Japan wants to produce more little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

http://web-japan.org/trends98/honbun/ntj980729.html

>Amid this trend toward fewer children, when asked whether they would prefer a boy or girl as an only child, fully three-quarters of couples opted for a daughter. This preference for girls shows a marked increase from 15 years ago, when the numbers were more or less equal.

>Previously the common consensus was that a daughter would be lost to marriage; but the recent conventional wisdom sees strong ties as continuing between parents and a daughter even after the latter gets married. A son, on the other hand, is now seen as facing the prospect of transfer to a distant work location.

[Anonymous No.]

With all the moeshit going on there, I'm not surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

harems confirmed

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

All good.

[Anonymous No.]

The linked article is from 11 tears ago. If that trend played out, there should now be many more little girls than little boys among only children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3322086
Only if most Jap parents actually did gender selection for their fetuses.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a parasitic protozoan, Toxoplasma gondii, that increases the likelihood of having a male child (to about 60% of births being male. )

There's also limited evidence that it causes aggression and is linked with schizophrenia. If we find a way to turn those male births the other way around, the world can be a massive yandere harem.

Such relations with parasitic organisms isn't without precedent, certain mosquito species are so tightly bonded with their intracellular parasite (something from Wolbachia I think) that they cannot mate if the parasites of the male and female don't match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3322132
>Toxoplasma gondii
This is the reason why I don't go near cats anymore. Shit scared me for life.

[the official /jp/ tripfriend !KVzOEaUpQc No.]

>>3322132
>Yandere
>Harem
This can only end badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3322109
You can actually do this for less than $1000 bucks
Zygote mapping is pretty damn cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3322132
There are parasitic barnacles specifically grow on the abdomens of female crabs. If they land on a male crab, they fuck with their hormones and turn them into trap crabs, so that they'll grow a more hospitable abdomen.

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>>3322145
Fuck you. I didn't want to know that.

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>>3322191
That's not all there is to it. How do you think those barnacles breed?

You see, sometimes a Sacculina larva grows not on a healthy crab, but locates another Sacculina and lands on it. This larva then discards most of its body mass as if entering a crab... except this mass differentiates itself into sperm and enters the seminal receptacles of the first Sacculina, therefore archieving copulation.

To give a human analogue... Well, first your girlfriend turns into a fleshy glob and enters your body from your ass, spreading inside you and turning you into the little girl, then her sister becomes a gigantic disembodied dick and anally rapes you, cumming herself into you and impregnating the now-parasitic girlfriend. Something like that.

Also, Sacculina castrates crabs, there are organisms like Nosema granulosis that turn male shrimps into functional females because it can only spread using a female's eggs. Not only does it turn you into a girl, it turns you into a slut so you can actually have offspring for it to pass on (though to my knowledge sexual behavior doesnt change)

Mosquitos also have their equilavent which turns males into breeding females, I think.

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>>3322238
http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?c=1+2241&aid=770
>In the cat, the reproductive form of T. gondii lives in the intestine and the oocysts (egg-like immature forms) exit the body in the feces. The oocysts must be in the environment 1-5 days before they are infective.
clean your cat's litter box every day and you'll be fine.

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>>3322246
NATURE IS AWESOME

[Anonymous No.]

>>3322246
I've read some of that stuff in various doujin, but not all together at once. I feel somehow uncultured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3322276
Fact is sometimes stranger than fiction. Hell, I nearly shit myself the first time I read about that one genderchanging fish.

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>>3322246
Okay, now we need people doing research on how to develop a drug based on these bacteria that causes men to turn into girls. Once that's done, we can sell them in Thailand and become rich as fuck. Oh, and we can use them for ourselves, and come together to form our own loli/trap orgy group of millionaires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>fully three-quarters of couples opted for a daughter

Lesbian harems,lesbian incest among siblings and the number of lesbian AV stars will increase.

Thank you Japan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3323044
Those fish have special hardware to allow such a change to occur at all. A version that works on adult humans seems infeasible.

[Anonymous No.]

My apologies, it appears my source is a bit old. Sacculina indeed has males, except they don't seem to develop much beyond the larval stage, content with injecting themselves into a female and becoming a lump of sperm. I believe we can add straight shota to that mix.

>>3323022
As far as weird animal reproduction goes, my personal favorite is Cycliophora. I should have something rather long written on them, but I cannot seem to find it, so let me summarize them simply: Adult individuals vomit out their entire internal organs, including neutral system out of their mouths on a regular basis, larvae "hatch" by ripping their way out of their still-living mothers, males cluster around individuals about to "give birth" so they can fuck the newborn female. Those males are also essentially massive, swimming penises covered in armor.

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>>3323085
>swimming penises covered in armor
That sounds fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Japan prefers little girls -> Genderswapping fish.

This board is the best on the 4chons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3323114
Speaking of armored swimmers, this bunch is so awesome that even Wikipedia can't help but make them sound cool.

>The Acanthothoraci ("Spine Chests") were a group of chimaera-like placoderms who were closely related to the rhenanid placoderms. They were distinguished from chimaeras by the presence of large scales and plates, a pair of large spines that emanate from their chests (thus, the order's name), tooth-like beak plates, and the typical bone-enhanced placoderm eyeball.

This is the rhinoceros of the sea, fully armored in plate, with two spine-horns and most importantly eyeballs laced with bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3323238
Tentacled eyenocerous, you say? I should locate some porn of it.

[Voice of Reason No.]

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/09/04/japan.children/index.html#cnnSTCText

Makes sense- if its REALLY your countries biggest problem...

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Biology

[Anonymous No.]

Now that hormones, lazer hair removal, etc are so readily available, everyone should just become the little girls. Along with the fetal gender selection of course. Why half ass it?

[Anonymous No.]

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3324520
There should be two genders: Little girls with penises and little girls with vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3324536
I'm really hoping the future turns out like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3324551
There is that one doujin where they all have both.

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>>3324536
There are animals where males imitate female behavior and appearance so that other males do not attack them and they may copulate with the females in peace.

There are also animals where males imitate infantile behavior and appearance so that other males do not attack them and they may copulate with the females in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3324531
I never made it past Chapter 2.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>There are animals where males imitate female behavior and appearance so that other males do not attack them and they may copulate with the females in peace.

Sounds like ladymen in Thailand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3324629
>Japan prefers daughters to sons in response to falling birth rate -> armoured penis torpedoes -> ladymen of Thailand.

I love you /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3324912
How many shitty SICP shops do you fags have? /prog/ is a text board for christ's sake, why do you even have them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3324977
You must be new to 4chan. Don't worry, you sound like you'll get used to it in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325044
I want to see the original message that was sent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325077
seconded. newfag wants to hear the story behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325044
"I am a member of Galileo fan club, but I disapprove of my own club. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>3324977
/jprog/ - SICP/General

[Anonymous No.]

I have drawn Sussman as a magical girl wearing revealing clothes. I masturbate exclusively to this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325103
You can't just say something like that without posting an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325110
I cannot bear the thought of someone else dirtying my Sussman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325111
Would you rather let someone else draw what we see, or maintain creative control so that he remains the man you love?

[Anonymous No.]

If I read SICP does that mean I will be able to make Touhou games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325133
I'd rather have many different interpretations of his Sussman, so I could dirty each one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325140
Actually, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325140
No. Scheme is not an appropriate language for a touhou game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325044
I'm asking why a text board generated so many shops. You cannot post images on a text board; it makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325206
For use on /jp/, man.

Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325236
Of course I'm serious. Why would I not be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325238

1. The images cannot be posted on /prog/.
2. The images are posted here.
3. Images regarding memes are made to be posted.

Therefore, it is plain to see that the images were made for posting in the place where they are solely posted.

Here. In /jp/.


This obvious truth leads me to believe that your question cannot be serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325248
It's great that you're a logic master and all, but not everyone is as capable of reasoning as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325206
>I'm asking why a text board generated so many shops.

That's like asking why 2ch generates so many images of it's memes.

[Anonymous No.]

That'd help their population if they became a little more promiscuous.

[Anonymous No.]

basic problem is that salarymen would rather fuck a hooker and drink with his coworkers than fuck his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325192
It would teach her the basics. If she can handle scheme, she can learn to code shmups using a standard engine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325141
If he doesn't share his work, then there won't be any more interpretations. A fetish community has to form in order for other drawfags to be inspired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3325044
So what was actually sent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3328859
Beats me. Someone from /prog/ most likely sent it.

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>3328859
I don't remember if it was ever posted, but you can find this thread with Google. /prog/ threads don't fall off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3328859
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1202783375/1-

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[Anonymous No.]

>>3329769
Cool, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3329769
Am I the only one that thinks that this doesn't warrant the high sounding reply it got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3330957
He's a professor at MIT. Explaining the principles of science very clearly to talented but ignorant kids is something he has down to an art form. He's probably had to give more complex answers to less intelligible inquiries off the cuff to an audience of hundreds. I'll bet it seemed like a really brief and casual answer to him.