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That`s enough, scumbags! Who dares to impersonate me, Alice Margatroid, the greatest doll maker of Gensokyo?!

You dirty lowlives, you don`t deserve to even THINK about talking with me! You make me sick! You should just stay under the grounds where your place is! I don`t need you or your sympathy! Get out of my house, worm! I don`t want to see you here again!

>> No.338016

*sage*

>> No.338017

Alice, why don't you put the dolls down and come outside?

>> No.338022

That's swell and all, but aren't you going to pay for this pizza?

>> No.338024

Fuck yeah!

>> No.338025
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338025

Hey Alice, I brought that heroin you ordered.

>> No.338026

>>338014
*squeeze*

>> No.338030

Well, People HAVE been bitching for some more tsun in their alice RP

>> No.338031
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338031

Alice, honey, why don't you go outside and make some friends sometime?

>> No.338033

Looking pretty IN CHARACTER there, Alice

>> No.338041

>>338014
NO U. /jp/ is Anon's house.

>> No.338046
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>> No.338054

orz orz orz orz orz

>> No.338066
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>>338022

What?! You think I`d pay for YOU? You`re not worthy being here, so close to me, and yet you want me to pay for you?! It`s not like I WANT you here! I jsut keep you so that you`ll scare off fairies! You`re a dog! A stubborn pet that should be taught discipline through a whip! Go back outside, maggot!

>> No.338071

>>338066
Lady, if I don't go back with money, my boss is going to beat me. You don't know how harsh she is.

>> No.338072

>stay under the grounds

BUT HOW THEN WILL I BE THEIR KEEPER?

>> No.338076

>>338014
Ok... is it just me or is Alice starting to look good all of a sudden?

>> No.338081
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338081

>>338014
Finally! Come on baby, give me yandere.

Marissa and I never loved you! I fucked you dolls and they liked it! Your mom is dead and you will always be alone!

Now bring it.

>> No.338095

sorry, guys, I have problems with finding adequate pictures and danbooru is hella slow today to there will be delays.

>> No.338111

BEAT ME, ALICE! GIVE ME WHAT I DESERVE!

>> No.338113

Completely in character

>> No.338118

>>338095

disregard that, I suck Alice`s cocks. will begin in a moment

>> No.338126
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338126

sounds to me like its time for a psycho Alice image dump.

>> No.338139

Tsuntsun Alice is clearly the superior Alice

>> No.338155
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338155

>>338071
I AM YOUR BOSS, WORM! DON`T FORGET THAT! Or do you want to taste some of my "delicious dinner" you yearn for so much? Huh? You want it? WELL I WON`T GIVE YOU ANY! BACK TO THE KENNEL WITH YOU!

>>338081

Ooooh, really? Well I never loved you too! Who do you think you are to me? A lover? Don`t make me laugh! You`re just a servant, no, a slave to fulfill my every wish! What, you won`t do as I say? Then taste this! *whip*
Oh, what happened? Is this your blood? Oh, I`m so sorryy~! Ahahahaha!

>> No.338158

>>338126
Does it have a lot of blood?

>> No.338173
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338173

>>338139
Hahaha~! Is it, is it? You like 'yandere' Alice? THEN I`LL MAKE YOU STOP LIKING HER! SHAGHAI PLUCK OUT HIS EYES!!

>> No.338188

>>338173
>>338155
>>338066
>>338014

>> No.338190

Ironically, this IS closer to in-character than all the previous Alice threads.

>> No.338195
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>>338155
Oh ho, that was pretty good Alice. I'm glad to see you showing your true colors. I was getting tired of fucking a boring little girl. Protip: don't act like your damn dolls while having sex.

You like seeing blood? Here I'll give you blood. *punch*

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>>338173
Hey Alice, your mom says hi. Or at least she would if I hadn't killed her.

>> No.338203

... you know what? after seeing this thread and the other thread on the front page... it makes sense.

Alice and Anonymous make a perfect couple. they belong together like chocolate and peanut butter.

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338208

>>338188

Ah, is this some sage I see? You want me to feel bad? Ashamed? Offended perhaps? Let`s see how YOU will feel when I RIP OPEN YOUR STOMACH AND PLAY WITH YOUR INTESTINES!

[this is a story how Flandre possessed Alice`s body that died because of too much dere-dere]

>> No.338211

>>338203
In before angry violent hatesex.

>> No.338218

>>338208
That actually sounds like fun...

>> No.338219

>>338203
"Hey, you got chocolate in my peanut butter!"
"Hey, I'm going to fucking kill you now"

I like it!

>> No.338225

Hey, anyone have the DV alice copypasta saved?

>> No.338230

Alice, you turn me on right now. Please continue.

>> No.338233

>>338208
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.338240

>>338208
Now this is the story all about how,
Alice's personality got flipped, turned upside down.
Its not like you can escape so just right there,
I'll tell you why Alice is yandere and why you should care.

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338241

>>338203

Me and Anon, a perfect couple? Hah, don`t make me laugh!
After all, the best match for you scumbags is my War Sign! SHANGHAI!

>> No.338242

Fuck yes, superior Alice.

>> No.338243

sage

>> No.338244

>>338225
do want.

>> No.338247

[I just noticed that there`s also a dere-dere alice thread on the front page and I lol`d. Continuing in a while]

>> No.338255

>>338241
Now, about ripping out intestines, mind if I help you with that? The upper intestines go great with a fine white wine.

>> No.338261

>>338241
Why do you call for Shanghai? Shes just a puppet you're controlling. It would be like me yelling PUNCH! RIGHT ARM!

>> No.338263

>>338241
you both are bipolar, D.I.D, psychopaths.

Invite me to the wedding. I'll bring a chainsaw as a wedding gift.

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>>338255


Hahaha~! No!

You can just die already!

>> No.338274

>>338225
What is DV Alice?

>> No.338276

*squeeze*

>> No.338280

>>338270
What? I am just giving you a fucking tip, give me a fucking break.

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>>338263

You really think so?

I don`t.

Shanghai, Spectrum Mystery!

>> No.338288

>>338274
Domestic Violence Alice.

It's about anon beating the shit out of Alice in a trailer park. It is made of WIN and AWESOME.

>> No.338290

>>338280
well, how would you like it if you were dissecting a corpse and someone was standing over your sholder giving you tips.

btw, you should be careful not to cut the liver.

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>>338280

If it`s a break you want, it`s a break you`ll be given.

Shanghai, bring me nails and a hammer. It`s clobbering time!
And now, if you could not move about for a minute, I`d be veeeery~ happy!

>> No.338298

I like this Alice better.

>> No.338305

>>338296
A hammer and nails aren't good without any wood.

>> No.338307

Shanghai, come help me clean up. Marisa is coming over soon!”

Master is very excited today. Her good friend Marisa-san is coming to visit today. They haven’t seen each other since Master got married.

“Shanghai, clean up those beer cans!” Master calls from the kitchen.

I obediently bag up the cans of Suweiser. Master’s husband is such a slob.

“Master, wouldn’t it be nice if Anonymous-san would clean up after himself every once in a while?”

“Shanghai, don’t talk about my husband like that. It’s a wife’s duty to keep a house clean, you know?” she says, while wiping the grime off the coffee table.

“Marisa said she has an important announcement to make. I wonder if she finally found a nice guy to marry, like me?” Master mused.

A knock on the door caught Master off-guard.

>> No.338308

“Hello, Shanghai. Can I come in?” she says with a beaming smile.

“Of course! Please, have a seat. Master will be out in a second.”

Marisa hangs her witch hat on the coat rack, and then sits with her hands in her lap as I begin to pour some tea. It’s really cheap tea, so I make sure to put out lots of honey and sugar. She deliberately leans forward, so she won’t get her hair dirty on the greasy back of the couch.

“Marisa! Long time no see!”

Master finally emerges from the bathroom in a clean dress. I didn’t think she even had any clean clothes anymore… The two girls hug each other like sisters. Master does her best to hide a look of pain when Marisa squeezes her. I know she complained of a bruised rib the other day…

“So what’s your big announcement, Marisa? I’ve been waiting all day to hear it! Oh, but we’ll have to be quick. My husband will get upset if he comes home and sees your broomstick in the driveway again.”

Marisa-san said nothing, but simply raised her hand. On her finger was a modest, but beautiful ring. “Oh my gosh, you really are getting married! I’m so happy for you? So, who’s the lucky guy?”

“Ah, about that…” said Marisa, looking away.

>> No.338310

>>338296
you know, I can't help but picture poor shanghai, given too many orders, flying around frantically.

>> No.338311

Master was speechless, her mouth agape.

“Sweetie, by now I thought you would’ve grown out of your girl-crushes,” she finally blurts out. Surprisingly, Marisa-san doesn’t look offended.

“But we love each other, Alice,” Marisa-san says with a warm smile. “We’re going to live in the shrine together. We’ve already discussed adopting a child-“

“Oh? And how do you think you’ll pay for all the expenses? You’re a two-bit magician who plays kids shows and she’s a miko with no weekly paycheck. Do you think her donations will put your child through college? Sweetheart, let me find you a nice guy, like my husband.”

“Like that husband who beats you?” Marisa-san said, while wiping the makeup off Master’s face, revealing the bruises underneath. Master smacked Marisa-san’s hand away roughly.

“I told you, I tripped on my dress! And I’m pregnant now, so he wouldn’t hit me!” Master says, lifting her dress to show Marisa-san her stomach with its steadily growing bump.

“Honey, I had no idea… Well, if he ever hits you again, I want you to call me, OK?”

By now, Master was visibly upset.

>> No.338312

>>338307
Thank you, anon.

>> No.338314

“Alice, I’m worried that one day he’ll be more than angry. I know what he did at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. He’s capable of killing, you know…”

“What the hell are you talking about? He promised me he’d never go back there after I caught him fooling around with the gate guard.”

“You know those books he got you as a wedding present? He stole them from Patch’s library, may she rest in peace. I was there when the mansion burned down. After Anon stole the books, he let Flandre out of her room. He pricked his finger and shoved it in her mouth and said his blood was delicious candy. Being a vampire, she wanted more and flew into a furor. He said that she can get more candy from Sakuya. Flandre found Sakuya and began ripping her to shreds. She barely had time to yell for help before Flandre decapitated her and began to drink her blood. Meiling heard Sakuya’s screams, but because of all the abuse she suffered at Sakuya’s hands, she took off into the woods instead of saving her boss. No one has heard from Meiling since. By the time Remilia was roused from her slumber, Flandre had already made it into the library and had impaled a straw into Patchouli’s half-dead body and was drinking her dry. Remilia confronted her sister, and after a fierce battle that wrecked the mansion and set it on fire, Flandre was finally killed. Remilia, vowing to never return to Gensokyo, gathered up Sakuya’s head and flew off into the night. I confronted Anonymous about why he set this chain of events into motion. He said, ‘I did it for the lulz’. Don’t you see, Alice? He’ll hurt you without even blinking!”

>> No.338317

Master’s face was bright red at this point. She’d heard enough, even if it was all true.

“You’re lying! How would you know all this, anyway? There’s a restraining order against you from going near the mansion ever since you assaulted Patchouli when she didn’t have a book that you wanted to steal!”

“I… I snuck back in to steal some more books. I didn’t want to report Anonymous to the police, since I knew he would be unstable if he thought he would be caught, and I was worried about you. I thought you would come to your senses about him and leave him by now…”

A cracking sound split the tension in the room like a peal of thunder. Master’s anger had finally reached its boiling point, and she slapped her best friend. Marisa-san, stunned at this outburst, gingerly felt the large red mark on her cheek.

“How dare you come into my house and insult my husband like this? Get the fuck out, right now!”

“Alice, please! You’re a victim, we can get you help-“ Marisa-san tried to plead with Master. Her golden eyes were full of worry.

Master would have none of it. She yanked Marisa-san up by her arm and shoved her towards the door.

“Shanghai, get the door!” Master ordered curtly. Not wanted to disobey, I swung the door open. Master pushed Marisa-san out. She landed roughly on the porch. Master grabbed Marisa-san’s hat and threw it in her face.

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>>338296

Hourai, put that sword away... We don`t want to decapitate him... Yet.
We can still play with him some more! Where`s Shanghai? SHANGHAI! WHERE ARE YOU?! I NEED THIS HAMMER NOW!

>> No.338319

“I… I’m better off without her, anyway. I’m fine as long as I have Anon…”

Master trailed off as she noticed the black and white doll on the shelf. It was a perfect likeness of Marisa-san, and making it was a real labor of love. I remember how proud Master was when she completed it. She planned to give it to Marisa-san as a wedding gift. Picking up the doll, Master began to sob.

“Oh god… What have I done…”

She fell to the floor as she clutched the doll to her chest. Master began weeping loudly, tears streaming down her cheeks. All I could so was stroke her hair until she cried herself to sleep. I snuggled up next to her neck and fell asleep, too.

The sound of the door slamming woke me up. Oh no, Anonymous-san was home from work, and Master hadn’t cooked dinner yet.

“Honey, I’m home,” he said with a belch. He must’ve stopped at the smoked eel stand for a few bottles of sake before he came home… again.

“Where the fuck is dinner? Bitch, what the fuck are you doing?” he said, noticing Master sprawled out on the floor. She was just beginning to wake up when Anonymous-san snatched the doll from her hands.

>> No.338322

“You’re still playing with dolls? How pathetic,” he said, before throwing the black and white doll to the floor and grinding it to dust under his work boots.

“No! Why did you do that? That was my favorite doll!” Master protested. That was a bad idea.

“For the lulz. Now I’ll teach you what happens when you don’t make dinner on time!”

Anonymous-san delivered a fierce backhand to Master’s face. Her nose exploded in a cloud of blood. She was on her back now, whimpering. Anonymous-san began stomping down on Master’s stomach, hard. She screamed in pain, digging her nails into the carpet in agony. I was powerless to do anything. I knew that if I tried to attack Anonymous-san, he’ll just blame Alice and make her suffer even more. I covered my ears until the commotion died down. Anonymous-san retreated to his bedroom. I looked over towards Master, who was coughing up fierce amounts of blood. I was worried for her life, until she rolled over on her side and passed out. It was all I could do to wipe up the blood around her mouth. Her breathing was ragged and irregular. I resolved to stay up all night if I had to, to protect my Master.

Sunlight streaming in through the blinds woke me up. Oh no, I fell asleep! Is Master alright? I can’t see her anywhere.

“Oh, Shanghai, you’re awake. Anon felt so bad about what he did that he must’ve gotten a new doll for me! I don’t know why it was covered in blood, but that’s alright. It’s the perfect size, too. I’ll start knitting some clothes for it right away! I’m so excited!”

Master walked in from the kitchen and placed the doll next to me. It was made of some weird pink material, like rubber.

Oh, god…

>> No.338328

This yandere reeks of over the top.

>> No.338331
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>>338240
In the Forest of Spirits, avoided and saged,
Is where this bitch spent most of her days.
Building scary dolls which destroy like a bomb
And crying on her grimoire from her dead mom.
Because a Shrine Maiden and Witch who were huntin' some youkai
Busted into her home, the netherworld Makai.
She got into one (two) little fight using her doll as a noose,
As she died inside and let her rage loose.

>> No.338336

>>338322
Mmm, BAD END. Almost as bad as something Dan Kim would come up with.

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>>338322
>>338319
>>338317
>>338314
>>338311
>>338308
>>338307

Anon... You`re a sick, sick person. So sick I almost like you. Almost. Now give me your hand, please. Don`t worry, it won`t hurt.... too much.

>> No.338344
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>>338318
Hold on bitch, she's coming. That things heavy you know?

>> No.338346

>>338339
I'll give you my hand if I can stomp on your uterus.

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>>338318
Hold on bitch, she's coming. That things heavy you know?

Oh wait, thats another sword. Man, your dolls are stupid.

>> No.338354

>>338339
You should have seen him the day the day one of those fake Alices had a thread spammed with Alice guro pictures. Ah, memories...

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>>338339

I mean, why would you want to do something like this to Alice? Did I do something to you? Did I? DID I?!

No, I didn`t. At least, not yet.

>> No.338359

>>338356
Lookin' kinda Haruhi there, Alice.

>> No.338364

>>338322
I can just imagine her eyes when she talks to Shanghai. All empty and soulless.

>> No.338365

>>338354

Good grief. Those dere-dere Alice threads were only good in the beggining. And only when accompanied by so-ronery-;_; Alice copypasta. And copypasta has that flaw, that is quickly becomes old and boring. And so did the dere-dere Alice threads.

Huh, as much as I love Alice, really, those threads were an eyesore.

>> No.338369

>>338322
>>338319
>>338317
>>338314
>>338311
>>338308
>>338307

And then when she finally snaps anon will be the doll.

>> No.338387

>>338365
THIS THREAD IS AN EYESORE

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>> No.338389

>>338369
"Still playing with dolls?"
"No anonymous-san, you are the doll."
And then anon was Junk.

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>>338359

Be quiet. Shut up. Silcence! BE QUIET! QUIET! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!

>> No.338395

>>338369
No, she'd take his flesh and sew it on her dolls, take his bones and use them for a full size doll, take his eyes and put them into a doll, and lastly, feast on his muscle tissue.

>> No.338397

>>338369
She's already snapped, just in the wrong direction. Instead of lashing out she chooses mindless unconditional acceptance. She's dedicated too much to this, she can't let it go now. You get no retribution ending.

>> No.338398

>>338365
I have to agree. The first two, three threads were okay, but then it became daily and became an eyesore.

Also, this yandere is way over the top.

>> No.338399

>>338390
Looking kinda Shana there...

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>>338389
Oh man.
I WISH I was Junk.

>> No.338402

>>338397
She needs to snap in the other direction.

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>>338395

Ahaha~! I like you! I like your way of thinking! This idea is just great! SO WHY DON`T WE TRY IT RIGHT AWAY?

>> No.338416

>>338400

lulz. me too.

>> No.338417
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338417

Fuck, we are monsters. What have we done....

>> No.338420

>>338410
>>338390
>>338365
>>338356
>>338339
>>338318
>>338296
>>338284
>>338270
>>338247
>>338241
>>338208
>>338173
>>338155
>>338066

>> No.338421

>>338402
She needs more of a psychotic act, like she actually wants to make you suffer, just for laughs. Think Hannabl Letcher.

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>>338417

This picture. I`ll be taking it.

>> No.338426

>>338417
Lookin' kinda Roa there, Alice

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338429

>>338422
k. I have more, just let me post them.

>> No.338430

>>338410
Yes, I agree, try it on one of those "Scumbags".

>> No.338433

>>338369
Anonymous always was the doll. Imagine Alice in her hermit cabin in the woods, sitting at her crafting table. She is surrounded by 50 to 100 identical dolls, all dressed in a suit with a green cloth mask over its head. Imagine these dolls given life, some sitting around discussing the other dolls, some argueing, some fighting amongst each other, some talking to Alice, and even some reciting poetry and whispering sweet nothings to Alice. She even replies back sometimes, playing games with the anonymous.

That is what anonymous is to Alice. A doll. One who can be broken and easily replaced if it gets too annoying. Sometimes, to break up the monotony she will pull out a doll out of the "tripfag" box and let it interact with anonymous, but never for too long before she puts it away.

This is how Alice has coped with the loneliness. she has created all the companionship she needs.

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>>338429
oh damnit, I meant to keep my name off. Ah well.

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>>338421

Haa~...

Oh, hey, look! It`s snowing! Snowing! Hey, anon, why don`t we play outside? Playing in snow is fun~! Let`s do something fun! How does drowining you in a cold lake sound? Will it be fun? Will it, I wonder~?

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>> No.338445

>>338440
Been there, done that. Three times. Try again, faggot. While you're thinking up ways to torture us, I'll be over here, eating your freshly stomped uterus.

>> No.338448

>>338440
Ask Marisa, she was the last one in the lake.

>> No.338450
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>> No.338458
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>>338445

You reaaaally~ want to die, don`t you, Anon? But guess what, I won`t let you die just yet! You are my slave so you have to entertain me! Shanghai! Give him a spoon, let`s if he can chop off his leg with it!

>> No.338460
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>> No.338464
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>> No.338465
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Hey Alice! I came to play ~ze!

>> No.338474

>>338465
Had a nice time in the lake?

>> No.338481
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>> No.338487

FUCK YEAH TSUNTSUN ALICE! YOU'RE THE BEST ROLEPLAYER EVER!

>> No.338490

Jesus christ I just heard an amazing fact.

Alice leaks poop.

>> No.338493

>>338458
Anon is harder than you'll ever be. Anon is braver. Anon is stronger. We've fucked death in its cold, clammy, toothy vagina and come out on top.

>> No.338494
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>>338465

Why don`t you have a sit over there, then? The show is just starting! I`ll make sure that you too will entertain me! Hourai, restrain her! But now let`s enjoy the show!

>> No.338504

>>338487

y thk u

>> No.338510

>>338494
Enjoying smashing your toys, Alice? what will you do when there are none left, I wonder?

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W, what are you doing, ze!?

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>>338493

Then JUST DO IT, MAGGOT! CHOP YOUR LEG OFF! Look, Marisa`s waiting for it too! Do it! Do it! Do it! DO IT OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU!

>> No.338550
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>>338518

Oooh, nothing! Just having some fun! Are you enjoying it? ARE YOU?! IS IT FUN?! IS IT?!

>> No.338559

>>338493
But Alice IS Death. You know, Mystic Square/Paradise Lost parallels and all.

Alice, do you have a cold, clammy, toothy vagina?

>> No.338562

*yawn* Turns out this wasn't as much fun as I thought it was. What a horrible waste of fucking time.

>> No.338563

boring.

>> No.338576

>>338322
>>338319
>>338317
>>338314
>>338311
>>338308
>>338307

I would never hurt you like that, Alice! Just reading that made me disgusted! I love you with all my heart Alive, please accept my feelings!

>> No.338579

>>338559

reminds me of that movie

"Teeth" or something

>> No.338586

>>338576

gb2/derederealicethread/

>> No.338587

VAGINA DENTATA. /tg/ knows a lot about the subject.

>> No.338607

>>338563
Everything becomes boring after a while. That`s why >>338550 was my last post in this thread.

>> No.338612

>>338607
No, this is your last post.

>> No.338616

>>338612

lol diffirent names

>> No.338619

ALICE I WANT YOU TO VIOLATE ME!

>> No.338625
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You youkai are all alike after all, aren't you. Tch. Hold still, I'll try to make this painless.

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>> No.338628

>>338619
it`s over dumbass. gb2bed

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Fuck, this won't end well. We are going to have to kill her. Its the only way to release her from this torment.

>> No.338638

>>338628
huhwat

>> No.338644

>>338633

But she seemed to be enjoying herself...

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>>338633

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