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3368997 No.3368997 [Reply] [Original]

For every 10000 yen donated to her shrine, reimu's breasts will go up a cup size

how much will you give her /jp/ ?

>> No.3369001

Zero da.

>> No.3369002

NOTHING

IN FACT I BEGIN TO STEAL DONATIONS

>> No.3369004

>>3368997
I'm going to steal donations.

>> No.3369007

wont that result in her becoming concave?

>> No.3369008

So that's why she's still the flattest of the main cast.

Even Marisa is showing growth in UFO.

>> No.3369014
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3369014

80,000 yen.

>> No.3369017

Enough to make them explode.

>> No.3369018

I pay her all the money I have, as a dowry.

>> No.3369021

All my money. ;_;

>> No.3369036

>10000 yen

You could get Sanae for a whole hour for half that. Besides, flat Reimu is better.

>> No.3369044

>>3369002
>>3369004
I follow these smart
anons' example.

>> No.3369046
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3369046

I'll only donate if she takes off some clothing and keeps on some other clothing.

>> No.3369057

I will generously give her all of my student debts, so that she may restore her delicious chest.

>> No.3369064

>>3369014

Well, Reimu's pretty small, so if Reimu's three sizes are now 26-20-32, and 1 cup size is 1 inch of bust, 120,000 yen should do it.

>> No.3369078

Anyone proposing stealing or giving her debt, you have to know she's already size AA. You're going to be removing ribs and organs.

>> No.3369088

I will take money out of the donation box.

>> No.3369093

>>3369078
Unless we're assuming that people have already donated.

>> No.3369096

Suika would just steal her bust size.

So it doesn't matter how much.

>> No.3369097

>>3369064
26-20-32 I hope you aren't using the metric system there.

>> No.3369121
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3369121

PAD PAD PAD PAD PAD

HA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS

>> No.3369150
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3369150

>For every 10000 yen donated to her shrine, Reimu buys food and gains 10 pounds.

>> No.3369168

>>3369150

That's good, since the next Touhou game will be in Winter. That is, assuming it's outside.

>> No.3369170

>>3369097

Fuck the metric system.

>> No.3369202

>>3369150
oh yes delicious fatty reimu <3

>> No.3369223

>>3369202

you got any fatty reimu pictures?

>> No.3369230

>>3369223
Secondededed.

>> No.3369324
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>>3369223

>> No.3369327

>>3369202
>>3369223
>>3369230

She's anorexic. On Danbooru and Gelbooru, there are no entries for fat Reimu, and only 2 for plump Reimu.

>> No.3369359

Why bother paying for breasts when you know that Yukari just gaps them in whenever they have hot passionate autumn sex.

>> No.3369387
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>>3369150

I'd collect a huge amount of money through fraud and general thievery, get her to buy all that food at once, liquify it and strap a feeding tube to her mouth.

>> No.3369395

Steal donations.
She won't get money.
Breast size will not increase.

>> No.3369403

>>3369359

Because big perky tits are nice to have around all the time, not just during hot steamy border sex.

>> No.3369551

>Anyone proposing stealing or giving her debt, you have to know she's already size AA. You're going to be removing ribs and organs.
I'm only stealing the donations that increase her cup size.

>> No.3369567

Nothing. Her breasts are fine the way they are.

>> No.3369571

I would steal yen from them and give them dollars to keep her slim.

>> No.3369590

>>3369567
I hate it when really beautiful women think their breasts are too small. It's such a turnoff. They might as well worry about finger length, seriously.

>> No.3369601

>>3369590

Low self-esteem and a lack of confidence in one's self is universally unappealing.

>> No.3370029

>>3369590

Yes, I agree, small breasts *are* a huge turnoff.

>> No.3370080

>>3370029
But they're a status symbol.
The status off being a child.

>> No.3370288
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>> No.3370296

I'd steal the whole damn box.

>> No.3370319

>>3369044
You guys are going to create the black hole. And it won't be erotic

>> No.3370325

>>3370296
WHAT A NIGGER

>> No.3370331

>>3370325
It's for the greater good! Or more accurately, the greater lesser good, if you get my drift.

>> No.3370504
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3370504

Fucking breast-haters.

>> No.3370552

... Silly thieves. How can you steal the donations when there's no money in the box?

The cup size goes up only if I donate right? What if I give the money in another way? Like buying stuff from her or something.

>> No.3370586

>>3369014
sauce?

>> No.3370609

200,000 yen minimum.

600,000 for perfection.

>> No.3370614

>>3370586
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mbydcioqgzn

>> No.3371397
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>> No.3371411

At least 50000 yen.

>> No.3371430

I'm ready to pay a million just to see the results. I will probably be able to take it back anyway, considering that she won't be able to move or be alive after that.

>> No.3371439

>>3370288

Sauce?

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3371498

>You're going to be removing ribs and organs.

This is a bad thing you mean?

>> No.3371598

Alice's breasts grow each time she's left in despair.

>> No.3371607

Can i steal the donation box like in the animu?

>> No.3371616

>>3371598
I tell her she's adopted, Marisa dumped her for Patchi, and Yuka is yandere for Shikieiki now.

That puts her at a solid C cup, right.

>> No.3371620

>>3371598
No wonder they're large.

>> No.3371630
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3371630

http://www.hiddenfeet.com/growing-up-skipper-doll-she-grows-tall-and-curvy/

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3371649

I'd give her nothing because I love her flat chest. She'd then probably start crying so I'd feel guilty and give her 1 yen resulting in me getting beat up and robbed.

>> No.3371663

100* my zero key didn't register apparently.

>> No.3371675

1,000,000 yen.

I'ma big spender.

>> No.3371676

http://www.thestar.com/living/article/211747

>> No.3371680

Steal the donation box, buy Comic LO with it.

>> No.3371792
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3371792

Marisa needs some too.

>> No.3371801
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>>3369007
Delicious concave chest.

>> No.3372087
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>> No.3372122

I trick her into owing me 20000 yen and put the bill in her donation box.

>> No.3372133
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3372133

delicious miko midriff

>> No.3372145
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>>3369002
>>3369004
>implying there's any money in her donation box

>> No.3372651
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>> No.3372665
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3372665

delicious sideboob

>> No.3372801

I'd fill her donation box if it increased the size of her dick.

>> No.3372823

>>3372145
Plenty of people on /jp/ would put money in to get her tit size up.

We'd just restore order.

>> No.3372834
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3372834

>>3369387

More donations are needed.

>> No.3372855

>>3372801
How much? We're assuming that it's 10000 yen for an inch, and we're starting as clit size.

>> No.3372878

>>3372855

We need both dick and tit size, so that she can give herself paizuri.

That's a lot of yen.

>> No.3372883

>>3372855
I have a 1000 USD in disposable income. Assuming I'd get to use it to make her feel things, I'd totally pay that.

>> No.3372940

>>3372878

I think anons would have enough money to pitch in for that.

Or we could just get Fantastic Fetish to draw it.

>> No.3373002

>>3372940
If I had disposable income, I'd commission other things first. Say, a starfish dickgirl vomitting out her stomach and fucking it.

I'll never be a starfish dickgirl feeling the pleasure of being cummed inside my external stomach.

;_;

>> No.3373010

>>3372883
Hm, 9 inches? Sounds just about the right size.

>> No.3373091

I would donate 50,000 yen worth of food, and not leave until she's eaten it all.

Can't steal it then, niggers.

>> No.3373096

>>3373091
You think I'm above inducing vomiting?

>> No.3373105

>>3373096
You think I would let you?

Oh no. She's gonna be safe and sound until it's all digested.

Feel free to steal the shit.

>> No.3373152

>>3373091
In another thread, several guys admitted that they would do anything for their 2d wives, including murder.
I hope you get shanked for your misdeeds.

>> No.3373163

>>3373152
If they would allow poor Reimu to continue to starve, after all she's gone through, and would even go so far as to attack a man who is trying to alleviate her hardships, then they cannot call her their waifu.

>> No.3373186

>>3373163
I dunno, man, protecting a girl from having her cup size be increased fivefold seems like an act of love.
Preventing the poor young lady from being force-fed by some madman doesn't seem so bad either, though it would be better if it were done through peaceful means.

>> No.3373198

>>3373186
I think the new ultimate test of loyalty is "would you still love your waifu even if her cup size was 5 times her canon size?".

>> No.3373208

>>3373198
If you really loved her, you'd put her on a strict diet until the breasts returned to a realistic size.

>> No.3373210

>>3373186
Who says it would be forced? If I showed up at the shrine with food, she'd be all over it almost before I could say "I brought you something!"

And the extra cup sizes would be doing her a favor, which she would appreciate.

Note that I'm not the only one who thinks this way. Shikieiki leaves small bags of "encouragement rice" in her donation box on a regular basis, after PoFV.

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3373249

Needs more busty touhous.

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>> No.3373272
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>> No.3373399

>>3370288
>>3370288

Nothing on this? Seems like a fun doujin.

>> No.3373462

>>3373399
People ask for source of that every time it's posted. No one has it.

>> No.3373471

>>3371801
Ouch. I have the same thing with my chest, but not as bad as the guy in that picture.

>> No.3373540

>>3373471
Pectus excavatum. Not fun at all.

>> No.3373553

>>3373540
That's just latin. What is it really?

>> No.3373555

>>3373553
...I have nothing to say to you.

>> No.3373729

>>3373249
If only she could keep extra brains in those.

>> No.3373755
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3373755

So many busty Touhous out there.

I personally wouldn't be able to choose at first. I'd probably talk to Aya first since she's always around.

>> No.3373761

>>3373729
Milk of Gain Intelligence?

>> No.3373927

>>3373755
She's too fit to have really big boobs. Her strong stomach muscles more than make up for it, however.

>> No.3373939

Will her nipples become proportionally more sensitive?

>> No.3374026

I remember a doujin with Reimu where she's visited by Yukari, then two guys come and sex her up. I believe it was made by Reverse Noise.
Can someone provide sauce?

>> No.3374053

>>3374026
1. Google.com
2. "Reverse Noise reimu"
3. ?????
4. GET THE FUCK OUT!

>> No.3374059

>>3374026

http://www.mediafire.com/?mgntnzzmlzj

>> No.3374142

>>3374059
Thank you.

>> No.3375374

>>3374059
arigato

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