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She was found performing routine maintenance before the body of the Witch.

To challenge the Pancor Jackhammer with magic, Beatrice truly had no idea as to her proper place.

The outcome was obvious.

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3376945

War never changes.

>> No.3376995
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The Witch was found with a crushed upper body, with the indentation of the wound reaching from her shoulder to her heart. It was likely caused by some kind of huge, blunt-force trauma.

Additionally, her bangs were cut, though apparently not by a sharp object.

To try and challenge the new Demon King, the Endless Witch truly overstepped her bounds.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377014
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Resembling a pincushion, the Witch was found buried under a mountain of blue stakes.

Indeed, it was a one-sided game from the beginning, but for the Golden Witch to be killed before the Tea Party...

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377034
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Surrounded by a pool of urine, the Witch's last words were allegedly 'Why, how....'.

On top of that, shards of objects resembling ritual instruments, and piles of animal meat were found around the scene of the crime.

It seems that even Beatrice can experience a fear of a greater power, once in a while.

Kihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377043
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The Golden Witch was found with a gaping hole in the chest, likely caused by a long, thin bladed weapon.

Additionally, her ribbon was missing, her golden hair messed up and bloody.

To challenge the new family head, the fake witch truly underestimated her opponent.

The outcome was obvious.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377055
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With the worst compatability, the outcome was decided from the beginning.

Even though Beato was rock, the opponent had a weapon that surpassed mere 'super-scissors'.

>> No.3377061
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>>3377055

Kihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377077

What the fuck am I reading

>> No.3377081
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In less than the cooking time of his delicious swiss chocolate, the Magical Chef make bordelaise sauce out of the Golden Witch.

If at Halloween, the food had tiny bombs, then at this feast your stomach would burst from overeating.

Superb, Gohda.

Kihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377099
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3377099

this thread
is the best thread

>> No.3377108
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By the time the witch realized what had transpired, it was already too late.

Stripped of all of her wealth, the Golden Witch became little more than a misnomer.

She was found with numerous scratch marks on her throat, a victim of poverty and starvation.

Truly foolish, she naively thought that she could compete with a master.


Kihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377130
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The Witch was found with several broken ribs, a bloodied face, and her jaw crushed.

To think she had a chance against the world champion, The Witch surely looked down on humans.

In addition, she was missing her belt, and 3 teeth.

Kihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377132
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Her bones were crushed by swords.
Steel sliced into her body, voiding it of blood.
The Witch screamed over a thousand times.
Unaware of counterattack.
Nor aware of retreat.
For a while, she experienced great pain under these weapons, waiting for the game's end.
She most likely regretted this path.

Her whole life was 'died when killed'.

Kihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377146
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The maid was fed up with it, so the witch was killed.

It seems that putting a barrier on a bullet gives it a piercing attribute?

Against the wisdom of a white devil, the Witch stood no chance.

You should have payed more attention to Strikers, Beatrice.

Kihihihihihihii.

>> No.3377164
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In a fair fight, the tables were turned.

The Witch was found riddled with several bullet holes. On top of that, her head was crushed, and a pen had penetrated her brain through her eye.

The legend of Mama Musou will live on for a thousand years.

Kihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377170

>>3377132
The best

>> No.3377177
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Her corpse was found in 4 different pieces strewn about the lobby. She appears to have been separated by a large hunk of metal. However, the witnesses don't believe
that someone could wield a sword that big.

To call the Black Swordsman "furniture", truly foolish.

For one who has stood up against Apostles, a witch is merely a stone on the road.

Kihihihihihihihihihihi

>> No.3377184
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At the last second, a turnabout victory left the Witch speechless.

Completely and utterly denied, without a chance of rebuttal, Beatrice was buried under a storm of blue stakes and died.

It seems that practicing against Battler wasn't enough to prepare for this, Beato.

Kihihihiihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377186

>>3377146
No, this is the best.

>> No.3377185

>>3377132
I don't get it.

>> No.3377192
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Missing. Only burnt remains of flesh and what resembles her dress have been found.

To challenge the Prince of All Saiyans. What a fool.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

>> No.3377199
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Reportedly, it began when the witch casually said, "Isn't that a ****'s name'?".

Although it's hard for me to say this, the description this time is too brutal even for the games of Rokkenjima.

Really, to make an enemy that would do THAT to your loved ones, Beatrice...

Kihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377206
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I used to bone the world
Swords would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I pray alone
Sweep the blades I used to own

>> No.3377208
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Remarkably, it seems that the Witch's death had nothing to do with magic at all?

Instead, her body was beaten and crushed, the hope drained from her still-opened eyes.

Maybe you should invest in a body made of swords next time, Beato.

Kihihihihihi.

>> No.3377220
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The Witch's corpse was never found. Has she scattered into golden butterflies upon death, or has she just whimsically wandered away from the gameboard?

Leaving her opponent waiting for all eternity... she has shown none of the grace expected of a Great Witch. Perhaps it was her last attempt to torment him for all eternity?

But it was her that the torment was inflicted upon.

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377222
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No body was ever found.

...He didn't change, Beato. Are you perhaps about as strong as a Waddle-dee?

Kihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377224
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Kakarot

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

>> No.3377234

>>3377206
I love you.

>> No.3377241
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She was the strongest, and could not be beaten.

If her powerlevel is infinite, and Beato's is 1 million, then how many people are still on the bus in Gensokyo?

You should have payed more attention in Math, Beatrice.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377247
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3377247

Fuck you guys.

>> No.3377254
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>> No.3377258
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She died the death.

Her sentence was death.

The great equalizer was the death.

...Sorry, Beato, but that really is a cool phrase, right?

Kihihiihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377273

>>3377247
Ah damn, I lol'd

>> No.3377279
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>>3376923

Wielding the strongest Jackhammer as her furniture, the Jewel Magus taught the Witch a lesson.

Beatrice's body was found as a fragmented mound of flesh, the ground stained with blood, tears, and semen.

The outcome was obvious. How could you expect to stand up against a cock that could slay gods, Beato?

Kihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377282

>>3377241
Cirno is the strongest.

>> No.3377286
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She was found collapsed on the table, face buried in a mound of shortbread cookies.

To think she would try to intervene in their love.

Death by food poisoning.

Pukukuku...

>> No.3377285

>>3377282

People breathe air.

>> No.3377284

>>3377279
Oh god I lol'd.

>> No.3377299

>>3377286

....I smirked.

>> No.3377304

>>3377279
best one so far

>> No.3377316
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She was already dead.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

>> No.3377321
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The furniture had enough ot being treated as Kanon-fodder, and decided to rebel.

Parts of the Witch's body are still being found, all over the island.

Now, you can finally come home to me, onii-chan.

Kihihihihihihihi.

(LITTLE GIRLS.)

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She was on the floor, her body slowly turning to dust as the very concept of her existence was erased. To go against the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception capable of killing God... the Golden Witch truly was a fool.

kihihihihihihihihi

>> No.3377341
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She was found with her body shredded by dozens of weapons. It can only be assumed it is her by her dress, as she's nothing more than a lump of meat now.

The mongrel did not know her place. A witch? You are nothing to the king.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihi

>> No.3377345
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>>3377321
Busy cross dressing.

>> No.3377367
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She was found with a single bullet in her temple.

To go against the ordinary high school student capable of restraining God herself...

Perhaps the Golden Witch should have looked into a new hobby?

>> No.3377375
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She was found with her own pipe lodged in her forehead, along with several stab wounds and holes in her body that seem to have been made by the pipe.

The outcome was obvious.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

>> No.3377380 [DELETED] 
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MIssing. Her body is presumed to be somewhere in deep space.

Bored by his lack of response, the Witched turned to abusing his friends. To try that in front of the Prince of Jurai, she was if anything brave.

What is a Thousand Year Witch against divinity?

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377386

>>3377375
>fanart of Lancelot
HOLY SHIT LANCELOT FANART
MORE PLOX

>> No.3377385
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She was once told that she had the One-Winged Eagle inscribed into her heart.

Unfortunately for Beato, she decided to share this special honor with her, via scalpel.

Now you can have a last name too, Beato!

Kihihihihihi.

>> No.3377384
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MIssing. Her body is presumed to be somewhere in deep space.

Bored by his lack of response, the Witch turned to abusing his friends. To try that in front of the Prince of Jurai, she was if anything brave.

What is a Thousand Year Witch against divinity?

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3377388
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The Witch's body was found in front of the mansion, torn into tiny chunks of meat. The only identifying feature was the single golden butterfly fluttering its wings weakly...

Boring, boring, the Witch was BORING, KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOUR BORING SELF SPIN THE GUILT SPIN THE BIRTH SPIN THE WORLD SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN

IIIIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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*There is no reply. It's only a corpse.*

...

Kihihihihi.

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Her body was riddled with bullets. What was left of her corpse was so radioactive that it glowed like the golden butterflies she was so fond of.

Earthly magic has no recourse against extraterrestrial artifacts.

To think she could challenge the chosen one himself.

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>> No.3378794

/jp/ I am confused and afraid.

>> No.3378852

>>3377463
Беатри́че!!!

>> No.3378878
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>>3377388

Fuck yes you are the craziest vampire ever

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>> No.3378926

>>3378918
You... you're pretty new here, aren't you ?

>> No.3378938

>>3378918
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3376923#p3376923

>> No.3378942

>>3378926

The general archive saves everything, it is a place of commoners and Japanese birds. 4chanarchive does not know how what sort of elder sister to be, so it has decided to be a noble one, as this is all it truly knows.

>> No.3378973

>>3378942
Why bother archiving the thread when you can always get it elsewhere?

It's like using the 4chan Archiver for /tg/.

>> No.3378990

>>3378973

Because the other boards mock the fact that our most recent archived post is "my shit looks like a kanji" from 2 years ago.

>> No.3378999

>>3378990
...and we give a shit about the opinions of others....because?

>> No.3379000

>>3378990
>the other boards
No one cares about those.

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