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Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:16:22 2009 No.3388979 [Reply] [Original]

We need a western Touhou game.

Cute nun exorcist fights moe Dullahan in the black forest.

After the battle, they get together for ale and sausage parties.

Tea is for pussies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:17:22 2009 No.3388995 >sausage parties I don't think this means what you think it means

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:17:22 2009 No.3388989 >sausage parties Western touhou with shotas, then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:19:22 2009 No.3389006 >>3388989 Maybe a few. Though I meant 'a party where they drink ale and eat sausage.'

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. Thu Sep 17 20:20:21 2009 No.3389021 what if that western touhou game had a maid and vampire sisters i would also have a Chinese bookworm and a gateguard to vary

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:20:22 2009 No.3389016 Drinking and then eating sausage? Thats how it starts, OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:20:22 2009 No.3389017 File: 48 KB, 730x495, ohho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3389006 >eat sausage. If you catch my drift !

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. Thu Sep 17 20:21:22 2009 No.3389028 what if that western touhou game had a maid and vampire sisters it would also have a Chinese bookworm and a gateguard to vary

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:21:22 2009 No.3389030 >>3389017 Well one of the jokes was going to be the nun having once being a priest... then MAGIC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:22:22 2009 No.3389036 >>3389030 Why magic? Why not just nun trap?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:23:22 2009 No.3389044 >>3389036 I'm not that big of a trap fan. I prefer reverse traps, I just know that pulling a sweet polly oliver on it wouldn't be as appreciated in the fandom I'd be aiming at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:25:22 2009 No.3389055 Dullahan ATE WFT?!!?!?!?!11

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:26:22 2009 No.3389063 Western touhou game needs robots and explosions and giant bosses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:27:22 2009 No.3389067 >>3389063 Then it would be Seihou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:43:22 2009 No.3389154 >>3388979 Cute nun exorcist fights moe Dullahan in the black forest. "Obsidian butterfly finds a last song in the clear blue forest"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:45:22 2009 No.3389170 >>3389154 Dreaming darkly in the Black Forest. Everyone loves der Schwarzwald.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:53:22 2009 No.3389210 Moe chupacabra?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:01:22 2009 No.3389252 >>3389210 She wants to suck your goat.

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Thu Sep 17 21:12:22 2009 No.3389292 Yukari is mai waifu~

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:16:22 2009 No.3389300 We don't need a western touhou anything.

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:19:22 2009 No.3389318

A western touhou should be a western touhou

As in the wild west.
Like some part of Arizona was sealed off from the real world by Indian magic in the late 19th century. The world is now filled with flying loli cowgirls shooting each other with magical revolvers, rifles, and bowie knives.

They kill each other then drink and smoke peyote.

>>	Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb Thu Sep 17 21:20:22 2009 No.3389323 Western as in western influenced like Etrian Odyssey or something to that effect or western as in western made? If you mean western made that would suck ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:22:22 2009 No.3389329 A native american touhou would be moe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:24:22 2009 No.3389335 >>3389318 Needs a Clint Eastwood touhou.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu Sep 17 21:40:22 2009 No.3389372 NO WE DON'T

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:44:22 2009 No.3389378
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>>3388979

>Tea is for pussies.

Pftt. What do you know. However, a manly Touhou would also end in gentlemanly tea and scones. Every spell card duel would start with HAVE AT YOU.

Hm... DO WANT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:46:22 2009 No.3389383 File: 69 KB, 496x687, 1207165633566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Manhou would be pretty sweet. Bishounen everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:47:22 2009 No.3389384 File: 100 KB, 496x687, 1207165602807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even has a man, Reimu doesn't have much of a chest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:48:22 2009 No.3389385 File: 95 KB, 496x687, 1207165677123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu is still soft though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:49:22 2009 No.3389388 File: 36 KB, 401x572, 1207165706314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya-kun finally gets some respect, he's a playboy with a camera. He's covered wars you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:50:22 2009 No.3389393 File: 147 KB, 596x659, 1213138233931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The doctor will see you now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:51:22 2009 No.3389399 File: 412 KB, 750x700, 1213194758093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With Chen the change is barely noticeable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:52:22 2009 No.3389401 File: 267 KB, 700x840, 1225401305550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This works almost too well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:54:22 2009 No.3389409 File: 52 KB, 320x480, 1213194893501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Surprisingly civilised. I say Reimu, would you koindly die?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:56:22 2009 No.3389420 File: 1.00 MB, 2800x800, 1240930665536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Better for some then others, also OH GOD, ORIN.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:57:22 2009 No.3389424 File: 122 KB, 360x800, 1213138310698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not so useless now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:57:22 2009 No.3389426 File: 748 KB, 912x1110, 82975bd753e91a63ac79225ed6b176ab49ff6b1c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Obligatory manhou pic

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:00:22 2009 No.3389428 File: 1.17 MB, 1600x3000, Touhou Men.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good god

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:01:22 2009 No.3389434 File: 773 KB, 3357x697, Touhou Men to TH10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] awwwww yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:07:22 2009 No.3389466 >>3389434 >Trap tewi Oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:10:22 2009 No.3389485 File: 155 KB, 1184x1200, Manling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:13:22 2009 No.3389494 We need a Touhou game with only manly men. A Germanic setting would be perfect for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:14:22 2009 No.3389500 >>3389428 Suika is more awesome than ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:17:22 2009 No.3389507 File: 191 KB, 950x1200, chenboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Koof !CUTE/F2gdA Thu Sep 17 22:18:22 2009 No.3389511 wasn't the idea of touhou to blend west and east

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:22:22 2009 No.3389532 >>3389511 Sort of, though I always got the impression the idea of Touhou was for ZUN to make a game to his preferences with empathise on pretty patterns to dodge with good music and pretty much anything that takes his fancy for the setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:22:22 2009 No.3389534 >>3389511 Outside of SDM, doesn't seem so.

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:32:22 2009 No.3389572

>>3389534

To be fair to the man, fairies themselves also tend more towards the western definition and they feature in every game, but it's true most youkai are eastern.

Like the man said, Touhou characters generally reflect whatever ZUN has been reading into at any one time. Plus it's fair to say that seeing as Gensokyo is located around Japan it'll have more eastern mythical creatures then western.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:42:22 2009 No.3389610 File: 181 KB, 772x1000, RinnosukeYuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting the best gender-bended Touhou in gender-bend thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:44:22 2009 No.3389619 >>3389610 Needs more armor and magical artifacts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 01:12:22 2009 No.3390335 >>3389610 Nagato!? What are you doing in Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 01:14:22 2009 No.3390346 >>3390335 Reading books. Just like the real RInnosuke, the perfect imposter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 01:23:22 2009 No.3390390 >>3389428 I love this picture SO MUCH. So many great jokes in there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 01:29:22 2009 No.3390409 File: 178 KB, 579x843, 3992911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] touhou means eastern making a western touhou makes as much sense as making a right handed left glove

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