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OLD HAG!!!!!!!!

>> No.3317212
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I.....I'm not a h...hag

>> No.3317213
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HAG THREAD

>> No.3317231
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out of shape as well

>> No.3317247
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>>3317231
>>3317231

Being over a few centuries old is no excuse to be unfit. I do my squatz and eat oatz EVERY DAY, and just look at the wonders it has done for my thighs.

>> No.3317252
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The oldest hag.

>> No.3317254
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Did somebody say hag thread?

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>> No.3317257

>>3317247
>Being over a few centuries old is no excuse to be unfit.
Unlike some, less powerful people, there is no real reason for her to use traditional means to travel.

>> No.3317266
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>>3317247
Screw the thighs; those are some awesome abs.

>> No.3317268
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animated.

>> No.3317275

Suigintouhou is not a hag, guys.

>> No.3317280
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"Don't forget your 2nd cake!"

>> No.3317281
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OLD HAGS

>> No.3317287

>>3317268
JoJo dance, so good.

>> No.3317289

>>3317280
BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN

>> No.3317302
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>> No.3317306

am I the only one who would love her tenderly? ;_;

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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8128559

>> No.3317327
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GOLD BAG!!!!

>> No.3317336
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>> No.3317337

>>3317247
...Wait a second, eat oats?

Do you even have bowel movements?
I thought you were undead or something.

>> No.3317347

>>3317268
Fuck yes Jojo's bizzare adventure.

Fuck now I want a crossover of Jotaro getting his shit kicked in after being kidnapped in his sleep by Yukari.

>> No.3317391

>>3317247 I do my squatz and eat oatz EVERY DAY

Bullshit, it's all knifework.

>> No.3317420

>>3317336
Fuck GC. Bitch.

>> No.3317866
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OLD SLUT HAG

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>>3317306
>am I the only one who would love her tenderly? ;_;

Fuck no. Mature, elegant, beautiful older women are the sex.

>> No.3317885

/fit/ memes on my /jp/? Unpossible.

>> No.3317909
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I am not a hag!

>> No.3317913

>>3317909
HAGGO JA NAI

>> No.3317931
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Yukari is old and decrepit.

>> No.3317938

At least they're on top of the POWER LEVELS charts

>> No.3317943
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>>3317938
They store power in their breasts.

>> No.3317957

Get these grannies outta here

>> No.3317971

>>3317254
>>3317255
I can't really picture Byakuren as an old hag. She's using magic to make herself look eternally young, so it kinda doesn't fit.

>> No.3318025
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DRUNK HAG

>> No.3318030
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>>3317931
Just like you Yuka!

>> No.3318035

teenagers are overrated. mature women are superior.

>> No.3318041
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>>3318030

>> No.3318043

>>3318035
Cougars, so good.

>> No.3318059
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Oh Yuka

You dirty old dried up flowery wrinkled hag

>> No.3318066

>>3317202
Enjoy your 10-year old girl Touhous.

>> No.3318068

>>3318066
^_^

>> No.3318076

Oh look, a thread full of my favourite touhous.

>> No.3318079
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Cougars and married women.

Both of the best lays you can ever get.

>> No.3318083
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>THIS THREAD

>> No.3318100
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>>3318041
*KSHRRRRRRRRRR*

>> No.3318104
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This is why I never dated in high school. The girls all acted fucking air headed and like dipshits. Sorry, but acting completely fucking retarded is not cute nor attractive.

I love me some sophisticated older women with intelligence.

>> No.3318114

>>3318100
Just refreeze her and she'll be back to normal.

>> No.3318118
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>> No.3318121

>>3318100
Fuck yes, Cirno is dead.

>> No.3318122

>>3318104
This so hard, especially after the high school I had the only choice of going to was a majority of hispanics and african americans, with white being the minority and most of that minority was retarded.

>> No.3318128
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Hot goddess is hot.

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>>3318104
But Yuyuko deliberately acts like an airhead all the time.
Are you being ironic?

>> No.3318141

Can't beat Yuka.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzcP1hA_y8

(Someone care to make a gif of the part where Komachi, Sakuya, and Aya rock out?)

>> No.3318144

>>3318136
But Youmu is a kid.

>> No.3318154

>>3318104
I always dreamed of letting some hot older woman relive her glory days ravaging my 20 something year old body.

Until I realized HAW HAW OH WOW IM FAT AND UGLY.

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But Yukari is 17...

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>>3318136
Not really, but I know you're trying to be a smart ass.

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Does this look like the body of an old hag?

>> No.3318192

>I love me some sophisticated older women with intelligence.

Amen to this, but unfortunately, those who think as we seem to be in the minority in this sentiment, particularly with regards to:

>Sorry, but acting completely fucking retarded is not cute nor attractive.

The majority of otaku disagree with us, unfortunately; as proven by the commercial success of garbage like Lucky Star and K-ON. It's a shame.

>>3318136
It takes a genius to play a fool (as opposed to being a fool). That aside, Yuyuko's whimsical nature is part of her charm. She's elegant, knowledgable and refined, but she pulls it off lightheartedly, without ever letting things become SERIOUS BUSINESS. She'd probably be an endlessly fascinating person with whom to speak.

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>>3318192

That's a very strange mushroom you've got there, Yuyukers.

>> No.3318202
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>Lucky Star and K-ON

Both should be launched into space and never spoken about again.

>> No.3318203

>>3318104
That's odd, I thought you never dated in high school because you stayed indoors all day playing those gatdamn visual novels.

>> No.3318204

FUCK YOU YUKARIN IS NOT A HAG SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN ;_;

>> No.3318205

>>3318203
Dad get off the internet!

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She may be getting up there in years, but at least Kanako still has plenty of tread on her tires, unlike SOME people.

I swear, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

>> No.3318212

>>3318206
She splits herself for sex. No matter how many times, she's always just as she was the first time.

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>She'd probably be an endlessly fascinating person with whom to speak.

And that pink hair only adds to her feminine charm.

>> No.3318220

>>3318205
Don't tell me what to do in my own house and on my own Internets.

>> No.3318221

>>3318206
>I swear, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

You lost me.

>> No.3318222

>>3317337
OATZ ARE FUEL FOR THE STRONG

>> No.3318224

>>3318203
I didn't play visual novels at the time, I was more of a normalfag.

>> No.3318228

>>3317202
Marry me, you old woman!

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>>3318222
>>3317337
>>3317337

Nope, I'm perfectly capable of eating for the pleasure of it. Though I don't necessarily need to eat.

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Suwako was forced to abandoned her child

>> No.3318257

you all speak so disrespectfully of the most powerful touhou

>> No.3318260

>>3318242
But Suwako is only a child!

>> No.3318264

>>3318257
I speak very respectfully of Suika.

>> No.3318272

>>3318242

Source?

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>>3318242
Hey, it could be worse. It's not like she stuck around to force the kid to commit matricide or anything.

>> No.3318289

>>3318260
>Suwako
>a child

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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WE HAS A NEW MEMBER

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Yukari is a youkai. Youkai aren't concerned with sex.

>> No.3318312

>>3318298
If Yuka was my sensei things would be different around here!

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>>3318300
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>> No.3318321
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>>3318308

>Youkai aren't concerned with sex.

You keep telling yourself that.

>> No.3318331

>>3318308
SO CUTE!

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>>3318308
Huh? Sex? What is this "sex"?

>> No.3318343

>>3318298
Next Touhou game needs a 5 on 1 battle with these guys. 2 spellcards each, then the last card against all 5.

>> No.3318351

>>3318343
If that's possible to win, something is wrong.

>> No.3318355

>>3318313
Hey look, my favorite characters. You guys can keep your children, I'll take my older women anyday.

>> No.3318360

>>3318351
Spellcards have to be capturable within game canon by default. In Marisa's Grimoire it is commented that Yukari's Danmaku Bounded Field is one of her actual, serious attacks modified into a spellcard and she doesn't use it often because it's broken as shit and an asshole move to pull, IIRC.

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>>3318338
where did you see it?

>> No.3318372

>>3318360
Individual spellcards have to be capturable, multiple ones at the same time though? Not so sure.

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My wife is in between adulthood and girlhood

moe~

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>>3318321
Youkai aren't concerned with sex
Youkai aren't concerned with sex
Youkai aren't concerned with sex
Youkai aren't concerned with sex
Youkai aren't concerned with sex

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>>3318408

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>>3318378
Korean? In my Touhou?

It's more likely than you think!

Also, Yukarin is the strongest~

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>>3318366
In here

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>>3318417
>Hurry up and die.

....

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>>3318417
Fakeeer~

>> No.3318438

>>3318423
I'm not falling for that again, gap fiend.

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>>3318417
What's so weird? They even make doujinshi, like the chinese.

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>>3318423
didn't know that there was a second part to this.

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>>3318437
Hah! Faker? You aren't even good enough to be MY fake!

>> No.3318444

>>3318423
There are gaps in this picture.

>> No.3318450
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>>3318435

>> No.3318462

>>3318450
Mr. Eastwood! It's not like I care about you or anything but you must leave! It's dangerous here!

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>>3318443
I Challenge you to a dance off.

Fakeeeer~

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>>3318468
Let's go, fool!

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>>3318480
You're not even sexy enough to stand on the Dance floor of Babylon.

>> No.3318497
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unknown hag status.

>> No.3318508
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Byakutits

>> No.3318518
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Even old hags get lonely

>> No.3318527

>>3318468
>>3318480
>>3318495
Oi~

Enough of that shit.

>> No.3318534

>>3318308
What?!
She forgot to mention that to me ;_;

>> No.3318542

>>3318468
Yukari can gap all your weapons back at you.
Hardly fair.

>> No.3318557

>>3318534
She's not hungry sexually......she's just hungry.

>> No.3318558

Wait, why the fuck am I posting in this thread? I don't even like touhou.
Goddammit /jp/

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>>3318558
goddammit Anon

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>>3318558

>Wait, why the fuck am I posting in this thread?

pic highly related

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