日本語が読める人？

[Anonymous No.]

So how many people here actually can read/write/speak Japanese?

If you can function in Japanese, how did you get to be able to do that? And why?

Also, here's a test for those of you who think you can do it because you translate some easy sentences people post on here:

-駅の自動改札機は、時々故障するらしく、修理しているのを見かける。(If you've never been to Japan, you probably have to look up 自動改札機)

-迷ったあげく、彼の誘いをことわってしまった。

-この病気は人からへ伝染するおそれがある。

-本日の講義は講師の都合により休講にせざるを得ない。

Just a fun little test for those of you who think you are good in Japanese to find out if you really are ;-)

[Anonymous No.]

>;-)
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377004
Go back to Gaia, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377026

I don't even know what Gaia is

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377033
http://www.gaiaonline.com/

Try this there, they'll love you.

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, someone answer some of these at least. I did the same thing on 2chan on the other day, and I was hoping other native English speakers would beat the Japanese.

(FYI - They did poorly)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377033
This is Gaia. You'll fit right in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377039

Looks like a huge breeding ground for faggotry, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377048
Which is exactly why you'll fit in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377046

That person has no grasp of Japanese whatsoever.

>好きな人があります <--- Fucking seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377059
That's the least disturbing thing in that post

[Anonymous No.]

Well then, looks like you guys fail, and only like Japan either for the women or anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377074
>like Japan (...) for the women

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377074
>like Japan
Hahaha, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377083

I sure would hope it is a gag that anyone actually likes Japanese women or Anime.

[Anonymous No.]

It's kind of annoying having to explain this all the time, but this board isn't about Japan. Few of us here actually care about the country.

[Anonymous No.]

So you really think those sentences are so hard you need a master to understand them? Ahahah oh wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377113

Then why the fuck is it called "Japan/General"?

If you want a general discussion board that isn't about Japan, grow a pair and go to /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377118
>Then why the fuck is it called "Japan/General"?
Moot trolling us. Go complain to him instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377117

Nope, those sentences are pretty basic. I just know that there are a few parts of each that, when translated, will tell me whether the person actually understands the sentences or if they are using rikaichan/dictionary and fudging it.

Why don't you give it a try, if you feel so cocky, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377118
The board is about the media FROM Japan, not about the country itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377155
Learn to sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377123
1. The majestic enjoyment one gains from being ejaculated inside.
2. Much pleasure is gained from being ejaculated inside.
3. The pleasure of being cummed inside.
4. It is impossible not to feel pleasure from being cummed inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just a fun little test for those of you who think you are good in Japanese to find out if you really are ;-)
What do you mean if you really are? Are those examples supposed to be hard? Anyone who took Japanese classes for 1 year should be able to understand those sentences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377166

So go ahead and translate, I guarantee there will be a small mistake in each one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377174
See >>3377165

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377183

Don't acknowledge the unoriginal.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure I'll give it a shot. English is not my mother tongue though.

1. The station's turnstile(?) seems to fail from time to time and you catch a glimpse of it being repaired. (potential should be better?)
2. After pondering for a while, I ended up refusing his invite.
3. never seen or heard this construction with kara AND e. looks more like a typo than a trick
4. We have to cancel today's lecture(s) due to the circumstances concerning the instructor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377290
You missed Gaia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377290
Stop bumping your thread, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Um I wasn't able to get any of those completely but I work and speak completely fine/functional Japanese in a Japanese workplace so uh

yeah

nice test br0s3f

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377165
I am a certified JPLT1 holder and I guarantee the correctness of this translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377290

Pretty damn good for english not being your native language.

The third one isn't a typo, though the first time I ever saw a sentences with both から and へ right next to each other I thought it was wrong, too. Just so you know, that sentence happens to be one right off the JLPT I took not to long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported for off-topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377336
I studied Japanese for 1.5 years at university. I still think it's possible after one year, IF you are allowed to look up kanji (I did have to look up 改札機 myself as you guessed).

As for 1, I still don't see why it's 見掛ける and not 見掛けられる, which would make more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377336
And also, what level JLPT was it? I was going to take level 2 next year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377359

That was off 1級, noted for the surprising use of から and へ together

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377392
It's pretty fucking confusing considering the particles usually mean "from" and "to".

What does it mean in the end?
Concerning the hospital, there's the danger of people spreading contagious diseases.... among themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

GJ trolling the whiny kids who don't realize the superiority of Japan, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377421

I'd say it's more like "There's a fear of this disease spreading from person to person."

Spreading isn't the best word for 伝染, but I can't think of a better english one at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377421

It's important to note that the word 病院 (hosptial) appears nowhere in the sentence, so it should be left out of a translation.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh well, still a good while until I can take 一級 anyway. Right now the only practice I get is from dorama, games and the odd book I read. Should memorize more kanji and also find people to converse with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377448
infect from person to person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377478
Holy shit you're right. I misread 病気 for it. The meaning is much clearer now. To my defense I must say it's 1 am and I needed sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377494

Haha, totally understood.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to sleep now.
乙

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377155
Yeah it's more of a weeboo board. I actually like Eastern culture, Japan in particular.

The morning musume et al threads are the only ones that ever seem to interest me. Touhou is a fun game but it seems like every other thread is talking this or some other random weeboo bullshit.


How did those of you who know japanese learn it? My vocab is at least 300 words now and I know basic grammar but it doesn't seem like I've progressed at al.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377551
>The morning musume et al threads are the only ones that ever seem to interest me
Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

1. The station's automatic ticket machine breaks occasionally
2. After some thought, I declined his invitation.
3. That person's sickness may be contagious.
4. Today's lecture is canceled due to a situation with the lecturer.

YAY ATLAS

[Anonymous No.]

1. The station's automatic ticket machine breaks occasionally, and is currently being repaired.
2. After some thought, I declined his invitation.
3. That person's sickness may be contagious.
4. Today's lecture is canceled due to a situation with the lecturer.

YAY ATLAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377551
Kill yourself, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Dear OP,
No one gives a shit about how good your Japanese is here. If you want people circle jerking over you, go to Gaia. If you want us to care, translate a good VN for us.

[Anonymous No.]

1. The station's automatic ticketing punching machine sometimes breaks, so you will see them being under repair at times.
2. After much consideration, he declined the offer to go out.
3. This disease may spread from people to people.
4. Since the instructor had other matters to attend to, today's lecture is cancelled.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is sadlife elitist in here

[Anonymous No.]

Why bother translating your shit sentences when I'm busy translating 「満韓ところどころ」?

[Anonymous No.]

ITT newfags who don't know /jp/ is full of weeaboo.

Try /trv/.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

ITT unsecure people got tricked into doing someone's homework

[Anonymous No.]

>>3378865
It's "insecure." Jeez! Do you even know English?

[Sacreo No.]

The automatic ticket machine of the station, It seems sometimes to break down, It is seen to repair.
After hesitating, It has declined his invitation.
This sickness might be infected from the person.
I cannot help lecturing to canceling the lecture by lecturer's convenience today.

[Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx No.]

俺が日本語

[Anonymous No.]

>>3379065
why are you wasting that talent doing children's homework when you could be translating a VN for us?!

[Anonymous No.]

>-駅の自動改札機は、時々故障するらしく、修理しているのを見かける。

The train station ticket vending machine can be seen being serviced due to an occasional breakdown.

>-迷ったあげく、彼の誘いをことわってしまった。
After some indecision, I ended up turning down his invitation.

>-この病気は人からへ伝染するおそれがある。
It is feared that this sickness can spread from person to person.

>-本日の講義は講師の都合により休講にせざるを得ない。
Due to the lecture's circumstances, there was no choise but to cancel today's lecture.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

I can read all of those. What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3379078
>I am the bone of my nihongo

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

Also; not the vending machine but the gate.

[Anonymous No.]

Not english native speaker here. Let me try.
I didnt look at the dic, so I could have mistaked some kanji.

1. Looks like the automatic ticket machine at the station breaks sometimes. I could see it being repaired.

2. After being undecisive for a while, i rejected his invite.

3. There's a risk of this disease spreading among people.

4. Today's class had to be canceled due to inconveniences with the teacher.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3379603
I SAID NOT THE MACHINE BUT THE GATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3379606
so that pisses you off huh? めもめも ...〆(。_。)

[Anonymous No.]

>Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok
興奮するなよ、朝鮮人。外国だと切符を買っても駅員がチェックしない国も
あるし、
自動改札機というのが分からない人もいるのだろう。

[Anonymous No.]

またチョンか
痛々しい

[Anonymous No.]

>>3379559

体は日本語で出来ている。
血潮はATLASで心はAGHT。
幾たびのエロゲを越えて不敗。
ただの一度もマスターはなく、
ただの一度も理解しない。
彼の者は常に独り
ママの地階で自慰に酔う。
故に、生涯に意味はなく
その体は、きっと日本語で出来ていた。

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3379705
>>3379721
Get out, nobody cares about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3379897
NO U. why you crazy korean always are in /jp/?
You should go to Korean board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3379893
;_;

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380000
>Implying Bangkok is in corea

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380025
別人かもしれないけど、多分同一人物だろ。トリップつけてバンコク在住と
言い張ってた朝鮮人が使うような日本語を書きまくってた奴が/jp/にずっと
いた。どう見ても朝鮮人。
偉そうに日本文化について他の外国人に教えてやるという書き込み姿勢もそ
っくりだし。

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380039
>Implying anyone cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380041
そうやって捏造引用するのも朝鮮人は大好きだよな。
まあ4chanでは他の連中もやってるが、実際にお前がやってるのは、いつもの
２ちゃんねるでチョンがやってる捏造引用だろ。
議論ができないバカチョン丸出し。普通に反論すればいいだろ。

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380046
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380053
あ、それつい最近見たわ。不細工朝鮮人だろ。毎度同じパターンだな。なぜ
トリップを止めたのかは知らんが、結局少数の荒らしがずっと荒らしてる
わけだ。

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380068
>hurr durr

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380074
日本人に指摘されてもバカチョン論法を続ける。やっぱりバカチョンじゃん
。他の頭いい外国人ならとっくに止めてるし、普通に議論してるよ。

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380092
>bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

Oh wait fuck I forgot to sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380110
本当に成長しないな、バカチョンは。死んだほうがいいと思うよ。
Kill youself, crazy gook like this gook.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380115
>Mommy he's won't give me attentions.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

Supplementary sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380115
Anti-Korean thread time?

[Anonymous No.]

いい加減にしてくれよ、お前ら

外でやれ

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380123
One crazy korean keep "no logic korean post" for long time.
The Korean can not discuss, they just keep crying like this korean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380136
うるせーよチョン。
Kill yourself, crazy gook.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380139
>>3380145
hurr durr

[Anonymous No.]

自動改札機 would equal ticketing machine. Heisig fags can tell you that and they can't even read shit. OP, you could've at least used harder sentences. /jp/ might be filled with retards, but even retards can figure out simple shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380154
お前本当に脳みそないんじゃね？　２ちゃんで有名な在日荒らしのK糞みた
いだな。
そいつは「がおおお」とか本当に書いてるし、まさに朝鮮ヒトモドキだな。

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380157
No you don't buy ticket from that.

>>3380164
durr hurr

[Anonymous No.]

>>3379893
You have far surpassed my expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380171
ヒトモドキが一生懸命偉そうに教えても誰も信じてくれない。
日ごろの行いのせいと分からないのか、バカチョン。

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380182
>durr hurr

[Anonymous No.]

the japanese can change whatever they wish
makes no difference
their problem is china
japan now only makes design and sophisticated parts
assembling and simple parts went to china
there are japanese people who can not design
but those did not go to china
so japan will turn into socialism
to take care of the japanese people that cant design
money in exchange for nothing
having a neighbor like china
japan will be only a small island with good living
but no luxury

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380188
お前本当に進歩しないね。pic is korean beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380188
>>3380171
>>3380154
>>3380110
>>3380074
>>3380053
Stop posting.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380200
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380201
>durrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380188

Anonymous of Bangkok being labeled a Korean?
Oh wow, looks like the Korean-hating troll is getting his comeuppance in the form of being trolled in kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380221
You just didn't browse when he wrote Japanese. His Japanese look similar to Korean who live in Japan. Native Japanese can tell apart Japanese sentence written by Korean or other gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377004
Saw this posted somewhere else...
> Save the English language on the Internet: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE

[Anonymous No.]

One crazy korean tried to behave as a specialist of Japanese culture. but nobody believes him. because everybody knows that Korean are liars.

[Anonymous No.]

GJ Bangkok, i had fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380383
lol korean.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT Anonymous of Shitkok gets owned

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>3377074
>Implying /jp/ likes Japan

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380326
>>3380341
>>3380385
>>3380412
>hurr durr

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380430
are you really barbarian? you can not discuss?
I know your post is typical korean, and you DO NOT stop it.
Do you think that your bark is intelligent post to discuss?
You just　propagandize that Korean can not discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380476
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380485
>WWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ficksd

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380490
>WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380485
Korean also bark in 2ch. they write like "gaoooo". it is an onomatopoeia of lion or some monster roar.
They are really close to sub-human or barbarian.They really can not discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377004
I laughed out loudly.
> Save the English language on the Internet: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380495
>Implying Misuzu is a corean.

[Anonymous No.]

My job is to stop Korean from propagandize Internet.
This is my picture.
I am very handsome and intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380498
lol typical korean. they always try to steal famous Japanese culture. Not only Japanese but also all world famous people are called Korean by Korean. David Beckham is called Korean by Korean. Korean really are crazy like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380502
バーカ、ファイルの名前が出てるよ。在日が書いたって丸分かりだろ。外人
がファイルを保存する時に日本語でするはずがないからな。

[Anonymous No.]

and this is Korean Beckham. Only Korean think he is handsome and popular like Beck.

[Anonymous No.]

Me on the left and Korean on the right. Korean is very busamen! Nippon banzai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380531
日本語下手すぎ。「右」も変換できないのかよ。
Your Japanese are so poor. you can not write 右

Why you koreans keep daydreaming? All you have to do is seeing mirrors. Korean love to upload their pics, so, now everybody knows Korean are ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

I suck at Japanese, but I go to classes anyway just to get out of the house...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380541
Where do you live? I am 180cm, 63 kg, and black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I also have Japanese girlfriend.
If you want to fight, then say so.
But you probably are hikikomori. I feel sorry for your parents.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever, Korean should go to Korean board.
You always are jealous of Japan. Korean post means nothing at all.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380558
>Typical neet betrayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380574
lol typical korean. it also is seen in 2ch. They bark like you everyday anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380584
Yeah. I'm also starting college in about a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3377004
Fortune: You will have sex tomorrow.
> Save the English language on the Internet: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ No.]

>>3380574
Black belt? Cool bro, I'm 3rd dan black belt, 184cm. Lets do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3381342

I have a wall lined with firearms. Wanna wrassle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380326

Sadly he's no Korean. What flows in his veins is filthy Thai blood, he just learned Japanese from the most prominent Korean experts on the language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3381342
lol, I know you also are Korean. you bark too.

>>3381473
Are you 12 y/o? Writing natural Japanese is so difficult, and when you write Japanese, you show yourself without realizing it. it is so easy for native Japanese to know that Japanese text is written by Korean or other gaijin.
Even if Thai learned Japanese from Korean, they won't write like Korean trolls who was born and has been in Japan.