She was found performing routine maintenance before the body of the Witch. To challenge the Pancor Jackhammer with magic, Beatrice truly had no idea as to her proper place. The outcome was obvious. Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:50:56 2009 No.3376923 [Reply] [Original]

She was found performing routine maintenance before the body of the Witch.

To challenge the Pancor Jackhammer with magic, Beatrice truly had no idea as to her proper place.

The outcome was obvious.

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:53:56 2009 No.3376945 War never changes.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:03:56 2009 No.3376995
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The Witch was found with a crushed upper body, with the indentation of the wound reaching from her shoulder to her heart. It was likely caused by some kind of huge, blunt-force trauma.

Additionally, her bangs were cut, though apparently not by a sharp object.

To try and challenge the new Demon King, the Endless Witch truly overstepped her bounds.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihi.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:06:56 2009 No.3377014
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Resembling a pincushion, the Witch was found buried under a mountain of blue stakes.

Indeed, it was a one-sided game from the beginning, but for the Golden Witch to be killed before the Tea Party...

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:12:56 2009 No.3377034
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Surrounded by a pool of urine, the Witch's last words were allegedly 'Why, how....'.

On top of that, shards of objects resembling ritual instruments, and piles of animal meat were found around the scene of the crime.

It seems that even Beatrice can experience a fear of a greater power, once in a while.

Kihihihihihihihihihi.

eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Tue Sep 15 17:13:56 2009 No.3377043
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The Golden Witch was found with a gaping hole in the chest, likely caused by a long, thin bladed weapon.

Additionally, her ribbon was missing, her golden hair messed up and bloody.

To challenge the new family head, the fake witch truly underestimated her opponent.

The outcome was obvious.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:15:56 2009 No.3377055 File: 56 KB, 800x600, darksaber.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With the worst compatability, the outcome was decided from the beginning. Even though Beato was rock, the opponent had a weapon that surpassed mere 'super-scissors'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:17:56 2009 No.3377061 File: 318 KB, 1280x1024, dark sakura.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3377055 Kihihihihihihihi.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Tue Sep 15 17:21:56 2009 No.3377077 What the fuck am I reading

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:21:56 2009 No.3377081
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In less than the cooking time of his delicious swiss chocolate, the Magical Chef make bordelaise sauce out of the Golden Witch.

If at Halloween, the food had tiny bombs, then at this feast your stomach would burst from overeating.

Superb, Gohda.

Kihihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:24:56 2009 No.3377099 File: 206 KB, 751x1057, moemoe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this thread is the best thread

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:25:56 2009 No.3377108
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By the time the witch realized what had transpired, it was already too late.

Stripped of all of her wealth, the Golden Witch became little more than a misnomer.

She was found with numerous scratch marks on her throat, a victim of poverty and starvation.

Truly foolish, she naively thought that she could compete with a master.

Kihihihihihihihihi.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:31:56 2009 No.3377130
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The Witch was found with several broken ribs, a bloodied face, and her jaw crushed.

To think she had a chance against the world champion, The Witch surely looked down on humans.

In addition, she was missing her belt, and 3 teeth.

Kihihihihihihihi.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:32:56 2009 No.3377132
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Her bones were crushed by swords.
Steel sliced into her body, voiding it of blood.
The Witch screamed over a thousand times.
Unaware of counterattack.
Nor aware of retreat.
For a while, she experienced great pain under these weapons, waiting for the game's end.
She most likely regretted this path.

Her whole life was 'died when killed'.

Kihihihihihihi.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:35:56 2009 No.3377146
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The maid was fed up with it, so the witch was killed.

It seems that putting a barrier on a bullet gives it a piercing attribute?

Against the wisdom of a white devil, the Witch stood no chance.

You should have payed more attention to Strikers, Beatrice.

Kihihihihihihii.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:38:56 2009 No.3377164
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In a fair fight, the tables were turned.

The Witch was found riddled with several bullet holes. On top of that, her head was crushed, and a pen had penetrated her brain through her eye.

The legend of Mama Musou will live on for a thousand years.

Kihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:40:56 2009 No.3377170 >>3377132 The best

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:41:56 2009 No.3377177
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Her corpse was found in 4 different pieces strewn about the lobby. She appears to have been separated by a large hunk of metal. However, the witnesses don't believe
that someone could wield a sword that big.

To call the Black Swordsman "furniture", truly foolish.

For one who has stood up against Apostles, a witch is merely a stone on the road.

Kihihihihihihihihihihi

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:43:56 2009 No.3377184
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At the last second, a turnabout victory left the Witch speechless.

Completely and utterly denied, without a chance of rebuttal, Beatrice was buried under a storm of blue stakes and died.

It seems that practicing against Battler wasn't enough to prepare for this, Beato.

Kihihihiihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:43:56 2009 No.3377186 >>3377146 No, this is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:43:56 2009 No.3377185 >>3377132 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:46:56 2009 No.3377192 File: 128 KB, 640x419, Majin Vegeta 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Missing. Only burnt remains of flesh and what resembles her dress have been found. To challenge the Prince of All Saiyans. What a fool. Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:47:56 2009 No.3377199
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Reportedly, it began when the witch casually said, "Isn't that a ****'s name'?".

Although it's hard for me to say this, the description this time is too brutal even for the games of Rokkenjima.

Really, to make an enemy that would do THAT to your loved ones, Beatrice...

Kihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:50:56 2009 No.3377206 File: 146 KB, 653x1000, 1250898819254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I used to bone the world Swords would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning I pray alone Sweep the blades I used to own

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:51:56 2009 No.3377208
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Remarkably, it seems that the Witch's death had nothing to do with magic at all?

Instead, her body was beaten and crushed, the hope drained from her still-opened eyes.

Maybe you should invest in a body made of swords next time, Beato.

Kihihihihihi.

eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Tue Sep 15 17:54:56 2009 No.3377220
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The Witch's corpse was never found. Has she scattered into golden butterflies upon death, or has she just whimsically wandered away from the gameboard?

Leaving her opponent waiting for all eternity... she has shown none of the grace expected of a Great Witch. Perhaps it was her last attempt to torment him for all eternity?

But it was her that the torment was inflicted upon.

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:54:56 2009 No.3377222 File: 14 KB, 554x312, kirby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No body was ever found. ...He didn't change, Beato. Are you perhaps about as strong as a Waddle-dee? Kihihihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:55:56 2009 No.3377224 File: 49 KB, 510x453, dbz_broly 28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kakarot Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

>>	eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Tue Sep 15 17:58:56 2009 No.3377234 >>3377206 I love you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:58:56 2009 No.3377241
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She was the strongest, and could not be beaten.

If her powerlevel is infinite, and Beato's is 1 million, then how many people are still on the bus in Gensokyo?

You should have payed more attention in Math, Beatrice.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:00:56 2009 No.3377247 File: 7 KB, 149x151, beatowhat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:01:56 2009 No.3377254 File: 27 KB, 244x283, goodbadugly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ..... .............. .... .............. ........ ... ...........................

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:02:56 2009 No.3377258 File: 458 KB, 1200x1695, 1252025807373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She died the death. Her sentence was death. The great equalizer was the death. ...Sorry, Beato, but that really is a cool phrase, right? Kihihiihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:05:56 2009 No.3377273 >>3377247 Ah damn, I lol'd

Fate Announcer Tue Sep 15 18:07:56 2009 No.3377279
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>>3376923

Wielding the strongest Jackhammer as her furniture, the Jewel Magus taught the Witch a lesson.

Beatrice's body was found as a fragmented mound of flesh, the ground stained with blood, tears, and semen.

The outcome was obvious. How could you expect to stand up against a cock that could slay gods, Beato?

Kihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:08:56 2009 No.3377282 >>3377241 Cirno is the strongest.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:08:56 2009 No.3377286
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She was found collapsed on the table, face buried in a mound of shortbread cookies.

To think she would try to intervene in their love.

Death by food poisoning.

Pukukuku...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:08:56 2009 No.3377285 >>3377282 People breathe air.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:08:56 2009 No.3377284 >>3377279 Oh god I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:12:56 2009 No.3377299 >>3377286 ....I smirked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:13:56 2009 No.3377304 >>3377279 best one so far

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:16:56 2009 No.3377316 File: 78 KB, 641x868, ken1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She was already dead. Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:18:56 2009 No.3377321
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The furniture had enough ot being treated as Kanon-fodder, and decided to rebel.

Parts of the Witch's body are still being found, all over the island.

Now, you can finally come home to me, onii-chan.

Kihihihihihihihi.

(LITTLE GIRLS.)

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:23:56 2009 No.3377339
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She was on the floor, her body slowly turning to dust as the very concept of her existence was erased. To go against the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception capable of killing God... the Golden Witch truly was a fool.

kihihihihihihihihi

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:23:56 2009 No.3377341
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She was found with her body shredded by dozens of weapons. It can only be assumed it is her by her dress, as she's nothing more than a lump of meat now.

The mongrel did not know her place. A witch? You are nothing to the king.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihi

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Tue Sep 15 18:24:56 2009 No.3377345 File: 59 KB, 960x540, crossdressinggoatkun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3377321 Busy cross dressing.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:29:56 2009 No.3377367
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She was found with a single bullet in her temple.

To go against the ordinary high school student capable of restraining God herself...

Perhaps the Golden Witch should have looked into a new hobby?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:30:56 2009 No.3377375
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She was found with her own pipe lodged in her forehead, along with several stab wounds and holes in her body that seem to have been made by the pipe.

The outcome was obvious.

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:32:53 2009 No.3377380 [DELETED]

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MIssing. Her body is presumed to be somewhere in deep space.

Bored by his lack of response, the Witched turned to abusing his friends. To try that in front of the Prince of Jurai, she was if anything brave.

What is a Thousand Year Witch against divinity?

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:33:56 2009 No.3377386 >>3377375 >fanart of Lancelot HOLY SHIT LANCELOT FANART MORE PLOX

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:33:56 2009 No.3377385
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She was once told that she had the One-Winged Eagle inscribed into her heart.

Unfortunately for Beato, she decided to share this special honor with her, via scalpel.

Now you can have a last name too, Beato!

Kihihihihihi.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:33:56 2009 No.3377384
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MIssing. Her body is presumed to be somewhere in deep space.

Bored by his lack of response, the Witch turned to abusing his friends. To try that in front of the Prince of Jurai, she was if anything brave.

What is a Thousand Year Witch against divinity?

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Tue Sep 15 18:34:56 2009 No.3377388
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The Witch's body was found in front of the mansion, torn into tiny chunks of meat. The only identifying feature was the single golden butterfly fluttering its wings weakly...

Boring, boring, the Witch was BORING, KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOUR BORING SELF SPIN THE GUILT SPIN THE BIRTH SPIN THE WORLD SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN

IIIIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:39:56 2009 No.3377404 File: 83 KB, 320x413, loto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is no reply. It's only a corpse. ... Kihihihihi.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:51:56 2009 No.3377463
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Her body was riddled with bullets. What was left of her corpse was so radioactive that it glowed like the golden butterflies she was so fond of.

Earthly magic has no recourse against extraterrestrial artifacts.

To think she could challenge the chosen one himself.

Kihihihihihihihihihihi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:31:56 2009 No.3378794 /jp/ I am confused and afraid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:45:56 2009 No.3378852 >>3377463 Беатри́че!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:50:56 2009 No.3378878 File: 1.16 MB, 775x1031, 4573785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3377388 Fuck yes you are the craziest vampire ever

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>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:01:56 2009 No.3378926 >>3378918 You... you're pretty new here, aren't you ?

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Wed Sep 16 00:02:56 2009 No.3378938 >>3378918 http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3376923#p3376923

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:03:56 2009 No.3378942 >>3378926 The general archive saves everything, it is a place of commoners and Japanese birds. 4chanarchive does not know how what sort of elder sister to be, so it has decided to be a noble one, as this is all it truly knows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:08:56 2009 No.3378973 >>3378942 Why bother archiving the thread when you can always get it elsewhere? It's like using the 4chan Archiver for /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:11:56 2009 No.3378990 >>3378973 Because the other boards mock the fact that our most recent archived post is "my shit looks like a kanji" from 2 years ago.

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Wed Sep 16 00:13:56 2009 No.3378999 >>3378990 ...and we give a shit about the opinions of others....because?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:13:56 2009 No.3379000 >>3378990 >the other boards No one cares about those.

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