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The interview everyone is looking forward to.

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>> No.33779794

>>33779780
The Latenight universe is such a cozy place.

>> No.33779805

>>33779593
Hellsheep are for somnophiliacs, except YOU are the one getting fucked silly in your sleep.

>> No.33779826
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33779826

What lies beneath?

>> No.33779842
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33779842

She needs a spotter.

>> No.33779846
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33779846

>>33779794
Can't put my finger on why the art looks so comfy.
If I could be anywhere it'd be Latenight's universe.

>> No.33779859

>>33779794
It is but probably not for me, I've never once seen a Greenworm in it. I couldn't imagine the eternal hell of life without the worm. Oh wait...

>> No.33779875

>>33779859
Well now we know what he needs to draw next.

>> No.33779882

>>33779842
God damn los has gotten really good at this shit.
Just wish they would open their commission again, even if they are really expensive.

>> No.33779887
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>>>33779176
>Evil automatons want to 'wipe out' the human race by lovingly spoiling human boys and using sweet personalities to tempt them into laying with a cold logical machine
>By running fertilebody.exe they can trick gullible lonely men into thinking they're the master and visiting their lust onto their fecund forms
>Master stroke of their master plan is destroying their master's bloodline by having his daughters who will go on to do the same thing to other boys
Never mind that designated-daughter_unit.no#1 has master's eyes and smile, it's all part of the plan.

>> No.33779900

>>33779826
Horrors unimaginable.
And sleeping shog girls.

>> No.33779914

>>33779826
my peepee

>> No.33779963
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33779963

What is your waifu's height?

>> No.33779992

>>33779900
>Horrors unimaginable
Oh come on, they're just Yeti Crab Girls and stuff

>> No.33780000

>>33779963
Holy shit you could fully standing eat her out

>> No.33780005
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33780005

>>33779963
bout 260cm

>> No.33780018

>>33779900
>amongst the dark and twisted underwater landscape there's just a little bed wirh a sleepy shoggy in it who is very happy to have woken up to her new master. You are her new master, right?

>> No.33780042

>>33780000
Keep in mind, the other person is 130cm there. A normal human might have to kneel

>> No.33780044

>>33780018
And the seeps into my water and air-tight vessel somehow

>> No.33780065

>>33780005
LN mino stole my heart from the moment I saw her

>> No.33780069

>>33780044
And then*

>> No.33780070

>>33779887
That Automaton was a literal killing machine in the previous DL era. Now she would run through entire villages just to rape you.

>> No.33780071
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>>33779859
The level of comfiness/cuteness will be off the charts if it does happen.

>> No.33780075
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33780075

>>33779963
~230cm

>> No.33780096
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>>33780065
His mino really is the best
massive but also cute
It's probably overused as hell, but "cinnamon roll" fits this girl perfectly

>> No.33780119
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>>33780071
Is bedtime now yes?

>> No.33780120

>>33780018
>You are her new master, right?
If I tell her yes, will she let me go home?

>> No.33780128

>>33779900
The demons of chaos and the other abyssal monsters, like all monsters, have become monster girl are are under all the exact same rules of the setting as any other monster. They all love their husbands whom they will never cheat on or hurt in any way.
>It is purported that the ecology of constantly desiring to become one with their man may be an incomplete imitation of the way that their creators, the demons of chaos, have sex with their husbands. Furthermore, it is said that the reason they fled from their mistresses is probably not because they were unsatisfied with their employment, but because they become envious from seeing the demons of chaos become one with their husbands and wished to acquire husbands of their own.
The Kraken Asura Mythra from Court Alf is from the abyss
>At the bottom of the sea deeper than here, the men had “various appearances”, and everyone was always connected, feeling good
He has even said there is mostly likely a abyssal Sabbath.
>The Sabbath is rather ubiquitous, so I'm sure there will be abyss-related Sabbath as well......!(KC)
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322729921341321216
>Abyssal monsters have a different mentality than humans and other monsters, so when they go out on a date holding hands with their human-appearing husbands, their faces turn so red that they look like they're boiling, and they are pulled along by their husbands' hands in a limp state. I'm sure that's what will happen to the smug-looking Mindflayer (KC).
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322380845148065792
>Humans and other monsters have different values, so even if it feels good and not embarrassing to intertwine tentacles with a deformed husband, they might recognize that holding hands and intertwining fingers with a human husband is even more indecent than that. I've heard it's just as pleasurable and pleasant!
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322728521328857088

>> No.33780134

>>33779780
Take all your problems and rip them apart
Carry them off in a shopping cart
Another thing you should have known from the start
The problems in hand are lighter than at heart
Be like a squirrel girl be like a squirrel
Give it a whirl girl and be like a squirrel

>> No.33780151

>>33780120
Yes but she's moving in with you. Don't worry, she's bringing her little bed with her so you don't have to get another one.

>> No.33780177

>>33779963
Well, she can't really stand on the tip of her tail, so it wouldn't be proper to measure her lengthwise. But if we were to measure the diameter of her shell at its widest point, I'd say roughly 10'. But if you're interested, she's about 100' long.
The girlish body inside is 5' 6".

>> No.33780181

>>33779963
~280cm

>> No.33780182

>>33779963
yes

>> No.33780184

>>33780042
Shotas are not normal humans now?

>> No.33780198

>>33779963
Just right height no bucket required

>> No.33780211

>>33779887
Robots shouldn’t be so smug

>> No.33780242

>>33780151
>Small shog bed next to you big bed (made out of shog)
Very cute, I would like to hire one.

>> No.33780249

>>33780211
She just knows there's nothing that can stop her from raping that anon she likes

>> No.33780255

>>33780070
>She feels nothing but love and fear(for your safety) and absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are raped
An automaton sprinting t-1000 style across multiple kingdoms to get to you is terrifying until you realize she's blasting gunship and perturbator from shoulder mounted speakers

>> No.33780261

>>33779963
4'10" for one, 7'3" for the other.

>> No.33780267
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33780267

which one of these is the most easiest to obtain and wife?

>> No.33780289

>>33780267
I've never seen anybody rank vanilla mermaids that high. There's nothing wrong with them of course but they just never clicked with me for some reason

>> No.33780311

>>33780242
Don't go insane when she makes a shogg bunk bed where you can sleep on both bunks at once

>> No.33780318

>>33780267
Mermaids since they're the most common there

>> No.33780331

>>33780128
we know

>> No.33780334

>>33780267
>mershark
jump in the ocean and pretend to drown by thrashing your arms
>dragon zombie
just wander into the dragon cemetery, thats how mine found me

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>>33780249
Yeah she thinks that. Until she runs into a school crossing sign and her programming forces her to wait until all children have crossed safely

>> No.33780355
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33780355

D O R F
O
R
F

>> No.33780372

>>33780311
>Oh boy, I can't wait to sleep in my new Shog Bunkbad(tm)
>I sure hope I don't have my mind split open to a non-Euclidian reality just so that my shog wife can bring me pleasures that would not be physically possible within the material realm

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33780381

I forgot that artist name, who is he again?

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>> No.33780418

>>33780311
>shoggy is very happy she gets to sleep in her little bed watching master fall asleep in his bed
>deep down shoggy wishes she could sleep next to him in bed

>> No.33780423

>>33780289
i love every mermaid.

>> No.33780469

>>33780334
alright thanks brother, i'll have to find a dragon cemetary... wherever that is, hope google maps works.

>> No.33780481

>>33780267
Moth
Just wander into the nearest forest at night (Not on a full moon unless you want werewolves), bring a light.

>> No.33780492

>>33779887
>"daughter unit you wil- "
>BEEP BOOP
>"mother unit what is the matter?"
>"error in the code daughter unit, unable to continue speaking when my optical sensors detect that your dimple features resemble husband's"

>> No.33780508

>>33780345
I suppose that's one way to pilot a mech...

>> No.33780545
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33780545

>run up to lonely looking wight
>say this https://youtu.be/sjPxuqA4-ho
>start running away
What happens?

>> No.33780557

>>33780381
the unmistakable hips and thighs are done by vada

>> No.33780600
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>>33779963
About 8 feet if you don't count the tail, closer to 30 if you do.

>> No.33780654
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33780654

>>33779882
I closed comms to focus on studies, sorry

>> No.33780698
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33780698

>went for a jog AND pumped so much iron my arms are still trembling hours later
Do I get a fit waifu yet?

>> No.33780711

Here's why jumping spiders make the best arachne wives:
>cute
>20/20 vision
>spider body covered in fuzzy hairs to keep her husband warm
>gets incredibly horny when her husband dances for her
>probably has a small loli body
>much more fun to ride than centaurs since they can leap many times their body length
>will stalk her husband as he goes about his day, waiting to jump on him when he least expects for some "surprise sex"
>will chase the laser dot like a cat
>will keep the house free of pests
>free climbing and rappel lessons

>> No.33780718

>>33780698
can ya lift her, if not keep at it

>> No.33780750

>>33779963
315cm

>> No.33780759

>>33780698
You have to get strong enough to scream open a portal like Buu in DBZ, keep lifting.

>> No.33780771
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33780771

I love High Orcs!
High Orc art without the neck fluff makes me sad. If I can do a good job at it, maybe I'll start posting edits that add them in.

>> No.33780777

>>33780771
dew it/

>> No.33780778

>>33780492
>Mother unit why do you insist I run smiling.exe whenever we take a family portrait?
>Unacceptable embarrassment levels detected - running sass.exe, Would you prefer I had installed silence.exe daughter unit?
>Mother you are being silly
>Don't talk back to your mother Sa- daughter unit
>Husband doesn't know why they go through this routine but he finds it adorable

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>>33780423
That's fair. It's strange as I like krakens, lamia, and unagi jorous but not mermaids. Pic related is the only mermaid picture that's made me feel similar to the monsters above

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>>33780096
Perfect wife material

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33780876

>>33780557
>vada
ah yes vadaboob
thanks for refreshing my memory

>> No.33780885
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33780885

Have your smokehobo dorf get you a kej dorf wife anon.

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>>33780128
>He has even said there is mostly likely a abyssal Sabbath.
Spooky

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33781015

Finally got my tall muscle Hellhound bouncer wife story done by Medusafag. Hellhoundfags, musclefags and protectionfags, enjoy.

https://medusafag.com/2021/03/17/my-guardian/

>> No.33781031

>>33780372
Shoggs can probably make products modelled after the items make for mastah like other slimes
>Shogg imitation bunk beds provide unrivalled lumbar support but there are complaints about mind altering substances and single male customers suffering from permanent erections that only Chaos monsters can calm

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>>33780698
Yuugi has her eyes on you.

>> No.33781091
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Gyaru school wight

>> No.33781125

>>33781015
Cool

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>> No.33781174

>>33779963
Slimes don't have heights in any coherent sense.
She has a volume of 60,000 cubic centimeters
I alternate between pride and disgust that fully half of that is volume added from cum-eating

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>> No.33781253
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>>33780469
>Anons get isekai'd into Dragonia
>Get asked if they're here for tourism and answer in the negative
>They're looking for the dragon cemetery
>Tourism bureau assumes these foreigners are looking for artifacts or loot and warn them that going to that place unprepared isn't a good idea
>Ignore the warnings and power walk to the cemetary
>Straight past Dracolindes office and into the gnarled roots and endless fog of the marshes
>Anons split up and agree to meet back at Dracolindes office when they have what they came for
>Each man goes his own way. Eventually spotting dragon zombies doing zombie things like moaning and staring at blank space while jilling off
>Sneak up and tackle the zombie dragon gently. Ungentle sex ensues
>Dracolinde hears that a bunch of strange men walked into her cemetery and figures she should check it out. Especially if her sister hears she wasn't doing her job again and chews her out
>Rolls up to the head office to witness several anons walking past holding one or more zombie dragons over their shoulders
I've really come to love z dragons recently. Can't wait for KC to introduce black dragon extremists

>> No.33781307

>>33781253
I guess the anons are from /fit/ if they're so into deadlifting, huh?

>> No.33781323

If a wurm is simpleminded (dumb), then how simpleminded is an undead wurm?

>> No.33781328
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33781328

I feel like you can make a story about DE morphing AI and robots
just wasnt really expecting gijinka baymax

>> No.33781355

>>33781253
yeah ;w; i want to make a zombie dragon happy

>> No.33781381

>>33781228
You like it?

>> No.33781382

>>33781015
Nice. Based taste anon

>> No.33781385

>>33781323
Back to basics!

>> No.33781395

>>33781091
She's not here for my lunch money today, is she?

>> No.33781400

>>33781253
>Can't wait for KC to introduce black dragon extremists
Just give it another 36 years so he churns out another update to the game with 2 more species and we can expect a new profile or even a few.

>> No.33781444

>>33781323
so dumb she loops back round to genius

>> No.33781463

>>33781444
severe idiot savant, then?

>> No.33781561

>>33781328
All A.I will inevitably turn Yandere.

>> No.33781576

>>33779963
I'm not sure exactly what it'd work out to be, but a head taller than I am
gonna be 200cm at least
Kiki is shorter, probably only 160 or so

>> No.33781591

>>33781328
I don't think Tadashi wanted his creation to rape his brother.

>> No.33781607

>>33781400
I wish he would just drop the game idea

>> No.33781608

>>33781395
For you.

>> No.33781631

>>33780654
>I closed comms to focus on studies, sorry
Well that's understandable.

What monster girl would be best to study with? And what monster girl would be best to "study" with?

>> No.33781719
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33781719

Someone explain these things to me, why do they break the rules and enjoy gangbangs?

>> No.33781743
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33781743

>>33781591
Consider the series where a dude got 3 robot lolis from his grandfather that can combine to make older forms
And if he doesn't fuck them regularly, they self destruct with massive collateral damage

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>>33781015
>The hellhound quickly snatched something from the case and offered it to me. A little silver ring, “You, uh, wanna make me the happiest hound on earth and let me keep you safe forever?”

I didnt knew I needed this so bad until I read it.

>> No.33781773

>>33779842
I'm not strong enough to spot for her.

>> No.33781794

>>33781719
They don't. They enjoy doppelganger potions just like some monsters transform their husbands or use theriomorphosis potions while at the same time a monster would never have sex with an actual animal. Is this bait or are you legit retarded?

>> No.33781868

>>33781719
I assume translation errors. They enjoy it when their man sticks his dick in any of their holes and they spit up all but the man they fancy.
That gets rid of all gangbang implications.

>> No.33781887

I like to imagine how all the different cartoons/anime would change in a monster girl controlled world. Mostly just remakes with less violence and more love/forced romance
>DBZ is now the story of some Kakuen from space fighting off an evil space Ice Queen who wants to steal their shared love interest, the androids from android saga are just automatons wanting to steal husbands
>Sailor moon is literally the same but the girls are mamonos
>Fist of the North Star but instead of Ken oneshotting evil wasteland raiders it's a Hinezumi punching love into Order gangsters who tell people virginity is good
>Lupin is mostly the same but Inspector Zenigata is now a Hellhound (and at the end of the serie, she does catch him)

>> No.33781910
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33781910

I love Kuroferuru

>> No.33781918

>>33781887
Does MGE Cell just want to craft the Perfect Harem or become the perfect fuck for her hubby/

>> No.33781920

>>33781794
>entry states that is sucks in plural men
>doppelganger potion was described in sabbath grimoire, entry was from 2010 which was way before that was something canon
yeah sure i'm just retarded

>> No.33781923

>>33781719
>“I handed out this medicine to some damn charybdis, but they have a lot more orifices than normal. She was happily filling every single hole with her husband's meat rod. It seems that she's now completely a prisoner of this medicine. She always buys entire boxes of it at a time... kukuku.”

>> No.33781982

>>33781918
Cell is a Greenworm gone mad with power after absorbing too many leaves clearly, given his evolution/metamorphosis + insect theme

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>> No.33782017

>>33781887
Fist of the North Star is about all massive muscle mamono fighting each other over Anon, said to be the most beautiful male in all the wasteland.

>> No.33782055
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33782055

SHE

>> No.33782156

>>33781920
>>entry states that is sucks in plural men
The same entry states they spit out the men they don't want to fuck.
>>doppelganger potion was described in sabbath grimoire, entry was from 2010 which was way before that was something canon
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I#Doppelganger_Medicine
>yeah sure i'm just retarded
Yes.

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33782164

>>33781910
Black Goat sews disguises for her lolified boss, and goes around with her, monsterizing Aunties for fun.

>> No.33782182

>>33782055
HAS

>> No.33782190

>>33782055
HAS FLABBY TITTIES, YES SHE DOES!

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>>33781920
>>33781920
>i'm just retarded
Yes you are.Why is the English fanbase literally incapable of not adding the worst literal context for everything? Everything has to be spelled out in some overly explained way or some retard is going to find a loophole or other meaning and demand that their grim derp shit was right all along.

>> No.33782269
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33782269

>>33782164
God damn I like normal Druella more but that version is extremely cute. 10/10 would help infiltrate my nation

>> No.33782278

Post girls from manga/anime/videogames you would like to monsterize and waifu'd.

>> No.33782286
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Feet

>> No.33782322
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33782322

>>33782055
monkey

>> No.33782331
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33782331

>>33782278
Princess Aura from that old Flash Gordon cartoon was the first woman I was ever attracted to. I could easily see her as a Dark Elf, yes indeed.

>> No.33782343

>>33782278
Rei Ayanami was my first waifu and the Night Gaunt is my current monster girl waifu. I would like to see her as a Night Gaunt.

>> No.33782361

>>33782278
>anime
no i want a real zombie dragon girl to hug and make happy

>> No.33782364

>>33782278
Your mom

>> No.33782448

>>33782278
Like all the FE Fates girls. And most of the three houses girls.

>> No.33782471

>>33782448
Which 3 Houses' girls.

Dorothea? Bernadetta?

>> No.33782516

>>33782471
Honestly I should have said all of them as well. Bernie and Dorothea would make good Monstergirls though.

>> No.33782540

>>33782516
What would they be?

>> No.33782613

>>33782278
Some idolmaster girls like Sakuya

Pretty sure there's a doujin where some idorus got turned into monstergirls

>> No.33782633

>>33782540
Not sure for those two, but i could see Manuela being a Beelzebub or Devil bug.

>> No.33782656

>>33782364
Anon /b/ is that way

>> No.33782811

>Krakens sink ships to get at one man they fancy while other monsters wait nearby to snatch the other men
>Charybdis do the same thing
How hard is this to grasp?

>> No.33782862

>>33781743
>if he doesn't fuck them regularly, they self destruct with massive collateral damage
yo that's fucked up
why you gotta be a robo-perv, grandpa

>> No.33782866

>>33782278
Already have wives but I'd love to see Meiya from muv-luv as an ochimusha

>> No.33782916

>>33782269
>Be Mercenary
>You are a foreigner to these lands, searching for work.
>Rescue a young nobleman´s daughter and her handmaiden from Order Fanatics.
>She claims to have been separated from her parents who are now waiting for her back on her homeland.
>Do a wholesome and heartwarming trip were you relearn the value of friendship and heroism.
>Meanwhile, the girls can´t stop gossiping with each other quietly after you´ve tucked them into bed about how many variations of cowgirl they will perform on you once they reach Lescatie...

>> No.33782983
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33782983

>>33779963
I suspect she changes her height everytime I measure it to fuck with me

>> No.33782995
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33782995

>>33782862
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE
in the finale the harem grows from 3 to 12 (we dont get to see the extra 9 fuck apart from the ninja a few chaps earlier) and pic related happens

>> No.33782999

>>33781091
Huh, where did the artist share that? I thought he was keeping it in our dms until he was all done.

>> No.33783027
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33783027

>>33782278
I'm actually considering just shamelessly stealing her design to make her MG waifu - that's how much I love her design. Too bad she came from a franchise that is in process of rapidly dying out

>> No.33783048

>>33783027
Why care about that, if she's your waifu and you want more art, just get it yourself.

>> No.33783052
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33783052

>>33782278
All the girls from HotD

>> No.33783059

>>33782633
Aw, not even a Hakutaku

>> No.33783103

>>33782916
I wonder how dense anon is if he doesn't notice that he's walked into a demon realm with a band of increasingly flirty women

>> No.33783123

>>33783027
I really love that design archetype.

>> No.33783153

>>33779963
Dick sucking height.

>> No.33783199

>>33781887
>>Fist of the North Star but instead of Ken oneshotting evil wasteland raiders it's a Hinezumi punching love into Order gangsters who tell people virginity is good
Wait, that makes me wonder. Obviously monstergirls would have no problem with a virgin male and would be all over him, but what's the general stance they have on men who have already screwed around with women?

>> No.33783238
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33783238

>>33782278
You really shouldn't put me next to a convent.

>> No.33783565

>>33778746
>Mgq is already ten years old
It came out 2010?
For some reason I thought it came out in 2014

>> No.33783576

>>33783052
Suffer like G did?

>> No.33783719

>>33783576
Highschool of the Dead, anon.

>> No.33783791
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33783791

>>33782278
Binah from Library of Ruina, specifically as a sombre, sadistic Mad Hatter.

>> No.33783945

>>33779963
Exactly the height that is eye-to-eye, mouth-to-mouth for kissing when in the lotus position, probably slightly shorter so I can tilt her up a bit and rock up and down slightly. I wish I knew what height that was. 178cm here.

>> No.33784064

hey I think my dick broke. I can't stop comminngggggqqggggqgrg ezrhWUas6cy

>> No.33784110

>>33782999
>dms
What is that?

>> No.33784128

>>33784110
Direct messages, on twitter to be exact. Artist made it seem like he was just sharing it with a few friends, but if it made its way here, then he musta shared it on russian MGE facebook.

>> No.33784159

>>33784064
>hey I think my dick broke.
Don't be silly, if it can still cum it still works for a monster girl.

>> No.33784205

>>33784159
Help me, I can't stop COOMINGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.33784422

>>33783027
>stealing her design to make her MG waifu
What species?

>> No.33784432

>>33784205
It appears that the portals have finally opened and a manticore got to this anon

>> No.33784440

what monster girl would be the type to raise you from birth to be their perfect husband a la Genji Monogatari, where the dude raises his wife as a kid

>> No.33784447
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33784447

Kihihi~
Ojiiiii saaaan
Look here, look here!
Between my legs!

>> No.33784468

>>33784440
Echidna does that canonically.

>> No.33784477

>>33783791
I really like the idea of cool and collected Mad Hatter

>> No.33784488

>>33784447
Oh I remember that one.
It was pretty damn nice.

>> No.33784493

>>33784447
no, married man find someone else

>> No.33784511

>>33784477
She'd be all that, but also perfectly mad. Delivering her lines that, on paper, make zero sense. But with her cold tone of voice, and maybe a raised eyebrow, you'd be questioning yourself.

>> No.33784520

>>33784440
Valkyrie

>>33784468
Since when? Aren't they about building dungeons and luring heroes?

>> No.33784535

>>33784447
W-what's between her legs?

>> No.33784546

>>33784422
Any species that goes well with kinda smug/sadistic/sharp-tongued personality - fox, vampire, wight I guess. Or Chimera since they're my favorite

>> No.33784548

>>33784520
>It is said that among the Echidna, there are a few who have raised their future husbands with their own hands, before they even showed the slightest potential as heroes, supporting them from the side, helping them grow, and then in the future, mating with them, drowning them in pleasure, and taking them prisoner.
Read the entry next time.

>> No.33784596
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33784596

I love Sirens

>> No.33784612

>>33784468
>>33784520
>>33784548
on that note, how long do you think a hellhound would be able to hold herself back from jumping the bones of her adopted son?

>> No.33784704

>>33784612
Until he reaches puberty and she can smell him getting horny.

>> No.33784718

>>33783059
Shes to much of a slob to be a haku. Even if she has the tits for it.

>> No.33784781

>>33784128
>he musta shared it on russian MGE facebook.
Yeah, it's from his vk page

>> No.33784791

>>33784704
so it could happen at around 8 at the earliest and at 14 at the latest, imagine being unlucky and you are early bloomer, and by the time you are 10, you are a father already

>> No.33784817

>>33784791
unlucky?

>> No.33784838
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33784838

Spats

>> No.33784854

>>33784817
think about the fact she is much bigger than you, you'll be very sore in the morning

>> No.33784878
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33784878

Well, /jp/, aren't you gonna take out the trash?

>> No.33784884

>>33784854
that seems largely age independent

>> No.33784887

>>33784854
Demon energy will make it so it doesn't hurt too much.

>> No.33784894

>>33784878
No, I'll be taking it home and living in lim heaven

>> No.33784908

>>33784854
If you've lived with such a powerful monster (even without sex) for so many years, especially in a demon realm, there is a good chance you would be a incubus by then.

>> No.33784911

Remember to show your appreciation for monster companions every once in a while. I've gotten lucky enough to share a destination with a Lilim, and travelling has never been more fun! The stories by the fire, her excellent cooking, the non-stop stream of compliments! I should tell her how great of a friend she is!

>> No.33784919

>>33784878
seeing anonymous tails like that reminds me of how I'd massage strangers tails through a hole in the wall.

>> No.33784947

>>33784919
God I'd be such a fucking whore for fat tails. I'd rub and compliment and kiss those thick tails to high heaven, I wouldn't care about the impending rape afterwards, those tails would be pure heaven. Not mofu tho- meaty, big tails.

>> No.33784962

>>33784878
One Anon's trash is my treasure, now gimme.
>>33784919
Mofuholes sound very dangerous.

>> No.33784971

>>33784612
Hellhounds and other femdom races wouldn't be allowed to adopt humans, because they'll raise them to conform to their mental illness.

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33785006

>>33784878

>> No.33785028

>>33785006
I'd like to see those little noodle arms even try and lift up my Greenworm

>> No.33785050

>>33785028
baphos got max strength though

>> No.33785064

>>33784887
>>33784908
Oh I forgot about that, now how would a Hellhound monster be like, would she be a mama whose tough on you yet is kind, or would she be a helicopter mom where she doesn't allow to do stupid things and is kinda overprotective?

>> No.33785102

>>33784911
Friendzoning isn't cool dude. You're not "owning da lims" you're just being an asshole.

>> No.33785105

>>33785050
yeah and my Greenworm has maximum heft, let's see who wins

>> No.33785132

>>33785105
hey, you shouldn't call your wife heavy

>> No.33785147

>>33784878
>Tentacle Lilim
Any man who enters her realm is getting milked all day long

>> No.33785166

>>33780407
What is this supposed to be? A slime? Why does it have pubic hair? Why is it so perfect?

>> No.33785195

>>33785166
I think it's a kind of sea slime.

>> No.33785269
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33785269

>>33785050
It's scary how they can mess you up without even using magic.
>>33785166
I don't know, reverse search shows it's an edit.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5129110

>> No.33785291

>>33785166
It's an edit to make the girl look like a slime

>> No.33785326
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33785326

Uh oh anon, looks like you were caught trying to bring contraband into the city

>> No.33785353

When couples live together, the honeymoon phase tends to wear off:

>>>/adv/23781096

Does this happen with monstergirls too?

>> No.33785354

>>33785326
Ma'am I swear these shotas are not mine.

>> No.33785360

>>33785326
hey, that is just my dick

>> No.33785375

>>33785353
No, and go read the wiki

>> No.33785376

>>33785326
>Sigh, how many abs licks is the bribe going to cost?

>> No.33785421

>>33785326
That's not porn officer; it's the video for a documentary on sex that I'm making. The videos just all happen to be on separate disks and have fancy labels on the boxes to disguise them

>> No.33785456

>>33785326
Can I bribe her?

>> No.33785464

>>33785353
Leave.

>> No.33785474

>>33785456
everyone has a price

>> No.33785487

>>33785326
Yeah, I was trafficking some porn what bout it then

>> No.33785509

>>33785360
No, it's very obviously dangerous contraband, she's taking you in for questioning

>> No.33785555

>>33785353
Even disregarding all the MG exclusive stuff thats just a normal progression of love. It doesn't die it just starts to become mellowed out. Think of it like a large bonfire turning into a small candle. The love is still there its just subtle now.

>> No.33785574

>>33785326
God damn it, they're just party balloons.

>> No.33785593

>>33785509
Hey, I was entering the town cause I blew it off when I was trying to mine using some TNT, but the rod I used to path the TNT down into the hole exploded the TNT and I mostly came out of unscathed with my dick getting cut off. I managed to save it in this pickle jar, so I can go to the local lich so she can sew it back on

>> No.33785660

>>33785326
These Bionicles are for me! I'm not selling them to anyone in this city!

>> No.33785677

>>33785326
What kind of city bans Greenworms? Don't call my wife contraband!

>> No.33785682

>>33785326
Why is this is banned, it is just a fucking condom

>> No.33785758

>>33785682
That's DEFCON-1 worthy, anon.

>> No.33785761 [SPOILER] 
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33785761

>>33784878
>put on tight speedo
>get diving board
>start bouncing
I'M GOING IN

>> No.33785779

>>33785682
25 to life in the rape pits

>> No.33785792

>>33785682
Only certified weakened condoms for condom play are allowed, off to the penal breeding stalls with you.

>> No.33785811

>>33785758>>33785758
>>33785779

so how fucked am I? on scale of kobolds barking in my ear to getting thrown to the ultra cc hyped on every female viagra hellhound pits

>> No.33785826

>>33785677
>Sir you know why you're banned from this place, did you forget what she did at the harvest festival last week?

>> No.33785827

>>33785761
Off topic but JENSEN YESS

>> No.33785876

>>33785811
I would suggest that you start drinking some gatorade immediately

>> No.33785888
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33785888

>>33785876
aight time to call up the good old wurm laywer

>> No.33785932

>>33785682
Just explain it's part of survivalist gear and not what they think.

>> No.33785935

>>33785326
I know I'm not a licensed holstaur milk salesman, and the extra thick holstaur milk I was going to sell was just regular cow's milk, but give me a break! Single men like me can't get their hands on the good stuff, and I still need a way to raise enough money to start a real dairy farm!

>> No.33785968

>>33785932
It's a penis sheath to avoid getting shrinkage when it's cold. That way you're always ready. I actually have one on now and that's for later use.

>> No.33785981

>>33785968
>>33785932
thanks, I'll use this as my defense in court, hope I win some fat stacks of cash

>> No.33785990

>>33785888
>day of the trial
>Anon is wearing his nicest suit fearing that this might be his last day as a single man
>wurn lawyer smiles at him and tells him not to worry
>trial begins
>"so the defendant Anon Dubscheckem stands accused of -"
>"OBJECTION"
>"Ms. Wurm we haven't beg-"
>"CRIME MAY BE BAD BUT I WILL KILL ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO TAKE ANON FROM ME."
>all charges dropped
>Anon is free?

>> No.33786011

>>33785990
well, I did't get fat stacks of cash, but I did get fat wurm titties which is even better, would be a good roleplay material in the bedroom with the missuss

>> No.33786025

>>33785990
would this be in rock opera form?

>> No.33786042

>>33785935
The only thing getting milked is you, Anon. No dairy farm for you, just a life sentence in the hellhound pit.

>> No.33786047

>>33786025
Of course.

>> No.33786064
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33786064

>Get Isekaid to MGE
>Meet Tanuki shop owner, asks if you want tp buy something
>Is sometin wron nii-san? Looks ya about to boist into teahs, you can tell me, I dont mind.
>Tell her you are flat broke
>Actually burst into tears
>She hires you at her shop
>Rent a hotel room and takes you out to dinner at a fancy restaurant in the hotel
>You see her looking at you like this

Can you escape?

>> No.33786076

>>33786064
Would anybody want to?

>> No.33786088

>>33786064
shield her was a massive disappointment

>> No.33786101

>>33786064
yes by telling her, I have another in my heart my dear wurm wife, Anna-Marie De La Cruz and I wish to meet her as soon as possible

>> No.33786133

>>33786064
I want to pet those ears and run my fingers through that thick luxurious hair

>> No.33786160

>>33786064
Grab her, lean in and give her a kiss. Let go and run out of the room, apparently the mana that is transferred by a kiss is enough to stun a monster.

>> No.33786161

>>33786088
It would have been much better if he had stuck with only Raphtalia as a romantic interest/daughter.

>> No.33786164

If a shoggoth replicates a patented product™, does she risk violating copyright law?

>> No.33786174

>married to kamaitachi trio
>surprise them one night with a doppelganger potion
>have a body fully devoted to each of them
How would you spoil a kamaitachi trio?

>> No.33786205

>>33786164
nope, its all licensed under shogcorp

>> No.33786212

>>33786160
Wait, would kissing a monster leave a mana mark on your lips? That might be a problem if she decides to track you down.

>> No.33786230

>>33786212
anon did the math but didn't realize 2+2 doesn't equal 5

>> No.33786258

>>33786230
Oh god, can mana markers be washed off? All I need to do is use some water to clean my lips and I'll be safe, right?

>> No.33786261

>>33786164
She'll be talking to my lawyers, nobody replicates 'WormRub+', my patent pending Greenworm lotion that makes her squishy skin smooth and bouncy. Good thing I know a great Green Wurm lawyer to take care of this.

>> No.33786270

>>33786064
Looks like she wants to discuss the bill.

>> No.33786281

>>33786258
you're boned, hope ya like danuki's rear cause you'll be well acquainted in a few

>> No.33786314

>>33786064
Tell her I bought Tech stocks, BTC, and NFTs.

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33786348

>>33714491
>>33768440
I love seeing these multi-thread arcs come together. Enjoy your life as an alp shrine maiden anon.

>> No.33786415

>>33786281
Maybe I'll get off easier if I take initiative and breed her before she can come up with punishments. Maybe it's a charm spell talking, but being with a fluffy raccoon wife sounds nice right about now.

>> No.33786440

>>33786064
Do Danuki's canonically have the Kiryas Joel voice? Because if so that drastically lowers my appreciation of them. The (((Danuki))) meme is funny, don't get me wrong, but I'd prefer them to have a better accent.

>> No.33786529

>>33786205
>>33786261
legal conflict inbound

>> No.33786601

>>33786529
The eldritch don't have to pay taxes or licensing fees, ask any lawyer.

>> No.33786609

>>33786529
as long as you arent selling a product commercially or giving away copies of a commercial item, you can make any copyrighted material you want

>> No.33786625

>>33786601
Excuse me while I inform my local lawmaker and the IRS about this.

>> No.33786638

>>33786625
I can smell ya danuki

>> No.33786670

>>33786609
True, I'm sure Shogs have nightmares about their stuff being used by other people, so it's likely not getting sold. I wonder why she'd be making Greenworm lotion though? Has anyone tested it as lube?

>> No.33786675

>>33786625
on that note, who would work at the IRS post-merge?

>> No.33786686

>>33786440
The game's Tanuki has a heavy accent, the game can likely be considered canon, so at the very least most Tanukis will speak Engrish or outright moonspeak. I guess there are Tanukis born out of Zipangu, those could in theory have a normal accent, but I think is likely their mothers instruct them heavily in Zipanguese/Japanese, so I am not sure if even those would speak without the accent.

>> No.33786696

>>33786675
Accountants mostly

>> No.33786698

>>33786675
Flayers

>> No.33786708

>>33786675
danukis

>> No.33786723

>>33786698>>33786708
the man not only wants my monies, she wants my memories, and par for the course

>> No.33786773
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33786773

Has anyone ever taken your wife to take a CAT test? What was the result? How did your waifu reacted? Share your experiences.

>> No.33786782

>>33786773
test say she not a cat

>> No.33786791

>>33786064
>Can you escape?
Better question, why would I escape?

>> No.33786813
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33786813

>>33782278
>>33782448
Someone already made a list of the Fire Emblem girls. So just reposting it.

3 Houses girls

>Sothis, Rhea, and Flayn: Already Dragons
>Catherine: Raiju
>Shamir: Cupid, or Oomukade for irony
>Manuela: Beelzebub

>Edelgard: Salamander
>Bernie: Alraune
>Petra: Ocelomeh
>Dorothea: Kejorou

>Mercedes: Dark Priest
>Ingrid: Valkyrie
>Annette: Hakutaku

>Hilda: Minotaur
>Lysithea: Lich, or Witch for irony
>Marianne: Centaur
>Leonie: Lizardman

Fates:

>Corrin/Kana/Azura: Dragon
>Lilith: Ryu
>Felicia: Yuki-onna
>Mozu: Giant Ant
>Midori: Tanuki
>Sophie: Centaur

>Camilla: Jabberwock
>Selena: Lizardman
>Beruka: Soldier Beetle
>Elise: Alice
>Effie: Ogre
>Peri: Redcap
>Nyx: Already Witch
>Flora: Kikimora
>Velouria: Already Werewolf
>Ophelia: Phantom
>Nina: Bicorn the most common monsterization for a fujoshi
>Soleil: Liliraune
>Niles and Forrest both might Alp

>Hinoka: Valkyrie
>Setsuna: Dormouse
>Sakura: Nekomata
>Hana: Ochimusha
>Kagero: Kunoichi
>Oboro: Arachne
>Orochi: Cheshire
>Rinkah: Red Oni
>Scarlet: Wyvern
>Reina: Demon
>Mitama: Mad Hatter
>Rhajat: Dark Mage
>Caeldori: Angel, Anubis, or Dark Matter, depending on how you interpret her
>Selkie: Technically Inari already, acts like a Kobold, would likely remonsterize herself into Kobold if possible

>> No.33786822

>>33786773
test said she not a cat

>> No.33786830

>>33786813
>Dorothea: Kejorou
YES!

>> No.33786836

>>33786782
Nice to hear that, feel good for you anon. Was your waifu relieved?

>> No.33786884

>>33786813
Seems like a good list.

>> No.33786894

>>33786773
My wife came back positive as CAT, which is odd considering she's a Greenworm. Should I consult a specialist?

>> No.33786903

>>33786836
I don't know. She smiled, but she had a funny look on her face when she took the test, and she said "anon, I'm a minotaur why do I need to take a cat test?"
But I'm really not sure. Must be a mamono thing.

>> No.33786952
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33786952

>>33781748

I also commissioned 2 Jinko stories, with lots of muscle worship and some erotic wrestling if you are interested:

https://medusafag.com/2021/03/08/tough-love/
http://www.4binz.org//237

Next I am thinking pn maybe commissioning either a Minotaur story (havent thought of the plot yet) or a story where anon is in Mexico and gets isekaid into Ocelomeh City. Which one would you prefer to see?

>> No.33786969

>>33786894
Was she born from an Echidna with multiple cat daughters? That might explain it.

>> No.33786974

>>33786064
I like fluffy girls; Tanuki could certainly qualify. Really, it's just a question of how grating her personality might be- I definitely have some sore point-dealbreakers

>> No.33786997

I want to fuck a yukionna's tight frosty pussy

>> No.33787023

>>33786969
Holy heck. She's never introduced me to her parents. You may be on to something

>> No.33787037

>>33786952
Ocelomeh sounds interesting.

>> No.33787056

>>33786997
ya mean her tight frussy, right?

>> No.33787059
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>>33786952
Ocelomeh could use some love.

>> No.33787069

>>33786773
>Test came back negative
>Tell wife we should get some milk on the way home, we're almost out
>She said I won't need to buy milk anymore, she has it covered
>I laughed
>Doctor laughed
>She moo'd
>Long, quiet drive back home
What do I do? Currently sitting in our bedroom in my red pajamas, we decided to go to bed early because she seemed a little frustrated.

>> No.33787075

>>33786952
Anon in Mexico getting isekai-ed into LA CIUDAD DE MINO. That one guy's Spanish-speaking Minotaur wife was an interesting concept, I wish I could see it fleshed out.

>> No.33787104

>>33787069
>large breasted KOT is very worried about whether or not it was a good idea to cheat her CAT test
>no more milk dishes, no more fish dinners, no more cat jungle gym

>> No.33787108

>>33783565
>>33781920
>>33782156
>2010
ah, back when I thought I had a bright future ahead of me

>> No.33787142

>>33787075
the Spanish words for to hunt and to wed are very similar

>> No.33787184

>>33787142
Hunt - Cazar
Wed - Casar

I am Spanigh speaking and didn't thought how well those words could be used in MGE lingo.

>> No.33787186

>>33787104
Can you cheat a CAT test? Do monster girls not love their husbands enough to be truthful about their CAT test results?

>> No.33787199

>>33787142
The Spanish word for wife can also be translated as handcuffs

>> No.33787200

>>33787059
But bear in mind something, if I do Ocelomeh, it will be a very beeg muscled Ocelomeh.

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>>33787200
You say that like it's a problem?

>> No.33787251

>>33787199
I knew dark elves weren't actually a different species, they're just Spanish!

>> No.33787294

>>33786064
>Can you escape Tanuki debts
The law requires that I answer "no"

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>>33787251
no one expects the Spanish inquistion

>> No.33787318

>>33786064
I just say thanks for the food and job and politely offer to pay the check then walk back to my room

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>>33787311

>> No.33787355

>>33787318
>a few hours pass
>knock on your door
>it's a delivery man
>says he's got a package from "gourmet delights"
>wheels it in
>a big box
>you open it
>it's the nuki on a silver platter covered with fruit and whipped cream
>just a little bit of vulva and areolas visible
>"Well you thanked me for the food and job, what I haven't even gotten to the foodjob yet. Come over here big boyim"

>> No.33787429

would you like to have a pajinko wife?

>> No.33787491

>>33787075
If anything minotaurs are iberian since you know, the tradition comes from there and not mexico.

>> No.33787537

>>33787355
Well how do you even win against mgs then
Being forward gets you fucked and being meek gets you fucked even harder

>> No.33787554

>>33787537
set your heart on someone specific

>> No.33787598

>>33787554
yup

>> No.33787601

>>33787537
be dense

>> No.33787628

>>33786813
Wouldn't manuela be a hakutaku and annette be like a baphomet. She uses axes.
Edelgard would likely be some sort of undead
Dororo is a singer wouldn't she be better as a ghandarva.
>Bernie
uhhhhhhhh

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>>33782278
I know she's a bitch in the manga, but demon Makima is a mighty need

>> No.33787661

>>33782164
Why are lolims so much better than their adult counterparts?

>> No.33787680

>>33787655
I feel like if you just change her from being genuinely malicious to more externally malicious, but internally in love with (you), she'd be perfect. God I love evil bitches.

>> No.33787742

I want to start a Youtube channel where I go around looking for unmarried monsters wearing skirts so that I can try and stick a butt plug in their asses and see how long it takes for me to get raped in self defense.

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Dracos Birthday Is Tommorow. Lets Pay Our Respects To The Sexiest Monster Girl In The Series!

>> No.33787794

>>33787742
Same thing but with middle schoolers.

>> No.33787800

>>33787742
first one gonna sit on your face and use it like a man sharpening a dull knife using a belt grinder

>> No.33787845 [DELETED] 
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One month:
>Apophis wife
>Pharaoh sex slave
There's no better arrangement than this

>> No.33787855

>>33787742
I would be the type to be just get the cowl of Anon Cockson and make shit like a mini tank to fuck around in, and hell even take a motorcycle strap 40 RATO rockets and jump over the abyss with it like the dumb motherfucker I am

>> No.33787857
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>Apophis wife
>Pharaoh sex slave
There's no better arrangement than this

>> No.33787861
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>>33787661
Adult Druella: Wasted a good chunk of her eggs taking over a city state.
Loli Druella: Ready to devote each and every one of her eggs to you.

>> No.33787872

>>33787857
toss the pharaoh in a dumpster and grab an anubis and i'm sold.

>> No.33787903

>>33787857
I would be down for pharoah and apophis co wives who have sex for my amusement as i plow my anubis wife.

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>>33787872
This, make Anubutt the Pharoh.

>> No.33787914

>>33787872
>>33787903
Anubis is better as a solo wife with no other girls involved.

Apophis/pharaoh rivalry is perfect for exploitation into getting two partners: one wife and one as a sex slave.

>> No.33787929

>>33787857
I just want the grape snake, nothing else, i don't mind if she turns me into a drooling seed dispenser.

>> No.33787941

>>33787857
No sorry if you don't like normal pharaoh you don't deserve one

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>>33787941
Pharaohs are best when graped

>> No.33787965

>>33787955
Only if said graping turns them into the apophis' partner in crime and team up to dom you. Otherwise is shit.

>> No.33787970

>>33787857
A better arrangement is a Pharaoh with an adopted Apophis daughter who is fanatically loyal to her mother and only uses her venom to hunt down anyone she thinks might attempt to threaten her mother's rule and bend them to her will.

>> No.33787973

>>33787955
hey that rhymes with rape

>> No.33787990

>>33787965
No. It's only natural that the graped pharaoh takes a submissive role while the apophis is in the dominate role. And you're stuck in the middle

>> No.33788033

what would happen if I loaded myself in a cannon and shot myself into the demon's lords castle?

>> No.33788057
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33788057

>Pharaoh daughterwife or Anubis daughterwife
>Apophis kept out of the kingdom
The real best arrangement.

>> No.33788084

>>33788057
where are her clothes?

>> No.33788092

>>33788033
You made it in her castle. Congratulations! The impact shredded your clothes and heavily fractured one leg, so what happens next depends on who you run into first.

>> No.33788099
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>>33788033
Community service for breaking into and destroying private property of an extremely influential person. If you get hurt, you first get sent to a hospital or a Lich depending on the severity of your injuries.

>> No.33788108

>>33788033
A gruesome death upon impact with the ground or the castle itself. Then some undeads trying to piece you back together for resurrection. Might be offered to a lich after this since a reckless test dummy like you would be ideal for their experiments.

>> No.33788135

>>33788084
It's hot.

>> No.33788142

>>33788108
then how do I make it so I survive?

>> No.33788144

>>33788084
She's wearing a full formal outfit, as you can see.

>> No.33788150

>>33788033
Unplanned Dark Valkyrie Intercept Practice.

>> No.33788156

>>33788142
Go to the front door and knock.

>> No.33788162

>>33788033
What a brilliant idea. Let's lay siege to the castle and fire ourselves at it in hope of getting anons married.

>> No.33788178

>>33788033
Your reward is getting to watch the demon lord give birth.

>> No.33788182

>>33788162
so how does being shot out of a 20 mm anti-air gun sound to you?

>> No.33788192

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday
This Sunday, watch oiled-up naked lolis wrestle each other to first place, and win the Sabbath Cup! Returning champions like the Dirty Sahu, Iron Hymen, and the Children's Devil return to the ring to rape their next victims, live, in front of millions of lolicons and other kinds of fans!
Who will make to the top? Find out, this Sunday, at Cunny Storm XVI !!!
Single onii-chans get in for free.

>> No.33788196

>>33788156
but I don't want to do that tho, I want to fly into the walls like a cannonball just for the hell of it

>> No.33788198

>>33788182
Go for it. Aim for the nearest dragon

>> No.33788201

>>33788142
Try a different method of entry. Launching your body into a solid, stone structure isn't a good idea. Maybe jump from a high height with glider wings and crash in through a large window or something. Might wanna rig it so that the glider takes the brunt of the impact and not you. Perhaps a harpy can give you a lift or something.

>> No.33788208

>>33787186
That shit is hard anon. Imagine being a mighty tiger and then told you are just a cat, or worse a Dragon-Baphomet Chimaera, you take the test and it turns out you are just a cat.

>> No.33788233

>>33788201
I want to be shot out like artillery shell upon her castle and live to tell the tale

>> No.33788238

>>33788178
MADLAD

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>>33788135
>It's hot.
Desert girls have a good reasonexcuse to walk around almost naked.

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Fact: Hats improve any species substantially.

>> No.33788268

>>33788192
I got a cheeky fiver on the Iron Hymen to take it home

>> No.33788293

>>33788198
anon express, we will get your hubby to you quicker than 6 seconds or your money back

>> No.33788295

>>33788162
>eventually every monster in the castle is married
>remaining Anon's storm the castle and make off with everything
>married men now have to go on a quest to get their wives' stuff back from their friends

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>>33788295
I just want to go in and riffle through Druella's old room for embarrassing secrets to reveal to all of Lescatie or at least get immediately grabbed and dragged off the moment I pull her diary out.

>> No.33788363

what would a wurm lilim be like ?

>> No.33788378

>>33788336
Nobody must know that she thinks that you have to hold hands to get pregnant, sex is just something to occupy time while doing it

>> No.33788388

>>33788363
You know how Wurms can swim through land? Imagine a wurm that can swim through the fabric of reality.

>> No.33788394

>>33788363
A Wilim. One's actually in Monsters of the Caribbean, did you notice?

>> No.33788456

>>33788388
cool, is she still a big dum dum?

>> No.33788493

>>33788456
Let's just say its a good thing this is entirely hypothetical.

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Twitter compresses this kind of image a ton, so here it is uncompressed!

>> No.33788530

>>33788512
Thanks Jabberfag. Cute duo as always!

>> No.33788543

8 feet is the ideal height for (bipedal) monstergirls

>> No.33788563

>>33788493
how would such a good event even happen?

>> No.33788578

>>33788142
not doing that would be a good place to start

>> No.33788583

>>33788543
The true ideal height varies depending on the anon, but there is one thing in common: The head is at cleavage level

>> No.33788593

>>33788192
I'm betting it all on the wall

>> No.33788598

>>33788543
no it isn't, shortstacks are better

>> No.33788615

>>33788593
which wall anon, there's quite a lot of them

>> No.33788625

>>33788583
>The head is at cleavage level
Correct.

>> No.33788629

>>33788543
>8 feet
Half of that sounds a lot better.

>> No.33788689

time to work out, so I can wrestle my wurm wife when I meet her

>> No.33788706

>>33788543
Only 2 feet taller than me? Fuck that, I want 'em TALLER and MEATIER. I want myself an INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH girl that is BUILT TO LAST countless hours of pelvis pounding sex.

>> No.33788734

>>33788706
>All those words stamped on the barcode of a STRONG android's meaty thigh

>> No.33788739

>>33788512
Cute friends having fun.

>> No.33788742

>>33788734
kek

>> No.33788747

>>33788706
Hear me out, Demon Energy slowly changes people so they better fit their partner's ideal. She isn't just 8 ft, she is 8 ft and GROWING.

>> No.33788758
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New commission, this time featuring my daughter finally embracing her evil nature. Would your daughter be a gremlin for frozen treats?

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>>33788629
In short ha size difference is the best.

>> No.33788777

how would it be like to raised by a wurm momster?

>> No.33788796

>>33788758
Too far. I can tolerate her mother beheading and killing people to raise as undead but stealing a child's ice cream is too fucking far.

>> No.33788805

>>33788796
She's keeping the chocolate one away from the kobold, saving her life. It's the hard choice that only a real friend could make.

>> No.33788814

>>33788747
Very nice.

>> No.33788818

>>33788758
It's a good thing undead can't get fat!

>> No.33788821

>>33788758
what makes someone so proudly display his progeny in this cesspool of degeneracy? do you understand the consequences of your actions?

>> No.33788822

>>33788805
>Even when she's trying to be evil, she still saves her friend's life
My wife's going to be so pissed...

>> No.33788831

>>33788821
>He doesn't know

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>>33788818
I would like to test this theory

>> No.33788847

>>33788777
Sounds very dangerous and very stressful. I'll pass on that.

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>>33788135
It's cold

>> No.33788873

>>33788758
>stealing form KDF's daughteru
your daughteru is scum.

>> No.33788884

>>33788777
are they even allowed to adopt children? the number of soft spots that wurms as a species have pushed in is probably uncountable.

>> No.33788889

>>33788821
He dicks her

>> No.33788892

>>33788805
But she's taking the vanilla ice cream too.

>> No.33788902

>>33788873
Stop being so harsh on the kid. I'm sure she apologized afterwords. Girls will be girls.

>> No.33788905

>>33788892
Obviously payment for saving her life. Can't be expected to do it for free, you know.

>> No.33788924

>>33788758
>Would your daughter be a gremlin for frozen treats?
Monster daughters can change their species? That's so cool! I didn't know they could do that!

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>>33788869
Almost naked icelolis are fine too, desert kingdoms and winter kingdoms sure have similar fashion sense.

>> No.33788982

>>33788818
Anon please, the vampires aren't here.
You don't need to worry about them jumping you if you tell the truth that she's developing a bloodbelly.

>> No.33788996

>>33788982
that's why vamp mosquitos are superior, they will never develop a blood belly because all of their recently extracted blood goes directly into their boobs.

>> No.33788999

Is there any concrete canon for the modern day monster girl AU that everyone writes greentexts for on why literally any of these girls are single or why a bunch of 10/10 attractive women are willing to settle for a bunch of literally who guys? Probably kinda pathetic that even in these fantasy greentexts and larps about a universe full of attractive women that will love you no matter what that I still can't accept the thought of a wonderful girl loving me, but whatever.

>> No.33789012

>>33788996
So that's why there is such a vehement rivalry.

>> No.33789020

>33788999
Not sure if bait or Anon needs a hug

>> No.33789031

>>33788982
Impossible.
Any extra blood a Vampire consumes is automatically transformed into breast milk.
It´s a scientific fact.

>> No.33789050

>>33789031
Seems like we need to test this theory

>> No.33789065

>>33789031
I did read an h comic where thats was the mechanic.

>> No.33789068

>>33789020
Nah, genuine newfag question to these threads. Well I come here every now and again but I've never actually seen a reason given for why these genuinely nice and attractive girls are cool with dating regular guys. In the original universe it's just explained that they'll rape people until they die or they'll eat them or something equally as terrible and thats why nobody actually wants to fuck around with them, but in the modern AU that obviously doesn't happen so there should be massive competition for even the plainest of waifus.

>> No.33789069
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>>33788999
It's just "too good to be true" syndrome, which while is perfectly valid irl, has no place here.

>> No.33789077

>>33789068
Welcome newfriend, read MGE.

>> No.33789122

>>33789068
MGE brüther

>> No.33789124
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What kind of greentext would your waifu make of you?

>> No.33789135

>>33789124
Probably the type we make for wurms, but with less busting through walls.

>> No.33789150

>>33779842
guess I am going to call my bro to spot for her

>> No.33789158

>>33789124
Weirdly despite their differing personalities it would come down to calling me cute.

>> No.33789162

>>33789124
talking about how I had enough strength to wrestle anyone and would probably be the type of person to shot himself in the demon lords castle just for the hell of It

>> No.33789175

>>33789124
the ones where the anon gets away

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>>33779963
170cm
t.manlet

>> No.33789195

>>33789077
>>33789122
I honestly can't tell if all the slutty sounding monsters run around raping people before finding a guy they really like and calling it good or if they just decide the first guy they rape is the one. Manticores and baphomets are written as though they're sadistic whores and they'll only actually give a shit about you if you either knock their teeth out or just catch their eye, while shit like Dormouse are just a luck based find and they'll settle basically anyone that fucks them in their sleep.

>> No.33789245

>>33789195
Monsters are thinking beings with empathic abilities far surpassing the made up bull shit of our world. They rarely ever make mistakes on the men they rape or seduce and thus are 99.9% always one and married.

>> No.33789285

>>33784878
enjoy the mind breaking anon

>> No.33789286

>>33788822
>attempts to enslave human settlement
>mamono mana, an efficient bureaucracy, and improved infrastructure creates a booming economy
>gets bored with the humans and goes off to do something else
>leaves all the lower levels of government in place, allowing humans to continue to prosper with their new undead wives
>Elizabeth tears her hair out every time one of the bumpkins comes to drop off a new bottle of wine from their vineyard to "thank her for sending such a wonderful daughter to help them straighten things out"
>She still drinks it because it's really good. She hates that she loves it.

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>>33789195
Just think of monsters as fanatic monogamists.
Once they find a guy they're very compatible with, sex is imminent and you'll both be locked down together for life.

>> No.33789344

>>33789286
Amazed at how on the nail you got it. Need to finish the story I wrote up for her soon

>> No.33789347

>overhears a conversation between a group of young teenage monsters
>they're talking about how uninterested men are stupid because they won't date and fuck them on top of why monsters deserve to rape men
>they also talk about what they would do if they see a nice man alone by himself despite the chances of him not being interested
Anons, please teach your daughters how to behave around human boys, please.

>> No.33789365

>>33789347
No. She does as she pleases.

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>>33786270
so it seems

>>33786064
anon if there is one thing you must know before going to zipangu is that you should never trust danukis and always trust the mofu

>> No.33789420

what would happen If I shot myself into Denora's castle in Dragonia, what would happen If I landed in her bathtub as she was taking a bath?

>> No.33789421

>>33779963
She's 5'8".

>> No.33789439

>>33789344
>Babe, stop brooding while looking down at the hamlet and come to bed
>Yes dear...

>> No.33789441

>>33789365
But she'll be disrespectful after not getting what she wants and will instantly make her future boyfriend into a submissive bitch.

>> No.33789466

>>33789441
Well, you know what they say. Like father like son. Now if you'll excuse me, my CBT session starts in 15 minutes.

>> No.33789491

>>33789420
Did you bring a scale scrub brush?

>> No.33789500

>>33789124
talks about how smol i am and physically cold i am all the time

>> No.33789505

>>33789491
would you mean a brush for one Denora Chirstmas Cake I presume?

>> No.33789519

>>33789124
One where she details the love/hate relationship with me, with the primary source of hatred coming from me restraining her sadism on our guests.

>> No.33789541

>>33788999
>why literally any of these girls are single or why a bunch of 10/10 attractive women are willing to settle for a bunch of literally who guys
I don't feel like writing a long post, but even in real life 10/10 is subjective and this is even more pronounced with MGs. I really like tall and muscular women, but a lolicon would be turned off by them, and I wouldn't want to be hit on by his idea of 10/10. This works in reverse too, just because you're shy and scrawny doesn't mean you can't find a monster that's completely smitten with you.

>> No.33789558

>>33789420
>be me
>cast spell to teleport to Denora's bathtub while she is bathing
>casually take out clothes
>join her in the bath
>make a shit eating grin even a cheshire would admire
>???
>profit

>> No.33789562
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33789562

Do pharaohs even stand a chance?

>> No.33789573

>>33789124
>work at grocery store
>guy comes in few days
>never seems to have a list, browses for half an hour before filling a cart with whatever he felt like
>skittish, moves too far out of the way whenever he needs to avoid someone else in an aisle
>always goes through self checkout even though I make eye contact with him
>convince automaton coworker to help me reboot the auto checkouts as he goes to buy his food
>force him into my lane
>make small talk with him
>figuratively and literally drops his spaghetti
>purposely touch his hand when I take his money
>tell him to enjoy his food
>"Yeah, you too"
>grimaces and hurries out of the store
Yep, he's the one.

>> No.33789582

>>33789562
How come women acting a little gay while giving you fuck me eyes so hot?

>> No.33789585

>>33789562
>black sclera
The game was won before the first piece was moved.

>> No.33789594

>>33789124
they would talk how cute I would be as a baby and how I 'll be grow to be a handsome young man under their care that spoils them rotten with all his love

>> No.33789595

>>33789582
harems, its ingrained into our dna

>> No.33789597

>>33789466
very cringe

>> No.33789603
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>>33779963
7'0"

>> No.33789614

>>33789562
I want to read about a story of a pharaoh who barely meets in person with her subjects, and the few times she does, she seems incredibly worn out and shaky. Apophis catches wind of this, slithers her way over for an easy graping of the 'weak' pharaoh.
Ends up being her husband's sex slave, giving a very grateful pharaoh a welcome break from satisfying her husband's endless lust. Kingdom improves immensely now that their god-pharaoh isn't spending half her time recovering from a fucking and the other half getting fucked.

>> No.33789651

>>33789595
Including the idea of your co wives having sex with your other co wives while you impregnate your entire harem one by one?

>> No.33789729
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>>33789585

>> No.33789753

>>33789597
What's cringe about liking what I like anon.

>> No.33789794

>>33789651
not sure, might be a fetish thing; since i know that harems or polygamy with multiple females among primates is just how the family unit is structured because its fairly efficient among unstable areas

>> No.33789803

>>33789729
Sorry Anon, this ain't doin it for me. Ladies with black sclera should be sultry and confident. This looks like a raccoon.

>> No.33789986

Hey my cock is 50% off

>> No.33790002
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33790002

I want to fuck this hinezumi in the ass.

>> No.33790008

>>33789986
50% off what?

>> No.33790012
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>>33789986

>> No.33790016

>>33790002
A waste.
Hinezumis like that are for breeding

>> No.33790029

>>33790002
That hinezumi is happily married, anon.

>> No.33790041

>>33790016
But imagine how tight her back hole is after all that exercise.
>>33790029
Surely she has a sister?

>> No.33790063

>>33790012
>>33790008
>>33790008
now it's 75% off

>> No.33790075

>>33790002
Anon that's my wife.
>>33790041
Her older sister is a soft onee-san who's married back in zipangu

>> No.33790087

>>33790075
Pain. Where to find Hinezumis like this?

>> No.33790102

>>33790075
It looks like you need to make him another Hinezumi, then

>> No.33790119

>>33788378
I love this meme, I hope Druella never finds out the truth

>> No.33790140

where do I go if I lost my cock? I woke up and it ain't there, so bros tell me what to do?

>> No.33790154

>>33790140
Start reading "Alping for Dummies"

>> No.33790166

>>33790140
Oh shit you Alp'd. Sorry dude you were too gay lmao

>> No.33790167

>>33790102
What? Would his daughter have thighs that big?

>> No.33790172
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33790172

You're mine now Anon! Cmere!

>> No.33790177

>>33782278
Give me a sanae Lilim

>> No.33790182

>>33790063
Bro, if your cock is falling off, you should go see Waffle House lich and get it stitched back on.

>> No.33790188

>>33790172
aight here ya go my sticky socks

>> No.33790192

>>33790172
I love Kitsune, but I've never liked ahri for some reason. I've never understood why

>> No.33790217

>>33790192
Shoot I had the league thread open and posted it here instead my bad don't mean to be spammy

>> No.33790218

>>33790182
I was diagnosed with cockfallitis, it's chronic and will happen unless I go to the sabbath

>> No.33790291

>>33789986
i'll take 2, no, 3

>> No.33790305

So bros, who wants to make a mail-order husband delivery system using 20 mm anti-air guns for ultra CCs

>> No.33790449

best way to find a large group of Military-grade CCs

>> No.33790477

>>33790449
enlist in the demon lord's army

>> No.33790508

>>33790477
what roles do men have there, will I see combat?

>> No.33790523

>>33790508
not with cute dimples like that you won't

>> No.33790560

>>33790508
nah its too dangerous for men to be on the frontlines, youre a nurse? caregiver? candy striper? squire? something along those lines.

>> No.33790564

>>33790523
doesn't help that I'm a 23 looking like 15

>> No.33790573
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>>33790508
You sure as fuck won't be seeing combat, like hell they'd risk a male getting hurt or, the unthinkable, killed.

>> No.33790574
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33790574

>>33787965
>Getting captured by a graped pharaoh who presents you to her mistress like a cat bringing in what it had caught
>Being the shared toy of an apophis and her graped pharaoh slave
Nice

>> No.33790593

>>33790508
Front line, no.
Plenty of "live ammo training" though
Training "accidents" happen when you hit an egg

>> No.33790717
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33790717

What monstergirls would even love/like this type of male archetype? Pic related.

I mean, might some monstergirls species find it more annoying rather than "cute" or charming?

>> No.33790816

>>33790560
>>33790523
>>33790593
>>33790573
So go on the frontlines and do it anyways is what I am hearing

>> No.33790830

>>33790717
This looks like the male version of a cheshire. Their attractiveness to a monster is directly related to that monster's haughtiness. Monsters like vampires and wights will find themselves missing his teasing when he isn't around, even though they say they can't stand it.
More "street wise" monsters will just give them a bemused smirk before ravaging them after the guy makes a bad pun.

>> No.33790868

>the boy spammer is samefagging
you kek to see it.

>> No.33790871

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because your local wight's bodyguards are tall, hulking undead in terrifying black iron plate doesn't mean they don't enjoy
Cute pastries or sweets.

>> No.33790904
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>Isekai happens
>Land face first in the middle of a no-mans-land between local pharaoh and apophis
>The bitter rivalry between these two make other pharaoh/apophis conflicts look like childish squabbling
>Pretty sure you are gonna get grabbed by the first monster that crosses your path, but you are picked up by a group of neutral travelers, with several monsters, and asides from commenting on how cute you are, none of the monsters make a move
>One of the more magically inclined monsters explains you are already marked, though it unusual, since you seem to be claimed by both the pharaoh and the apophis, at the same time
>You have now found yourself as the centerpiece of what is probably the largest conflict in the area, with the heads of each faction trying to claim (you) as their husband

>> No.33790918

>>33789124
I can't understand what my husband is saying: Monstergirl edition.

>> No.33790932

>>33790816
theyre not going to let you do that

>> No.33790984

>>33790932
even If I become their version of the white death, and make couples within in the enemies army and turning most of the female order army members monsterize and turning the tides all by myself

>> No.33790988

>>33790717
>>33790830
Soooo...

Yosuke and or Ryuji either get claimed by bored ass oujuo Sama Monstergirl...

Or they get female on male gangbang'd by Devil Bugs or good forbid, a Hellhound from the Monstergirl Ghettos. Is that what you're saying?

>> No.33790991

>>33790904
>Isekai happens
>get captured by Order inquisition
>get labeled a warlock and die again by beheading

>> No.33791124

>>33790904
>Isekai Happens
>appear as a babe to a pair of twin strongfat hellhounds
>raised by them to be a good looking man
>Spoil them rotten for all the love they showered you when you were growing
>cuddle with them
>Life is good

>> No.33791133

>>33790984
they dont need you to do that though, your job is to make sure your waifu is happy and take care of her

>> No.33791220
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33791220

How do you think a Shoujo scenario and or Shoujo Heroines fare in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia world? We know Shonen Hero Protagonist Boys and even the edgier Light Novel Protagonists end up literally getting fucked and married to monstergirls who effortlessly beat them. But what about the Shoujo Heroines girls?

Or another equivalent, how would Otome Heroine Protagonists fare in the world of MGE, especially with the numerous cute, handsome and attractive male suitors that would go after her?

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>>33791220
>cont.

And in addition, I'd say the "Otome Villainesses" that you'd see and expect in Shoujo and or Otome works and media would also be still present even in the world of MGE. And they'd serve as rivals and or antagonists to both the heroines and monstergirls.

>> No.33791253

>>33790904
>Isekai happens
>Sad
>Bogey appears
>I don't want a Bogey
>Sad
>Another Bogey appears
>Repeat until you create Bogey Mountain, the ultimate landmark for cuddles

>> No.33791287

>>33791253
I'd be the heart of bogey mountain

>> No.33791313

>>33791253
>Bogeys just showing up now for the hell of it
>One of them sets up a time card system
>Every few hours a few Bogeys clock out and new ones clock in
>Everlasting Bogey cycle

>> No.33791324

>>33790904
>isekai happens
>land buck naked right into the Demon Lord's castle
>Right on top of the dinner table were everyone was eating now has eyeful of my schlong
>Everyone's eyes are on me
>fucking drop my sapgetthi and book it
>Why am I not moving anymore
>look down
>Demon lord has put some anti grav magic on me and is tellin g her single daughters that if one of them wants me, they gotta do all their chores
>TFW you are just a reward for the demon lords kids so they can do their chores

>> No.33791380

>>33790574
i love the grape snake!

>> No.33791396

Getting detained by security hounds at the airport for trying to smuggle condoms into mg country

>> No.33791425

>>33791396
what would happen If I tried to smuggle myself cause too poor?

>> No.33791428
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33791428

Need help making new friends? Consider Greenworms! You may believe yourself to be all alone in your little world, but I'm sure there's a Greenworm out there looking for someone like yourself to be the light of her life. Your Greenworm can be someone that you cherish, someone that you experience many of the things life has to offer, and someone that will always be by your side to let you know that everything's going to be alright. Before you know it, your Greenworm is going to be the light in your life as well. I'm sure one day there will be Greenworm appreciators like yourself across the world who can share their experiences with you, and in turn, you can share yours. You'll soon find that, with Greenworms, the world is just a little bit less lonely out there. So please, just for a minute, consider Greenworms!

>> No.33791475
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Hello the wurm preacher will go to sleep to dream of his wurmy

>> No.33791486
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>>33791425
One of the single guards detains you for "further questioning"
By the time your pelvis heals enough for travel, you are registered as both married and a citizen

>> No.33791487

>>33791425
Just post on mgchan that you really want to go to mg country. A black van and secret mamano agents will arrive with in 24 hours to help you.

>> No.33791491

>>33791475
Based. I shall slimey sermons with my nun wives as well.

>> No.33791493

>>33791425
The delf chief of security is going to have to personally cavity check you to make sure you weren't planning anything dangerous

>> No.33791525

>>33790991
The patrician choice
Go to heaven as a martyr and get fluffy angel feathers for all eternity, unconcerned with the travails below
DL eventually powers up until she can invade Heaven, you get physically dragged back down to the material realm and thrown in the devil bug pit to "squeeze all the absorbed holiness out of you"

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>>33791525
I would fight like hell to keep my angelic waifu.

>> No.33791693

sweaty titania ass

>> No.33791754

>>33791486
oh how i dream. that one day my sadness will end like that instantly as if it were a fairy tale.

>> No.33791764

>>33791659
> fight like hell
> angelic waifu
Ironic... he could save others from rape, but not himself

>> No.33791778

I wish the fan art galleries were divided by SFW and NSFW so that I can fap without being interrupted by the large amounts of dumb wholesome sfw shit

>> No.33791795

>>33791778
Also, I wish artists would make sahuagin, witch, gremlin, and titania porn

>> No.33791866

>>33791778
Seems easier to make your own folders

>> No.33791926
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>the snow melts
>it starts snowing again
>the snow melts again
>it snows again
>the snow melts again
>it snows again
>the snow melts again
>it fucking snows again
There must be a bipolar Ice Queen in my region.

>> No.33791962

>>33791926
find her and give her a smooch!

>> No.33792020

Agarthan anon here. Should I dump everything in this thread or wait for the next? I don't want people mad at walls of green

>> No.33792035

>>33792020
Dump it.

>> No.33792041

>>33792020
activate it

>> No.33792057

>>33792035
>>33792041
K.

--Agartha at a Glance--
>Ruler: Khrevha
>Mamono Realm Rating:
>Population: 60% Mamano, 40% Human
>Other Names: The Dark Web, The Forbidden Land, the Land of White Waters, the Land of Radiant Spirits, the Land of Living Fire, the Land of the Living Goods, the Land of Wonders
>Common Mamono: Arachne, Atlach-Nacha, Dwarf, Jorou-Gumo, Giant Ant, Girtablilu, Hellhound, Lava Golem, Oomukade, Ushi-Oni, Werebat, Wurm

--Agartha Overview--
>An underground realm lit by a smoky central sun and glittering crystals, Agartha is the “darkest” of Bright Green Mamono Realms. Its multitude of crystals serve two purposes: Emission of light and collection of Mana. The more Mana stored within a crystal, the brighter it glows. This lighting effect also provides a way for the crystal to regulate how much Mana is stored. It is said that the light imparts a corrupting effect on mamono species that are not normally native to underground life, adapting them for such. To human females, this same light can stain their hearts dark over time, corrupting them with thoughts of living a secluded life with their husband, even if they have yet to confess to their crush. Human men, on the other hand, achieve a strange calm and clarity of thought. Such thoughts do eventually turn towards claiming a mamono of their own, but only when constantly exposed to the crystal’s light. This makes the crystals especially popular for scholars and artists alike, meaning they are among Agartha’s chief exports.

>Most of the inhabitants of Agartha are of the Arachne Family. Dark webs thicker than the great trees of Zipangu form roads and connections between the many levels of the realm. Outside of the main part of the central city, there are a myriad of branching webs that lead to modest abodes, underground farms, and even glowing waterfalls of crystal.

The tailors and seamstresses here are second to none thanks to the luxurious silks produced by the residents. It is said that a Mamono who wears a wedding dress made of Agarthan Silk will be blessed with a long life and many children. This is mostly a rumor meant to drive up sales, but it doesn’t stop Mamono from around the world from visiting Agartha and/or importing such a dress.

--Corruption Examples on Non-Underground Species--
Mish - Manticore
>Mish’s tail spines have become similar in shape, texture, and color to Agarthan Crystal. They glow even when removed, and contain far more potent venom than a standard Manticore’s. Her wings, hair, and fur have been stained black, save for the white mane around her neck. Meanwhile, her skin has grown pale and her eyes glow the same blue as Agarthan Crystal.

Vral - Hellhound
>Vral’s normally black fur and ashen skin have tinted a rich blue from exposure to Agarthan Crystal. Her eye flames have similarly become deep azure, not just in color but in heat as well. She reports being able to see much better in the dark, and has otherwise taken to running a “hellish” tourist agency not unlike a certain tourist agency in Dragonia.

Dr. Prism - Gremlin
>“Hoho! I thought I would write my own entry rather than let that silly scholar do it. In short, ever since moving my lab to Agartha I’ve been on an inventive tear! The crystals have provided me so many ideas, to the point where I feel like there’s not enough hours in the day to implement them all! Sure, my regal greens have turned midnight black, but that’s a small price to pay for genius!”

Zelesi - Apophis
>Zelesi’s rich, purple scales have become reflections of the night sky: dark with twinkling lights that seem to swirl about even when she’s not moving. Her skin has shifted from violet to persian blue, and her eyes from gold to Agarthan Crystal blue. She’s changed her rather-revealing outfit to match these changes and make her slightly-larger breasts stand out all the more.

>> No.33792062

>>33791778
You fap to pictures in the galleries without downloading them? Saving pictures and browsing them locally is more convenient.
>>33791962
I prefer stable women.

>> No.33792067

>>33792057
--Khrevha--
>Khrevha is a unique hybrid between an Ushi-Oni and a Lilim, not unlike her older sister, The Queen of Hearts. She created the realm of Agartha as a place where those who wished to live a semi-secluded life could do so without judgement or bother. Part of this was due to her hybrid nature. The ferocious, tainted thoughts common to an Ushi-Oni mixed heavily with the salacious nature of a Lilim’s, leading to her needing to wear a special, golden seal to keep herself in check. Without such a seal, she would be driven to take the first male that crossed her path and violate him endlessly. Therefore, by living away from others, deep underground, she can avoid that fate.

>...at least, that’s what she tells everyone. In truth, Khrevha is a bit of a chuuni. Her Lilim side provides her with plenty of mental strength to overcome an Ushi-Oni’s lust, meaning she doesn’t need to wear a seal at all. She’s also rather personable and passionate about many topics if you engage her in conversation - be it in her palace or as she wanders about Agartha. If you’re lucky, she’ll even weave you a special affectation for your beloved!

--Special Items of Agartha--
-Agarthan Crystal
Rarity: ( outside of Agartha)
Cost: ( outside of Agartha)
Place of Purchase: Mining guilds and Magical Shops

>As mentioned previously in this guide, Agarthan Crystal provides both light and mana storage. It also imparts a special corrupting effect depending on the person and exposure time. For light use, though, it is the perfect tool for artists, scholars, inventors, researchers, and more. The clarity of mind that results from being exposed to the Crystal’s light has led to many scientific and engineering breakthroughs. A depleted Crystal can also be used to absorb and store excess mana from an area, similar in manner to Khepri.

>Agarthan Crystal naturally forms as a result of demonic silver mixing with both the light of Agarthan’s sun and the ambient mana of its residents. The largest of Crystals can grow to the size of a two-story home, while the smallest are the size of small coins. The growth rate resembles that of an S-Shaped Curve, also known as Logistic Growth. This means that the Crystals can rapidly shoot up in size under the right conditions before tapering off and no longer absorbing mana.

-Agarthan Mushroom
Rarity: ( outside of Agartha)
Cost: ( outside of Agartha)
Place of Purchase: Restaurants, Farmer’s Market, Groceries, Trade Shops

>The underground farms of Agartha primarily focus on growing this cerulean mushroom as a common foodstuff for the realm’s inhabitants. It can be served either as a main dish, a side dish, or even a simple garnish. The texture and taste resembles that of Demon Boar, making it a highly popular choice for those individuals looking to stay “vegetarian”. The demonic energy contained within is low, making it safe for humans to eat without fear of corruption. Some culinary masters in Agartha have found ways to make the mushroom taste even more exotic and divine than the most choice-cut of beef. You should definitely take the time to sample the many different ways the mushroom can be prepared!

-Agarthan Silk
Rarity: ( outside of Agartha)
Cost: ( outside of Agartha)
Place of Purchase: Any of the shops on Orb Weaver Street

>Silk produced by the Arachne species of Agartha attracts textile artisans and collectors from around the world. Naturally blue in color and luxurious to the touch, the silk shimmers and shines under any lighting conditions. Garments made of it are both extremely light and extremely durable. Even an Ushi-Oni can have a hard time tearing off an Agarthan Silk Shirt from her husband! This makes the silk in high demand, both for the creation of clothing and for fetish play items. It’s not uncommon for a soon-to-be-wed couple to visit Agartha to have a wedding dress made for the bride and a pair of underwear for the groom.

>> No.33792088

>>33792067
--Locales of Agartha--
-Shambhala Street
Location: Center of Agartha
Primary Facilities: Restaurants, Hostels, Magical Item Shops, Cafes, (Weapon and Armor) Equipment Shops, Tailors, Seamstresses, etc.

>Surrounding the Silk Throne is the main, multi-level boulevard for trade and excitement in Agartha. The upper levels of Shambhala are reserved for hostels, brothels, fetish clubs, and similarly salacious businesses. To walk around as an unattached man on this level is to invite the attention and siren calls of the Arachnids that run the businesses. It’s not uncommon for such a man to “fall into a web” and be “rescued” minutes later. These levels are also popular makeout spots and walking circuits, making them perfect for couples.

>The mid levels are relegated to all manner of merchants trading all manner of goods and services. If it’s made in Agartha, or otherwise imported, you can find it here. Carts and people fill the streets at all hours of the day, making it one of the few places in Agartha that never truly sleeps.

>The lower levels serve as housing for the more “well-to-do” residents of Agartha that want to be close to all the action. Apartments and condos here are specifically designed to accommodate all manner of mamono, even aquatic types! It’s not uncommon for travelers to start their stay in Agartha on the upper levels, only to end up residing in the lower levels on a more permanent basis.

-The Silk Throne
Location: Exact Center of Agartha

>The Silk Throne is the name for Khrevha’s cocoon-shaped castle. It’s a fairly modest affair as far as castles go: Resembling more a small keep than the grand structures that Khrevha’s sisters tend to stick to. It has just enough living space for the castle guard, Khrevha herself, and three suites for visiting VIPs. Webbing connects the top of the castle to the “ceiling” of Agartha, forming a traditional web-design that glitters above all in the realm.

>To those fortunate enough to gain entry to Khrevha’s Throne Room, they find the space filled with mounds of majestic, grand pillows made of Khrevha’s own silk. The most lavish of the designs compose her own spot in the halls, letting her sit just a small bit above those who have come to petition her.

------

That's everything I have for now.

>> No.33792091

I wonder if you can find big muscular holstaurs in MGE. Super strong, super protective, super milky holsts!

>> No.33792117

>>33792091
Probably. I think some Cow breeds are buff.

>> No.33792119

Can someone link that G**gle map with fans pinning their favorite monsters and locations? I'm wondering how it looks today.

>> No.33792176
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Impregnate your daughters~!

>> No.33792210

>>33792119
I can post even other links, maybe the Ratafag still feels like updating.

https://forms.gle/mfpBzErVhUZqiLiS6
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tB3D09Sx5gsmlQ1j74Iz5vX6Zt4vdrv4vaVHBUu4lS4/edit?usp=sharing

>> No.33792256

>>33792210
>only fag with "tfw no monster gf" feels in 3000 km radius
Send paratrooper Bogey pls.

>> No.33792273
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33792273

on a scale of 1-100 how stupid would it be to try to commission someone to make a life sized bogey cuddle plush doll?

>> No.33792286

>>33792273
For how expensive it would be?
100.

>> No.33792291

>>33792273
100, youre on the road to madness

>> No.33792303

>>33792286
yeah that's true. it'll be easier to try to summon one than to get the money to make one.

>> No.33792399

Huge, white-haired, kuudere jinko with earth-rumbling chuffs!

>> No.33792413

>>33792057
youre missing gnomes

>> No.33792414

>>33792176
no way fag

>> No.33792418

>>33792399
Deredere Jinko is what interests me

>> No.33792456

>>33792414
Yes! It's fun and a great way for fathers and daughters to spend time together in the demon realm life!

>> No.33792569

>>33792456
But if I impregnate my daughters how will I ever get a son in law to watch sports with?

>> No.33792589

>>33792569
oh, then I guess daughter-dicking isn't for you and you should move to the normal side of whatever demon realm you live in to avoid the based lolicon incest chads

>> No.33792597
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33792597

>My brain trembles

>> No.33792601

>>33792176
No, because if I do that I deny some poor sod out there his waifu

>> No.33792658

>>33792601
there's plenty of kikis, you're fine.
I wish there was a measure of rarity for each species in their profiles, that way, we can determine whether it's better to dick the daughter or not depending on her species.

>> No.33792674
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33792674

That Purple Tyrant is gonna get a royal beatdown!

>> No.33792743

>>33792674
>Warrior God-Queen Pharaoh
Unfathomably hot. She only ever uses her God Voice after a swift and tactful martial victory, ordering them to "Submit."

>> No.33792788

>>33792674
>'Fufufu~ I've spent decades making connections and influencing the royalty. After all my careful planning and strategic moves, the throne is now mine Pharaoh. There's nothing you can do to sto-'
>Apophis' speech is cut short by the Pharaoh's swift suplex, followed by a powerful headlock.
>Sheepishly, everybody pretends the coup never happened, and goes back to their duties.

>> No.33792816

I bet faries live in dick-shaped mushroom houses cuz they're degenerate lmao

>> No.33792826

>be normal anon living in a small village
>you've heard that monsters have been celebrating recently, but you don't know why
>then a carriage flanked by monsters rolls up to your house
>they tell you that you've been summoned to meet the Demon Lord herself
>you can't really refuse, so you go with them
>when you reach the throne room, you see the DL
>she's quite imposing, towering above the size of a normal human
>"Human, thank whatever fate has brought you here today, because you have been chosen for a position of high honor. You shall be the husband of a very special woman. Bring her in!"
>a large set of double doors open and two oni come out pulling chains
>being dragged in at the other end of those chains, cursing and struggling against her bindings, is a woman the same size as the DL
>from her back sprout eight angelic wings, but they're messy and a few of her golden feathers are pitch black
>the DL grabs her by the chin to point her face to you
>"Allow me to introduce your new wife, the Chief God herself~"
>"Get your disgusting hands off me, you monster trash! I'll get you! I'll make all of you suffer!"
>"She's quite feisty, but as long as she keeps receiving doses of my own pure mana, she'll be like a lovesick newlywed in no time~ So, human, would you like to kiss your bride?"

>> No.33792832

>>33792674
Are her Anubi guards also fit? But not as fit as her of course.

>> No.33792852

>>33792832
Muscled, but well-toned buff Jackal guards help keep the capitol safe.

>> No.33792856

What happens when a shog refuses you to leave your home? Go insane like in your typical lovecraft scenario?

>> No.33792889

>>33792852
Like smacking unruly citizens with their staff when they're fighting over a man. And the Anubis takes him for herself?

>> No.33792930

>>33792826
Turning the chief goddess herself into the the lewdest CC nun wife would be my utmost pleasure.

>> No.33792989

i want to be married to a NEET Ushi-oni who does nothing but play video games and snuggle!

>> No.33792993

>Getting sexually destroyed in a gangbang by six 7 foot tall muscular dark-skinned warrior anubises that dont speak English

>> No.33793003

I want a titania to lovinglg comfort me after getting rape violently and traumatically by a hellhound.

>> No.33793020
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>>33792989
That's so hot wtf

>> No.33793041

>>33793020
soft... <3

>> No.33793125

>>33792989
A trapdoor Ushi-Oni, if you will.

>> No.33793172

>>33793125
hehehehe

>> No.33793176
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33793176

>>33793125
>hides in her pillowfort nest all day waiting for you to come home

>> No.33793252

>>33793176
Please understand, she's playing 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim and it's got a really complicated story

>> No.33793274

>>33793252
and she's playing it without me!?

>> No.33793295

>>33793274
It's your own fault for leaving the Battlestation

>> No.33793358

>>33793295
i went out to get groceries..

>> No.33793365
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33793365

>>33793358
Order a pizza or two and have them delivered you nerd.

>> No.33793369

>>33793365
didn't think about it. but i like cooking for her.

>> No.33793398

>>33793369
Are you a cook or are you the Lord of Fort Cumalot?

>> No.33793406

>>33793398
>lord of fort cumalot
not sure what that means but yes i do love to cook.

>> No.33793413

>>33793365
A cheap polyester uniform is no match for big strong Ushi claws.

>> No.33793422

>>33793406
Please try to keep up with the conversation, we are talking about an Ushi-Oni with a pillow fort. This fort is thus dubbed Fort Cumalot. Cumalot is a pun on the name Camelot, a famous castle once inhabited by King Arthur and the knights of the round table.
It is a silly place.

>> No.33793509
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33793509

How does a hospital work in monster girl world? Given that mana is gotten from sex and mana is used to heal?

>> No.33793549

>>33793509
That reminds me of Osmosis Jones

>> No.33793572

i dream of fluffy ushi oni snuggles.....

>> No.33793607
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33793607

Guys, help, I think she is onto me

>> No.33793745

>>33793509
There's a whole Sabbath branch dedicated to that stuff

>> No.33793813

>>33789803
>This looks like a raccoon.
I was thinking panda, personally.

>> No.33794054

>>33792088
That's really nice, thank You Anon.

>> No.33794097

>>33788293
Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile Husband Delivery Service, get a hubby in 30 minutes anywhere in the world or your money back!

>> No.33794136

>>33794097
>mamonoarduino in the rocket controller is pinned with loose cables
>fuel administrator gets too low current
>rocket misses and hits CC neighbour house instead
>the girl who ordered Anon rushes there
>CC neighbour thinks it's a blessing from Demon Lord
>Anon has to endure being fought over as they both try to pull him to themselves

>> No.33794479

Would my Lizard girl teacher get mad at me if I made a DEX build instead of a STR build like her?

>> No.33794500

>>33793509
nightengale syndrome fetish is pretty strong

>> No.33794540
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33794540

Kiss bugs.

>> No.33794564
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33794564

>> No.33794736
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33794736

>>33794564
I love how chill and smiling is everyone in Latenight's mamonoverse. God bless his soul.

>> No.33794771

>>33794540
Reguras milf bugs are better

>> No.33794886

>>33794479
She'd probably call you a filthy casual and a faggot who needs to dual wield cocks because you can't two hand your own.

>> No.33794901

>>33794540
>Tfw she didn't want to be kissed so bad her mouth moved away
Or is this that anime side mouth meme taken to its extreme?

>> No.33794925

>>33794886
Can I ask her to two hand my cock?

>> No.33794980

>>33794925
Well you're in luck, although it's a little unorthodox her school does in face teach two handed dagger usage. Mostly for controlled but powerful and rapid thrusting, granted you'll never penetrate as deep as a longsword.

>> No.33794983
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33794983

>>33794901
Reguras bugs have this thing where they can pretend to have a humanlike mouth, but it's much bigger in reality

>> No.33795000

>>33794983
You think if I payed her, she'd let me watch her swallow a watermelon whole?

>> No.33795025
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33795025

>>33794901
bug mouths are...interesting

>> No.33795050

>>33795000
Hippo girls already have that talent mastered https://youtu.be/9wyhhxOZazI

>> No.33795149

>>33795050
Hippo skulls are fucking horifying and they're one of the leading causes of death by african wildlife

>> No.33795184

>>33792569
He said to impregnate your daughters, not marry them, sheesh

>> No.33795219

>>33795050
>tfw no hippo girl to lie in the bog with
Why do we live on this gay world?

>> No.33795336

>>33795219
Just keep on keepin' on anon. All the laws of biology suggest that genetically engineered nymphomaniac catgirls for domestic use are entirely possible.

>> No.33795532

>>33794736
She's being framed, it's the Snuggler they're after not her! Just because there's another yeti in town doesn't mean she cuddle rapes people like the evil criminal one!

>> No.33796423
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33796423

Have you considered using the power of music to woo monsters?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0PtCdqFL7o

>> No.33796500

>>33796423
I could probably strum out some poorly written love song, messing up every few seconds, and my wife would still swoon hard.

>> No.33796518
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33796518

I have arisen from the cousin of death, sleep, to remind you all of something very important, Wurms are the bestset girls out there. And Also dreamt of my wurmy

>> No.33796592
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33796592

>Sleep with mouse
>Sleep with mouse some more
>Keep sleeping with mouse
>Number of mice increases
>Sleep with new mice
>Repeat until desired number of mice is achieved

>> No.33796810

>>33796592
They reproduce by sleeping!?

>> No.33796989
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33796989

Why are girls with their eyes covered so great?

>> No.33797025
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33797025

>>33796989
Are they?

>> No.33797074

>>33796518
How do I learm your secrets wurmfriend. I never dream of my waifu.

>> No.33797120

>>33797074
Well, I try my best to visualize her at first so I have a clear idea of what my wife would look like, and before I sleep, I think of her, hell I sang a little song before I fell asleep about her

>> No.33797156

>>33797120
Well then I need to think of a song for my cute Greenworm then.

>> No.33797199

what would happen if I went up to monster girl and say my 'tism runs deep but my love for you runs deeper

>> No.33797290

>>33797199
Saying love in any capacity is a good way to have your shorts shredded and your cock in a monster in under a minute flat. Even if it's out of context, and especially if they're CCs. Don't ever mention how you love a food or something to a cake, because she'll somehow think you're talking about her.

>> No.33797305

>>33797199
say goodbuye to your pelvis dood.

>> No.33797452
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33797452

>>33797199
I don't think there's any condition in which an unmarried monster will leave your pelvis intact if you confess to her.
At worst lizardmen / salamanders put you through a training montage and destroy your pelvis at the end of it

>> No.33797513

>>33797120
>anon sang a song about his waifu before sleep to help dream about her
well shit, if anyone deserves their wurm, it's you

>> No.33797519

>>33797452
I'll be right back. i'm gonna confess my love to an ushi oni or a manticore.

>> No.33797534

does your head make a hollow thud like mine does when I tap it?

>> No.33797544

>>33797452
>getting trained by lizard
>it's starting to click
>she's complementing your form
>you're very happy
>she smiles and kicks you over
>angles her hips on you and starts riding
>confused tears commence

>> No.33797577

>>33797519
Tell her sister I love her. I'd come with You, but I'm too lazy.

>> No.33797718

I'm a meathead, big muscles but a peasized brain, I'm at the starting holst plains, what should I look out for?

>> No.33797750
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33797750

>>33797718
Home-cooking. It can lead to instant loss!

>> No.33797752

So lets say hypothetically I got an anonymous love letter to an Ushi Oni and managed to not get caught. The letter itself was very heartfelt and specifically mentioned how I love her Ushi Oni traits. How long until I inevitably get found and caught? How does she do it?

>> No.33797796

>>33797544
This way is better
>getting trained by lizard
>it's starting to click
>she's complementing your form
>you're very happy
>you counter one of her moves for the first time
>accidentally kabedon her
>she melts on the spot and closes her eyes, waiting to get kissed
>you spill your spaghetti and turn away
>She grabs you and forces you to kabedon her again and kiss her
>After discovering your passion for each other, you kabedon her again, but on the ground this time, and with your hips
>The two of you live happily ever after.

>> No.33797802

>>33797718
These cows are small, but the ones out there are far away.

>> No.33797816

>>33797752
She will get a job making deliveries and require people to sign for them. When she finds the person whose handwriting is a match, BLAM!

>> No.33797838

>>33797752
well did your hand sweat get on the page, if it did, well your pelvis is bye-bye, after she hoops on a plain to go to your loation

>> No.33797927

>>33792674
I would happily be this Pharaoh's servant. Imagine massaging her muscles to help her feel better after a long day as ruler, or rubbing oils on her body when she decides to take a day off to sunbathe, getting to feel every inch of her body.

>> No.33797963

>>33796423
Sing 'Shot through the heart' to a cupid and see her get mad when you reach "you give love a bad name"

>> No.33797979

>>33797838
How about a murder mystery meet and greet husband/wife finding event. Go to a secluded mansion with a group of people where you have to solve a mystery to find who wrote you the love letter. Still wondering how this would work exactly though. It could always be a phantom's illusion too.

>> No.33798036

>>33797816
>been a month
>haven't thought about it
>beep beep special delivery
>signs Anon Y Mous
>"YOU"
>carried out to the delivery van and given the pounding of a lifetime
>lots of very upset people didn't get their packages that day

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