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3352421 No.3352421[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You have a problem: your waifu is a nymphomaniac. You come home everyday tired as shit and just want to sleep and she’ll be waiting for you with turtle and lizard soup and a stare you up and down lustfully. Once bed she nags you for sex for hours before finally giving up and letting you sleep.

What do you do?

[ ] have sex with her, but tell her she’ll have to do all the work
[ ] buy futa love doll
[ ] sleeping pills
[ ] fake it

>> No.3352425

[x] report thread and hope the janitor's still around

>> No.3352432

[♪] I'd never marry a nympho.

>> No.3352435

[x] divorce
[x] fap to loli on internets

>> No.3352436

[x]GENUFLECT

>> No.3352440

>You come home

Already wrong

>> No.3352446
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3352446

but Saber is a pure girl that only has sex with Shirou

>> No.3352450

[x] turn around 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.3352456

[x] wake up

>> No.3352459 [SPOILER] 
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3352459

[x]Fake her kidnapping

>> No.3352475

>>3352421
[x] This is not a bad thing, buy a couple packs of viagra, a shitton of red bull and a volume of "wild kinky sex for dummies" and get to satisfying my woman.

>> No.3352486

[X] Make her give me neck massage after dinner then let her ride the hell out of my cock.

I don't see how this is a problem.

>> No.3352491

>>3352446
haha , no way. She had a son and knew how to please men.

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