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Patchy

>> No.33326562
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I love Patche!

>> No.33326980

>>33326562
why?

>> No.33327470
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33327470

Could we have ONE pache thread that isn't just fawning over her til the end of time? Could we have a real discussion about pach, just this once?

I'll get us started:
Describe a perfect evening with pachinko

>> No.33327831

>>33327470
Patchuppa uses my face as her reading chair for the entire evening.

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>>33327470
i show her my gyate collection and she is very impressed indeed. afterwards we go to my bed and do youknowwhat there.

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>>33327848
>and do youknowwhat
OMG you show her your lewd gyate collection!?

>> No.33328169

>>33328037
Yes, and after that, we'll reenact them

>> No.33328591
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Patchouli
Paizuri

>> No.33328970
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>>33326980
Many reasons

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>>33327470
>perfect evening with pachinko

If I could spend an evening with patchouli...

I would completely ignore her and only go through the books in her library /lit/-fag btw. only asking her to bring me an earl grey every half hour.

And she would admire me for that.

>> No.33332932

>pachinko
Patche is not a slot machine.

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>>33332932
True, her slot is the kind you instert things into

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Does patchy hate more of a coinslot pussy or meatflaps?

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>>33338754
Do you want to die?

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>>33338898
I want to die buried in between Patchys massive cheeks!

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>>33327470
Read books
Read more books
Appear completely immune to the aphrodisiac Koakuma put inside my tea
Have a cookie
Have more tea
Be finished with my 5th book and squish my head under patchoulis arm to see what she is reading
Grab another book
Fall asleep together on the couch
Wake up to the sound of Sakuya angrily vacuuming crumbs
Slowly migrate to a quieter corner of the library in tandem
See Patchouli be slightly less concentrated on her book and throwing glances

>> No.33340100

NEETing out with Patchy is would be my personal paradise.

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>>33326562
but does patche love YOU?

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>>33329910

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>> No.33342536
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33342536

!!! It appears Patch-chan went with the high ponytail today!

>> No.33342592
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>>33342400
I'm sorry but she clearly uses gentoo because of chromatic affinity

>> No.33342606

>>33342536
Well? Why aren't you saying anything? She's clearly waiting for you to notice

>> No.33344744

patchy

>> No.33346095
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The maximum comf-hu

>> No.33346154

>>33342536
She brought out her favourite mug to show me! How adorable!

>> No.33346181
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Patchy reading Satori's mind in the latest manga!

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>>33342536
That's fucking adorable. I kinda like the cup more than the hairdo. She's just setting up conversation starters so you'll talk to her.

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>>33342536
Your attention is required.

>> No.33346873

>>33346095
>>33346181
>>33346457
why is she thin?

>> No.33346973
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>>33346873
Low calorie intake.

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>>33346438
Yo Patch! What's that you're reading?

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>>33347079
Don't tease her too much, now. It'll be better if you let her notice herself anyway.

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Patchy bump!

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>> No.33351513

>>33346181
Thinchouli really shined in this mango, too bad it's cancelled now.

>> No.33352051

>>33350999
I am embarrased to say this happened to me. It was really bad though, so it was an excuse to dump the book.

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>> No.33354564

>>33352862
The art needs some serious polish, but it's not going to happen now.

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What phrases would a talking Patchy doll say when you'd squish her tummy?

>> No.33361690

>>33339384
i came inside that pussy.

Remember that anons

>> No.33361714

>>33361690
no you didn't

>> No.33362015

>>33361609
mukyu~

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>>33361609
"FEED ME! OINK OINK!"

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>>33361690
Is this you?

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>>33338898

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>> No.33365877

>>33338898
>p99
good taste in guns patchy

>> No.33366713
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Patchy has a really, really bad smile

>> No.33369541

>>33365877
its a very ergonomic pistol and never seen one fail unlike >>33362817
thats a great suicide gun though, you can just hold it to your head and wait

>> No.33372530

>>33338898
Apparently that is his intention.

>> No.33374859

bump

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finally found a use for her

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Patchysaurus

>> No.33380536
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dead thread

>> No.33381081
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>> No.33381150

>>33375174
rape?

>> No.33381177

>>33381150
Milking!

>> No.33382103

>>33380536
Dead witch

>> No.33382657

>>33382103
Question: is this witch dead?
Answer: FALSE
this witch is asleep

>> No.33385171

patchy bump

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Patchouli is such an arrogant bitch, I hope someone teaches her a lesson.

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i once had a dream involving patch where she was my younger sister in a nuclear family of powerful mages except i wasn't very magically gifted. but there was this evil man who was trying to corrupt our family and patch wanted a private meeting with him and idk how it ended but i dont think it was a happy ending.

>> No.33390224

>>33366713
Patchy will never smile like this at you...

>> No.33404765

Don't you die on me!

>> No.33411061

>>33388556
you should stop reading all this cuck shit

>> No.33419407

bumpchouli

>> No.33424842

Discuss about patchouli

>> No.33431642

have construcitve criticisms of patchouli

>> No.33442105

Ignore Patchouli and read a book. From her library without her permission preferably.

>> No.33442128
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Patchy the Pirate

>> No.33442832
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patchy is for _______

>> No.33442935
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>>33442832
Making fun of for getting winded by a flight of stairs.

>> No.33449243

>>33442128
I haven't seen that in years
do you have the other Pirate Patche's?

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>>33442832
loving

>> No.33454552
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Shush, she's sleeping

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onmodel patche

>> No.33462148
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You and Patchy having big crushes on each other! Accidentally seeing Patchy completely butt naked! Patchy being so embarrasses that she cannot speak a single word the rest of the day! Going to Patchy the next day to apologize! Patchy still so embarrassed that she can barely speak and her face is bright red! Sultrily telling Patchy that you could show her your pen0r to even things out if that makes her feel better! Patchy being so flustered and horny that she has an asthma attack, but agrees! Having things escalate to the max and winding up having cute fluffy geeky hornyfujo sex with Patchy! You and Patchy losing your virginities in the best moment of both of your lives!

SEX with Patchouli!

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>>33462148
I meant to post this pic! Cute loving intimate horny intimate sex with Patchy!

>> No.33462344
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>>33449243

>> No.33466998

>>33442832
farting and making me smell it

>> No.33469947

>>33442832
>patchy is for _______
conversing with and becoming friends even though it would genuinely be weird on many levels.

>> No.33469970

>>33469947
That's why it helps to be a Wizard yourself.

>> No.33479282

>>33466998
based

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>>33462148
You need to make some more magicians, Anon.

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