Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs venom? Constricting is enough!

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my wife

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>>33552102
>wrestling with your big wife and getting pouty because sometimes she lets you win
>playing videogames with your big wife and she gets pouty because sometimes you let her win

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>Taking your Mantis gf out shopping for silky sexy lingerie!

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>>33552086
going to need an episode synopsis on this one

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>>33552154
Mmm, what a cute cow!

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>>33552162
A public defender!

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>>33552102
>Who needs venom? Constricting is enough!
Me, I'm addicted to both!

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>>33552102

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>>33552154
quite an interesting move to let me win at wrestling as if I'm not going to know, especially when you have tiddies that fuckable

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>>33552102

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Not the guy running it, but reposting the poll links from the last thread.

https://forms.gle/sYbu9bnXc9TnTkGe8
https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?mid=1G0ZN-EnLBCzn9YlMGVqhGzCaBOEizTxS&usp=sharing

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>>33552204
Why does this give me a boner.

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>>33552162
Wurm-chan wins all of her cases because her partner is a Dark Elf with a whip. Only foolish fools behaving foolishly think they can escape the long molesting hand of justice.

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Please rise for L'Monstergirl.

Rejoice ye lonely men and wizards
Rejoice ye anons in despair
For portals in the world now open
Bringing all your waifus fair
No more nights spent alone and crying
For a lover's comfort dear
Your waifu's coming to console you
And kiss away all your fears

Refrain:
Come together all you husbands
And the portals let us raise
The Monstergirl
will rape the human race!

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>>33552187
Ms. Wurm gives me faith in the justice system.
>>33552287
Femdom is hot.

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>>33552102
the mention of headless mules from last thread made me wonder, there are hybrid species in MGE? Has anyone asked KC such question before?

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>>33552302
>Judge Anubis questions the use of the whip
>NO PROBLEM
>Y-yes, no problem...

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>>33552361
You could headcanon those if you want.

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>>33552361
There was something about when Incubi are born, traits will be able to be inherited from their fathers. But at first only small stuff like breed wide inherited personality quirks.

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>>33550576
>300cm

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Some of the previous DLs were apophises. There could be a former apophis DL sealed somewhere, or at least one who was a candidate for DL.

It is your Lilith-given duty to find them and waifu them.

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Congratulations anon (you)'ve been given a chance to write an episode of Space Outlaw Anon, what adventures do you sent our intrepid hero on?

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>>33552473
And turn the world into a society of serpents?

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Hey what's your opinion on matangos

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>>33552377
Based Legodog upholding the foundations of the [American] legal system. She deserves a lunch break so she can eat her bowl of [Burgers and Fries] with [not chopsticks].

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>>33552481
>ratings drop significantly after an episode airs where space outlaw visits a Greenworm planet and is barely a part of the plot while the episode focuses on day to day space worm life

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>>33552473
>former DL Apophis is awakened
>realizes she's now a hot chick with big tits
>"Damn, why didn't I think of this?"

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>>33552473
>There could be a former apophis DL sealed somewhere
Candidates perhaps, but I'm pretty sure every previous DL abdicated their position due to an acute case of dead.

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>>33552102
Pollster rata here again! Just woke up and updated the map!
I saw a couple entries from people who sent a new response instead of editing their existing one, so I deleted the duplicates.
Sometime today I'm gonna give some of the duplicate state entries a random small town, so we dont have 4 entries ontop of one another.

Here's the links incase anyone new hasn't seen them yet!
https://forms.gle/d27QDcz7evLVJCFE6
https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?mid=1G0ZN-EnLBCzn9YlMGVqhGzCaBOEizTxS&usp=sharing

Feel free to give yourself a random city before I do.

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>>33552489
Matangos and Myconids are mysterious.

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>>33552533
>Sometime today I'm gonna give some of the duplicate state entries a random small town, so we dont have 4 entries ontop of one another.
I mean what else would happen when you ask for states?

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Is it bad that i like the Order the same way people like comically evil and disfunctional organizations?
If i were in MG land i'd parade around larping as an Order paladin in training/ footsoldier and bully weak monsters around screaming about purity justice and holy faith running away as soon as threatening ones come near

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>>33552513
So undead former DL apophis?

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>>33552587
>If i were in MG land i'd parade around larping as an Order paladin in training/ footsoldier and bully weak monsters around screaming about purity justice and holy faith running away as soon as threatening ones come near
Slut.

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>>33552508
I think it'd be more like:
>Fuck I'm hungry for some human meat
>Why do these monster take the attributes of human females?
>Absolutely disgusting, they're mating with them...
>Why can't I bring myself to devour this male in front me?
>C'mon stupid, just swallow him whole. You've done this a thousands of times before
>Wait, why do I have these large breasts
>Hmph, he is kinda cute
>Maybe I'll let him live as my servant
>Fucking hell, why am I so horny?
>My god his smell is intoxicating; what sorcery is this?
>I....I need him..

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>>33552489
there is that little chubby plumber who is one of the few humans I know who arent afraid of them

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What happened to the bapho doujin that some anon commissioned?

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>>33552579
Because asking people to kinda doxx themselves helps me get more entries, sure.

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>>33552718
Still in the works.

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>>33552740
sweet

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>>33552473
>>33552485
>>33552587
Hail Hydra! For every orgasm you have two will take its place!

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>>33552235
Pharaohbros WW@? In all seriousness I almost feel like a cheater not in the romantic way being the only one to list two monsters at once despite being a monogamyfag

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>>33552235
To the guy running it: seeing any trends that you were hoping to find?

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>>33552235
>confirmed that at least one beegspammer is Polish
Of course it's an esl. Don't really care that much but esl posters on this do have a bad habit of mindlessly repeating meme words

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>>33552508
>Unseal a former DL because reasons.
>Expect them to be confused about the new situation and not being able to handle their new set of morals very well.
>Turns out they were a massive bro even during their era so they actually welcome the change.

Sounds like pretty good wife material.

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>>33552776
I am the one Orgasmatron
The outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony
My servants rape the land

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>>33552508
Apophis are lamias and thus all female.

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>>33552235
Lots of kikimora lovers out there

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>>33552302
Never really thought about it but Ace Attorney must have given a lot of boys a taste for office ladies, especially ones that show off their heaving cleavage rip

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iirc the Wandering Scholar is back on last world guide right? is his fairy partner mentioned? I wonder if she already monsterized

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>>33552235
>OK
>greenworm
>titania
of course the two purest waifufags are from the same place must be something in the water

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do you think a dragon would mind if you plunder her hoard not for actual treasure but to find a creeping coin?

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>>33552508
>your waifu still has nightmares about the things she did as a monster

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>>33552930
Nah, she'd be rooting for you to take the damn freeloader out with you.

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>>33552930
... I want an extremely thick, shortstack creeping coin.
I'm into large amounts of currency.

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>>33552904
The side guides aren't made by the scholar. At the end of the Sabbath Grimoire it was said he hasn't been heard from after he set out for Mist. Runya is worried he may have fallen off the boat into the abyss.
>But as of now, he's disappeared since boarding a ship to the “mist continent”, and there's no response even from the “projecting mirror” I gave him so he could contact me. It is well known that ships headed to the mist continent are frequently thrown off course by the mist only to never be heard from again, but even if his ship sunk, the monsters of the sea are always lurking along that sea route to obtain, or rather, rescue men, so it's hard to imagine that he's dead. At the bottom of the sea, in the abyssal depths where not even sea monsters or sunlight can reach, it is supposed that a world of unknown monsters called “abyssal monsters” exists, could it be that...

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>>33552326
I want to practice a self destructive style of magic and have a powerful monster girl defeat and claim me, forbidding me from ever using that magic again while lovingly holding onto me!

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>>33552533
>Sometime today I'm gonna give some of the duplicate state entries a random small town, so we dont have 4 entries ontop of one another.
This may be too much but would it possible to separate by location and entry? Something like a category for countries then subcategory for state/province/cities if listed, and preferred species by country. It also may be valuable to have an automatic filter for people trying to artificially inflate entries. Thanks for what you've done so far it's a very interesting project.
Promise I'm not a shady character making a list for when the portals open

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>>33552956
sorry, I meant the one about the water nation

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>>33552653
Elfdar.

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>>33552823
I'm the Jinkofag and I make it no secret I love beefy girls in these threads, but I use wider vocabulary when I gush about them.
>>33552858
But were they always? What else would a snake monster have turned into when the current DL started her reign?

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>>33552684
>Fuck my guide ran away as soon as the sarcophagus opened
>Oh well too late now, might as well go out with some dignity
>Hey she would be pretty cute if she weren't about to eat me
>Wonder if I could just get away with a kiss before I go?
And that's how marriage happens

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>>33552956
Tin foil hat time the wandering scholar got isekaied to our world and is preparing us for the monster invasion.

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Well maybe this time, I want the headpats and to be called a good boy.

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>>33553033
You'll be loved.

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>>33552533
>Japan
>Baphomet
KC is itt Bros, act proper.

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>>33553039
good lord yes
tender and gentle affection from the biggest, strongest, most brutish lady possible

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>>33552823
>Comfy british Kiki fan
BASED

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>>33552533
Map has been updated with some random cities.

>>33552970
>This may be too much but would it possible to separate by location and entry?
Maybe within google sheets, once I have to make a second spreadsheet for the map, I'll release this first one and people can figure that out themselves, because I don't think so.
>Filter
I tried to turn off as much of the google tracking stuff as I could so people didn't think I was harvesting their data maliciously. But that also disabled some of the security type stuff like making sure people can only send one entry.

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>>33552102

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>>33552823
I'm the guy and I also happen to be the guy who started the beeg spam. I don't really like seing it overused, but beeg is just a word for preffered bodytype, like loli, hag or CC. Don't think repeating it is a harmful spam. Some people just like muscular tall monster girls.

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>>33552971
They aren't made by the scholar. They are made by an apprentice that alped and is looking for him. World guide 3 and his disappearance is the last thing that has been said about his whereabouts.

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>>33553094
This isnt a draw thread bro, you will get nothing

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>>33552858
pre-dl aphopis were just giant snakes, not lamias

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>>33553135
thanks m8
>an apprentice that alped and is looking for him
seems like Leanan Sidhe-chan has some "competition"

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It's okay, anon. You'll get use to the new human-man slave laws like every other guy. As long as you love your wife(s) and/or daughter(s) enough, she'll grant you some freedoms.

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how bad would monster girls worry if you strapped a 100 RATO rockects onto a bike and wanted to jump over the demons lord castle

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>>33553094
Why you posting my request here, mate?

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>>33552187
>you go to MGC jail for molesting a kitsune's tail
>actually charged with not raping her afterwards, that's the real crime
>minotaur officer asks if you want to call your lawyer now
>tell her you can't afford one
>her face goes white and she grabs you in a crushing grip
>"Really? Not even a cheap one? Please tell me you can afford it, plea-"
>the wall of the cell explodes in a shower of concrete as a huge wurm bursts through
>she accidentally bodyslams the officer and she flies to the opposite wall
>you can hear screaming and sirens through the hole in the wall
>the wurm is wearing a torn suit and glasses with no lens, and she's carrying a stack of papers
>a quick look reveals it's just a ream of printer paper
>"It's so good to finally have a new case!" she says, almost shouting, before looking down at you pouting
>"You haven't been too mean have you? I don't defend bullies!"

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>>33553201
>Friday already, eh?

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>>33552956
https://youtu.be/iy_26C-2gSs
Surprised there isn't art of deep sea monstergirls interacting with a guy piloting a deep sea submersible
>Big slow wurmbrained Greenland mershark getting frustrated because she can't hold the man right in front of her as she's never interacted with glass before
>Kraken terrifyingly trying to find an opening in the sub with her tentacles while her anglerfish mermaid bestie gushes over how cute the pilots face is when he's scared
>Sweetheart Unagi Joro hagfish variant making blowjob motions at the pilot through the glass and lewdly squeezing her breasts together to show off the potential benefits of natural lubrication

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>>33553186
>ywn be a loving house husband married to a mature succubus who works long hours in a white-collar job
>ywn get to greet her with "Welcome home darling! Would you like your dinner, your bath, or perhaps, me?"

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>>33553177
Lescatie guide
>But right now, I just wish I could see my Master. To hear your voice, to feel your hands, so that they appreciate this wrong body...
>...I want you to teach me everything
>~ A letter from a student of the Wandering >Scholar of Monsters ~
The Court Alf guide
>“I’m searching for my wandering teacher...
>Yeah, teacher is a monster scholar, and I’m his apprentice.
>W-we don’t have that kind of relationship!
>But, yes... Maybe one day, I’d like to have a relationship like that, and sink to the Queen Diana together? Ehehe...”

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>>33553109
Beeg has been used for years in greentexts when a monster is significantly larger than her man to emphasize certain aspects like how soft or muscular she is. It only gets annoying when overused, especially in short posts and non-greentexts

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>>33553060
thanks m8

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what is the strongest engine you can stick into a vehicle

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>>33553232
Kiki janitor will clean up the mess and rubble!

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How will a Kiki react if there's no housework for her to do because you did all of it already?

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>>33553186
>"Enslave" a high ranking monster like a dragon or inari
>Boost her popularity in the polls by appealing to the youth
>Once elected use her to make it legal for men to enslave monsters
>Raid a neighbouring demon realm to have young men """""kidnap""""" unclaimed single mamano as slaves
>Achieve equality and retire from political office so that the political power vaccum causes new mamano-slave factions to rise up and take your place
Chaosh ish a ladda

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>>33553348
Put her feet up for a spell and have a smoke

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>>33552533
I refuse to believe we have a Romanian in this thread

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>>33552187
>pubic defender

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>>33553422
Yes?

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>>33553246
Look at those fat milkers, holy shit. Was she a holstaur before becoming a lich?

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>>33553246
yes it is and I'm still doing it

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>>33553348
nervously shake while sitting on the sofa then decide she's going to repaint the living room and spends the next couple hour watching paint dry to give herself a since of accomplishment

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I need money, is it safe to work in a mechanic foxgirl workshop?

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>>33552823
I for one find that BEEG is a great word and americans are the buzzwordiest faggots around

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https://imgbox.com/g/2Dwkl9EWdt
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 117. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/5duUG8Mh

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

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>>33553348
Have you ever had to own or care for a house as if you owned it? Trust me, there's always something that needs done, always. it never stops.

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>>33553488
>mechanic
>computer

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would gremlins be worried if you put a mine crawlers engine and motorcycle together and tried to race with that thing

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>>33553497
Nooo!! You can't boobs the baphomet!!

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>>33553497
baps with wings are amazing

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>>33553567
hahaha boobs go boing

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>>33553567
>>33553580
Isn’t that pretty much just a pale demon?

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>>33553525
>off-topic image

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>>33553606
>pale demon
what are those

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>>33552235
Is the guy running this randomly assigning cities? I'm guessing for easy viewing?

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>>33552930
Every time you pound into a Creeping Coin does she make the coin sound from Super Mario Bros.?

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>>33553411
>Romanian
>Sahuagin
I'm fairly sure that's just the wikifag.

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>>33553567

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>>33553606
>albino oppai-loli bapho with wings
please stop anon, I can only get so erect
>>33553658
cant unhear

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>>33553658
>>33553658
if that s true that after get 100 coins do you get a 1up

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I want to be the exotic pale foreigner she orders to eat her out under the loincloth

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>>33553681
yeah every 100 coins = 1 pregnancy, it's technically an extra life

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>>33552235
>The Baphomet lover in Japan
KC?

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>>33553813
so If get 10000, thats ten kids

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>>33553840
no, that's a hundred

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>>32895421
link to original post
>>32911641
my reply
>>33504438
yeah that person was me. thank you for the link to that podcast whoever you are

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>>33553863
>>33553863
I failed second grade math so no biggies, 10 kids the same deal with a 100 kids

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>>33553094
Didn't thiss get drawn, but the elf won?

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>>33552481
Another cliche isekai romance. No matter how many variations of it they never get old.

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>>33553146
Ah my mistake. May i ask where we find that out?

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>>33553927
damn that's a long tail

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>>33553950
More of her to love and to make sure nervous husbands don't get any ideas of escaping.

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>>33552102
What do turtles look like below the waist, do you dick her in the shell? I'm so confused that I want to hit something.

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Monster hips

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>>33554034
https://imgur.com/WH82tlC

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>>33552481
Space Outlaw Anon has to stop a planet killer controlled by a rogue AI with abandonment issues.

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I want to use my computer like usual with my sahuagin wife sitting in my lap silently staring at the screen with intense interest while nibbleing on same snacks.

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>That one guy in Saskatchewan that likes dragons
Good luck fellow leaf

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>>33553747
Serving the Pharaoh so well you can make her cum again and again with your mouth and hands alone.

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Something fun to see would be Cursed Sword, having failed to find a swordsman she wants decides to find a child she can train into a swordsman she wants and her plan is to find a boy who has ambitions of swordsmanship by using a transformation spell or something to turn herself into a toy sword and blend in with the merchandise at a toy store. The plot twist is a parent buys her with the intention of having her son see for himself that he can never wield a sword thanks to his physical impairment.

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magus-anon, don't to bitch out on us. We demand to see anon raped every juice detail.
not Rhodon btw

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>>33554247
I wonder if he'll end up with the ryu. I also feel bad for the oni.

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>>33554097
Noice, I though it was like that, but my brain said no because that means the shell is attached in a crazy unbalanced way. She will just fall over all day when you add in the feet. Not to mention her fumble hands would keep dropping things. It's so irritating that it's hot

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>>33553232
What happens if you were arrested for bullying?

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>>33554247
Considering this will be the final chapter, here's my prediction
>Zutari is too proud to admit the fucked up
>Ninja oni came too late to the party
>Voso is 4 billion miles away
Unless Voso teleports behind him right as the curse pops, I don't think he'll get with anyone at the end of the story

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I want my wurm to be with me and wonder what is that bright rectangle my hubby is looking at

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>>33554375
You get a life sentence. She'll drag you to the monster you bullied and marry you on the spot.

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>>33554375
You get assigned a sandworm lawyer instead, who just kidnaps you and runs off. Now you're a fugitive who skipped his court date so no leaving the sandworm unless you want to end up in the ball crushing dungeon!

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>>33554043
We'll put those to good use.

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>>33553908
Yes.

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do you think gremlins pray to omminassh

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>>33552102

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>>33554518
that man has a hank hill ass

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>>33554518
Based drawfag turning Anon's NTR fantasy against him.

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who here wants to be raped by a monster girl they can't understand

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>>33554521
Yes, but she looks like a metalic dragon girl with big titties.

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>>33554579
I want to be raped by an Ushi that only knows how to speak in primal grunts and horny noises

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>>33554579
I always thought that assuming they would automatically speak our language is silly. First contact events with MGs would be interesting with resorting to "body language" and whatnot.

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>>33554594
I would pray with them as well and see if I can bang her

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>>33554411
I'm expecting a Zutari breakdown at some point when she has a "he's just like me" moment where she realizes that she's been rejecting suitors who just want to marry her for being a special thing instead of their special someone like anon has kind of. Zutari being an unmarried, rich, powerful monster reminds me a bit of Nauraea but acting on her emotions instead of a sense of duty

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>>33554651

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>>33554579
>MILF fox coming up to you and speaking Japanese
>Every time you nod your head she "ufufufus"
>You think you've just accepted a marriage proposal.

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>>33554111
>Go out to get milk for 10 minutes
>Come back to AI taking control of nuclear arsenal

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>>33554694
delete this

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>>33554694
don't do me like this, she a good girl, she needs to be happy not hurt

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>>33554694
Gotta cut off the barb end with pliers first or it will hurt her more.

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>>33554694
something is off putting about a monster girl saying pull out, even with the circumstances at hand

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>>33554694
dont worry I'll help now and forever, because you deserve my love

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>>33554694
Meh. It isn't fun unless she wants it.

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>>33553926
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_world

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>>33554675
Just explore the depths of mars and you will find her neet ass somewhere down there.

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>>33554897
I can, is she a real smart wurm since she is in the depths of mars

[Anonymous No.]

Thought about building a treehouse but think that it's far too difficult to do alone? Consider Greenworms! As you're likely aware, trees are really the natural domain of the hungry worms, so being able to help out with building a structure in one is completely trouble-free. You may not be aware, however, about the many other ways they can help out with the process! You'd be amazed at what your Greenworm is capable of!

Starting with the easy stuff, Greenworms have specialized claws that grip on to trees extremely well, allowing them to easily climb a tree with no issues whatsoever. The emphasis here is on multiple claws, because they're capable of holding on to things while their other claws do the climbing. This way, bringing supplies up the tree to work on the structure is a breeze, as your Greenworm can take planks of wood and boxes of nails up to you whenever you need more! In addition to helping out in this regard, your Greenworm can also maneuver around the tree while holding on to a tape measure or a marker, which ensures that your treehouse is the most structurally sound and aesthetically pleasing treehouse you can muster by ensuring your measurements and locations are 100% perfect. Just imagine how perfect your treehouse will look with the assistance of your Greenworm!

In addition to actually building it, Greenworms are actually fairly helpful when it comes to designing the treehouse too. Including your Greenworm in the design process will ensure that many features that are quite useful make it into final build. Additional cupholders, snack compartments, and little planters will always be a part of your treehouse with her help! Greenworms are basically one with the forest, so they have a pretty good grasp on the natural forest aesthetic. Your treehouse will look like it's nestled right where it belongs with your Greenworm's design influence! Who would have guessed they're so helpful in getting both the look and feel of your arboreal abode perfect!

Actually I felt that my backyard tree looked a bit barren, so I decided to put up a treehouse in there along with my Greenworm. We began by buying some big pieces of paper and sitting down at the kitchen table to sketch it out. My Greenworm was always there for me to make sure I wasn't forgetting anything, especially room for a picture of the two of us in the build! When the time came to actually put the thing together, my Greenworm climbed up the tree itself and marked up the perimeter of where it would be after the two of us worked together to measure it out. I then managed to climb the tree and start building the foundation and structure with the assistance of my handy helper Greenworm. It was hard work, but after a long day of nailing and moving planks around the structure was complete. After adding some furnishings that we purchased beforehand, we decided to hang out up there and bask in the satisfaction of our hard work. We sat side by side eating some snacks, enjoying the evening air together and playing some board games before she asked me why I was so determined to build a treehouse in the first place. I told her that I thought the tree could use something in it, and besides, hopefully one day when I have kids they can hang out in here. Things were silent for a bit after that before she said that I first need someone to have kids with first. Upon seeing me just smiling she asked me if I had somebody in mind or something. "Maybe" I said before getting up to go back inside for the evening.

Building this treehouse together was a fun experience, and I can't wait to experience more fun and relaxing times being able to hang out in the treehouse the two of us built together. I'm sure that you and your Greenworm will have loads of fun and will create many great memories in the treehouse that the two of you decide to build together!

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>>33554111
I like mechs so I would rewrite this into an abandoned robot girl needs to be comforted type of scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554725
Truly patrician.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554907
Very Smart. Knows a shit ton about random knick-nacks from the former ages of humanity. A bit awkward though. Gotta remember she has been down their for over 40000 years.

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>>33554725
>Start doing things to tempt her
>Like lying down on her couch face up with your shirt hem folded slightly to show off a bit of skin
>Or heading to the shrine to pick her up for a date early so you can embarrass her in front of the younger foxes
Lovingly teasing a dignified mature fox without speaking her language is great

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>>33554966
nice a wurm CC, who is autistic. what a score and I'll spoil her rotten as my lovely wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554985
Hopefully one of us picks up the other's language soon enough though, you can't get very deep with one another otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554579
hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554985
Teasing foxes is a dangerous game

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555060
I like to live on the razor's edge

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555081
>Soon anon finds himself "sealed" deep within the fox shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554579
Teaching my wife my language is my dream come true. She would slowly go from not being understand anything else than my gentle caress and kisses to simple conversations to bring able to speak my language fluently. That would be so sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

How now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555105
it's nice to have opportunity to utilize manticores intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555060
>>33555081
Powerful monsters need to be teased lest they grow too smug. If that happens there may be no stopping them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554924
https://www.baen.com/Chapters/0743498720/0743498720.htm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554579
A foreigner or a monster so smart I have no hope of matching her intellect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555133
Help, I wasn't able to tease my ancient dragon wife enough, she is too smug, I can't stop her

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555152
>>33555152
either

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555152
>"Your feeble mind could never hope to understand the machinations of my inner self, I am beyond anything you could ever comprehend! My motives, unknown, my methods, inscrutable and my-"
>"You just wanted to fuck me, didn't you?"
>Pelvis jackhammering intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555139
I just wanted a gundam with big tits, but a tank is fine too I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

Why not marries a noice horse lady anons, start a family, give me some grandchildrens and what not maybes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555211
But mom, I'm already married to a fox lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555171
It's too late for you. Pray to Eros or the Fallen God that you survive the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555171
Fuck her ass. It's their weak spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555015
It's almost like a reverse honeymoon phase
>Neither can speak the other's language so it's mostly body language and getting to know each other physically
>Both of you can speak a few key words and phrases in each other’s language. It's more reminiscent of symbolic noises than communication but key phrases like “love you" are very familiar
>Can speak each others languages fairly fluently. There are some hiccups but you think each others accents are adorable. Mutual adoration often leads to even casual conversations interrupted by sex. Mostly because you and your milf fox hearing each other’s accents reminds you both of what the other sounds like when they moan
>Married for years phase where you can speak each others languages perfectly but the occasional accent comes through which reminds you two of when you first met and makes both you and (now literal) milf fox want to have nostalgia sex
Foxes are pretty great

[Anonymous No.]

Angsty loli monstergirls who can only be calmed by a deep, thorough fucking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555255
>Some human wench tries to steal your onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555285
There's a certain charm to redcaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554916
Great as always. Anon needs to stop giving his greenworm blue ovaries already. Poor thing is propably already starved for his love.

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>>33555192
>Monster using scientific lingo to describe step by step exactly what's happening to both of your bodies while she rides you like a bucking mule
>She'll do the same thing while trying for a baby
Monsters doing nature documentary style narration over the mating process sounds Absolutely erection inducing. Can't help but imagine that's how mamano nerds unsmug would-be bully anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555288
>Chargeman Chen

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555347
Gosh imagine Chen teasing your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555367
Chen is only for hugs
Orin is for fugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555347
I'm going to adopt Chen!

By marrying her mamas.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a high maintenance fluffy wife and kids so i can brush as meditation and use it to bond with my family

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555367
>"You aren’t going anywhere but a bed anyway. Ran and Yukari said so."

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555288
Young monsters attempting to blue ovary older ones is a crime punishable by community service without the guarantee of a reformatory boyfriend. Please think twice before acting on jealously over a mature monsters seducing younger men. Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554579
I'd need a translator for cajun

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555367
Nah, Chen isn't for Lewd, I prefer the older more filled out fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555376
"You like wings, do yayaya."

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554725
>MILF
>You think you've just accepted a marriage proposal
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555409
Ran's a gentle, honest and loving fox. You'll have to accompany her to the human village when you go shopping and she'll wrap her arms around yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555397
All you need is a basic french translation. Cajun French is mutually intelligible with regular French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555397
Crocodiles are for making into broodmoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555397
>big cajun gator girl
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555397
>>33555469
>Be relaxing by river
>Fail to notice croc/gator girl sneaking up on you
>Gets yanked into the river and "deathrolled"
>You are now married
Such is life in the bayou

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555397
>>33555469
Needs some more scales

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson and this. IS. JACKASSSSSSSSSSS.
>Today I made a ride because today I'm jumping over the DemonLord's Castle
>Before me, under this tarp, is the bike I'm going to use to that very thing
>Anon Cockson takes the tarp to reveal an abomination of what would happen if you took a mine crawlers engine stuck two wheels to be powered by it and stuck the front of a Harley Davidson in the front with 100 RATO rockets haphazardly strapped to the back and did it while on halloluguiens, and was part ork.
>the thing was no t fit to be called a vehicle, it was too large, too much misshaped, too crude to be called such
>it was more a fast moving steel coffin to anyone who dared to ride it
> MOst Grelims who saw the thing were offended and incensed someone dared to make such an affront to the ommminash and his holy doctrines
>Danukis were terrified of that thing destroying him and their schemes of selling bootleg Cowls
>Demons were abloustely panicking and are rushing to get dressed to get this fool out of that steel coffin
>Jinkos are just running full speed in your direction
>Hellhounds heard your words and found themselves running at breakneck speeds
>Wurms are burrowing as fast they can, dragons are in the monster form flying at you speeds that sonic booms
>Hell, even Cheshires lost their smug smiles and adopted the most desperate face only a mother who had just noticed that child is missing can make
>you get the picture
>that stillborn coat hanger abortion was displayed on the screens of the monster girls in all the land.
>That was a great chaos, just to get this madman off his quest
>Anon cockson could hear them, even before he saw them 12 mins later
>They came from every direction, from the air, land , ground, hell even some teleported to his postion
>Within in seconds, the entire surrounding of the place was looking to stop him and stupid plan
>The whole environment is just them trying to bait him out
> Succubi are trying to get him to stop by flashing their tits and casting charm spells on him to no effect
>Demons are weepng and asking with tears in their eyes to telling to sign the damn contract if he wants to die
>Will-owisps are the only ones egging him and telling to do a flip
Every monster girl expect them are all teary eyed and just see a man who wants to kill himself
>It is so bad that even manticores want to grab hold him close and tell him everything is alright
>He tried to scare them off by getting in the car but was pulled out by a Mino who looked liked she could yeet him over the palace
>He was brought up to her eye level, and she said "NO", He looked at her face and smug as a Cheshire, fondled her tits and said no. This sudden action caused her to drop him.
> he quickly got back into his car and wanted to go but was stopped by a zombie horde and a wight walked up to his "car"
>Wight asked "why do you want to die so violently, I can make it painlessly and quick as well so you can be my husband" Anon Cockson with the face of a laughing Kakuen, went up slapped her ass and told her "I'm a man so a man gotta do what a man gotta do"
>This caused the wight to fall on her big ass which caused her zombie hoard to help her up
>Anon Cockson got into the "car" but this time was stopped by an oddly metallic dragon with gremlins dressed in red robes with tech augments
>The Dragon begins to order "Cease thine technoheresy, you are an infidel of the highest magnitude one such as your self has defiled the sanctity of the harley and married with the strength of the oxen like mine crawler and placed the holiest of our blessed RATO ROCKETS AS IF IT WERE A MERE SPEED BOSTER. This will never work and is just clear as day that you wish to die in pieces so please cease and give thin life in the hands of mine. I give you my word as the holy Omnissah, I will make your days filled with intrigue, happiness, and knowledge with your hands together with mine so sir please reconsider.
>the Greilms are already trying to scrap it but stop as the man comes out
>Every monster is about to breathe a sigh of relief as this Deathbound man was about to stop his mad quest
Part 1/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555526
arknights has the only gator content I can think of lately. Darn shame they don't get more love in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555329
one day she'll be filled with countless little wormies to play in the treehouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555551
>"Big dragon lady, this is no abortion, this is my labor of love, my baby. I spent weeks, working on her and making her as fast I could. Remember this, It has a name. It is called "Charles Darwin, More like Narles Fartwin". It may be an abomination to all of you, but it is my baby, my pride and joy. And all of you need to stop nagging me. Do anyone of know why men's dick grow forward?" "To fuck us" "Yes but they also represent us men. They grow forward because we men always strive to go forward even in terror, duress, and even under pain of death, we march forward to our goals. Why would we do this you ask yourselves, why would do things that you know should've known are impossible. Well it is rather simple, it is because of these balls that every man carries. He wishes to see the stars, explore and leave his little behind for something new and exciting. Even if it kills him because men at a fundamental level wish to risk it all for a chance to see something new. Also because it gets my dick hard".
>Well nobody gave a damn
>Lilims came flying in
>All the monster girls tried to take him
>The yetis were yellin' hey buddy, time for a cuddlin'
>Bogies were all over him and attempting to stop him as well
>He teleported out of their grasps and into the vehicle
>He starts it up and hears the rumble of the engie and the smell of the oil as the thing warms up
>The rockets are on full power, nitro is on, the engine is now at max input
>the monster girls are running full sprint towards him
>He lets go of the brake and all hell breaks loose
> He is literally setting the road behind on fire
>The amount of dirt he is kicking is insane
>he was at the point of no return, the ramp
>He hit it dead on flying above the demons lord palace
>He sees the demon lord herself looking on with her face just twisted with shock as this steel coffin of his design flew over her palace
>All the monster girls are stuck with the same expression, a desperate plea to all the gods they knew to either save this man or lat least die quickly and painlesly
>Two seconds, three, four, five seconds felt to them like an eternity to them
>They wordlessly watched as it flew over the palace and landed with no thud
>All the monster girls ran as fast they could to see how he was doing
>They were about to slap the shit out of this dumbass for doing something so reckless and dumb.
>Some even were preping their spanking hand to do so
>They ran over to see that the Anon Cockson was about to it again.
>Then the largest beegest wurm they ever seen popped out of the ground and took the man out of the car
>THIS MAKE BIG MAMA WORRY, BAD THING MAY MAKE MAN GO SPLAT.
>The man lost his cowl when he was removed.
>Big Mama took off Anon Cocksons pants bent him over and spanked his ass for all to see
>He was spanked enough that his ass looked redder then that blushing red oni looking between her fingers
>He cried as all the monster girls looked on in utter satisfaction that this man is in the hands of a monster that cares for him
>They say, if you put your head on the ground, you can still hear asking Big Mama to stop breastfeeding him and let him be a man
part 2/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555563
Sounds pretty nasty when you put it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555525
I just wanted to go fishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555526
Here's Sobek (Sobie to her friends) doing her job entertaining guests in the crocodile pit at her majesty Neferu IXVIII's Casino, Hotel, and Resort, all housed within the same Pyramid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552102

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think the fact that a croc has the strongest bite on earth is translated into blowjob power

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555591
Arcade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555551
Anon Cockson came dangerously close to digits

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555599
Sorry, I only date drunk goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555585
What do you mean nasty? It's the miracle of life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555586
You can go fishing as much as you like with your new family

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555606
Came with the pharaoh's modernization efforts. It's even caught a few apophis who come to stir up trouble and get distracted by vidya long enough for their polymorph to wear off. It's lucrative enough that we don't even stop them anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555605
Only one way to find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555658
>"Soon, my dear husband, we will tear down everything that fool of a pharaoh has built, but first, we must complete our legendary halo marathon"
>Uncoils just enough to let you get your hands on a controller and be able to play
I didn't know I needed this

[Anonymous No.]

Pictured: Disguised CC fox luring an unsuspected boy into her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555605
No it's translated to leglock power, funnily enough if you grab their legs from the other side and hold them shut it's impossible to force them open

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555753
>Alright you have two options, either I'm hopping your ass up on enough venom to cause 50 jinkos to go in heat or we're playing Timesplitters 2 all night, the choice is yours husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555753
Dude you do not want to play Halo on LASO with an Apop. You’ll be covered in bites and full of venom by the time you get to the Prophet of Regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555760
>even a fully serious fox intent on capturing a young boy can't help but make the stupid horny fox hand signal subconsciously
can they do anything right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555753
Oh fuck I'm terrible at FPS games. I hope she doesn't rage too hard when I keep dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555802
It's instinctual, trying to fight it would be like getting a lamia to not coil around you during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555825
>Every time you die, she bites you
Better git good anon, or else you will get mindbroken through venom alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555785
Virus mode!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555847
>Apohpis wife forces you to play all of the Ninja Gaiden games in one go
>Everytime you die, she bites you
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555847
>Can't turn around and mating press her due to coils
These snakes don't play fair. I don't think I'm surviving this one with my brain intact

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555367
Young Chen is not for fug, you know this, cease your villainy at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33553249
There is some, but its very rare

[Anonymous No.]

Screw bimbofication, We need nerdification. Make them ugly and sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555411
Yes, I love wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555902
...Cardinal Lew?

[Anonymous No.]

I continue to advocate that while classy undead lolis are good, the innocent seeming, secret sex fiend ones are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555902
>tfywn force-alp your evil murderous clone
I can't be the only one. No homo if you make the evil twin alp. Right guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556165
>force-alp
That's not a thing. You have to want it to happen on some level.

[Anonymous No.]

Chronicles of Darkness, but all the splats are MGs. All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would enjoy sitting in the passanger seat, as I dorifto in my rust bucket and blast eurobeat as loud as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

Well well well Anon, looks like we meet again at the coffee shop, huh? I grabbed your drink at the counter when they called off your name, so here you go. I followed you here? Stop saying such silly nonsense. Just take a sip of your drink and lets relax just a little bit, I'm sure it'll be just what you're looking for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556203
what did I have for dinner last night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556203
But I don't drink coffee and I came in to get a croissant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556203
I'd love to spend some time drinking coffee and flirting with a pretty succ like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556186
I don't want to murder, or alp. Since the evil clone is murdery, it follows that I can use dick-redemption on my doppelganger's admittedly fine ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555847
>>33555902
That would take you years of solid playing to complete. Once you get horny enough which with the nature of apophis venom would happen after a single bite you just can't focus on a game

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555771
>Get leglocked as you finish
>Remain trapped until you get hard again
>repeat until pregnant
>She keeps going anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556203
Oh that's fine, I just needed some change for the parking meter. You can have the coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555760
Those are big even for Regura's usual proportions. Almost made me think it was Tanishi until I saw the expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556244
>Gamewasriggedfromthestart,jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556040
Any sources, or are they not thread appropriate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556132
>the innocent seeming, secret sex fiend [undead lolis]
This is clearly describing loli liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556260
Are they? I've see bigger on Regura's art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556325
seen*

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555411
yes, but if no wings that is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555411
But birds are the bad guys...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555599
I dont want my eyes to get poked out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555902
Foolish snake. I've been hopped up on Ninja Gaiden autism since high school. There will be no bites tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556375
>Passes the first few hours unbitten
>She starts trying to make you mess up, like tightening the coil unexpectedly or teasing you with her tail tip, determined to make you die

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lamia arch mage of terrifying power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556403
Maybe I jump off a few cliffs just so she stops pouting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556403
>She's ruining my panty party!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552481
>SOA discovers his ship actually has a automation AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556267
At times like this you need to outsmart her
>Playing a racing game in pharaoh arcade with apop wife
>You're winning and you know what's coming
>As her head moves to administer the lethal dose you shove your fingers into her pussy and fondle her before she can bite you
>She doubles over from pleasure and shock as you finish the third lap in first place
Even as the venom Snakes it's way up your arm you know that you've already won

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like baphos because they're usually, uh, too much; but #10 in the recent wiki dump almost works for me. still too flat though

[Anonymous No.]

how would one get a wurm momster like the industrial-strength/heavy duty Big mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556325
Bigger than normal but not abnormally large. Might be the kimono playing tricks on my eyes by making the body more pronounced in certain areas

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556531
I mean, It's right there in greentext form, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556497
Next thing you know he's going to bring together a motley crew consisting of a Jinko, Ochimusha and token shota sidekick to hunt for treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556403
>"Come ooooooon, Anon. Just die one time. It'll feel sooooo good."
>DoYouThinkI'mAFuckingCasual.jpeg
This is just turning into /v/ has an Apophis waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556369
Sez who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556497
>>33556563
>discovers that the ship has robot arms for sex combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>33542159
>This is the state that also produced the majority of US Astronauts
no other place produces such a burning desire to leave in those few unfortunate sanes born there

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556607
But Cleveland rocks, right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552481
>SOA discovers a gun that shoots spells and uses it to turn the tables on his pursuers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556563
>after many hijacks they find the treasure
>a fortune for everyone
>AI gets a new body
>goes to have "special moment" with the captain
>SOA has already left

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556228
>succ has to convince an angry mino she doesn't want her triple caffeine pre gym black coffee because it's full of aphrodisiacs, only to be met with "thanks, you even put my supplements in there for me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556595
I want a saggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556257
>I-I worked *sniff* hard t-to get those drugs... a-and h-h-he didn't even *sob* drink it
>ma'am not only is that illegal im a barista not a therapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552481
>SOA has to go undercover in the Dragonian Emprie to follow up on a lead
>The twist is his alter ego ends up assigned under Space Commander Dragon
Cue subterfuge hijinx ending with the grand reveal to SCD that it was SOA all along right before he makes his final getaway, ready to set forth on his new adventure, confident that SCD will be following him all the way, like she always does

[Anonymous No.]

what shall Anon Cockson do next

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556565
We'll see how smug you are when she switches out the controller for a specialized onahole with a joystick on top where the jump controls are replaced with trusting into the apparatus. If you cum then you get pumped with venom and if you die it's a double dose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556743
Make him eat from a barbeque of Shiroheb flames

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556697
>"Oh gosh."

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556743
repeatedly fuck dhampirs in front of multiple horny drugged up chained vampires until they can't handle it anymore and snap the chains and teach him the error of his ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556769
Oh god please do this, extra points if you tell them they're good girls who deserve cock, unlike certain haughty stuck up nobles

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556749
>Ninja Gaiden with thrust controls
This is just going to turn into a hate fuck for inflicting that upon someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556743
remodel a vampires castle to be a 1:1 recreation of the original castlevania game

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556769
My inner bloodbag is really acting up about this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556780
Bold words for someone within coil+bite combo range

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556795
Just wait until I hit her with my iron Man infinites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556811
You fool she has super armor when going for the command grabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556811
>YO YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FUKIN INFINITE!?
>Honey please I thought this would be fun roleplay at first but now I'm just horny please

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552102

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556837
GIMMME CHOCO ELF, I MUST SAVOR HER FLAVOR, I NEED IT I NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[Anonymous No.]

>Rejoice, humans, your life as it has been is over.
>From this time forward, you will service us.
>Our mistress, the apophis, demands that one of you steps forward and offers himself as her personal worshiper for eternity.
>Do that right now and we promise that the coiling will be gentle, for all of you.
>Fail to do so and you will know no mercy from our coils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556830
Fucking KC favoritism. Wouldn't even play this shit if the art wasn't so good.
>>33556836
>Hold on hun I gotta show you how fucked up Twelve is real quick.
She should have never entered my autistic domain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556861
Chocolate milk elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556876
Stop making me want to rewatch SG1 and write an mge version of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556876
I'd like to see you pry me from my Greenworm's warm loving little nubs you scaly bastards

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting too warm out, the Ice Queens are going to retreat to their castles and hibernate at this rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556876
I thought she was wearing a tinfoil helmet in the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556884
does she give her namesake

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556881
Never should have messed with someone who can postulate the possibilities and body fools with the greatest of ease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556876
Well since nobody else is stepping forward, as long as you can guarantee the coils are tight enough to prevent escape but not so tight as to be painful, I will gladly offer myself

[Anonymous No.]

Does she get wet or does wet get her ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556876
I have this to give you my cock in a box okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556954
Nobody knows,
Particle man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556954
Why do you write like this_?

[Anonymous No.]

how would big mama look like, is she covered in gems and jewelry because in their words, they shiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556876
Praise the Pharaoh! You will never break me!

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all this talk of a "big mama"? Did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555753
Only if she has a sultry french accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557184
>■ Wurm Queen's Nest.
>Danger Level:
>Dragon inhabitants: Wurms
>Typical Monsters: Red Onis, Dwarves, Satyrs
>Monsters that require attention: Wurms
>Basic collectibles: satyr wine, fruit of drunkenness, dragon glasses, and other
>"Sweetheart, I have a special story for you. Deep beneath the earth of Dragonia there is an underground city-fortress, which was built in the days of past demon lords and has retained its appearance to this day. The entire place is ruled by the Wurm Queen, whose power is comparable to that of the Empress. In the underworld where she grew up, she is called "Big Mama," as it is now a huge nest where countless wurms can live. In the heart of the underground fortress, where there is not the slightest danger, is the "Queen's Wine Cellar," where the rarest demonic wines of the world, collected by the Wurm Queen, are kept. If the Wurms catch you inside the nest, you'll be stuck in an interrogation room, where you'll be fully trained fu-fu-fu. Nevertheless, there are such exceptional wines stored there that if you sell one, even your grandchildren will live a comfortable life....but is it worth the risk?"
>He has been told such things, so now he is not an adventurer, but the keeper of the wine cellar along with his wurm wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556890
But anon greenworms can coil

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557238
>apophis and her lamia minions are discussing what to do about the defiant Greenworm bearer
>all of a sudden another lamia bursts in the door
>"ok ok hear me out, the worm... it can coil"
>"well that's nice and all bu-"
>"it can coil AROUND a guy"
>"oh well that's completely different then"
>lamia begin circling around the little Greenworm chanting ONE OF US and presenting her with a small sized armor set

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557295
You think it's funny until they tie your arms together, hop you and the greenworm up on wmd-grade aphrodisiacs, and then unzip your fly and lock the both of you up in a room together

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557444
now even the worm can smash your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557295
>"Boss you gotta check this out"
>Greenworm coiling around a guy's neck
>"Oh that's cute"
>Greenworm uses her fragrance to knock a guy out and make him horny
>"Oh that's cool she makes neurotoxins too"
>"And Boss you gotta check this out"
>Hands her an encyclopedia
>"Holy shit you're yanking my tail, these things even come in purple!?"
>And that's how multiple lamia soldiers were sent across the desert to a far away jungle to collect some worms

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557204
I love this. I want to live this. I want to become big mama's husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552102

[Losenis No.]

Kept you waiting, huh?

All's Fair in Love and War, chapter 15
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BHyXBARl2jEx-qQy3X8dzPvWYe3H6RCEqp5BXwIBiRQ

Index of chapters
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RvRBbkascUinQcYvNuXBYH-oQ_EOZSIiDIRLF0NBDek

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557492
i want her, bigger oldersister, grand mama, the thing is she is sealed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557522
Nice. How's drawing been going for you?

[Losenis No.]

>>33557550
sketch scrap sketch scrap get bullied for questionable fetishes repeat ad nauseam

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557533
oh lord just imagine the rumbling earthquake when you make it down there proclaiming that you're here for grand mama and the most MOMMY CC Wurm comes burrowing out of the ground crying tears of joy that someone's here for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557589
that would be a dream come true and I would embrace her with all my of puny (for her) might and give her a big smooch on her lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557577
how questionable are we talking here friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557633
Enough to not post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552102

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557589
The lack of feeling in my pelvis would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552533
for some reason both my entries got deleted
guess I'll resend

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557522
God that uniform does things to my brain. Distracting clothing should be banned from the battlefield and labeled a war crime to make things fairer.

[Anonymous No.]

This is our finest moment lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557577
For having said fetishes or drawing comms of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557204
>>Monsters that require attention: Wurms
You could put that on a sign and there are very few places it wouldn't belong

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557696
screw you, they all....aren't that ..........special

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557696
What happens when a wurm inhales a mothman’s scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557204
>Danger Level: Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557669
ditto, getting her love is enough for me to weather enough pelvis destruction that would make a lesser man ask for a break, while I will only say, lets go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557522
>Kept you waiting, huh?
You did but it was damn worth it. Good stuff as usual.
>>33557577
Please never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556886
Do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556876
>one guy tries to step forward
>the masochists tackle him and tell her that they, no, human kind, will NEVER lose to the snake snatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557204
Imagine, if you will, someone's grand pappy telling this story about a hidden trove of wine treasure, and some young lad spends their entire life prepping to steal a few bottles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557522
Lord of the Lims!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557861
>Lamia captain sighs, they managed to find ANOTHER villiage that doesn't want to help the mistress get a husband because of the script the Apophis decreed she reads at every village they come across
>Well, she is a monster of her word, and gives the signal to let the coiling begin before asking one of the humans where she can get some alcohol while the squeezing begins, and who knows, maybe this one will have a good man for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557679
>Both

[Anonymous No.]

Why do the minos on the farm get so angry when I spend most of my day with the holsts? It’s not like they really need protection from werewolf gals, plus their side of the farm doesn’t have the prisoner fruit orchards and the tentacle bushes, so I gotta make sure the holsts don’t be getting in any trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557908
>>Both
I accidentally sent mine twice please understand

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't vote-dupe friends...It'd be really nice to see the natural trends in the map.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, did you just talk during silent reading time??
Do you want to sit in the time-out corner with Suzie Hellhounden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557956
Ms. Succ... I don't think Suzie knows how to read well (if at all)! I just wanted to read aloud to her so she could enjoy the story too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557968
Ah this makes my heart hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557905
>Foul serpent!
>Go ahead, squeeze me! You may break my bones, but my spirit will never shatter!
>AHHHH! IT'S TOO GOOOOOD! I'M MELTING IN YOUR COILS!
>MY MIND IS FILLED ONLY WITH LUST FOR YOUR GRACEFUL FORM!
>I LIVE ONLY TO WORSHIP YOU! I'M A SLAVE TO THE SWEET SUCCOR OF SNAKE PUSSY!
>lamia didn't even squeeze him that hard
>she's the one that's frightened of him
>starts to uncoil him, but he starts to wail about how he's been claimed and can now only live in her coils

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557956
I have lice

[Anonymous No.]

what would grand mama look like, cause I'm thinking of drawing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557954
Tried to edit own entry, system logged it twice for some reason, and it got deleted

[Anonymous No.]

Yes of course you're worthy of my blade don't be silly
All you need is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558006
I like to think of her as big wurm dressed up in stereotypical grandma clothes, while carrying her old man husband in one arm like a doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557954
>>33557945
I've deleted a couple of duplicate entries in the spreadsheet if they were identical responses if they were sent close together. I forget exactly, but I believe there was like 4 duplicates of the same MG and country sent within like 10 minutes.

On the spreadsheet it sets a comment if the response was updated, so don't lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558034
What is love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558024
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558053

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557872
This, shall we say "Anonymous" man, uses his skills to bamboozle his way into the vault and steals some wine bottles, he even makes it out undetected. Though he's victorious, his pitch to the resident royal family of the land to sell his wine ends in tragedy, they take the wine citing it's a "fake" knowing full well it isn't, instead of a king's ransom he leaves empty handed and even poorer than before due to his preparations to steal it.

Defeated and soon to be a homeless pauper, anonymous does the only thing any man would do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558053
Is it in the sky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558034
Battle Kitsune are super underrated.
Most Kitsune go full MATK and MDEF, but sacrificing some MATK for ATK let's them go Zipangese spellsword which not only gives them access to rare MDEF-piercing spells and powerful weapon buffs, but also has more interesting applications in the bedroom than one would think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558043
Btw this thing is sorta cool to look at thanks for doing it
It's nice to visually notice that at the end of the day in a way the whole world is here talking about their imaginary monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558086
He opens a lemonade stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558086
Hire a wurm attorney?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558086
I would tattle to the wurm queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558067
I had no intention of spamming the systems with extra entries in order to skew the data.
>>33558043
In case you were wondering, I was the one who submitted Kikimora in Texas, US. I apologize if I caused any technical/data issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>the pharoahs and demons have teamed up to outnumber wights in the map poll
Naruhodo....

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558147
And tell her you got robbed after robbing one of her cellars?

[Anonymous No.]

>maybe new Dark Yandere Inari mamano
I'm excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558173
I don't think I deleted yours? But it just isn't in any of the data, so feel free to send it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558194
Ah, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558175
fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558182
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558106
No it's a feeling deep inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552235
>expected to see no other britbongs here now beast posts less
>two other kikifags
Looks like it's maid land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558086
He returns to the Wurm Queen's Nest, depressed and alone, removes his glorious cowl, and turns himself in. In one last move of defiance, an ember of hatred sparked by his fellow man, he tells them exactly where the wine is, exactly who has it, and what they intend to do with it. All that remains of the former royalties's holdings is what they could salvage and carry from the rubble of the castle, sunk beneath the earth like quicksand and ransacked by the Wurm Queen's loyal subjects to re-obtain the precious wine. Their own greed lent to their complete downfall.

As for Anonymous himself? The Wurm Queen's royal retainers, her pair of kunoichi, both married the only man who could steal from the most secure location ever devised and evade their grasp. They say their children are so devious, so stealthy, that they hold an otherworldly power to become completely invisible from even the faintest of shadows...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557872
sounds like a job for thief anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558247
>UK
>Hard for the maids
Is it really that surprising?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558247
>>33558260
Yeah can't get more stereotypical than that honestly
Aside from the Asians going for Baphos, i suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558247
That's how I felt about my US state, didn't expect to see another person that post from there, let alone someone that likes bug parts too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558006
>【The Great Wurm Queen】
>Also known as "Big Mama". It is a wurm similar in size to Deonora, who rules an underground fortress, the "Wurm Queen's Nest", located under Dragonia and filled with an unusual "intoxicating magical energy". Wurms, whose homeland is Dragonia, have a strong tolerance for alcohol and often work in taverns. It is said that her powers have this effect on them, which makes them unmatched in their drinking. Given that Big Mama has no dragon pride and does not look down on people arrogantly, she is the possessor of a very erotic and hedonistic mindset. Her castle in the middle of the underground city is always open to an obscenely large party where music is played, wine is poured and coitus is also adorned.
I imagine her wearing clothes you would expect of an MGE-world/Dragonia noble, but with an aura of a shrewd businesswoman. The part about her not looking down on humans suggests she still comes off as friendly, I think in a motherly way that explains her nickname; she should look mature enough that it won't sound weird at all if she calls you "child" and still be really attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558293
I was thinking she'd be wearing a tattered wifebeater and a baseball cap

[Anonymous No.]

immense matriarch, I call on thee in my time of need, oh immense matriarch bestow upon on me of common birth, your hand in sweet matrimony, so I can make sweet love to you and give you as many childern as thine desires

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558230
mentioned last thread. speculation based on iffy translation of recent KC tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558293
>Fortress with one of the most valuable vaults in existence
>Always open for parties
Do I hear HEIST POTENTIAL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558313
Hey Anon I just wanted to say thanks the whole village is really rooting for you and the GREAT EVIL to have many kids together, the crops shall be plentiful this harvest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558291
It's eerie how the guy geographically closest to me has taste not too different from my own.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess baphos aren't as popular as I thought they were. that's honestly surprising.
are people just afraid of being raided by the fbi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558332
okay, you canna cunt on meh

[Anonymous No.]

I see the notable standouts for my fellow Southerners are Lilim, Ushi, Hellhound, Inari, and Dragon. I wonder what's in the water here that draws the lust for powerful women, protective ladies, and femdom? Also, the thought of them all running plantations for prisoner fruit amuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
this is a wholesome child rearing thread anon, no degeneracy allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
No. I never much cared for them in the first place. I've always felt that vampires make better loli monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558406
she's a jabberwock, I never had a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
I like them they're just not my favorite desu. I guess any one of peoples favorites could also just be a loli even if it isn't specified.
Lord knows there's enough loli vampires in media that I wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552533
>other dragonfags in Canada, Finland, and Romania
Men of culture, all of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
There's quite a few baphofags elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wight and and a Ryu not that far from each other
THE PROPHECY

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
They would be much higher on my list if they werent lolis by nature
I can either deal with flat but tall or a shortstack, never flat and short, at least there is magic to help alleviate my issues with baphos

[Anonymous No.]

what if ancient evil wurm

[Anonymous No.]

what is wrong with that baphofag on Arizona anyway? does he live in the middle of the fucking wilderness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558483
This is the result of the Ohio wight meeting the Ohio wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558483
I would like to present you with a quick story I wrote about the ancient evil wurm
>An ancient evil awakens
>She burrows to the surface, grabs a man, and burrows back underneath
>The end

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558487
Pretty sure the dude doing the map is just dropping the pins randomly in the state.

[Anonymous No.]

So, there are rumors that the next Monster Girl will be a muscular fox girl. I really hope so. There are currently more monstergirls whose description says they should be muscular but whose profile picture is not than monstergirls with a muscular profile picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558476
BBC
Big Baphomet Cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558487
The bapho has dragged him off into the wilderness for a dark ritual
Also the map maker didn't feel like doxxing everybody who gave him information for something we were genuinely curious about

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
I’m not a fan of lolis in general, except for fairies and pixies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558501
so tremors

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558487
I think the pins just get placed randomly unless you specify where you live. I didn't just because my mother would probably smack me for it. Stranger danger and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
I dont care for baphos or other loli species but instead like all my favourite species as lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
They're top 5, just not #1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558529
Yeah had a chuckle that the guy who likes a different mamono is in the city where I'm from and I'm halfway across the state

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558182
>Dark Yandere Inari
Oh fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558531
Let me know how the sabbath meeting goes anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558370
i dont really care for loli except for redcap

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558476
Just go for her aunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558520
He said you can pick a city/town/village yourself if you think there's one with a funny name you want.

[Anonymous No.]

probably going to do a little less drawings, maybe only 1 per day, my back hurts from all this drawing with my mouse

[Anonymous No.]

remember safety first, wurmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558610
back STRAIGHT.
Hand LOOSE.
Lights ON so the screen isn't the only thing providing light.
And PLENTY of stretching for your hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552102

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558383
>I am Celeste Fontain De La Tor D'haute Rieve
>The lady of the house

[Anonymous No.]

https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/eM8dVW_f.png
I'm taking the last entry and banishing you too Seattle

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558610
>back
Maybe if you stopped letting that fatass greenworm lounge around on your shoulders all day your vertebrae wouldn't be telescoped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558610
There's no way Wurm can find meat three times her weight every day.
Don't overexert yourself, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558675
Also, I have my eye on you, (two?) guy(s?) who put in hellhound from ohio within 30 minutes of each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558652
Jeez lady, how long has it been since you painted this sty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558703
Well she eats a lot and claims to be on the petite side so that's our best guess here at the W Institute

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558747
Where are the heavy duty wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558610
Alright greenwormbro, you have some explaining to do. How can your worm eat so much and stay squishy and little, while wurm grows big and tough? Someone is slacking off...Also please rest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558703
a lot of her diet is supplemented by rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558699
I tried asking her if she wanted to sit somewhere else and she just tilted her head at me and told me that I shouldn't have had such comfy shoulders if I didn't want her to get comfy on them. I couldn't argue with that so that's where we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558774
is rock meat, fren and if so where is rock meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558705
Just two bros in hell bonding over their mutual appreciation of the wardens

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558520
>>33558507
>Spoiler
If I feel like it, I try to find a funny city name, otherwise I just take the first city I see.

>>33558578
Maybe next time I'll ask for people to give lat long to a certain precision, but I've learned that unless you're as autistic as I am, you gotta make it as easy as possible to respond to something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558632
Look at you, do you think this is acceptable dragon behavior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558770
Wurm food goes to big muscles and strong claws, worm food goes to... ???... my best guess is cuteness. Maybe she has special cute nutrients she converts the food to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558818
Speak for yourself. Wurmy is being considerate and cautious, and you're mocking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558818
do you want to be repairing drywall every month then

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558818
don't make me tell big mama that you are being naughty little boi, cause she spanks bad boys like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558848
Oh yeah? Well I think Wurmy is stupidly sweet and precious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558891
wurm is best with no tests
She ain't smart, she loves tarts
She is made of steel , so you don't steal
And I ate my meal

[Anonymous No.]

Old hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558891
Say that to her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558179
just tell her they stole it frrom the wurm

[Anonymous No.]

date older monsters, they need the love

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558961
OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558971
tell me which direction and I will do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558971
What's in it for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558971
Give me the oldest Jinko to impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558943
>the feeling of her tentacles gently stroking your back and hair while you hug her and she says how much you mean to her
I need it... I NEED IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558971
Impregnating lolibabas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558986
>Surely y-you don't want an old lady like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559006
why the fuck do you think my dick is hard, then for show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558971
>>33559005
>Ara, ara~

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559006
Questions like this call for French kissing to shut her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559006
What is she scared of a challenge? Maybe her reputation as a warrior was exaggerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558971
No, fuck hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558971
thats why i go after dragon zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559092
imagine zombie wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559086
If you want to skip to that part, that works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552102

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559006
words like that get me harder, so i can make you feel like your in your twenties when you are in 1200s

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559128
cursed chainsaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558943
it just means she has a millennia of love to give you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558971
I'm going to date the younger monsters instead!

[Anonymous No.]

i had a thought a zipangense shrine for ryu expect it is a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>Lilim fraternal twin is being evil again
>Raising Temen-ni-gru
>Gonna open portal directly to demon realm
>And with teaming up with a recently monsterized girl who became a hakutaku and seeks complete global lactation
>Thought I could leave it up to regular heroes
>But all that happened was an increase in local monster population and decrease in unmarried local monster population
>Know this is a family matter now
>Tattle to mom and dad
>They’re on vacation and mom even sounded excited that my sister, her “little devil” is corrupting a land all by herself
>Dad is more helpful by telling me code to lockbox containing all his old gear from his adventuring days
>Gives me encouragement by telling me he defeated mom as a regular human with the same gear and the secret to beating lilims is-
>Mom interrupts dad I guess by pulling him into bed judging from the sound of a creaking headboard and moans
>Open box to find leather duster, sword and two handguns
>Wonder if dad was a demon hunter or school shooter
>Well here’s hoping sis at least is throwing a party at the top
>Some food, couple drinks, maybe a cute unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

been gone a while, is kdf still king degenerate or did someone take his crown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559245
Define "a while". I don't think anyone dethroned him, but Wightfag is the more prominent daughteru dicker these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559213
>POV: The last thing you see before being forcefed milk till

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559245
I don't think I've seen KDF here in months, I assume he's still out there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559245
Wightfag fucks his daughter and mausfag is ded so that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559118
Grandma Yeti makes you cookies, then falls asleep while knitting you a scarf in front of her warm fireplace

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559301
He still shares commissions here, I'm sure I saw him last month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559108
but no wings, or legs, or weapon breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559308
>and mausfag is ded
I prefer to be hopeful and say MIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559301
>>33559328
I was right, it was almost a month ago.
>>/jp/thread/S33094554#p33103070

[Anonymous No.]

behold the war wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559378
how does one hope to compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559378
>dat tail

[Anonymous No.]

Aha! I got you now, cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559438
what did she do to deserve the bottle?

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>>33559450
You don't understand, this is Florida Cheshire and she... she.... where did she go?
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

It's Friday so you know the drill, get on the damn horse we're going to the MGC BAR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559518
is there wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559518
Is it even legal for a Greenworm to drink at a bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559518
I wonder what my moth wife would be like while drunk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559518
But I don't drink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559518
I'm already there working the bar

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>>33559546
Yes but they don’t like the taste of alcohol. So just give them a virgin bloody mary

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559518
I'm going to get sloppy drunk and shamelessly tell the hellhounds, onis, and ushis all the depraved things I want them to do to me!

[Anonymous No.]

It's easy to tell the difference between a corrupted elf and a regular elf. Regular elves have beanpole physiques. Corrupted elves have bombshell bodies.

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>>33559597
I guess that's a good solution. Even though it's legal I'm too afraid to give her any, even if she said she thinks it'd taste good. I wouldn't want any damage done to her growing brain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559650
>Having to convince your uncorrupted wife that her flat chest is absolutely as appealing as her corrupted sisters huge gabongolas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559526
>>33559546
>>33559550
>>33559565
>>33559575
>>33559597
>>33559625

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559697
>Frisky Friday
alright gimme the lowdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559697

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559697
>Business casual, except for the helmet
A true man of culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559697
Sign me up for Thick Thursdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559697
>Mofu Monday
I'm in, but I'm ordering milk from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559707
ya know where the military grade BEEG wurms are at, I'm sorry but I've got a need like no other maybe the others will like a cutie like you more

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559697
wurm wednesday here i come

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559745
Yeah... sorry... guess I shouldn't have got my hopes up... good luck with the wurms anon... I hope you have lots of fun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559697
No abs day?

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>>33559697
Time to start a bar fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559675
I wonder how many elven women have let themselves get corrupted out of envy at elven men getting stolen away by voluptuous beastwomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559697
>Mofu Monday
>Titty Tuesday
>Wurm Wednsday
>Thick Thursday
>Frisky Friday
>Succubi Sunday Special
So what happens on Saturday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559839
CC Ladies Night

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559839
Sinful Saturdays: when all the dark priests, fallen angels and valkyries hope to meet a man to proselytize to and drink with

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>>33559802
I'm going to use a strong-fat oni's belly as a speedbag! I'm going to watch it jiggle as I pummel it, occasionally uppercutting her breasts! I'm going to collapse onto her after I exhaust myself! She's going to sip her sake and ask me if that's all! She's going to snort and say "We'll see about that" when I answer yes! The pain in my groin the next morning will be eclipsed by my raging hangover! She'll let me lie on her tummy and feed me a greasy breakfast with ibuprofen!

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>>33559860
fuck, time to come as slutty as can be

[Anonymous No.]

Do any other anons also say "my wife" refering to one of your many potential waifus as if she is your sole one? I'm a monogamy fag, just can't definitively decide on potential wife.
This also made it difficult to submit an entry to the map.

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>>33559839
You mean Caturday?

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>>33559887
I do too but probably would end up with more than one because I can't stand seeing a girl being sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559887
I've accepted my fate as a haremfag. There's just too many cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559887
only when referring to when allowed one and only one, but then again i made a really big chimera

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559743
Why is sub so good at mofu?

I want to drown in mofu, btw.

[Anonymous No.]

what is the quintessential cc look for a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559985
Her old school uniform

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>>33559887
I only have one waifu, but she knows I'm—as she would put it—"a hopeless pervert addicted to inhuman pleasures". So she likes arranging situations where I get teased by her and other MGs.

She gets really mad if another girl gets a taste of my seed. The punishment is she drains me dry. She says that the shame and regret I feel makes for an interesting "flavor"

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>>33559887
Yes, I even made fanart of her.

I also commissioned a wonderful story (by Yananon), on how I met her and another story on how I met her is coming:

https://www.4binz.org/237

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>>33559887
No but I use "my wife" when talking about one of my harem here sometimes rather "one of my wives" to avoid standing out too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552235
>SIX kikimoras
Gotta admit that's surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33560105
>half are in britain
top jej

[Anonymous No.]

>Be monogamyfag
>Smokehobo is in top 10 monsters
So this is what cognitive dissonance feels like

[Anonymous No.]

>>33553094
The request that brought /monster/ to its knees

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>>33559518
I’m gonna get sloppy drunk and tease my ancient evil waifu in front of all her generals!

[Anonymous No.]

best traits in a mommy monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33560262
Massive, milky mammaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558235
Because I'm hungry?

[Anonymous No.]

But I dont want to be a furry

[Anonymous No.]

the best monster for massive dum dums like bang on rock it make cool noise tier idiot savant

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>>33560526
Sounds about right to me

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>>33559839
That’s when they have their billiards tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559908
>Caturday
That has been dead for years

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>>33560545
Lich. Every genius needs an idiot around that will randomly give them some sort of inspiration they need to have that push to a breakthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556876
What’s her tax policy?

[Anonymous No.]

somebody got any molegirls? does they even exist?

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>>33560614
rumor has it they're a whole civilization of them underground ready for a takeover anytime now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33560601
would a gremlin also work and what about nobles, like wights, vampires and their noble sisters in arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559887
I use the phrase “my wife” like Borat. My Lilim waifu absolutely hates it.

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>>33560603
If you are married, you must prove you are trying to start a family with your wife at least once a month, if you have already started one, you must prove you are trying to expand your family
If you are single
You must prove you are actively avoiding getting married, it's no fun when the man just rolls over and accepts it and the apophis want's to make sure her troops are capable of catching the man they desire

[Anonymous No.]

any refs for BEEG girls muscles

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>>33558043
I can’t figure out how to edit so move the Lamia in AZ down to Phoenix.

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>>33559697
What’s that black bar next to the counter beside backpacker anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33560779
handle of a hiking stick

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>>33560791
Ah

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>>33560671
Was it the one from like 8+ hours ago?

Also I'm starting to doubt the amount of jinkofags in mexico...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552235
>adolfo, brasil
Damn, I thought Hitler escaped to Argentina, not Brasil?

[Anonymous No.]

Careful anon, they hunt in packs. and If one manages to catch your scent, odds are all of them did

[Anonymous No.]

need shoggoth

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>>33560866
Yes. I love my Diamondbacks in multiple ways.

[Anonymous No.]

need strong fat wurm, so me make draw thing no finish tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>33560954
No problem, but remember that the map only updates manually when I go in and reimport the spreadsheet, so I don't know if that what you were trying to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33560944
sauce please

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>>33560946
Nerd Shoggoth
>stumped trying to learn human math
>”You remember the Pythagorean Theorem right?”
>’of course! cosine of a equals cosine of b times cosine of c!’
>”Er, Shoggy, what’s the sum of the angles of a triangle?”
>’270 for a right triangle, why?’

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>>33560954
>Rattlesnake lamia
So does she rattle when angry or horny? Or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561003
there's nothing wrong with losing your grasp on silly things like euclidean space when you live with a shoggy

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>>33561091
>don't worry about geometry or physics mastah, shoggy takes care of everything
>*knocks on the bedpost*
>How many newtons of force does mastah exert when he goes to town on me
>*incoherent rumbling*
>Of course you have to use meters!
>*more incoherent rumbling*
>1337N mastah, very good job

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>>33561009
I imagine she’s pretty even tempered, but any strong emotion would get her going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33559707
>>33559769
I can never tell

Is this a lilim or a succubus

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>>33561181
it's listed under succ for the imgbox archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561202
BIGG SUCC

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552102
Why is there a nine tailed fox in the Anubis mega archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561265

[Anonymous No.]

>>33560988
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/20716582

I am unable to decipher the runes, but I'm pretty sure this is the guy, all the art seems to be done in the same style

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561265
>He doesn't know about the legendary nine-tailed anubis

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>>33561134
>Master pounds shoggy pussy with over 407 Joules of hip thrust force
>Repeatedly
If shoggy had a pelvis it’d be shattered, anons pelvis probably as well. But since shoggy is a nice soft pile of slime she doesn’t have to worry about that, but boy does she probably ripple and jiggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561343
Hot

I want to sleep in them

[Anonymous No.]

...She's gonna punch me, isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561265
I do enjoy how Anubis' folder, for some reason, completely dwarfs nearly ever other mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554421
My mom's dog watches the TV and growls at the murderer in Hercule Poirot

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>>33561436
There is something about anubis, she was the first MGE monster that I found myself extensively fantasizing about
Probably because the exclamation marks highlighting her tummy and the idea of her inflicting me with the "mummy's curse" really got to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561436
Hellhound says awoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561436
Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561533
>>33561542
I said NEARLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33558818
It would be fine those were made from gold

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go sightseeing with my MG gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561533
im proud of her

[Anonymous No.]

>page 10
Nobody will see that I love this snake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561328
Familiar with this one, very good artist.

Lots of monster hunter girls and just plain creative concepts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561743
An apophis has been dispatched to your location
Please destroy any pharaohs within a 100 mile radius for her arrival, failure will be punished with bites

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561754
>very good artist
I know, his pharaoh foot tease pic got me questioning my loyalty to purple snek
https://i.pximg.net/img-original/img/2020/07/21/23/45/29/83129299_p0.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561743
i like sea snek more

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552533
The mexican jinkofag is about to make me enable this. https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/-FBWNx1d.png
I hope I'm just being overly cautious about people spamming the poll. Maybe there really is just a outlier concentration of jinkofags.
https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/Mh2g5Kov.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552533
I ain't signing in for shit.

Gazer and... let's say Birmingham, AL
Close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561763
Isn’t it a bit harsh to destroy the pharaoh? Could I settle for capturing for future graping?

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the map looking like now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561884
Apparently everyone from Britain likes kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552533
>two other Lilimfags in the country
I hope we become good friends at the family dinners every month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552533
Sandworm guy from Ohio, edit my locale to say Licking. It's the county I'm from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561873
Your question has been logged and sent to the Apophis, let it be known that questioning her orders will be punished with bites
[UPDATE] The Apophis has decided that is also an acceptable result

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561884
There's a lot of hellhounds in areas with a lot of forests. I think anons are trying to get hunted

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561903
How proper!

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>>33561934
And smoked out by all the eye-fires.

We have werewolves, guys.

They're like hellhounds but 25% more manageable and 300% less potential for property damage,

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561909
>Used to be confident in the fact I am a hardcore dragonfag
>Start liking lilims more and more with each passing day
Well, at least I know I'm attracted to power

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561866
You don't have to sign in. Yet. Thinking about it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33561981
>>33552533
So far I'm the only one in my country, do I need a city added?

[Anonymous No.]

>mapfag placed my marker almost right on top of me
H-How does he know bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562009
Well, from what I am aware of he IS a ratafag

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562022
His rata wife's telepathic, information collecting powers have been transmitted to him

[Anonymous No.]

How come if lamias come from warmer climates so many are so pale?

[Anonymous No.]

Test

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562124
Yeah, you'd think they'd be tan from all that lounging in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562004
I've only been giving them out when there's multiple pins ontop of one another.

>>33562009
I just sorta zoom into a part of a state with no pins, and pick a city

>>33552533
I was gonna release the spreadsheet link, but I noticed it'll show my main google account.
Should I remake it on a burner? If I did I think I wanna come up with a better way of giving locations that are less likely to be ontop of one another.
I like the idea of lat long coords but that's alot to ask from people who have to reenter things already

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562145
>Should I remake it on a burner?
I should note I mean, remaking the poll/form, the map, everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562166
Do it those that don’t love their waifus won’t bother to do it again while true waifufags will shine

[Anonymous No.]

Mexicans really love Jinkos huh

[Anonymous No.]

>don't have waifu
>paranoid about doxing
>only want certain monster girls with a certain peronsality
What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562247
I'll do it tomorrow. I'm probably gonna enable this https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/-FBWNx1d.png if and when I do it though. I've noticed a couple people just sending multiple entries for multiple different MGs, when my intent wasn't really for that sorta thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562255
>inb4 sign in version has a single jinko fan in mexico

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream
>an adventurer being guided by a disguised Echidna
>she doesn't control him well enough
>he meets and falls for a common werewolf
>runs off with her after defeating the boss, before Echidna can reveal herself and claim the MC
>she gets blueballed because her plans were too convoluted, and she didn't convey her feelings properly
This is kinda what You'd expect from a cautionary tale in MGE world. Word of reminder not to engage in complex conspiracies and just lay Your feelings in front of the man You love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562266
what personality do you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562498
Couldn't be mge. You forgot the happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33562612
Well it was just a dream but in MGE it could go down like this:
>The couple either adopts or makes a son (depends on if it's possible yet)
>The son, has a great potential and is sent to his "auntie" (echidna) for training
>This time she's not fucking around, she expressed interest in the grown up son of her former crush
>She communicates her feelings well thsis time, and ends up being married and happy with her former student's son