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3317798 No.3317798 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: We realize we'll never be japanese.

>> No.3317800

and that's a bad thing because...?

>> No.3317809

I realize I am fat American pig.

>> No.3317816

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *cries so hard everyone in the world hears it*

>> No.3317817

>>3317800
If you don't know, you don't deserve to know.

>> No.3317813
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>>3317817
oh, okay

>> No.3317827

I have a German blood in my veins. I am more Aryan than Japs, so whatever.

>> No.3317828

Japanese males are shit. Seriously. Weak as fuck. Work slaves. Look like girls. No shred of manhood in them. Why the fuck would I want to be Japanese again?

>> No.3317830

Feels alright, I guess.

>> No.3317834

>>3317827
Oh, you're an indian immigrant? That's cool.

>> No.3317839

>>3317828
Because you're a morbidly obese greaseball?

>> No.3317845
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If you were japanese you could never be as large and muscled as conan

>> No.3317849

>>3317839
>greaseball
>/jp/
Wrong stereotype, bro.

>> No.3317855

>>3317849
No fuck to give.

>> No.3317863

>>3317855
Why would you talk shit in the first place if you didn't care?
Face it, you just got called out as a fail-troll.

>> No.3317865

>>3317839
what?

>> No.3317879

average /jp/ denizen = L.

discuss.

>> No.3317884

We don't want to be in Japan, we want to be in Gensokyo. Get it right.

>> No.3317899

>>3317879
We don't have money or influence though.

>> No.3317901

>>3317879
I am confuse.
How can a person be a letter?

>> No.3317912

>>3317901
the guy from death note

>> No.3317907

>>3317879
Well, I wear M, too.
The problem lies in the shoulders, they're too wide for usual M clothing.

>> No.3317908

>>3317884
I don't want to be in Gensokyo. I want to be in nasuverse. DA life seems sweet. Just like almost any vampire life though.

>> No.3317924

>>3317908
>Implying anyone on /jp/ would be anything special in an alternate universe.

>> No.3317930

>>3317924
If all attributes were kept and transferred to the new universe, obviously.

>> No.3317982 [DELETED] 

>>3317863
I'm not going to face shit!!!

>> No.3317987

>>3317863
Sorry, forgot this thread. Here's my answer:

I'm not going to face shit!!!

>> No.3319402

Japanese people respect French people, and therefore I do not feel regret over my nationality.

>> No.3320988

>>3319402

bwhahahahaahahahaahaahahaaaha

>> No.3320991 [DELETED] 

Holy shit, that's one perfectly executed german plexus.

>> No.3321012

>>3317798
I am Japanese you moron.

>> No.3321013

>>3319402
Are you English? If so, fine.
Are you American? You are a traitor to those who liberated you

>> No.3321443

>>3317798

Why would I want to be Japanese anyway? It doesn't seem appealing at all. In fact it seems pretty fucked up and backwards.

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>>3319402

>> No.3321477

>>3321459
stop it

>> No.3321509

"Realize"?
I have blond hair and gray/blue/green eyes. It would take some pretty severe brainwashing to make me believe I'm Japanese in the first place.

>> No.3321527

>>3317798
I prefer not having to work my ass off just to be able to buy some food.

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>>3321509
With gradient tattooing and some plastic surgery, the brainwashing wouldn't have to be especially severe.

>> No.3321638

I prefer being swedish.
I can pull up a chair by the street and sit around for about 5 hours and someone will come by and give me bread to eat.
Screw cooking.

>> No.3321705

>>3317798
>ITT: You realize that you spent 5 minutes reading bullshit

Fix'd

>> No.3321784

I want to be a touhou

>> No.3321792

>>3321638
More like, they will give you 2 tons of korv.

>> No.3321797

>>3321792
goddamn is that a a hoddog like google tells me?

>> No.3321810

>>3321797
Yeah.

>> No.3321830

ITT: We realize we'll never be Aryan

Unless you are already. If so, congratulations.

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