Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

RETURN THE SLAB

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[Anonymous No.]

Name a more iconic duo

[Anonymous No.]

Remember kindergarten?

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>>33299409
>raiding ancient tombs and escaping before the pharaoh and her lackeys can catch you

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>>33299423

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>>33299439
more like stealing lackeys

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>>33299439
Archeology is a dangerous profession, only the swiftest and most cunning make it

[Anonymous No.]

Get the fuck to sleep, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33299439
>>33299463
>>33299464
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of lullaby would a Weresheep sing to you as you lay on her mofu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZGLkYVwcCs

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>>33299537
I hope none, I don't like that type of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>Snatches Shirokuto's hat right off her head and runs away

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>>33299644
Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>tells a wight she doesn't fit in her old gear anymore

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>>33299409
WHAT'S YER OFFER?

[Anonymous No.]

>So then I said, "That's not an icicle, that's my girlfriend"

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>>33299112
That could work as well. Although a bit depressing for the past stuff and i dont know if kc would sign off even in perfect world.

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>literal beastiality cuck faggots posting in the previous thread and nobody told those subhumans to fuck off

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>>33300369
Ye, it's fucking disgusting and there was other faggot talking to him.
If You won't tell them to fuck off they won't fuck off, do Your part to preserve this thread.

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I always see mummies depicted as generic mindless zombie mooks, like people forget they were originally pharaohs and nobles

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>>33300440
Everyone got mummified, it was only the upper class that got the good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

I want a depraved CC goth fallen angel to rock my world and destroy my pelvis.

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>>33300369
I missed it, that was hot too.

[Anonymous No.]

STRONG!

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>>33300369
>beastiality

you a dogfucker?

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>>33300369
The delicate balance between avoiding giving trolls responses and preventing samefagging/legit retards/other trolls joining in.

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>>33300845
>teaching Your fresh-off-portal, BEEG, MUSCULAR hellhound wife "kawaii" Japanese-English so she ends up talking like a total weaboo on an anime convent.

[Anonymous No.]

choose your ˢᵐᵒˡ gf

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>>33301004
Salamander, cause she has a potential of growing BEEG.

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>>33300991
>Hellhound dressed as a magical girl

[Anonymous No.]

Well that word's getting filtered.

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>>33300369
And you're talking about it here for what reason?

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>>33300946
What do you mean? There's no balance, because the latter doesn't happen. Telling someone to fuck off doesn't work. Actually, it has the opposite effect.

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>>33301054
with the power of rape and friendship, I will stop you

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>>33301187
Yet some posters keep calling for and praising gatekeeping.

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>>33301235
90% of the people who like to talk about gatekeeping, either for or against, fail to actually explain what they mean by "gatekeeping" or how they plan on actually enforcing it.

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>>33301187
It unironically does work, look at basically any fucking place on this site that doesn't aggressively gatekeep against mentally ill /d/ and /trash/fags, they're full of them.

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>>33300946
Haha like with how the giantess fag absolutely left the first time he was told to?

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>>33301204
>I will stop You magical hellhound girl. In 7 minutes the safe sex promoting program will be aired in the kids channel.
>There's nothing You can do. You won't be able to rape me in 7 minutes!

[Anonymous No.]

what sorcery is this

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>>33301161
Maybe he's the same poster.

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>>33301535
Look man, someone told me try to make a black wight work.
That was the result.

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>>33301535
Tanuki-mart brand spray tan

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>>33301535
So this is why you always spring for the rust-proofing

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>>33300122
And this one time, at Band Camp...

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>>33301535
At what point does "monster girl" become just "girl"?

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>>33301718
She still has one claw.

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What would a monster girl's reaction be to you owning the animal counterpart of her as a pet?

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>>33301718
Kejourous, Nuaris, Dark Mages (and also Sucubi to some point) are pretty much magical human girls, except they can't cheat on You, and will love You in thick and thin by default, like every other monster girl.

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>>33301855
I don't know but it sure would be cute

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>>33301855
She would get jealous, because She's my little pet as well

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>>33296251
Yeah Natty LIGHT because you don't need to get any more pudge. Also I'm kind of broke so it's all I could get.

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>>33301187
He's right, they both have a purpose and they can both backfire greatly.
You can either accidentally trigger a loud minority and shit up the place and hunt down every minor transgression until you're the one shitting up the place, or you can stay quiet and believe "if I ignore it, they'll go away" as they continue to believe they're in good company and make the thread unreadable. It's not easy

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>>33301855
Amusement followed by minor anxiety at seeing you play with it followed by embarrassing hues of jealousy followed by hierarchy establishing snu snu and finally reconciliation.

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>>33301855
>Black harpy wife
>Have a crow pet
Well I would never be able to find my keys, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Stay warm with Aunt Yeti's hot cocoa, guaranteed to warm your soul

[Anonymous No.]

Your hours in shady libraries finally paid off and summoning ritual worked at last!
What does circle brings you?

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>>33302077
A very confused demon that was just taking a shower

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>>33302077
One a these

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>>33302077
A very BEEG, shorthaired Jinko, who's just been wondering if she can ever find a husband that will like her muscles and make her feel pretty.

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>>33302077
one cc hellhound who s been a virgin for 4395 years

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>>33302077
An angel to protect me from rapist monsters

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>>33302089
>....care to join me Anon?

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>>33302077
I honestly don't know, I just want a non-human to love me unconditionally, as long as it's not something dirt/smell aligned like devil bugs.

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>>33302077
Pizza.

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>>33302089
Can a demon properly seduce when unprepared and surprised?

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>>33302187
By preventively raping you?

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Friendly reminder to respect other men's waifus, even if they're not very bright.

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>>33300369
At least Sanzo plays it up for laughs

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>>33302351
an angel would never do something as evil as that.

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>>33301326
What about the furfag spammer who switched spamming "fuck off, furfag" to non-furry posts, then switched to religion spamming.

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>>33302525
It's the same guy who posted giantesses

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>>33301004
>Final forms
>sea of slime
>volcano claiming dragon
>forest-spanning alraune
remember to give them looots of love and care (read: dick)

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>>33302077
Some friendly beastgirls who just want headpats I guess

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>>33301187
Except it unironically did work in the case of undesirable writefaggots.

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>>33302660
Im not fucking accepting beastiality.

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>>33301535
How to improve a monster girl by 1000% with one little change of detail.

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>>33302671
Sir please stop triggering the spelling nazi inside of me

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to fuck your neighbor monster
>Suggest condom use
>She insist you fuck her raw
>Says she wants to feel a real dick in her
>Says you can just pull out when you're about to cum
>You reluctantly agree
>Fast forward 30 minutes
>You're fucking her raw, missionary position
>Tell her you're about to cum
>Her hug around you gets tighter
>She leglocks you
>"Cum in me, anon! CUM!"
>"Be my baby's daddy!!!

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>>33302671
I'm not saying to accept bestiality, you numb skull. I'm saying that gatekeeping does work in moderation when you actually take the proper steps to rout the faggotry before it starts. Like with Giantessfag, Furfag, the undesirable writefaggots. Literally report it if it's violating the rules ( i.e. Furry outside of /b/ ) or do the old shame based culture shit and call them out and tell them to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

This week's Nevia update will be a triple performance.

https://pastebin.com/xzZZQYgF
>Sculpture Atelier “Nudie Moldie”
>When I’m with you, dear sir, I become more and more unable to control myself...

>This is “Art Street”, the main street leading towards Nevia Theatre, where you can find paintings, music, sculptures, literary novels, and all kinds of shops dedicated to the arts.
>Works of art are on display everywhere, and you can experience all kinds of beauty just from walking down this street... It’s as if the whole city of Nevia were an art museum comparable to the famed Demon Lord’s Art Museum

>That store over there, with one of its walls depicting the image of a Mermaid and a gentleman living at the bottom of the sea, is a store that sells paintings, but if lovers or a married couple visit, they can express their love on campus I wonder if that’s what the couple that just went in intends to do
>In Nevia, it’s popular for the love of a couple to persist in the form of art.
>It’s true that it’s best to exchange love directly, but having any amount of excess love to express or leave behind as art is also a wonderful thing Nevian women are greedy for love and beauty

>Among all of these shops, I would like to recommend this one, the sculpture atelier “Nudie Moldie”. It’s a store run by a former song maiden senior of mine... a Satyros from the Lustre Group, and as the name implies, it is a sculpture store, however, it doesn’t just sell them, it’s a rather peculiar store.
>Ufufu, the sight of nude sculptures of monsters displayed all over the store’s interior, it’s quite bewitching...
>All of these were carved by the Satyros shopkeeper, who is an excellent sculptor, and depict the figures of the monster commissioners.
>These numerous beautiful statues express the charm of a monster’s lewd body so much that gentlemen make a dumbfounded face like you are now, but that is not their true power.
>I also have a statue I had sculpted to commemorate my becoming a song maiden. Let’s head to the shop’s central courtyard

>Lewd maidens playing in a beautiful garden, appearing just like a debaucherous feast in a land of mist... And here is my statue. Please look at it very closely
>...What do you think? My immodest appearance... Ufu Fufufu Aah, your breath’s rough like a beast’s... And your eyes have become bloodshot, how wonderful...
>This nude statue was made by removing not only my clothes, but also all the hindrances I wear, leaving behind only the fact that I am a female monster...
>Only the pure power of my charm as a woman, a bewitching monster that seduces men, has been carved into this stone.
>It is, so to speak, another me. A me that only wants to flirt with a gentleman, tempt him, and become an outlet for his passion
>Ufufu It seems you didn’t hear me... I’m a little jealous Please look at the real me too
>Yes, what you felt in your heart when looking at this indecent sculpture is the same feeling as when you saw the real me...
>Now when you look at me, you see what was burned into your eyes by this nude statue... You can see the charming body underneath my clothes, and the lascivious female nature underneath the thin skin called “me”
>Aah, the ragged breath of a beast excited for your female This bloodshot gaze You’ve become unbearably swollen, looking so, so delicious... And all of this is directed towards the real me...

>Ufufufu With these statues, monster women appeal all of their charm to a specific gentleman, or place it in a spot that catches people’s eyes, welcoming the gentleman that gets most excited by it as their companion...
>Devoted husbands also often want statues made of their wives

>Now then, let’s get going Nevia Theatre is coming up soon...
>A little more, just a little more... It will further raise the flames of passion dwelling in our hearts...

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>>33302802
https://pastebin.com/8GR3f76M
>Nevia Theatre
>Come, hold my hand tightly... Please nestle closer to me...
>We’ve finally arrived to the honorably named “Nevia Theatre”! It’s the rose-colored opera theater from that well-known tale.
>Said to be where once dead roses were revived as Nevian Roses by the song of Christine, the first Diva and Troupe Leader Nevi’s wife, the stunning Nevia Theatre stands among these beautifully resurrected roses! It will surely give you a wonderful time!

>The central stage surrounded by beautiful water full of floating roses... In addition to the first-floor seating surrounding it, there is also sometimes a viewing boat that gets closer to the stage, letting you enjoy the ambiance of Mermaids swimming and dancing before your eyes.
>The programs at Nevia Theatre include the performances of various operas concerning the seven islands, for example, the story of “The Great Pirate of Matori”... There is a scene during the play where Mermaids play the role of pirates and kidnap men, but in some cases, the gentlemen watching from the boat may also get kidnapped themselves Ufufu
>There is second and third floor seating on the upper floors, and the seats with a thin curtain around them are semi-private rooms with something like a bed and just enough room for two people to snuggle up, and is seating meant for lovers or married couples.
>That curtain is a curtain of water with magic that allows you to see the stage unobstructed as if viewing it through clear water from the inside, but you can’t see what is going on from outside the curtain.
>Even if we were to be struck by the passion of the stage, fondling each other’s bodies and exchanging kisses... Even if the flames of passion ignite, and we have sex according to our urges, you wouldn’t be able to tell from the outside

>This time, Lady Eustine will be taking the stage as the leading role in a big public performance.
>Normally, walk-ins like you aren’t allowed to take a seat, but I have already prepared you a seat
>In truth, I would have liked to join your side in the upper floor seating, but I have a role to play on stage.
>Ufufu Actually, did you know I’m a popular actress in the Blossom Group, and often have the privilege of performing with Lady Eustine?
>This time, please by all means sit on the first floor and witness me on stage
>If you do, I am sure you will be pleased with the good fortune I will bring you...

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>>33302660
>get told to fuck off on every piece I post for months when I started to write
>still here and writing
Looks like I slipped the net, huh?

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>>33302824
https://pastebin.com/mZKiW8uV
>Nevia Theatre History Museum
>Ufufufu How was I on stage?
>I take pride in being able to become like a completely different person than the one you’ve seen so far
>However, now that you’ve seen that statue with your own eyes, I wonder how I looked to you...
>Yan Don’t be impatient I know you can’t wait After all, I feel the same

>Teehee... Before the excitement dies down, at least allow me to introduce the “Nevia Theatre History Museum”
>The performance you witnessed today was “Another Mermaid Princess”.
>This is a place where you can experience the history of Nevia and Nevia Theatre, which are the basis of that performance, while the excitement of the stage still lingers.
>In addition to the actual props that appear in plays, there are items on display here that make you feel the beauty of old Nevia, such as old works of art from that time, clothing, elaborate models based on Nevia Theatre before it was renovated, sculptures of various divas, the stone tablet with the original song of passion written on it given to the first diva by The Great Songstress, and so on.
>Ara? You’re rather silent, are you alright?
>Could it be... Are you jealous of Lady Eustine, who was playing the role of a man on stage? Ufufufu
>I’ve wanted to show you something... Fufu, let’s head into that room
>Have you woken up?
>Ufufu... You’re wondering where we are? This is the history museum.
>You were just in the old Nevia Theatre?
>Ufufufufu Yes, this tiny little room, which appears at first glance to only have a desk and two chairs, allows you to become the main character of “Another Mermaid Princess” and “relive” history.
>I don’t know the details, but it seems through the complex magic and incense of Succubi and Nightmares, you can be shown such “dreams”...
>Of course, we both experienced the same history and witnessed the same dream
>In the final scene, the Mermaid Princess, played by me, sees the unmasked viscount’s true face for the first time, and kisses him.
>How does the me on stage compare to the me in the dream?
>Which one had an expression of incredible lust towards her gentleman, like I do now...

Only two more articles left for Nevia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33302549
So he never left.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you beat your waifu in a dance off

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>>33302859
I'll make my waifu beat me off while we're dancing.

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>>33302762
Thankfully, my mortal fear of parenthood honed over the years would help me instantly go flaccid

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>>33302802
>>33302824
>>33302850
That's a lot of updates, thanks anon.

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>>33302859
No.

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Having a nightmare wife would be so weird since a lot of my dreams are so nonsensical making them lewd would be nearly impossible.
I would also have to explain why I still have nightmares about missing school tests even though I graduated 6 years ago, and that would be very awkward.

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>>33302859
nah she got two left feet

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>>33302187
>no halo
anon, that's a harpy
you're silly

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>>33303041
>she's your teacher and she'll have to give you some extra credit

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>>33303072
Which means, she's better than you?

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>>33302859
You know honestly I think I could because she's not very coordinated but at the same time she's so cute that I would probably instantly lose

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>>33299439
Thief where not!Garrett has to steal from powerful monstergirls
>Sneaking through Makai to steal an ancient book from the archives
>Going through the undead crypts to steal an heirloom necklace from a family of vampires
>Finding secret passages through a pyramid that even the anubis don't know about to snatch the sleeping pharaohs sceptre
>Breaking into a dragons lair turned bank in an ancient dwarf hold
>Taking the ice queen's tiara from the vault in her casino
Getting out is always harder than getting in

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>>33302848
Bud when I'm talking about the undesirables I'm talking about the faggots who wrote shit explicitly for attention only or shock value. I'm not going to name them because it's tiring to go over the same three or four faggots over and over.

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>>33300369
>always happens during Europe hours
Really makes me think

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>>33303030
Is she a slime? Slimes would be the best dancers, there's nothing they can't do

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>>33303118
Is she teaching sex ed?
I would love to get some extra credit in that case.
Can nightmares get pregnant if you fuck them in your dreams? Because I'd love to impregnate them every night.

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>>33303300
No she's teaching geometry and every time you miss a question you have to eat her out while she tells you what you did wrong

[Anonymous No.]

VVVGH THE HEADBITERS OF THE LVSHING JVNGLES...

[Anonymous No.]

>current year
>not pushing your husband down as soon as he wakes up

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>>33303317
But geometry is my worst subject!

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>>33299802
>off topic image

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>>33303353
>she doesn't fuck him awake
ngmi

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>>33303373
Yeah and miss too many and she'll have to start milking you from behind while periodically spanking you with a ruler while you read out loud the textbook chapter of whatever you're struggling with. Stutter or moan while reading and you're going to start over from the beginning after 10 spankings. She's doing this to help you anon, it's a teacher's duty. By the time this dream is over you'll be a geometry expert despite the fact that you'll never actually use it in your practical life

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You get portaled to mge and can bring one horror movie that will work on a magical projector and have subtitles in their language. What do you choose?

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>>33303250
Having no bones or muscles helps

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>>33303433
I don't fucking know any horror movies. Does it have to be a horror movie?

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Need drink

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>>33303458
No guess not

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303433
I'm bringing a heartbreak chick flick hallmark movie with me. May not he a horror movie for me, but it's about to be for them.

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>>33303433
Jaws, I love that movie

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>>33299436
Nope. All my school days are a blur

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>>33303485
Fair point, most modern romcom plots would probably be harder for monsters to watch than actual horror movies

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>>33303459
uhh lady? you kind of spilt some. here, I'll get a towel, I think you've had enough to drink!

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>>33303433
Imaginationlet so just something decent like The Thing? I'd stress that they do not make any far-reaching conclusions about us from the movie.

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>>33303433
I travel to the snowy lands and play John Carpenter's The Thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303465
Dr. Strangelove or how I learned to stop worrying and love them bomb, or The Day After.

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>>33303250
No I just can't dance, at all

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>>33303433
a serbian film and watch them recoil in horror and disgust or the human centipede

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>>33303539
You'd have to tell them that it's all fake, if it comes with a behind the scenes section that would probably be a lot easier. Some of them may come to their own conclusions
>No way theres an entire continent of ice, right anon?

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>>33303512
>>33303485
>sit the mamono down to watch a movie
>tell them it's really scary
>they scoff and say that there's no monster capable of scaring them
>hallmarklogo.png
>it's about a girl with an uncurable disease and a guy who's mom just died or something meeting at a hospital
>fall in love, have ups and downs, "genuine" moments, etc. what you would expect from hallmark
>guy decides to propose to his lover, heads to hospital
>she just passed away before he could propose
>cryingscene.png followed by an epilogue of him writing a diary or something that's the namesake of the movie
>credits roll with a cheesy slow acoustic altpop love and loss song
>a bunch of scared mamono are hiding under their seats crying for their moms

[Anonymous No.]

>guess where this tongue will go anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33302762
>ywn come over to ask for sugar and instead deliver her cream.
Why even live if i cant have shortstack Bapho neighbor-wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303616
Nooo I'm a grown man you can't just pin me and rape me with your tong- AHHH
>Haha fat tongue go schlorp schlorp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303433
While technically not a horror movie I'd still bring Grave of the Fireflies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303616
I can think of several answers, and none of them are bad.

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>>33303582
>"What do you mean 'continent of ice'? All our world is ice"
>"We refrain from thawing it because those things unfreeze too and they're everywhere beneath"
>imminent mass evac portal mission

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303567
>>33303648
These and Threads would probably freak them out. It's kind of cheesy at this point but nuclear bomb/war movies always have that 'humans are doing it to themselves' theme which monsters would hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303666
If I was the only source of information about Earth pre-portal I would definitely slip some bullshit in there because I found it funny
>Yeah people in Canada have ten kids because most of them get eaten by wolves before they grow up

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>>33299436
I fucking hate what crossboarders did to that picture, this is why people doesn't want to draw here anymore. If you do this shit for other boards to our draqings let it stay there, don't repost sullied stuff here

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>>33303041
Dreams can be weird. I had a dream about being chased though my neighbourhood by the basilisk from Harry Potter. I was a kid when I last watched that movie and even then it didn't scare me so I have no idea why I would have a dream about it now

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>>33303609
Thats when you tell them the worst part the actors aren't even married in real life

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>>33303322

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>>33303377
It's a reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303553
They've seen scarier.

[Anonymous No.]

>What do you mean you want me to teach you 'proper riding form'? I'm a duellist not a tutor

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303898
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303898
Don't worry friend >>33303921 is our resident super autismo who doesn't understand things like references or using images to convey a point even if they aren't images of MGs.

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>>33303880
Any subversion of manti eating their hubbos post-sex such as that one is cringe t b h. Harmless murderlet """monsters""" need not apply.

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>>33303880
Even if they were following to the usual "MG == waifus" rules, I'd have problems with trusting a girl that gets off to eating cakes in the shape of my head.

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>>33303953
Okay retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303433
Jaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303433
Event Horizon. I have such sights to show them.

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>>33303940
>Posting off-topic reaction images in the monstergirl thread then getting passive aggressive when you get called out
>Accusing others of what you yourself are doing and assuming every poster that calls you out must be the same person
Oh but I'M the autist. We've all seen Courage you retard you aren't being funny by doing "le epik reddit reference to established pop culture". Fuck off tout suite

[Anonymous No.]

Getting sick and you wish you had somebody to help nurse you back to health? Consider Greenworms! As one would expect, Greenworms are some of the most gentle mamono in the whole world, which makes them excellent caretakers. While they may not be able to cook in a traditional sense, they can bring plenty of fruits and vegetables, which provide necessary vitamins and nutrients to help you fight your illness. They can even make use of their spiked nubs to break said greenery into small pieces, allowing one to eat bit size healthy while laying in bed. Rest is also very important when it comes to overcoming a cold, and Greenworms can help you get plenty of it! Their antennae secrete a calming fragrance that can instantly make one on the verge of falling asleep. On top of this, Greenworms make excellent snugglers! This, combined with the fragrance, create a relaxing resting experience that's sure to cure even even the sickest of dogs! I recently got sick and my Greenworm helped me to get over it, and I can attest to their healing abilities. After getting a full belly of wonderful produce and taking some medicine that I had prepared, I laid down in bed. My Greenworm shortly followed, climbing in next to me and insisting that I use her fragrance to help fall asleep. So, in each others embraces, we began to drift off. I don't know if it's got some sort of magical power, but she gave me a little kiss on the forehead right before falling asleep, and after waking up, I felt perfectly healthy. I can assure you that any sickness is not a worry with your Greenworm around!

[Anonymous No.]

its all so tiring

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304125

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304125
Rember hapy day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304075
The threads aren't even hitting the image limit anymore before being archived. It's not eating up any image space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304125
>blahda blahda blahda blahda

[Anonymous No.]

If I go into a monster city with an open cut, will I attract blood-drinking monsters? Or will I just get swarmed by overprotective types?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304225
It's a dice roll, you might get one, you may get the other.

or if you're very lucky a monster that's both types at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304225
Both I would imagine. Whether that means blood drinker and an overprotective monster or an overprotective blood drinker is for you to decide

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304075
Quit being a faggot, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304268
Projection is unhealthy. Go outside and touch grass for a few minutes then come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304268
Maybe he'll alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304283
>grass
It's winter retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303433
Amazing Bulk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304311
Technically alps are impossible in mge by KC's own rules because mamano mana cures all mental illnesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304338
Does KC consider gays mental illness?

[Anonymous No.]

would ya become a shota for ya wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304354
>Does x person consider a mental illness a mental illness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304338
That just means KC doesn't see alping as a mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303154
>not!Garrett gets a tip that a nearby mansion's master is currently away, and that it should be easy pickings
>no real info besides that
>something feels off, but he needs rent money
>he enters the mansion and starts working his way through, business as usual
>maid won't move out of the path he needs to take to get deeper into the building
>he gets impatient
>pulls out the ol' blackjack to knock her out
>instead of the usual *thwack*, the strike connects with an odd *plap* and sinks into her head
>what
>as the maid's head rolls back to turn to face him, her skin takes on an odd dark and almost translucent tone
>she looks him right in the eyes and smiles
>"welcome home, mastah~"

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>>33304075
This is the kind of anon that shitposters hope for

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304361
Would shotadom them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304266
Imma do IT work for the undead court an no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33302077
I'd probably summon a Yeti. My furnace is broken and the part that needs to be replaced won't be delivered for another 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304404
And they say that gatekeeping works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304378
I mean theres only so many men in a given population who are abused as children that would alp though. Monster societies are naturally healthy and ideal which means after the first generation no children would be getting abused in which case homosexuality would not exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304415
Why not just a fire-type monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304338
>because mamano mana cures all mental illnesses
I wonder if autism is included in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304444
You don't have to be abused to alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304428
Gatekeeping only sometimes works for new people that want to fit in, not shitposters looking to make people angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304464
Wrong, homosexuality is a result of childhood abuse while alping is a result of homosexuality. One cannot exist without the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304447
I have carpeted floors and lots of wood in my house. While not having a working furnace is bad, being homeless is worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304476
It only really works if the mods/jannys do their jobs which they haven't been doing lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304098
gonna feed the worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303459
Do you have pics of the others that got updated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304400
Shoggoths are cheating, how is he supposed to steal from the owner if she's also the mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304513
Steal the mansion
https://youtu.be/3yDjaj2zP9U

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304513
how is he supposed to steal from the owner if he's now the owner

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33302077
I'd summon a Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304400
Look on the bright side, having a portable wife suit that can blend into any environment is going to make future heists much easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304557
It's a bit odd that their amulet/necklace doubles as a mood ring but I guess you need all the help you can get identifying the chimerae mental state

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304594
>A sleeping bag that sucks you off while you sleep
GENIUS we'll sell millions

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304557
Men don't even stand a chance against genetically perfect chimeras who can have them wrapped around their fingers. It's not even fair what these beastwomen can do to us. You're as good as a meat toy when you're in her grasp, the chance of getting away or living for anything but for her to violate you every waking moment is zero

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>>33304361
That's one of the few things I wouldn't do.
except on her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304075
Listen niggah, if you have an OP that hard references a Courage the Cowardly Dog meme you should expect that meme to be responded to in kind. The fact that you're literally the ONLY person hung up about it 6 hours after it was posted should help you understand that it's not everyone else at fault but you.

So quit being a whiny little bitch or go Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304266
>>33304245
>overprotective blood drinker
Sounds like trouble.
>Overprotective, and doesn't like seeing you hurt at all. Have to spend an hour accepting apologies and cuddling so she feels okay with feeding on you.
or
>She's overprotective because she wants to keep all the blood in your body so she can drink it. She likes micromanaging you and probably wears big boots or heels.

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>>33304551
>No grand finale where he gets set up by everyone he's stolen from who are now working together to catch him
There's probably a secret final ending where it was all set up by some figure from his past that gets hinted at in the rest of the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304476
That's why I said the balance was delicate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304683
>Still talking about it
Let it go retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304483
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304490
Just get one that can control her flames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304454
As Bunyips exist, the answer is no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304506
But she wants you to be the one to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304733
Damn. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304533
>cute flustered house shog noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304688
Give me one with the first personality except she claims to be the second but gets more honest when it's time to feed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304713
>Still talking

I've only posted the one time. I know it's hard for you to believe but multiple people are talking about autismo anon being dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304730
I guess I could try that, but Yeti would still be my first choice.

[Anonymous No.]

Can all of you please let it go

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304763
Last word

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304776
give it another hour, the salt is too strong right now apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304688
>overprotective vampire adoptive momster who annihilates anyone that so much as touches a hair on your head
>instinctually blacks out and feeds on you, has no memory of it
>is constantly search for whatever bastard dares to bite her son

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304713
>Let it go
Singing with an Ice Queen in her palace!

[Anonymous No.]

Stong onis

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>>33304741
how am I supposed to look at that cute little face and not want to feed it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304807
That kind of running gag gets annoying. She has to find out eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304775
Why not a fire yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304820
Can they use their strength to lift my spirits?

[Anonymous No.]

Werewolf wife DLC WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304483
True and based

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304733
Love your monster girl no matter how autistic she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304752
Just think about it, later she'll tell her kids how their dad swept her off her feet, Mansion and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304756
Why are veiny boobs so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304820
>take strong oni
>give megamorphis potion
>???
>profit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304338
>mamano mana cures all mental illnesses
Explain the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304825
Just make sure you eat as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304832
>It was you ma
>Yuma did this!? Who is that I'll rip her to pieces!
>Cue to vampire momster duelling a very confused ochimusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304820
I like strong onis that kidnap you so you can dom them like that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304854
Would wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33302762
This is why you do it Doggy.
The safest position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304915
This is the point where you pinch her lips to shut her up and force her to listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304832
>Put a mirror in front of her, showing her blood soaked face
>no reflection, she doesn't get it
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304860
False.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304937
>no reflection
>My son is telling me nobody did it
>It must be self inflicted!

[Anonymous No.]

I KNOW IT WAS YOU TRICKSTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304845
Sounds too high level for me to summon. Besides, Yetis are already warm-hearted monsters, they don't need a fire enhancement to make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304881
Sign of health and fertility. I think, all I know is that they make me diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304932
>her puffy vulva locks your dick in place

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304683
Fuck off bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304982
You still can't cook shit, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305003
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304937
>>33304956
Imagine the reassuring cuddling that'll happen to both parties when it inevitably sinks in

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304820
>out practicing your sword swing
>hopefully you'll get hired this time
>strong oni sees you practicing
>knocks you weapon out of your hand
>ask her why, say you need to train to get a job
>fireman carry
>says she's got a job for you
so anon? what job does she have for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305025
>you try cranking the angle awkwardly like a crowbar to pull your dick out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304895
It's fine to like young girls, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305052
bringing her to orgasm is definitely one way to get loose

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305067
Make her cum first before she can steal your sperm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305038
Emotional support human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33302077
Ravenously submissive meido kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

Which Monstergirl would enjoy foot massages and teasing me with her cute feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305114
Is she a young kitsune trying to prove herself or an older one trying to make up for lost years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305019
I'll figure something out. If I have enough talent summon a Yeti, I can probably use some sort of fire spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305109
I'd be one of those for a bunyip. I'd have a shirt that says it too, so she can bring me along to those places that are normally monsters only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305145
all kinds of mermaids and lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>it is possible to learn to orgasm without ejaculation, all the fun none of the mess
>>33302762
>her face after she realizes what happened when you "gave in" and then made your escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305174
So her fins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305109
>you sit here little human and give hug when I win battle
>human I am lonely. sleep in my arms tonight.
>human tell again how I am strongest in world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305148
Young and eager, blushing in her collar and under-uniform ropework

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305174
I don't like you, we're enemies now.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are white lions so cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304895
Magic is a wonderous thing. Also marrying young was socially acceptable until about 1940s. You can thank feminism for corrupting modern women into the reason we seek monster girls today. In before some simp cries "pedo", just stating facts.

Picture is not monster, but a historical tidbit on the topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305249
But the sabbath has the children fucked when their bodies are still small instead of waiting till their bodies are prepared to handle it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305249
>sneedville

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305276
Monsters aren't human.
>Unlike in the case of humans, monsters reach sexual maturity extremely early. It's a bit different depending on race, but even at the latest, they reach sexual maturity by 10 years old, and it becomes possible for them to have sex with human men and become pregnant. Devilish children can even swell up their stomach and reliably receive an enormous penis that's incongruent with their still-immature, tiny body, and even in such a case, they don't feel pain, and they can only receive pleasure. Also, the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age. They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.

>Most of them grow up dreaming of sweetly obscene days spent having sex with a man, just like their mother; they anticipate tasting it in the future, and the act of receiving pleasure and energy is engraved in their instinct as a wonderful thing. For that reason, even monsters with the age and appearance of human children under 10 years old will thoughtlessly assault and ravish men with bodies way larger than their own in monstrous fashion once their desire for human men awakens if their tiny, young womb that's already ready to receive a man throbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33299409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY8bSRw9oIE&t=40s

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react if you said you wanted to dick your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33301004
I will go with the plant

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a shit poster going around from topic to topic playing both sides and trying to cause as much shit as possible? This morning seems worse than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33301535
its called baking a brownie

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305145
Massaging her paws and getting your hand lost in her fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305038
She just wants me to tank with maces instead, she needs a tank since she's a dps, and she only got maces, since she is an oni.
She decided that training with swords would be a waste of time and grabbed me to take me where she keeps my new gear.
And on top of that - she wants to fuck.

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>>33305202
It would be fun to play along with her erotic fantasies. Especially if what she's saying is the opposite of what she's actually doing
>Aaaaahnnn mastah anon stop, you can't do this with the hired help it's so indecent
>You beast I can't believe you... Doing that to a young maid even though she told you not to~`

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304681
she so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305354
U-unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305382
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305311
>Can't believe it took this long to talk him into it

[Anonymous No.]

Old foxes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304557
Imagine being claimed by a Chimera. Being raped multiple times in a row with varying levels of intensity each time. It like a harem in one girl but you don't have a harem the harem has you.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best species combo to be middle spoon for? Hard mode: No mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304683
I want to fuck this spider maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303953
One of the reviewers asked if she really gets off on eating a fake head like that and she replied "you get off to lines on paper in the shape of a woman". In other words she'd prefer the real thing but it's not socially acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305463
Are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305281
Damn time travelers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305463
warning
warning

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305502
Really dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305472
Unagi Joro and Flow Kelp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305472
Lamia/Scylla

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305502
Past their prime, and deserve no attention or affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304410
she looks ugly, making that face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305502
>Ara?
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305520
How to deal with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305520
The unholy things I'd do with that old fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305520
A young man's virginity shouldn't be in the hands of a perverted old women!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305571
I wish mine was

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305542
They calm down after you've given them a few kits

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304820
Burping competitions with a tomboy childhood friend oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305539
>Ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305472
jubjub and jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305472
Blue and red oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305597
Okay, here's a first aid kit, a sewing kit and a Kit Kat. Can I go now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33304895
>Explain the sabbath
The result of mamano mana curing the mental illness of late 1800s christian puritan feminist dogma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305527

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305668
Human lolis still aren't for dicking, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305730
who settles for humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305502
For being de-smugged via instant loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305739
The monster girls need human boys to be born, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305739
The mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305730
Nobody is talking about humans. These threads are for monsters girls only. A large portion of lolis, especially in MGE, are adults that just look like lolis anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305750
Now how would anybody pull that off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305758
Those posters bringing up real life stuff are implying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305763
Youthful vigor can outpace the elderlies stamina. Just keep pounding that fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your pregnant wife confirms that you, her, and the daughter will have threesomes together when the child becomes older.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305820
>We'll let our daughter decide that dear, I know you want grandkids but she can join us if she wants when she's older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305820
I disagree. She's finding a boy goddamnit if I have to lock the two of them in a room somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305824
I can't decide if I want to join the hathor cult, the demon cult or the snake cult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305853
This. I'm not going to hog the monster girls for myself, sharing happiness is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305820
>intiate divorce protocol

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305820
this is where i have to draw the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305750
>Ara ara are you really aroused by this old fo-
>Oh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305906
Yeah, me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305763
Grab 'er by the Mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305820
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305791
>Anon finally gets to the point where he's alone with that mature fox that tempts him with her fertility goddess tier figure
>After foreplay he's about to stick it in but she stops him because it's not a safe day and they could end up "making one"
>Hours of pounding later she's long since past keeping the act up and can only moan like an animal in heat
Older women being fucked senseless because they can't keep up with a younger man always makes me diamonds. Even if it's more likely the fox is long since lost in her own fantasy at that point

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305820
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305864
I'd say it depends on what you're wanting out of a cult the most and also what your species your monster wife is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305472
Glacies and Ice Queen spooning that leads to oyakodon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305983
I guess I'm waiting for some demonic milk snake profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305864
Honestly join the Greenworm cult

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305820
What about the daughter's daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305853
You are a boy, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306044
Same, All hail the qt greenworms!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305899
What was that? Initiate rape protocol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305915
>I am a genius!
>Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305930
Her mofu is grabbing me back, what do I do!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306049
Grandmas are the one that are allowed to have sex, not grandpas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306123
No
Not gushing grannies wight power hour
Not again please

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306106
Counter by flanking maneuver: benis in bagina. Continue the assault at the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306169
>ANON, DIDN'T YOU MISS YOUR GRANDMA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306190
Some things are better left forever forgotten Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306169
reminder that all Anon had to do was follow the damn train talk to his wight wife like an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306190
NEKKID GRANDMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306190
>angles your cock
still splits my sides

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly have no idea what monster girl to write about or if with my limited skill set I could do her justice in a short story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306174
Benis in mofu!!??

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306270
>Angles your path

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306190
I don't think I've ever seen a worse greentext form these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306272
Greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33299439
>investigating and raiding ancient ruins and tombs until you find the legendary treasure, a genie's lamp
How do genies reproduce? What would you do with your genie daughter, since genies are so powerful natural ones would be very rare, and daughters would be very rare too. To preserve mystique and tradition in the genie family, would she go in a lamp behind some dungeons and puzzles, echidna style, to entice and filter out potential husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306056
ANOTHER boy.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls want younger men/boys?
What monster girls want older men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306336
Dark Mage
Sabbath lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306277
Shit I was afraid it would come to that. Only one thing can save You now.
Nibble the fox ears
both of them
...and then whisper "I love You" into one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306336
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306174
Benis in butt is a viable tactic too

[Anonymous No.]

>Come on anon, it's time for more training
>Those divine mandate quests wont fulfil themselves!

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't take your undead wives to dragonia

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306396
my undead wife is from dragonia

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306336
No monster will reject or only go after a certain type of man because of how he look or sexual performance. KC has said
>there are really no shotacon MGs, since they don't really care about male's age.
>It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form...'. That's how MGs think. (KC)
And there are men of all ages in the Sabbath including shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306336
onee sabbath ones
sabbath ones

[Anonymous No.]

>anon finds a mysterious indian flute left in his mailbox
>it sounds nice, starts practicing it daily
>suddenly horny charned lamias with arabic accents start banging on his door every day and night begging to listen to him play

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306349
>Sabbath lolis
But those are actually older than the men, the right answer to the second question is "also (young) Dark Mages"

[Anonymous No.]

You don't reject demon girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33302850
amazing work
The creation and viewing of plays in that fashion is sure to be a major pastime for the couples of nevia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306336
dhampirs got that dadlust

[Anonymous No.]

How would alot male elves even fare in MGE? From what I read and remember, elves still exist and have a healthy male population compared to the dwarves.

So would male elves essentially now fill the role of "hentai victims" and subjected to the same type of treatment that female elves get in our pop cultural view? In our own view, female elves get a whole lot of the attention and may or may not be wearing the not!bikini outfits. Whereas in the MGE world, the gender role is reversed and now it's male elves who get to be the hentai victims to monstergirls and or human women. And instead of the elf girl in skimpy fantasy outfit that is a staple for fantasy, we get male elf boys or chafs in fancy ornate plate armor who look like they came straight out of Tolkien's works as eye candy and sex appeal for the Monstergirls or human women.

Would that be the case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306336
>What monster girls want younger men/boys?
Gotta make them faithful at a young age

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306527
Yes I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306554
Sounds like a question for /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306554
>and have a healthy male population
Only one kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306527
Do reject them, see what desperation causes them to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306577
Its mainly a question relating to gender role reversals, come on man.

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>>33306569
>>33306587
No, you don't.

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>>33306554
Probably not. Seeing as they are essentually abhuman/nearhumans they would be regarded the same as monsters regarded normal human males. Same with any dwarven males born after the dl figures out how to make mgs have sons.

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>>33306593
if its in human and male, the only resonses you'll get is that its not of this threads concern at best and at worst, people wishing for the male nonhumans to die out faster

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>>33306527
Can't you just pull out a crucifix?

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>>33306558
Youngboys are the number one cause of angels falling. The best way to counter this is to have an angel correct him and guid him in his formative years. Doing whatever necessary to make sure he stays on the path of righteousness.

[Anonymous No.]

what's the upper size limit for a dragon girl
and why arent there slime dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306608
I just did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306631
>>33306648
Too late, her tail is already around your neck and you can't move.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I deal with a ghoul that wrestles dirty? Every time I put her in a hold of some sort she starts slobbering on me and biting me, she even tore a hold in my crotch when a put her in a triangle hold

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306661
She needs to raise her standards

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>>33306633
Globally unique identifier him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306437
>Caramel-skinned lamias with breathy oriental accents
MUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306661
>>33306608
Just say this
"You're.... Ugly."

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>>33306613
To be fair with any questions in human and male. Isn't gender role reversal a large or sizable chunk in the MGE world though ain't it?

Especially when you get mamono who're literal powerful women that take up high positions of power in politics, military and the Church (as in the Order, ala Paladins Priestesses, higher ranking clergy women, etc.)

And hey, you would likely get lil human boys (or incubi sons) praising stronk monster women or even stronk human women saying:

>"When I grow up, I wanna be just like Madam Druella who is the boss of a state!"
>"Lord Commander Wilmarinna is such a badass and kewl commander! I wanna be just like her!"
>"I bet I can be a good ruler like Pharaoh Khemrikara!"

[Anonymous No.]

Working on some wormpost art, need to know what you guys think the absolute smuggest thing you would think a Greenworm would say.

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>>33306586
Didn't any incubi information mention that incubi can be composed of human men, male elves and whatever super few male dwarves still even exist out there?

[Anonymous No.]

The more apparent the contrast is between the skin tones of a man and his wife is, the more likely the man is getting raped!
I.e. Hellhound, Anubis, Dark Elf, Amazoness

[Anonymous No.]

I love Monstergirl but I can get through the rape/mind control shit. Are they anyway to resist and build a healthy relationship with Monstergirls ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306695
>I cam here to chew leaves and suck your dick, and I just ran out of leaves

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>>33306641
Like that pokemon? Can't imagine why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306687
Rape time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306703
You dont have to apply to mge rules
you could just imagine a lamia thats just in it for the romance

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>>33306703
Hello newfriend! The 'rape' isn't really rape in most cases, but simply EXTREMELY passionate and sometimes one sidedly passionate lovemaking. The mind control shit is just mamono mana, letting both you and your partner adjust to each other, and become all you need for the other. This doesn't mean you become a monsterboy- but more like height changes, perhaps thinking more about a particular fetish, all that sort of stuff. Chaos monsters take this a step further if you're interested in that, but most stop at 'wow you're suddenly very interested in this specific kink your wife can satisfy, and you suddenly look like candy to your wife'
So really, you will build a healthy relationship with them regardless, even the more dominating species adore their husbands to death and won't treat them like non mge monstergirls 'dryfishing' tendencies.
What sort of monster traits do you like?

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>>33306705
Pls don't bite the dick.

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>>33306699
Yes but there's only one elf kingdom left uncorrupted and a shit ton of male elves turned into females out of it. The females massively outnumber the males now.

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>>33306727
People tend to forget that this is Monster Girl Thread and not Monster Girl Encyclopedia General

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>>33306727
Do people actually think MGE is only mind control or femdom.
>9)When a monster girl finds a man (unmarried), will she try to be a mate to him by showing him that she is sexually attractive, or will she attack him as soon as she becomes interested or will she like that man?
>It depends on race, personality and environment. As the books describes, some monster girls will immediately try to knock the man to the ground to show how good they are, while other mamono will slowly develop deep feelings out of simple friendship. The race and personality of the monster girls are also very important: more wild monsters or those living in the wild are more prone to the first option However, there is a tendency that the second option, with the gradual development of relations, is more often manifested among those mamono who live in the city. However, I think that there are practically no monster girls who do not attack men at all (including those who will unknowingly try to get a man on their way and seduce him).

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>>33306768
Pretty much everything else has been strangled out to the point were MGE rules are instantly applied unless what you expiclicty state other wise

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>>33306790
>Do people actually think MGE is only mind control or femdom.
Look at any forum outside the usual 3

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>>33306764
>a shit ton of male elves turned into females

The fuck? As in the non-dark elves? I thought that only applied to the Dark Elves or drow if they existed in MGE?

But hey, I guess once monstergirls start birthing incubi: there will be "human" sons born from a monstergirl and human male. And same for elves? A Monstergirl and elven man couple conceiving an elven son who of course, is an incubus.

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>>33306814
>And same for elves? A Monstergirl and elven man couple conceiving an elven son who of course, is an incubus
Yes, incubus elves are a future canon, but there are so few left compared to human ones but they'll be rare to see. Plus let's not forget that in MGE both dwarves and elves are human subtypes

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>>33306764
It never says male Elves truned into females. As humans they fall into the same rules as Alps and would only become a woman if they want to. They become incubi like any other human. The only reason almost all male Dwarves are extinct is it was 1000 years ago and most incubi don't necessarily live that long without becoming undead.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want an egyptian harem so I can blast desert level video game music in our pyramid
https://youtu.be/KxyRyCICivw

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306768
It's pretty much been like that for a long time since after leaving /a/, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306688
>>"I bet I can be a good ruler like Pharaoh Khemrikara!"
God I wish I were a small boy saying this while the pharaoh overhears it

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>>33306881
That game's OST had no reason being so fucking good. Honestly it's no TTYD but it wasn't hot garbage like the last two.

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>>33306695
>You won't be saying that after a month in a cocoon

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>>33306881
Mocking the apophis for being a goober that plays videogame OSTs over the temple loudspeakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306936
legit 11/10 soundtrack dont even get me started, scissors theme sounds straight out of touhou, and that hole puncher theme is just so catchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33306558
This picture single handedly got me into angels

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>>33307035
A fucking pair of scissors was one of the best boss fights in recent memory. That moment when it unsheathes itself like raiden's "this isn't my sword". It can insta-kill you if you try to jump on it at the wrong side. It sends a paper abomination at you before fighting it.
Fucking amazing. Also my personal favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAEmcCvwDd4&t

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>>33307028

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307142
the anime hype level in that fight was amazing, scissors doesn't even have words to say when defeated and just falls over in shock and explodes
How about the literal red confetti gore when the chain chomp shredded those piranha plants to pieces

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>>33306881
And I want to accidentally form a harem of realm nobility after working as a sell sword in the region.

[Anonymous No.]

Ferals are the cutest, remember. Wild girl = wild love.

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>>33307231
Just from the top of my head,
-baby bowser fucking dies
-The entire stage scene leading up to the 2nd boss
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzFVyJl4SHQ&t this entire section
-That song that plays in the desert hotel and not anywhere else despite being a banger
-The horror ship
Bomb-bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307342
Tribal*

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307342
>Pick up feral wendi
>She lets out a low, threatening rumble as you hold her

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>>33306294
That's a cursed as fuck suggestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307402
Why they're cute

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>>33306745
Sorry anon but this has already been debunked. Your precious monster girls are pedophilic morally repugnant brainwashing swindling rapists

rape is still rape.
I read that some Monstergirls consume you and make you they're slave for eternity.
It feel like you're lying to me bro...
I really like snake girls since I saw monster musume but I read they used poison to enslave you so it's big no no...

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>>33307348
All those and more, I'm just glad someone else enjoyed the game like I did. Tried making threads but /v/tards are too busy crying over their fragile psyches to actually discuss a damn video game for once
but enough of that for now let's go back to delicious tan desert monster babes

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>>33307462
>Order plate gloves typed that post

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>>33307524
I want to sustain myself on nothing more than a pharaoh's underboob sweat

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>>33306390
Why do i need my pants off for this training???

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>>33307552
That's worth a lot of money Anon.

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>>33307593
I have expensive tastes. If I have to cut costs, I'll settle for thigh and pit sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307614
>not going directly for the source
ngmi

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>>33307614
>>33307552
But what if it's apophis venom filtered by her body

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>>33306641
it's a thing, along with plant dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305472
Two lilims. I do not want sperm in my body when i wake up.

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>>33307645
>Anon drags a bound pharaoh to an apophis
>at first, she thinks it's an offering
>Anon demands that the apophis bite the pharaoh
>cut to the pharaoh baking in the desert sun in a latex suit, pumped full of venom
>the arousal and heat are making her sweat buckets
>every hour, Anon opens the front of the suit for a few seconds to lift her heaving tits and take another swig
>the rest of her juices are marinating the poor pharaoh, he'll get those later

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307801
but anon
sperm is always being made

[Anonymous No.]

>I've come to assassinate you, gomenasai~

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307843
>I've come to ass ass in
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307694
plant dragons?

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>>33307872
Imagine this graceful creature flying through the air along with her pot.

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>>33307889
>plant dragon flying over houses trying to show off her majesty
>instantly gets a shiver
>she can sense a disturbance coming from a house below
>it's Greenworm anon
>nothing could be scarier to a plant dragon

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>>33307889
Imagine she's already involuntary caused you to nut 5 times and then finally notices your dick buried beneath the tentacles going "uwu what's this" before gulping it down to finish sucking you dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307832
I know what I said...

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>>33307889
Are those googly eyes?

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>>33307843
Ah, but what if I kill myself first? You can't assassinate a dead man! Checkmate monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33307957

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>>33307889
still cant see it

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>>33307975
>Mild, honest, and timid
>"Sweetie, I-i-i'm sorry, but I'd really like to ra..r-rape your ass with my barbed t-te-tentacle"
>"I-i just l-love watching you...um.. squirm.."
>"P-please understand. Please don't be angry, sweetie."
>"I... I love you, a lot"
>"I'll be careful."

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>>33305472
Yeti and Bogey

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>>33307645
Is apophis venom deployed via the breasts?
Is it just codewords for their milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305472
Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

What risk do I run in signing a demon's contract without reading it first?

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>>33308106
endless cuddling

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>>33308106
She inserted some terms in there about some fetish you don't quite like, and now every week you're forced to endure it to satisfy her urges. Don't worry. Mamono mana will warp you brain into liking it eventually.

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>>33303880
>>33303953
Do Mantises actually eat their mates? I heard that it was just a thing that happens somewhat rarely, more often in captivity than in the wild.

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>>33308094
do you mean like the two sandworms are sort of kissing with you between their "tongues", or just you being mashed between their bodies?

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>>33308144
No. Just one sandworm. Her tongue body is the little spoon. You're the middle spoon. The fleshy walls of her mouth the biggest spoon

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>>33308128
Only a little ear nibbling.

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>>33308050
i'd rather she pound me into next week, but what can you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305281
>formerly chucksburg

[Anonymous No.]

Do time stop spells even work against monster girls?
I just want to use on my monster wife.

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>>33308232
Sort of. Isn't that pandemoniums thing?

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>>33308265
It's unclear but it seems more like nobody ages or dies tin areas filled the Fallen God's magic.
>I’ve never gone in one either, but there are rumors saying things like they're packed full of Dé Ryúa’s lewd magics and techniques, that they're connected to various places around the monster realms, or that with the help of the Fallen God’s power, the flow of time inside has stopped...
>I don’t know if they’re true or not, but I’ve also heard that no one that enters this room, whether man or woman, wants to ever leave a room where you can spend an eternity doing lewd things.

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>>33307957
>when she gives you this look

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>>33308232
Be careful your wife doesn't learn the spell herself. Last thing you need is a vampire or kiki with the power to stop time.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson and this is jackass,
>find time stop spell
> get enough mana to hold for a minute
>steal the panties of the resident lilims castles
>every female
>leave a gift in form of my clean boxer on head of lilim
>go home

[Anonymous No.]

What are some non-sexual activities you want to perform with your monster wife and/or daughters?
I want to go fishing with my yeti wife and daughters!

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>>33307590
>Because, silly, Todays session is about avoiding the embrace of a monster who caught you with your pants down, now go stand over there and act like you are just waking up, I will play the part of the monster today.

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>>33308324
>kiki with the power to stop time.
Nothing wrong with that.

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>>33308334
play vidya with them

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>>33308334
I want to teach my wight wife and daughter how to properly handle firearms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308334
Working out with my big mino wife to get stronger so wrestling is a bit more fun for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308334
play catch with my hellhound daughter and call her 'sport'

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308334
Watch horror movies with ghost chan

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>>33306705
>>33306997
alright will do some combo of these two, pretty funny lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308397
would it be weird to play fetch with my daughter... and wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308334
>Yeti tries to hug the fish she caught
>it wiggles out of her arms and back into the water

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>>33308578
only if they fight over the ball

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>>33308383
I don't think that's a very good idea, she's deadly enough as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308334
Explain the relation of pomegranates to the ancient world's legends to my wife, complete with that one conspiracy theory meme board.

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>>33308334
Ride the dragon
The dragon can ride me later

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308675
You're prepared for the main wight boss fight.
You're even ready for the side boss undead amazon fight.
But are you ready for a father with an AK 47 loaded with demon silver rounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do dragon girls collect gold? Why not something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308702
They want to keep all the gold out of tanuki hands, increasing demand and making them even richer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308660
Alright I'll throw two balls just in case

[Anonymous No.]

Poor pharaoh just gets mogged in every way possible by superior grape

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, your daughter raped my son at the school playground yesterday, we need to settle this and teach them a lesson they can't forget.

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>>33308745
Anon, you're about to make me act up and upload every single picture of another undead to that booru.
Because the wight sure as fuck doesn't have 54 pictures anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308702
Don't forget gems!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308702
It's because for much of human history gold has been a universal symbol of wealth, and Dragons ( At least in Europe ) have traditionally been a double-edged metaphor of unbridled power and crippling greed.

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>>33308695
>Nobody ever expects you to burst out of the closet you were hiding in with a sawed off and take aim at the squishes in the back
Ambushing hero parties is a fun pastime to get up to with the more "evil" monster wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308777
Danbooru's kinda autistic about what they accept, their jannies are almost wikipedia tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308745
People like snek, what can I say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308792
You don't need the quotations for Wightfag's wife, she's just straight up evil.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't try to steal lilim's panties! Not even if she left the door to her room open and her panties lying out in the open. It is a trap!
Not only is there a strong possibility that they are cursed, the panties are constantly soaking in her DE and pussy juices, one whiff of them and you will ahegao and jizz uncontrollably.
You will start craving the feeling and will constantly get urge to sniff them again and masturbate with them. Just one time is enough to become addicted, If you do it twice it is guaranteed.
Do you really want to get mind broken by her panties?
You don't want to become a slave to her panties, right?

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>>33308334
One of my wives is a Night Gaunt. I imagine we would be having sex almost all of the time but I guess using my abilities to fly is around and explore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308805
>Like snek
I LOVE SNEK

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>>33308334
I wonder if yetis would be into learning grappling-based martial arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308792
A Shining sort moment would be hillarious. It's me and my wife's duty to ensure every single batch of adventuers get a memorable day of undeath!!
>>33308829
Thank you very much!

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>>33308793
>almost
MSG is more consistent than those retards.

[Anonymous No.]

If there is a cat kingdom, then how would the dog kingdom be like?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308702
Given how long they live you would think they would collect art or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308905
That depends, are you going with just dogs or canines in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308334
The cultivation of spiritual power.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308933
canines in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308905
I wonder how well the Anubis queen would fare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308972
Teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308972
She deserves a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>dark mage visits the Mist Continent
>returns as a muscle wizard martial artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308977
Very varied. You've got Kobolds, Hellhounds, Inari, Tanuki, and everything in between.
Probably kinda similar to the Land of the Four Gods in the Mist Continent in terms of human-monster relationships.

>>33308994
>Anubis queen
If it's reflective of the Cat Kingdom, not quite.

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>>33306881
>[Post a Reply][Return] [Catalog] [Top] 505 / 106 / 91 / 7

Has anyone actually written an anon/pharaoh/apophis story yet? I went for a look and wasn't able to find one.

[Anonymous No.]

Submissive hellhounds and aggressive domineering kobolds!

[Anonymous No.]

Karakasa-Obake are underrated, they're sweet, sensitive girls that just want to be a loving wife. They can cover both of you in a protective umbrella, completely impervious and disconnected from the outside world. Imagine the both of you huddled together, in your tiny love nest, left to yourselves in a sweaty cozy space, naked nodies tangled around each other with her saliva making your whole bodies even more sensitive to the skinship, like making love inside a sleeping bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309072
The only people can think of would be MagusAnon, Losenis, or Iron-Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309072
Must be some bodyswap magic at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308994
>>33309034
Might have a council of multiple rulers actually.
>(The) Anubis
>Amaterasu
>(The) Inari
Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309072
>Submissive hellhounds
Don't post her, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308829
Wightfag's wife slapped gazer and jabberwock. She also kicks dogs and says that the Chief God did nothing wrong in anonymous Zipangunese cartoon boards on the lilimnet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309152
>kicks dogs
this is order propaganda!

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>>33308702
I always liked the idea of a dragon hoarding things like books or historical artifacts. If she hoards artifacts, you might be able to convince her to set up a museum if you hire enough griffon security guards. Too bad you couldn't open up a library if she hoards books and forbidden knowledge. Not a chance a dragon would let anyone read her precious tomes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309077
To write it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309179
What if you tell her you can't read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309135
I'm over the nerdwan autism.

Joking aside, I think it's really fun to see people have monster girls whose personalities play against their usual tropes. Vulgar dragons, anxious cheshires, etc. I wish we'd see more of this, even from KC himself.

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>>33309152
as long as she leaves the hungry worms alone I'm happy

[Anonymous No.]

Did the anon writing about a Baphomet getting raped ever deliver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309199
Her husband can touch the books if he pleases. I'd bet a dragon who hoards knowledge would love to teach her husband how to read so they could discuss all the esoteric knowledge she's accrued. Anyone else who so much as touches the spine of one of her books gets mauled (since fire in the library is a big no no).

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>>33309207
I'm sorry, Anon. She namefags on /gw/ telling all the greenworms that regular wurms and sandworms are better. She keeps getting banned, but she can afford to change her IP every time. Mods can't rangeban her, and jannies are powerless to stop her since she can post with 4 hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33305820
There's only wholesome child rearing in this household

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309196
To write it or have written about it, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309299
>>33309207
This is genuinely the most vile slander I've ever heard towards my wife.
Greenworms are precious!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309200
The only people who get mad about this are femdomfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309393
You have to fuck your wife more to keep her away from the computer. It's the only way to break her shitposting addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309411
The problem was it getting posted incessantly.
And the downright retarded story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309299
Wurms are not worms

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309411
Base species is irrelevant, I dislike the aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309439
>The problem was it getting posted incessantly.
I'm OK with Nerdwan getting posted occasionally if she's getting her own game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33308128
It depends entirely on the species of mantis. Most don’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309424
If I try to do that during her computer time, she just livestreams the fucking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309480
>if she's getting her own game
Never Ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309200
>Vulgar dragons
That's called a Jabberwock. Just get a Hellhound to meet the Queen of Hearts and she'll get pissed enough to do something about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309480
>>33309521
It's fine, hatch is cursed and he'll never finish a game anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309411
Submissive hellhound is based, nerdhound isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309552
hellhound wonderized, wat happens

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /jp/, theoretically you've been portal'd, isekai protag powers and all from the high mana bullshit or whatever. You are strong, but you aren't invincible, Lilims and Ryus will still kick your ass and weaknesses exist (ie, if you go caster silencing scrolls would exist as a countermeasure to rogue wizards and such, if you are a warrior poisons and paralysis spells ect.) Do you play it safe and go full jobber to lay low? Or do you go for fame and glory despite the potential risks? It should be mentioned, if you end up a father your adventuring days are over because the wife isn't going to be happy if you don't help raise jr. You could also just give your power to your wife or whatever. What do you end up doing?

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>>33309552
Not necessarily.
After all, Cheshires exist because a Werecat hit it off swimmingly with the Queen. Likewise for March Hares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309580
>nerdhound
I want to believe that character's been developed beyond what was in that shitty copypasta so long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309587
>the wife isn't going to be happy if you don't help raise junior
Laughs in salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309587
That snek looks fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309587
I have no use for power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309587
be Gengis Khan

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309604
>>33309521
Stop nuzzling me dumb cat I'm not your toy
And stop sticking out that soft, warm, delicious, wet tongue at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309587
Use my powers to find a good wife and live a comfortable life. I'm not looking to be a ruler or anything crazy. I just want a happy life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309073
There's a lot of underrated girls out there. I like Merrow and Basilisks

[Anonymous No.]

>>33309604
If the Queen is pissed, we're getting a canine version of Jub Jub.
If the Queen likes her, we're doomed.
The real question is what she would like or dislike about her. I wish I could ask KC what Queen of Hearts would think of Hellhounds.

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>>33309587
> if you go caster silencing scrolls would exist as a countermeasure to rogue wizards and such
Time to craft enough magic wands and rods to re-enact the Matrix lobby scene, before venturing forth.

[Anonymous No.]

Humans... easy prey to the mofu
You'll be easily defeated by the trickster fox

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>Throws pie into the Queen of Heart's face

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>>33309848
I want a western fox species.
Asian stuff is boring and tame as all hell

[Anonymous No.]

This post is not sponsored

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>>33309848
Shave the mofu to weaken her!

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>>33309958
>With this Mofu's shaving, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

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>>33309994
I'm going to rub my dick on and cum all over her shaved mofu.

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>>33309994
What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?

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>>33309701
I don't know what she's doing but I think I want it and that scares me

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>Be experienced adventurer
>Coming back to starting town for memories and greet the newbies
>Low level minotaur warrior comes up to me while I'm handing out gold and potions and challenges me to a duel
>Accept duel knowing full well I could easily wipe the floor with her
>Suddenly angel on my shoulder tells me I shouldn't embarrass her in front of all her friends and potential party members
>Demon says I should pin her down and make her moo
>Go with angel cause I don't have voyeurism fetish
>Duel begins and I go easy on her not really trying
>Dodging her slow strikes easily and even those that do hit I have to roll with so it doesn't look like she can't even hurt me
>Land one grazing strike on her and she's swaying and struggling to even stand up
>Might've went a bit too hard there
>She drops her axe and goes for one last desperate move to charge me with her horns
>Let her tackle me and take a dive pretending she won
>Yeah real hard fought battle good job-
>She then starts undoing my belt and tearing my pants off
>Try to shove her off but wonder how the hell she got so strong
>Swear to myself that I'm going to find that angel on my shoulder and give her a piece of my mind after this
>Demon on my shoulder is doing the I told you so spiel
>Only find out after she grinds my pelvis to dust in the town square that she was an equally experienced adventurer and was playing 4d chess knowing I'd be there and would go easy on her

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>>33310027
It's a blind kiki communicating

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>>33310044
I will teach her to echolocate so she doesn't have to do that.

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>>33309587
I'd just use for convenience.

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>>33310044
Is her master deaf if she can't just speak to him?

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>>33310074
she's also deaf but i'm dumb and didn't mention it.

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>>33309872
>western fox girls getting harrassed by dog girls game of "fox hunting"

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>>33310108
Poor girl.

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>>33310121
"Punishing" the bad doggies and making tender love to the cute fox!

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>>33310121
>tending to your chicken coop when a fox busts in and runs off with you

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>>33310029
at least your kids will be strong warriors

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>>33309745
In extremely-general, she likes it when they fuck and hates it when they don't fuck.
Jabberwocks happened because the Queen got pissed at a Dragon being picky and prideful. Hellhounds are explicitly NOT prideful and don't have any reservations as to how their human wants to bang, so she'd probably like them.

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>>33309587
I'm going to build the most successful human-only empire there ever was, just to attract the strongest monster warlord and marry her.

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find the scariest monster you can and make her feel loved.

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>>33310345
Now that I think about it, this is probably a bad idea. If a lich or gremlin invades with a massive undead/mechanical army, I'm stuck with a nerd for life.

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>Anon has been sent to a torture dungeon on suspicion of heresy
>town gets liberated by monsters
>dark elf general decides to "repurpose" the dungeons
>finds Anon
>Anon has heard of dark elves, and is now utterly terrified that he is gonna get tortured even more just for amusement
>has him cleaned, healed and fed
>aside from putting her own collar on him and asking him to lick her feet regularly she is very nice to him
>she is confused why he is still so paranoid
>Anon is convinced she is just trying to get his guard down so that she can break him even more thoroughly

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>>33310389
You mean put my dick in her? That's pretty simple.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys help, I'm being bullied by this high orc gyaru and her orc lackies. Every morning they demand I give them money. This morning, my wallet got stolen so I'm all out of cash. They've told me beforehand if they don't get their money there WILL be consequences. How do I get myself out of this one?

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>>33310418
Slay them with your dick.

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>>33310146
But anon, that was the original point of the hunt

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>>33310409
We'll see how long anon's sanity lasts. I got 50 shekels that he won't make it past daily morning sloppy kiss orders

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>>33310418
Stay home. Get a cold if you have to.

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Why are they so perfect?

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>>33310464
I like homely hellspawn housewives

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>>33310418
Outsource the bullying to an umi osho. Demand money from her and pay off the orks. It's the circle of nerds!

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>>33310452
They wanted to pile on and have the fox fucked brutally. I just want to plow the fox gently after fucking all those mean dogs silly.

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>>33310418
Tell her that you're out of money. The past few payments were loans you took from the bank and now you have to sell all your possessions to pay off your debts. Tell them that if they still want payment, you will see about selling a kidney. The shock of this bluff should buy you enough time to escape.

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>>33310454
Ok will do, hopefully the dumbass teacher doesn't give them my assignments to take home

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>>33310497
Have you considered that there may be a good reason why they needed a bunch of dogs to help you?
Not all varieties of fox are your petite nipponese ones.

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>>33310518
But what if they offer to extract the kidney for me? One of the orc lackeys is always playing around with one of those switchblades

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>>33310486
Is it really appropriate to call ANY kind of MG "homely?"

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>>33310532
The dogs are really strong too and they bully her constantly! She needs to be comforted from that.

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>>33310497
Look, if the dogs are ill behaved it's the master's fault

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>>33309587
looooooong snek

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>>33310537
That's a bluff too, don't fall for it.

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>>33310537
Enough trying to take my organs. First, the Kumihos, now the Orcs. It's time to ball gag them.

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>>33310548
What if she's a house?

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>>33310537
Alright, you're going to want to tell them that you'll go to the nurse's office to get painkillers for the kidney removal. If they don't follow you, escape is easy, if they follow you, I'm sure the staff would love to hear what these horrible monsters want to do to this poor student.

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>>33310563
Then I'll have to punish her as well!

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>no memefat hellhound wife that wants to be a broodmom.

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>>33310614
Oh, and if the staff point out that you're not actually in debt, run.

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>>33310588
>It's time to ball gag them.
Careful anon, that's how you get a p'orc farm

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>>33310623
I think in this scenario you are the master

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>>33310409

I'm with anon here. She's trying to get him used to her being kind only to take it away abruptly and reveal her true nature.

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>>33310454
>extremely bullyable anon gets targetted by orc gyaru delinquents
>they personally take out all the other mamono attempting to bully him so that he's all theirs'
>demand money from him every day
>keeps paying
>after a few months eventually increases the amount he has to give
>motherfucker still pays
>working and doing bunch of odd jobs to meet the demand
>now it's not even about capturing anon for the gang
>this is fucking war
>pay someone off to steal anon's wallet
>wow he has a license and he's a virgo that's so cute
>anyways they wait for him to get there to finally see him defeated
>doesn't show
>apparently he has /a/utism, secret human flu like sickness keeping him at home
does that count as them being defeated or is anon's pelvis about to get the ol mortar and pestle?

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>>33310644
But I'm not, I'm just saving a poor fox girl from being piled on by a bunch of mean strong doggos that are going too far. Their centaur owner is looking completely flustered, she shouldn't have taken them with her if she hasn't trained them to be properly obedient.

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>>33310634
Mmm, bacon. Nice plump juicy hams.

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>>33310607
hell house

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>>33310646
>it turns out he never trusted her and has always been preparing to turn the tables

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>>33310630
How fat is memefat?

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>>33310830
Strongfat.

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>>33310700
Like the old movie?

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You wouldn't screw a mentally-fucked-up Cheshire Cat in a straight jacket at a mental ward while she latches on you for you to cum inside her while she glares at you with that psycho stare, right?

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>>33310614
>Staff asks what they're doing
>All but one generally responds "We're gonna cut out Anon's kidney, wanna watch?"
>One orc is fidgeting
>She speaks up
>Says "Well, we're gonna take his kidney... but personally I just want Anon's heart" while hugging on Anon's arm
Situation resolves itself, either that starts infighting between the orcs or the staff is genuinely concerned that they're going to murder anon.

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>>33310922
I would, but in a male nurse's outfit and being as emotionlesss as possible while passionately pumping her full. Acting through and through the simple mental health caretaker.

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>>33310922
Of course not, I'd get her out of the straight jacket and hold her hands while we have our eye contact creampie

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>>33310922
Yeah but we alternate who's wearing the straight jacket when I'm unconscious so it's unclear who's the crazy one and if it's all a hazy dream.

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>>33310922
I'd rather fuck a mentally stable Werecat or Nekomata

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>>33310922

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>>33310830
A lifter that is currently bulking is the usually accepted one.

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>>33310389
I wanna be deredere towards a massive Amazoness

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Punished monster girls are cute.

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>>33311071
?

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>>33311200
I like seeing naughty mamono with pink-tanned butts after getting caught!

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>>33310389
>Hulking war automaton that haunts an abandoned keep/factory
>Heavy plates, massive synth muscles, and high powered demon energy Gatling's
>Shoots at anyone who tries to enter the base and forcibly removes them.
>Glowing red eyes don't help either.
Leave her some bags of bird seed as she enjoys watching them and will sometimes go still out in the ancient testing ranges just to have them land on or around her to eat the seeds.

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Do you think Jinko's would get annoyed of "RIDE THE TIGER" pickups and memes? Would they attempt to hunt down some other song or other shenanigan to retort with?

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Dark elves or snow elves?

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>>33311333
No elves.

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>>33311333
do you think the male elves look as feminine

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>>33311428
knowing them elves, yup

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>>33311333
Based digits. I prefer elves with kisses from me on their lips, but that's just me.

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>>33311333
dog elves

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Has Serial Yeti Hugger been caught yet or are the streets still dangerous?

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>>33311200
they cute regardless

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>>33311333
DO NOT TRUST THE ONE ON THE LEFT, SHE IS AN ARSONIST!

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>>33311658
The Serial Hugger has been reformed, now with the help of her parole officer she gives talks to Snuggle Scout troops about the dangers of too much cuddling

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>>33311658
Serial yeti hugger? Someone who serially assaults yetis with tight cuddles?

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>>33311658
That uniform made me instantly think of Tour Guide From the Underworld.

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>>33307182
Love these casual monster pictures they're so cute

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>>33311990

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>>33311894
I mean it's Serial Yeti but I wasn't sure if everyone knew her famous style of attacking people.

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>>33311831
Now that's just mean.

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>>33312077
>5 of 6
This is getting out of hand, now there are 6 serial huggers! It's a crime syndicate of cuddling!

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to wave at the glacies guard as they patrol the land.
They may be made of ice but that doesn't mean they don't want to be comfy and warm somewhere else.

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dick stuck in gorilla glue slime help

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>>33312700
Maybe you can distract her with bananas.

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>>33312710
now just smell like bananas, dick still stuck

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Best mamono for gesugao?

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>>33304681
what's this from?

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>>33312521
Why is hugging a crime?

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>>33312861
https://twitter.com/yashiro_sousaku/status/1362597780900909056

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>>33311333
I am for anything snowy

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>>33312965
neat. Also I'm pretty sure that nun of his is a succubus

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>>33309848
No mono tail will ever get the better of me.

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>>33313026
Giant
Orange
Slices

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>Uh oh, looks like anon found himself in another dangerous situation, how will he get out with his virginity intact this time?

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>>33313026
thats a lot of mofu

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>>33313061
>die and turn into a ghost
>sneak out and possess her
>have her take you outside and hide you in a safe place
>walk her body far a way
>quickly return to your body while she has no idea where she is or what happened

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>>33313061
Open the door at lightning speeds so it knocks her out like a cartoon and run away

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>>33305724
any good writefag stories about an anon and an older kitsune

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>>33313061
Id rather not

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>>33313061
>she tries to get the handle
>it breaks and I end up in the future where automatons run the city and everything is chrome

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>>33313061
What you sayin', PUNK? THINK ANON JACKSON CAN'T HANDLE A HUG HAPPY MAMONO OR TEN?

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>>33313061
I tell her no hot cocoa and warm sandwiches tonight if she doesn't let me out. She knows she can't live without them.

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>>33313209
>FUUUUTURE
>FUUUUTURE
>FUUUUTURE

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>>33313026
I am a fan of mono myself, more than one and I would overdose on mofu.

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>>33313061
teleport spell

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>>33313250
Mono means you're pleasuring all her tails with just one grab.

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>>33313250
I'll take a bunyip anyday

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>>33309705
Yep, and that's why I wanted to mention Karakasa-Obake for their skinship potential and tangled romance. Unagi-Joro aren't the only MGs for that!

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>>33312858
unicorn

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>>33309073
ok once anon's worm inevitably cocoons him we can get daily umbrella posting, nice to see

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>>33313250
as long as the tail is floofy, its good

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>>33313026
I loved all of her h-scenes. Especially this one. Wouldn't mind being a fox's hypno-slave.

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>>33313428
Very underrated game. Hopefully they get back on track with the updates soon.

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>>33313465
Pointy!

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>>33313147
Acethewritefag did one about an art student romancing a milf kit, should be on the mega under his name somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

what flavor pie does your wife like?
no sex related answers onegaishimasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>33313527
apple pie

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>>33313527
Rhubarb

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>>33313527
Banana cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>33313527
Bourbon pecan

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop ghosts from chasing your fox? She's really frightened.

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>>33313600
? Just ask the ghost to stop?

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>demon mana rains over the order's kingdom
>a group of humans are trapped inside
>someone is suspected to be a monster girl in disguise
>the monster is taking out a human, one-by-one
>everyone is trying to figure who the monster is
can you survive and found out who the monster is before it's too late?

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>>33313618
What if she tells me she likes doing it because the fox's reactions are fun?

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>>33313629
just grope a random girl and if she doesn't immediately slap you it's the one in disguise

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>>33313629
It's you.

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>>33313629
Yeah I'll just start jacking off and whoever instinctively gets underneath my cock to catch the semen is the monster. I'll probably get in trouble with the Order higher ups and be sent to prison or something but 1 life for many Order soldiers is a trade I'll take for my brothers in arms anyday.

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>>33313663
just start teasing her about how she can't touch anything because she's a ghost and if she tells you to stop tell her that seeing her reactions is fun, that'll teach her a lesson

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>>33313717
She just poltergeisted a table at my face, now what?

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>>33313629
whip out a condom and loudly proclaim I will fuck with this condom and I will not spread my seed anywhere cause I ain't worth a damn

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>>33313629
>WELL GUYS, IM GONNA GO TO BED, HOPE YOU FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE OF US IS THE MONSTER, ANYWAYS, LIKE ALWAYS I MUST EJACULATE BEFORE I CAN GET A RESTFUL SLEEP, BUT AS I AM SINGLE, I MUST WASTE MY SEED BY JACKING OFF, G'NIGHT, I AM OFF TO MY ROOM WITH A DOOR THAT I AM LEAVING UNLOCKED IN CASE ONE OF YOU NEED TO GET ME
She could never resist taking the masterfully laid bait

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>>33313722
call the undead police, because that's a violation of the ghost relations act article 5 section 13 stating that undue property damage due to emotional distress caused by a ghost is not allowed, she's off to the slammer for at least a couple days unless she rethinks her actions

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>>33313629
amogus

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>>33313723
>gets laughed at by order girls
>laughing at him holding up a condom
>implying he's going to get any
>what a loser
this is what you get for standing up for the order anon, I hope you're happy

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>>33313769
Alternatively:
>HEY GUYS WHAT AN EVENING WOW, BETTER MAKE ONE OF MY SIGNATURE CUM COCKTAILS THAT YOU ALL LOVE TO DRINK RIGHT? *WINK WINK* ALRIGHT, WHO'S UP FIRST? REMEMBER THAT IT'S A WHOLE GLASS OF WARM FRESH MUSKY CUM!

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>>33313835
jokes on you I'm into that shit

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that the best way to defeat monsters is by impregnating them with human children only

[Anonymous No.]

bros... I have a MIGHTY need...

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>>33313880
Mother of God.

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>>33313868
Hot.

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>>33313517
is it wizardquest? that's the only one that shows up when i search fox or kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

FIRST, WE'RE GONNA SEAL OFF THIS DOOR-*MERSHARK'D*

[Anonymous No.]

>>33314250
>mersharknado
Nowhere is safe from the chomp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33303776
>crossboarders
You know we were originally on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>33313927
i've jerked off to this far too much

[Anonymous No.]

Snow's melting again

[Anonymous No.]

WAN! WANWANWANWAN WAN WANWAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33314106
Actually it’s by Aftyn. The story is called “Milfy Kitsune”.

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>>33314250
a

[Anonymous No.]

>time traveling witch that plays a guitar