/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ No.]

Watermelon is so good I wish I had some now.

[Anonymous No.]

suiking

[Tsundere-chan !LfPPE1OhI. No.]

I hate watermelon

[Anonymous No.]

[有彦さん !!Th5NGyhxace No.]

WHAT'S WITH JAPANESE "PEOPLE" BRINGING WATERMELON TO BEACHES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3345374

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[Anonymous No.]

>>3345350
nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>3345410

Sanae wasn't available today?

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>3345410
I like to cook mine for 5 minuets.

when you take it out you have just enough time to ram your cock into it before the seeds explode.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you afford to buy a Watermelon just to fuck it? That's some expensive shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3345500
Tengas cost $30~$100

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>>3345500
It's not like fucking and eating are mutually exclusive.

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>>3345530
So you treat them just like a real woman, huh? First a little foreplay, then the fucking?

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>>3345500

btw i wonder why they are expensive

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>>3345562
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[Anonymous No.]

>>3345378
Spanish people do it too.

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

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>>3345374
;_;

[_homo.gif No.]

OMG IS DAT SUM WATERMELON

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Japanese like to break Suikas at the beach?

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>>3347618
I like to break suikas when they're asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I think watermelon is a pretty cool guy. eh is expensive and doesn't afraid of anything.

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>>3347652
This artist. Who is it?

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Watermelon (Citrullus vulgaris Schard)
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- Time to Reach Orgasm:
6 Minutes 21 seconds
- Sturdiness:
The hard exterior shell of the water melon withstood my affections quite well, but the same could not be said of the soft fleshy interior. By the time I came, the interior cavity was quite a bit larger than my own penis. The watermelon flesh is very soft on the inside, and is turned to pulp very quickly by a pounding penis.
The melon did crack a little as well, although it likely was my overzealous lovemaking that caused this, so I do not hold it against the watermelon.
- Texture:
The watermelon's rind felt very pleasurable on my penis and it compensated for the lack of resistance on the interior of the melon. Also, the abundant water kept my penis lubricated quite adequately.
- Final Impressions:
I really enjoyed my brief affair with the watermelon. I credit the hard-yet-yielding exterior rind and the lubricating water for making it a superior sexual partner. It did lose points for the too-soft interior though, so it is certainly not a perfect 10. I would also suggest to not get too rough with the watermelon, or it may crack open. A little spanking is ok, just don't go overboard.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>3347892
>6 Minutes 21 seconds

no foreplay?

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>>3347652
link to HCG set?

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>3347909
search for vitamin c on /rs/

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>>3347652
Next time I'm trying a canteloupe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3347916
Cantaloupe (Cucumis melo L.)
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- Time to Reach Orgasm:
8 Minutes 46 seconds
- Sturdiness:
Truthfully I had sex with two different cantaloupes. The first cantaloupe I had relations with fell apart. I am not averse to rough sex at times and I guess I got a little too carried away with cantaloupe #1; so much so that it broke into several pieces. After that I realized that I would have to make sweet, soft tender love to the cantaloupe; to be a gentle and caring and attentive lover. To cantaloupe #2 I was all of those things and more.
It survived the ordeal relatively unscathed, and the integrity of the penis hole was such that I was almost tempted to put the cantaloupe in the fridge and save it for round 2, once I had recovered my stamina. It was kind of slimy with cantaloupe juice and semen though, so I decided to dispose of it.
- Texture
The cantaloupe had a very pleasing, smooth texture to it. Out of all the fruits I had, I think the cantaloupe feels the closest to a human woman. It did have seeds in the core, but they were very soft did not in any way scratch my penis. Also the cantaloupe skin is a bit rough so I made sure the penis hole had a bit of a flair at the open end to avoid chafing.
- Final Impressions:
Overall the cantaloupe is an outstanding sexual partner. It is a fairly solid fruit with a smooth feel. You do have to keep in mind though that any rough stuff will likely result in the cantaloupe falling apart. Make love to the cantaloupe as you would a sophisticated lady and not a 5 dollar hooker and you will have an evening to remember.

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>>3347652
Butagoma 300g

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>>3347920

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>>3347892
>>3347920
All right what the fucking shit is this? Link to the source?

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>>3347967
Google it.

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

But in Japan watermelons are square, so yeah!

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>>3347952
Amuro, you look kinda cool!

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Feels good, man.

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>>3348009
Strip maajan with Suika? Count me in.
2:2 Two more hoes needed.

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>>3348015
requesting the whole thing please

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>>3347652
>>3347923
Seems like Butagoma 300g is correct.

Anyone have a link to it? Or wanna upload it somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was attracted to fruit

[littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ No.]

Reposting superiority.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

SPITFIRE!