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3362398 No.3362398 [Reply] [Original]

Would you like to see the inside of my shrine?

>> No.3362404

Is that a proposition?

>> No.3362419

That's not Reimu. Reimu would never wear a hat.

>> No.3362430

Yes. May I take pictures?

>> No.3362427

This is some kind of trick right?

>> No.3362436

No, you can not eat me.

>> No.3362437

aki eda Aki Eda AKI EDA!

>> No.3362441

No. Doing so would most likely involve donating at some point. I'd rather keep my money than give it to such a bitch.

>> No.3362478

I would stick my believer into her shrine if you know what I mean.

>> No.3362518 [DELETED] 

>>3362478

¥5,000 donation manditory.

>> No.3362521

>>3362478

¥5,000 donation mandatory.

>> No.3362538

>>3362521

Exactly. I'd rather visit the other shrine and only need to pay ¥1,000 and get 3 times better service.

>> No.3362542

>>3362398
If Reimu looked like this, she'd be one of my favorite touhous.

>> No.3362552
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>>3362538
What kind of service?

>> No.3362574

>>3362552

Well for one I'd be able to see and interact with the gods that I'm so generously donating towards. I imagine I'd also be shown some nice scenery atop a mountain. Then there's the fact that the shrine maiden there isn't a total bitch.

>> No.3362578

>>3362574
Except when she randomly attacks you because "That's what we do in Gensoukyou."

>> No.3362584

>>3362578

Ah but that's where we can relate. They originally came from outside of Gensokyo so we could have long discussions while watching the sun set and drinking tea about the daily life outside of the barrier.

>> No.3362599
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I'll go donate my body to Yuka so she can have a we minutes or fun.

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>>3362542
>>3362437
>>3362419

>> No.3362607

She looks great like that.
There needs to be more of this.

>> No.3362612

>>3362584
But drinking tea and talking about stuff as the sun sets is Hakurei shrine's specialty!

>> No.3362619
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>> No.3362638

>>3362612

What could I talk about with a money grabbing bitch? The tea would probably be poor quality too.

>> No.3362644

>>3362638
Like any loser who gets friend-zoned. Anything.

>> No.3362669

Why /jp/ is so dead?

>> No.3362684

>>3362619

LOL! Reimu looks like Mario with that hat on!

>> No.3362700

>>3362599
You won't last for a minute.

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>> No.3362716

>>3362710
Where's the rest of the pages. ;_;

>> No.3362724

>>3362710
*hands over a suitcase with 1 million yen inside and prays* may something good happen.

>> No.3362738

>>3362724
>*hands over a suitcase with 1 million yen inside and prays*


That's not the sort of thing we do around here, this *actions* thing.
Please don't do that again.

Further, be sure to capitalize the first letters of your sentences.

>> No.3362749

>>3362738
Yes master, now do i get my "something good"?

>> No.3362760

>>3362710

A dollar for a panty shot?

What a rip off.

>> No.3362764

>>3362749
No.
You get nothing.

"I" should be capitalized when it is separate from other letters.

>> No.3362785

>>3362760
I think not; a panty shot is worth approximately $8.50 USD. Suwako was being extraordinarily generous.

>> No.3362816

>>3362738
*grabs dick*

>> No.3362832

>>3362785

Maybe from a model. Sanae's panties are old news. Then again, she doesn't have them on very often.

>> No.3362853

>>3362832

Hurr durr every character is a slut. XDDDDDDD

>> No.3362870

>>3362853
You have no concept of subtlety, or wit.
Perhaps one of the more fast paced boards would be to your liking.

>> No.3362905

>>3362870

Because indicating that x person is a slut is oh so witty, right?

>> No.3362912

>>3362749
The right to stay here. For now.

>> No.3362918

>>3362905
At least he went about it in a vaguely original way.

>> No.3362956

>>3362918

It may not be direct but at the end of the day he's still just posting the same old "x character is a slut".

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