[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 36 KB, 799x1100, 1613946394999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33486702 No.33486702 [Reply] [Original]

Patch

>> No.33488723
File: 89 KB, 428x403, I don't even like this doujin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33488723

>>33486702
ouli

>> No.33488898
File: 371 KB, 1663x2048, 7966f98bd08fc4c3c34d8ca0859068f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33488898

Do you still like Patche after seeing this picture?

>> No.33489869
File: 1.09 MB, 748x800, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_mutoto__63334ae3c69318c74d7bf290071ab952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33489869

>>33486702
eyePatch

>> No.33490444

What is proper Patchouli Headpatting procedure? While she's reading a book? Not? Trough her hat or not? Alone or in public?

>> No.33490886
File: 72 KB, 718x1100, patch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33490886

>>33486702
I really like this gyate

>> No.33494384
File: 851 KB, 800x800, 1571587250453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33494384

>>33488898
Yes

>> No.33494632 [DELETED] 

>>33486702
.gg/freezer

>> No.33494672

>>33494632
noone is joining your mental asylum, scum

>> No.33500140
File: 71 KB, 950x950, 5aa7b6f8a5a1a242b35a263de12993c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33500140

>> No.33505239
File: 1.49 MB, 850x1183, 1612555804970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33505239

Let's get rid of Patchy's annoying and useless familiar

>> No.33505290

>>33505239
Agreed. I keep trying to set around and read books with Patchy and she keeps "accidentally" dropping books or whatever in front of me so she can bend over.
At least Patchouli thinks its funny. Is Patchy using Koa to tease me?

>> No.33506503

>>33505239
Do not bully the Koa

>> No.33514258
File: 57 KB, 593x772, EvXRYV6UcAQhXlr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33514258

>> No.33514266
File: 401 KB, 849x849, Patchy Hug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33514266

>>33505239
No

>> No.33516506
File: 378 KB, 1200x704, 1614771692190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33516506

>> No.33522396
File: 93 KB, 711x1024, 1608334601850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>> No.33524948
File: 204 KB, 700x830, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_ao_usagi__29df7336a81332d9ccdeff3da6b758a2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

Punchouli

>> No.33530492
File: 1.15 MB, 1203x1656, 01f228e96f22228144954fe3fc368838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33530492

What are your current thoughts on Patchouli?

>> No.33538811
File: 139 KB, 900x644, 1613289870899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33538811

>>33530492
I want to squeeze her cheeks!

>> No.33542006
File: 866 KB, 1015x1505, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_miruto_netsuki__125d8ea2154c44081b639950583a64b6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33542006

ああ そ.

>> No.33543580
File: 221 KB, 637x513, savedboard_20210304144303a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33543580

>> No.33544750

>>33488898
I love Patchy unconditionally

>> No.33544841

>>33486702
Fatch

>> No.33554852

>>33490444
Nobody knows

>> No.33554952
File: 484 KB, 1000x1277, 00f24b6e1a3c54cc133a5f49bf871797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33554952

"Hey, anon. Are you interested in reading about the American Civil Rights movement with me?"

>> No.33558939

Reading's for nerds, and I don't like nerds

>> No.33562602

>>33554952
I love patchy patcho patchuu so much bros

>> No.33563345
File: 106 KB, 877x1166, 84D8508A-F2BB-4509-8BA8-E1122684D5EB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33563345

>> No.33570753
File: 345 KB, 510x850, 1610000905072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33570753

>> No.33570926

>>33554952
Yes but not because I care about that but because I want to have sex with you

>> No.33577616

>>33570753
patch's patches!

>> No.33580096

>>33558939
Patche don't like you either if you don't like to read.

>> No.33586967
File: 444 KB, 1582x2126, 1592149311282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33586967

I want to be cozy and comfy with Patche!

>> No.33587453
File: 370 KB, 844x656, Patchouli Comfy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33587453

>>33586967

>> No.33587791
File: 1.30 MB, 2011x900, 189d51aeda7a9fea5a4938529462408d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33587791

>>33586967
Cozy and comfy is fine, but she won't let you get close. No hugging, no snuggling!

>> No.33587816

>>33587791
Why not?

>> No.33587915

>>33587816
She'll get addicted.

>> No.33587941
File: 1.54 MB, 1000x1200, 555976bc9914319f0c374a8c4b55dbc0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33587941

>>33587791
No way. I'm going to forcefully hug and cuddle with Patche and we are going to be comfy and cozy together!

>> No.33587969 [DELETED] 
File: 209 KB, 1152x720, dhtjtujtujtr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33587969

>> No.33588099
File: 144 KB, 600x835, 797df47bd48d4498c2f8039ea5aeab97b1c32f20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33588099

>>33587915
Adorable

>> No.33588270
File: 188 KB, 917x980, 1609086211856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33588270

>>33587816
>>33587941
No means no. Take it or leave it.

>> No.33588427

>>33588270
ok tsun tsun

>> No.33589290
File: 38 KB, 402x579, 1565837026550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33589290

>>33588270
Patchu isn't strong enough to stop me, we are cuddling and she is going to like it.

>> No.33590815

>>33488898
I want to fuck Patche drugged so bad

>> No.33591481
File: 1.59 MB, 1414x2000, patchy fire3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33591481

>>33589290
Really.

>> No.33595993
File: 947 KB, 1668x2388, 3bd8d12803bd9e6c26b0cc913f036a47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33595993

>>33591481
I'm waiting until she is having a asthma crisis and then I throw her on the bed and we cuddle!

>> No.33596036
File: 413 KB, 1451x2048, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_risui_suzu_rks__2698881f98c42e065b6f8b297c1a3982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33596036

>>33595993
Passive spells prevent such attacks.
Really, anon. She's was a witch in medieval Europe. Do you really think she'd have survived as long as she has if it was that easy to take her down?

>> No.33603900
File: 1.22 MB, 1200x1650, 1581761061077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33603900

>>33595993
That's not very nice, if she was having an asthma crisis I'd help her.

>> No.33608532
File: 2.64 MB, 1800x2536, 38c217e3cb5ccc72d098dd3d6958d909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33608532

>> No.33609104

>>33596036
She was a witch in contemporary Europe! But I bet she only has passive spells for attacks, not for cuddles.
>>33603900
Making sure she is safe and comfy is helping the pachi.

>> No.33609299
File: 485 KB, 718x919, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_mozukuzu_manukedori__a31a17ca0a61da04c5fc36b95650547c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33609299

>>33609104
Things she doesn't want you to do to her would constitute as attacks, and doing such things would not be helping.
I understand wanting to cuddle with Patchouli, she's quite beautiful and all, but you really do need to take her wishes into account.

>> No.33612501
File: 410 KB, 1392x2048, 9e98815925634b96e5c530c27bd3bf59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33612501

>> No.33621018
File: 305 KB, 568x579, Patchy_08-15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33621018

>> No.33626671

>>33621018
I want to disturb Patchouli while she's reading, only to find that she finished the moment I walked in and was expecting me as per her calculation.

>> No.33629494

>>33612501
stop eating, fattie

>> No.33629720
File: 2.08 MB, 1736x2456, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_jittsu__9701fbf011b0f76a4e67fe1740b85c7d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33629720

>>33626671
She's gotten so used to you showing up like this and knows you so well than she can time her reading to your arrival. Doesn't necessarily means she likes your interruptions, but still kinda cute.

>> No.33633736

>>33629494
Don't insult her. It's not a good idea.

>> No.33636581
File: 292 KB, 618x857, e84d97692d74a39fd2ad7a7983f11912 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33636581

>>33633736
what is the fatty going to do, roll on me?

>> No.33642975
File: 92 KB, 198x246, patche is full of it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33642975

>>33636581

>> No.33643298
File: 457 KB, 1280x1024, Royal Flare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33643298

>>33636581

>> No.33643392

>>33636581
This is the ideal Patchouli.

>> No.33643399

>>33636581
don't tempt her

>> No.33643489
File: 1.20 MB, 940x1024, 1605719953916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33643489

Koa doesn't think highly of Patchouli

>> No.33643621
File: 43 KB, 900x700, 1615383323965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33643621

green patchouli

>> No.33650578

>>33643621
crush the patche

>> No.33653805
File: 32 KB, 480x312, black-patchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33653805

>> No.33659717

>>33643489
She doesn't think.

>> No.33663546
File: 239 KB, 704x1000, 1350482811570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33663546

>> No.33666027
File: 86 KB, 510x680, 1368053946919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33666027

>> No.33672912

patch
petch
pitch
potch
putch
pytch

>> No.33672978

>>33486702
Haha this bitch kinda looks like Himemori Luna from Hololives, you guys know her?????

>> No.33674554

>>33672978
No she doesn't, this vwhore looks like some dumb princess bitch unlike patche. Also, go back to your board.

>> No.33678857

pætch

>> No.33683394
File: 734 KB, 1000x1177, 1613905395344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33683394

>> No.33684346
File: 1.13 MB, 1000x1412, 809901b894b12b1d21f7922c5ffcd5cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33684346

>> No.33687968
File: 1.09 MB, 1333x1000, 9bd7f04a1d49d7c2f0db133c9c87e0d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33687968

>> No.33689192

>>33666027
Are they buying Patcho or selling her?

>> No.33689408

disgusting

>> No.33689615

>>33689408
You are

>> No.33691885

I like Patch because it seems like she would be okay with dating a black guy like me

>> No.33697726

>>33691885
Seek help

>> No.33700324

>>33691885
What makes you think this?

>> No.33705066

>>33689192
She's being shipped off.

>> No.33714131
File: 144 KB, 900x1200, 042aa474f279c4d50a719a1719b5f97a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33714131

Why is such a powerful magician so easy to hypnotize?

>> No.33714518
File: 1.27 MB, 1024x1198, Patchouli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33714518

>>33705066
To me, I'll take good care of her.

>> No.33715785
File: 2.62 MB, 1414x2200, patchouli hypnosis1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33715785

>>33714131
She's not, you perverted moron. As if Patchouli could ever be hypnotized so easily.

>> No.33721629

>>33691885
Proof?

>> No.33725768
File: 70 KB, 518x725, af397c6826cbd137232af5cdcafbb0ff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33725768

>>33488898
Not anymore.

>> No.33725941

>>33691885
not true, Remi does not like black people and Patchy wouldn't want you scaring her friend

>> No.33736349

>>33725768
I want to lick her sexy legs

>> No.33737907
File: 185 KB, 920x1618, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33737907

>>33554952
"Sorry Patch, civil rights aren't really my thing."

>> No.33743947
File: 223 KB, 1000x1414, 77063712_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33743947

Patche on the beach!

>> No.33747979
File: 106 KB, 777x777, __shameimaru_aya_touhou_drawn_by_ayano_ayn398__5a706dab9a9cb02911ee8d73fb4d8eff - Impossible.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33747979

>>33715785
yeah, just like Aya.

>> No.33750569
File: 615 KB, 1111x1554, magicianshypnotize.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33750569

>>33715785
True, it's pretty hard to hypnotize the gensokyo magicians.

>> No.33750628
File: 249 KB, 552x510, 1363849883363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33750628

>>33750569
God damn has this artist has gone down hill. Never any resistance or body control, never anything fun, just straight hypnosis. Peaked and that Sumi book way back when and has never once come close since.

>> No.33753156

>>33750628
Yeah, even his art got worse. He peaked on the Marisa doujin imo.

>> No.33753378

>>33750569
Unironically I think Patchouli would be difficult to hypnotize because she would be too busy reading her book to look at the coin.

>> No.33755129

>>33753378
More like she'd burn the string and the coin after lighting you like a candle.

>> No.33755179

>>33755129
This is assuming that she doesn't blast you, which is of course the realistic response for most Touhou girls if put into this situation.

>> No.33755231
File: 316 KB, 1650x1450, patchy fire8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33755231

>>33755179
That gag is they don't take it seriously at all. It's just some stupid prank, not an actual attack, they wouldn't kill you just for that.

>>33755129
>More like she'd burn the string
This is more accurate. Casual wave of a finger, fwoosh, now go away.

>> No.33757361

>>33753156
He's sick of her.

>> No.33765552

>>33554952
Why read it to her if you can tell it to her.
History buffs win again.

>> No.33772521
File: 2.56 MB, 1676x1000, bd4453707b87c0e6060276362709ce88.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33772521

>> No.33776789

>>33489869
ha... funne buns

>> No.33786604
File: 868 KB, 1064x1500, e8cc9cbac38eec6f641f35a4fe3b9340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33786604

>> No.33792212
File: 595 KB, 1269x1822, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33792212

>>33715785
I see...

>> No.33805299
File: 530 KB, 723x738, P.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33805299

>> No.33805429

>>33488898
duuuude weed lol

>> No.33806004

>>33636581
haha wouldn't that be funny hahahaha

>> No.33807750

i am thinking about getting a fumo of patchy
should i wait for a good deal or just go ahead and buy one now?

>> No.33812272
File: 1.00 MB, 1346x1636, 1588775074992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33812272

>>33643298
>>33642975
Patche wouldn't be able to use magic if someone said she is a fatso, she would get so angry and flustered that she would be unable to focus on casting a spell. At best she would actually try to roll over and smash the person with her plumpish body.

>> No.33823325

patchers

>> No.33830815

>>33812272
An angry wizard is infinitely a greater threat than a collected one.
You can count on your suffering being eternal.

>> No.33832196

>>33488898
I wanna smoke with Patch

>> No.33837888
File: 610 KB, 1165x2355, EvrlKJkUcAEwhDh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33837888

>>33830815
She casts permanent Reduce Person on me and makes me lives between her belly fat folds or under her giant pungent ass. Eternal suffering by Fatcho, the angry wizardess!

>> No.33839448
File: 3.30 MB, 2100x2100, 1506434117860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33839448

>>33837888
Doesn't reduce person merely halve your height? Assuming that you're around average height now, you'd just end up between a head or two shorter than a typical fairy, which is far too big to live on her body, but just the right height to be put to work in the SDM as a new fairy maid.

>> No.33848683

>>33488898
Eh, I don't particularly care.
It's not like I can stop her from destroying herself. I can only guide her away from that direction.

>> No.33850116

>>33486702
what a fat bitch.

>> No.33857773

>>33850116
Rude, she isn't a bitch. She is just fat.

>> No.33858888

>>33486702
Patchouli Patchouli give me the formulouli

>> No.33864240
File: 42 KB, 351x506, patche (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33864240

>>33522396
higher quality version for ya

>> No.33865702

What is Patche's ethnicity?

>> No.33877058

>>33865702
West European like Remi and Flan.

>> No.33884560

>>33865702
>>33877058
And yet she manipulates the Wu Xing in her magic, making her an "Eastern-style Western magician". Does that make her a weeaboo?

>> No.33884844

>>33884560
no.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action