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My sister has panties with purple stripes for her first day of school.

Is this good?

>> No.3327309

having the tool is one thing, putting it to good use is another.

>> No.3327306

No, not good. Confirmed bad girl.

>> No.3327311

no, she plans on having sex with the first random guy she sees. she then plans on only you at tape of it hoping you would rape her.

>> No.3327320

>>3327311
>>she then plans on only you at tape

>> No.3327322

>>3327311
>she then plans on only you at tape of it
wat

>> No.3327328

>>3327311

She's only nine.

>> No.3327334

>>3327328
with that said, x-digits of pedos are now tracking your location.

>> No.3327335

>>3327328
You'd be surprised what nine year old girls do.

>> No.3327341

>>3327328
Now I'm sure I will keep an eye on this thread.

Also, there's a huge ass spider together with a smaller dead spider in the corner of my bathroom. I think there will be a problem soon. ;_;

>> No.3327343

>>3327335
and you'll be even more surprised at how many girls don't fit the mental image you have of them

>> No.3327344

>>3327341
You can always resort to pissing on the floor.

>> No.3327358

>>3327343
Girls with striped panties are always trouble.

>> No.3327359

>>3327341
Just get some cleaning product and spray it at them. They'll die in no time.

>> No.3327362

how do you know this

>> No.3327368

>>3327359
even if they are spiders, killing them while theyre having sex is SO evil

>> No.3327374

>>3327328
When I was 11, I got my friend's little sister to take off her panties and open her legs so I could poke around.
She was 9.

>> No.3327375

>>3327368
Well, MANkoto is the trip that has arachnaphobia I believe, so it would be best to take decisive action immediately.

>> No.3327394

>>3327375
then kill them right after they have sex

killing someone/thing during sex is like killing a guy while he is taking a dump which is also equivalent to killing someone inside a church

>> No.3327397

>>3327359
I did it. The female spider went fucking batshit though, holy shit. Scariest thing I've ever seen. ;_;

>> No.3327405

>>3327374
Yeah... I also had such a good moment in my life.

>> No.3327404

>>3327397
I wish I could hold you, MANkoto-kun.

>> No.3327424

>>3327301
Why should it matter? My brother had underpants with Spiderman in them for his first schoolday.

>> No.3327426

>>3327397
Congratulations, you killed an innocent creature and get to spend an extra 6 weeks covered in bleeding sores in Buddhist hell.

>> No.3327440

I have a spider in my room.
He protects me by killing a mosquito every once in a while and he's the only person I talk to.

>> No.3327443

>>3327404
I don't know what to say to that... ;_;

>> No.3327454

It always hurts me deep inside when I think about the fact that female spiders kill male spiders after sex. Damn spiders.

>> No.3327475

>>3327374

Was that a life changing experience?

>> No.3327481

>>3327454
I'm pretty sure that's only Black Widows

>> No.3327485

/jp/ -Spiders/General

>> No.3327491

>>3327374
When I was 11 or so I once opened the door to the girls changing room after PE. I didn't get to poke around though.

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>> No.3327511

>>3327481
I think it's with all spiders, though with black widows its definite because of the huge difference in size. Other female spiders attempt it, I think.

>> No.3327516

I have no happy childhood memories with the opposite sex. Just misery and pain.

I don't want to live but I don't want to die.

>> No.3327528

>>3327516
Hi Kotomine.

>> No.3327533

>>3327528
Kotomine isn't emo like that. His struggle was with wanting to do good, but finding that doing bad made him feel better.

>> No.3327534

>>3327516
Well then son, you are in the right place.

>> No.3327555

Purple Stripe panties = Outgoing slut that can't afford sexy panties.

The fact see let you see her panties before she went to school proves this.

>> No.3327663

Your sister has spiders inside her vegina. You know it's true.

>> No.3327695

I'm assuming you know because you saw them laid out for her in the morning with her other clothes

And then when no one was around you wiped your turgid dick across their soft stripes, leaving a little trail of precum, and shuddered

Is that close to what happened

>> No.3327972

no, she'd better get blue striped ones.

>> No.3328025

spider stories creep me out

i hate spiders

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