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Yuuka (Not pictured due to too unsociable)

Please say something nice about each one! Please do not mention the o-l-d h-a-g word here

>> No.33608156

>Young Maidens Alliance
If you turned the clock back a thousand years, they'd all still be hags.

>> No.33608183
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>> No.33608221

Most of them I'm too scared of even getting nearby.

>> No.33608255

Eirin and Yuuka are the only scary ones. Yukari is too old and senile to do anything, Yuyuko is a fat glutton, Kanako is a virgin who hasn't been within five feet of a man before, and Byakuren is just cool. She rides a bike.

>> No.33608608
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I choose Eirin

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>> No.33608653

In Canon they are all lolis.

>> No.33610115

They are, in canon, old and wrinkly.

>> No.33614546
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>> No.33616678

What about Seiga?

>> No.33616726

Seiga and Mamizou are the next most explicit old hags. Funnily enough for Seiga I can't really think of any fan stuff that really calls her old. Maybe her personality is just so youthful people look past that?

>> No.33617174
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The other hags have faces full of wrinkles and need a lot of make-up to hide it. Seiga doesn't need any of that. She's a natural beauty.

>> No.33617229

She uses wicked arts for her eternal youth. It doesn't matter how cute she is, Heaven won't let her in over it.

>> No.33617314

Does a ghost need a make-up?

>> No.33617746

No, they're not

>> No.33622167
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Yes, they are!

>> No.33625942

hag meetup

>> No.33626092
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thank you for the reminder

>> No.33626137
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hags are for patting

>> No.33627059
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Silly Kanako, Sanae is the idol of the shrine, not you!

>> No.33633347

Kanako is the face of the shrine.

>> No.33636592

National Hero in the picture
and a hag next to him.

>> No.33636914
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Never fear, the Matrons of Malice are here!

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>> No.33651027

stupid hags
all they do is growing old

>> No.33651137

Magical Hags

>> No.33651234

They're not stupid! They are very smart! Wisdom comes with age!

>> No.33651305

More like senility comes with age

>> No.33651389

No, it's wisdom! They are all very wise! And smart! And beautiful! Why are you so mean?

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>> No.33661808

Realistically, how would you convince each old maid to lose their virginity to you through marriage?

>> No.33665701

By ignoring all of them and not marrying any of them.

>> No.33667909

I would ask politely

>> No.33667957

This >>33667909 + firm handshake while mantaining eye contact proceeded by a firm slap on the butt.

>> No.33668341

they want it really badly

food that is

>> No.33669723

You mean Yuyuko

>> No.33670694


>> No.33677394

So do you cunt.
They'll call you an old coot in a few decades.
>Wisdom comes with age!
Clearly not as it has been proven time and time again.

>> No.33681292

Its not the years, its the miles

>> No.33682696
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What Yukari was made to be

>> No.33685918

But I can call them hags all the time and I will be always right in that manner.

>> No.33690301

I wish Byakuren was my cool older girlfriend...

>> No.33697180

>the miles
Then it's a good reason nobody married them.

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Do it. Now.

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>cool older girlfriend

>> No.33705283

>I choose Eirin
sounds painful

>> No.33705534
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What about Okina

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>> No.33715054

better left unknown.
If Kasen is unfortunate to know both, then you'd be better off not knowing of her. Chances are you'll meet Yukari if you haven't already, if you know Kasen personally.

>> No.33721492

ban this meanie rule breaker!

>> No.33721528

Frogge is older than snek, frogge has seen the sausage.

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>> No.33735798

Old Laidies Group

What they're up to?

>> No.33746992

I don't know and don't want to know.

>> No.33748058

doing old things

>> No.33750874
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The hags went to Dis- Nazrinland

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>> No.33756621
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I love Bikeren

>> No.33757452
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>> No.33765624

I want to form a biker gang with Byakuren.

>> No.33767852
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Yuuka is also for duplication

>> No.33768670

I can't believe Yuyuko is fucking dead

>> No.33772051

Mini Yuukas!

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Oi you hags, you're gonna get fat eating and drinking like that. You're old, you can't indulge like you used to.

>> No.33772215

They never invite Yuuka to these it’s not fair

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She's too terrifying of an old lady to bring about. Most people are wise enough to avoid her.

>> No.33775594

Yeah but Frog doesn't look old and that's important.

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>> No.33779397

that's a big syringe

>> No.33786273

That poor man won't keep his virginity very long

>> No.33790880
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Who will win?

>> No.33806645

bumping babas

>> No.33806955

what is eirin thinking?
what is in those syringes?

>> No.33807083

Hags vs Brats

>> No.33811400

Hags of course, it's not even a contest. those massive saggers will knock those brats on the head.

>> No.33811462

Are Mystia and Yuyuko staring each other down? I'm impressed Mystia hasn't turned tail and ran already.

>> No.33815962

hunger made her brave

>> No.33823829

bumpin' maidens

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Can I be an old hag to? I'm just as old as Yukari.

>> No.33829653

they aren't young

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>> No.33834682

Who said you aren't, Aya.

>> No.33834705

No, not because of your age but even hags know better than to let journalists into their ranks.

>> No.33839967

you are a hag, just not part of the alliance
get out and go interview someone else

>> No.33842168

That i outrageous, it's unfair. How can you be a hag but not be in the alliance.

>> No.33845986

humpin' maidens

>> No.33846670

wth is yuyuko up to? feed him to death?

>> No.33848111

Where's Junko, Keiki and Okina as the new member?

>> No.33848155

Membership into the Old Maidens Alliance is very exclusive and hard to obtain.

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>> No.33860469

>Implying unlearning all the retarded shit that was embedded in you during upbringing and relying solely on schizophrenic instinct isn't based

>> No.33860493


>> No.33860510

Snitches get stiches and wind up with cum in their britches. Can't have an exclusive alliance when you've got a birdbrian giving exclusives about the going on's of the alliance.
Go interview someone else.

>> No.33863705

Who are you quoting?

>> No.33864543

debased department is calling

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>> No.33877398

Who are you quoting?

>> No.33883242
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>> No.33886846

Byakuren moving skilled as ever. She didn't even need to look...

>> No.33886893

Where is Junko and Suwako?

>> No.33886914

Suwako isn't an old hag

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sorry i dont have pictures with OLM this has to do its thing

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>> No.33900862

yes she is.

>> No.33900926

I want to make out with a loli in front of them. Preferably someone they know, like Chen or Tewi.

>> No.33906476

When old is too old.

>> No.33912755

Take a seat, non-member.

>> No.33913746
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>> No.33914667

Jesus some people really don't get the importance to dress for their age.

>> No.33919328

Stop Kanako... Those clothes aren't befitting of a goddess...

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Neither befitting or even merely fitting.

>> No.33929616
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Kanako is naturally elegant, and anything that appears to contradict that is simply the result of her living with a jealous curse """goddess"""

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how is this ghost considered old?
she isn't aging

>> No.33935815

I refuse to believe that Kanako is putting on weight.

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There's little elegant about this "goddess". She's lucky that young frog hangs out or no one would visit the shrine. Who would find this inspiring enough to believe in?

Well, you better start believing and having faith.

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Asking Kanako why she's never been with a man! Asking Kanako why she's still a virgin! Asking Kanako is she's ever felt romantic love! Making Kanako cry!

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Asking Kanako if she wants to fix that!
Having fun with Kanako all night!
Saying to Kanako it's fine if the others want to join too!

>> No.33938869

>Having fun with Kanako all night!
Doing what? She's a virgin, she'd probably freeze up if you attempted anything beyond hand holding with her. I mean, look at this hag; >>33608644. It would take a long time to get her comfortable enough to take her robes off.

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>It would take a long time to get her comfortable enough to take her robes off.
God please have mercy on my dick.

>> No.33943693

How does that make you horny?

>> No.33949396


>> No.33954891

>Doing what? She's a virgin
That's the first thing you thought of.
Knowing her, you'd probably end up playing party games all night.

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Pajama party with Kanako sounds very fun!!

>> No.33955913

Sleepover at the Moriya Shrine sounds fantastic. Best shrine in Gensokyo!

>> No.33964524

>Best shrine in Gensokyo!
Hakurei Shrine is mentioned nowhere in this thread though.

>> No.33965317

no hag lives there = no talk about that in hag thread

>> No.33966869

You mentioned the best shrine, and the best shrine is not mentioned anywhere in this thread.

>> No.33970689

Don't bully her like that.
Being alone is totally fine.

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>> No.33974877

I'm going to bully the virgin old hag that no man wants and you can't stop me!

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Good kind of weight.

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>> No.33982135
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What are your favorite stories or things consisting of the hags, particularly the whole group?

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>> No.33987945

I remember a nice series of the alliance trying out cheerleading, but i can't seem to find it.

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There's also one where the hags get driver's licenses


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>> No.33995661

Nice, that's the one, thanks anon.

>> No.34002640

God I wish I was there

>> No.34002917

Imagine the teasing

>> No.34005205

looks like fun

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>> No.34013054

Hey Yukari, you're showing way too much skin for someone your age

>> No.34013099

It's for (You).

>> No.34017311

But how else wouls she entice you to mate with her

>> No.34017656

Mate? Isn't she a bit too old for that?

>> No.34017749

she's a very healthy early 20s
she's ageless and immortal, remember?

>> No.34021827

sure to say about a ghost or hourai elixir drinker but yukari is just an old youkai

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but the descriptor still applies to youkai, as Yukari, and every other youkai, have been regularly shown to be physically young in canon
the fact that ZUN declared all youkai shapeshifters to justify them all looking like cute girls further reinforces this
and even if they somehow did age, it'd be slow enough to render it moot as far as human lifetimes are concerned, she'd look the same at your deathbed as she did at your wedding, if she allows you to die at all