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33697913 No.33697913 [Reply] [Original]

Can your 2hu beat her in a chess match?

>> No.33699355

>>33697913
if satori is gonna be dumb and push her queenside pawns after queenside castling like that then yes. she is also a disgusting harlot that needs to button up her blouse. also whoever was playing black is awful. king getting mated like that is exactly why you castle as soon as possible. no development on either bishops is something even a complete shitter knows not to do. how they let their knight sit at h6 doing absolutely fuck all is something im curious about as well

>> No.33700137
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>>33697913
*destroys the board*
What now, loser?

>> No.33700316
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>>33697913
But Satori IS my 2hu.

>> No.33700353
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33700353

Yes. Stop reading minds, shitorin.

>> No.33700616

>>33700353
i really hope patchy is gonna put that queen on c7 because theres no other option. shes still fucked anyway because satori has Qc3xf6 forcing Rh8 -> Rf8 which leads to Qf6xf8 Rd8xf8, Rf1xf8 and at that point she's completely losing

>> No.33701062

>>33700316
reisen what the fuck

>> No.33705129

>>33700616
spoiler alert.
she's not playing satori.

>> No.33705401
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>>33697913
We'll never know until we try.
1. e2

>>33700616
If Patchy's queen is at c7 she could respond to Qxf6 with Qxg3+ Kh1 Qh3+ Kg1 Rh8g8+ Kf2 Rd8f8 queen skewer

>> No.33705421

>>33705401
Wait fuck I misread
>Can your 2hu beat her in a chess match?

Whatever. I'm still playing chess with Satori.

1. e2

>> No.33705491

>>33705401
Wait fuck (2x) that's not a skewer that's a pin. I need to get to bed.

>> No.33705502 [SPOILER] 
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>Canonically cannot be beaten by her sister

>> No.33705947

>>33700316
so many cheating possibilities

>> No.33715451

>>33705491
>that's not a skewer that's a pin.
what's the difference between the two

>> No.33721831

>>33697913
Her sister is better

>> No.33722639
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>>33715451
Picture related

>> No.33724225

Cirno would be unable to understand the rules, which means satori would have to re explain them until getting exasperated, resulting in a forfeit on her part.

Checkmate.

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