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Could Seiga ever become a good wife? What touhous would make the best wifes?
Seiga literally faked her own death to escape her marriageOut of all the touhous you picked the one that is possibly the least likely to be a good wife, since Taoism is her one true loveJunko would probably be a wonderful wife as long as you ignored the temptations of Lunarian harlots trying to steal you away from her
>>33721582Seiga faked her death because it was hindering her from her dreams. But now that Seiga has her taoism and hermit abilities (and isn't interested in heaven since they told her to fuck off), the question is could she become a good wife now? I think it's safe to presume her first marriage was a strictly political one done due to the nature of the times as opposed to even fleeting feelings of love.Seiga is pretty much an amoral weirdo who does things strictly if she finds it interesting or not, but could anyone try and save her?
>>33721654Even if she did marry again, and her new husband was okay with her Taoism (and the necromancy, etc etc that comes with it) I still feel like her husband would be second to her own desires and if she ever had reason to believe they were trying to obstruct those, she'd simply pull another disappearing actBeing the way she is, I doubt she even has a 'normal' concept of love in the first place.
>>33721468>What touhous would make the best wifes?Reimu's mum
>>33721984Reimu knows a husband is a great source of daily donations!
Assuming Seiga wanted a husband (maybe he is a fellow taoist) then she would be a pretty amazing and interesting waffle, really, in her own way of course. You just need to give her space, avoid excessive expectations and accept her whole without trying to change her. She will do the same in return. She could fill up a thundering belly, but not a give a single pulse to a desireful heart. She dislikes Yang indogtrination, blind fakeness, and whimsical self-importance, so be careful little straw doll.
This is just another fucking Seiga threadcome on
>>33723778We just had 6 Eiki threads
>>33723767>(maybe he is a fellow taoist)I think she would lean to someone who isn't a Taoist, at least at first. She'd probably have more fun making a taoist like she did with Miko
Ran would probably make a wonderful wife, always diligent and hardworking. You'd just have to make sure to send her off to Yukari whenever she barks for her.
>>33721468i love painted nails hus shame that only mystia and kagerou has long painted nails
>>33732419i know who you are
>>33733295That's creepy>>33732557China would make a very nice wife, but lazy!
>>33721727Putting your husband second to yourself is normal love. If anything, it's fairytales and Hollywood that have distorted normalfag's concept of "normal" love.Still, it wouldn't surprise me if she had a hard time forming deep bonds with humans, since she has lived so long and experienced so much.>>33723767Probably the best description of a marriage with Seiga in this thread. As expected from someone who names their files 'Seiga23.jpg'!There are different kinds of marriages: Seiga wouldn't be devoted or loyal, and wouldn't put you before herself or her interests. She'd be the kind of life partner that drops by occasionally to relax and perhaps tell you about her latest adventures or experiments, and then leave again on short notice once she feels like it.It honestly sounds like the ideal relationship for most /jp/sies, since we are all pretty devoted to our hobbies.Of course, there is no guarantee that she'd actually be a life partner. She might just get bored with you and leave you forever.
>>33735122If you're an interesting person you might be able to hold her attention for a long time. Miko has had her attention for over a thousand years and counting. Being as interesting as Miko is a hard task, but it does show it can be done.
>>33721984that's my Reimu destroy those instruments of evil
Hi, I am anon and I present to all of you, my two beautiful wives, they are the best women in Gensokyo and I love them very much.
>>33736624You should only have one wife, not too. Also those two are old people.
>>33736763must have been a buy 1 get 1 free deal at the bargain bin
>>33736793God these crafty hags will try anything to get a husband, how sad.
>>33736624>my two beautiful wivesyou can only have one wife
>>33721468My wife is
>>33749615What touhou is she?
My touhou wouldn't be a good wife.
>>33752264What touhou is she? You need to be specific.
>>33752264That's not possible unless she's a total brute or as small as Shimmy.
>>33752274>>33754057Patchouli, she would just read all day and do her researches. Not that I wouldn't be fine with this, but focusing on something that isn't the family isn't what a "good wife" normally refers to.
>>33754098Would she still love you though?
>>33754057I would marry Sukuna. She's very cute, and she seems like the kind of girl that would be a very energetic and loving wife if you made her feel special and treasured. Plus, the Mallet exists for when we'd want to be intimate physically.
>>33754463I'm sure you'll find intimate moments with Sukuna even without the mallet. It's not a necessity for loving the inchling.
>>33756959That's true of course, but sometimes I'd like to kiss her without kissing her whole face, not to mention other things that might be uncomfortable with her tiny body.
>>33721582God I want to be with Junko so badly
>>33721468Akyuu of course!
>>33769575With thighs and breasts like that, this hermit is begging to be married and tenderly loved
>>33736624>in Gensokyobut anon, both of them don't live in Gensokyo
>>33767772Which Junko is that?
Yukari was made to be a mommy
>>33776964I too would like to fill the gap youkai with children after putting a ring on her
>>33779144>>33776964She does know old people aren't supposed to have children so late in life right? Maybe she should get a cat. Or a fox if she's feeling exotic.If you married Yukari how would you deal with her two pets that would come with her?
I don't think Youkai would make good wives in general. Most would be unable to conceive and would probably be hostile or dangerous in some way. They are pretty unpredictable. I'd say Kosuzu would make a pretty good wife. She's a lonely librarian in need of a man who can cheer her up and keep her company.
>>33779228Yukari is immortalShe'll be young, healthy, and fertile forever
>>33779144Yukari is a cute when in utter shock
>>33776524There is only one Junko.
>>33780551Kasen is lewd but would be a very nice wife
>>33772539Yuyuko maybe but yukari still lives in gensokyo albeit on the edge of it
>>33783828This artist makes the best sex scenes
>>33784138What's so great about junk anyways?
>>33800196She is beautiful, powerful, and clearly a devoted wife and mother given her historyThere is also some appeal in wanting to heal her due to her aforementioned background.
My wife is best wife.
>>33800588Marrying used goods single mother past her prime hag with a warehouse-sized luggage isn't a terribly smart decision.
>>33800588>wanting to heal her due to her aforementioned background.This is the biggest appeal to me. I want to fill the void in Junko's heart.
>>33801305That would be true of an awful 3D hag, but Junko is an eternal, beautiful maiden, so there's nothing at all wrong with imagining yourself doing >>33806209 and also giving her a couple new children to love and cherish.
>>33801305supernatural creatures are immortalshe'll be young and fertile forever
>>33807236How could a fake news bird possibly be a good wife? She's literally a shame.
>>33800588>wanting to heal her due to her aforementioned backgroundWouldn't that just kill her?
>>33809867She's 1000 years oldShe has plenty of experience to teach your children
>>33721582Seiga's husband got her back though and given Taoism lol she's likely still actually married.
>>33721468I want my children to have magician blood!
>>33721468Seiga gives me motherly vibes, to the point I would call her 'mommy' even way before we have a child and the little thing is on the age you can't use cheesy nicknames or your actual names anymore so you get used for that when the kid is around. Not even into that kind of thing, just would call it to Yuyu and maybe Junko during intercourse. Guess something about her makes me feel secure and like she really would accept me for who I am. Can't really see her as evil and she puts me at ease. Cute yet approcheable, or rather, she is the accommodating one
>>33829510Seiga really gives off great comfort vibes. Something about how warm and soft she looks.
>>33721468>Could Seiga ever become a good wife?No
>>33721468Super cute, protective and can cook. And not the least bit boring.
>>33833741She still lives with her moms though. And she might make you move in with them too.
>>33833766Yes, that too.
>>33721468She has dead(i think) fetus spellcards so i dont think so
>>33834403It's OK if they aren't her's...
>>33828586You too, can be a wizard.
>>33842208Are you sure you'd want to marry Alice? She's weird.
>>33844993Those breasts are criminally large, she should hide those and become more modest.
RanAliceMarisa would be kind of cool tooKanako maybe
>>33854319>Kanako maybeMore like Kanako definitely
>>33721468Once Yukari claims you, there's no getting awayYou can run and hide, but one day her arms will suddenly wrap around you and pull you back home by her side
>>33855106Accept the inevitable.
>>33855106>>33855353But she's an old person. Old hags should know better than to go after young men. If you just explained how a relationship with such a massive gap in the ages is weird, she might leave you alone right?
>>33856218Love works in mysterious ways.
>>33856218her body is still young and fertileshe can make plenty of healthy babies, and she's going to make sure you help with that
>>33771461it sucks that she is going to day soon
>>33856554day? i meant diefucking hell , i didn't sleep very well
>>33828586isn't she a carpet muncher?
>>33856634There are no gays in gensokyo
>>33834341This reminds me of katawa shoujo.
>>33856854>Maybe I shall partake of your small spring as well>Sleeps in same bed with Marisa>Rainbows
>>33860669By the will of ZUN, all homosex is banished outside the barrierGensokyo is supposed to be paradise, and anywhere with faggots is not paradise by definition
>>33860669Who are you quoting? Also people with no romantic feelings towards one another can sleep in the same bed and not be gay, particularly if they're young or cute girls.
>>33721582I would love to create children with Junko
>>33863295Do you like birds?
>>33879454That's good, cause the birdy likes you too
>>33862230>By the will of ZUN, all homosex is banished outside the barriercan you provide a source on this statement that isn't animemaru? I thought ZUN stayed quiet on all shipping questions.
Either Reimu, Junko, or Alice
>>33886091>>33890256Reimu is broke and would force you to help her make money. And her demeanor is brash and grumpy, which leaves something to be desired. And she's lazy too. What's wife-like about her?
>>33890311she's loyal and highly competent at the things she does decide to dothe negatives about her are present in pretty much all women so its not much of a loss with her
How has no one said Sakuya yet?!
>>33721468>What touhous would make the best wifes?Momiji, literally has "mom" in her name.
>>33894812Momiji deserves a big belly full of hybrid pups
>>33894702Because she is a slute
>>33894702She uses pads
Seija would be terrible
She'll make the first move.
>>33902937I'm surprised she didn't eat it.
>>33903067Of course she wouldn't.
>>33912365All she does it eat though.
>>33784138I mean the artist.
Which 2hu characters are fertile for making babies?
>>33926407Yuuka probably has good fertilizers for gardening.She probably calls her plants her babies, haha.
>>33860669Who are you quoting?
>>33885773because anyone with half a brain knows that shippers are lobotomized retards.
>>33919295Mizuumi007, probably the best Junko artist out there.
>>33931018Thanks.I don't think I see that Junko often, but I think I remember stuff like your image popping up every once in a while.
What would you do if you met Junko?What would you be willing to let Junko do, assuming she ever got close enough to touch you? A pat on the head? A hug?
>>33937023I'd show her this cool model of the moon I have
>>33937080That doesn't sound like a good idea.
>>33944821What could go wrong? It's a really cool replica
>>33926407Yuuka is the definition of fertilityPulling out wont stop her from making triplets
>>33948756You say that as if she wouldn't leglock you with a big smirk
>>33926407Here are some candidates you may wish to consider.
>>33955109Umm... All of these "candidates" are old hags though.
>>33935523Really? Mizuumi's Junko is the most common one I see after Raptor7's. Atleast from the artists that I recognise.>>33937023Anything she wants. But perhaps a hug at first.
>>33783828She’s so happy.
>>33937023I would probably cower in fear. Even if she told me she doesn't have any malicious intent I would apologize to her and run.
>>33944998Think about it.You might cause Junko to have another episode.
>>33967835Running is probably your best option, but also the worst thing to do since you might encounter her again.
>>33885773here you go bro
My wife Yuyuko is obviously the best.
>>33985583That's fake and the person you're replying to is a paranoid freakshow.
>>33963937If it's common then I must not recognize it.
>>33885773>that isn't animemaru>>33987487Rude. It was a rhetorical question.
>>33955109What a horrible set of picks.
>>33900909by amanojaku standards, yes.
>>34002627You say that as if any would give you a choice
Think it through.Yuyuko would make a bad wife!
It's an obvious choice. Lewd pink all the way.
get married to nue's thighs.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88820198
>>34018228She'd smell like corpses
>>33721984lol’d imagining the context
>>34018783She wants that sweet, sweet child support money
>>34012310good Kasen>>34016365great Kasen
hug the Kasen