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You are an inexperienced magician with nearly worthless magic and you are going up against 6 other experienced magicians who want you dead, and you odds of survival are slim to none, do you decide to fight?

>> No.3368430
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>> No.3368433

[x] BERSERKER RAPE

>> No.3368442

<---/tg/

>> No.3368449

[ ] Become Illya's favorite head on a stick.
[ ] Get sucked into romance that should have never been.
[x] This is all a nightmare, wake up to your loving wives Ayako, Taiga and Ilya.

>> No.3369469

>>3368427
Aww hell naw!

>> No.3369477 [DELETED] 

My genry savviness tells me I'll somehow make it through. It won't be pretty, but I'll live.

>> No.3369478

of course, what else am I going to do, browse /jp/ all day?

>> No.3369479

My genre savviness tells me I'm somehow going to make it through. It won't be pretty, but I'll live.

>> No.3369481

>>3368427
Like all problems, this one can be solved with cooking.

>> No.3369489

What would Anonymous summon?

I'm probably getting someone like Arius. Who'd pretty much suck, and I'd die fast.

>> No.3369509

Probably, you might die but at least it will be interesting.

>> No.3369514

>What would Anonymous summon?

Satan

>> No.3369530

>>3368449
Oh christ, Ayako better be normal enough to balance out one insanely jabbering endless stomach of a woman and a murderous loli that is your adoptive sister.

>> No.3369536

>>3369489
The only answer is Achilles. No one will find out until it's too late for them, and I'd have cast reinforcement on his heel anyway.

I wonder if Cain would be like the prime assassin though.

>> No.3369543

>>3369489
>What would Anonymous summon?

Anonymous would summon Anonymous, who would summon Anonymous, who would summon...

>> No.3369544

I say we rise the bar even more.

Your servant is Avenger, you are in the 4th grail war and Kiritsugu is already on your trail.

Do you STILL decide to fight?

>> No.3369562

>>3369489
Blackbeard or Napoleon Bonaparte.

>> No.3369563

>>3369536
I meant who you'd get with your personality, since I don't think any of us will be able to afford a catalyst.

>> No.3369573
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Anonymous summons L. Ron Hubbard as Caster, bricks are shat aplenty.

>> No.3369578

>>3369573
Especially if sex were required to replenish his Thetan levels.

>> No.3369579

>>3369563
I had tendonitis of the achilles tendon. That should be good enough.

>> No.3369588

>>3369578
And L. Ron Hubbard's biggest scam was that he wasn't a grown man like he had claimed, but a young girl!

>> No.3369613

>>3369588
Fapping like the fist of xenu!

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>nearly worthless magic

>> No.3369650

>>3369573
Okay, let us make this a fanfic.
A group of mages materialize the concept of anonymous into a hemonculous to act as a master in the 6th grail war. The self-serving Anonymous summons without a catalyst only to discover his servant is a teenage girl. Eager to acquire jailbait, no matter the sauce, Anonymous forms a contract with the new servant. It is only then that the servant identifies herself.

"I am Leila Ron Hubbard, the creator of scientology, for now you can call me caster."

Anonymous immediately activates one of his magic circuits, tracing shape and density he forms a brick and promptly shits it.

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