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3384958 No.3384958 [Reply] [Original]

well, since /jp/ wasnt a big fan of fat touhous, how about inflated touhous?

>> No.3384962
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>>3384958
I like torn apart touhous much more.

>> No.3384967

they are pretty much the same

>> No.3384976

>>3384967
Not at all. Inflation is both far more impossible and more temporary.

>> No.3384979

I like inflation when it makes them look pregnant.

>> No.3385017

time for pregnant touhous?

>> No.3385035
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>> No.3385037

>>3385017
Yes please.

>> No.3385048

>>3385035

mooaaarrr

>> No.3385052

I thought inflation had become a mostly furry fetish.

>> No.3385056
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>pregnant touhous
On the way into becoming one.

>> No.3385106

>>3385056
>>3385035
now that is hot

>> No.3385114
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3385114

Not a Touhou, but I thought it was cute.

>> No.3385118

>>3385056
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.3385204

would you take care of any children you had her bare?

>> No.3385207

>>3385204
>bare children
Oh god, I came.

>> No.3385216

>>3385204
Yes, at least 20 oni children. We have to make sure that the oni's don't become extinct.
Of course, i won't give my 20 oni girls to some filthy men, i will take it on me to get them pregnant too. And their children too.
I would repopulate Gensokyo with Onis.

>> No.3385284
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every time someone masturbates, a little portion of their sperm is gapped into yukari

>> No.3385288

>>3384958
Could you please elaborate?
> Save the English language on the Internet: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE

>> No.3385302
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since when does anon take responsibility for their mistakes?

>> No.3385322

>>3385302
What mistake? Impregnating touhous is a very deliberate act.

>> No.3385327

isn't it sad that since they only know female-female relationships that they'll never feel the joys of a child swelling within their bellies, or what it's like to enter motherhood?

>> No.3385331

>>3384962

Mokou: THIS IS MILDLY ANNOYING

>> No.3385335

>>3385327
Someone's forgotten futa.

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>>3385327

We have futa for that though.

>> No.3385339

>>3385327
They all have dicks. How else do they reproduce? And of course, the Youkai hunt for healthy young men, catch them, rape them and then set them free or kill them.
Normal human girls like Reimu beat up men, bring them to the temple and have sex with them, steal their money and set them free.

>> No.3385377

does anyone have that comic which shows reimu's mom and yukari?

>> No.3385378

>>3385327
I find it sad that they can't have a male figure to look up to.

>> No.3385382

>>3385378
Reimu and Marisa look up to Rinnosuke, a manly man, for his intelligence and way with words.

>> No.3385466

but then who is the most motherly touhou of them all? or do you expect them to change after carrying a child for 9 months?

>> No.3385479
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>>3385466
Ran or Byakuren are the most motherly touhous.

Alternatively, Sanae, because she's a canon mother.

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>>3385479
... I meant Suwako, obviously.

>> No.3385485

>>3385482
But Sanae would probably be rather motherly as well.

Can you imagine being Sanae's son? Having two awesome grandmothers, and a rather hot mom?

>> No.3385493

>>3385485
Sanae is a kid, she's far too young to be having children.

She still likes giant robots for goodness sake.

>> No.3385495

>>3385493
...My mom still likes giant robots.

>> No.3385498

>>3385493
>She still likes giant robots for goodness sake.

Fuck yes, Kanako.

>> No.3385502

>>3385495
Is your mom twelve years old, perhaps through a time distortion? It might be acceptable then.

>> No.3385503

Who doesn't like giant robots?

>> No.3385512

>>3385503
Adults.

>> No.3385521

>>3385512
>normalfag adults
Oh, I see.

>> No.3385524

Reimu - stingy mom
marisa - kleptomania mom
sakuya - elegant mom
sanae - inexperienced mom
ran - doting mom
yukari - lazy mom
suika - drunken mom
flandre - more of a child than you are
china - never gonna have a sister mom
yuyuko - chubby mom
youmu - domestic mom
tenshi - masochist mom
eirin - genius mom too wrapped up in her work to care for you
kaguya - she'll play vidya with you but don't count on her for much else
mokou - tough love mom
mystia - expect to become an orphan

>> No.3385552

>>3385524
Suika would be a fucking terrible mom. Drunk, and yet still able to bitch you out.

>> No.3385588

>mokou - tough love mom

Survival Training, will even make Rambo shit his pants.
She will shape you into a commando, as long as you have a bamboo forest you will be able to stop armies.

>> No.3385599

>>3385524
>masochist mom
How does that work out anyway?

>> No.3385629

>>3385599
She'll treat you like absolute shit and hope you call child services on her.

>> No.3385889

if cirno was my mom, things would be different around here ;_;

>> No.3385903

>>3385524
ITS LIKE THE REVERSE MIRROR EVIL VERSION OF POKE DADS.

>> No.3385925

>>3385889
you'd be baka?

>> No.3385927

>>3385903

quick, someone shoop some touhou-mom templates!

>> No.3385957

>>3385927
need good head images.

>> No.3385963

>>3385957
ZUN heads.

>> No.3385990

yuukuri - take it easy mom
keine - do your homework mom
aya - gossip mom
momiji - pet lover mom
patchouli - sickly mom
reisen - bullied mom
tewi - troll mom
alice - depression mom
utsuho - CAUTION mom

>> No.3385994

>>3385990
nue is troll mom too

battle of the trolls

>> No.3386005

>>3385963
but those make me sad.

>> No.3386007

Which one is most likely to rape you?

>> No.3386022

>>3386007
Yukari.

>> No.3386066

>>3386007
Incest rape? Suwako, obviously.

>> No.3386074

what about mima?

>> No.3386078

http://memegenerator.net/MemeGenerator/Create

simple enough, would someone with the zun touhou heads be kind enough to template them.

I honestly could care less so I'm not doing it

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