Why is Sakura such a shitty cook?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:53:22 2009 No.3372889 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Sakura such a shitty cook?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:07:22 2009 No.3372950 Because of her "secret ingredient".

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Mon Sep 14 23:08:22 2009 No.3372955 File: 33 KB, 207x263, wormy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >secret ingredient

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:09:22 2009 No.3372962 File: 77 KB, 426x636, spaghetti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Mon Sep 14 23:10:22 2009 No.3372964 >>3372889 I'd like to warm up in her oven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:14:22 2009 No.3372979 FSN - A VN about women not being able to cook

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:16:22 2009 No.3372989 What is Sakura's secret ingredient, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:18:22 2009 No.3372999 >>3372989 Love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:18:22 2009 No.3373000 >>3372964 I'd like to put white cream in her oven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:20:22 2009 No.3373007 File: 200 KB, 348x1000, cookan games.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:21:22 2009 No.3373019 File: 575 KB, 802x649, sakuracantcook.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'd make a shitty waifu, only good for sex. What a slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:22:22 2009 No.3373020 >>3373007 I got to the point where I dreaded seeing the kitchen/dining room because I knew the inevitably they would start talking about cooking AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:23:22 2009 No.3373028 >>3373000 Sounds very messy. Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:23:22 2009 No.3373029 >>3373007 >chin chin I didn't know Saber was so obscene.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:25:22 2009 No.3373037 File: 402 KB, 1024x768, eatstay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373007

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Mon Sep 14 23:25:22 2009 No.3373040 >>3373007 I'm going to need some translator notes for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:26:22 2009 No.3373047 >>3373019 She sucks at sex too. Makes you want to throw up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:28:22 2009 No.3373060 >>3373040 Translator's note: "Hai" means "FILL ME WITH YOUR SEMEN, SENPAI".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:32:22 2009 No.3373077 >>3373047 >she sucks Good enough, I just have to not look at her naked back

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:35:22 2009 No.3373103 >>3373037 Fuck, I'm not sure whether I want to fantasize about eating that corn, or being penetrated with it by Saber.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:35:22 2009 No.3373104 >>3373060 What does "Un" mean, then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:37:22 2009 No.3373116 >>3373104 United Nations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:37:22 2009 No.3373117 >>3373077 She sucks at sucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:39:22 2009 No.3373125 >>3373104 It's difficult to translate, since it has a lot of meaning that doesn't carry over from Japanese. Something like "the happiness that comes from being filled with ejaculate".

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Mon Sep 14 23:39:22 2009 No.3373132 File: 41 KB, 620x348, 11002-620x-untan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373104

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:41:22 2009 No.3373141 File: 63 KB, 515x555, ringiggle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373125 >implying Rin knows what that feels like

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:46:22 2009 No.3373160 Rin is a better cook than Sakura.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:52:22 2009 No.3373185 Faggots, stop being jealous that you can't cook as well as her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:53:22 2009 No.3373188 >>3373160 only in Chinese food. Sakura beat Rin in other categories hand down any day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:53:22 2009 No.3373194 File: 25 KB, 240x365, FWF3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373141 >implying that Rin hasn't sucked more dicks than Sakura

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:57:22 2009 No.3373207 >>3373141 Sorry sir, but it seems you confused that slutty woman, Rin, for the superior pure, refined beauty known as Luvia. Its a simple beginner's mistake, don't feel bad anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:58:22 2009 No.3373211 >>3373141 Yeah, I've heard that you kind of numb up to with experience. Rin probably wouldn't feel a thing by the time she got to Shirou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:58:22 2009 No.3373212 >>3373188 But Sakura sucks at cooking in general, see >>3373019

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:02:22 2009 No.3373242 >>3373194 Rin had never even seen a hardon before Shirou

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:03:22 2009 No.3373246 >>3373242 see >>3373207

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 00:03:22 2009 No.3373248 File: 780 KB, 800x600, r.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373194 Rin is a good girl.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:05:22 2009 No.3373258

>>3373242
lol you actually believed her bullshit story? o anon you card. Rin just used magic to pretend she was a virgin, and faked surprise. It's a trick all the experienced sluts in Japan can do. Sakura was raped so she never got this one down too well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:20:22 2009 No.3373335 >>3373258 Explain Rin's still intact hymen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:21:22 2009 No.3373345 >>3373335 itsmagicidonthavetoexplainshit.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:21:22 2009 No.3373346 >>3373248 She would look a lot less intimidating if she were suddenly bald.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:23:22 2009 No.3373352 >>3373335 Zelretch did it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:25:22 2009 No.3373358 >>3373248 The funny thing is, she's canonically not a virgin in that picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:35:22 2009 No.3373396 >>3373207 How dare you shorten Luviagelita's name? She's far to proper to be called anything less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:41:22 2009 No.3373425 I'd eat Sakura's food

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:42:22 2009 No.3373431 >>3373396 I am sorry anon, I beg our lady of purity for forgiveness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:48:22 2009 No.3373451 UBW would have gone from mediocre to as good as HF minus cooking time if they had switched out Rin with Luviagelita. Hell, the whole game would have been better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:49:22 2009 No.3373454 File: 136 KB, 750x1061, luviagelita.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373431 Prepare to be punished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:49:22 2009 No.3373458 >>3373451 >as good as HF So absolute shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:50:22 2009 No.3373461 >>3373454 eagerwhimper.wav

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:57:22 2009 No.3373483 Luvia is a better cook than Sakura.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:00:22 2009 No.3373494 >>3373458 No I meant god tier. Pull Rin's strapon out of your ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:02:22 2009 No.3373498 >>3373494 Speaking of which, where is all the porn of Rin fucking Shirou with a strapon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:03:22 2009 No.3373503 >>3373451 Luviagelita and Saber, best team evar, or best team EVAR?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:04:22 2009 No.3373506 >>3373498 The same place all of the Luviagelita porn is, along with the good normal Sakura porn and the Caren porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:08:22 2009 No.3373517 >>3373454 I did absolutely nothing wrong, but can I get punished too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:10:22 2009 No.3373520 >>3373506 >good normal... porn That would be what we call an oxymoron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:10:22 2009 No.3373521 >>3373454 DO WANT

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:10:22 2009 No.3373523 File: 32 KB, 400x600, 1252527579460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373494 >HF >god tier

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:10:22 2009 No.3373524 >>3373520 No I still like non-tentacle stuff. That's why we still have /d/ and /h/. Think a little next time.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 01:13:22 2009 No.3373533 >>3373358 Doesn't matter, only having sex with one person doesn't make her a slut. >>3373451 Luvia is shit, and HF is the worst route in the game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:15:22 2009 No.3373541 >>3373533 0/10, you're not even trying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:16:22 2009 No.3373542 >>3373533 But sucking Kotomine's dick for magic lessons since her youth, and then that thing with Archer... That's one cumshot over the line, bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:17:22 2009 No.3373545 >>3373533 tripfaggotry renders your opinion void.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:17:22 2009 No.3373547 >>3373533 GTFO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:18:22 2009 No.3373548 >>3373542 >>3373545 >>3373547 Same troll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:19:22 2009 No.3373551 >>3373533 What's so bad about Luvia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:24:22 2009 No.3373569 >>3373551 Absolutely nothing, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:24:22 2009 No.3373571 Hey, >>3373548. >>3373542 here. You are wrong, and a faggot.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 01:26:22 2009 No.3373579 File: 62 KB, 800x600, 1247793287545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373545 Enjoy your LEGIUN XD >>3373547 Butthurt Luviafag. >>3373551 She's a pale imitation of Rin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:28:22 2009 No.3373593 File: 192 KB, 800x600, rinvsluvia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373579 But she's so sexy. Is it really so hard to like them both?

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 01:30:22 2009 No.3373599 >>3373593 I'm not really a fan of blondes or big breasts. Drill hair is nice, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:30:22 2009 No.3373602 >>3373579 She's pale, I'll grant you that. Finnish noble ancestry, and all that. But, imitation? Who would ever want to imitate Tohsaka Rin? Besides, Luviagelita Edelfelt has drillhair. Rin cannot compete with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:32:22 2009 No.3373614 File: 93 KB, 1024x768, thebattleisover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373599 Come on, you know you'd love a threesome.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 01:33:22 2009 No.3373618 File: 412 KB, 710x577, 1246571215425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373602 Why would you not want to imitate perfection? Twintails > drillhair, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:36:22 2009 No.3373628 >>3373618 >Why would you not want to imitate perfection? Thus why Rin tries so very, very hard. Unfortunately, the mouthfuls of dick get in the way of that. >Twintails > drillhair And now your opinion is invalid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:37:22 2009 No.3373631 File: 234 KB, 800x600, pajamarinlovin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373618 I like Rin with her hair down, honestly.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 01:39:22 2009 No.3373634 >>3373628 Rin doesn't suck dick, such a thing is beneath her. Twintails is goddess-tier hairstyle, drillhair only wishes it could compare.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:42:22 2009 No.3373643

>>3373634
You're wrong about the fellatio, but you missed the point.

Rin does not wear twintails. Notice the large amount of hair in the back that is not bound?

Failure to recognize this elementary distinction renders your opinion on hairstyles null and void.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:42:22 2009 No.3373645 [SPOILER]

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>>3373634
Yes she does.

It's not necessarily a bad thing. She just likes making her lover feel as good as possible. She loves him so much that she's willing to do such things with him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:43:22 2009 No.3373651 >>3373645 Only that scene never happened. Oh well.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 01:45:22 2009 No.3373658 >>3373643 >>3373645 F/HA never happened, and twintails do not require the entirety of the hair to be bound on either side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:47:22 2009 No.3373665 >>3373658 Yes, they do. The style that leaves hair at the back unbound is called "twin side-up". Your ignorance has doomed your position and yielded your side of the debate. Pity, really; I would've preferred to win by attrition, rather than default.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:48:22 2009 No.3373671 >>3373658 Everything happens. Nasu agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 01:51:22 2009 No.3373681 >>3373665 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:54:22 2009 No.3373697 >>3373658 Rin's F/HA scenes are loosely based on UBW end. In any case, that's how they would behave as lovers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:00:22 2009 No.3373714 File: 73 KB, 800x600, luviawins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rin is weak. No wonder you like her, you can easily dominate her.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:04:22 2009 No.3373728

>>3373681
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunches#International
It's only Wikipedia, of course, but it's a start. Currently hunting down more.

Regardless, every classic example of twintails has all of the hair (except the fringe) gathered to the sides as symmetrically as possible. Being able to see the line of part on the back of the head is a crucial element to the hairstyle. If that doesn't happen, they're not twintails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:07:22 2009 No.3373736 >>3373728 Brb, writing up a totally scientific Wikipedia article on twintails and drillhair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:10:22 2009 No.3373746 >>3373736 ...I kinda want to see it...

Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 02:14:22 2009 No.3373769
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>>3373728
There's a difference between twintails and pigtails. Twintails don't need to be completely bound on both sides, like I said. Anyway, I'm growing rather bored of this argument and I think I'll be going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:18:22 2009 No.3373782 >>3373769 Only sluts sleep with their pajamas unbuttoned.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Sep 15 02:21:22 2009 No.3373799 >>3373782 Not true, she's just taking it easy. Look at that innocent sleeping face; that's not the face of a slut. Really going to bed this time, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:22:22 2009 No.3373805 File: 192 KB, 508x581, 1251300436672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373799

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:31:22 2009 No.3373829 >>3373805 Luvia doesn't even sleep in pajamas. She sleeps nude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:35:22 2009 No.3373846 >>3373829 i would rather see her in sexy underwear

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:37:22 2009 No.3373856

>>3373769
>There's a difference between twintails and pigtails.
There is, but it's that pigtails involve braiding. Twintails are as I've maintained.

Worth noting: "twintails" is the Japanese term for "that hairstyle that's like pigtails except without the braiding".

And I don't particularly care if you're asleep or not. I can take a 15-minute nap and come back, so can you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:41:22 2009 No.3373869 >>3373829 >>3373846 Incorrect, gentlemen. Those are the bedwear of loose women. She would never accept it. She wears a tasteful nightgown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:41:22 2009 No.3373872 >>3373805 Look at how wide she can open her mouth. You know she's taken so many huge cocks it's not even funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:50:22 2009 No.3373914 >>3373872 Too bad there's no photographic evidence of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:00:22 2009 No.3373945 >>3373914 Game, set, and match.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:09:22 2009 No.3373997 >>3373945 We don't really have any evidence of Rin slutting it up either. Closest is that she makes love to Shirou, but that's to be expected, she's a cute girl so she has a boyfriend. Unlike some other ugly whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:12:22 2009 No.3374005 >>3373997 Boyfriend? She doesn't even love him, she just wants his cock. That's slutty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:13:22 2009 No.3374009 >>3374005 >Too bad there's no photographic evidence of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:13:22 2009 No.3374011 >>3373997 Shirou. And Saber. Likely Archer. Kotomine. Dirty whore would've tried Heracles if Ilya hadn't been all "Bitch, get your own" on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:16:22 2009 No.3374018 >>3374009 Not once does she ever say she loves him. Don't need photographic evidence of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:17:22 2009 No.3374024 File: 86 KB, 470x589, 1250606750916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3373869

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:20:22 2009 No.3374029 >>3374018 And Saber enjoys having Rin fuck her and then doesn't say anything about love until she dies. Is she also a slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:22:22 2009 No.3374036 >>3374029 Of course. She's less slutty though, since she does eventually admit her love. I'm pretty sure Rin is the only one who doesn't directly tell Shirou that she loves him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:27:22 2009 No.3374052 >>3374036 Sakura is the only one whose pussy is dripping throughout the entire route.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:31:22 2009 No.3374066 >>3374052 Sakura was never up for debate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:32:22 2009 No.3374071 >>3374066 I'm just showing that declaration of love doesn't necessarily have anything to do with sluttiness.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:34:22 2009 No.3374076

In all of UBW route, not once did Rin say to Shirou, "I love you." She never even said "I like you a lot" or anything along those lines. When they had sex, her reason was to give him mana or whatever the fuck it was. You might say "she's tusndere." There's no dere, just tsun. All tsunderes go through a moment of actually confessing in some way. Rin doesn't. Rin is a bitch. And a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:37:22 2009 No.3374090 >>3374076 >All tsunderes go through a moment of actually confessing in some way. No.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:37:22 2009 No.3374093

>>3374071
Since you bring her up, in Sakura's case, it was forced on her by her abusive stepfamily. Dickworms, lol. And she tried to restrain herself around Shirou so that he wouldn't see her for the damaged goods her stepfamily had made her into.

Rin? 100% bitch, only good for the magic and that loosened hole between her legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:39:22 2009 No.3374101 >>3374093 Exactly. But, Sakura being a slut is such a strong meme, people totally overlook this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:39:22 2009 No.3374103 >>3374076 Lancer says that they love each other so they wouldn't have to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:40:22 2009 No.3374108 >>3374101 >she tried to restrain herself around Shirou Yes. Around Shirou. She was a slut and a liar. Is that really any better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:44:22 2009 No.3374125 >>3374076 After having sex and moving to another country together, do they really NEED any verbal confirmation of their love?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:47:22 2009 No.3374131

>>3374108
You know what she's like around Shirou? She's smiling. She's actually happy to be with her loved one. When she's not? She's emotionless and tearing up inside thanks to the worms. At home, she's just a fucktoy for Shinji and the worms.
Sakura fights against such inner feelings so she can be happy around Shirou. Tell me anon, can the face of your loved one make you smile even though you are constantly tormented?
Sakura is fuckin GAR but you all fail to realize it and instead call her a slut. How dare you. I hope you feel ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:47:22 2009 No.3374135 >>3374108 >hurf durf imma ignore the rest of the post >>3374125 White slavery, bro. She's a grade-A slut, and he's the dumbass she chained down to provide for whatever bastard children she can't magic away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:50:22 2009 No.3374144 >>3374135 >hurfdurf Reported for being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:51:22 2009 No.3374147 >>3374135 >White slavery I know it's hard to remember, but these characters are Japanese. >Yellow slavery There, fixed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:51:22 2009 No.3374149 >>3374147 Touche.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:59:22 2009 No.3374170 File: 48 KB, 480x360, a5fb0f96ad3812949f2f1e0197524bea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3374135 Bastard children? Bro, they're getting married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:00:22 2009 No.3374173 >>3374170 That would assume that he's the father.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:04:22 2009 No.3374186 >>3374173 Of course he is. Nobody else will sleep with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:06:22 2009 No.3374190 I just started the Sakura route and holy fuck, I've ended up in the church somehow and we've been talking about useless bullshit for 3 hours now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:22:22 2009 No.3374220 FSN: Slut thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:25:22 2009 No.3374227 >>3374220 They all seem to turn into slut threads. Let's talk more about Sakura's shitty cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:32:22 2009 No.3374236 Or we could guess how many dicks have been in Taiga's vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:33:22 2009 No.3374239 >>3374236 Gonna guess zero. Her family business pretty much prevented any guy from getting close to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:34:22 2009 No.3374240 >>3374236 The only one that matters is the one she couldn't get: Kiritsugu's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:36:22 2009 No.3374247 File: 453 KB, 1400x870, FSN taiga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where's my sensei route?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:39:22 2009 No.3374251 >>3374240 It's a shame, too. She liked him on a near-obsessive level.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:39:22 2009 No.3374253 >>3374239 >>3374240 0 dicks!? Is this really a Fate Stay Night character?! Did she get lost on the way to some other VN?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:41:22 2009 No.3374259 >>3374247 ;________;

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:42:22 2009 No.3374260 >>3374247 I wanted one, too. Her figure's nothing special, and she can be really annoying at times, but she's just got a certain charm I can't overlook. Still, her route probably wouldn't have a very good story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:48:22 2009 No.3374271 File: 70 KB, 544x371, ayakosakura.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Forget Taiga, I want my Ayako route.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:56:22 2009 No.3374290 >>3374253 I like to believe she lost her virginity in high school, but it's doubtful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:59:22 2009 No.3374297 Poor Taiga. She was Christmas Cake before she even graduated high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:01:22 2009 No.3374299 >>3374253 Ayako never got any. Did Rider? I seem to remember something about Shinji using a command spell to make her submit, but that may have been fan-written.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:03:22 2009 No.3374304 >>3374271 Am I the only one who gets pissed off at the Shinji rape/s? And then Shirou just forgets about it and we never hear of her again, FFFFFFFFFFFF SHUPERHERO MY ASS, I'LL KILL YA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:03:22 2009 No.3374305 >>3374299 He claimed that she was "only useful as a woman".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:07:22 2009 No.3374312 >>3374304 Rider did the raping. That's why she has a creepy stalker crush on Ayako in F/HA.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:09:22 2009 No.3374317 >>3374299 Ayako get "fucked in some back alley" by Shinji, and he did say that Rider was only useful as a woman, so it's obvious he stuck it in her too. When Shirou is at his house, Rider is totally getting felt up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:10:22 2009 No.3374319 >>3374312 Then they both did it. Shinji is a level 10 rapist.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:12:22 2009 No.3374325

>>3374190
Ah fuck, I'm in the church again.
He goes "don't worry, I'll keep it short this time" and suddenly TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:15:22 2009 No.3374333 >>3374317 So really... Shinji fucks more women than Shirou in any route.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:24:22 2009 No.3374360 >>3374319 >Shinji is a level 10 pimp Fixed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:25:22 2009 No.3374364 >>3374333 Everyone fucks more women than Shirou in any route.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:31:22 2009 No.3374385 File: 323 KB, 1200x685, rider's origin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even the women fuck more women than Shirou.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:34:22 2009 No.3374396 Don't forget Caster's sexual assaulting on Saber.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:36:22 2009 No.3374404 File: 281 KB, 919x662, not my father.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3374385

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:38:22 2009 No.3374412 >>3374364 Not Rin. She only fucks one woman in one route.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:41:22 2009 No.3374416 >>3374412 That we know of....

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:48:22 2009 No.3374428 File: 218 KB, 496x590, キャスターローブ無し01c怒り(近).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Forget Taiga and Ayako, I want my Caster route

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:48:22 2009 No.3374429 >>3374416 Well I guess the fact she's probably banging Archer in Fate counts for something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:54:22 2009 No.3374449 >>3374428 She's a child murdering whore. She deserves no route.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:56:22 2009 No.3374456 >>3374429 But Archer is Shirou so it should...technically be monogamy anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:58:22 2009 No.3374460 >>3374456 Not that we have any indication of it other than wild jealousy of Anon's part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:59:22 2009 No.3374468 >>3374449 so is lancer, saber and berserker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:02:22 2009 No.3374473 >>3374460 Anon is jealous of Rin for fucking multiple versions of Shirou? What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:05:22 2009 No.3374482 >>3374473 No, he's jealous of Shirou for fucking Rin in the past AND future

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:05:22 2009 No.3374483 >>3374473 Anon is paranoid, and calls any woman a slut, on the slightest hint of any interaction.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Tue Sep 15 06:07:22 2009 No.3374490 >>3374473 Archer is a slut. The fact Rin summoned him proves she's a slut too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:07:22 2009 No.3374491 I saw a woman buying groceries the other day. Alone. Without a man. WHAT A SLUT

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:09:22 2009 No.3374496 >>3374490 But it was not a personality summoning, it was a catalyst one.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Tue Sep 15 06:10:22 2009 No.3374502 >>3374496 That's what Rin wants you to think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:10:22 2009 No.3374504 >>3374482 I'm not jealous. I can respect another man's waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:14:22 2009 No.3374513 http://volksusa.com/dollfie-dream.html They don't come in blonde normally, but you can buy wigs for them. If you're wanting a specific character, you'll probably have to get her from Yahoo! Japan Auctions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:15:22 2009 No.3374516 >>3374513 Are these dolls sluts too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:16:22 2009 No.3374519 >>3374502 Or teh author... Wait:Nasu IS Rin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:24:22 2009 No.3374537 >>3374519 Nasu is every one of his characters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:24:22 2009 No.3374539 >>3374537 Now that's a scary thought. And we still do not know what he looks like.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Tue Sep 15 06:28:22 2009 No.3374552 File: 27 KB, 112x147, kinoko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3374539 He looks like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:30:22 2009 No.3374561 >>3374552 He looks delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:41:22 2009 No.3374602 >>3374552 No wonder he doesn't know how to write sex scenes. He doesn't even have a penis!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:55:22 2009 No.3374644 >>3374552 looks like master troll or sage

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