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33431744 No.33431744 [Reply] [Original]

What would a Lunar rabbit - human hybrid look like?

>> No.33432919
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>>33431744
A Disgusting Abomination! Die moonie scum!

>> No.33437665

Hopefully it has her ears and my eyes

>> No.33437724

like my children

>> No.33446451

>>33437665
I'm pretty sure the village children would make fun of them for the ears. Youkai don't live openly in the village. Let alone the children if Rinnosuke is anything to go by.

>> No.33449486

>>33446451
Well then maybe they would help keep pesky boys away from my daughter. Sounds perfecf

>> No.33451330

>>33446451
Strictly speaking, rabbits are not exactly youkai. What's more, I believe humans in the village are quite different from humans from the outside world (there's a reason why some of them deliberately went to Gensokyo after all), so I would expect them to be more open-minded and tolerant.

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>>33431744
Only one way to find out
Her belly is eager to do its duty, you should do yours

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>>33431744
Well Mr. Scientist Man, you know what to do.

>> No.33464750

>>33451330
>I would expect them to be more open-minded and tolerant.
True, but that doesn't speak for all of them.
If the old man in Miyoi's manga is anything to go by, some of them are weary.

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>> No.33471896

>>33457591
Reisen is so softly inviting here
No lewdness, just a gentle smile, as if it were natural for you to be with her

>> No.33481493 [DELETED] 

>>33431744

>> No.33481550

>>33431744
Do Lunar rabbits taste like regular earth rabbits?

>> No.33486756

>>33481550
How would I know

>> No.33489069

>>33437724
I can't believe a /jp/sie betrayed humanity

>> No.33489266

>>33489069
Moon rabbits were humans who just left for the moon because they found earth and its culture "impure" right?
So at best there a very mild ofshoot of humanity. He's just colonizing them- Following in the footsteps of Primarch Niel.

>> No.33490940

>>33489266
No, those are Lunarians. Moon rabbits are native to the moon.

>> No.33493188

>>33489069
What's this hostility towards the Moon, and especially the exiles at Eientei?

>> No.33495445

>>33490940
>Moon rabbits are native to the moon.
I don't think it's ever been confirmed. The Lunarians might have created them somehow.

>> No.33500150

>>33489266
No. You're thinking of what became the Lunarians.

>> No.33500873

>>33495445
According to ancient real life legends, they are.

>> No.33507045

>>33495445
>I don't think it's ever been confirmed.
I'll have to double check, but the bunnies were there before the Lunarians.

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[ERROR]

>> No.33526830

>>33523637
What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up!

>> No.33537392

>>33526830
take you are meds

>> No.33541303
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I want to share warmth with Reisen

>> No.33545447

>>33526830
I was waiting to see this again

>> No.33555502

>>33541303
I too want to hug Reisen.

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>>33431744

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>> No.33573846

>>33431744
I feel like you could cum inside Reisen on any day of the month and there'd be an almost 100% chance that she'd get pregnant.

>> No.33578854

>>33573846
Bunnies are very productive

>> No.33592078

>>33541303
I want to discover all the different sounds she makes in bed

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