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You are working a simple retail job somewhere.

A customer comes in and purchases a number of typical items. He then decides to pay with his or her credit card.

You see that this is the card that they have.

What do you say/do?

>> No.3378784

Challenge him to a game of UNL.

>> No.3378789

"We don't take Visa. Or Ran."

>> No.3378793

I say "What the fuck man, this shit here's a debit card."

>> No.3378791

I ask to see their I.D. as is the policy at my store, I ring up their items, and they are on their way.

>> No.3378795

I say かわいい　カアド，　あにき

>> No.3378797

*grabs dick*

>> No.3378799

"Furfag."

>> No.3378804

Thank him for reminding me of my place, quit my job, and return to my NEET lifestyle.

>> No.3378806

Smirk back at him

>> No.3378808

I ransmirk.jpg

>> No.3378812

Hmm, no one said "genuflect" yet. I'll do that.

>> No.3378814

SUPPA APPROVED

>> No.3378816

Tell him I remember this thread when it came up in February.

>> No.3378818

Yell out CHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.3378820

"No Yakumos Allowed"

>> No.3378822
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3378822

Inform him that he's activated your trap card.

>> No.3378823

I shake his hand and let him know that it is a pleasure doing business with him before letting him swipe his card.

>> No.3378830

>I shake his hand and let him know that it is a pleasure cumming inside before letting him swipe his card.

>> No.3378856

"Some Jay Pee shit or something"

NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE

>> No.3378858

Wow, thanks for this /jp/, I had forgotten that my CC expired in two months. This is my next card.

>> No.3378859

"Creativity..." and then break out in dance.

>> No.3378866

"What level Super Saiyan is that"

>> No.3378872

moan "the pleasure being cummed inside" in japanese while swiping the card

>> No.3378875

>>3378858
Komachi smirk would be better.

>> No.3378876

"Nice card. I play touhou alittle bit myself. Is that all? Thank you for coming. Have a nice day"

I can do this quite well but yet they always hire some bitch who doesn't know jack shit about what he/she's selling instead of me

>> No.3378881

I wonder why anyone would use such a shitty bank.

>> No.3378882

I'd rather have a card that has Captain Planet on it.
Then I can say "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CAPTAIN PLANET!" whenever I buy stuff.

>> No.3378885
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3378885

>>3378882

>> No.3378886

>>3378882

OH DAMNIT!

>> No.3378888

1)Put japanesebirdcookingspaghetti.jpg pic on credit card.
2)Go to large retail store that sells pets and food (meijer)
3) Buy bird
4) Buy Spaghetti
5) Hand card to clerk
6) ???
7) Loss of funds

>> No.3378892

>>3378782
I ask him why he hasn't upgraded to Yukarin yet.

>> No.3378914

>>3378888
I...this is my dream

>> No.3378940

Why isn't there a kinzosmirk.png for my gold advantage credit card ;_;

>> No.3378951

>>3378940
If you get a Kinzo gold card, you need to somehow get his eyes into two of the zeros in your card number.

>> No.3378957

>>3378888
>japanesebirdcookingspaghetti.jpg

>> No.3378964

>>3378951
Post appropriate kinzo images, my card number is perfect for this.

>> No.3378968

>>3378888
It's penne rigate.jpg fool.

>> No.3378987

>>3378964

What's your card number?

>> No.3378995

>>3378987
Hohoho.

>> No.3379026

Have a picture of Dawson on my card so I can say "Why is the price so shitty?"

>> No.3379046

I'd probbably laugh a little, give him an 'Oh you' look, and continue to serve him like I would any other customer.

>> No.3379048
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3379048

>Sorry Sir, but your account doesn't exist

>> No.3380478

>>3378882

Best post all night.

>> No.3380482

How can you get a customized cards?

>> No.3380494

I hide my powerlevel and proceed as usual.

>> No.3380496

>>3378782
"You like those Japanese cartoons? LOL, what a fag!"

>> No.3380499 [DELETED] 

>>3378782
I feel like a soulmate to OP.
> Save the English language on the Internet: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE

>> No.3380504

"I like the Prismrivers."

>> No.3380511

I ask him if he is interested in a game of pretend.

>> No.3380534

>>3380482
Many banks have 'design your own card' products. I would know, I actually work as a BA for retail products at a bank.

It's a seperate file that gets sent to the embossing vendor along with your embosser file.

>> No.3380536

>>3380534
I'll need to do a research on that later.
I want my card with Luvia on it.

>> No.3380537

well that's quite all right with me...

>> No.3380538

"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN"

>> No.3380550

>>3380536
http://www.designmycard.com.au/

Donno about Thailand though

>> No.3380555

There is no 10 tons of gold, just a gold credit card with a wing emblem on it.

>> No.3380588

>>3380511
Pretend?

>> No.3380613

I would take down the customer's name, then ask to see ID. I would take down their address.

I would anonymously report them to a pedophile police hotline from a payphone.

>> No.3380629
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3380629

I'd be strongly tempted to authorize the card by sliding it down my pants.

>> No.3380638
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3380638

>> No.3380673

Many of the banks/carriers don't allow copyrighted material on custom cards just fyi.

Be subtle

>> No.3380678

>>3380673

>Touhou

>copyrighted

>> No.3380693

>>3380678

I said the second word but not the first???

>> No.3380694

>>3380678
It is.

>> No.3380706

>>3380694
Use pixiv fanart

>> No.3380712

>>3380693
The context (OP's pic) says the first.

>> No.3380720

>>3380678

(c) ZUN all rights reserved
don't you play the games?

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>>3380706
But ZUN art is the best...

>> No.3380791

>>3380721
Houraisan is the best!

Mokou is the best tsundere, too!

>> No.3381524

I doubt the smirks are under copyright.

>> No.3381544

>>3380629
I wonder if the clerk would complain about that card being sticky.

>> No.3381560

>>3380720
But Zun copyright allow you to make use of his thing as long as you don't profit of them.

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