/jp/ which 2hu would you fuck?

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Anonymous Wed Mar 3 19:10:08 2021 No.33521585 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/ which 2hu would you fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 19:33:23 2021 No.33521870 None, they're all lesbians and I'm a guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 21:58:04 2021 No.33523698 >>33521870 They're not, that's just fanon nonsense. They're actually all canonically straight.

Anonymous Wed Mar 3 22:43:39 2021 No.33524360

>>33523698
In story of eastern worderland stage 2 Reimu is clearly flirting with Meira, which replies to her that since they are both girls it's disgusting.
Hence only Meira is canonically straight, all the other Touhou girls are to be considered bisexual until disproven fufu

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 02:58:57 2021 No.33526870 >>33524360 Meira, Junko, Suwako, Seiga, Toyohime and Yorihime are canonically straight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 03:09:43 2021 No.33526940 All of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 03:11:48 2021 No.33526960 the hags

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 03:13:00 2021 No.33526968 File: 895 B, 64x64, 1601615372113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33526940 You're gonna have with all of them?! You are telling me you fantasize of having hot anal sex with Genjii the flying turtle?!? Lewd. >>33526960 There are no hags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 03:18:42 2021 No.33527003 That is a question /jp/ has been trying to figure out for more than a decade now. It would be a groundbreaking discovery, if an answer to it is found.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 03:29:37 2021 No.33527077 None, but there are quite a few that I'd like to take a shit with.

Anonymous Thu Mar 4 04:12:18 2021 No.33527256

>>33527003
Give your contribution!
>>33527077
Anon you might not like it but Gensokyo has no modern sanitation system, which means that you'll have to shit in the bushes, this also means that just by walking in a random direction you have an extremely high probability to step in some anime girl or fairy loli shit on the ground.
This is a Touhou fact: open-air shitting is in Gensokyo is a problem even more than India.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 04:27:35 2021 No.33527353 ill fuck anything thats not alice

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 04:32:20 2021 No.33527373 >>33527256 >open-air shitting is in Gensokyo is a problem It isn't, since the girls are cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 04:39:30 2021 No.33527420 >>33521870 this kuso thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 09:16:32 2021 No.33530940 Byakuren, Miko, Eirin, Reimu, Sanae, Kanako, Sakuya, Seiga, Orin

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 09:28:53 2021 No.33531143 >>33530940 now pick one and only one

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 09:36:48 2021 No.33531271 File: 504 KB, 960x1349, 1602099530216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eirin. I want to find out whether Hourai immortals can get pregnant or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 19:02:11 2021 No.33539399 Komachi

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 19:07:25 2021 No.33539474 >>33521585 All of the lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 19:11:02 2021 No.33539517 slow sex with youmu

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 19:14:22 2021 No.33539558 >>33531271 she isnt human in the first place

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:34:17 2021 No.33540664 Fucl for what purpose? Recreational sex probably Marisa or Mystia procreational sex probably Yoshika, Junko, Suwako or Hecatia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:47:01 2021 No.33540812 most of them if it's just someone specifically, reisen

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:53:25 2021 No.33540892 The REAL question is which 2hu would you NOT fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 21:02:41 2021 No.33541011 Youki

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 5 01:33:47 2021 No.33544037 >>33540892 touhous who I dont remember their name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 5 03:48:01 2021 No.33545104 File: 479 KB, 1000x1045, fuck_cirno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33540892 Cirno

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 5 12:36:36 2021 No.33552418 File: 217 KB, 359x359, Primarch Neil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33531271 Die, filthy moonie-lover!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 5 12:51:50 2021 No.33552693 File: 699 KB, 794x1104, 84361894_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have many many NEET children.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 5 14:34:02 2021 No.33554169 >>33552693 You're gonna burden her with having to watch her non-immortal spouse and likely children get old and die while she stays the same eternal neet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 5 15:10:44 2021 No.33554628 >>33554169 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 5 15:19:44 2021 No.33554733 >>33554169 If Erin won't make more medicine that's on her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 00:39:21 2021 No.33560886 >>33554169 Kaguya probably already knows that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 01:17:26 2021 No.33561302 File: 203 KB, 1000x1027, Rumia-Touhou-Project-Anime-Этти-4927050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33521585 Rumia-chan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 04:38:15 2021 No.33563256 lamo dude ur mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 12:15:01 2021 No.33569848 File: 585 KB, 704x1000, 1608424401008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33521585 I want to make gappy happy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 12:21:12 2021 No.33569930 File: 2.34 MB, 2000x2500, 5f38cd85235b89cf80ecac3f4a379028061f6213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33521585 None, but I would watch them fuck each other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 12:45:32 2021 No.33570253 >>33521585 Whoever is the most determined and hotblooded one. That passion, that determination, that sheer burning will to go beyond and do what everyone says is impossible, only to prove them all wrong, nothing turns me on like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 12:56:26 2021 No.33570404 >>33552418 Do you really have to spam this shit meme in every fucking Touhou thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 13:00:28 2021 No.33570486 File: 3.82 MB, 2894x4093, 72278551_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33521585 Remi

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 13:21:44 2021 No.33570828 >>33521585 Suzu

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 13:45:28 2021 No.33571198 >>33526870 idk about seiga she says some suspect stuff about that zombie. She's a felon, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 14:07:21 2021 No.33571500 >>33552418 Thank you for your service, Neil

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 14:44:48 2021 No.33571916 File: 118 KB, 367x307, 366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i like the blond one

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 16:29:46 2021 No.33573183 File: 117 KB, 450x600, __reiuji_utsuho_touhou__ef3aae7c7185a739144d3591f7492f13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] okuu

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 16:36:16 2021 No.33573249 >>33573183 ticking time bomb

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 17:39:41 2021 No.33573987 Kourin

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:03:52 2021 No.33574260 Better question is which 2hu would fuck you? Answer honestly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:07:55 2021 No.33574316 >>33574260 I think Cirno. I would be no match for her size, speed and agility.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:15:24 2021 No.33574412 >>33574260 Maybe Sumi would be lonely and desperate enough. Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:28:15 2021 No.33574520 >>33574260 Bucket

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:28:23 2021 No.33574524 >>33570828 Suzumiya?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:28:59 2021 No.33574530 >>33573183 She has a couple of nuclear bombs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:29:47 2021 No.33574539 >>33574260 Reimu or Sanae for a 100 yen donation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:31:38 2021 No.33574556 >>33574260 I mean there’s decent evidence that Koakuma may be an actual succubus considering her design similarities to Morrigan, so

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:39:16 2021 No.33574631 File: 1.81 MB, 320x258, 69BA57AC-9639-4AA5-8A88-00BCF99FA9F3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33574260 Mimi the ICBM. Matter of fact, she’ll fuck us all

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 18:40:40 2021 No.33574641 >>33527256 Yukari gaps all the crusty stools away with her powers to fuel her burgeoning scat fetish

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 6 20:39:12 2021 No.33575879 File: 179 KB, 1200x900, 1614962053638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33574260 Kanako or Suwako would get the wrong idea about gathering "faith" after having a bit too much to drink.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 7 02:47:55 2021 No.33579658 >>33570486 For a moment, she looked like Shinki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 7 13:30:58 2021 No.33587212 File: 412 KB, 745x1075, 68908240_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33574524 Suzunaan Book-Seller

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 7 13:40:15 2021 No.33587329 >>33521585 Chen because I'm sexually attracted to little girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 7 14:32:43 2021 No.33587943 >>33587329 pedol pedol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 01:03:12 2021 No.33595600 >>33523698 >They're actually all canonically straight. Probably most of them, but characters like Alice and Marisa sleep together in gay ways. You can sleep in the same bed as someone and have it not be gay but they totally made it gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 01:05:39 2021 No.33595634 >>33574260 How would I know? I've never met them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 02:51:20 2021 No.33596462 >>33523698 Citation that isn't animemaru needed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 04:14:36 2021 No.33597141 File: 102 KB, 647x609, 1552285897653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33531271 Congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 05:17:37 2021 No.33597732 >>33521585 Is Reimu's pantsu completely drenched in sweat or is it just a stylistic choice from the artist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 05:29:14 2021 No.33597866 >>33587329 Why would you choose the worst little girl when there are plenty of better lolis? >>33595600 Weird way of spelling Reimu and Marisa, why do you think she is always at the Hakurei shrine? Reimu and Marisa fucked countless times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 05:33:00 2021 No.33597909 >>33597866 All little girls are precious you infidel!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 05:50:18 2021 No.33598082 >>33597909 Some little girls are more precious than others! Say no to modernity and equality, embrace loli aristocracy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 06:14:49 2021 No.33598322 Really? Then how about 248307

Anonymous Mon Mar 8 06:28:34 2021 No.33598461
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>>33597866
>>33598082
>Why would you choose the worst little girl when there are plenty of better lolis?
Because she's sexy and I want to mate with her.
And it's better if others guys aren't attracted to her, since that means I'll have this sexy kitten all for myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 06:36:43 2021 No.33598542 >>33598461 CHEEEEEEEN!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 10:22:03 2021 No.33601780 >>33597866 Do you think Reimu gets jealous of Marisa somehow attracting a lot of genso putang

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 10:32:01 2021 No.33601923 >>33574260 Human Villager #263

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 10:33:27 2021 No.33601957 >>33596462 Burden of proof is on the yurifags, as straight is the default sexuality. Prove to me they're lesbians.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 14:38:47 2021 No.33606822 >>33597866 >Reimu and Marisa fucked countless times. source

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 15:41:11 2021 No.33608028 >>33606822 His diseased mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 17:55:28 2021 No.33611115 >>33574631 Only if you're within a 50 mile radius of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 18:02:58 2021 No.33611304 File: 124 KB, 243x272, 1580802939360.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33570486 based and remipilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 18:31:42 2021 No.33612064 File: 628 KB, 1120x800, 50610442_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33521585 Youmou, even the thought of this half-ghost half-human carrying my children is exiting

Anonymous Mon Mar 8 20:08:19 2021 No.33613970
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>>33597866
Have you never cleared any of the fucking games? There's an ending where Marisa and Alice sleep together and do soft gay shit. As far as I know this doesn't happen with Reimu even if Marisa stays at her place. The only evidence I know of is the cover of Lotus Land Story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 20:09:20 2021 No.33613995 >>33598461 i must rape her i must rape the chen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 8 20:42:42 2021 No.33614528 File: 2.12 MB, 1560x1970, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_maru_daizu_aqua6233__57e8de80332e48fd8c0f610013407e8b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to fuck her little butt so bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 9 11:21:16 2021 No.33625444 File: 365 KB, 890x928, 1610993380316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33521585 I want to produce industrial quantities of Reisens with Reisen

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 9 14:02:40 2021 No.33627611 >>33614528 I must fuck the Remilia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 9 21:16:33 2021 No.33632472 Most if not all of the hags, honestly. And Suwako

Anonymous Tue Mar 9 22:46:07 2021 No.33633689

Whichever felt a genuine affection for me. I would be more interested in doing the other physically intimate acts like hugging, cuddling, and maybe even trying to kiss if they felt up to it, but I don't really like to imagine myself in the presence of touhous, something about it seems off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 9 22:57:48 2021 No.33633826 >>33526968 Only a secondary would not fuck Genji

Anonymous Tue Mar 9 23:16:40 2021 No.33634075
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>>33633689
Given that nearly all of the touhous are genuinely amoral inhuman monsters, getting close to one is a major safety hazard, and gaining the affections of one is instead a hazard for everyone around you, since odds are good that youkai are zealously possessive

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 10 05:13:08 2021 No.33637130 the one who takes it easy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 10 05:21:16 2021 No.33637230 >>33521585

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