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Disney owns Marvel. Disney has long been desperate to break into the Japanese market. Her virginity keeps growing back.

>> No.3391465

No, her hymen keeps growing back. Her virginity is gone forever the first time.

>> No.3391469

>Disney has long been desperate to break into the Japanese market
All the girls have Winnie the Pooh coinpurses and cellphone charms if that means anything.

>> No.3391470

>>3391464
>Disney has long been desperate to break into the Japanese market.
Doesn't Disney have Kingdom Hearts?

>> No.3391471

I wish to be the little nightcrawler-tan.

>> No.3391473

I heard that guy was into little girls, maybe him wanting to become one isn't that odd.

>> No.3391474

>>3391465
Ah, but her memory is really bad, so she also forgets how and when, even though she remembers that it feels good. That's what makes her moe.

>> No.3391481

>>3391470
Kingdom Hearts is a stupid fucking premise for a game. Hence, a desperate maneuver to increase the visibility of their characters.

>> No.3391494

>>3391481
Kingdom Hearts would be much better if it didn't have Square characters in it.

>> No.3391499

>>3391481
I like Kingdom Hearts...
>>3391494
I didn't care for the FFVII or VIII characters, but I liked the original characters.

>> No.3391505

>>3391481
Stupid premise, but a fun game.

>> No.3391517

I like Kingdom Hearts for what it is

- Fucking idort

>> No.3391526

>>3391494
Future ones might have Marvel characters in them too.

>> No.3391542

>>3391526
That'd be cool, actually. Not that I like comics or anything, filthy gaijin art.

>> No.3391565

>>3391494
It'd be a fine game to play as Mikey or Minnie.

>> No.3391569

>Kingdom Hearts

GTFO POLLRIGGN DISNEY

>> No.3391571

That X-Men manga is sickening.

>> No.3391574

>>3391565
You can sort of play as Mickey in KHII.

>> No.3391583

>>3391574

If you SUCK and DIE, yeah.

He's pretty terrible though. Stupidly long, low-range, weak combos that will leave you striking at air doing nothing.

Exactly like Anti-Form!

>> No.3391592

>>3391583
Anti-form pisses me off so greatly.

>> No.3391601

>>3391494

KH is only worth it for the OST. Yoko Shimomura always delivers.

>> No.3391627

>>3391592
I like Anti-form, it's fun stun-locking bosses to death when you should rightfully be dead.

>> No.3391633

>>3391627
I don't like it because I'll be playing hard mode, fighting a boss and bam, now I'm in anti-form, getting no experience.

>> No.3391637

>>3391633
It's not like gaining XP is a problem. Game's easy.

>> No.3391653

>>3391637
Mob farman gaem.

>> No.3391660

>>3391637
I know it's not a problem. Just annoying.
>>3391601
Zun, I'm disappointed.

>> No.3391671

>>3391653
No, more like it's easy even if you try to avoid gaining XP.

>> No.3391677

Wolverine would rape right through most of the enemies in Kingdom Hearts. You'd have to give him much stronger opponents if you were to make him a party member.

>> No.3391684

>>3391677

Most FF characters could hold their own.

Especially Cloud.

Yes, I said it. No, I'm not an FFVII fanboy. I just understand that he's ridiculously overpowered.

>> No.3391690

>>3391684
Cloud cannot kill or permanently hinder Wolverine. Wolverine can, however, cut his silly sword into metal ribbons.

>> No.3391705

>>3391690

I'd have to say that depends on how sharp those Adamantium claws are.

Cloud's sword moves with extremely superhuman force behind it (he's a SOLDIER, albeit a failed one [however with all the knowledge and skill of the second most successful SOLDIER ever], and while Wolverine is strong he isn't superhuman), and is made of some vague really-strong metal, so it'd matter whether the blades ting off each other or if Wolverine's are sharp enough to cut it.

Metal is very bad for cutting metal, doncha know.

And if you want to get in-universe (SILLINESS), I doubt healing factor would prevent the Stop status effect.

>> No.3391706

>>3391464
Dammit...
> Save the English language on the Internet: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE

>> No.3391708

>>3391690
What happens if you ripped out both his skull and his heart and separated them then threw the pieces in a pit of lava?

Or launched him without a mask into space? Or dropped him at the bottom of the ocean?

>> No.3391710

>>3391705
Neither of them have a chance of defeating a kid wielding a giant key. Cut this shit out.

>> No.3391715

>>3391708

>What happens if you ripped out both his skull and his heart and separated them then threw the pieces in a pit of lava?

Well you wouldn't be able to separate his skull due to ADAMANTIUM BOOOONES.
And his healing factor covers his heart.

>Or launched him without a mask into space? Or dropped him at the bottom of the ocean?

Like everyone else, he suffocates.

(Yes, you suffocate in space. You don't decompress [your skin is stretchy for a reason] and you don't lose heat that rapidly [a vacuum is a great insulator and you won't get much better vacuums than the void of space].)

>> No.3391718

>>3391710

To be fair, those keys are like the keys of god.

>> No.3391729

>>3391464
http://www.atlus.co.jp/character/marvel.pdf

A Kingdom Hearts-style Megami Tensei game with Marvel characters? SOLD!

>> No.3391734
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>>3391715
There we go. Enough of that HE IS INVINCIBLE bullshit. Also
>Well you wouldn't be able to separate his skull due to ADAMANTIUM BOOOONES.

>> No.3391740

>>3391734

The Hulk has infinite strength as long as he gets angry enough.

He can break adamantium.

The only thing he can't break is Captain America's shield.

>> No.3391746

>>3391565
You can play as mickey in the KH 365/2 days on the DS. Only on mission mode though.

>> No.3391750

>>3391740
Why does Captain America's shield have its own wikipedia article?

>> No.3391753

>>3391750

Cause it's the best fucking shield ever.

Rho Aias has shit on Captain America.

>> No.3391756

>>3391729
wat?

>> No.3391792

>>3391750
That reminds me. I wish to see Captain America's shield-tan, Mjollnir-tan, Crimson Gem of Cyttorak-tan, Green Arrow's trick arrow sisters and so on.

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