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You wake up in Gensokyou.

But it's not the Gensokyou you know so well. Or rather, it IS the Gensokyou you know...but -everyone- is a cute furry, not just Ran, Chen, Orin, and the other animals.

Sakuya is a dog. Yukari is a tanuki. Almost everyone is some permutation of an animal - EXCEPT the humans.

Do you stay? Or do you say, "FUCK THIS", and jump off a cliff? And if so, please explain why you feel this way.

>> No.3315853

fuck thsi *rides away on nimbus cloud with all seven dragon balls*

>> No.3315856

* punches wall *

>> No.3315862

>>3315856

Are you 300 lbs?

>> No.3315872

As long as they have a human form with dog ears / tail (Sakuya) I'm fine with it.

If not, i become sad.

>> No.3315879
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3315879

>cute furry
Well it could be worse, everyone could have been some kind of horrible monster instead.

>> No.3315881

[x] Rape Yukari

>> No.3315884

FUCK THIS *grabs dick*

>> No.3315885

>>3315846
Who would ever call this a "gaia thread" if "Arc thread" is actually much more of an insult in the first place?

>> No.3315888

Only Not Gensokyo Man should make these threads.

>> No.3315893

But Sakuya is human.

>> No.3315894

Hold up. Everybody is an animal except humans? Then why is Sakuya a dog? Even if she's a Lunarian, she'd still be human.
Inb4 Inu Sakuya

>> No.3315900

>>3315879

Yes, Kemonomimi everywhere.

Everything is exactly as you'd expect it - I won't go into detail because I know everyone has their own ideal of what Gensokyou is like - but the Touhou cast are ALL kemonomimi. Excepting of course the animals like Okuu, Ran, and so forth - there's nothing to change.

>> No.3315903
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3315903

I love my little Chen.

>> No.3315904

>>3315846
>Cute
>Furry
WHAT.

>> No.3315909
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3315909

>>3315894
>>3315894
>>3315893
>>3315893

>Then why is Sakuya a dog?

Because Dog Sakuya.

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3315913

>>3315846

this?

>> No.3315917

Depends on what percentage of furry we are talking about here.

>> No.3315919

>>3315913
>>3315913

Exactly.

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>>3315846

or this?

>> No.3315922
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3315922

Ran is pretty cute.

>> No.3315933

>>3315917
Furry in denial detected.

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>>3315922

sakuya-san, sakuya-san, when is dinner going to be ready?

>> No.3315961

>>3315913

you betcha.

...if it weren't for blackface chen I wouldn't have noticed initially.

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3316015

... I don't even know what the fuck she is and I want to burn it.

>> No.3316034

>>3316015
....

Looks like some kind of crazy japanese moomin.

>> No.3316042

Risking suicide doesn't suit me, so I guess I'm stuck.

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3316046

>this thread

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3316064

>Then why is Sakuya a dog?

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