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Anonymous, you get to take one Touhou out to dinner.

Which one do you pick, and which restaurant do you eat at?

Hard mode: no Yuyuko.

>> No.3360704
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3360704

Touhou: Hina

Restaurant: http://www.ninjanewyork.com/

>> No.3360715

I pick evileyesigma

>> No.3360716

Yukari, to my own marine restaurant. I'd close it down for that day and serve her myself

>> No.3360735

Yukari, all of them.

>> No.3360736

Reimu, I'd take her to the park to eat grass.

>> No.3360742

Saigyou Ayakashi. I want to dine with the little dryad girl.

>> No.3360743

>>3360736

Because that's the only thing both of you can afford. ZING!

>> No.3360748

>>3360704
Why AREN'T there any ninja touhous? A ninja tanuki would be pretty coal.

>> No.3360756
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Cirno

We would get tacos on Taco Tuesday ;_;

>> No.3360757
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Mikan, and she cooks dinner for me and we eat it together.

>> No.3360760

>>3360704
>http://www.ninjanewyork.com/

Enjoy your bloodbath when a waiter pops out of a secret passage resulting in Hina hexing him/her for startling her.

>> No.3360768
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3360768

Touhou : Remilia Scarlet
Restaurant : A steakhouse where I can bribe the waiter to bring my date a fresh glass of cow blood.

>> No.3360773

>>3360748
Should be a human ninja, since like maids ninjas are legendary creatures not seen in modern day.

>> No.3360775

>>3360768
You'd give her cow blood instead of your own?
That's terrible.

>> No.3360783

>>3360775
I...I'm saving it for marriage!

>> No.3360787

>>3360768
Why not just a super rare steak? She can eat things besides blood.

>> No.3360793

raid alice's fridge with marisa

>> No.3360806

Koishi, and I'd let her pick where because decisions are hard and it'll be faster to read my subconscious.

>> No.3360810

I'd take Alice to the fanciest French establishment I could find, money is not an issue.

>> No.3360811

>>3360787
I want her to keep her trim figure...I like my girls unhealthy looking.

>> No.3360814
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Patchu, and I'd cook for her. Or we could send out for Chinese takeout.

>> No.3360818
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>>3360814

Chuugoku ja nai!

>> No.3360850

>>3360811

Youkai don't get fat.

>> No.3360856
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3360856

I'd take Okuu to a nice Italian place downto....

NO, SHE DOESN'T EXIST, I SHOULDN'T DO THIS, THIS IS WRONG AND CREEPY, I'LL ONLY FEEL LONELY...

;_;

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3360867

Orin, eat at Wendy's.

>> No.3360938
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3360938

I'd go to El Bulli, and I guess I'd take Remi, because she's probably the only touhou who'd get the insane haute cuisine they do there, like this freeze-dried pistachio with black truffle jellied consommé and mandarin air.

>> No.3360949
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Letty and eat ice cream while watching snowflakes falling on us during winter, no restaurant bullshit because you must wait and you do nothing during two hours

>> No.3360964
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Wriggle Nightbug, to Red Lobster.

I don't know why Red Lobster. Lobsters kinda resemble bugs but aren't I guess.

>> No.3360968

>>3360773
>ninjas are legendary creatures not seen in modern day.
>ninja
>not seen

That just means all remaining ninja are the skilled ones.

>> No.3360976

>>3360964
>but aren't
yes they are, bug eater.

>> No.3361005

>>3360976

Well, they're a type of Arthropod, but not Insect, and Wriggle is explicitly Insects.

>> No.3361023

>>3361005

So, it's like you eating a monkey.

You're not a monkey, you're a Great Ape.

You comfortable eating monkey?

>> No.3361031

this just in: insects eat other insects

>> No.3361035

>>3361023

Sure why not, if it's a tasty monkey.

The fuck have monkeys ever done for me.

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>>3361031

Youkai are more human, though.

Like Mystia doesn't like the concept of chickens being eaten en masse, despite the fact that thousands of bird species prey upon other birds.

Take her to KFC, have sex with her traumatized comatose body

>> No.3361105

>>3361039
Take her to KFC, have your disemboweled body found in the gutter the next day, you mean.

>> No.3361125

>>3361105

Pff, I can take Mystia.

>> No.3361138

>>3361125
Seriously. I could beat up to a stage 2 boss without even being able to fly.

>> No.3361155

>>3361138
Unfortunately, you'd have to do it without being able to see.

>> No.3361174

>>3361031
I went on to check whether fireflies are carnivorous.

I found this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photuris_(genus)

From now on I'm going to imagine Wriggle as one of those.

>> No.3361219

>>3361039
Why is she frying SICP?

>> No.3361228

>>3361219
Have you read yours today?

>> No.3361239

>>3361219
Because reading is for faggots.

>> No.3361256
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I would take Flandre to one of those Mongolian buffet places where they just keep bringing you meat until you say stop.

>> No.3362938

>>3361174

So a Youkai that eats other Youkai...

>> No.3362969

Alice.

Neither of us would be decisive enough to choose a restaurant and the date would end in failure

>> No.3363131
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3363131

Kaguya.

I'd take her out to a fancy sushi bar and she could tell me all sorts of stories of the olden days. ;_;

>> No.3363878

>>3360814
this

>> No.3363902

Kanako and a quiet cafe~

>> No.3363912
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Nitori.

We'd probably stay at my place and order pizza or something.

>> No.3363916
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3363916

I'm taking Marisa to eat at Yoshinoya

She'll force them to cook for me gyuyakinikudon even though they claim to have stopped serving it and hopefully she'll not drink all the beer before I can.

>> No.3363930
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3363930

Udon

>> No.3363937

I would have a picnic with Mokou where we ate apples, grilled meat, carrots, bananas, nuts, and other healthy food.

And then we would take a nap

>> No.3363958
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>Pooshlmer thread
>more than twenty replies

>> No.3364000

>>3363958
>greentext and reaction images are annoying.[In before someone reaction images my post.] They're fucking annoying.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3334631#p3334689
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3334631#p3334795

My, my. Quite the hypocrite aren't we.

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