Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Cinema

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>>33214330

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>>33214337
>succuslut playing with her pussy

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Undead fashion is starting to get ridiculous.

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>>>33209808
There are a ton of other 'were' species like werebears and even jaguars. There could also be an owlbear although I don't know how that would work. Maybe just a more ferocious version of a normal grizzly, like an ocelomeh to a werecat

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How would you dress as an slut for monster girl?

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>>33213854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbK4AHEQc3U

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>>33214385
Normal clothes with dress shirt but leave a sliver of collar open to which monsters notice

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>>33214363
Don't need spectral claws to make her feel the slap
I've unintentionally saved picrelated 4 times

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>>33214385

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>>33214385

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It's so cold even Yetis are bundling up, stay warm out there

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Why not merries a cute horse of the sea of anon? Have some cute grandchildrens and what nots?

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>>33214450
Undead nobility wearing modern outfits to outline their thick thronesitters is my favorite meme.
man this is shaving it close

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>>33214413
>Anon walks down the street on a normal day
>Succs are blushing as they see him
>Hellhounds are drooling as he passes by
>Kiki is covering her kids' eyes as he walks past
>Anon's wondering what's the matter
>Looks down, sees he forgot to button up his polo
>Mamono police pulls him aside
>"Now sir, you know that exposing that amount of chest hair is against the law. I'll let you off with a warning this time, I suggest you button that up before I have to ticket you"

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Mofucores are basically fluffy onaholes
Prove me wong

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>>33214493
I'm going to dress like this, and drive straight to yeti country to complain about how cold I am.

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>>33214577
> respond don't be prude ma'am
> I like dressing like this
> If ya let me off the hook, well I'll make it worth your while, officer

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>>33214385
Order paladin armor

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I want a lvl 9001 succubus

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>>33214675
i wonder if the mamono police would required married before taking the job to cut down on people trying to cheat the law like that

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>>33214845
That and the fact that they would need to be married to compete with married criminals.

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I want to huff my wife's hairy crotch after she goes on a long run! I want to lick her salty taint until its all sticky and laden with my spit! I want to slam her stinky butthole until I unload my three tubes worth of goghurt in her fart box! Im gonna give her a cum enema!

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>>33214845
I imagine unmarried monster cops would get married pretty short into their service anyway.

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MGE would inevitably become a post-scarcity society, any technological development is fundamentally irrelevant because everyone would live in their utopia anyways (that is unless you're some anglo fuck with imperialist fantasies of "ruling the stars").

See pic related for the actual reason why MGE is shit.

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Would it be a good idea to say this to MGE's queen of hearts?

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>>33214871
>imagine trying to arrest me when you've never taken cock before
>ISHYGDDT

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>>33214934
>pic related
Who cares about a dead mega boomer

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>>33214927
>Take a job in the mamono police force because you're a dom with a criminal fetish
>Rape the first guy you catch doing a crime
>Now you're stuck being a cop and actually doing your job
I imagine this happens quite a lot

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>>33214943
Saying anything to the queen of hearts is a bad idea. Best just hope she doesn't notice you.

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>>33214934
Life without pain has no meaning

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>>33214943
What the hell happened between black souls 1 and 2. Why is Alice a great one now and how is Mary alive.

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>>33214934
Maybe you should go to /tg/ and help them fix the setting.

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>>33214493
>Lord Humungus
The og giga chad

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>>33214493
Link the image if it's off-topic

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>>33215007
fuck it, at the end of the day she's still a lilim, i'm running in cock fully exposed screaming witness me and nobody can stop me

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>>33214927
>Why does chief always act like she's got a stick up her ass?
>They say she's been on the force for 30 years
>So?
>... Unmarried
>Is that even possible?
>Don't mention it around her if you don't want to get all night ticketing duty
Remember to head into the station sometimes the girls in there need companionship too

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>>33215012
Oh boy, the rabbit hole goes deep if you dig around in both games. The Alice from 1 was never actually Alice but neither is the Alice you're dealing with in 2 either, she's simply a great one taking that form. It gets a lot more complicated than that though.

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>>33214979
On the other side:
>be a human
>do crime to find a hot unmarried cop to enact Your "mindbreak the cop with cock" fantasy
>all cops are already married
>go to the regular jail and sit there for 6 months till Your sentence is changed to be some CC succ boytoy

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>>33215102
Cop horse is best horse.

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>>33215121
>do crime to find hot unmarried cop
>cop who arrests you is a dude

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>>33215106
Are the protags the same then? Does RRH remember what happened in 1? So many questions its like im getting into bloodborne lore all over again.

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>>33215053
I bet any lilim who met her husband like that would be envied by all the others.
>Oh, you seduced a legendary hero while fighting with him? That's cool.
>When my husband found me he stripped himself naked and ran straight at me while erect.

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>>33215222
roll for unmarried cellmate.

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>>33215224
RRH is the same one from her own game and 1, Grim is the same too. I won't spoil anyone else because there's some that are a genuine surprise to find out.

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>>33214934
I call this "suffering cope."

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>>33215293
A random rpg maker porn game wins goty 2020 who woulda thunk. This is MGQ all over again.

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>>33215233
I would be the one madlad who would upon seeing my Lim wife, eat enough raging shrooms that it would make a hellhound look like a tiny Kobold, rip my clothes off and dash through the frontlines of her army to get to the center where she is.

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Is this a monster girl?

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>>33215335
It's probably the best monster girl game since MGQ in a weird kind of way, even if incredibly fucked up. It's way better than something full of free assets has any right to be, just goes to show it's all about how a developer uses their tools/brain.

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>>33215341
Then with my throbbing cock in hand, I would fuck her so hard that she wouldn't be able to walk right for a week

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>>33215346
short hair with no gender so tranny bait

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>>33215164

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>>33215387
I'm actually kind of hoping the dev doesn't make a third the story ended pretty nicely and I really don't wanna murder characters for the true end again.

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>>33214551
Breasts and ass are nice but real blue-blooded men love hips and thighs

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>>33215473
There's DLC with a bunch of extra girls, a game about the demon princesses from 1, a second redhood game and BS3 all in the works. EMMM's a dedicated autist
Honestly I don't want any more suffering either but morbid curiosity makes me want to push on. It probably means what Mary Sue pulled on red will be reversed if there's going to be that many games, she's the fan favorite by a large margin

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>>33215233
Not if the aforementioned husband was an extremely weak cringeworthy landwhale with a 1 inch long micropenis. or maybe she would, who knows how this meta bullshit works.

[Anonymous No.]

Need to get some laundry done but wish you had some help? Consider Greenworms! While many mamono make fun of Greenworms due to their slow movement and steady nature, those same traits make them perfect for helping fold clothes! Their meticulous and steady pace will ensure that every sheet, pants, shirt (if you don't like hangers), and even undergarment will be perfectly folded and ready to be stored! Their claw-like nubs are great at hooking to clothing in a non-destructive way, so don't be alarmed that she can't grab the clothes or may possibly break them. Also, during this time, it's a good chance to look at what clothes the two of you have and decide what to go looking for next time you go shopping. I love taking my Greenworm with me to the mall and picking out clothes together. It's always a good time getting a nice lunch with your Greenworm after shopping!

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What does you wife/wives look like?

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>>33215626
If all Lilim fell for that shit they'd all be married now. They usually wait to see a challenger who rises to their power so they can get a powerful husband and join their mother in an effort to fuck incubi sons into existence.
I imagine most "oooo I'll just wave my dick at her" people will get toyed with and mindbroken by stepping on them and then passed to some unlucky CC soldier in exchange for her service.
If You wanna Lilim - You better start training.

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>>33214577
>Ice queen decides to perform an experiment to take cold temps away and make Winterstown hot for a day
>Most inhabitants are pleasantly surprised at the change and that they get to wear their summer clothes for once
>Watching through a crystal ball the ice queen is getting bored and considering stopping the experiment early
>Until she sees that anon is sweating because of the heat and has his shirt slightly unbuttoned
>Tells her servants to vamoose because she's giving them a surprise day off and closes the door
>Zooms in on anons chest glistening from sweat and bites her lip as she slips a hand between her thighs and begins to fondle herself
Nobody in Wintertown knew why the ice queen suddenly decided that there would be a warm day every month or week but it's a refreshing change in routine

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>>33215654
>While many mamono make fun of Greenworms
Do they though? Feel like that's not in their character

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>>33214934
Schopenhauer was an utter cringelord that was laughed at by any and all philosophers of actual renown, his work is only fit as a masturbatory aid for the most reactionary elements of society.
he also envied Hegel immensely because his work, unlike his own, was actually taken seriously by the German intellectual community.
if you really enjoy feeling pain, just ask your wife to beat the shit out of you, its not rocket science.

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>>33215781
They know greenworms are supreme, that's why they have to put them down before people know the truth.

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>>33215654
Forgot to mention this but I have no clue how to draw in general but specifically heads and especially the hair proportionally, so that meme took way too long to make lol

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>Do you want to hear something funny?
>I unlocked your restraints hours ago. You never even tried them.
>You really are a perfect test subject.

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>>33215702
which is kinda inconsistent, do you really need a powerful husband when the sheer act of fucking is enough to increase your energy production almost indefinitely?
even the most mediocre of man should eventually reach parity with his wife if given enough time, so why even bother with heroes? just rape the local murderhobo or something, its a much more efficient method

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>>33215438
Anon, it's a rock.

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>>33215952
The hard part isn't seducing the lilim, it's getting past all the other monsters first.

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>>33215654
Greenworm doesn't get the love and respect she deserves.

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>>33215654
do greenworms have bones? if i hug her hard enough will she go squish?
how soft are greenworm craniums?

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>>33215689
https://files.catbox.moe/x5otvk.png

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>>33215346
AAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOVE PHOS!

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>>33215993
That's a lot of wives

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>>33215993
TOO MANY

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>>33215991
Of course they have bones, they're just more flexible than human bones. Think like shark skeletons, but I don't know if it's cartilage or not. I'm not into guro so someone else might know better.

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Please anon ignore those hideous monsters and get yourself a nice paladin girl

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>>33215689

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>>33216096
No, Just No

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>>33216003
>>33216043
Nonsense! My heart is set and a mixture of mamono mana, incubus transformation and potions would save my body. I just wish I was as rich as my Wight wife so that commissions were a bit easier

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>>33216096
Sweet, soon to be Dark Valkyrie/ Demon wife

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>>33216096
>please be my gf
>fuck off
Guess it's monsters for me.

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>>33216043
>>33216003
This guy is the reason why even in MGE I would be a lonely virgin in my 20s.
Something needs to be done about those wifehoggers.

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>>33215742
>Yetis start complaining it's too hot
>Ice Queen compromises by making it a frozen wasteland everywhere except a 5 foot radius around anon

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>>33215808
How is he wrong? Some of the greatest minds we know to have existed have been ridiculed or outright rejected by the "great" minds of their time, Spinoza, Nietzche hell even Kierkegaard to an extent.

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>>33216285
it's a very inefficient use of wife! those guys are a drain on society!

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>>33216336
So now we're just accepting what anybody spouts on the basis that great minds are ridiculed at the time?
To the matango pits with you.
And if you want suffering so much, then get a violent wife like a redcap who can mix your romance with sudden violence.

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>>33216299
>Ice Queen compromises by making it a frozen wasteland everywhere except a 5 foot radius around anon
Survive winter's cold and piss off Yetis and White Horns alike with this one simple trick

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>>33216285
>>33216339
You guys are aware that the MGE world is much, much bigger than earth's right? And that these dudes would be doing you a favor by being manwhores for as many mamono as they can handle so that (you) can be monogamous in peace?

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>>33216285
Anon please, my wives would be more than happy to help me play match maker for anons, mostly my demon wife. She loves getting couples together.

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>>33216299
Everyones going to realize why the ice queen started warm days and she's going to remain none the wiser

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what laws would there in the world if monster girls existed. What would the punishments be for not paying your taxes for example

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>>33216416
You realize once everyone gets monsterized situation will balance itself out cause F/M ratio would be close to 50:50 again and this means everyone would just pair up for life when 13 and haremfags would hog all the waifus?

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>>33216473
Well if the ratio is down then that just means the haremfag got all those girls in a legit manner instead of the absolute firesale it'd be when the ratio is up. Which means they're still not at fault for shit. And also, I wasn't talking about after the initial pairing up for monstergirls/humans.

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>>33216473
Just marry a devilbug and fix the problem yourself if you are going to lose sleep over this.

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>>33216473
just find a khepri pit

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Dragons

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>>33216473
My headcanon says the f/m ratio is going to be 5/1 to account for harems. Checkmate loser

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>>33216473
You can simply assume that the problem with MGs only giving birth to other MGs doesn't get fixed yet or that making a male is much harder/rarer.
Worst case scenario, you have to wait a few years until the harems produce a huge excess of monster girls and then you can cherry pick your ideal waifu

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>>33216540
need to be MERE'd

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>>33216540
Heterochromia can be nice but the colour scheme they chose for her doesn't quite work

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What heirloom would you pass down to your descendants from your marriage?
Personally, it'd be great, enchanted picture album that never runs out of empty pages to slide new pictures of cute zombie wives before they wight!

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Sorry for causing a commotion Anons. I've just been wondering how are harems sustainable on a society level and on a personal level.
Society is undecided since we lack data on whether the men will be in high demand or not, but on a personal level I think harems wouldn't get much bigger than 10 wives. Unless You do weird shit with pocket realms then a day has 24 hours and this would leave like 2.5 hour per wife. That's not that much for a mamono.

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>>33216653
5 max unless every single one of them is a bicorn

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>>33216653
I'd say most would be 3-4, 10 seems like way too much. 10 only seems sustainable if you're kidnapped by a black harpy or have a family of large mice or something.

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>>33215591
Damn this is gonna turn into another SEQUEL thing isn't it. Also Deep sea knight makes me want to die.

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>>33216653
It depends on the monsters desu. Mouse harem? Go wild, most of the harem is your own daughters anyway, same with khepri for example, or slimes, devil bugs etc. A harem of 10 ultra rare species like pharaoh, vampire etc? Overdoing it. It's still your fantasy but a bit of a stretch.

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>>33215689
They're 5 girls from taimanin turned into kunoichi.

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>>33216690
Probably, BS and SEQUEL are the two best story telling H rpgs right now. There's ways to cheese deep sea knight but at least his theme is fun, I really wasn't expecting that dubstep.

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>>33216685
I think 3-6 would be the most popular setup, counting out weird shenanigans with magic and pocket realms that would allow You to pleasure a wife sufficiently in one real-time second.
This whole problem is why I think that the society would be close to 50:50, but with a sufficiently greater number of females provided by monsters that can be created without a parent like automatons, siths, slimes, zombies (in a way) etc to account for harems.
I think it's also what Demon Lord would want since her primary goal is to make everyone find love and be happy.
Also it's nice to think about the world where most people just marry their childhood friends when they are both in middle school and happily go through the rest of their lives together.

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>>33216653
It's all fine anon, it's the best place to ask after all!
>>33216672
Fallen Maidens had nine, it's a pretty good look at harem life.

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>>33216653
you can cut a few corners by being creative with undead and chimeras, but then theres some like khepris and kamakaitachi which are natural harems

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>>33214551
>Vampire with dump truck ass contemplating how her dhampir daughter turned out so different to her in personality
>Husband gets drained when he points out their daughter inherited her other 'assets'

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>>33216878
>I'm going to bite you now
>I'm going to bite you now and I don't know when I will stop

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Also people are making it sound like their are more monsters than men. KC has said the skewing is that their are actually more men currently than monsters.
>図鑑世界まめちしき：図鑑世界で生まれる人間の男女比は男性の方が多いらしいぞ！魔物娘じゃない昔の魔物との戦いや人間同士での戦で命を落とすのは、やっぱり女性より男性の方が多かったためか、自然とそうなっていったらしいです。生物のちからってすごい！
>A tidbit of knowledge about the encyclopedia world: As for the sex ratio of humans born in the encyclopedia world, it seems there are more men! Of course, when fighting wars with the monsters of old who were not monster girls, or fighting against fellow humans, more men lost their lives than women, and perhaps for that reason, it seems the birth rate has naturally adjusted in that manner. The power of living things is incredible!
>図鑑世界まめちしき：そして、魔物が魔物娘になったり、海難事故を起こしていたポセイドンがストライキしたりして男性の死亡数が減った今でも出生比率はそのままなので、人間の間ではすごい男余りなのだ。そしてあぶれた男をゲットできるので魔物娘は大喜びなのだ。やったぜ！
>A tidbit of knowledge about the encyclopedia world: And even now that the number of men dying has decreased since monsters became monster girls and Poseidon, who used to cause shipwrecks, went on strike, the birth ratio is still the same, so there's an incredible surplus of men among humans. And the monster girls are overjoyed that they're able to get those left out men. Whoopee!

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>>33216642
>The bullynomicon
>Holds the embarrassing photos of hundreds of wights during their time as a zombie
>Forgetting to put pants on before following husband outside
>Washing their hair in the shower by dunking their head into the water below
>Cutting off a finger while cooking
>Trying to wake husband up with a blowjob but getting tangled up in the blanket
>Surprising husband by finding her wight dress early and wearing it along with the heels only to be unable to walk in them and forced to crawl to husband for help

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>>33216878
Mentioning their fat, perfectly shaped rumps in anything less than a worshipful tone is a ticket to marital rape.
The fact that she'll favor reverse cowgirl during this rape is irrelevant.

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>>33215702
Source: your ass

>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
>The kind of man that becomes a prisoner of pleasure, gets highly aroused as soon as he is tempted, and eagerly anticipates being raped makes them feel that he is “cute.” The kind of man who, ruled by desire, directs his lust towards them and attacks like a beast is regarded as “wonderful” by them. To them, when a man directs his lust at them in the same way that they direct their lust at him, that is proof that they're desired by the man. Lusting for one another and seeking one another is proof of love to them. Even supposing a man is a pervert with peculiar sexual propensities, in general, no matter how perverse the act, they'd be thrilled and overjoyed to have carnal desire directed at them. The depravity of it would only serve to accelerate the joy of pleasure.
MGE WG1: View of Humans

>It is precisely the partner that a monster has chosen for herself that will become the most superior of all males and the most delicious treat to her. For monsters, basically, a spouse is a being used to empower each other through sex. Ergo, it is not viewed as an absolute necessity that he be “a superior male in his present condition”. They mostly decide the male who will be their spouse based on other values and criteria. Also, since monsters are beings for whom emotions such as love and fondness are directly tied to sexual desire, ultimately, the man they feel love or fondness towards will seem the most delicious to them.
>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male. This tendency is even true of the highest rank monsters who seek superior males. Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.
MGE WG3: Topic - Heroes as "Human Males" (p71)

Lilims themselves are not even specifically noted to require "powerful men" none of that is in their profile.

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>>33216096
Ignore those paladin thots and get yourself a nice mamono knight

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>>33217076
>it grows bigger and bigger as each husband of a newly turned wight adds to it

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>>33217131
Why not both? Help the misguided paladin-chan discover her true calling and now there are two more happy people in the world.

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>>33217166
Druella's hands typed this post.
But I approve.

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I have a mighty need for lilim thighs

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There are lucky men, and then there's this dude.

https://exhentai.org/g/1834621/238a6cd921/

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>>33217111
>marital rape
Doesn't exist

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>>33217304
To them "rape" is not as we understand it, but rather aggressive, passionate lovemaking.

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>>33217225
Druella is a fattie! Big fat meaty thighs! Maybe Druella needs to hit the gym for once! She should maybe stop eating so much junk food to cope with being ugly! Druella hate!

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>>33217324
>Ma'am, how did you get into my room, and why is your tail shaped like that, that bend doesn't seem natural or healthy

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>>33217324
Yeah I know I was being facetious

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>>33217203
I actually really hate corruption and I had something more consensual in mind, like slowly deprogramming her brainwashing by convincing her to go together into monster-ruled cities incognito and point out how great life there is.
Once you break free from the brainwashing, there is only one logical choice left.

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>>33217324
>blonde_hair bra cleavage demon elbow_gloves horns long_hair panties purple_eyes succubus tail thighhighs underwear wings.jpg
How am I supposed to remember a name that long?

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>>33217346
>Maybe Druella needs to hit the gym for once!
I approve of monster gyms.

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>>33217372
I think it's just the tags for whatever booru it was downloaded from.

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>>33217346
I LOVE THAT

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>>33217346
Don't try to deny it. You know you want those luscious thighs wrapped around your head. You know you want your face to become her throne.

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>>33216540
>tfw no dragon waifu

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>>33217063
There are only more men with respect to human women.
>sex ratio of humans born in the encyclopedia world, it seems there are more men
>sex ratio of humans... more men
>there's an incredible surplus of men among humans.
Otherwise the second point you brought up would make no sense:
>And the monster girls are overjoyed that they're able to get those left out men. Whoopee!

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Gonna say weight jokes to thick cheshires

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Is this comic where we get the drawing of mosquito girls hovering around an anon from, or is the drawing inspired by the comic?
https://imgur.com/gallery/DSY4evi

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>>33217700
yup thats me

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Isekai is dumb
just give me an open world transport system
expore MGE by day, sleep in bed at night

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>>33217700
>Quote from man sat on

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>>33217764
I'm 90% sure theres a trashy isekai about that exact premise.

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>>33217727
Not sure but pretty interesting to look at. The random guy literally looks like tyler1 so I can't help myself from laughing while looking at the gallery

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>>33217780
there is
dudes closet linked to dungeon or something

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>>33217764
>>33217780
There is, guy has a whole fantasy world and an elf waifu that he explores while he sleeps and lives a normal salaryman life while awake (eventually his elf waifu comes to the real world)

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>>33217780
isekai has to bend over backwards to get a unique gimmick at this point
if you've thought about it, its probably been done

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>When a man asks you to rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

RPGs are fun until a unwinnable boss fight happens

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>>33217346
Don't give her any ideas, she's easier to run from with those big meaty thighs. If she hit the gym she'd be quite the intimidating lim.

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>>33217950
what if she splits into two loli druellae

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>>33217844
Isekai but when the mc dies he's really dead and the show just ends there

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>>33217882
>Fighting a lilim
You're not meant to win, she's a gimmick boss.
You have to prove your worth to her outside of a straight fight.

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>Telling your hellhound wife that it's your goal in life to make more hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

Crocodile monster when

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>>33217855
>When a man says he doesn't like you that much but he'll take what he can get.

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>>33217114
>be Thad, a 6'7 Adonis of a male
>250 pounds of rippling muscle
>bronze skin
>hair flows like beams of sun
>trained by a (married) salamander throughout childhood in combat, exercise, and to not violently eject spaghetti when coming into contact with mamono mana
>possibly descended from a hero, but your mum won't say
>in fact you don't see her much at all cause she constantly goes on """vacation""" with dad

>you come of age, time to get a wife i guess
>head to the capital of the country
>monsters and bandits alike give you a wide berth during your travels, the immense pressure of your aura cowing any potential conflicts
>the guards don't even ask about your business as you arrive, they just stare as you walk through the gate
>countless species of monsters walk the streets, many hand in hand with men
>this is it baby
>see a holstaur with nice tits
>ask her out for a drink
>she stammers something about a boyfriend and runs off
>what the fuck?
>they said monsters were easy
>oh well, lots of theoretical fish in the proverbial sea
>lamia declares she has her heart set on someone
>harpy flies away
>dragon walks past you like you don't even exist
>the cow moos because it's a normal cow
>ask a guard what's going on
>guy tries not to cower as you cast a huge shadow over him
>apparently the city is well integrated with monsters, meaning most of them pick out their mates early
>most of the few single girls might not suit your tastes, or aren't willing to approach you
>recommends you travel to a more distant, wilder region, hell, maybe even a demon realm
>lord knows with your physique and power you have your veritable pick of the litter
>guess this city is a dead end
>consult your map
>almost the entire continent is developed
>no wonder they don't need heroes anymore
>several demon realms dot the continent
>it's your best chance of finding a high class girl without having to cross fucking water
>it's a couple months of travel by horseback
>fortunately, you don't need a horse
>crouch down, focus on your destination, become in tune with your place in the cosmos
>bring power to your legs and rocket into the sky and out of the city
>poor guard has to explain how the gigantic crater appeared in the capital square

>go to the nearest demon realm with single lilim
>bust into her floating castle, dozens of her retainers fruitlessly try to stop you
>none of them can stand up to F I S T
>throw open the grand doors of the throne room, revealing the lilim herself, looking into a conjured ball of crystal
>walk forward, each step dragging her poor retainers behind you
>challenge the lilim to a match, wagering your chastity
>surely she can smell the strength of your lineage from across the globe
>she gives you a sad smile and shakes her head
>she's waiting on her mother's daughter's brother in law's son to come of age
>brings the crystal ball before your eyes
>it's a fucking zygote still in the fallopian tube
>says she can introduce you to her sister instead
>says she'll be born in a few years, you'll be her type
>mfw

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>>33217997
its just a lizardgirl variant

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>>33217987
Personally, I want to make more Jinkos.

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>>33217844
I liked that one that was like a school for students that had been isekai'd
until that locked door situation

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>>33218012
That's also a noble goal

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>>33217844
How the fuck did we manage to take Isekai, a fresh new genre with an unlimited amount of possibilities only limited by the authors imagination and run it so deep into the ground a wurm couldn't dig it out.

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>>33218005
That's like saying a hellhound is a kobold variant

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>>33217882
I don't believe in no-win situations

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>>33218018
becuase in terms of writing, the cliche's of isekai are simply more valuable then simple shonen/shojo stuff

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>>33218025
i mean whats the difference really, instead of fighting with swords they wrestle and they hang out in water a lot

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>>33217997
Go down to the bayous

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>>33218030
You best start believing in no-win situations. You're in one.

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>>33218003
>>trained by a (married) salamander throughout childhood
And she wouldn't try to keep him around as her future son-in-law?
>>33218005
>>33218025
Hellhound and Kobold are still taxonomically closer since they're both canines, meanwhile crocodiles are distinct from lizards.

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>>33218018
>>33218037
1.It's super easy to write as a base
2.Self insert bland VN faceless dude doesnt really have to be fleshed out
3.DRAGONS AND UNICORNS WEEEE
Its pretty much getting to write fanfiction of your own OCs if that makes any sense

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>>33218064
Well that's KC's job.

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>>33218003
Just hire a maid you dense fuck there's always incoming immigrant kikis that need a home to clean

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>>33218003
I think the solution is quite obvious anon

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>>33217764
It's about having to give up something to have something nice, I think.

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Alright, fuck it, when Kiki asks me what I want for dinner tonight, I'm going to tell her 'Your moist panties'. Wish me luck bros.

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>>33217964
I want to watch them argue about which one gets to sit on the other's shoulders when they try to sneak into a movie theater to spy on Anon!

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>>33218030
That is the most cheesy anime response to getting beaten by the villain

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still seething over Pastebin's bullshit. Where are other people posting their stories?

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>>33218073
I'll show that smug lim what it's like to lose
>>33218134
It's actually from star trek

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>>33218122
>Sitting on shoulders
For a second I thought you meant on anon's shoulders lol
>Anon goes to the movies to watch a new movie he's been looking forward to
>Theater staff says he won a special prize, gets to be in the theater all by himself
>Sits down, show starts
>Screen just shows gravure Druella pics
>loli Druellas sit on each shoulder, one with an angel outfit on and another with a devil outfit on
>whispering in his ear whether or not it would be alright to jack off here or go find her

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>>33218064
For starters, crocodiles can keep growing their whole life so they can start as flat chested lolis and end as 8' thick milfs

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>>33218136
Beast, magusanon and some others use A03
some might have gone TFT but I woulnd't know

[Anonymous No.]

the fox has claimed your shirt

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>Monster Girl Encyclopedia v01-02 (2016-2017) (Digital) (AnimeIsMyWAifu) (CBZ Version)
https://mega.nz/file/MQ9mQLYB#60Z1z1PkHolMp7xkQp0OIlbcw68McdB5khVkdyWiKOw
https://mega.nz/file/kU1E1TiA#4fHTRu_3nEayU50_HzMSQOOsstAoZybkNFjfEm7e2xQ

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>>33218236
>CBZ Version)
?

[Anonymous No.]

We know what we find attractive about monster girls but what do they like about human men?

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>>33218264
They're amazing when they get violated.

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>>33218264
You mean like body parts? Personality? Or what >>33218286 said about just enjoying the sounds/etc we make during sex/

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>>33218301
Yes to all of that. What makes humans attractive if not irresistible to monster girls?

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>>33218257
Cbz/cbr is a renamed zip/rar file for use with comicbook/manga reader programs.

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>>33218319
A lot of variance there. Better question is what monsters like what men.

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>>33218334
That makes sense, thanks anon.

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>>33218167
I wonder why she invited me to go drink with her when she knows I don't drink

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>>33218319
Besides the fact that there are no male monsters and human men are their natural male counterparts that are required for reproduction, all monsters are also part succubus and feed off of sex. But a big part of KCs setting and how mana works is that monsters mainly can only feed off of sex with a partner they love.
>That is to say, more passionate sex with one's partner, filled with love and pleasure, is required. Due to the nature of monsters, I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount. In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.

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>>33214337
Her succubutt is visible! How improper

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>>33218235
That much mofu should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's discuss some blasphemy.

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>>33218445
the only change for me is the nightmare goes from no to maybe.

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>>33218445
White Horn in both variants is still top tier, both Nightmares are cute too.

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>>33217727
That was very cute, thanks anon.

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>>33218445
The only blasphemy is that their boobs aren't big enough

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>>33218236

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>>33218445
Bottom is the only way I can into 'taurs.

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>>33218492
Good to have a proper scan of the new red oni.

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>>33218445
It's great for cramped spaces. There's also the fact that most places are probably built with the humanoid form in mind.

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>>33218492
I wonder when the 3rd book will come out

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>>33218589
at this rate a few more years, given each book had 100 monsters in it

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>>33218589
There are only 20 of the required 100 entries out for a new book.

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>>33218492
Do Onis hunt tigers for their pelts or do they just shave Jinkos that lose to them in drinking contests?

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>>33218445
I would be okay with this if they didn’t have human knees. I feel like they need Satyr-like legs if they’re going bipedal.

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>>33218582
Useful for giving them a ride in a normal car, too.

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>>33218655
weird tail. and she wore the wrong glove today

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tfw no ryona lamia gf

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>>33218655
that womb tattoo and navel are begging for a sloppy kiss

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>>33218696
I prefer them breaking me via mental submission but that's nice too.

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>>33215654
where do I even find a greenworm? how do I convince it to come home with me?

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>>33218696
>when you're cuddling with your lamia gf during a cold night and her standup comedy routine that she's practicing makes you tear up with laughter and spurt chocolate milk out of your nose
comfy picture

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>>33218862
>Habitat:Plains, forest
Probably would be pretty common in green demon realm forests and be interested in sex or bring food.

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>>33218862
>where do I even find a greenworm?
Parks, fields, and forests during spring.
>how do I convince it to come home with me?
Bring her a cabbage and tell her you have more veggies and fruits at home.

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>>33218862
You could probably do the carrot on a stick thing to get her moving

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>>33218952
does she turn into a butterfly?

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>>33218181
Yananon uses AO3

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>>33218972
ahhh yes the classic carrot on a dick techinque I should have guessed

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>>33219035
Don't got a stick, would carrot mush over the dick work?

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>>33219040
no

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>tfw you will never be sold as a slave boy to the Temple of Hathor
>you will never help the priestesses with their "holy duties" every day

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>>33219040
They actually are one of the few mamono to care less about sex until "they've acquired enough food" which means literally fucking whatever your headcanon wants it to be. Just holding the carrot out in your hand would be as effective as it being on your penis, actually more effective if you count a lower chance of your penis being bitten

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>>33219167
>I miss eating food
>I miss drinking water or anything else
But hey their milk is delicious.

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>kunoichi lilim
You will not see the mind break coming. You will go to sleep and wake up unable to move and unable to think of anything but her.

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>>33219287
why would I be unable to move?

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>>33219305
broken pelvis and feeling like ya ran a mile

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>>33219305
paralytic poisons are fairly popular

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>>33219032
>Yan is still writing
Nice. Haven't heard anything from him in a while.

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>>33219194
Surely they'd feed you lots of virility boosting foods as well.

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Why is she so perfect bros?

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>>33218167
>>33218363
maybe she just wanted to see you

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>>33219382
Impossible

[Anonymous No.]

I cumed so much into my sahu step-daughter's butthole that when we go to the lake, she leaves trail of white cloudiness across the water while swimming across the water

[Anonymous No.]

My upstairs neighbors are making too much noise but I'm too scared to go up there and get jumped. Any tips?

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>>33219448
Anon I swear to fucking god if your semen is in the tap water

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>>33219382
I guess everyone needs a designated driver they can talk to. Must have been a rough day to be that happy to see her ride home so she can't start drinking without worrying though.

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>>33219382
Somehow the serious, pensive succ is more threatening than the frantic lust addled ones.

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>>33219449
Be a man, go up to them and say Ya making a ruckus, now keep it ya gitz

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>Hebi wife called and said in a dead tone that she found the hentai folder on my laptop and we need to "have a talk"
>Haven't even opened the thing in months now but i kept it hidden for nostalgia purposes
>All sorts of shit in there, from Hellhounds to Manticores, even other types of Lamia
Am i about to be murdered? Considering hiding out somewhere until it blows over, or make a surprise visit to my family, haven't seen them in a while
Might be a good idea to turn off the phone too, i can always pretend battery ran out, that would give me a few hours of safety

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>>33219559
you gotta pay the piper, prolonging only makes it worse

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>>33219559
Be a man and tie yourself and await thy punishment, foolish boy

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>>33219287
>a band of paladins finally makes it to the lair of the ninja lim
>leader mocks her with a long speech while she stands there impassively
>they charge her, she disappears
>appears behind them
>paladins scream as they cum themselves unconscious
>the legends of the "one finger's brush and your knees are mush" lilim grow bigger by the day

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>>33219559
spank her for invading your territory

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>>33219475
I did but they just looked confused so I spaghettied it and now they're doing it in my place because I said the banging on the upstairs floor was what I was mad about. Please Mr Chad I need help

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>>33219449
>Anon goes upstairs and asks them politely to keep it down they say come in and have some fun we have heavy metal and beer
>Anon is dragged inside the apartment and isn't seen for 3 days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4

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>>33219661
I've heard of torpedo tits, but not torpedo ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219660
Well, Drop your pants and wave it like ya just don't care ya git

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219661
I want to get cratered through several floors of a building by an eager ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219660
Go back upstairs and take their space.

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>>33218181
does anyone know a way to contact magusanon? I've missed three chapters thaks to pastebin's bullshit

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>>33219752
That's actually pretty smart I swiped their keys and made myself at home up there until they're done doing whatever it is they're doing. I don't know what I'm going to do when they get back but I'll cross that bridge when I get there I suppose

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>>33219757
can't you just message him on ao3?

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>>33219757
Just go to the Ao3

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219775
>>33219778
I don't see any option for messaging on Ao3

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219775
>>33219778
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have any good story suggestions aside from Magus Anon? I've been craving some good monstergirl stories to read, but they're hard to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219810
What do you see as good? Like long form, romance, etc

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>>33219810
you should also say who you've already read

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>>33219821
I feel like adventure and romance is a must in a monstergirl story. I also prefer my stories long, I can rip through several hundred thousand words pretty quickly.

>>33219828
Mainly just Magus Anon, recently. I read a lot of shorter stories years ago so I'm sure there's a good amount of new ones now.

[Anonymous No.]

how would the demon army boot camp be like?

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>>33219843
This one from Seafoam is one of my favorites. It's not an adventure per se, but it has some twists and turns. Good length, too.
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human

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>>33219843
penywise, harblador, peterdnzl, gauf, averageanon just off the top of my favourites list

a little niche but anon in wonderland cyoa might be up your alley
https://fiction.live/monstergirl/Anon-in-Wonderland/-JCK1IV8DoRhV2Um8tjn

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsters get the wrong idea about father's day
>Rape skyrockets since monsters are convinced that it's a day meant to make men into fathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219871
Coincidentally mother's day is the same.

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>>33215007
She's not so bad, we play Bridge on Twendsdays!

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>>33219862
>>33219866
Sweet, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219876
I'm gonna take full advantage of mother's day, by taking full advantage of a sheepgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219871
>Day before father's day
>Every mall in the mamono world is ransacked
>It's a majority of the world's couples' anniversaries tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best idea for a home porno with your monsterous loved ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219951
that's kinda cute

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>>33219448
Tell your step-daughter to absorb all the spirit-energy you've produced

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>>33218445
Honestly, KC should have gone with this instead. He already makes half his gals cosplay-tier and cuts on most hardcore monster parts as it is. Le two holes are a disaster and the horse body itself deters orders of magnitude more people than it attracts. The hooves and furry legs in the bottom case would somewhat sweeten it for the few degenerates that are literally into fucking horses, while making them passable for everyone else.
Same with Sith's.

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>>33220061
but why, whats the point in doing that, just have sex instead of watching yourselves have sex

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>>33219559
Sure, if you're planning to be raped in your parent's house. Your best course of action is just to hydrate yourself, get some flowers and happily greet your wife in bed. Maybe that'd make her heart flutter and you'll only need to endure 6-hours of soul-burning instead of 12

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>>33220166
She just loves rigorous activities after sexual experiences. I tired to tell her to sit still and let my cum do its work instead her but she insists on going swimming.

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>>33218445
I mostly like them as taurs but I really dig bicorn on two legs even if I already like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220188
it's lewder when it's recorded

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>>33220188
You can have little manticores tell you what an inspiration you are and then you give them your autograph

[Anonymous No.]

Is there something wrong with tomboy monsters?

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>>33220257
Yeah, they're not mine.

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>>33220257
nope, it's the best

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>>33219559
Ok, hear me out here. What if you tried to convince her that it was her hentai stash. Like feign ignorance and tell her that she downloaded it. It might work, you never know.

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>>33220188
I have an exhibitionism fetish. Plus if some lonely guy out there could be inspired by the video to go find his own monster wife that's a win The "nice cock" comments from random monster girls who've seen the video would be an ego boost too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220282
Shiros are far too loyal to their husbands to even consider any form of porn that isn't him and her.
Honesty is probably the best policy, just tell her the truth, delete it, and throw yourself at her mercy.

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>>33220257
I want a tomboy MG you really wouldn’t see, like a tomboy Greenworm.

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>>33220187
You know, you can always headcanon it so that they're able to switch between the forms at will. Like the humanlike form for copulating purposes, while the centaur form is used for traveling

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220306
I wanna see tomboy Holstaur or tomboy Unicorn.

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>>33220210
Then you should've plugged the hole in with something until it's all absorbed

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>>33220302
Maybe you can convince her it isn't porn but "educational material", such that she can see what's going on in the stash and replicate it on (You). It probably isn't the right choice but definitely the more fun choice to keep her on the phone for a few hours trying to shitpost your way out of this mess.

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>>33220315
It's silly. Mermaids and alike get a pass because their myths back them up on that, but everyone morphing their bodies like haircuts is a yikes.

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>>33220319
>Tomboy Unicorn
>she leads a gang of Angel's and Cupid’s
>they push morals and purity on the school making it one of the better schools to go to in the city

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>>33220379
I'm going to blow the condom up into a little balloon and poke her in the face with it while laughing at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220392
>Condoms? We don't need no stinking condoms!

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Encyclopedia is reclining

https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1361519859805339648
https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1361520411549323267

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220465
Imagine the size of her hitbox. Very cute stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>Got a job here to help pay rent
>Didn't realize the uniform was unisex and mandatory
>I've been mistaken for someone from a kinky matchmaking service 3 times already on my first night
>Next customer is the succ who lives next door
how do I save my dignity

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220490
by being a man and fucking your boss

[Anonymous No.]

would you help a monster claim you if she's a little dumb and cant do it right? or bully her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220519
bunyips can need some assistance

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>>33220392
You're all talk anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220519
yup, I would be the tard wrangler

[Anonymous No.]

>>33218445
But what about a Centaur Satyros?

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>>33220519
>"I'm here to rape you anon! Better get ready because there's no stopping this succuslut!"
>Look her in the eyes
>"It's not rape if I want it to happen"
>The spaghetti starts flowing
>Bully her some more
>"Guess you can't ever get married if you can't rape me huh? Looks like you'll be alone forever all because the guy you like wanted it!"
I'd probably only last until she started crying but it would be pretty hilarious nonetheless, definetly a story for the kids

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>>33220392
the game was rigged from the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220490
What happens if I order their Super Deluxe Meat Lover's special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220502
Can every workplace struggle be solved by fucking your boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220559
yup, if they ain't married

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220519
>tfw no busty kunoichi who is completely incompetent
>her attempted assassinations will never leave her in compromising positions where she's vulnerable to sexual bullying

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>>33220554
I don't know but the boss starts touching herself and weird noises can be heard from the basement as soon as anyone brings it up so I would be a little wary

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220553
>every monster when they find condoms on you or in your room

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220579
It's probably fine. I'll order two, since I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

What's this expression trying to convey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220614
she found her next mofu victim

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>>33220490
>not the Saucy Succubus
You had one job, artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220614
>I'm a completely worthless pick but you're going to put me in your teamcomp anyway because someone's going to lose to the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220465
I wish this was real

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220519
Of course, I could never bully such a poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220519
Clusmy ninjas get the shibari

[Anonymous No.]

You will be graped.

Casually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220736
hurry it up lady, I ain't got all day

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, sit down and read a good book with your waifu(s).
Goddamn Jim Butcher, you HAD to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220774
Hell yeah he did. The flags were exploding outwards in all directions for a while now

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl gives the best finger nibbles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220736
I'd like to see you try and grape me out here a significant distance away from any desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220796
The books were well worth the wait and yeah, those flags were set and up in the previous one of the two.
Its going to be interesting going forward into....I think there are three remain books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220806
underrated choice but bun imo

[Anonymous No.]

*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would be the most dangerous to teach to about sex when they're a little kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220842
blocks her pussy with my cock and keep on walking

[Anonymous No.]

Jubjubs explained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220861
The have giant letters in their skull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220861
or mg coomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220861
They have giant letters in their skull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220846
The ones you could hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

Do jubs actually speak or do they just make sex noises? If they do speak do they actually hold a conversation or just say harder please or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220842
Mam, I need to get into my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220861
>tfw find Jubjubs cute and just want to cuddle and pet one
>tfw as soon as you get close she's going to start leaking like a faucet and rubbing herself on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220905
>monster girls than act less like people and more like animals that are just vaguely humanoid and want to fuck
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220614
this is how you feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220662
At least you can pretend though Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220614
Boya!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220920
it's all fun and games giving the jub a hug until she starts trying to pull down your pants while covering your chest with hot moist breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220945
Ehhhhhhh!?
Easy modo!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220905
I like to think of them behaving as the velociraptors from jurassic park 1 but with more sex craze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221005
Another ancient evil is on the loose! Seal her away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221005
Human men are easy, and it's monsters' job to make them hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221022
>Large JubJub sneaks onto a zoo
>This happens
https://youtu.be/qz5JmgLQEzs

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anon, point to the spot on this doll where Ms. Hakutaku touched you during recess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221114
>Zoo volunteer anon being grabbed by her big talons, full time zookeepers trying to stop him from getting dragged in
>Jub is squealing with delight at the thought of getting anon in the cage with her for along time
>She's just breathing heavily while somehow managing to mutter "Pants... offfff...."
>Eventually starts getting angry
>"Pants... OFF.... PANTS... OFF... PANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFF"
>Zookeepers eventually make the executive decision that maybe 1 lawsuit is fine and just decide to let anon go and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

Strongstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221338
Are for rolling down like a ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220861
im tired of monster girls harassing us and treating us like walking sex toys
we have personalities hobbies and ambitions

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221378
Well I exist for their pleasure and cumpump, so get with the time boi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221378
Fast-track to being bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221378
nah i like being blasted out of my mind on venom

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221378
cause we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220588
>Humpty force-feeds you so much of their slime that the condom broke with the sheer volume of semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220811
>teleports behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221459
>Walks into the swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220736
Grapers get the gag ball.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a rental momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221590
Don't be fooled anon, it may say "rental" but they use that as a ruse in order to gain access to your home, before setting up shop permanently

[Anonymous No.]

do ya like ya wife in her trad species clothing or do ya opt for a more modern look?

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire gf cannot stop having philosophical debates with STOP signs.
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221654
My wife often wears the clothes of her profession as a priestess. But she does wear lots of sexy modern clothes for roleplay purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

It's too cold, time to give in and invite a snow harpy to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221667
Same reason she keeps claiming the news reporter is accusing her of warcrimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Wan wan rape awoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221619
Don't be ridiculous, anon.
>call up momster rental service
>one night rental turns into three days
>she's brought over all of her best kitchen utensils and appliances so she can make all of your favorite meals
>she's made lots of comfy blankets to cuddle up and relax under
>she's put up "family photos" of you and her all around the house
>she even made a copy of your house key when you weren't looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221708
Lamia mommy and onee-core

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221708
That sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221687
Sallies make for better bedwarmers, though.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I deal with vampires challenging me to duels to the death at 3 in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221724
Oh sure, it sounds nice now, but just wait until she's tucking you into bed (with her) and kissing you good night. Still think everything is fine when her warm, soft body is pressing up against you while you sleep, making you feel safe and happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221767
When's the back massage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221765
Tell her to wait about three more hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221765
Put down a STOP sign and watch her fight that instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221765
whip out cock and say "suck my dick or fuck off"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221771
After bath time, of course. Once you're all cleaned and relaxed.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Magusanons story just skip 4 chapters or is that a typo. Also has anyone seen lanternon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221808
You're speaking names from the past there buddy

[Anonymous No.]

What's better: A mere'd lizard getting really breed happy and demanding you impregnate her or a mere'd lizard and turns out to be a power bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222236
These two are hardly exclusive. In fact, it's very likely that the latter is also the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221728
Salamanders competes with anon to see who can warm the other the fastest

[Anonymous No.]

I finally watched Jaws last night. The shark effects were so bad it was funny but the movie is actually very intense, I can understand why this poor girl got spooped by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222307
Good lord that tail. Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222272
Is pinching her nipples and fingering her fair play in this competition?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222372
Can girls grow up to be orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222375
Yes. In mge at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222416
Hooh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222419
What is wrong with this pig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222436
She's a hardcore delinquent, but finds herself face to face with THAT Anonyama

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222419
Damn, I need a cute thicc p'orc like that. What's the easiest way to assert dominance over a p'orc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222493
Stick an apple in her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222441
But why did she eat his pencil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222503
It's a Cromartie High reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n36eLFCw4TI

[Anonymous No.]

Super Slime to the rescue

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222502
Is an apple-shaped ballgag good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222567
I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222266
>Defeated Lizard girl demands anon "use her like a cocksleeve and fill her womb with his seed"
>Anon just wants to cuddle
>more at 11

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get a lizard girl with a big fat tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222552
Silly Slime and her toybox

[Anonymous No.]

>Get Isekai'd.
>Land in order town.
>Detained immediately by neoconservative nuorder knight templar tsundere.
>She doesn't actually charge me with anything, just reminds me that, except in an emergency, falling on public property is a big no no.
>Have to go to court to acknowledge that I was warned.
>Have to pay warning fine.
>No money.
>I'm going to jail.
>They charge me with falling in public.
>I have the right to an attorney.
>Its normal human girl neoconservative nuorder knights templar tsundere town guard.
>"Its not like I'm representing you because I like you or anything idiot!"
>All rise for the honorable judge wurm.
>your honor the defendant is charged with falling on public property without a license.
>Defense how do you plead?
>The defendant pleads guilty your honor.
>wut.
>Go to prison.
>Its just a one room flat.
>Get chained to a bed.
>Two women walk in.
>Its town guard and some final fantasy looking ass bitch.
>They declare themselves the inquisition.
>They interrogate me and declare me an incubus sent to infiltrate their state.
>The evidence for this is that I fell on public property illegally.
>They also once again don't charge me.
>I'm given a warning for being an incubus.
>Have to go to court to acknowledge that I was warned.
>Have to pay warning fine.
>No money
>Get charged for not paying my warning fine.
>Ruled guilty.
>Found that since I have been charged multiple times within the same 7 day period I am now a career criminal.
>Get sold into slavery as my punishment for fucking with the law.
>Get bought by town guard and her older sister.
>Forced to father all of their kids.
>Later find out that a lot of the dudes around here have a similar story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222858
their tails are proportionally larger when they are young, so if you are having difficulty finding a girl with a big enough tail through the conventional methods, joining the nearest beast sabbath might be a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Cleaning my MG folder so some stuff gets purged. Thought this shit here from ages past deserves to shine and tell the world of its' characters faggotry one last time before going down. And for the sake of hypothetical archive searching: to you, sowerofash and .less.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of frilly dress do you think Shirokuto would wear if she didn’t care about being cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33223088
Shirokuto always cares about her appearence. She is very self-conscious. Its why she needs a big strong onii-chan to reassure her by dumping lots of babies in her.

[Anonymous No.]

Its hip to fuck bees.
https://youtu.be/0xSSGy67nwA

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222926
That sounds like some god damn sabbath propaganda.
But I'm willing to give it a try for big meaty tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222926
Do you still have to defeat the lizard girls for them to go home with you?
What's that like anyhow? I couldn't fight a kid!

[Anonymous No.]

Big soft monster titties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33223500
>
Do dragons have hard tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33223729
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33223729
Nope, soft titties. Big haughty soft titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3uHcH8U4m0

Don't watch the sequels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222858
Walk around Australia for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33223899
I watched Walkabout the other week, this guy ain't lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>33223892
This almost reminds me of the Gremlins theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>33223949
>Gremlins
LET'S WATCH SNOWWHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>33217764
Why the hell would you want to be involved in MGE land at all if the thing you want to do in your bed is *sleep*?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33224037
Smug sheep are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33218170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJa8w-i4BZI

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220667

I remember writing that post back on /monster/

[Anonymous No.]

Mofu carriers for unloading extra fluffiness!

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Sandworm:
>Cheerful, overly kind, patient, and devoted when you're cooperative
>Sadistic, cruel, horny, and hungry when you're belligerent

"Sweetie, can you please let me out of your mouth, so I can get us some takeout?"
"They have delicious food I just know you'd love if you only let me get it for you."
>"Sure honey, I'll let you leave my mouth."
>"No, no, no. Not through the front... out the back end."
No takeout was had that day or the next

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: BEEG girls make the best homemakers and cooks since they had to live a very healthy lifestyle and eat well to get this BEEG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225231

gotta eat beeg to get beeg (and have beeg kids)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225231
BEEG and thick girls is where its at

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225270
Eat BEEG and workout HARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225231
>Defeat BEEG lizard girl
>Turns out she's a 10/10 cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225178
How does leaving from the back end works

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225432
You keep running until you’re all pooped out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225270
>and have beeg kids
Family photos must be fun when you’re the only person in the family under six feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220832

mirko is built for ____

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225578
Breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225562
This is my dream, except I am 6ft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225599

ding ding ding! you are correct, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221778
Pls explain this meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225325
I want to tie up a Yeti and force her to listen to the sweet sounds of couples cuddling for warmth
https://imgbox.com/Q8ECfQTq

[Anonymous No.]

Oi, omae!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225178
>"Okay"
>"Wait, what? No stop I can't reach you back there"
>Several hours later you emerge into daylight
>The worm stares at you with a shocked expression and tears in all six of its eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226076
And so anon became the Kwizatch Hablderdashery

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225956
In Vampire: The Masquerade (decent video game), vampires were separated into diffrent clans. One of them makes You inherently insane, but grants You ability to read minds and see the future (those effects are in fact caused by the same thing - You can see the hidden energies and communicate with spirit world).
In game this accounts for some memorable situations:
>Obeying the Stop sign and begging him to let You through the street You're walking on
>Getting interrogated by Your TV
>Spooking the main villain by telling him the outcome of his plan, way before we know who the main villain is or what does he plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>33220832
>>33225737
What is the appeal of slightly pointy bunny ears over regular more rounded bunny ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225178
Not into vore at all, but getting GULP'd by a cute sandworm sounds comfy as fuck, especially if she likes to chill around in her lower husband pouch playing vidya all day

[Anonymous No.]

>learning martial arts
>every time your teacher gets past your guard she reminds you if she were Lan Di, you'd already be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226174
Hehe based

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221378
The last time I tried doing that I was severely punished. I might do it again soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33219810
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682?view_full_work=true
there is this one but it's kind of long, I am still half way through it, I believe it has about 46 chapters

[Anonymous No.]

>>33225973
Is the guy there just holding a hollow sleeve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226351
I like sandworms but I don't like sand. I'd prefer a leviathan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226289

I prefer reisens bacon strip ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221378
Just rape them back, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226470
What's the appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226397
>drow
We've been over this, anon. I want spider vagina, not a vagina full of spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226174
Ah, Wonderland vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>been training with a lizardgirl I met a few months ago
>harsh but rewarding training outside in a nomadic sort of lifestyle
>gonna enter a tournament in some backwater town, see how far I've come
>after 8 hard fought battles I actually managed to win the thing
>master lizard is very happy
>we head to the inn with our winnings and plan what to do tomorrow
>excited because we haven't slept indoors in a long time
>we get there and she's acting weird
>she's calling me husband for some reason, even though she generally just calls me my student or worm
>she's talking about what names she likes for kids and how it's going to be hard to train with a puffed out tummy
>she INSISTS that we sleep in the same bed and take a bath together
>she's cuddling on me saying how proud she is to have such a strong husband
Do lizards get heat stroke easily or did I somehow get married without knowing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226873
Cuddling with a short, strong lizardgirl, the smell of her hair and the feeling of her warm soft scales mingling with the pleasant soreness of your muscles, listening to her breathing as you both drift slowly off to sleep....

[Anonymous No.]

Mesugaki pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226873
>seing the men for what they can be, and realizing their potential
>struggling and working hard to make their husbands the best men they can be
>rather than expecting the guy to be great guy from the beggining
Lizard girls just moved to my top5

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227205
Is she playing an eroge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226873
Now see. I'm a fat, lazy fuck that also like's lizards. Particularly fire lizards. I wouldn't train for shit or fight her really.
I'd just hire one as a bodyguard and go on vacation in a secluded place that's got no real danger whatsoever for a couple months. Rent a cabin or whatever that oh so coincidentally only has 1 bed! Eventually mamono instinct kicks in as living with a male for so long will naturally cause them to recognize you as their husband, whether or not you fit their qualifications. And then from there, things will just fall into place. Just be sweet to her, "accidentally" grope her, "accidentally" snuggle up to her in bed, offer to cuddle for warmth on cold nights, and then her monster side will just break loose into a healthy rape.

This method applies to any monster girl that has standards you don't meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221378
I just realized where the original photo was taken. I used to go by there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227264
Big IQ post, but rules state that all monsters would love to go for a guy that has a crush on them, even if he doesn't meet their "standards", because they value feelings and emotions the most.
>Incubization kicks in
>You suddenly find a new urge to go to the gym
>Lazing around now annoys You and You constantly have to find a new thing to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226513
The business suit.

[Anonymous No.]

how would mino gals look at bullfighters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227396
But what about her ear shape?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe if monsters asked nicely and respected consent they wouldn't need to rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227264
This reasoning is why i think Zombies are the best undead mamono overall, all things considered, it's a 'make your own Wight monster kit'
No need to be a Hero or some important person to get a Wight, just grab a random Zombie that has features you sorta like like hair or eye color, and laze around giving direcetly and indirectly spirit energy.
Then give it a few months or years (depending on how much you go at it i supposed) and boom, free beautiful and powerful wife with none of the hassle

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226443
Yes, her arms are tied behind her back, you need maximum bondage to secure a Yeti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227613
Second best as long as Dragon Zombies exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227613
I'm just too scared that I'll fall in love with her zombie self and she'll be completely different as a wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227597
sharp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33222905
Remaining a bachelor in Order territory? clearly trying to run off with some monster, you will be arrested and corrected.
Single and not responding to the inquisition's demands to submit to an Incubus check? Clearly trying to hide something, you will be arrested and forced to submit to it.
Rejecting the advances of a lady of status? The only reason you would is if you're seeing a monster harlot, she has the right to claim you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227656
A zombie doesn't really have a personality of herself, she'll 'grow' one by how you treat her and what you indirectly teach her
Once she Wights she'll be more assertive but she's still herself, let's say you are really into chess and she saw you playing it often, or when she was starting to grow a brain you taught her a few moves and played with her, once she fully transforms she's still gonna like chess, if not even more cause now she can actually beat you at it. That sorta thing, but it applies to everything else aswell

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would you like to just befriend the most and how would your wife react to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33224037
Becuase i can return to the comfort of my home and maybe bring a waifu with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227862
They would just smile and accept it and then proceed to over think what you meant until they come to the conclusion that you want to fuck them so much they're gonna get addicted to having your cock inside of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227597
Pretty and not flat either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227777
Digits confirm
>>33227788
They also retain some of their old personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227862
Wendigo - I don't want to become a coat monster, but if Wendigos stop by for dinner and I can have a few beers with Papa Wendi, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227862
Greenworm, and my wife thinks she looks cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221808
Just go to Ao3. All new chapters are up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227788
I'm worried that doing things like pampering her (washing her in the bath, brushing her hair extensively, making sure she's not tense, etc) might end up turning her into some sort of crazy dom when she becomes a wight. Not too good to snuggle in bed anymore (please God I hope not) but kind of prude/spoiled if you get what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227627
Exactly. So the guy's holding an empty sleeve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33221378
I want to treat monsters like sex toys. That's my ambition and hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227604
But that's no fun

[Anonymous No.]

Tutturuu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228274
Dear merciful lord that's hot oh my goodness

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228274
Don't complain if you as some monster's sex toy then

[Anonymous No.]

Big smiles and pointy teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>Massive population boom in MGC
>There are hundreds of thousands of young mamono and very little media content made for them
>Tanukis see dollar signs
>Production companies start buying rights to old human-made kid shows
>Redub them and edit them to make them more mamono-friendly
>Poorly edited elf ears on damn near every background lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228550
>come home from work to cat girl wife
>she just shrugs and goes back to sleep
Fucking kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228534
But he's not. The monsters are HIS sex toys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228557
/comfy/

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228557
Sounds kind of nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228626
So you're saying by being her sex toy she's his sex toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228557
>Alfred J. Kwak remake is about a populist Black Harpy becoming a dictator
Nice desu nee

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228534
There are maledom monster breeds that exist to be the fuck toys of their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228659
Krow's Party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228660
True

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228528
Love that original image.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228668
DOLF IS JUSTCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228858
Momiji?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33228927
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229042
Never trust snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229042
The Clockwork Orange poster promised me some of the old in-out, in-out.

[Anonymous No.]

If I remember correctly it was written that monster girls reach sexual maturity at 10 years old. It's easy then to assume that a 10 year old monster girl can have kids, but what about adopting? It'd be funny if a 10 year old woodland monster girl found a abandoned infant boy in the woods, brought him home and asked her parents "Can I keep him?"

PS: You'll never have a 10 year old loli momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229176
>loli momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229176
That sort of stuff depends a lot of species. Something extra possessive like a dragon or lamia would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229199
>loli hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229176
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Makeup.21_Familiar_Power.21_.28p177.29
>Witches bearing the title of “motherly love” are beings that embody a little girl's yearning to be an adult woman and despite their young appearance, they have imbued themselves with a virtually overflowing motherly nature. Their image is a reflection of “what they yearn to become”. Since it is their ideal image, the pure and profound love they shower men in could even be called motherly. Her spells cast for the sake of onii-chan who she loves with all her heart, such as healing and support spells, will have high effects as if to devotedly serve and care for him according to her love. An onii-chan loved by them will always be overflowing with vim and vigor, and as if to express her “motherly nature” which is meddlesome and at times goes overboard, upon excessively overflowing, it turns into lust towards the witch and heat gathers in the genitals. The witch, being full of motherly love, will have her “motherly nature” further tickled upon noticing it, and by calming that raging lust using her own childish body, she'll be able to further approach her own ideal image of a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229199

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229176
now that's just cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229210
he was such a good mg artist.
It's shame his furfagotry got the best out of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>33227205
High-class loli monsters can get pretty "friendly" in private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229311
Furry or not, he just outright vanishes for months at a time or longer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I love monsters when they're little girls!
Cute = Sexy!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229199
Well what am I supposed to use then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229345
he is working on a manga right now, though I'm not sure if he follows a strict schedule.
its pretty furfaggy btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229354
Busty baphos are good for the soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229079
I'd recognize those puppies a mile away.

I'll get my coat.

[Anonymous No.]

Praise pharaohs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229209
Shirohebi was the first specific species that came to my mind and that is a Lamia type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229425
up to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229480
Pharaoh-sama, please fund Shenmue 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229354
>fuck runya while the other two hold her down
>excited cowgirl from ropu who got turned on from watching
>power bottom kuro with leg locks and lots of smugness for the last round
Based Nav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33226400
That's Magus Anon, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229354
are those the effects of marune produce or merely that of a de-pedomorphing spell?
based if the former cursed if the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33229774
Baphos are natural perma-lolis so I doubt de-pedomorphesis would work on them. It's probably too much Holst food.

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>>33229513
The grandma is better

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>>33229801
It was demonstrated to work on them in WGIII, and even implied that most of them tried it at some point or another.
They just remain lolis out of choice. They prefer it that way.

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the royal demon realm now has a program for monsters interested in invading large human states, they train them, and give them armies to invade them and conquer them. The Tallest will decide a human state that a monster will invade.

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>>33229931
I thought that was the Mega-morphesis spell which doesn't cancel out the other, rather just makes someone big and voluptuous.

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>>33229975
>Tallest
So lamias or are they long not tall? Maybe spiders? Or lilims with really high pumps?

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>>33230022
Well, yeah, I thought that's what they meant by "de-pedomorphisis," because pedo- and mega- morphosis are basically inverted versions of the other.
One makes you default big, the other default loli, each reverses the other.

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>>33229801
It's megamophasis but their identity and power is tied to being a loli. KC has also said there is no onee-Sabbath so if anything it's just a new type of play with their Onii-chan and not a permanent thing any Bahomets use. Like how the Ocelomeh making of says femdom breeds like Ocelomeh and Hellhounds can enjoy something like maledom.
> Even if it is not their favorite position or favorite form of erotic play, it feels good and makes them happy as long as they're doing it with their husband, and because of their long marital sex lives, monsters girls will want to enjoy all sorts of things with their husband.

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>>33229354
I wanna get comfy with those baphos

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Is the stuff that was posted years and years ago on pastebin lost forever? Wanted to re-read Undead Invasion (Zombie to Wight) by MachineAnon (posted in 2014) but i fear it was only on pastebin and now it got cancelled from there

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>>33230211
The MEGA archive has it.

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>>33220554
>>33220600

>>33220644
Oh that's a good one!

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>>33230211
I thought pastebin deleted stuff but then restored it a week later?

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>>33230247
>>33230287
true i totally forgot, thanks!

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>>33230277
I want to ask saucybus for a drink to go with my pizza!

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>>33218363
>>33219382
Never noticed her biceps in the first one

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>>33230360
>she invited anon to the bar in order to get drunk enough to have the courage to suplex him for not responding to her advances

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>Walk up to kejourou
>Gently turn her face to examine it
>Do the same staring into her eyes and check her teeth
>Open kimono to examine breasts with hands
>Looks good, close the kimono
>Step up to her and run hands along sides before lifting her butt slightly
>Tell her "You'll do, you're my wife now" before carrying her to bedroom
Would it work?

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>>33230489
teeth and gum checking is one of my favorite ways to patronize centaurs.

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>>33230512
There is something hot about checking if a monster is healthy as pretence before marrying her. Of course it can just be an excuse to shock her with forwardness and grope her before she knows what's happening. Or bringing a monster home and your female relatives platonically assessing that she's a good choice because of her childbearing hips or other physical qualities, it's a strange and arcane fetish that I can't quite explain

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>>33230489
Yes but your not going to be the one carrying.

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If the earth in MGE is a flat plane, what is the moon and how does it work?

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>>33230600
Theres an old man on one side and a rabbit with a hammer on the other

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>>33229822
You're supposed to choose both, preferably at once.

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>>33230567
Always marry a doctor.

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>>33230625
You could be the doctor unless you're wanting a second opinion.

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>>33230666
Every man can give his monster wife a fair assessment whether he's a doctor or not
>Honey am I getting fat?
>Let me check
>Slaps ass
>Looks okay to me

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>>33230600
Could be a god or moon rabbit magic.

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>>33226174
>>33230729
>Moon is associated with madness
>Find out sometimes in European folklore the man in the moon was thought to be Cain
Must be vampire rabbit girls. It's the only thing that makes sense

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>>33230718
>Honey am I getting fat?
>Yes
>Getting fat loads on your womb tonight that is.

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>>33230796
The idea of being able to turn into a giant creature is cool but actually having sex in that form just weirds me out
>>33230810
You'd be raped before you even got the second sentence out

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>>33230718
Dont forget
>motorboat titties
>thigh job gap check.
Very important steps.

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>>33230820
>Implying i'm not already molesting her before even starting to answer.
The only answer to your wife's questions about her appearance is rape.

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>>33230810
I would so tease my wife if she has gotten a bit of belly. I would grab it every so often and watch her face get red.

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>>33230861
5D chess. Should have thought of it myself

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>>33230796
Cute!

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>>33230718
>My back hurts, what do you think?
>Hmm yes looks like you need an entire night of prone bone to alleviate the stress on your lower lumbar

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>>33230908
>Wife starts complaining about back pain
>Slowly set down whatever you're doing
>Slowly put on glasses
>Slowly turn to face her
>"The cure is dick"
Every time you're right she realizes why she married you

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>>33230810
Gonna get fat with babies.

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>>33230796
Coat dad's eldritch powers give him an inhuman mastery over all things hardware and car related. No one knows why this happens to wendi husbands, as most of them live in places where they have access to neither.

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>>33230796
5G reception everywhere with those horns.

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>>33230969
>Uh yeah my guy looks like you needed an allen wrench, not a monkey wrench. Here, lemme see if I got one in the coat
>Honey, did you touch the 3/4th socket? I could have swore I put it next to the dildo pocket.
>Remember to re tighten the lug nuts in a star pattern. I don't know why, it's just what you're supposed to do.

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>>33230969
>>33231005
>Chaos husbands with dad skills
That's funny
>My car hasn't been making that noise since I pulled over one night and that giant spider came out of the woods and fixed it

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>>33230969
>>33231005
>>33231021
Don't forget that chaos transformation gives inhumane dad jokes cracking skills and makes one insanely quick on their feet.
Scholars wonder if Nachas' attitude isn't partially because of the constant stream of ironic situational humour coming from their fathers.

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>>33231021
>Yeah looks like you had a bad gasket, don't worry, I made you a new one with some super strong silk, should last another 10 years. I would consider cleaning that oil filter though, if I were you I'd put that on the calendar every month or so.

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>>33231075
I'm not a fan of daughter and father stuff but a man saying "Hi horny, I'm dad" to his dark elf daughter would be hilarious

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Finding out why the zoo has an 18+ requirement for entry.

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>>33231109
>Ayup just out on a walk enjoying that fresh air being a good samaritan after fucking my wife senseless back home
No need to worry about bears or cliffs when you're a house-sized arthropod

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>>33231161
Gunna jump in the tiger exhibit with steak attached to my chest.

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>>33231161
>he actually paid the extra 15 for a ticket to the jubjub petting zoo

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>>33231161
good thing there's all this safety glass

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>>33231161
I'm about to become a new resident

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>>33230969
>wendibro weekly meetup
>so I told the guy 'there's no way you're going to water all that with a 12ft hose, you need an 18fter for that'
>collective chuckling
>so, long story short, he had to buy a new hose