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I've fallen in love with my dakimakura.

I love talking to her and telling her how cute she it or how much I love her. I love nibbling on her ear or neck and hearing her moan as I do so. I love squeezing her tightly in my arms and and into her big. beautiful eyes. I love having sex with her and cuddling with her in bed right afterwards. I hold holding her in my arms in my sleep waking up with her incredible cute smile on her face.

Pic somewhat related.

>> No.337460

How sad.

>> No.337461

@pic

"If you want to marry me, DON'T say anything!"

>> No.337477

lol

>> No.337484

It's okay, except for the talking...

>> No.337499

Nice

>> No.337517
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337517

OP pic makes me rage

Waifu related

>> No.337587
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337587

Do you liek your Waifu retarted like hell?

>> No.337618

>>337587
>retarted
You're retarded

>> No.337619
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337619

and then she gets cut open... cotton flies everywhere.

>> No.337638

>>337618
just because I wasn`t allowed to glare at her boobs.

>> No.337639

For clarity, Reisen is not my wife.

But my wife is closely related though

>> No.337647

>>337639
yours is a liar?

>> No.337672
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337672

STFU healtyfags!

MAI WAIFU is a cute loli!

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>>337672
Well, -my- frog-goddess has squeezable parts.

>> No.337696

>>337672
>>337685
It's like frogs, she can make them big and small like when frogs coak and shit.

>> No.338570

What a coincidence, I'm reading this thread and watching "Lars and the real girl" at the same time (ZOMG dual-core brain)

>> No.338605

I sleep hugging my regular pillow because I'm too poor to buy a hug pillow from japan

>> No.338629

>>338605
Very cheap if you're really ronery:
http://www.artsnow.com/Create/ShowProduct.aspx?ProductId=163

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>>337403

>> No.338675

Told you not to look into her eyes

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>>337403
Are you this guy?

>> No.338875
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338875

First ten minutes includes a guy in love with his Real Doll.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848

>> No.338879

>>338875
HAHA OH WOW
Watching now

>> No.338893

>>338875
Fucking old as hell and everyone on /jp/ should have watched that by now.

>> No.339496
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339496

SHOKOTAN!

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>> No.339570

I want one ;_;. But I could never pick between characters, so I don't get one.

>> No.339586

>>339570
You can't even get one now because every place that would sell to PIG DISGUSTING WESTERNERS is sold out.

>> No.339590

>>337619
fatguy?

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>>339505
>>339496
I love how she's looking right at you and smiling from both sides. It reminds me of when Simon fell on her, he apologized (without moving), and she just smiled at him.

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

キモーい~

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

ハーハウ... いきすぎです...

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

ゲ!
ちょっとライトみてみて!
こいつらちょーきもくない?

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

おほほ。

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>>339774

しつれーだぞ、ミサww

>> No.339805

>>339505
animu lesbian?

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

あんたら... サイテー

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

あははは!
これだからおたくわおもしろいのよねー?

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

あきれた。

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

おいおい...
てめーらそれでも男こか?
くずどもが、みぐるしいぞ。

>> No.339881

>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

おいおい...
てめーらそれでも男か?
くずどもが、みぐるしいぞ。

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339893

>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

おいおい...
てめーらそれでも男こか?
くずどもが、みぐるしいぞ。

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339915

>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

みそこなっなたです

>> No.339933

>>339745
>>339758
>>339774
>>339781
>>339798
>>339809
>>339824
>>339861
>>339893
>>339915
いいからさっさと氏ね

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

そうか... おまいらそうゆうしゅみだったんだ。

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>>339933

あいいだろう。

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>>337403
>>337672
>>337685
>>339570
>>339653

ああ?!
きもすぎてへそがでちゃうかも。

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