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33877342 No.33877342 [Reply] [Original]

Let's bully original Patchouli!

>> No.33877563

This is the original patchouli.

>> No.33878682

Too much Patchouli bullying recently, this must stop.

>> No.33879137

>>33877342
Why does she say mukyuu?

>> No.33885507

Her hat is dumb!

>> No.33885577

>>33877342
fatass



still would gave hugged her though

>> No.33885628

>>33885577
*I still would hug her anyway
shit im sorry

>> No.33893514

fat

>> No.33895737
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>>33879137

>> No.33900416

>>33885628
Imagine apologizing for hugging the purple mage.
lmoa

>> No.33901070
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No more donuts for you

>> No.33901908
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>> No.33904630

>>33901070
Why is this so cute

>> No.33913198

>>33904630
Because Patchouli is cute.
Duh.

>> No.33916567
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>>33877342
No

>> No.33917713
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Patchy is dead...

>> No.33919094
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33919094

Who is next

>> No.33919125
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Let's turn all of Patchy's books into e-books?

>> No.33930208
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>> No.33933039

>>33919125
Sauce pls

>> No.33933113

>>33933039
yandex

>> No.33933376
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>>33917713
Fatso probably had a stroke.
That's what she gets for never exercising.

>> No.33935887

>>33877342
Fatass.

>> No.33936477

>>33930208
Wake up nerd!

>> No.33936604

>>33916567
I want to have sex with original Patchouli

>> No.33942941

>>33879137
She has autism.

>> No.33944274 [DELETED] 

>>33942941
You don't

>> No.33944287

>>33942941
You don't?

>> No.33947651

>>33942941
Me too.

>> No.33954047

>>33944287
Why would he

>> No.33955252

>>33954047
He's browsing /jp/

>> No.33955503
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33955503

Fuck with FATchouli and her obese ass

>> No.33964510

>>33955503
hell no

>> No.33965083

>>33955503
I would breed her.

>> No.33970052

>>33965083
don't
you'd be raising the child on your own.

>> No.33970094

>>33877342
That's not a hat, that's part of her skull!

>> No.33972508
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>>33972508
Patche is the strongest, the cutest and specially the smelliest.

>> No.33978251

>>33976203
Imagine the crevices between her fat folds that she never pries apart and Koakuma is too lazy to wash under!

>> No.33984166
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>> No.33984202 [DELETED] 

one moment.

>> No.33985324

>>33984166
Yummy tummy.

>> No.33985945

>>33984166
When they said show some heart, they didn't mean it literally...

>> No.33989933
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>>33989933
Piss off, moonie! This is an original Patchouli thread!!!

>> No.34002267

>>33997091
That is obviously Patchouli doing a Reisin cosplay, you can't recognise her face?

>> No.34004094

>>33997091
That is Patchouli...

>> No.34008643

>>33984166
>>33955503
Slut.

>> No.34016024

>>34008643
Nice try Sanae.

>> No.34019791

her hair doesn't shine because she never goes out

>> No.34025277

>>34019791
Is that true?

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>> No.34037589

Hello?

>> No.34041149
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>>33877563
you are not patchouli

>> No.34043589

I will steal her hat while she is sleeping and cum inside it and then put back on her head

>> No.34055629 [DELETED] 

Patchy

>> No.34059789

>>34041149
I am Patchouli Knowledge, stop bullying me.

>> No.34059904

>>34059789
You see, that's how I know you're not Patchouli. I don't bully Patchouli.

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>> No.34075908

you nerds gonna stop bullying her anytime soon?

>> No.34087824
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>> No.34091563

>>34059789
Post proof that you're Patchouli Knowledge.

>> No.34095093
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>>34059904
>>34091563
I am Patchouli, you bulling me.

>> No.34097631

>>34095093
Cute feet

>> No.34109597

>>33877342
her diabetes already does that for us

>> No.34111979

>>34109597
... That was dark.

>> No.34111998

>>34109597
She has beetus...?

>> No.34112011
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Kogasa saw a certain gloomy witch and her devil servant with wings on her head from the bushes. Grinning to herself, she saw a good opportunity to practice her Terrifying Surprise Killing Technique (which she was devising to use on humans). Though Patchouli wasn't exactly a normal human, Kogasa thought her shut-in personality would work in her favor.

"Aaah Kaokuma It's sooo hot. Why do we have to come all the way out here." The witch moaned as she walked (but it was really more of a stagger).

She was supporting herself on a staff, while her servant walked leisurely beside her. It would have been poor form for the servant to walk in front of the master.

"Don't worry master. We are almost there."

"Damn that Sakuya, sending all the way out here just for one lousy ingredient. The sun...it hurts. At this rate I'm going to get a sunburn."

As if she just answered her own concern, she stopped for a moment, chanted something, and a small storm cloud appeared over her head to shade her.

"fufufu now you look even more depressed than usual master"

Patchouli only grumbled. Up ahead Kogasa had been waiting in ambush. She was crouched behind a tree and holding her closed umbrella as if it were a weapon. As Patchouli and Kaokuma approached Kogasa jumped out.

"Bero bero BA!!"

She cried out, unfurling her umbrella in the same moment, which licked Patchouli's whole face and left it dripping.

"Ah! w-what the hell!" Parchouli staggered backwards. "T-this is why I hate leaving the library! You damn useless umbrella...I told you the last time, you aren't scary and your surprises are--" Patchouli had gotten worked up and need to pause to cough. " --mere annoyances!" Her face twitched as she wiped the saliva off her face. "Kaokuma! Use you devil powers on her!" She pointed at Kogasa melodramatically.

Koakuma had up until now been stifling a laugh with her hand, but she openly let out a giggle and her wings waved up and down. "ufufufu no way Master! I couldn't hurt such a cutie."

"Useless..."

Patchouli caused her storm cloud to move over Kogasa's head, which began emitting a miniature typhoon. But Kogasa merely blocked it with her umbrella and stuck out her tongue.

"Beeeeh!"

Patchouli's forehead vain was visibly varicosed.

"You damn brat..."

Suddenly with a great crack and flash lightning struck Kogasa's umbrella. It's pupil rolled up and its tongue hung limp. It might have even been smoking.

"Ow! Now you've done it, you shut in witch! NEET! Fatty!"

"I'll have you know I spend each day doing intensive magical resear-- Fatty?! Who are you calling a fatty?? At least i'm not a little washboard like you!"

"If my boobs came from eating junkfood I wouldn't want em!"

"My, my" Kaokuma was still holding back her laugher.

Kogasa had taken several steps forward and rolled her sleeves up. Yet, standing directly in front of the taller Patchouli she became visibly flustered at the confrontation.

"Y-you smelly witch. W-when was the last time you took a shower."

"Oh look, the tiny-tits umbrella girl is scared of the great Patchouli. This is why you'll never surprise anyone."

"S-shut up! If I was built like you I could just sit on them and the smell alone would kill them!"

"I told you I'm not fat! This is just my body type!"

"Fatty!"

"Washboard!"

"P-p-pigchouli!"

"N-now you've gone to far!"

Taking a step back, Patchouli began chanting a spell, but because getting so worked up had aggravated her asthma she ran out of breath. Seizing the opportunity, Kogasa grabbed Patchouli's sleeve, and with strong muscles from blacksmithing, dropped her body and used Patchouli's greater weight to slam her into the ground with far more force than might have been expected from the smaller youkai. Patchouli was out cold.

"M-master??" Koakuma shook her shoulders, looking a little concerned now.

"Hmph. Serves you right for saying i'm not scary."

Picking up her umbrella, and turning around she walked away.

"T-they're not even that small..."

After a time Patchouli woke up

"Uwaaa~ Koakumaaa" She was crying. "My body hurts..."
Kaokuma easily picked up Patchouli's limp form, who moaned the whole time, and put her over her shoulder

"There, there master"

"Kaokuma...I'm not fat am I?

"Well..."

And as if all the life came back into her Patchouli shouted, pounding on Koakuma's back, "You shitty servant! Insolent devil! When we get back i'm gonna banish you!"

She yelled until she was out breath, and by the time they got back she was fast asleep. Coming to check on her, Sakuya and Hong heard her say while sleeping "I'm not fat...stupid...tiny tits...useless...umbrella"

>> No.34112043

>>33917713
That's an awfully inappropriate choice of picture for a funeral, especially being rambunctious and rowdy is not Patchouli's nature

>> No.34116181

>>34112011
Koa must have some nice muscles to carry this pig

>> No.34123277
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>>33919125
this is not a lets bully the small devil thread

>> No.34130383

>>34123277
>e-books
patchouli is going to go blind.

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>> No.34136577
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Let's isekai Patchy to another world!

>> No.34143052

>>34136577
Which Patchy?

>> No.34144885
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>> No.34144946

>>34095093
Isekai me pls

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>> No.34147394

>>34112011
Koakuma needs to get GUNTED by Patcho.

>> No.34149320

>>34147394
No.

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>>34144885
Patchy is a bad influence...

>> No.34152517

>>34151397
I wonder if Eirin truly is good at kissing.

>> No.34155412

>>34151397
Patche's body is so vulgar, look at her fat hips and ass.

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>>34155412
You're vulgar!

>> No.34158578

Is there any fanfics of patchy hooking up with the reader?

>> No.34161268

>>34075908
no because she is the biggest nerd here

>> No.34164885

>>34158578
No. I wouldn't know of anything like that either

>> No.34172542

>>34155412
You'd be right if you didn't add fat.

>> No.34177454

>>33976203
Foul

>> No.34187333

>>34158578
Sounds too creepy.

>> No.34190466

>>34095093
Mmm… feet

>> No.34196356

>>34095093
You are not Patchouli.

>> No.34199949

>>34161268
I thought nerds stuck together.
A mega nerd like patche would be a great friend for any nerd to have.

>> No.34207373

>>34199949
yeah but she is a girl and also fat

>> No.34212276

>>34207373
Shit, I forgot the number 1 rule. No girls.
Some guy betrayed his group of friends over a couple pixels, it can easily happen with Patchouli.

>> No.34217593

I want to physically bully her and make her cry.

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>> No.34223488

>>33877342
Pls no bulling

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Alert! Patchouli is on the move! I repeat, Patcouli is on the move! The Unmoving Library is relocating!

>> No.34228952

>>34212276
I am going to betray my friends for Patchouli!

>> No.34240122

>>34228952
Fucking traitor.

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>>34224431
Uh-oh! Bull run! Outta the way!

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https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/e8/22/e822d9688842ebefbef62a015174ff6c.jpg

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>>34247293
Why are you linking an image on an imageboard?
Did you think Patchy's pits are too lewd?

>> No.34254355

>>34247729
I do that if I find two good images.
It's not something I do 100% of the time.

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>> No.34277582

>>33919094
Slimchouli, but before going to her you need to bully Fatchouli fat belly too.

>> No.34277622

What would happen if I punch Patchouli as hard I can on her gut? Asking for a friend.

>> No.34278398

>>34277622
She would throw up on you and probably piss herself then have an asthma attack

>> No.34278463

>>34278398
I want to protect Patchouli...

>> No.34278471

>>34278398
That sounds awesome.

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>>34278463
Me too. I don't care if she doesn't shower that much and has a weak constitution...Doesn't it get cold in lonely in that big library?

>> No.34278483

>>34278471
Hidoi...

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>>34278471

>> No.34285983

>>34277622
You will hurt her, and gain a spot on her shit list.
You'll probably be hexed or barred from entering the library.

>> No.34289656

What would be Patchu reaction if you farted near her?

>> No.34289704

>>34289656
Mukyuu~

>> No.34292464

>>34289656
dueling banjos

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and the NEET returns to page OOOOONE

>> No.34306132

>>34292464
She would stare at me and fart even louder?

>> No.34310812

>>34292464
No reaction.
At most, she'd be displeased.

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test

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>> No.34330696

>>33916567
woah, she is so sexy...

>> No.34330804

>>34330696
lol

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>>34330804
Why are you laughing?

>> No.34333533

>>34330848
He probably found it funny since you replied toward OG Patchouli.

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Dumb cows should burn in hell!!!

>> No.34335559

>>34333533
Original Patchouli is sexy, don't bully her!

>> No.34345086

>>33877342
Fuck yeah, count me in!

>> No.34349439

>>34334703
Patchy is not dumb.

>> No.34358112

>>34334703
Piss off
I bet you don't even know where that image comes from

>> No.34364600

>>34349439
she is intelligent but a dork

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>> No.34377401

>>34364600
She's not a dork either.

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>> No.34391715

>>34364600
Embodiment of Scarlet Dorks

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>> No.34406731

>>33901908
she smell like cheese

>> No.34411656

>>34396380
Patchouli has writers block

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>> No.34415575

>>34414560
fat fat fat FAT FAT FAT FAAAAAAT!

>> No.34426080

>>34414560
How did this happen?

>> No.34437163

I wonder if the anorexic Patche memes were this bad.

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I don't know about this one.

>> No.34462109

I like my Patchy with the right amount of fat and medium rare.

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>>34469468

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