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[Anonymous No.]

what would touhou be like if it was developed by Valve?

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou 5 might come out this year.

[Anonymous No.]

Non-vocal.

[Anonymous No.]

That isn't how a 4-koma works.

[littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ No.]

You'd have to unlock shot types for each character.

>Captured Tirno's spell card
>Achievement unlocked

[Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 No.]

touhou with alien, zombie, combine, headcrab, weapons, mods

[Anonymous No.]

Better.

[Anonymous No.]

You would have to beat bosses by grabbing their bullets and flinging them back one at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

Achievements are shit.

>Derpaherp TK 10 guys during the round.
>Achievement unlocked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3327245

>Touhou developed by Valve
>Better

[Anonymous No.]

The only semblance of plot revelation would be Yukari gapping in at inconvenient moments and saying incoherent shit to you for 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3327220
Even more poofy hats!

[Anonymous No.]

But at least touhou would have physics, and that means seesaw puzzles!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The fanbase would be shit

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3327395
jeepers!

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou 1 would include 3 stages

promises to make the last three stages are delayed for 6 months

released half assed

Touhou 2 is announced with a total of 7 stages and online co-op once the last 3 stages for touhou 1 are released

[General Malcolm Granger !tdu/XtyVrs No.]

everything is pure random base isntead of memory/skill based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3327299

Rise and shine miss Hakurei, rise and shine

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

Your touhou would have no hats because you idled.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3327220

>zaguyaaaaa wats da matter

She has a toothache.

[Anonymous No.]

Idle for silly hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>3327526
That implies the Touhous aren't wearing hats in the first place. This disgusts me greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3327556
its... its like theyre NAKED

[Anonymous No.]

If it makes you guys feel better, cirno wouldn't exist if valve developed touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

it would take 20 comikets to release a single game

[Anonymous No.]

you could customize your spell cards with all those different mathy formulas, but then 5 months later they'll change policy and remove all the cards you made because steam saw you run calc.exe

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>3327220

In Touhou, you really can outsmart boolit.

[Anonymous No.]

PCB: Episode 3 would be coming out sometime next year.

[Anonymous No.]

it wouldnt be touhou...
if valve decided to make danmaku, it wouldn't have anima girls.
if they made a danmaku with a shrine maiden as a heroine, the enemies won't be fairies but aliens and robots and corrupted agents.

`alice might be an engineer...
cirno will be a very selfaware robot. called no.9 ofc.
marisa outfit would seem more like a cultist than as a witch.
sakuya won't be a maid, she will be a gangster, as well as udunge. don't ask me why.
Remi will be the president. eirin the health minister... no, a co. in very famous hospital that runs suspicious experiments in its basements.

yoyuko... well, ever heard of chutulu? that. as well as yukari.

perhaps valve SHOULD make touhou game after all... or at leaast, write the plot.

[General Malcolm Granger !tdu/XtyVrs No.]

>>3328276
>cirno wouldn't exist if valve developed touhou.

yeah, no, she will exist twice, one in touhouportal(lol the ice cream is a lie xD), other in touhou fortress 2(you cant outsmort ice xDDDD rolf), and other in Touhou-Life 2(reimbo, get it? reimu + zombie xDDDD i am funny love me!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3328460
im funnier, see>>3328401

[Anonymous No.]

>>3328551

[General Malcolm Granger !tdu/XtyVrs No.]

>>3328551
>im funnier
>valve
>plot

yes, yes you are

[Anonymous No.]

Crowbars instead of danmaku. Gravity balls as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3328401