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Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:59:31 2009 No.3321270 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:03:31 2009 No.3321286 File: 305 KB, 600x740, 1220176300737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why not get a maid to help you Flan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:03:31 2009 No.3321284 what exactly is going on here am confused

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:05:31 2009 No.3321292
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What a ridiculous rendering, Anonymous. Cleaning one's ears is a matter of basic hygiene. It is neither pleasant nor painful, and certainly would not produce such an exaggerated response.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:06:31 2009 No.3321294 I fucked you're ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:13:31 2009 No.3321313 If she's about to climax from ear cleaning, she'd be the easiest to satisfy in actual relations. Anon would simply have to show her the fun of a new game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:14:31 2009 No.3321316 >>3321292 liar it hurts when i clean my ears

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:15:31 2009 No.3321321 What's with japan and orgasms during the ear cleaning? This isn't the first picture like that I see.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:16:31 2009 No.3321322

>>3321292
What if they've been swollen recently and are hyper-sensitive? Just sliding a damp swab in and out as it picks up earwax, slightly scraping along the walls, would feel soooo good and refreshing. Or better yet, one of those cute tiny ear-shovels with the large fluffy white piece of cotton at the end slowly and gently scraping the earwax off, making you feel as relieved and refreshed as finally scratching an annoying itch, making you sigh happily as her warm hands gently cradle your head in her lap. And then when she's done, the same warm soft hands who've been cleaning your ears would gently stroke your cheeks indicating that it's time for the other side, a signal which you would automatically follow up by rolling your head on her thighs and snuggling your face into her abdomen while she giggles at your prickly hair tickling her thighs and then the cycle starts all over again.

Please tell me you've experienced this at least once in your life.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:16:31 2009 No.3321323

>>3321316

It's because you're jamming it into your god damned tympanic membrane. Ear swabs are to be used in the ear canal only. If you lack the manual dexterity to avoid going any deeper, use a gentle solvent and an ear bulb to flush it with warm water instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:17:31 2009 No.3321324 >>3321316 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:18:31 2009 No.3321327 File: 24 KB, 638x423, 1252073407421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3321321 It feels awesome for me, but only in my right ear most of the time. It's like scratching an amazing itch. Sucks for you if you don't feel anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:19:52 2009 No.3321328 >>3321322 ;_:

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:20:31 2009 No.3321330 >>3321322 ... why do you do this? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:22:31 2009 No.3321333 If it hurts when you clean your ears, you're going too far and could seriously fuck up your ears (and with them, your sense of balance and equilibrium).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:25:31 2009 No.3321343 Cleaning my ears feels better than fapping sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:25:31 2009 No.3321346 File: 43 KB, 597x396, flandre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3321327 Great photo, huh?

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:30:31 2009 No.3321360

>>3321333

Don't lie to the nice people, Anon. The ear contains a membrane not unlike the hymen. If pierced, there will be some momentary discomfort, but then you will be able to reach deeper into the ear, and frankly, the sensation is amazing. I suggest you all try it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:32:31 2009 No.3321367 >>3321323 no i cant even get close to my ear drum just touching the ear canal with a q tip hurts and as i get closer to the ear drum i get nauseous once i accidentally brushed my ear drum and then i threw up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:33:31 2009 No.3321368 File: 146 KB, 533x461, 121675772270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3321360

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:33:31 2009 No.3321372 Ear feel so good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:34:31 2009 No.3321374 >>3321360 My god this made me cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:36:31 2009 No.3321379 >>3321360 last time i did this I ended up half deaf for a full weekend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:37:31 2009 No.3321383 >>3321360 >The ear contains a membrane not unlike the hymen You mean your eardrum? Enjoy your deafness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:37:31 2009 No.3321384 >>3321374 In before some poor sap does it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:37:31 2009 No.3321385 >>3321322 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:50:31 2009 No.3322952 File: 92 KB, 800x533, 1199703609457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3321384

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 18:55:31 2009 No.3322971 you know, it says right on the fucking box not to put them in your ears. my sister found that out the hard way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:07:31 2009 No.3322998 >>3322971 That's not entirely true, it says to limit use to the outer canal.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:12:31 2009 No.3323020

I do have one sweet spot in my right ear that when hit just right by a swab makes my knees go weak. No pain, no discomfort. Hell my ears are almost spotless because of it.

But if I do it too much it makes my ear overly sensitive and it swells up like I'm getting an infection. Its damn annoying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:21:31 2009 No.3323056 Doing this feels awesome. I highly recommend you try it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:23:31 2009 No.3323063 >>3323020 I have something like that, but instead of my knees going weak etc, it causes me to burst into an almost uncontrollable coughing fit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:24:31 2009 No.3323068 >>3322971 >Object that's only used for cleaning ears >says right on the fucking box not to put them in your ears. ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:26:31 2009 No.3323077 >>3323075 Easy way to test: If you rupture your eardrum, that's too deep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:26:31 2009 No.3323075 How deep are you suppose to clean your ears anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:26:31 2009 No.3323076 I wonder how the fuck the people who don't clean their ears regularly (because of a crippling irrational fear their hand slips and they ram the swab all the way into their brain, it seems) hear any damn thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:28:31 2009 No.3323082 >>3323075 You're only supposed to clean the ridges outside your ear, and maybe swab the rim inside. Anything more causes the wax to be pushed back and form a plug, making you go pseudo-deaf until you wash it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:29:31 2009 No.3323090 >>3323082 >Anything more causes the wax to be pushed back and form a plug Oh jesus, you believe that bullshit? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:30:31 2009 No.3323094 By the way, when I was younger my ear got clogged with earwax. I used an empty mechanical pencil to fix this and got chewed out by my parents.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:31:31 2009 No.3323102

>>3323082

Protip: if you have that much wax inside your ear canal for it to do that, it's because you haven't cleaned you damn ears often enough and deep enough.

Either that, or your cleaning technique is comically horrible and amounts to ramming the swab in and out like plunging a toilet.

>>	miles !!yEv/ZBcowB8 Mon Sep 7 19:31:31 2009 No.3323104 Earwax keeps away ear infections. Why would you clean it out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:31:31 2009 No.3323105 >>3323090 I do, since it happened to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:32:31 2009 No.3323113 >>3323094 For a good reason. Using anything other than clean sterile swabs has a real chance of causing an infection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:33:31 2009 No.3323116 >>3323105 Sounds like you have so much shit in your ears that you can't even clean them properly anymore. Go see a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:34:31 2009 No.3323121 I've never had to do this but my friend had to go to the doctor to get his ears cleaned out. They shot a jet of water through his ear and it came out the other side with all the wax into a brown dish. I wanna do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:34:31 2009 No.3323125 >>3323104 It's filthy, stinks and obstructs your hearing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:35:31 2009 No.3323135 >>3323076 The ears are self-cleaning, dumbfuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:35:31 2009 No.3323136 >>3323121 >>They shot a jet of water through his ear and it came out the other side Cartoon anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:36:31 2009 No.3323142 >>3323121 Ears don't work that way!

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 19:39:31 2009 No.3323168 /jp/ - ear hygiene/general

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:39:31 2009 No.3323170

>>3323135

Yeah, and their method of "cleaning" is flowing a torrent of stinky, sticky yellow shit out of them. Which may keep the bugs out but does not quite match what we think of when we think "clean".

Noses are self-cleaning too, what with all the fucking snot and all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:40:31 2009 No.3323176 >>3323168 More related than the usual rubbish we talk about in here, what with the way Japan fetishizes ear cleaning for some bizarre reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:42:31 2009 No.3323191 >>3323090 Dude, it happened to me. I even went to the doctor and had her flush my ears into a bowl and, while my left ear's plug disintegrated with the water, my right ear's plug stayed pretty much intact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:43:31 2009 No.3323201 >>3323191 >>3323105 how the fuck are you guys so bad at cleaning it's not fucking complicated i've done it every second day since i was seven and had no problems ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:43:31 2009 No.3323200 >>3323142 Or do they?

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:46:31 2009 No.3323219

>>3323201
Not all ears are mad equal, bro. Some are easy to clean, and others are so fucking twisted, it'd be easier (albeit, more awkward feeling) to just flush it out in the shower or something, and even then you'd have water dribbling out of your ear hours later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:46:31 2009 No.3323220 >>3323121 My mother had this done, and the amount removed is massive. PS: Its not the other side, you fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:46:31 2009 No.3323222 When someone else plays with my ears its arousing. Doing it myself has no effect though. Its like being ticklish. Its hard to tickle yourself, but when someone else does it...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:47:31 2009 No.3323223 File: 357 KB, 700x990, 1252006989405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think what's more important is how many people are now going to have a dream about cleaning Remi's ears, and giving her a loli vampire eargasm because of OP's pic.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 19:49:31 2009 No.3323237 >>3323223 >loli vampire eargasm New fetish acquired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:52:31 2009 No.3323250 >>3321322 There are actually tears in my eyes. So ronery

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:52:31 2009 No.3323249 >>3323104 in-ear earphones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:05:31 2009 No.3323319 >>3323237 collect them all!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:10:31 2009 No.3323349 I wonder what the odds of Flandre keeping her hearing are after the contractions from an orgasm cause her hands to jerk, possibly impaling her eardrum.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 20:12:31 2009 No.3323352 >>3323349 >deafening orgasm oh god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:18:31 2009 No.3323378 >>3323349 She's a fucking vampire. She'll get better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:02:31 2009 No.3323590 >>3323349 This is why you get Sakuya-san to pin her arms down while you straddle her and gently clean her ears. She doesn't put up a fuss but she just can't help squirming when you stimulate her that way. fap fap fap fap

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:09:31 2009 No.3323649 I want a chick big enough I can fuck her ears. She'd be huge, but not super giant sized. Like a human, scaled up 4 or 5 times there normal size.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 21:10:31 2009 No.3323659 >>3323649 This is where I draw the line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:31:31 2009 No.3324102 >>3323649 LOOK AT ME I'M SO FUNNY BECAUSE I WATCH FAMILY GUY

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