the comf and happiness.
I would know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941380
Someone seems exceedingly mad he can't post another 2hu thread that will get three replies then die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33940761
>drawing anything other than dicks end to end across every inch of her naked, sleeping body.
>>33941380
>Saddest most pathetic thread
>unironically the one contributing the most to it being sad and pathetic.
;^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941487
Fuck off back to /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932774
Gonna enlist the aid of the Kakuen Genie to turn adventurers into mere monkeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941488
>>33941495
>Haha my fictional wife smiles creepily at me bros
>Haha what would it be like kissing fictional character
>Haha what if I went up to fictional character and drew on them? How would they react?
You're actually fucking delusional. Nothing of worth or substance is discussed here, this place is a legitimste waste of space. It's just a bunch of "what would x do if y" or "what if you had wife?" 0 IQ escapism posts that contribute fucking nothing. Kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna wish for threw more wishes and get raped by an angry genie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941487
I have nothing against /tg/, if they keep their /tg/ autism on /tg/. I come here to laugh and hornypost, if I wanted to look at something grimdark I'd go to /pol/ and read real world news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930540

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941606
And yet you're here.
What butthurt is it that brought you our way?
Are you mad that your thread on /tg/ is even more stagnant than you claim this one to be?
Are you a /jp/ local that is fanny flustered that they've become a dumping ground of vaguely Japanese topics and got drowned out by the vtuber takeover for that week?
Or are you just an autist that has decided to vent himself here?

Regardless, you will accomplish nothing as your shitposting is nothing we haven't seen before.

>>33941622
Anon please, stop trying to game the system.
They know what you're doing and will ensure you are suitably punished for it.

[Anonymous No.]

How do we make MGE accept the /cuck/ path bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941675
I'll just wish that she can't punish me for my last wish, genies are easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941622
If you see a genie, give her your weenie!
-Ancient desert proverb

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941706
Sorry Anon, the effects for the wishing for more wishes hasn't gone into effect yet as she has to recharge.
Ergo, punishment can continue as she 'stocks up' on the mana needed for the more wishes you wanted.

She's going to leave you drier than a piece of jerky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941622
>>33941675
If she is merciful she will merely destroy your pelvis.
If she is not you will get used as a sandbag.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up and post Oktoberfest Pharaohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these replies to obvious bait posts
guess I'll have to come back in few hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941622
Wish 1: more wishes - granted
Wish 2: More - granted
Wish 3: MORE! - granted
Wish 4: Please, more! - granted
Wish 5: MORE, MORE, MORE! - granted

[Anonymous No.]

Post some feelgood succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941802
What if I wish for more genies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941836
>Anon, we're married, it doesn't count as rape at this point if you keep asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33934093
>An interesting monk that may join the party in their lands.
That sounds cool. Monks brew beer so he would be a welcome addition to a haku party

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941840
Does this feel good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941851
guess you will be making some with her, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941871
Depends.
Could be beer, could be wine, could be a couple things.

Just don't expect her to be going all drunken master.

[Anonymous No.]

So apparently curving arrows mid flight to hit people hiding behind objects is a thing. I'm now exponentially more terrified of cupids.

[Anonymous No.]

How did doppelgangers survive the among us memes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941907
I was being facetious
>Party
>Bring beer
A monastery of drunk haku monks would be a sight to behold

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941912
I don't even know what among us actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941912
Because someone else took the hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941912
Due to them being one of the more overlooked monsters
And seing as polymorphing is a thing, any strong monster could take their place

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941885
I wanna live in latenight mamonoverse, it's so comfy.
>>33941898
This fits irl geenie gimmick of subverting wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941947
Party game where players have to repair a ship, but one or two are imposters whos goal is to kill the others
players vote people they think are the imposters off
Its almost compleatly faded at this point, but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941825
That outfit is very un-noble like of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>33935480
>>33935552
I want to see a succubus with long nearly knee-length hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941980
>Due to them being one of the more overlooked monsters
underrated waifu chads win again

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anon it's your turn to clear out the devulbug nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941912
I hate among us, but the meme of seeing something vaguely looking like it followed by cries to “MAKEITSTOP” is pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936094
I think it was that women (which includes monsters) are better at using environmental mana while men are better are using their own. Probably also why mamano couples compliment each other so well, one stores the power and the other refines it. Of course I would assume it's a general rule and not absolute, like how most men are taller than women but some women are taller than the average man

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941362
snakes are smooth and muscular or dense, or "squishy" or soft depending on the the type for obvious reasons, lizards can be rougher on their dorsal scales, and their ventral scales are smooth like snakes since they also drag their bodies against the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942124
Why do all monsters look better with a witch's hat?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/9cZmUPZ0KeA

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be suspicious police that dressed like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942200
do they? a matango wearing a witch hat would look kinda weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>33936593
>Succ momster buys a portal onahole and uses her mana to connect it to herself
>Son knows what she's up to. She's been leaving mature woman x young man doujins and magazines in his room since he was 12
>Instead of using the onahole to get himself off he uses his fingers to gently caress and play with it
>Stops for a few minutes then starts lightly kissing and running his tongue along the inner lip
>After an hour his succ mom bursts in panting to tackle and pin him onto the bed
Too bad. She's probably embarrassed she couldn't get her sonnu to make the first move

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942278
Technically not a matango bu myconids kind of have their own built in witches hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941362
I don't know about lizards, but having a snake coiled around your arm actually feels quite pleasant.
Snakes tend to feel smooth and soft, and their grip (provided it's not trying to kill you) is gentle but firm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942227
I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941777
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong reply, low IQ posting is 4 posts up >>33941622

[Anonymous No.]

>>33937261
They turn into a tricorn and rob merchant ships on the high seas

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941960
She looks like she lives in wonderland society

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942317
you are playing a dangerous game anon

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Succubus happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941362
I had a leopard gecko when I was a kid. It's scales were cool to the touch and bumpy but it felt fragile so I never touched it too roughly. Snakes always felt really nice, slick without being slimy, cool without being unpleasant, and their scales weren't too flat nor too rough

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942497
Funny how MGE RPG made me reconsider Werecats, Greenworm Anon made me reconsider greenworms and Latenight made me reconsider regular succs. I wonder what will be the next rediscovered plain waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941825
It's like this every Saturday. Absolute shit in the morning and then gets better in the evenings

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942582
Vanilla lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>33933706
NEVER!
DEATH BEFORE SURRENDER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942671
but I never abandoned them. the art rework did help them in the lamia power rankings though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942743
Vanilla arachne then

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942823
I really want to see arachne in armor.

[Anonymous No.]

How would poison dart frog girls be like? I just thought of the really tiny ones that can fit on the of the pencil

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942582
One of these days someone's going to have to bring up Merrows or Apsaras. Somehow I feel like both of them remain the most forgotten ones. Merrows even got some spotlight in the new guide and still nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942124
>I think it was that women (which includes monsters) are better at using environmental mana while men are better are using their own.
And loli bodies are more efficient at doing that, young monster girls are learning magic on easy mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942582
Selkie out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942719
Nooooo you can't die,i'm literally shaking right now monstergirls would never do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942582
I should really bump writing that ant girl story higher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942916
I got to pour one out for ant arachne. A niche of a niche is a hard role to fill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942898
I'd like Selkie a lot more if this image didn't exist. Not only is it basically a human girl in cosplay, she has to come out of it for sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942831
Personally speaking I'd date phalanx before armor spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942966
Agreed, I personally try to find the good in underrated girls, but arachne are already neets and ant arache are just ugly neets in a hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942966
Unfortunate for them. Not the other writefag but I've only ever written them as villains before, because their personality seems so hard to do without being somewhat mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, MC of redo healer is based. He actually fucks his loli ice wolfu every episode instead of running away at the first hint of intimacy like every other anime MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942916
Imagine if the ant never got the art update. I'm pretty sure she'd be the most forgotten girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943016
I actually really prefer the update and the fact that she's lower body and now.

A) It's cute
B) Imagine riding your wife into battle when she can carry literal tonnes of metal no problems. You're riding a tank to a fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942850
>built like mucus toads but shorter
>bright skin and hair colors with various patterns
>lewd poison that coats their skin with a glossy shine
>the poison is highly sought after by other monstergirls to use for their own purposes
>audacious, almost arrogant personalities to go with their bold colors, but highly susceptible to bullying as long as you're protected from the poison

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942317
>dark mage myconid
squishy witch who turns villages into equally squishy mushroom forests

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943016
As lazy as ant arachne are, I like to imagine she was the one who made the towel around the giant ant's waist. She may not do that much physical labor, but she still cares about keeping her colony happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943010
Yeah and all it took was willingly allowing men to have sex with him.
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>So if an Ant Arachne that slipped into a Giant Ant nest gets her cover blown, what kind of actions against her will occur?

>They actually don't really care. But even if “Oh so is that! Well that's fine!” is also the case, there might be some individuals that “get to work!” would want to do something like turn her into some sort of maid.

Good god his answers are so wishy washy. I get why, but it's all the more confounding that people take them seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943224
I do like a lazy maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943224
>what would happen if this occured?
>haha maybe this maybe that haha it just depends on what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943224
What do you expect? Give grimderptards an inch they would take a mile. If anything, KC's giving them exact 0 right now and they're still taking a mile regardless - do you really think KC's gonna go 'Oh yeah they actually kill her lol' when things are like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943224
I also don't know what you expect from MGE, monsters don't hurt or kill each other. The setting is meant to be light and fun. It's also a vague question, they are individuals. It's like asking about what monster you can waifu or have in a harem. You need to ask questions about anatomy or how something specific works if you want a specific answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943224
it would be stranger if there was a discrete answer. You don't expect every colony to be the same, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943330
Well I don't think the intent was getting him to say murder. I think they wanted to know if they'd be ok with her couch potatoing, if they'd send her out to work, of if they'd kick her out and make her live on her own since she's not an ant. Would the specifially grab a guy for her? I like KC's answer however - leaving it open ended allows for lots of storymaking possibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33931195
pouty fox
what does she want, I wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943133
>slacker with a heart of gold
I like this idea. Congratulations Anon, you made me consider Ant Arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943133
>arachne sees the ants nabbed a guy
>time to get a husband
>sees how happy the ants are
>they're talking about how he's perfect and everything they would have wanted
>decides to sit this one out and maybe go for the next guy
Ant Arachne are good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>33932480
how many are there? waifu wouldn't mind adding a couple of toys to her collection...

[Anonymous No.]

Is it spider hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942916
Ants might be the most comfy girls. Very hardworking, earnest, cute, and strong! She may be a lowly worker right now but eventually your love for her will make her into the queen you know she is deep down inside. Just imagine starting your own next with your newly made queen, making tons of little ant babies to build the colony! It'd be so cute if they keep accidentally calling you daddy while they're on the job before quickly correcting themselves and saying boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943481
I'm okay with Saturday being spider day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943526
>not giving spiders all the S days
It's 2021 you arachnophobe

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943497
What if I want the workers to call me papa ant instead of boss? They are my daughters, after all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33942864
What do we need to do to save apsara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943150
wait what

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943561
I thought Sunday was already Succ day, but if it's open, I'm down for two spider days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943373
If every colony is still a colony, than that makes some presuppositions that would indeed indicate a broad similarity along behaviours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943481
It's always spider day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33941622
>not wishing for more genies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943588
don't take her day away

[Anonymous No.]

If you get got by a spider, Remember that it's proper manners to spend at least three days in the cocoon and a week after that in her web beforeyou ask if you can leave. Spiders are patient girls who have waited a long time to get thier fangs in you, so spend some time with them.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI&ab_channel=DavidBowie

[Anonymous No.]

How to make mermaids exasperated like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943894
Say "I can't swim" when they call you over to them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943884
>monsters make a series of 90s style jazzercise videos
>they aren't even meant to be sexual, but because it's monsters, men get aroused and jack off to them anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943992
If the cat is brown, don't let your guard down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943894
dumb sewer mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944114
but she said it was a safe day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944149
Dirty cat lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930540

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943579
The entire premise of the series is that he was kept drugged and constantly raped by the other heroes until he discovered a way to pull a power out of his ass that allowed him to heal himself back through time, ending up back at the point he first discovered his healing powers.
His master plan was to let the heroes come and get him, let them keep him drugged, and let them rape him for months until he was ready to make his move and escape from them. Half the series is him being on the run from them and mind breaking the girls into his slaves once they catch up to him instead of just doing that from the start and not getting 14 miles of cock in his mouth and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944213
lmao what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943858
>spend at least three days in the cocoon and a week after that in her web
Only if she's in there too and wraps her legs around me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944213
Look, the series looks like absolute shit and I'm not even going to bother trying to understand what's going on, but from what little I have seen posted, in all fairness, I don't think you get away with being brutally gangraped by hundreds of dudes for months/years? on end without your brain trying to rape your sexuality too.

Typically speaking, it's an organ that only really 'cares' that you live on, and if being made a faggot helps you not kill yourself, your brain will turn you into a faggot.

So in short, he probably wanted it.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my lich wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943858
>3 days in the cocoon
Arachnebros have it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944208
That's a giant Wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943224
I want the ants to teach her the joys of manual labor

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944414
But spider cocoon is done multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944323
NOPAN! LEWD!

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw the shogwife got into the automaton and merged and now they're creating abominations of science never meant to be conceived of by a human mind
my memory hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>33943497
>>33943570
>Ant Arachne shows up in your colony
>Know she isn't your daughter
>Decide to treat her like one anyways
>Always make her a birthday cake and invite her to the main hole for fun and games after work
>Tell her she's doing a great job web sewing and that she's a real asset to the colony
>Pick up her up and carry her to the bath and wash her hair like a good dad so she has good hygiene habits
Being colony master sounds like fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944507
Who needs panties when you can look sexy and still be covered up with a little bandaid over your pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33944489
>"I-I can't! It's impossible. I'm not as strong as you all." The spider wipes her sweat from her brow, pushing aside the few strands of her white fringe that had stuck to her skin. She stops in the middle of one of the colony roads, having set down her box while other giant ant girls casually walk by hefting stacks of I beams thrice the length of their bodies.
>One stops, grinning despite the messy disarray her ponytail's in and the way her thin shirt clings to her sweat soaked skin. She hefts the bars on one shoulder over to the stack on the other to free her arm up
>She plants her rough, thick leather glove on the spider's shoulder, "Doesn't matter how strong you are, only that you do your best to lift what you can! I believe in you! Get up, I know you can do it! We'll hit the sub-springs later on today, don't you want to know how good it feels to jump in after a hard day's work? It's like a thousand orgasms in one, and you feel like you're going to just drift away into nothing. It's great!"

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I know that a Gargoyle's diet is spirit energy or whatever, but do you think she'll like it if I leave some nice meat pastries in a box for her?

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>>33944613
All monsters can and do eat normal food if they want.

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>>33944613
I'm pretty sure there's a little bit of spirit energy in meat.

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>>33944613
>Since monsters can survive just by having sex with men, eating normal food is often for other reasons besides getting basic nourishment. Even among monsters that primarily feed on mana, there are many that also taste and enjoy food purely for amusement. Also, since there are various foods with a variety of effects among the foods of the Demon Realm that improve sex with men such as fruits that boost monsters' charm and abilities, cause monsters to go into heat, or heighten sexual sensitivity, etc.

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>>33944604
Cute ants

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>>33944613
If you only ever ate the most practical food, you'd probably only ever eat some meat, fat, nut berry paste forever.

The "mgs only ever eat cum" meme is just that.

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>>33935872
Realistically, how do I even obtain a Nurarihyon wife? As far as I know you just have to hope one shows up. Also, while I'm at it I wouldn't mind seeing some alternate designs for them, like a Western or modern version.

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>>33945204
>Nuri hears that anon wants a western nurarihyon
>Shows up to his house dressed as a cowgirl

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>>33939657
Bullying maso monsters would be very fun.

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>>33943224
>Good god his answers are so wishy washy.
Can you blame him when you know how the fanbase reacts to things
Look at how volatile the posters in this thread are

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>>33945406
would treating them like a piece of glass and coddling them, but never giving into their desires to be humiliated in any way, be bullying to them

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>>33945430
the cuddling comes during the aftercare part

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>>33945430
It depends what you mean by bullying. In terms of MGE, masochistic monsters want to be ravaged and raped by their husbands. Most have various pheromones and magics to get what they want.

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>>33945430
Yes, for imaginative masos.
>Oh, he's not doing anything to me! He's not even giving me any light bullying! This abandonment play is so good!

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>>33945489
Aren't umi oshos the only species that is explicitly stated to be masochistic? The rest are just submissive if I'm not mistaken

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>>33945501
The imaginative ones are great. All you have to do is look at them like they're trash and they take care of the rest.

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>>33945380
>doesn't smoke, she heard real cowgirls chew tobacco instead
>spits a gob of it into Anon's eyes
>"Howdy there, pardner. Wanna fuck?"
>instead of a saloon brawl, the bar turns into an orgy
>succubus piano player in classic barber attire still pounding away at the keys as Anon violently fucks his dozen new wives

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>>33941622
I want to be erotically punished by an all powerful genie who just wants my love.

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>>33945380
Not exactly what I was going for, but this is fine too.

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>>33943224
Yeah, I don't want them to outright murder the Ant Arachne, but at least kick her out or something. The guys who think the world building is fine are nuts.

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>>33935872
>Smoke hobos
Why do you have to be so mean to Nurarihyon

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>>33945600
I mean, it makes perfect sense once you find out what she's doing to make her start weaving cloth or use her webbing to assist in construction somehow.

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>>33945541
I'm sure there are others. If not, then individual monsters can easily be masochistic from individual variation.

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>>33945600
Where else is she supposed to live? She'd look silly among khepri

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>>33945489
For the specific word "masochist" the main mentions are the Umi Osho and the Dark Angel but multiple mention things that range from being "raped" and ravaged to the night Gaunt making of mentioning "given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. ". There are others that definitely have a masochistic streak.

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>>33945679
>She'd look silly among khepri
Not if she disguised herself with gold paint

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>>33945720
Meant for >>33945541

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>>33945679
>A group of exiled ant arachne form their own ant hive
>They swiftly realise why they were kickded out.

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>>33942969
She doesn't have to come out of it though. Apparently selkies are the cannon sleeping bag sex mammono. They are the perfect camping enthusiast monsters, also being good at hunting and living the wild.
I still think Karakasa-Obake are the best sleeping bag sex and close skinship monsters though. Better than both Selkies and Unagi Joro.

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>>33945558
>later more and more monsters in wild west attires show up
>your house looks like a reenactment club now
>Onis dressed in saloon girl dresses dance on the tables, while Minos in cowboy hats play banjos

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>>33930540

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>>33945756
Would organizing a French revolution reenactment party with Dullahans dressed as French nobles be considered too gauche?

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>>33945808
Only if it hasn't already been done before

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>>33945808
Only if you then fuck the beheaded 'corpse' while it's still locked in the guillotine.
>Try and tell her to shut up, she's ruining the atmosphere
>She tells you that technically heads are still alive a few seconds after so it's okay
>Tell her that they're not connected to lungs so they shouldn't be speaking

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>>33945744
id rather go camping with a spider

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>>33945720
To me, night-gaunts seem like mad perverts who likes to be secretly molested while in public. You know like those public vibrating panties fetish, but it's on her whole body and it's her husband that does the groping

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Gonna bully a mershark by nuzzling against her nose.

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