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What exactly is Yuuka's mental disorder?

>> No.33427598


inb4 that's not a mental disorder

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She's lonely, and her mischievous and sadist tendencies push people away, which only makes things worse.

Also she's old and old hags are always touchy.

>> No.33427908

She's a woman.
You're not supposed to understand her, let a lone a sadist.

>> No.33428075

It’s under the broader umbrella of antisocial

>> No.33433184

That's not a mental disorder.

>> No.33433383

>She's a woman
I see. Sounds terrible

>> No.33434259

A most awful ailment.

>> No.33436554

Why are you guys so mean?

>> No.33436575

I’m not though?

>> No.33436621
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Schizoid Personality Disorder
Intermittent Explosive Disorder

>> No.33436675

her fans

>> No.33436696

What’s wrong with her fans? How are they different from fans of every other 2hu?

>> No.33437134

eat me mistress

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A good dicking will fix that.

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Oldhagitis, it's terminal unfortunately.

>> No.33443294

You can't bake ICE!

>> No.33443362

How else are you supposed to make ice-scream? I#d like to see you find a better way

>> No.33443409
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>> No.33445684

Don't make fun of touhous just because they're old hags. They can't help that!

Yuuka will be 17 forever!

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Too horny.

>> No.33446633

She needs more yard hands, and feels the only ones fit for the job are ones she made herself

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Yuuka in denial.

>> No.33454609

They're a horrible combination of pc98 hipsters, powerlevel faggots, and femdom erp trannies.

>> No.33454667

I hate femdom, erp, and trannies and Yuuka is my favorite by far.
I never see any powerlevel faggotry at all in these threads though
Also PC98 deserves more love

>> No.33454672 [DELETED] 

I just like flowers and women that are not useless you reductive niggers, please go kill yourself after dilating that wound

>> No.33454776

>I just like flowers and women that are not useless
You sound gay and yuka is the definition of useless, she hasn't done anything during the time that matter (the windows era)

>> No.33454829

where's the lie

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Oh no! Yuuka was going to surprise you, but this outfit doesn't fit as well as it should! Yuuka has been a sleepy youkai too much! What should she do?

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Yuuka is just a lolicon. She stalked Lolice before she became a hag and now she enjoys all the fairies living in the flower fields.

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>powerlevel faggots
Ok I do have one kinda sorta question related to power level fagging (it'll be in spoilers lol)
just how "useless" is her flower manipulation anyway? everyone loves to say all Yuuka needs is her raw power gains but I clearly remember her PoFV ending showing she could do some damage with that ability if she wanted
Now back to your regularly scheduled Yuuka thread.

>> No.33457402

Let me put this in super simple terms

When dinosaurs ruled the world, there were no flowers

Flowers appeared in the cretaceous period

Dinosaurs died at the end of the cretaceous period

Do the math

>> No.33458287

>Yuuka killed the T-Rexes

>> No.33458360

Anyone can kill shitty birds.

>> No.33458475

She's old enough to have done so

>> No.33458736

I always imagined her flower manipulation powers being like Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho

>> No.33459162

She should get to breastfeedin' me ASAP

>> No.33459315

I don’t see it as being her real ability, just some bonus thing that comes with it. She probably has some very broad superpower to manipulate nature itself. I mean look at the master spark - she’s not using magic she just wills a giant fucking lightning bolt into existence. My headcanon is that she’s a youkai which represents humanity’s collective fear and reverence for mother nature. And she ended up in gensokyo because ever since the industrial revolution humanity has stopped caring as much about nature.
I don’t really like the fairy theory because if it was possible for fairies to really power up like that, we should be seeing way more of them get strong. Or it should at least be regarded as a thing that happens.

>> No.33459375

Also worth mentioning that fairies weren’t really a thing back in the PC98 era

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Go on, Anon
Show her how much you love nature

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Truly she is man's primordial ideal

>> No.33460681

Now I want art of Yuuka fighting dinosaurs

>> No.33461087

I won't last long.

>> No.33461388
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Yuuka is probably some Great Old One or an Outer God representing nature, like Shub-Niggurath or Yidhra.

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I've been saying that LLS is lovecraftian

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Young, fertile, and blossoming - adjectives that all describe Yuukarin!

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>> No.33463000

last night I dreamt she was giving me CEI

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I want to sow my seed in Yuuka's fertile fields

>> No.33467959

Yuuka's not a sadist, she's just misunderstood.

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Misunderstood by everyone except me

>> No.33468248

It’s funny to me because she’s misunderstood in game by people who think she’s way more violent than she is and blame her for incidents she didn’t cause and she’s misunderstood irl by being who think she’s a sadist. Partly her fault because she’s “uncharismatic” and says things just to mess with people, but still stupid
Even the wiki says she started the events of LLS which just isn’t true at all if you look at the game’s prologue and story

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Love this socially inept gardener.

>> No.33471006

You know that there's a whole doujinshi series where she fights Byakuren right

>> No.33471244

Wow, she' really wide. The woman could give birth to a watermelon.

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>powerlevel faggots
like a clock works

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At least it's on-topic, unlike you.

>> No.33471418

Just look at it like En from Dorohedoro. He has a simple of power of turning anything into mushrooms. Sounds lame and and not very intimidating compared to the flashy stuff like stopping time. It's only scary when you realize that this has no limits and can turn anything into mushrooms. The guy turns people into mushrooms and uses it as food later. He commits a mass killing spree by turning an entire city to mushrooms. Now imagine that with flowers.

>> No.33472053

En was a fully fleshed out character and we saw the full extent of his abilities, unlike people fanwanking over Yuka because of some throwaway lines from pc98. En spent like half of Dorohedoro dead and he is still infinitely more complex than Yuka.

>> No.33472980

>unlike people fanwanking over Yuka because of some throwaway lines
This is true to almost every Touhou character

>> No.33473008

>unlike people fanwanking over Yuka because of some throwaway lines
This is literally the basis for the entire Touhou doujin community

>> No.33473672

Those aren't even powerlevel posts though?

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haha! i just poast pikture and share piktures with /a/nons! xddddd

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Is Yuuka gaining weight

>> No.33474181
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She's losing her figure and she knows it

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All she does is sleep and eat

>> No.33474395

I want to fatten her up even more by cooking for her daily

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Don't underestimate her. She's still the most powerful youkai out there! Insults won't be tolerated!

>> No.33474795

Holy shit look at that FATTY

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>> No.33475420

Yeah this is a touhou image dump on /jp/ what of it

>> No.33475812

Man that’s just sad

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She thought that she could put on weight without it being noticeable cause she's like 7ft tall, but there's a limit to everything!

>> No.33476373

That's not sad, you're sad!

>> No.33476399

She used to be so in shape, what happened?

>> No.33476440

Old youkai sleep more and become lazier. It'd probably be even worse when Yuuka finally gets a husband, someone to pamper and spoil her.

What an uncharismatic youkai, best to avoid her. Her friendship with humans is the worst anyways.

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Her best friend went AWOL, her maid ran away to a forest, no one invites her to incidents or even bothers to stop by her home to say hi anymore. Her only outings and means of interaction are going to the village for basic supplies and to the odd festival or attraction.
Most of the time she just stays at home watering her plants, reading books, masturbating and sleeping. She was bound to end up putting on some weight.

>> No.33476525

Not to mention natural weight gain from her many pregnancies as well
She’s going to end up as one of those white trash breeding machine mamas

>> No.33476636

This post being deleted is proof Yuuka goes after people who try and tease her for her weight. You get what you deserve!

>> No.33481440
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Yuuka is a maid again

>> No.33484228

Yuuka wouldn't make for a very good maid.

>> No.33484501

Why not?

>> No.33487570

What is this seemingly perfect bodytype called?

>> No.33489424

She would beat up her boss.

>> No.33493442

Only if he was a shitty boss

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That will be a little complicated.

>> No.33499204

Chubby? And you think THAT'S perfect?

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>> No.33503933

If that isn't perfect then what is?

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A physically fit and healthy Yuuka, you abhorrent subhuman

>> No.33505293

Thinking about cheating on Yuuka
Want somebody younger, cuter, and sweeter
Who do you recommend?

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She's a cute 17

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Yuuka when she was younger

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Or you can just give Yuuka little Yuukas and have them running around.

>> No.33506350

I think we should homeschool them instead, they are clearly not ready to leave their mama

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Not gonna lie I would molest teenage Yuuka

>> No.33506913

It's Yuuka who we're talking about here. If there'd be any molesting, she'd be the one to do it.

>> No.33506934

Which one is teenage Yuuka?

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Is there an OL ponytailed Yuuka?

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>> No.33515656

>I would molest teenage Yuuka
Too old. Toddler Yuuka is enough for me.

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>> No.33521357

Psh, hipster glasses.

>> No.33521521

She is a hipster so it fits

>> No.33521778

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>> No.33527556

Yuuka is too old for a dress with that many frills.

>> No.33527610

I want her to beat me up and step on me

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>> No.33535316

Every minute of every hour
I crave the sunflower

>> No.33535842 [DELETED] 

smells like flowers

>> No.33536402

I really like fusu's drawings.

>> No.33536441

Imagine summoning yuuka as your servant

>> No.33536469 [DELETED] 

do you wish for the annihilation of the human race?

>> No.33536482


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>> No.33536934
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People are assholes. I genuinely cannot look at them as being anything other than scum at this point. It's insulting that I too have to live as one, cursed with so much of the same vile tendencies. I try my best to rise above it, and I fail often, but it feels like so many people don't even try at all. They don't even have any shame. There is good that humans are capable of, but the pain people cause on a daily basis to others is far more. To save the souls of all children who will born into lives of misery, and to punish those who have made life miserable for others - a massive asteroid to the face is all we deserve.

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Miracles aren’t free, you know. If you wish for something bad to happen, a whole lot of good stuff’s gonna happen too. It balances out like that

>> No.33537029

Well, you're welcome I guess

>> No.33537201

Some people deserve a bullet through their skulls. Someone has to do it.

>> No.33537350 [DELETED] 

What kind of people?

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I salute you.

That's why new civilizations are usually born from the ashes of an old, decadent one. It's a cycle, no matter how you spin it.


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>> No.33547984
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Yuuka's Yuukas

>> No.33548199

Yuuka's eyes are beautiful and intoxicating and I could get lost in them for years

>> No.33548377 [DELETED] 

Overall, I think people tend to reveal their true selves when they step into an avatar.

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>> No.33558120

You should make her one
Quickly now

>> No.33558866
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>> No.33559227
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I love old ladies. While I am generally guarded when talking, I always end up spilling my guts when I'm around them. I had a long conversation with one today while volunteering. They're warm, patient, perceptive, polite, and underneath their unassuming appearance they tend to carry a lot of sensible wisdom as well. Old ladies are God's gift to earth. Make me want to push myself to be a better person.

>> No.33559321

This post was written by hag hands.

>> No.33560787

Beautiful, pale, soft, delicate and slightly wrinkled hag hands

>> No.33569497

Imagine being greeted by Yuuka after waking up from your nap.

>> No.33569607

I miss the mature yuuka phase. It was nice compared to some of the shit I've seen. There were a few drawfags as well.

>> No.33569660

When was this phase?

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>> No.33569675

So, last year?

>> No.33569687

>last year

>> No.33569710

I thought you meant between touhou 17 and 18 somehow
Also who are you quoting and whatever

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>Also who are you quoting and whatever
sorry for the autism.

>> No.33570049

17-18 =/= 2017-2018

>> No.33570061

I'll be more specific it next time.

>> No.33570817

I don't remember a big uptick in that, she's always been one of the old ladies.

>> No.33571117

If you ended up catching Yuuka's interest, what would you need to do to lose it? Keep in mind the goal should be to still survive, so saying something like "destroy a flower" would be a dumb idea. Something that'll get you safely away from the old hag.

>> No.33571128

Show her my small penis.

>> No.33571525

She would laugh, and you have failed to get her away from you.

>> No.33571556

It would have to be really tiny to get a reaction other than >>33571525 from her.

>> No.33571630

What happens if it's really tiny?

>> No.33571673

She'll think you're a girl and treat you as her new fairy meido.

>> No.33571675

you can't
once Yuuka decides you're one of her rightful possessions, there's no getting away

>> No.33571762

I learned that the best way to deal with an obsessive and clingy woman is to shower her with affection until she starts to get bored.

>> No.33572584

That backfires because Yuuka is a lonely hag who hasn't had a friend in decades. She won't be tiring of your affection. In fact she'll probably assume that you shower her with affection because you're a naturally submissive pet.

>> No.33572625

Nah I just am very horny and would like having sex with her all day, that is all

>> No.33572736

cirno tier math

>> No.33572749

>I thought you meant between touhou 17 and 18 somehow
I reading this again, it looks like I'm the idiot. Sorry.

>> No.33572765

Pretty sure I'm the baka here

>> No.33572788

Now kiss

>> No.33572792

No, it's my fault for speedreading.

>> No.33572912 [DELETED] 

give her your soul

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>> No.33573477

What's the story here?

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Oversized and hilarious

>> No.33573894

She put on what you asked. I think.

>> No.33573912

That's sweet of her. Looks uncomfortable though, she must not have been able to find any in her size.

>> No.33574689

Yuuka tetona.

>> No.33577018
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BIG Yuukas

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Halfway there

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Imagine a megane OL ponytail long hair Yuuka

>> No.33577179

This is "labcoat scientist Yuuka" though.

>> No.33577207

The one we all fear is 197855

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>> No.33577618

Oh god oh fuck that poor little boy is doomed.

>> No.33577733

I like where this is going

>> No.33577801

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

>> No.33578518

Someone call the Scarlet Police on Ghetto Patrol to deal with this

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>> No.33586557 [DELETED] 

yuuka is a good girl
she's a misunderstood heroine

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Foot massage

>> No.33588174

What a whole lot of effort for the least erotic body part

>> No.33592383

Lewd MILF who fucks little little boys.

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smol Yuuka

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>> No.33600667
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Yuuka is a socially inept old lady who isn't the youkai she used to be! Opinion on this?

>> No.33608258

This is her year, I can feel it.

>> No.33609034

3dshit please fuck off

>> No.33609053

I think we should teach her how to use the internet

>> No.33610110

dumb old hag

>> No.33610150

Yuuka would be the kind of person who would make vicious and mean posts using an anonymous account.

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>> No.33611463

Fucking kuso post holy shit

>> No.33613137

Damn, she’s just like me

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>> No.33616733
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Elf yuuka wife

>> No.33621675

I love her black lingerie, it looks pretty good on her

>> No.33623674

She’s too chubby to make it work

>> No.33625205

Her soft body is what compliments the lingerie!

>> No.33625458
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do not defile Yuuka with disgusting elf filth

>> No.33625462

Thats putting it nicely
You can see her muffin top spilling out over the panties

>> No.33625558
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Just because she's gained a little weight doesn't mean anything! She still looks good in black!

If you could tell her anything, what would you say to cute Yuuka?

>> No.33625567

I would tell her to eat a salad

>> No.33625647

That's an incredibly dangerous (and rude!) thing to tell a youkai!

>> No.33625660

it's not Yuuka so there's no risk
the real Yuuka is fit and healthy

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>> No.33625911

Not to mention eating a salad is cannibalism for her

>> No.33626093
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Anon, I know it's tempting to repress the sight, or rationalize it in many different ways, but you need to remember, Yuuka is old, and old youkai are lazy.

That young spry youkai from your memories isn't there anymore.

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>> No.33627085

Yuuka, you should button up your shirt. That's indecent to appear like so.

>> No.33630016

Only for (you)

>> No.33630156

How the fuck are Yuuka's feet not erotic?

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Elly disturbing Yuuka's sleep, on purpose

>> No.33631039

So that's why Elly was never seen again...

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She just wanted to join her in the bed!

>> No.33634142

I would imagine Yuuka would like Elly enough to just whack her on the head.

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But she wants you to see.

"Look. Do not averse your gaze."

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>> No.33640441

She's scary, I better avert my gaze and not look her in the eyes or she might think I'm challenging her!

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>> No.33643622

Is Yuuka secretly a sub?

>> No.33643884
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You asked for it. Your face goes in there now.

>> No.33645564

hell, yes please!!!

>> No.33645686

anon... no human can survive with their head in that kind of environment. The sweaty humidity will end you.

>> No.33647048

That's mean! Why is Yuuka being such a bully?!

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You've been ignoring her advances and hints for too long. Can't even read the mood, dummy.

>> No.33655762

A Yuuka tired of waiting is scary, as is her predatory smile. I fear for whatever sinister things she has planned for the man who captured her interest

>> No.33655783

she has no sinister intentions
just a desire to make sure her husband stays safe and with her forever and ever

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It could even be (You). She's a youkai so her actions may seem weird and scary even if she has benign intentions.

>> No.33656797

She’s just a girl and girls are weird

>> No.33656942

I was trained for it wearing masks all year, I can survive being smothered by a pair of breasts as well!

>> No.33660109

Imagine a life as Yuuka's husband. You wouldn't really have many friends but you'd always have Yuuka!

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>> No.33660352

Some plant joke about popping cherries.

>> No.33661867

Yuuka wants to manufacture additional Yuukas

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Yuuka wants you to come back to bed and stop being so loud

>> No.33662122

Quietly browsing the phone in the bed.

>> No.33662148

Yuuka doesn't like modern electronics

>> No.33662193

Why does she make me wear a bluetooth prostate vibrator then

>> No.33662226

Maybe she should stop being so old and get with the times, grandma

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But you'd have plenty of friends! You'd meet Elly, Genge, Muge, Wriggle, Kurumi and Medi through Yuuka and get to know all of them.

>> No.33663432

She literally never interacts with wriggle ever. They’re not even in the same game. I wish this would stop

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What a sloppy lady.

>> No.33670409

fourth one over. It's toddler, elementary schooler, middle schooler, high schooler, adult.

>> No.33670469

No periods, missing apostrophes... why do people do this? I get why people leave punctuation out of text messages, instant messages, and even message board or social media posts; that's not a big deal. But when you're typesetting a comic it makes the characters sound weird, and it does comes off as lazy.

>> No.33670565

Laziness. Bonus points for their/they're s's/s' errors.

>> No.33677050

Oi, stop acting like such a slob you sleepy old youkai

>> No.33677456

Fuck this thread! I came

>> No.33680853

Yep. Compulsive Eating Disorder

>> No.33681005

The wedding ring makes this image perfect

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Beach Yuuka

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>> No.33692040

That's a big sunflower!

>> No.33695969

I hope Yuuka gets the help she needs

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>> No.33696030

She'll visit Eirin one day.

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Yuuka (4x)

>> No.33699622

so many yuukas!!!!

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It's just a normal cabbage field.

>> No.33703869

I wonder what they're talking about...

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>> No.33704892

They're aren't any errors like that in there comic their, though.

>> No.33704970

No. But it's common.

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>> No.33713145

Hello gorgeous

>> No.33713405

So fucking beautiful!

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>> No.33714274

What would a letter to Yuuka need to say for her to react like this? I mean, surely she would get so many love letters, so one would have to be really special to make her flustered like this right?

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It's from (You).

>> No.33716170

She's easily impressed

>> No.33721549

She's baka like that.

>> No.33721664

You have to admit, that makes her cute!

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>> No.33732186

That Bulbasaur doesn't know the danger it is in. Run away Bulbasaur!

>> No.33732361

Every single Yuuka pic gets a reply like this and I am so sick of it
What has she even done in canon to deserve it

>> No.33732451

It's all dialogue mainly

I'd hate it too, but the arts and doujinshi the trend still inspires is pretty good so eh. My flower goddess is either cute and motherly or basically the Touhou equivalent of X-Men's The Juggernaut and I like her either way (the best are the stuff that combine both interpretations).

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>What has she even done in canon to deserve it
Are you for real? Also read her PMiSS article, that's pretty much how everyone views in in-canon

>> No.33732605

Lol. She literally does nothing bad in MS. If she’s guilty of genocide so is Marisa who’s in the same game and gets into the exact same fights.
Also her pmiss shows her being polite to people in the human village and paints more as someone you just dont want to provoke rather than someone who goes on mindless acts of rampage and sadism

>> No.33732619

>believing Akyuu’s lies

>> No.33732697

>Also her pmiss shows her being polite to people in the human village and paints more as someone you just dont want to provoke rather than someone who goes on mindless acts of rampage and sadism
That's true but that's not the point of the pmiss article. The article showcases how, while they acknowledge how polite she is, humans are terrified of her and constantly worry that she will go on a seemingly random act of violence. She's viewed as one of the most dangerous and unpredictable youkai by the humans, which is why she has a human friendship level of "Worst"

>> No.33732834

She has a bad reputation that’s completely unjustified. Mostly because she’s a loner and people always assume lonely people are creepy especially when said lonely people are also very powerful. The only people she punishes are people who disturb her and even that’s just a rumor. The three eyewitness reports she has directly contradict all of Akyuu’s bullshit anyways, find someone also to project your shitty fetish onto

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>Ask what she's done in canon to get her reputation
>Provide in-canon explanations and evidence
>Y-You're just projecting!

>> No.33732896

Who the hell are you quoting
And you didn’t cite a single thing, just your own bullshit interpretation of what that article was
For the love of god go back to where you came from

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>And you didn’t cite a single thing, just your own bullshit interpretation of what that article was
You're literally being faced with the canon information we have on Yuuka and going
>N-No it's all rumours I-It's not true!
The only one who's projecting is you
Yes, Yuuka has a reputation amongst human villagers that portrays her as creepy, dangerous, and unpredictable. Is it unjustified? Not entirely. She is creepy: "and [she] loves rubbing people the wrong way.", she is dangerous: "and if anyone disturbs her, be they youkai or human, she eliminates them with tremendous power no matter what.", and the humans are scared of her attacking them: "I saw her at the Garden of the Sun. "Her smile was terrifying, so I immediately ran away.". However, she is also very dormant: "It is said that recently this youkai hasn't moved from the hill of flowers much.", she is polite: "She came to the village to shop. She gives proper greetings, and she didn't seem like she's that strong, but...", and she is only interested in fighting strong opponents: "This class of youkai is not interested in the average human, and only pays attention to equally strong youkai or humans with special abilities.".

Yuuka can be viewed differently depending on the lens the person chooses to view her through. She can be a sadistic maniac who loves to joke about genocide, she can be a kind lady who wouldn't hurt anyone, she can be a quiet hermit who just wants to live quietly and enjoy life, she can be a woman who loves nothing more than a good fight, or she could be a combination of all of these things. These are all valid ways to view Yuuka, just because you personally don't like them doesn't mean they're incorrect. Nobody knows Yuuka well enough to have a solid grasp on her character, as is the same with the majority of 2hu characters, and I can say with reasonable certainty that you are not the arbiter of Yuuka's character

>> No.33733337

Yet again, who are you quoting
Also just letting you know I’m not reading all that shit

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But doesn't Eiki say Yuuka doesn't scare humans as much as a youkai should? She's certainly a better source than Akyuu.

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idk what you guys are talking about
I spend all day with Yuuka and she's perfectly normal!

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nah she's crazy

>> No.33734707

Eiki doesn't know the danger she is in. Run away Eiki!

>> No.33737833
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Yuuka will do it! Yuuka will lose weight for her husband!

>> No.33738214

I don't want her to lose weight...

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Reconsider, no one needs an overweight youkai. They have no charisma.

>> No.33738623

Who needs charisma when you have Yuuka.

>> No.33738630

>Yet again, who are you quoting
literally quoted you in one part, the rest is just abuse of the green summing up what you said
>Also just letting you know I’m not reading all that shit
-present you with stuff from canon

>> No.33738747

Do you have a wojak to post as well?

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>> No.33750290

I want to create more of these with big Yuuka

>> No.33750354

Even small she's scary!

>> No.33752793

this, she's still Yuuka, no matter her weight

>> No.33752924

built for cuddles

>> No.33754672
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The Yuuka Effect: No matter the occasion, Yuuka is scary. Her smile is scary, her hugs are scary, her speech pattern is scary, her gaze is scary, her touch is scary, her hair is scarily green, her outfit is scary, her scent is scary, her attention is scary. Her sleeping face is scary.

>> No.33754730

I am scared just reading this post

>> No.33755340

Even thinking about her is scary. Yuuka. Ahhh!

>> No.33755405

Imagine humping Yuuka when she's asleep.

>> No.33756174

Why doesn't Elly feel the fear?

>> No.33756186

That's her secret, she's always in fear.

>> No.33758936

Yuuka's boobs are obscene

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Who would win?

>> No.33761348

She already won

>> No.33761440

The fans.

>> No.33761526

do any of you have the translated version without the trojan?

>> No.33761613
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>> No.33761937

nope still triggers my AV

>> No.33762119

It’s safe

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Yuuka is visiting the Moriya shrine! What could she possibly...

>> No.33762701

theres been multiple reports so i dont trust you
and the older version didnt have this problem

>> No.33762708

Nope, sorry, we added a miner to every era executable to fund the translations for the games. Accept the new terms or fuck off.

>> No.33763262

Do powertripping JOPs really?

>> No.33763294

>screen fills with popups
>dont worry dude its safe

>> No.33763345

Yeah but you get to creampie yuuka doe

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>> No.33763736

>>screen fills with popups
Do you honestly browse the internet without blockers?

>> No.33764712

antiviruses say it contains malware

>> No.33765785

I say it contains my dick. Probably too strong for you.

>> No.33765820

Wow it must be a very good program to detect something so small

>> No.33765843
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your savagery makes Yuuka happy

>> No.33766174

Dude, shut the fuck up and stop being obnoxious.
It's probably the webp shit. I don't care if it's smaller, there's little reason for the image to be that small at the cost of more resource usage.
The game feels slower than it used to be.

>> No.33766208

It's my first post in this thread though? Take your meds, schizo.

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First it was "stop"
Now it's "get out"

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