Monster Girl Thread

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There, snow time

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Tenderly fisting centaurs' horse pussies

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>>33139687
Is it already time to fuck spiders?

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>>33139719
I would do lots of naughty things to centaurs

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ambush

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>>33139764
It's always time to fuck spiders.

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Dragons

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>>33139770
I'm sure centaurs would do very naughty things to you to.

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>>33139790
oh god the actual technophile is back

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Do larger monster girls like centaurs, hell hounds, etc like beds or do they sleep on the ground?

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>>33139853
Everyone likes beds.

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>>33139643
I don't even like snakes, but I want to feed and pamper a medusa's snake hair

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This was posted near the end of the last thread and reverse image failed me as usual so I was wondering if anyone knew what game it was from.

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>>33139886
>Getting kissed and nibbles while you make out with her because her snakies love how you make Onee-San so happy

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Remember, monster girls make it rain to keep you trapped in your house.
Easy prey

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>>33139882
Even dragons?

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>>33139970
Even dragons.

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>Come along, boy-slave, I would return to my Palace
>Oh, cease your fussing, you lost fair and square
>You'll enjoy being my loyal little *servant* anyway. I'll dress you up in silky-smooth robes, you'll get to eat the most delicious food, why I'll even let you lay your head on my lap if you get tired while I hold court. Trust me, you'll LOVE being a Palace slave~
>...You DO like cumming, don't you? Because you'll be doing a lot of that, too...

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>>33139948
Nureonago hands typed this post

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>>33139853
Centaur types would likely prefer mattresses on the floor or futons. I don't see why other large monsters, especially Hellhounds, would dislike beds.

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>>33139888
It's from a demo of a game named "Labyrinth of Estras"
https://mega.nz/file/lItTiShI#t63pb_L7JYVDp6qATxEd0HdpjgJujtDLycGN9L0kRtg

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>>33139993
sleep tite hellwan

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>>33139886
>Near the end of McDanuki's employee's shift
>Medusa comes in
>Orders pic related
>Says "Oh, by the way, it's my little one's birthdays. Could you sing them happy birthday"
>He obliges, sings it for them when they get their food
>Starts to walk away
>"Uh, excuse me sir, you forgot about the other 9"
>Proceeds to sing happy birthday 9 more times

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>>33139888
Game is still in progress and being worked on a by a Japanese dev twitter handle is @asimofu_ok

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>>33139993
Sleep tite hellwan

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Evil versions of normally non-evil MGs are the best.

ACCEPT THIS TRUTH!

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>>33140021
Gonna mating press those girls

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>Evening time in a lodge on the outskirts of Winterstown
>Snow falling and cold winds outside
>Invites you in for hot cocoa and soft gingerbread cookies
>Warm, moody atmosphere inside as the fireplace and candles light the room

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>>33140045
I hope each snake has a little birthday hat on.

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I'm gonna impress a Wight with my tea making skills!

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>>33140244
I wanna introduce a lich to coffee. It'd be cute to see how she handles all the energy and warmth

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>>33140284
It's all fun and games until she tells you to make the coffee with your warmed semen so that she can get a doubleshot of energy

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>>33140045
Is it not also her birthday? I guess they grew in after she was born?

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>>33140101
>evil white horn
I don't know why, but something about monsters sadistically teasing people really gets me. This bitch finds you freezing to death in the woods and instead of saving you, she milks it. You're forced to beg and grovel through chattering teeth for her to save you. Then she tells you everything she's going to do to you, asking you if that's what you'd like. Of course, the answer is yes. So she drags you back to her cabin and slowly starts groping you while drying you off. Once you're ready, she'll take what she's owed as you're forced to endure. After that? You're hers forever. Every time you try to run, she'll let you linger in the cold until you're kissing her hooves pleading for another chance. If you start misbehaving, she'll open all the windows and snuff the fire until you're forced to cuddle with her for warmth. That's your life now: her toy.

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>>33140045
>delf from previous thread walks in
>"oh I didn't know you worked the lunch shift too anon"
>anon has to stay an hour later than normal every day serve lunch to his friendwife

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>>33140329
She probably wants to make the snakes content before she celebrates her birthday someplace nicer, probably with her husband

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So I'm drawing a pedobear grizzly chasing a shota, what dialogue would fit this idea?

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Does anyone know a good site to go to besides TFT for monster girl stories? I was much enjoying pastbin links until the censorship policy went nuts. Still mad about losing Shakla Ku as one of the greatest femdom stories of all time.

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>>33140101
Not the biggest fan of bad nice mamono, but an evil version of my wife Titania is delightfully devilish

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>>33140384
theres isn't much else, all the good stuff from AO3 you've probably read on pastbin , and both it and ff.net is full of bloodthirsty dudes that want the monsters killed

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>>33140388
>She stole forty cakes, she took 40 cakes, that's as many as four tens, and that's terrible

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>>33140347
This is gaslighting into suicide and mamono would never do that.
Whole "break" stuff is not actualy serious physiological torture, just a bdsm larp. No one is getting abused in MGE world.

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>>33140388
>an evil version of my wife Titania is delightfully devilish
She buys fast food often?
>>33140490
Don't let her eat all of them, it won't end well.

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>>33140490
>After hanging out with her friend Bapho-chan she decided to try and do some evil stuff
>Puts on a black version of her fairy queen getup
>Steals 40 cakes actually tells her husband to pay for them all beforehand because she doesn't want to be a bad influence on the little fairies
>"How sinister!" she thinks to herself
>Brings them back home and lets her evil fairy gang have a great cake feast
>Doesn't clean up after herself, makes her husband do it without offering to help
>"How devilish!" she thinks to herself
>Orders her husband to give her a foot and back massage... without saying please and calling him hubby
>"How EVIL!" she cackles
>Her husband is just happily watching his ditzy wife being cute
>She spends the next day apologizing for being 'a dark and twisted tyrant' and vows to only do it once a year

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>>33140605
I can't believe I just made a whole greentext about my wife and didn't even reference that

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>>33140605
I'm sure she steams a good ham.

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>>33140021

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Bear with me. I am going slow.

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Why do we keep getting random people who decide they are gonna spam a single picture over and over again?
This is like the seventh guy who's doing this.

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Time for a nap

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>>33140729
Why do you feel the need to spam this entire comic several times a week?

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>>33140762
0nce a thread usually.

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>>33140769
It's extremely disruptive, even if I liked it I would be annoyed about it.

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>>33140384
Anyone got a link to Shakla Ku?
>>33140643
Based Evil Queen Titania, and Based Anon for doing the dishes Kikimora would consider this a horror story though, so please tag appropriately

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>>33140793
How so? Could you explain? Does your ignore or hide function not work?

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>>33140801
You see anybody else posting full comic strips?

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How would your favorite species show affection to an adopted human boy? Are they doting? Do they leave them out of family business?

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>>33140815
Is that relevant? I don't see people posting a great deal of monsters.

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>>33140824
Short ugly miia. Extremely low quality post and I love miia.

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>>33140769
Post it somewhere else fuckwad.

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>>33140824
Lovingly raised as the future husband of one of their daughters, have no clue how they decide which one though

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>>33140795
It's ok, either that one anon's Kiki has stopped posting erotica so she wouldn't see it or she's going to post some maid erotica to balance it out

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>>33140850
No thanks. Use the tools or filters the site has provided.

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>>33140801
The ability to hide posts does not diminish the annoyance of someone posting the same six images in rapid succession everyday with nothing more to add or contribute.
The comic spammer does not add to any discussion and only serves to throw a wrench into the flow of conversation.
The comic is also in most cases completely dissonant with the tone of the thread, causing even more disruption.

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I am very interested in child monster girls for sexual relief purposes.

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>>33140890
Perhaps a filter for those images would serve you well then.

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>>33140877
You can tell when monster girl porn writers get pregnant as they start doing a lot more pregnant sex posting.
It makes Kiki mods get mad

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I hardly see images anymore here because I filter almost all but new images.

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Beware a monstergirls most powerful move. No matter your rank or health it will stop you.

>>33140917
Why not just not post it? Or post new images.

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>>33140986
Because this is not a proper image sharing site.

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>>33140925
>Anon gets a Kiki maid
>All he does is shitpost 24/7
>Kiki becomes a janny to clean the place up for her mastah
>She's secretly scheming how to get mastah out of the house because too much screen time is bad for his health
Unironically could see this

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>>33140846
I think her body is way more economically viable. She would have to consume less to support her body

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>>33140986
Because he got told to go to /tg/ and has an axe to grind here, same as almost every shitposter that blows through.

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Do you like tiger girls with bouncing boobs?

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>>33141001
>Master, you need a to get out of the house and stop posting about heavily pregnant maids.
>The fresh air will do you good and Mamonozon has been sold out of fertility supplements for the past three months

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>>33141053
>>33141062
>furry

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>>33141085
Don't respond, just alert the maids

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>>33141053
I prefer dragon girls

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>>33141085
it's the natural escalation after his previous antics didn't get his desired results.

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>>33141085
>shitposter gets mad and actually breaks a rule
It's a good thing anon, now you report it and move on.

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>>33141085
>no snout idiot

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>>33139993
Sleep tite hellwan

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Thanks for deleting the trash janny-sama

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>>33139719
What about centaurs' horse anus?

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>>33141093
Maids alerted. Shog mods have done their work.

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>>33141152
Centaur anal fisting is not explicitly stated, but it is implied.

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>Did I do that..?

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>>33141177
Please stop killing adventurers and raising them as undead some people want to corrupt them while they're still alive

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>>33141204
But my wife wants cute zombies to pet

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>>33141177
Yes, you dumped prisoner fruit extract down the village well. You left a note saying you did. And you hired a harpy to fly a banner over town saying you did. And a second harpy banner that said "hahahahahahahaha."

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>>33141177
Yes. That was my grandmother's wedding ring you threw into the maw of the abyss. It's the only thing I have to remember her by. I'm going to have to call my mother later and tell her that I lost grandma's ring. I'm probably going to be disowned. I was actually planning on giving it to you. I've always dreamt that I could give the one person who I loved the most in the world one of my most prized possessions. That's all out the window now. It's ok, I still love you. Nothing could change that. I'm just going through a lot right now. I'll head off to the guest quarters for tonight. I'll see you tomorrow morning.

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>>33141166
>Shog Roomba cleaning the ceiling with bo care for gravity

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>>33141177
>nerd wight neighbor hits on you every day
>hopeless romantic, she slowly starts growing on you
>show her some vulnerability and give a hug after she helps you
>"I'M WEARING YOU DOWN BABYYYY!

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>>33141227
This but undead grey lamentation mushrooms
>>33141232
>Anon goes to sleep after his passive agressive pissy fit
>His wight wife, having never heard of his grandma before today, or these troubles he talks about, is understandably upset
>She hatches a plan
>The next morning, his wight wife is shaking him awake- and he's bound to the bed with silk restraints
>"Honey, you seemed like you missed your grandma soooo much! So I....decided to dig her up!"
>In comes your grandma, no longer the sweet but frail old women you remembered her as, but now a thick, sexy wight with legs that go on for miles
>Her age is still apparent, but the light indications of her maturity only serve to make her even more attractive
>ywn get raped by your wight wife and wight grandmomster for being a bitch boy and not using your words

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>>33141289
I'm very happy that one person got it

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>>33141315
>wight grandmomster
That is actually foul

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>>33141315
>Anon writes a letter to the Demon Lord asking if she can make an exception to her 'no divorce' policy

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>>33140832
Hey

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>>33141315
wights are scary holy shit her idea of apologizing is to tie you up and get the desecrated corpse of his grandmother to rape him

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what if your lifespans dont match ?

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>>33140021
For the last time, Sabbath, you can’t use big titties to drag me into your cult if they’re attached to a bunch of snot-nosed brats

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>>33141426
something something shared mana same lifespan don't worry about it

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>>33140384
>>33140795
He made his own website
spidernon home blog/2020/07/14/shakla-ku-orc-femdom/
It's saying it's spam when I try to link

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>>33141426
Lifespans always match in MGE. Including harems all living as long as the longest living members. Being with an undead makes you near immortal.

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>>33141283
"Shoggy the roomba's stuck on the ceiling fan again"
"It's ok I'll go get the shog broom"

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>>33141454
And that's why you should always get your lich childhood friend to join your harem. And her dragon zombie sister And her vampire best friend. And the her cake wight mentor.

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Worshiping a pharaoh
>Rewards you with the reward of worshiping her
>Unreasonable demands that when you can't fulfill will punish you
>Undead and was probably embalmed so she literally doesn't have a brain or a heart
>Lazy and lets anubises practically run the country for her but puts on the façade that she does everything
>Will use her powers to get her way
>Generally bitchy and demanding
>Best you can hope to be is her throne
Worshiping a cat
>Rewards you by letting you touch her soft ears and grope her supple body
>Demanding but will shower you with praise for fulfilling her whims
>Still living so you can cuddle her for those cold desert nights for warmth
>Lazy and isn't afraid to show it. Although she can always make time to bully schedule dogs
>Will use her powers to give you fun riddles and questions where failure means you're the small spoon tonight and success means you're the big spoon tonight
>Generally lazy and demanding
>With enough time, sweat and cum you and form your own cat kingdom to rule with her
Should be an easy choice

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>>33141426
Magic

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>>33141481
>Shogba is squealing as it holds onto the fan, more out of excitement then fear.
>Poke it with the broom.
>It doesn't pop off so much as fuse with the broom and move itself through it until it plops on the floor with a happy little gurgle

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>>33141528
>Magic
dance magic dance

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>>33141391
>"Honey, it appears you went ahead and snitched to the demon queen! How unsightly!"
>You're unable to respond, what with your mouth having been gagged with black, frilly panties
>While your wight wife pulls a letter from the stack to start reading, your grandmother climbs on top of you for another taste of her grandson
>"Seems you made quite the strong case for yourself! Poor you, poor you...."
>Grandma angles your cock into herself, before slamming her fat ass down with a groan that is decidedly NOT grandmother-like
>"Was that any way to treat me? To treat your new wife? You seemed to miss your grandmother so much! Surely you didn't LIE about that, you wouldn't LIE just to HURT ME like a petty little husband would?"
>Grandma licks your neck with a long, cold tongue laced with wightdraining energy, her hips slowly gyrating around with you stuck inside her
>Savoring your taste, especially your fear
>"Husbands who do that would need to be raped for at a few hundred years to learn their lesson, right?"
>Grandma giggles at your muffled cry of panic
>"Well, it's no matter. A courier sent me a letter as well, and I duly responded. I let them know allll about how dutiful and KIND of a wife I was, so willing to share my husband, to share what's MINE, just to make you happy!"
>Grandma's hips pick up the pace, her insides squeezing your cock like a vice. Now her claws are joining the play, sinking into your shoulders, spreading icy tendrils of pleasurable pain all throughout your body.
>"And do you know what response I got from the dear Demon Queen after I clarified the circumstances..?"
>You were going to cum inside of your grandmother, you were going to flood her hag cunt with enough semen to make another family line
>"Enjoy a fruitful marriage, and a happily...ever...after~!"

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thing shotas loving monster girls would say to either get shotas or to make their fetish sound normal

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>>33141608
I was going to rape him when he was of age anyways

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>>33141521
Brown cats are cheating, who could resist them?

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>>33141572
What happens when you give the little Shogba a headpat?

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>>33141608
It's actually very high IQ to raise your own husband. That way you can show him even at a young age how perfect you are!

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>>33141608

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>>33139643

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>>33141608
It makes it even easier to hold them down and the faces they make are 200% cuter

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>>33141663
Shoggy's afgrvse adgadfd a bit faster

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>>33141577
I'm scared

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>>33141738
Me too.

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>>33141577
NAKED GRANDMA

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>>33140347
Yetis can be evil too

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>>33141528
being a skeleton seems so rad, I wish they were real

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>your childhood friend was a lilim in disguise all along
>all so that she could reenact her favorite "childhood friend" Zipangese erotic manuscript plot.

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Every woman i have met was terrifying like her
She is the only one i have met

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>>33141871
Listen all the matter is if she likes me or not, if she was just reenacting something because she thought it was fun I don't see why she needed to tell me, it's not like she was incapable of just disappearing

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>>33141738
This is typical wight behaviour. They savor the sweet mixture of both love and fear from their husbands, and will do anything to ensure their beloved are in a constant state of both wanting to fuck their brains out, worship their body for hours, and hide.

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>>33141577
>Grandma angles your cock
This is so fucking funny

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>>33141905
What, are you going to let some random hussy angle your cock?

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>>33141901
Your telling me my sweet zombie wife is going to become that? I like my little snugglebandit, I don't want to be femdommed!

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>>33141928
Just press B when she's evolving, she'll be fine!

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>>33141905
>Grandma produces a protractor.
>You're even acuter than you were the last time I saw you!

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>>33141893
Well of course she likes you. It was basically a really long foreplay for her.

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>>33141917
>>33141577
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T1uODvveAgs
This is what your wight wife wants

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>>33141928
Anons here act like it's inevitable that a zombie will become a wight. It's nice that the option is there, but it's not like it has to happen to everyone.

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>>33141928
Not always. The number one rule for any wight is they're essentially noble degenerates. If you can get your wight wife hooked on getting piledriven by her strong husband in the middle of court, then she'll happily keep the claws off or in while you make her feel like decadent royalty.
or use the forbidden technique of compiling zombie pictures to use as blackmail

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>>33141905
Only on monster girl thread

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>>33141928
your snugglebandit is going to become an expert at snuggle heists, accept it

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>>33141928
>snugglebandit
I like the idea of a zombie girl with a pair of underwear over her eyes holding a bag pointed in the opposite direction of her husband saying "put hug in bag"

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Imagine settling for a wight when Phantoms exist

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>>33140925

Unless of course it involves a naughty Mastah knocking up his Kiki maid and then sexually harassing her everyday. His hands gripping her wide hips as he grinds his erect phallus into her generous bottom while she tries to do the dishes, pulling her head back to kiss her open mouth, muffling her protests that she really must finish dusting the guest room, ripping open her shirt and groping her swollen, sensitive, leaking tits, suckling on her engorged nipples and then descending lower to make out with her rounded belly while she tries and fails to reorganize his office supplies in reverse-alphabetical order, squeaking and chirping in shame, horror, and deep, primal arousal.

She knows who she is now. Not a respectable domestic employee, not a reliable member of the household or even valued friend--she is *his* now, nothing more or less than his sex toy, a plaything that teases him, entertains him, plays with his body, caters to his depraved handholding fetish and carries his children. Soon, she will be a mother to his children too. The feeling of helplessness, of being owned by him, being bound to him because of the child she carries in her belly, is almost too much--she finds herself sneaking off to his bedroom after his careless and wanton neck-kissing and rubbing herself furiously to orgasm after powerful, squeaking, shaking orgam. She knows she shouldn't want this, that it's wrong for a proper Kikimora to get off on being a kept woman, to let herself be distracted from her chores to flaunt her naked, heavily pregnant body in front of Mastah, to inflame his lust until he can only be satisfied by railing her against the wall or pushing her under his desk and making her suck him until he covers her in his hot, sticky, potent seed, but she just can't help herself.

Kinkymora is a bad, bad Meido. She deserves to be punished--in fact, she'll probably ask Mastah to do so the next time he grabs a handful of her generous ass at dinner and tells her he'd rather skip straight to dessert.

I love the idea of a Kiki who loves her Mastah, but is turned on by imagining that it's dirty because it violates Meido etiquette, but I'm not sure that's lore-friendly. Maybe the kinky aspect for her is that she's not in charge and is being made a sex object rather than a traditional Meido and is neglecting her duties.

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>>33142005
Phantoms are very important. Can you imagine the audience retention a kind, understanding phantom would get with the wight nobility crowd. Explicitly taking time after each show to listen to her zombie fans carefully pronounce their adoration, and showering them with pats and compliments for their continued support

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>>33141823
All I want is for an evil girl to treat me like trash and then gloat as I fall hopelessly in love with her. Is that too much to ask?

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>>33142033
Yes, because the evil girl is going to treat you like she loves you and THEN gloat.

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Holy shit incestfags need to get out

pretty sure the Grandma posting is bait but still

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>>33142025
Honestly the idea of a sweet-tempered celebrity who hangs out with her fans all night and isn't a jerk sounds great. Especially if she has male admirers who confess to idolizing her and she gives them phone numbers of her unmarried sisters and friends

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>>33142025
I figure they would just flash a cuecard at the zombies to let them know what reaction they were supposed to have.

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>>33142091
I wouldn't mind fucking my adopted momster. Not sure if that's true incest though.

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>>33142126
>The lone Wurm that still doesn't get it and claps loudly during the closing monologue

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>>33142025
>phantom-made story about a hero who falls in love with a simple zombie
>all the girls in the crowd begging for an encore and a sequel

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>>33142152
Being raised by a long-life Monster and then growing up to marry her is pretty based, but fucking your own grandmother? I mean, wtf? Who sexualizes Gam-Gam like that?

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>>33142091
Incest posting has been with the thread since the start

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>>33142091
Wasn't meant to be bait fren, just a lewd and entirely too high effort reply to a pity begging shitter

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>>33141608
If his age is on the clock, he's ready to give ya the cock

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>>33142159
>Every performance features a new leading man and woman, which the helpful Casting Director Ms. Mindy Flayr ensures will fall in love during their rehersal and the Wight Director marries the two for real at the end of the performance.

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>>33142168
>>33142173
I mean, yeah, but...Grandma?

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>>33142005
>Broke:
>Wight raising your grandmother from her peaceful final rest to get her to rape you
>Bespoke:
>Phantom makes your grandmother appear in a cloud convincing you through an inspiring and touching moment to go after that Phantom girl

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>>33141871
>ywn have a childhood friend that is actually a lilim in disguise
>she will never get you hooked on a tv show where one of the main characters is actually her but normal adult form in costume
>when you grow up she will never give you a surprise birthday present by cosplaying as your favorite character from that show (which is actually her)
>which is actually just her revealing her true form

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>>33142225
https://exhentai.org/g/653175/cf1cce770d/

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>>33139643

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>>33142015
Such lovely degeneracy
That's a bad (good) maid

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>>33142225
Yeah.
Guess Anon should have just, I dunno, told his wight wife his issues, talked about what was troubling him, take the time to explain things about the heirlooms he has. Honestly the biggest retard part of his post was
>Be married to a zombie for many years until she's a wight
>never once tell her your troubles or about your family

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>>33142159
I actually met my zombie wife at one of those shows

[Anonymous No.]

Be a dear and impregnate the deer.

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>>33142167
I wonder if monsters would have a name for mamano that do this.

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>>33142248
Thanks for the advice, Willy. I will head to the Salvarision castle as soon as possible.

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>>33142167
>>33142225
Would you prefer if she's your grandaunt (or your adoptive mom's aunt)?

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>"Go ahead, B negative, you'll be just my type!"

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>>33142298
If you lifted a centaur and carried her around every day from birth, why couldn’t you eventually lift a fully grown centaur?

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>>33142229
G-Grandma? Y-you're alive?! I've missed you so much, I have so much to tell you...
>Oh, Sweetheart, don't look so sad. That lovely young pale lady came for us last weak and she was kind enough to let me know where you were staying. The whole graveyard is up and about, we're all doing fine--well, your Great-Uncle Richard is still his curmudgeonly old self about being undead, but he'll come around Especially after Lady White introduced him to some young desert hussy named Nefertiti or somesuch *sniff*
>Now, enough about us...I hear you've grown into a fine young man since I last saw you. Your Grandfather is busy today fixing up the old house, but he told me to say how proud he is of you. But tell me about yourself! Have you found a nice girl yet?
Well, Grandma, there is one girl...
>Oh-ho! Tell me about her, is she pretty?
She's gorgeous, and kind, and funny...but Grandma, I just don't know. She's...mortally challenged? She's a Phantom, and although I've been living her for years, I still don't know if I can marry an undead...
>Hmmm...that is serious...In life of course, I would have agreed with you, but now...now I have to look at things in a different light, given what Lady White's done for me and especially what her magic has done for your Grandfather! He's like a Order Paladin, just won't quit!
GRANDMA!
>Oh, sorry, dear. But what I mean to say is that, if you truly love someone, you should grab onto her and never let her go. What does your heart say?

And that's how Anon and Phantom D'Opera were married

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>>33142262
Yeah, I figured it was a counter-shitpost after re-reading it. Pretty funny desu, but not my taste at all--I had a long close relationship with both my grandmothers, so it's pretty weird. now, marrying an ancient vampire that you knew as a child as 'Greatmother Cecilia' would be pretty neat I guess, loving and marrying a girl through all stages of life is based

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>>33142496
The only memory I still have of mine are those strawberry candies.

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>>33142359
I mean, it's fine if she's just an eldritch Undead Godmommy that you eventually fall for and get married to, it's just weird when it's literally Grandma.

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All of these replies wouldn't have happened if one Anon simply told his wight wife, once, ONCE, that his ring meant a lot to him.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it slime time yet?
I've had enough of gushing grannies general

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>>33142560
The grannies will gush until morale improves

[Anonymous No.]

Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?

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>>33142560
The MGE says slimes are simple, what does KC mean by this? Are they like a dumb human or are they mindless like animals?

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>>33142855
The best defense against stupid simple slimes is to pretend to be unconscious/dead until they leave you alone

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>>33142864
>>33142892
They're not stupid. This part of the kobold entry applies to slimes too and I think it sums it up well
>"It is not that they have low intelligence, but their thinking is mostly simple and instinctive. So when they want affection from their master, they will be upfront with their feelings and just snuggle up against him with their entire body, so it is easy to understand what they are thinking from their actions."

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>>33142864
They have simple, easy to understand motivations and take little interest in things unrelated to them.

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I want to wander around a labyrinth until some lonely mino finds me and makes me her snuggle buddy.

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>>33142892
>Anon pretends to be dead
>slime covers his nose and mouth
>turns her arm into her head when he opens his mouth, stuffs her tongue inside

[Anonymous No.]

This is slander, most Wights are good and noble girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Mosquito girl. Rated X.

https://litter.catbox.moe/rg9emg.png

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If you could transform any hollywood kid into a slime for fun and pleasure, who would it be? Michelle Tanner from Full House.

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>>33143142
I'm starting to doubt that.

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Slime starts making her own core beat in sync with your pulse to be one with you!

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>>33143150
Rated "What the hell is wrong with you, fuck off"

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>>33143142
Give me noble warrior wights

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>>33143273
Rude.

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>>33143287
theyre called wight knights

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>>33143150
Rated r for retarded

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>>33143324
Why? Its not furry or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

the biggest gathering of perverts and degenerates not in wonderland

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>>33139643

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>>33143287
Wight in bikini armor, acting proud and noble like any anime knight girl despite the outfit.

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>>33143300
>>33143300
Well yes but that's not the point.
>"Ah yes, I remember my 'new' life beginning upon the fields of strife."
>"There I quickly proved myself to be a cut above my peers with quick, decisive actions and quick planning. "
>"Many are the foes that learned to fear Eudora Ford-"
>'Bullshit Eudy, you were just another one of the zombie mob that managed to catch our lady lich's eye by sheer virtue of still having military gear on your corpse when it was raised."

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>>33143382
>Cover up? Why should I hide my glorious figure?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the best monster child love dolls?

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>>33143411
Living dolls

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>>33143411
Hellhounds, for the DIY rape.

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I mean purchasing one from a store or aliexpress or some reputable manufacturer.

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>>33143486
I don't think those exist yet.

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>>33143346
Yeah, sure. Every small town and city has a placard that says this under the big sign when you drive into the place.

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>>33143150
Personally find nothing wrong with bellies that size but that's too /d/ for here dude.

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>>33143227
>Update
I love panties

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>>33143638

[Anonymous No.]

what would happen if you would cock slap a monster

[Anonymous No.]

Having problems sleeping? Consider Greenworms! Just let them sleep on top of you. The soft sound of their breathing and their calming scent will help you get the best night sleep possible!

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>>33143346
>"The biggest gathering of perverts and degenerates would not be held in the future Wonderland."
>"It would be held in our present, in Anon's home. Tonight."
- Tagline of The Profligator.

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>>33143665
Depends, anon. Let the bros figure out how fucked you are.

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>>33143705
I'm liking you greenworm anon, how do I stroke my greenworm to sleep but not rape?

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>>33143728
They're not all that rapey. Just keep feeding her lettuce or something

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>>33143728
Don't go below the belly part and you're fine, but not the actual belly itself. You know what I mean. I typically don't really go far past the head, she likes head/nape rubs.

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>>33143728
Not him but get comfy with her in your lap and against your chest, preferably after a meal.
Head stroking is a good way to get her off to sleep

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>>33143728
Also make get her to absorb some wonderland magic. That way she stays a soft squishy cuddly worm.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a eight year old Draco from Nonster Nusume.

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>>33143769
God damn it greenworms are cuter than they have any right to be.

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>>33143705
how do i keep my greenworm wife from metamorphosing into a pap*ilon? the very thought sends chills down my spine.

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>>33143705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qfFZfzPAOg

[Anonymous No.]

More Fallen God monsters when. I want a Dark Inquisitor or something like that.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33139643
Robo-snek.

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>>33143850
Greenworms are good girls who deserve all the headpats and fresh salads they want!

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>This is CUN-E TV live reporting the grand opening of Kurofufuru's Special Re-education Camp for the Disobediant Men! Where Black Goat Sabbath girls can take defiant men in and make them into the best version of themselves! We arent allowed to show the inside on camera due to Sabbath Code of Conduct but we can assure you that it's a safe and stress-free enviorment where men are trained to improve their freedom and be taught what is more important for the sake of the Sabbath Community!

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Baphomet Power Ranking:
Baphomet < Kurofufuru = Shirokuto < Greila < Marune < Runya < Ropurotto < Momonika

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>>33143855
Greenworms know that you love them very much as they are. They may biologically want to change but they can feel from the way you care for them that they're perfect for you the way they are.

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>>33144077
Where do I sign up?

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>>33143894
Here, take my hoodie. It's pretty chilly out here.

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>>33144077
Oh yeah I think I've heard of that place, my neighbor just got back from there. He seemed a lot happier than before, I even got to meet his little sister, who I hadn't seen before.

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>>33144364
when even the mofu is limp you know shits fucked

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Fat old snakes

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>>33143855
Why do you not want that? If you're afraid she'll stop being cute and funny, she could retain her old size.

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>https://i.imgur.com/tDSOgO7.png
i need it

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>>33144433
I know she's a bad lady but my body doesn't seem to care.

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>>33144509
She's only a bad lady if you don't want to fuck her.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the older the monster, the more fertile she is to make up for her age prior to initial lewding.

[Anonymous No.]

found an site like pastebin
http://www.4binz.org/

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>>33144539
I must find the oldest single Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

Post sex slime cuddles

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>>33144616
Dare you brave the labyrinth? There's a very old and very lost minotaur needing some directions and she's somewhat insecure about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33142560
Slimes are made for ______
>>33143655
Soooo, he turned into a Flayer's Husband?

[Anonymous No.]

What would having both a cursed sword and living armor possessing you at the same time be like

[Anonymous No.]

This is the ideal dog anything MG position.

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>>33144120
Oh shit the signs were suppose to be reversed, my bad.

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>>33144639
>insecure about it
look I'm horny, not a therapist

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>>33144705
>tfw the dog forgot to wear pants AGAIN

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>>33144693
conflicting
>stab you
>protect you

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>>33144120
Unsealed Ropu would likely wipe the floor with all of them, she even has Shiro scared.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best dork monster, besides Crow Tengu?

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>>33144705
Waking up in the morning to see ass in my face would be cool

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>>33144746
Haku

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>>33144746
I'd say either Nightmare or Bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

Come out of that cold, let grandma give you a big hug and make you some cookies

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>>33144784
Here we go again, alright Grandma bros, let’s get in those dusty attics

[Anonymous No.]

>>33144721
>forgot

[Anonymous No.]

Please, no more horny grandmaposting!

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>>33144120
Loprotte is supposedly turbo strong and old, Bapho-sama and Shirokuto are noted to both quiver in incel fear in her presence. She simply LARPs as a doggo (which might be caused by PTSD from the shit she's seen). But then Shirokuto is explicitly said to be exceptionally gifted with magic. So probably equal.
Bapho-sama and Kuroferuru weren't commented on their strength but are likely very strong for obvious reasons. They are kind of yin and yang in everything, so also equal-ish.
The rest are hard to figure out, so placing them in order of their outward maturity is probably as legit as any other guess.

So: Loprotte = Shirokuto > Bapho-sama = Kuroferuru > Grelia = Marune > Runya Runya (god this name is adorkable) = Momonika

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>>33139643

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>>33143855
Bro, loving a greenworm is wonderful, but you should want your wife to mature into the next stage of her life...you don't want her to stay the same forever, right?

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>>33144887
I want to watch runya runya tear a phonebook in half with her bare paws

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>>33144872
I welcome it

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>>33144777
>bunyip watching anime in some corner of the library
>too engrossed in the plot to notice Anon appear from behind a bookshelf
>he notices what she's watching
>tells her he loves the show and that he's so excited it's getting another season
>bunyip instincts are kicking into overdrive not only because a man is talking to her, but also because her shameful secret hobby has been discovered
>librarian anubis spends the next few days reshelving all the books that got knocked over in the ensuing tryst
>Anon now has a bunyip blanket to watch anime from

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>>33144887
Only thing I'd change is Momonika > Runya rather than equal. Runya literally can't use magic, not even a water sprinkler from her finger. Mononika while young, still has a lot of magical ability as expected of monsters.

Although Baphos do have insane physical strength so Runya's age and experience could come in handy I guess.

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>>33144915
what is wrong with wanting to keep my partner for life young and supple forever? those titania look-alikes are simply inherently less huggable, even if they had the decency of keeping their former size.
also, the actual process of metamorphosis is probably extremely traumatic, being restrained inside an unbreakable cocoon while your former wife is slowly reduced to something that resembles primordial goop(all the while being raped by said goop) is an experience that the average male will never be able to forget: or overcome.

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>>33145196
actually sounds a bit like dark slimes

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>>33145018
Poor Anubis Librarian, she's only working there while she finishes her degree in Civil Affair (with a Minor in Vizier Science). One day, she'll be running a Pharaoh's Kingdom instead of a crummy old library filled with perverts and dumb human boys, bleh!

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>>33144569
oh i was just moving my stuff to that site
it was made by some writefags on /k/ and i met the guy who runs it on discord, says he knows the site is still a bit janky but he's working on it

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>>33144872
>no more horny grandmaposting!
Okay.
You didn’t say anything about if your grandpa alps.

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>>33145404
Oof, c'mon.

Everyone loves incestposting, but what about the real deal? Delicious childhood friend 2nd cousin twice removed who you get the hots for and end up tangled up with during the family reunion

All the benefits with none of the consanguinity issues

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>>33139983
Do I get hugs and cuddles from Pharaoh-chan though?

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>>33140310
Milk coffee!

[Anonymous No.]

Are the fanart galleries kill for anyone else?

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>>33140541
It's gaslighting if whitehorns aren't your favourite monsters. If they are, then the whole scenario is just a more realistic and sadistic roleplay

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>>33145557
Of course! She isn't some cold-hearted monster! Good Pharaohs always reward their loyal servants with cuddles, headscratches, neck-kisses, ear nibbles, riding your cock until you explode deep inside of her and then leaning down to kiss you, keeping you inside until you grow hard again and repeating until you both collapse of exhaustion, to be repeated every night until her smooth tanned tummy swells with the first of your mighty heirs encouraging words of praise, and, if you are VERY good, holding your hand tight while you walk together in the shady Palace gardens.

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>>33140347
its very cute especially if you know that she does it out of love. Though, I'd still occasionally try to "escape" the cabin just to spice things up once in a while

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>>33140348
GANBARRE DARK ELF-CHAN

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sabbath is only good for one girl, prove me wrong

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>>33145680
No! I don't want to know its out of love! I want her to break my cold and terrified exterior like an egg with her sadism! I want to slowly warm to her rewarding touch when I behave! To come to terms with my new life! Over time, the line between service and reward blends together until living without her is unthinkable. I want the REAL DEAL, not some cheap imitation.

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>>33140348
I love greentexts where Anon is nice to a cute girl and she just decides to marry him without him really noticing. It makes any kinda life, even that of a prisoner or minimum wagie, sound wonderful.

Honestly, how comfy does that sound, working at McNukis and seeing your cute wife everyday, making ice creams for cute Wurms and Titanias, spending the an extra hour at the end of your shift having a nice lunch in a small booth with your cute wife, listening to her talk about her day and holding her hand, then headed home for a nap and make dinner while you wait for her to come home.

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>>33145764
she is the best sabbath affiliate.

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>>33145764
Every time I get near one of these things, my penis always ends up in their cunnys, it's pissing me off!

[Anonymous No.]

When is KC gonna make a monster for us grandmafags?

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like imgbox no longer allows NSFW.

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>>33142015
Behind the calm and elegant face of a kiki, lies depraved, degenerate fetishes she wants to do with mastah

[Anonymous No.]

how would you fix the edge damage of a cursed sword? aside from grinding it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146177
cummies

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>>33146177
It will heal in time as long as you give her the mana. Alternatively, you could take her to a cyclops smith for a "massage"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33145764
>Oi, nii-chan... Don't you think you're headpatting my Familiar a little too much?

[Anonymous No.]

If monsters were real I'd be staring at tails all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146260
Time for some heavy petting

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146302
I would be teasin all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33139862
Duck I love this art style and corruption so much.

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>>33146021
What other depraved fetishes are Kiki's into?

>Dressing Mastah in skimpy outfits and making him clean the house while she snacks on sunflower seed?
>Tying up Mastah to the bed and taking care of him all day, teasing him and playing with his body while he's blindfolded, gagged, and helpless, taking short breaks to give him sips of water or bites of yummy food, then returning to tease him more until he *begs* her to climb on top and ride him
>Inviting guests over for a fancy dinner party, but being forced to wear a vibrating egg while she serves dinner, with Mastah teasing her all night long while she struggles to maintain her composure
>Having Mastah perform embarrassing 'uniform inspections' by making her lift up her skirt so he can check her panties for cut, color, texture, and dampness
>Mastah taking a Doppelganger potion so he can be more productive at his job, so she can Roleplay as the harassed and overworked secretary in an office of horny men
>Female Orgasm denial where Mastah makes her edge for every room in the house she cleans, forcing her to rub herself on the edges of tables and chairs with clothespins tugging on her nipples?
>Mastah pushing her up against the wall to have his way with her, leaning into her ear and whispering how disappointed he is in her work, then roughly dragging her into the den, throwing her slim body over his knee, and spanking her cute round bottom until it burns bright pink, then making her apologize to him with her mouth before being sent back to the kitchen to fetch him a sandwich, minus her skirt so he can admire her cute pink blush and the torrent of sticky girl cum dripping down her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146357
Meant to say fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>33145764
Pretty much any species except for the >majins are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>come home Friday night after a long day of work
>looking forward to relaxing over the weekend with the wife
>seems like she's been waiting for this a lot longer than you have
>you both start fucking like animals that night
>after awhile you both lose yourselves to pleasure and black out while having sex
>occasionally you regain some fleeting clarity while trying to get out of bed, only to be dragged back by your wife and drowned in pleasure again
>wake up in the morning with your entire body sore
>manage to unglue yourself from your wife and get out of bed for some coffee
>notice that your answering machine has 50 missed calls
>who the hell called 50 times in one night?
>step outside to get the newspaper
>mailbox is completely full
>did the paperboy accidentally drop a bunch of papers and leave them?
>there's about seven of them
>then you notice the trash collectors picking up the trash from all the houses
>"Hey, isn't trash on Thursday?"
>"It is Thursday."
>that's when it finally clicks that you and your wife were fucking for about six days straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146260
yes i like to pamper my wife, thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146485
>Pampillon Wife after a quart of that new Red Honeysuckle Honey and 48 hours without sex

[Anonymous No.]

I like her devotion

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I summoned a thing but I'm not sure what it is or what it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146698
Whats that stare supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146698
M-mommy I need more of your sweet venom please make me kneel down I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146738
A lot of snake rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146748
Im fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146706
It's a cybernetically enhanced sounding lamia, it will eat all of your food and sound your cock while you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tsurara-onna dressing up as a kunoichi just look those 'ameriken faitingu gemusu rike morutaru kombatto'

[Anonymous No.]

What are some monsters for a guy with yellow fever? what about jungle fever?

[Anonymous No.]

Mersharks are the sahuagins of the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146866
I'm going to act like she's cosplaying Running Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146870
Ocelomeh, they have yellow fur and live in the jungle

[Anonymous No.]

Evil Demon lords that are really dominating normally but a total sub in the bedroom!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let a mean fox make you her servant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33143713
How big is anon's home though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147422
Only if' she's a classy mafia boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147456
It's bigger on the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147422
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147456
Big enough to allow plenty of monsters
too small for anon to escape

[Anonymous No.]

of hellhound mind with hellhound thought the hellhound god brought hellhoundness into the light the light now hounded lost its purity in place of it the hellhound the hellhound that is hellhound and none hellhound shall be but hellhound of mind and hellhound of soul and hellhound of hellhoundbody the hellhound's body flush and full of hellhound heat and hellhound history the hellhoundheart of each hellhound forged in hellhound fury a hellhound to face the life of hellhound mind the hellhound morning came harsh like hellhound breath hellhoundblack like a hellhound copulating with another hellhound to make this hellhound even more hellhound mastication of what the hellhound made not of thought no hellhound knew but brought anew this hellhound age old hellhound hatred into the hellhound world that once knew no hellhound now no longer new due to hellhounds hellhound at god's left hand come from hellhound gods now disproven by hellhound scientists white hellhounds white like I but hellhound underneath a hellhound known by it's maker also a hellhound so from a hellhound came a hellhound to procreate hellhounddom from hellhound to hellhound a suit for a hellhound a seat for a hellhound a slary for a hellhound and a hellhound book of poetry for be read doggedly in front of a crowd of hellhounds crowding where the hellhounds crumble this civilization now left to hellhounds a hellhound of thought and mind a mind of hellhounds with hellhoundeloquence and hellhoundarrogance and hellhound children fat and hell-pups not yet given the hellhound ‘hound’ wherein the violence of the hellhound comes to completion a harsh sound hellhound to say on a tongue fit only for a hellhound with hellhoundsweetness the world comes now full of capitalistichellhounds and opportunistichellhounds and hellhounds that are neither being nor beast but only hellhound of hellhound mind and hellhound thought with the hellhound god brought hellhoundess into the light once without hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>33141738
>>33141577
this is just disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33141823
Abominable little fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33145632
That sounds like I'm her husband. So why does she want to call me a "Boy-slave"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33145769
Anon, but she does love you. She wants all your attention to be directed only to her. She wants you to recognize herself as the one and only. The things she does are just her way of conditioning you to crave for her mind and body

[Anonymous No.]

Embarrass your mindflayer wife by holding hands with her in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146360
>making master clean the house while kiki snacks on sunflower seed
disgusting. Kikis won't ever do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33141608
Hey, he was the one who came up to me and started humping my leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33141426
Ghostfucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147762
Must be a different species in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

How meaty is too meaty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33142424
too bad, cuz I B positive, hah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147960
>draw a cat
>call it an ant
How is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147975
It's a cat-shaped ant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33141823
What is he trying to achieve by freezing himself anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33146360
This is what happens to your kiki's mind if you don't reward her with lewd things

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148020
He wants to be cryogenically frozen until they have a cure for Bonitis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148020
Stay away from those abominable cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33141823
>If you don't come out her soon, I'm just gonna have to come in there and warm you up~
Pray for poor anon, for he is trapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148269
Poor anon? He is getting cuddles. And you are pitying him? What's wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148325
Cuddles are abominable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148325
>Big, fluffy, white-furred paws typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148048
>>33148363
Hey, listen.
CUDDLES. ARE. NOT. ABOMINABLE.
They're the comfiest thing you can do with your wife

>>33148366
No I'm not. I'm a human man like everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148385
ABOMINABLE SNOWWOMAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148020
Just 3 days left for the "Keep your virginity until legal adulthood" one [0.3% of males have this achievement].

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148392
>Deceptive big, fluffy, white-furred paws typed this post
I'm onto you, yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148438
meant for >>33148385
whoops

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>want to do bondage with your wife
>she more than strong enough to break any bond you put her in
>want to try s&m with her
>her body is so resilient that riding crops and whips don't even phase her
I know she'd fake it to make me happy, but it still takes some of the fun out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>So I've been stalking you for a few weeks already. Starting through your window when you close the blinds and look at lewd things on that screen is the best part. You like the "titty ninja" games, do you? Seeing you constantly pan the camera up their skirts... it's a bit flattering, honestly. I'm gonna have a good time, "assassinating" your cute ass, kehehehe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148780
Yes, I like Taimanin Asagi for the futas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148808
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to tell your kunoichi stalker that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148780
You're not assassinating anyone unless you have huge tits, ceiling slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148780
Look, you better leave. My Cursed Sword wife does NOT want to share and if she catches sight of you you’re gonna be feeling the pain for months

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148758
It's the same with femdom Anon, there's absolutely no way an average malesub (talking about irl here) couldn't just overpower average domina and twist her into a pretzel. He just chooses not to.
You call this pretending, I call this physiological dominance. Yes my BEEG wife could just break my bounds, and she'd propably win the wrestle and pound me into the floor. She chooses not to because my dominance over her mind is stronger than her instincts. She'll endure edges and ruined orgasm despite being able of breaking free to finish herself or force me to give her satisfaction, because of the bounds my mind put on her mind, not the ones on her body.
BDSM always was about safety and trust. She gives herself to me fully and in turn I will never do anything she wouldn't want me to, and will focus on doing everything to give her as much pleasure as possible. The whole BDSM sex is about sub and sub's pleasure, dom enjoys pleasuring sub.
Ofc she could break Your bounds, but she won't, cause her mind submitted to You, not because she "fakes it". Doesn't that make it hotter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33145593
Works on my end

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148758
Steel cables and sledgehammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33149081
I suppose so. She probably doesn't know I've been watching her secret "meditation training" where she work on controlling her lust so she doesn't snap from the pleasure, break her bonds and rape me through the floor. I guess that just goes to show how deeply she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33149081
I want to have a powerful monster girl wife where we alternate on who gets to dominate who.
One day I'm nothing more than her boytoy and sex slave, the next she's nothing more than my cockslevee.

[Anonymous No.]

Spilling your spaghetti before Deonora while she is pretending to be a tour guide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33149491
That is called being switch and is objectively the most sensible approach to avoid frustration. I personally would like 50:40:10, ratio of dom:lovely-dovely:sub sex with my BEEG wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33149711
>"I-I You- Wow- I"
>"Boy what. Speak. Spit it the fuck out . What do you want to do? I'm horny. We're all horny. And you're not giving it to anyone. This is nonsense. You can't even use words anymore. Get the hell out of those pants already. Goddamn. Be my husband or something."

[Anonymous No.]

Mermaids can play a variety of roles in the party.

Like DNC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33149963
Or PLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>33145018
Watching the new Shogler Moon episode wrapped up in my cute dorky Bunyip gf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148385
The cuddlebug virus even affects the haughtiest, kuudere, royal girls

[Anonymous No.]

At my wife's pro debut and she keeps looking at me. She's going to misplay if I keep distracting her! What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150476
She's worried that you are lonely. Make it very obvious that you are talking to other girls so she can relax and focus on the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33144887
Momonika is the strongest at the only power level ranking that matters: sex appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150085
>Last man to ask what was up with all this shog stuff was never heard from again

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150626
So this is the power of ShogCorp...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33145962
Source? I'm not going to look through all the galleries, the handful I checked seemed still intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150693
Sounds like it was just Cloudflare shitting the bed. Everything seems to be working now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150733
Don't scare me like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Try to find a better pair of legs on MGEverse. Pro tip: you CAN’T

[Anonymous No.]

What other fictional kingdoms and empires in various forms of media and games do you think would be better off or be made even better if under MGE monstergirl rule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150784
Wights have pretty nice legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150874
all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150874
Cynosure, the nexus of all realities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150554
Ok sounds good I started talking to the little witch next to me and she wanted to sit in my lap to see the game better. My wife seems a lot more focused now, she just hit a homerun so hard that the ball disintegrated as it left the park

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150874
Wyoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150874
Nilfgaard? More like MILFgaard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150874
Florida. Specifically, southern Florida.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151002
Please no
Gator girls, everywhere, EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151031
Pythons, too. Tsundere pythons with abandonment issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151031
Get in the water Anon Moses

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151002
>fictional kingdoms and empires
>fictional
>Florida
I'm sorry to tell you this but we are real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151138
Tsundere pythons being caught by bounty hunters

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151248
No... Kent Hovind made you all up

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151248
I know. I live here, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151260
Dog the Bounty Hunter is an actual wolfgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151248
>>33151275

Ha you live on Americas wang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151315
It's epic. I can punch America in the dick whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151031
>>33151138
>tfw no tsundere python lamia and laid back gator girl to help you navigate the old swamps

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151248
Florida time?
>Florida slime caught putting her goo in mcdonald's, numerous spontaneous ejaculations reported in the area!
>Florida kobold in heat humps over 90 legs in a single day in public!
>Florida man spotted licking tails of succubi to immobilize them and running off, here's what you can do to protect yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151337
>ywn be rasied by a gator girl to hunt in the swamp and do it with one arm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151348
Florida Manticore "spine sniping" random men from a Costco roof. More at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151348
>Florida Kobold kidnaps lich to make husband immortal
>Florida lich upset she didn't just ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151348
>Florida man with two manticore wives kidnaps a Dark Mage to give him two dicks so none of them feel left out during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151348
Florida man steals F-16 from Homestead ARB. Attempts to joust with harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to buy the location and time for the bi-annual regional sabbath meetup, show up unannounced, and tell the lolis there that only one of them can sit on my lap. The first one to recite the complete honeybee movie script on their head for the entirety gets the honors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147730
because it's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151475
And I'm going to sneak out right before she's finished, then fly off with my big titty waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151348
Florida Elf broke into a prison to help her husband celebrate his birthday with "puff-puff"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151348
Florida Man attempts to recreate the large hadron collider, summons shub-niggurath instead. Coincidently, the local sabbath chapter is now attempting to break into his home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151578
That's a lotta goats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148808
Cringe
>>33148780
Based Kunoichi. I bet all Kunoichi are secret subs who dream of being defeated, captured, and broken into ninja pleasure-slaves by their target

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151348
>Florida CC fox attempts to steal an office worker by stashing him in her mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151374
Would pat, adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151578
gonna give that black goat a thousand young

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151348
>Florida Oni protects a man from hurricane by sitting on his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150930
Anon... did you just follow a shitposting cheshire's advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147762
Kiki's do.like sunflower seeds though, they would just never litter the shells on the floor and certainly would never dream of letting their Mastah pick up after them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151448
What experiments would a florida lich conducts on a poor, human man

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148325
Your laughing? Anon is pinned under a metric ton of fluff and sweaty Yeti tits and your laughing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151868
You're awful, Murray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151661
>be me
>move to Florida to work at the company that recruited me out of university
>fox that was born and raised here works at the desk next to mine
>she's a bit older, but she's just like the other locals here
>she's absolutely wild, legit chugs 3+ cans of monster at the desk every day and talks on the phone with her friends about jumping off roofs and making homemade flamethrowers
>I've caught her looking at me recently, almost like she's sizing me up before getting started that I see her and grabbing her tails
>one day she says that she has a firecracker stuck in her tail from last night, wonders if I can help her get it out
>before I know it I'm stuck in the mofu
>tells the boss she isn't feeling good and needs to go home
>I'm clearly trapped in the tails so the cops get called
>tfw I'm the one in jail and the headlines read "Florida man tries to molest fox coworker by kidnapping her mofu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151868

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151911
>Florida CC fox breaks into prison to marry her mofu's kidnapper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150784
haktauku legs are pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151812
Yeah and now I'm scared, first I thought she was focusing on the game, now she's etching R A P E Y O U on the turf while staring daggers at me. She's focusing even less at the game, she caught a fly ball and threw it to the wrong base, and didn't even aim all that well. She hit her witch teammate at 1st right in the head with her pass then went back to looking at me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33150878
Mmmm, Wight hips and thighs obligatory CLACK CLACK CLACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151938
I'm still gonna make deliberate, grammar mistakes and there's nothing you're sorry ass can do to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151454
What about the dark mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151982
>Florida man got 3 dicks that day and a new wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151454
Alright I'm going to kidnap a dark with to give me a hydra penis bros, with me luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151982
She's already married, but she opted to keep her husband's single penis in favor of extreme sensitivity, a quick-shot spell, increased semen production, and removing his refractory period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151997
how would you cum with three dicks, would it be nut, nut, and nut or just one big nut?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna do it. I'm going to out-hug a Yeti. If I don't let go of her, then she'll have to stop hugging me eventually, making me the winner. Wish me luck bros, next time you see me I'll be a legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151911
Red haired foxgirls need more love

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152042
go get em champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151938
yro'ue a cnut

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152045
Red haired fox girls who drink faygo and are named the female equivalent of kyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151634
Lower than a monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151961
I hope you buy a bunch of flowers to make up to her. Also cancel whatever date you planned for after the game anyways. Straight back home with her. No need to even buy lunch, she'll force you to eat something out anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152042
And that's how anon gets addicted to fluffy, yeti fur and becomes the jubjub equivalent of a human man

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151634
I am convinced a few degenerate kunoichis would flood the market with maledom porn annoying the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151634
Kunoichi are into the taimanin version of MGE, they're huge degenerates

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152042
>Runya Sabbath Rata wearing a parka and scarf with matching Runya colors
>Sees a husband and Yeti wife hugging in the snow
>Yeti has rare super heart pupils, hug must have lasted days
>They're cuddling, kissing, and squirming in the snow
>Rata furiously scribbling notes as fast as her mitten hands can write
>She loads the hugging couple onto a sled, they don't seem to mind
>With all her strength, she drags the subjects through the snow back to Runya headquarters for further study
>Husband receives home cooked meals, Yeti wife gets her own knitted Runya scarf
>Runya Runya herself studies the hugging couple as she blushes
>The hugging couple eventually become Runya staff members, head of Cuddling R&D

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152151
All Kunoichi are hopeless slave subs, their tough ninja training ensures they are all masochist by the time they leave the academy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152247
>they're still hugging to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152197

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be wary of Nureonago on Omegle, unless you're hoping that one day you'll open up an anonymous Mamonozon package with your new slime wife in it at your door

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152330
How would a mere slime know my address? I thought that Omegle is pretty secure

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152380
In higher temperatures Slimes can vaporize into Internet Gas

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152151
>>33152197

I like both of these takes. I will definitely be playing Taimanin games with my Kunoichi gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152380
Listen, I can't divulge too much information, but Druella has something that makes PRISM look like child's play

[Anonymous No.]

>>33151248
You expect me to believe a magical castle and a monument to a futuristic world both located next to a world class zoo all as a monument to the glory of a mouse is real? As if.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152413
A surveillance team of ratas distributed across the country??

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152413
Yes, but a mere slime wouldn't have access to all that data

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink a beast potion and become 100% horse and give my two daughters and wife a ride around the countryside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152572
No not all of it but Druella is willing to give away specific husband data free of charge for any mamono who have found one they want.

[Anonymous No.]

Looking for adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it considered rude to take the personality matrix and memory core from a shattered assault automaton and put them in an empty matron model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152529
I've heard it goes deeper than that. Rumor has it the database even knows your semen consistency and secret turn-ons. Something a mere Rata couldn't figure out on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152638
Adventuring with a stretchy kobold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152642
well is she your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152642
What would happen if you shoved it in an empty slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152672
No, I just found one while exploring g some ruins.
The original frame is shattered and won't power her properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152687
A slime with no core is probably part of a queen slime
They'll clean it at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152691
probably not then

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152669
>a stretchy kobold
What an odd thing to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152643
I'm gonna live in the deep woods, away from technology so Druella couldn't invade my privacy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152612
But I haven't even proposed to the slime. She can't just mark me as her partner from just one video call

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152715
Adventure Time

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152723
Gonna be that dude who just drops hints like mad, and make the monster girls spill their spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152749
I have no idea what that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152705
Could a slime and automaton, even if at least temporarily, switch bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere goddess that's a lewd pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152774
Good, that'd just be off-topic.
Just think kobolds with super stretchy powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152775
probably with magic shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152743
You must not be familiar with the New Era Slime Act, which among other things, gives Nureonagos the legal right to become lawfully wedded to anybody who smiles back at them when they smile at the man. It's the reason why Omegle has become so shit recently. It's literally just horny slimes now instead of Jokers doing sieg heils, it's not even funny anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152131
>jubjub equivalent of a human man
Imagine how how it sounds to monsters.
>>33152705
In MGE only Dark Slimes have cores.
>>33152775
There's always magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152819
So KDF's wife had an accident involving her chemistry equipment and the latex suit, turning her into a Kobold with the powers of gum AND rubber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152642
Does the Matron body start to infect the personality core with its motherly instincts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152853
>how how
*how hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152798
"Annnnnonnnn~ surely you didn't think you could run from the groping vines? Come on, let's go back to the shrine, looks like I'm going to have to 're-educate' you on the duties of the shrine boytoy~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152862
O MY RUBBER WAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152723
The Automaton Society and it's consequences have been disastrous for the Mamano race

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152886
WHEN I CUM uhh, yeah whatever no chapter this year

[Anonymous No.]

If all 220 monster species had a representative challenger for a really huge wrestling match, which species would win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152853
best selling Yeti erotica story "My Boyfriend Won't Let Go!?"

[Anonymous No.]

I need a Rata with an afro and a lotta heart

[Anonymous No.]

Why does this keep happening to elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152932
Because they're sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152908
I don't care but my waifu is going to powerbomb your shit waifu's ass into next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152908
>If all 220 monster species had a representative challenger for
don't even need to read the rest, Wurm wins every time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152642
I'd put personality matrix of a matron Automaton and put it in an empty assault model, one with massive muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152868
Probably
Or at the very least she's going to find subprograms that aren't very useful for her normal combat roles

[Anonymous No.]

>>33139993
>First time your centaur wife is sleeping on a bed
>She finds it quaint
>Wait for her to fall asleep
>Go under the bed
>One of her legs is dangling over the side
>Grab it
>She shrieks
>You're still laughing as she rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152957
Do they deserve it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152967
"I find these knife skills sub-optimal sir. My code only allows me to cut fruits, vegetables, and already deceased living creatures. I cannot defeat anything with these skills. I recommend you install a more combat efficient knife skill."

[Anonymous No.]

What MGE races would make the best mesugakis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152932
I love cute tied up Elves, her expression seems to be part embarrassment at being tied up, part arousal at being at your mercy, and part wry pleading for you to help her out of this mess.

I'd start by slowly stroking her arms, thighs, cheek, and ears, whispering words of love while her irritation, fear, and embarrassment melt away, to be replaced with security, love, and a growing need to feel my hands on her body. Then I'd lean in for a gentle kiss on her lips. She returns it hungrily, straining to reach my mouth with hers, the ropes no longer a prison but an embrace as I pull her body close to mine. Maybe I 'll keep her tied up like that, to tease her gently while I spend hours kissing her, feeding her strawberries, and nibbling her cute ears. Once she's deep into a floaty trance of love and arousal, I'll untie her so we can consumate our evening with deep, slow, passionate lovemaking, but right now, all I want is to feel her flighty, energetic body bound and wrapped against me, and her sweet tongue embracing mine as I show her just how much she means to me.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of new kingdoms/regions do you hope get introduced in MGE Vol. 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153033
They probably jumped into it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153080
whats in currently? dragons, demon realm, wonderland, desert, undersea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153080
just an expansion on the dessert and zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152967
*Beeping targeting reticule appears*
Young Master, you are at sub-optimal nutrition levels. Please select a Milk Tank and accept your nurishment. Do Not Resist, or I will be forced to engage my Naughty Boy Punishment Protocol

*Beep beep*

Nutrition flow engaged. Thank You, Young Master. Deploying headpats and soothing words to assist in positive reinforcement of nurishment protocols

>You are a good boy. I love you. Please suck on my nipples harder, that feels *so* good~. If you drink all your milk, I will make some delicious cookies for you later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153080
Viking Land

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153060
Dang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153058
Demons and hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153058
creeping coins are the quintessential mesugakis, momonika`s sabbath is literally chock full of actual bitch brats, and all marune species are pretty much a perfect match for the oppai loli gaki role

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss their bellies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153373
And their cunnies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153084
I wonder if they get other monsters to help them fulfill their damsel-in-distress/rescue fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153058
Devils

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153373
bapho-chan is so pudgy...
she is really letting herself go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153099
Demon realms, wonderland, undersea kingdom, desert region, zipangu, mist continent, dragonia, the order, pandamonium, heaven, fairy realm, cat kingdom, elf and dwarf nations.
I think that's that. I hope KC expands on the volcanic region and eventually show off the Balrog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152396
Just make sure you cover her eyes when the three letter parts come into play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153373
I wish there were artists who took commissions that did loli body types the same way KC does these days. Got something on my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152197
Do they like getting drugged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33141315
>>33141577
Fucking repulsive

[Anonymous No.]

wheres the best place to bury your sword if ya know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>33147627
>>33153570
NEKKID GRANDMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153598
Don't bury it, it'll rust. You have to properly sheath it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153183
besides valkyries and ratas, I can also see fenrir getting introduced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153373
If I do that, i'll fall in love and I have to be their onii-chans!

[Anonymous No.]

cursed gun or cursed sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152908
I hate sandworms but i'd have to give it to Sandworm, no way to damage her and she just has to thrash around to knock off pretty much anyone on the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>33148780
>"Mama ninja too pregnant to run on roofs."

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153628
Exactly, any Roman will tell you that gladius belongs in vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153686
Jormungandr, the BEEG Lamia who likes to eat herself out
Jotunns, the cuddly frost giants
What else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153703
cursed image

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153703
Cursed gunsword...or Swordgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153703
gunblade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153715
>stab her
>ouch

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153080
The underground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153703
cursed alp beanbag pillow that sucks your dick and swears it isn't gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153598
Under your pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153741
we could use more lore for dwarves

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153060
Prideful elves getting putty in your arms is the best thing ever. It feels almost feel like mindbreak when you break their haughty demeanor like a hard egg shell

[Anonymous No.]

>Last thread was good
>This one is filled with shitposts, rping, and off-topic bullshit
What gives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33152868
>shoggoth starts following your son
>your wife rides in on a motorcycle and shoots her in the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONg6uHfDiE
>>33153741
There's the place ran by Big Mama if that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153154
What's the Naughty Boy Punishment Protocol? I thought automatons are programmed to never physically harm their masters

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153799
There's ore in the ground. They mine it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153703
Tired of silent magic guns?

Remember the days of shell casings?
The satisfying metallic clink that signified a bullet was away and headed towards its home in the flesh of your enemies?
Remember when guns were huge and loud?
If so, and you long for those days, then marry a cursed gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33153419
I'd be surprised if the Danuki company hasn't sold any products or services to cater to that.

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best way to tease most monsters and get away with it?

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>>33153857
What's her name? Dakkalina?

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>>33153875
Marry a cheshire and do pranks with her.

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>>33153875
bicorn bait

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>>33153892
Smoky.

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>>33153898
What monsters other than cheshires love pranks? I can see monsters like a dragon or pharaoh trying but having no idea how pranks work so everyone else just rolls with it

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>>33153959
Most Wonderland species.

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>tfw not in high school being seduced by a big gyaru wurm

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>>33153875
Wear a shirt that says "Yeah, I use condoms, so what?" and learn to run for your life. Alternatively, make a blog where you discuss why nakadashi is overrated and dumb and shill it on message boards and self-serve ads.

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>>33154040
Damn son, you have good taste

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>>33153959
Kakuens, Pixies, Devils

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>>33154050
I actually never really talk about wurms. I just thought that scenario sounded fun. Good girls

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>>33154040
>Gyaru wurm tries to seduce anon by asking him to help her study
>She agrees
>Anon realizes how stupid the wurm is, puts her through hell
>tfw she can't make a move on him because of the mountain of work and the drill sergeant like tutoring he's giving her

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>>33154049
There's no way you're getting away with it

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>>33153715
The Romans were fans of a different hole

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>>33154079
Stupid, but a lot of potential!

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>>33153498
>Implying Taimanin has any of that shit in MGE world

It would be cool to take a Doppelganger potion to enjoy taking her from both ends though

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>>33154168
Maybe option 1 but option 2 seems foolproof behind like 7 proxies

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I want to be some depraved delf corsair captains love slave/cum pump/husband. Whats the best way to achieve this?

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>>33153812
Kek, based.

Now I want a Liquid Metal Shoggoth gf

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>>33154263
never underestimate the power of the Husband Surveillance System

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>>33154265

Wear a pirate costume and get caught trying to steal her booty

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>>33154289
>It's all fun and games until you make a blogpost saying Druella is gaining too much weight and needs to 'hit the gym fatty'
How harsh is the punishment

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>>33154289
>Department of Husband surveillances

What MG is most likely to be a glowie? Demon's? Automatons? Crow Tengus?

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>>33154316
>grab dark elves booty.
>get tied to the mast of the ship.
>relentlessly raped and teased in front of her whole crew.
>happens for a week straight.

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>>33154330
I mean Gazer would probably be the most efficient as she can monitor multiple guys at once, but likely wouldn't do it because it doesn't really satisfy her needs

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>>33154346
>raped and teases
Oh no anon, you mean just teased. You really think your new mistresses are going to give you that satisfaction? If you're a good little sea doggy they may let you release after a week, but it's going to be pure edging until then

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>>33154346
Dark elf booty is notoriously easy to steal though.

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>>33154346
>Get captured by a Dark Elf corsair who's possessed by a succubus
>Have to hear "SHUT UP DEMON!" every time she tries to tease you

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>>33154379
Very true. If she doesnt make you a mindless beast trying the hump the air in futility over the course of the week than whats the point.

>>33154392
Maybe a single dark elf booty. This is a whole crew of dark elves. Much harder to plunder.

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>>33154330
The CIA bitches glow in the dark. You can see them if you're walking. Just throw them over your shoulder. That's what you do.

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>>33151240
the destiny of small brown fertile cats

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>>33154409
The sword is whispering for your cum. Dark elf corsair must resist its dark temptations.

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>>33154493
Can Cursed Blades possess other monsters?

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>>33154392
You can't steal just the booty, you have to haul the whole thing.

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>>33154550
Dark elves/elves needed to be corrupted to count as mamano due to being near humans. Thus im sure its possible.