/07/th Expansion Thread

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Higurashi, Cicada season, Seacats, Ciconia, Higanbana, Rose Guns Days and all other 07th Expansion works.
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07th Expansion archive:
https://mega.nz/folder/wLxAFApJ#bw2evoJRzl6BDhlpadX1YQ

Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/aa9NjGdU

Image Based Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/G5xm1rbQ

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I hope that I did a decent enough job with the newly added disclaimer.

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP

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please don't show up italianon

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Satoko's perfectly cute smile!!
Satoko's perfectly cute fang!!
Satoko's perfectly cute blush!
Satoko's perfectly cute eyes!
Satoko's perfectly cute expression!
Satoko's perfectly cute fluffy hair!!!
Satoko's perfectly cute cheeks!
Satoko's perfectly cute oversized sukumizu!!
Satoko's perfectly cute neck!
Satoko's perfectly cute collarbones!
Satoko's perfectly cute shoulders!
Satoko's perfectly cute loose shoulder strap!!
Satoko's perfectly cute armpits!
Satoko's perfectly cute pit hair stubble...
Satoko's perfectly cute arms!
Satoko's perfectly cute elbows!
Satoko's perfectly cute hands!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingers!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingernails!
Satoko's perfectly cute pose!
Satoko's perfectly cute body!
Satoko's perfectly cute budding boobs!
Satoko's perfectly cute name plate!
Satoko's perfectly cute chest!
Satoko's perfectly cute tummy!
Satoko's perfectly cute navel!
Satoko's perfectly cute hips!
Satoko's perfectly cute butt!
Satoko's perfectly cute cameltoe!
Satoko's perfectly cute thighs!
Satoko's perfectly cute bandaid!!
Satoko's perfectly cute calves!
Satoko's perfectly cute ankles!
Satoko's perfectly cute feet!
Satoko's perfectly cute toes!
Satoko's perfectly cute !!!!!

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Just finished Ciconia.

What's with Lingji's gauntlet turning golden at the very end?

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The Pioneer of Rokkenjima.

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>>33109590
It's implied she joined Vier's scientist group since they had gold gauntlets. But we don't exactly have full context behind that yet. It would explain why Miyao berated her for 'throwing away her pride as a gauntlet knight' at the end.

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yes they're real, quit asking!

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>>33108926
you didn't

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Free her.
End her suffering.

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Leaving energy bars on Koshka's bed every once in a while

Watching her lazily wake up and stuff her mouth with it while still half asleep

Koshka going back to sleep and curling up into her blanket after checking the time and realizing she can nap a little longer

Koshka slowly drifting off with a satisfied expression on her face

hauuuuuuu

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thankyou for being born

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>>33110094
thank you for being italian

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Oo~hohohohoo~!

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Satoko (evil)

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Just finished Ciconia. Why did Chloe kill Lillya? Is Vier Miyao's mom? Why is not-tomitake so creepy about his daughterson? Was Jayden AOU's traitor? Also can we figure each faction's traitor with only phase 1 in mind?

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What would you do if you were a Voyager witch?

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Erikantrice Manifesto is completed

Manifesto: https://pastebin.com/XVrRMWqS
Booru: https://erikce.booru.org
Latex: https://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf

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>>33110253
Find the fragment where everyone dies from food poisoning

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>>33109590
It was made in China and broke down after three uses.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtXmPDpTWVQ

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As much as I'm enjoying Gou I gotta ask where the fuck is phase 2? Ryukishi please.

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>>33109519
There are so many perfectly cute things about Satokoのactual, literal body! And that's not even getting into her grade 6 mind and personality!

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>>33110840
He's trying to create a catbox by leaving the story unfinished.

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>>33110851
Damn his meta powers are growing far too large we need to stop him.

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https://streamable.com/97ic41

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>>33110840
Phase 2 is right there anon. It's already being aired every Thursday.

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>>33110951
What should have been instead of Ciconia.

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>>33110951
What if Gou was a VN instead of animay

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>>33110027
Free her? You mean free them? But that would unleash a monster... unless you meant free her by ending her suffering and blowing her brains out.

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>>33108926
Worth a try

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>>33110951
That mouse cursor ruined the whole video.

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>>33111737
I didn't even notice the mouse when I watched it.

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>>33110951
K-kuso

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>>33110840
December 2021.
Assuming no further delays, but Ryukishi hates you and your tears sustain him.

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>>33109053
I had a rough day, but that's life, it happens
Woke up on a dark side of my mattress
I guess I forgot to set my clock
Overslept, almost lost the job
Then to top it off, I'm kinda hungry
But can't eat till I find my money
It's in my wallet but my wallet ain't in my pocket
Can't remember the last time I saw it

And they don't want me in a bad mood
Afraid that it'll spread and everyone will catch an attitude
They got 'em all singing the same tone
Thinking I should go and start a fire in the break room

Co-workers make me sick
And the manager really ain't shit
But I can't quit, so I'm hiding in the basement
Holding onto to my face like fuck this place

Every day can't be the best day
Do what you can right now, don't hesitate
That's why we try to make love and get paid
Take the bad with the good, now let's play (x2)

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>>33109053
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE (COME ON!)
THE NOOKIE (COME ON!)
SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE
AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!)
STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!)
STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!)
STICK IT UP YOUR…
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE (COME ON!)
THE NOOKIE (COME ON!)
SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE
AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!)
STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!)
STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!)
STICK IT UP YOUR…

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What gender was Ryukishi's friend under BT nickname?

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>>33112317
This suits George.
I hate this fat cookie stuffing loser

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>>33109590
It was possibly a timeskip, a cutaway.

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>>33110951
10/10

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>>33112334
If he was a male and Ryukishi was attached to him, then it becomes quite obvious why he writes novels on gender topics with vagueness. I think they were gay friends, but it's pretty cute

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>>33110203
>Why is Toujirou so creepy about his child?
He’s a sicko who wants to fuck his own daughter. (Miyao) isn’t necessarily the first Miyao though if that makes it any better

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>>33112127
Why doesn’t Ange simply eat Bernkastel?

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>>33112499
Only the Chinese eat pets. Ange hates chinks.

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>>33110050
>never ever

Why even live at this point

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>>33110951
Stop spoiling Phase 4 ryukishi

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How would Ryuukishi handle a WTC based on the caveman age?

I'm reading the Earth's Children series and it's a pretty interesting setting. Ayla is a bit of a mary sue, though.

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>>33113026
What is "Free" for? lol

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Do I have some sort of fetish for the human condition?

I literally cannot sexualize any witches, not even Beato, but I find nazi Beato and kuwadorian Beato pretty hot.

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What if Rena's fears come true and she's abducted by aliens? What if she's made to participate in a galactic tournament representing the human race? What if her species flag is literally a picture of a naked arse? What if she is eaten by the representative of another alien species and they are both disqualified?

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>>33113026

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>>33113267
Imagine Rena's fear, despair and humiliation at being treated like livestock by superior life forms! Lewd!

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Why can't we just clone human bodies altering their DNA so that they are born without brains? It would mean free meat and free organ harvesting without harming anyone.

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>>33113687
I think one of the more promising avenues of research involves 3d printing the matrix required and then seeding it with stem cells. We're 5-10 years away.

Store your stem cells now, because any replacement organs you will have when you're older will be from you the day you store your cells. If you're 21 when you store your cells, you'll have your 21 year old heart waiting for you when you need one. If you need a blood transfusion, your 21 year old blood, etc, etc, you get the idea.

Consider it. This is the medicine of the future, and the day you get your stem cells out is the day you hit the biological "save" button. Today, we can only "reload" blood, somatic cells, and connective tissue, but what about 5 years, 10 years, 30 years from now? For me it was $1500.00. Ask an 80 year old billionaire if they'd give up their entire fortune to be 18 again, and I'll bet they'd say "yes". I'm just north of 30, so not 18, but $1500.00 for even a subset of that... for my heart to have a reset at 30, or my hip to have a reset at 30... even if there's a chance that those procedures will be available 50 years from now; $1500 is a laughably small amount to play that hand of cards, given what's at stake.

I just know that this is the future, and once it's ubiquitous people will be looking back and kicking themselves for not hitting the "save" button earlier.

I had my cells actually taken out by a startup called Forever Labs, and they subcontract with a handful of doctors to actually perform the extraction, and a cryogenic storage company called BioStorage Technologies. It was $1500.00 for the extraction procedure and shipping and everything), and $250.00/year to store them (first year paid). The most important thing is that I own them, they're 100% my property despite the lab extracting them, and being stored at a facility.

The stem cells themselves were taken from bone marrow from my hip. It was an outpatient procedure... but I'm not going to lie, it was unpleasant. It didn't hurt, per se, but there is something deeply unsettling about the feeling of a tube sucking out the inner contents of your hip. I honestly don't know how that procedure would or could ever be pleasant though, and given that the entire thing (from the moment they first anesthetized my hip to when they plugged the hole and put gauze on it) was about 15 minutes. My understanding is that it was very, very well done given how fast it was and the fact that the only evidence was the round entrypoint for the tube that's maybe the diameter of a pea.

Consider as well, with this, that it was my first time getting any procedure like that, so I definitely just wanted to gtfo of there as soon as possible after it was done. Looking back on it, even most of the unpleasantness was due to nerves and just the fact that it was my first time being awake for any kind of operation (and only my second operation, the only other one being getting my wisdom teeth out).

After that, they said once the anesthetic wore off it would feel like someone punched me in the hip, but it just felt a little weird for half a day and kinda sore for another half.

All told, it was very easy to do and quick-from when I first signed up for more information on their website to when the cells were out was like a week and a half, two weeks.

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>>33113783
My reasoning is the following:

-Your DNA degrades over time

-Your stem cells degrade over time

-Correcting old mutated DNA will probably be a lot easier and safer if you have the baseline, unmutated one for comparison

-Any treatment involving stem cells (such as organ regeneration) works a lot better with your own stem cells (immunity and general compatibility)

-The technologies required for storing "backups" of both DNA and stem cells already exist: it's called DNA sequencing and extraction of stem cells from bone marrow (see Forever Labs for instance)

I see many people focusing on their diet or drugs but not many discussing doing, quite literally, biological backups of their "source code". This could prove a significant head start in your personal race to longevity escape velocity, though.

One drawback is the cost of these procedures: around 3000 USD, plus 200 USD annual in the case of stem cell storage.

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Is loving Miyao gay?

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>>33113375
Beato!

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>>33113897
It's a biological female, but if your attraction comes from thinking it's a boy, yeah it's gay

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>>33113936
I want to shove objects up his ass and watch him cry and desperately assert his manhood. Is that gay?

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>>33113966
No, that's not gay.

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>>33113974
Cool. Nice.

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>>33113997
I lied! That's super gay as fuck! That's so gay it's banned in most countries!

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>>33114043
Uooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ooshi-samaaaaaaa s-sparrreeee meeeeeeeeeee I'm sorrryyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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>>33113936
I want to fuck Meow because she's a girl, but I would never be attracted to Miyao even if he exposed his hairy pussy for everyone to see.

Doesn't this mean that our perception of someone's gender is more important than what their actual sex is? I mean, I wouldn't really be attracted to Meow if she had a dick, no matter how much she feels and acts like a girl, but I'd definitely find a male Meow slightly more attractive than a female Miyao simply because I think of her as a girl and she thinks of herself as a girl. Sure, girl's bodies are incredibly lewdable and humiliatable, but their feminine personalities are what really seals the deal.

This has nothing to do with trannies, though. They are all nutjobs.

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>>33114095
I think the key question here is whether the "girl with a dick" is a delusional tranny or a legitimate DID personality.

The tranny isn't a girl no matter how much he claims to feel like one. It's all a big delusion. An intentional desire to become someone he isn't. Meanwhile, someone like Shannon, who has been raised as a girl and thinks of herself as a girl and barely even has any sexual characteristics to begin with, is a hundred times more attractive than Miyao, because despite having tits and a pussy, he thinks of himself as a dude and acts like a dude. I don't feel like making a dude cum or humiliating a dude. It's not something I find obscene or erotic. It's all in the personality.

This doesn't take into account their actual personality traits, though. I'm ignoring whether Shannon's withdrawn personality or Miyao's more smug personality is more or less attractive depending on your tastes. I'm talking more about their feminine or masculine behavior and self-image (this part is important because humiliation attacks someone's ego, so a girl that sees herself as a dude because she's a schizo with DID wouldn't really be satisfying to humiliate at all).

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I’m attracted to (Miyao) because I know that she is really a biological girl, but I’m not attracted to (Meow). What does this say about me?

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>>33114371
It says that you are confident that this is definitely what will be revealed in the future.
And it probably will be. But we still don’t know for definite.
In short you are willing to risk traps.

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>>33114371
>What does this say about me?
You are gay because of what I explained in the two posts above. You like dudes.

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I don't care if Miyao has a dick or pussy, I would ravage their boyhole/girlhole because they're cute.

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Welcome to schizo general.

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>>33114702
pedo cucks are not schizo
schizo implying being smart

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>>33114665
I find his clone hotter but would ravage the hell out of Miyao too. And Meow and MIYAO.

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>>33108919
>>33108926
Italianon rent free as always

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>>33115099
Does she have a cute bush?

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UUWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
Amakusa chesto... ;__; ;____;

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>>33115161
Yes.

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Seshat and Jestress are cuter than Bern and Lambda because they have pathetic human bodies.

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>>33113840
And the fact that it'll probably not work. Just like all those women who froze their eggs and are now permanently infertile since there's only like a 0.1% chance of frozen eggs fertilizing.

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>>33115173
>Shion is bigger than Beatrice
mogged

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>>33114996
Welcome to smart general

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>>33115099
Clearly not a clone of Miyao

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>>33115173
>No satoko
why live

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>>33115299
Why do you say that? The bundas?
I think it might be a similar situation to Shkannon with that.
But with the cheating line, maybe she's his/her ciconia momma.

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>>33115173
ryukishi can draw a nice set of titties

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>>33115173
It should be Satoko, Mion and Kanon, but someone clearly has no taste.

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>>33115173
Why does Shion look like she has hairy armpits?

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>>33115173
Pitsluttery... and there is no Satoko!?!

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Welcome to armpits general

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All armpits are lewd, but the armpit stubble of an 11yo Satoko is peak lewdness.

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Putting Ange on a diet

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>>33113026
based af

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>$500! I have $500 for anyone who wants to hug me! $1000 if you pretend to like it!
Would you accept this gruelling offer? How low would you go for money?

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>>33115719
It worked!

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>>33115747
H-how much will I get if I actually like it?

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>>33113687
This would make a lot of sense. I think the main obstacle is simply that human cloning is illegal pretty much everywhere, with or without brains. The closest is probably human-animal chimerization, where we grow human organs inside a pig for example. Sadly, this has also been outlawed in many countries, although I think opinions might slowly change as the procedure gets more common. The most convenient way would be to just 3d print artificial organs like >>33113783 said, but this is still somewhat in the realm of sci-fi.

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>>33115747
I hugged an obese girl before.

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>>33115762
You'll get an annual salary of $50,000 a year and a 3% stake in the Ushiromiya Group if you agree to stay by her side forever and not bully her and give her hugs and kisses.

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>>33115792
>Are ya winnin' Onii-cha-

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>>33115759
I love this absolutely pristine Ange

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>>33115772
It's only illegal because people are fucking stupid.

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>>33115792

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>>33114287
I want to fuck Kairi's ass and hairy 14yo pussy! Sassy slut!

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>>33115912

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>>33115792
>>33115912
>touching bern tummy

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Asserting dominance over Shion

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What did Satoko ******** ** ** ******** ***

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>>33115792
Look at that supreme winner
Image spoiled by the truck at the door.

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I posted this on the wrong thread, but I wanted to ask you guys: What's going on in this picture?

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>>33115983
Satoshi is Satoko 2nd personality
we never see him in the first 4 games

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>>33115983
*********** represents her armpit stubble!

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>>33116027
Kill yourself italianon.

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>>33115993
Fixed

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>>33116058
This is so good now

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>>33116058
>touches bern tummy
>sister gets meatminced in exchange
oh the price

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>>33116051
mad 1-bit goat
this explain why we never see this Satoshi
Only Ooishi, the culprit, speak about him no one else except club member who support Satoko mental illness

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Amakusa does not exist in any of the games.
He is clearly a second personality of someone.

No wait, I got that wrong
It’s just Ange’s ass blocking my view of him

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Growing a Miyao clone without a brain for her organs :D

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Eating a bowl of Koshka's skinflakes for breakfast

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I demand the lore behind lavender Bern.

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>>33116312
Imagine her cute liver

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Why did this thread delve into a discussion about human cloning and speculation about the future of stem cell research?

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>>33115792
I love this pic. Look how pathetic Ange is, walking into the happily pseudo married life of Tohya and Ikuko as they play around happily with Bern without a care in the world. Look at the bliss on their faces, you can really tell they've led a content life for the past 12 years and have truly enjoyed each other's company. Ange in comparison has spent the last 12 years alone and abused and neglected without a single person to rely on, the past 12 years have been spent fetishizing the idea of her dead brother to the point where 'Battler Onii-chan' is more like a concept of a kind caring brother than the real Ushiromiya Battler. Then, as she walks in to Ikuko's house that image is torn away. She's hit with the sudden gut punch of realising that her brother didn't care about her enough to return home and that while she was living her life in abject suffering under horrific abuse and bullying, Battler was writing up stories about Rokkenjima and directly contributing to how much Ange suffered. All the while Ikuko and Tohya snuggled under the blankets and drank hot chocolate. The last desperate hope that Ange had of her family loving her and returning to her is torn to bits in the worst way possible with her realisation that her family survived but hated her so much that she wasn't worth returning to. It's great. Fuck Ange.

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>>33116396
Welcome to human cloning general

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>>33116396
It's because Ryukishi won't release Phase 2. That's the cause of everything.

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Ciconia made me think... It seems perplexing there is not a universal language yet in 2021.

Clearly agreeing on one verbal language would be difficult (such as English or Mandarin). I realize there are many sign languages too, which again, is a similar problem to verbal languages in the sense of "how do you pick one over the other". I think we should create a universal sign language of like 100-300 simple words and teach it in schools. It would make the world a lot better.

The language would be composed of 100-300 simple nouns and adjectives to help navigate foreign countries. This is not meant to be a full language, just a partial language to get by in the world, not to have complex discussions about philosophy. In a Vsauce video on YouTube titled Zipy, he discusses how 50-100 words account for 50% of our daily language. Thereby making 300 more than sufficient for minor communication to occur through a new sign language.

Wouldn't this drastically reduce the language barrier with minimal effort? You could communicate and have simple conversations/ask for things at shops/tell your doctor what is wrong in any country in the world. It could save lives and generally make traveling a lot more pleasant.

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>>33115792
artist name?

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>>33116406
I love this massive mincemeat monster

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>>33116396
Because we need to figure out a realistic way to live forever so we can live to see Phase 2.

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>>33116527
>what is auto-translation AI

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>>33116532
Antipreservation Jap

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>>33116527
Wasn't that the point of Esperanto? It was meant to act as like a universal language. But Esperanto is fucking cringe so the next best step is to secure American/Anglo hegemony across the world and have English be the next universal language.

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>>33116527
No, artificial languages don’t work for human communication. It would fail to standardize and you’d end up with the usual creol and pidgin stuff.
Esperanto has been failing forever.

Welcome to linguistics general

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>>33116527
why should it be tochen in schools

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>>33116563
You can't have a phone with charged batteries on you at all times. There are times when an universal sign language that isn't fucking retarded and confusing (like sign language for the deaf is) would be really useful.

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>>33116396
this post made me realise that in Ciconia's case time loops might be handled by making clones have the memories of their originals

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>>33116567
Esperanto is a verbal language. Putting aside that it failed horribly, you can't expect people with bad aptitude for language learning or memory problems to learn a language like that. A sign language created for the sole purpose of superficial communication could be easily learned even by 80 IQ retards.

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>>33116603
>tochen
You mean taught?

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>>33116527
English is already the de facto global language.
Only Chinese has more native speakers, but almost the entire world knows English once you count secondary speakers.

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>>33116565
Thad claimed this post was a joke.

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>>33115903
I do find bioregulations annoying and short-sighted a lot of the time. They seem to be based more on what regulators think sounds icky than in any genuine utilitarian calculation.
Consider the Covid vaccine. Many people don't realize that for example the Moderna vaccine was designed and ready at the end of last year's January. We spent a year on testing due to regulations. What we could have done instead is human challenge trials, where volunteers are intentionally injected with the virus after being given the vaccine. This is so much faster that we could have started shipping vaccines last year's May. (Obviously you would incur the risk of the vaccine having unforeseen long-term consequences, but that is a possibility with anything you do.)
Still I wouldn't necessarily call it stupidity. I think most people don't care much about living forever, so technical solutions for immortality aren't as valuable as they might appear to somebody who does care. And in any case these are difficult issues to solve even if there's political will for it.

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>>33116527
English is basically that, most people can speak at least a basic version of it. And when combined with body language and pictures it allows one to convey everything but complex topics.

The reason there isn't a true universal language like you suggest is simply that it must catch on and be taught to everyone. That is the hard part. People have tried with languages such as Esperanto, but convincing everyone to learn a new language that no-one knows and therefore isn't useful yet is very hard. You would have to have government initiatives all around the world for several generations for it to become what it was intended to be. It doesn't matter if it could be taught in a couple of weeks, it's hard to make everyone do something. It requires group effort not individual effort.

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>>33116577
>artificial languages
>Esperanto
>linguistics
I was talking about a dumbed down and piss easy to learn version of sign language, not an actual language with words.

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>>33116527
These ideas are great in theory, and one cool thing about a sign language is that you could probably teach this to trained animals as well. Imagine if you could talk to dogs and humans using the same signs! But the problem is that you need basically the whole world to be on board with this, or you end up with multiple standards like >>33116577 said.

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>>33116655
There are millions of people in most countries that don't know any English and never will. The idea I'm proposing could make them able to communicate with anyone in the world if they simply spent a couple weeks learning the hand signs. Nobody would refuse, lack the talent or find it bothersome. The reward would be worth the time for 99% of the population.

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>>33116666
Hey satan there is such a thing as morals and ethics. Not everyone is okay with human sacrifice and growing organs inside of pigs, it ruins the sanctity of human life. If you want a pig kidney go ahead, but I would rather die. Perhaps you have a point when it comes to growing human organs in animals, but growing humans for their body parts? No, we can't decide that this and that person isn't a human, even if they were never "alive". At that point all of us are livestock.

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>>33116707
I always believed that if dogs could physically speak, they would. I think they are more than intelligent enough to parrot words and ask for simple things like "water" or "walk" or the names of the family members. They just lack the ability to physically produce those sounds, so they stay silent and can only bark.

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Battler culprit theory

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>>33116688
Still would not work, would get altered beyond belief in most cultures and gestures are not universal.
You’ll just get problems. No centralised organisation has managed any thing like this worldwide and outside of science fiction they probably won’t.

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>>33115173
Even Amakusa is bustier than Rika will ever be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116625
How would that loop the world back to a pre-war and pre-Mario state?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116532
https://twitter.com/becomeafish1
the artist also has a pixiv
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1745548

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>>33116774
Ikuko winning again

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116795
the clones already existed back then and the narration changes to their perspective

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>>33116527
>>33116678
I forgot to add that language isn't just a thing were people use different words for the things we do. Ideas of what words mean aren't universal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116795
I wish we could loop back to get rid of our Mario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116666
>I think most people don't care much about living forever
The media has made sure to brainwash an entire generation into thinking that living forever would be bad and that you are cool for saying this.

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>>33116759
>there is such a thing as morals and ethics
Morals and ethics are subjective, Vierposter explicitly laid out their morals and ethics in that they're a utilitarian and believe that it would be better for all of humanity.
>it ruins the sanctity of human life.
meaningless feels-based statement

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>>33116796
based thanks

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>>33116822
Living forever would be horrible, if you think otherwise you haven't thought about what it means. Think before you speak, or in this case, think before you write.

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>>33116759
>it ruins the sanctity of human life
Human life isn't worth anything, what matters is the consciousness experiencing it. If we can prevent suffering and increase happiness, it doesn't matter how much we have to fuck with the human body.

There is nothing wrong with eugenics and its detractors do nothing but exaggerate the shit out of it to make their point.

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>>33116845
Not him, but how? If I had the choice to live 70+ years, or the ability to literally live forever until I get bored of life and kill myself why wouldn't I choose the second one?

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>>33116774
Is that line at the bottom an error or was it in the original?

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>>33115599
Don't tease me like that, made me zoom in to check.

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>>33116714
Millions? That's only a permille of the global population. And those are older folk, they'll be replaced. Millennials and younger generations have grown up in a world with anglo-centric internet.

>The idea I'm proposing could blah blah blah
Then get it done. What, you can't? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Until then, English is the best option because it's a pragmatic and realistic one that already works.

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>>33116774
Also, this is a gross resize. Probably saved from 4chan on someone's phone and posted again somewhere as the shitty resize you found and saved yourself.

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>>33116885
I took it straight from their pixiv
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/25125506

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>>33116759
>implying the elites don't already own human farms in their private islands

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116901
Nice schitzo theory
Refer to >>33116913

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116769
Is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116824
>sanctity of human life is a meaningless statement rooted in emotion and not logic
And? Are you suggesting that we can only argue from a logical point of view? Humans have feelings, we aren't machines. Respecting our feelings is therefore necessary. If slaughtering 500 children would lead to a better outcome in the future would you do it? "That is a bad example", of course it is hyperbolic, but I would say that it is tantamount to your suggestion. Just because something would be better doesn't mean we can do it.
You are a human being as well.

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>>33116796
>the artist also has a pixiv
Probably not for long. I hate artists.

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>>33108919
Objects fall at the same rate due to gravity but Ange would fall faster than Miyao and leave a giant crater.
She’s fat. I refuse to explain.

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>>33116845
You are parroting the same thing I'm complaining about.

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>>33116876
I will give you an answer later, I am a little busy now. I won't be back for a couple of hours.

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>>33116759
Ethics is a human construct. Or rather, every ethical judgement you make has side effects. The cost of making things illegal simply because they sound wrong is that people die. Is it worth it to let others die so you don't have to feel bad?

I agree that everybody should have the right to decide for themselves what sort of treatment they do or do not want. Although I'd be willing to bet that if you were actually given the choice between a pig-grown kidney and death, you would choose to live.

I do not personally think a brainless body counts as a human in any meaningful sense, although I suppose I can see some reason for controversy. But then, do you protect the rights of animals with the same fervor? Surely an alive and conscious cat is more ethically significant than a brainless corpse kept alive on life support?

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>>33116866
Human life isn't worth anything, we are just animals in clothes. Cool, then I'll capture you and sell you into slavery. That should be okay, we are animals after all. If I rape and kill that is okay to by the same logic.

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>>33116983
I love this maid being a meta sin in an inappropriate uniform

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to ethics general

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>>33116939
>And? Are you suggesting that we can only argue from a logical point of view?
Yes, generally you'd want to have a coherent and consistent ethical or moral system that's rooted in logic, or at least has a logical structure to it. This isn't saying like pure cold hard uncaring logic, you can have any sort of ethical system that follows "logic" without it being pure utilitarian autism, but generally basing ethical systems off of feelings is dumb because if you don't have a coherent moral system that follows like a logical train of thought then anything you do is no better than the Psychopath who murders fifteen children because of emotion and feelings.
>If slaughtering 500 children would lead to a better outcome in the future would you do it?
If we're speaking from like a trolley problem purely hypothetical scenario in which the result is significantly worse, like killing 500 to save 100 million then yeah in a heart beat without even a second thought.

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>>33116939
Why do you jump straight to slaughtering children? Nobody is arguing for cold logic or ignoring feelings. I'm only saying that some of those feelings are irrational (like the sanctity of life bullshit) and only hold us back as a species and cause unnecessary suffering. Evolution doesn't apply to humans anymore, so what's wrong with directing our own evolution through eugenics as long as it isn't forced on anyone that doesn't want it and we don't kill anyone? Making it illegal is opression towards people who want it just because stupid faggots don't like the idea.

If we could all transfer our minds to modified clones of our own bodies without any of the shitty genetical errors that cause cancer and other illnesses, nobody would give a shit about the "original" human species going extinct.

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>>33117022
Is it ethical to abuse your status to manipulate a mentally unstable house servant into marrying you?

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>>33116845
If you get the choice between dying in 100 years no matter what or living forever and having the option to kill yourself, there is no reason to choose the former.

You are only taking options away from people and choosing for them when you refuse to allow physical immortality through genetic engineering. That's evil.

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Life is a constant process of dying.

We can regard our life as a uselessly disturbing episode in the blissful repose of nothingness.

If the immediate and direct purpose of our life is not suffering then our existence is the most ill-adapted to its purpose in the world.

It would be better if there were nothing. Since there is more pain than pleasure on Earth, every satisfaction is only transitory, creating new desires and new distresses, and the agony of the devoured animal is always far greater than the pleasure of the devourer.

Human life must be some kind of mistake. The truth of this will be sufficiently obvious if we only remember that man is a compound of needs and necessities hard to satisfy; and that even when they are satisfied, all he obtains is a state of painlessness, where nothing remains to him but abandonment to boredom. This is direct proof that existence has no real value in itself; for what is boredom but the feeling of the emptiness of life? If life—the craving for which is the very essence of our being—were possessed of any positive intrinsic value, there would be no such thing as boredom at all: mere existence would satisfy us in itself, and we should want for nothing.

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>>33117045
*krzzzt* beep boop

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>>33117045
Chubby chaser can’t do any better

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>>33116997
You are being disingenuous because you have no arguments. Consciousness matters. A living body with no consciousness doesn't. It's that simple. A human body with no brain is no more than a biological machine, there is nobody at the driver's seat and no consciousness is experiencing any of it. So there shouldn't be any controversy surrounding it. Killing a snail should be a far more serious crime because it has consciousness, no matter how faint. But you don't care about snails, so why care about an empty husk?

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>>33117096
I would have preferred if Will broke the game completely and made Kanon appear

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>>33117089
Give me your dox so I can come round your house and beat the shit out of you, you edgy nihilist faggot. If you feel that strongly about the 'blissful repose of nothingness' like Schoppyboy says then you'll have no problem doing it. Fuck off.

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>>33117120
>inb4 you bring up a comatose patient as an example
That wouldn't count as not having consciousness because it did before and has the possibility of regaining it. You'd be acting in bad faith again if you brought up that example.

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>>33117135
I don't really agree with his philosophy, but it felt 100% appropriate addition to the discussion at hand.

[Anonymous No.]

Licking a cuterori's cunny is only unethical because sex is considered shameful and humiliating and she's not mature enough to really understand what she's getting herself into, even if she likes it and says yes. But what she's getting herself into and the ramifications of that choice are all unnatural social constructs born from puritanism and the leftovers of religious morals. The act itself is not only harmless, it's actually an enjoyable thing for both parties. It's only the shame and humiliation associated with sex that makes it psychologically dangerous and makes the girl legally incapable of consenting to something so (artificially) "serious".

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>>33117187
Yeah. Okay.

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>>33109918
Well, offer me some constructive criticism you dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

The very scary possibilities of a Pandora's Box Gauntlet Knight Geroy Equipment

[Anonymous No.]

Turning Shion into an obedient beta.

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>>33117276
SHIONS GIANT MOMMY MILKERS!!!
MOOOO!!!
OFF TO THE FARM WITH THOSE UDDERS!!!

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>>33117224
If a young girl is not ashamed of having an arse and you pleasure her arse with her consent, society will make sure that she feels that shame in full and goes fucking insane remembering the """abuse""". Then they can label her a victim and continue their fucked up puritanical dystopia feeling good about themselves.

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>>33117135
>NOOOO YOU MUST VALUE YOUR ONLY CHANCE
Provide a counterargument or fuck off. Seriously.

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>>33117225
That said, Schopenhauer's flaws are mostly in putting undue focus on boredom and pain.
He's not wrong about the nature of life, generally speaking. And that is not in conflict with the fact that we want to live, despite all this suffering. We are simply prisoners to our survival instincts. Very few humans are even capable of suicide.

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Can someone please explain to me why everyone was so quick to forgive Rudolf and Kyrie after the single truth became exposed? Especially Eva, considering she felt guilty about the way she treated Ange, yet seems to bear no ill will to the people who murdered her husband and son for money.

Don't give me crap like "well, the point is anyone could've done the murders, it's in the catbox etc" - Kyrie also murdered Lion in the instance he existed, where there wasn't even supposed to be an inheritance dispute. She is absolutely evil and cold-blooded.

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>>33117357
I wouldn't put it past Kyrie!

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>>33117276
>>33117288
Now get on your knees, Shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117276
How though? Asking for a friend haha

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone want to share some wanyadora hearts

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>>33117224
>>33117295
The fact that humans associate so much shame with sex and this is the cause for absurd levels of mental anguish, hatred, violence and death is the most cucked thing about humanity. We are here to survive and suffer and yet we impose unnecessary rules upon ourselves to multiply that suffering by a hundred and make the few true pleasures in life practically impossible to find.

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>>33117325
I don't care whether or not you value life or not, in fact I want all nihilists to stop valuing their life immediately and fucking kill themselves so they stop shitting up every discussion with their edgy whining about how life sucks and nothing matters. It's the most boring reddit school of thought ever.

>>33117327
>We are simply prisoners to our survival instincts. Very few humans are even capable of suicide.
There are various painless and cheap methods of suicide out there for all nihilists to experience. Incredibly easy, takes about 30 minutes and is just like falling asleep.

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>>33114287
That bitch is so cute! I wonder what her feet smell like!

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>>33117419
The problem is that you call people nihilists when they are simply realists.

Human life is considered sacred because we have no way of separating our consciousness from our bodies. If we could, our bodies wouldn't be worth shit. Happiness and lack of suffering are more important than life itself. Life is a medium, not a goal.

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>>33117096
Erik*trice BTFO

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>>33117276
>>33117391
Talking about her shameful phobias will instantly turn her into a nervous wreck, you could probably blackmail her using them. Incidentally these scenes where Mion's the one bullying Shion about it are pretty cute, love me some role reversal.

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>>33117400
I wanna share my heart with yours.

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>>33117419
And yet, most humans are incapable of suicide. Despite of the ease! Despite of the painlessness!
And a majority of the ones that try suicide and fail? Even they aren't really trying to off themselves. They're just seeking help in a really shitty way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117469
What are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117400
no and i'm not touching any of your referral links

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117475
no it's just called being friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117490
>>33117469
Between men is not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117469
>>33117490
100% gay

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>>33117472
Not that faggot, but I think pleasure and intellectual curiosity plays a big part here. I know I'd be at peace if I killed myself and never had to worry or suffer again, but I can't bring myself to do it because I'm addicted to life's pleasures and wondering about philosophical stuff. I don't want to abandon any of that, so I put up with all the pain and bullshit.

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>>33114095
If you are Humiliationanon, have you ever considered how easy it would be to humiliate Miyao due to his lack of a dick? He tries to overcompensate his masculinity a lot by throwing in some "ores" whenever he can, nevermind his experience at the energy bar context where he came up with a SUPER MANLY scenario in the middle of a battle. He's an adorable manlet that tries to act tough that would probably cry if you brought up the fact that he's basically castrated. There's a lot of potential in this. This only works if you acknowledge him as a boy, though. His condition is extremely shameful and pathetic. Despite being one of the most powerful individuals in the world with a gauntlet, he's still so insecure about something he has no control over.

[Anonymous No.]

Ange celebrating her birthday with her imaginary family!

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>>33117419
>It's the most boring reddit school of thought ever.
It's the truth retard, if you think life is nothing but a mistake you're an ignorant idiot.

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>>33117404
This is what I hate the most about humans. I wish we could just get nuked. I want to see everyone dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117288
I love cows.

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>>33117553
Why does nobody ever humiliate loli Ange? She's canonically full of herself and yet she had diarrhea all over the place. The humiliation potential is endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117562
Moo! Dairy alert!
She could feed all of Hinamizawa for decades with those!

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>>33117449
I don't care about realists, if you believe that nothing matters in life and there's no inherent meaning, and that you enjoy the hedonistic pleasures of life I would agree. I care about edgy nihilists who speak about how not only is life bad, but it'd be better to be dead and that existence itself is suffering and how everything sucks, but then continue living on despite being given ample opportunity to do the world a service and kill themselves.

>>33117472
>And yet, most humans are incapable of suicide
I don't care about most humans, or those who are depressed, or thI care about a select few edgelord nihilists who wax lyrically about the suffering of existence because they think it makes them look cool, it's a philosophy of purely aesthetics.

>>33117555
Then post your dox and I pinkie promise I will come round to your house at night while you're asleep and painlessly kill you so you stop experiencing everything while you're unconscious. If not, you can get an exit bag and kill yourself that way.

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>>33117576
Angel Mort pastries made with Shion's milk.

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>>33117590
Why would I post my dox and let you kill me? What are you trying to say here?
Even if I were to kill myself, I wouldn't just do it. I'd do it in a valuable way.

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>>33117619
Of course, why do you think they are so popular?

[Anonymous No.]

Pleasure leaves a hole, a want for more. It in itself is a cause of suffering if you become attached to it. True happiness is closer to acceptance and contentment.

People are in this constant struggle of chasing pleasure and running away from pain because they are just reacting to their environment. I call this surviving, when just surviving our bodily function and mental conditioning rule our behavior. It's a state without free will, so no people don't see a point to their existence because they aren't freely thinking or acting in this world. There is a shift that can occur and I believe it's through mindfulness that it happens. When there is space given between our thoughts and actions we are more in place to be free of mere reaction. This I would call living. When we are entirely no longer subject to reactions of the body and mind we begin thriving.

So basically, you must become a Buddhist cuck and spend all your time meditating without thinking about anything , desiring anything or enjoying anything. Which is like being dead but for cucks.

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>>33117630
Then you're clearly ascribing some value to a state of existence to the point where you take precautionary measures to avoid killing yourself. Why not just painlessly kill yourself if you think life is a mistake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117590
>Then post your dox and I pinkie promise I will come round to your house at night
Nice try Rosa, but you're not sucking my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Right, I'll just see you guys tomorrow when the high school philosophy class is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117685
C'mon, do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117701
can't you just like, ignore them? for example I ignore italianon and I couldn't be happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117469
okay ive sent you my account number

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117717
Only if you promise to bring some liquor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117224
>>33117295
>>33117404
Dignity is a social construct that only causes pain and suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>"pleaaaase stop im getting bored can we start the next game im begging you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117701
What would be the class with best grades for Rika?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33115792
>>33117808
is she the single biggest cuck in Umineko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116952
Threadly reminder.
Always save art from your fave artists, upload the too boorus and other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116774
I want to be pounded by Big Black Battler, i love this theory so much, it's a pity that it's not canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117665
Yeah just because it's a mistake doesn't mean it's completely worthless.
And obviously your life's worth depends on your experience, so if you ever made an enemy or want revenge that automatically gives your life a worth for it I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118101
>Yeah just because it's a mistake doesn't mean it's completely worthless.
then I have no idea why you're replying to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117450
This does indeed beat Italiashit
But as usual the tries to ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117818
Rika can memorize things really well due to the looping, so probably history or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118195
You should learn to ignore him yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118173
You hated the fact that life is a mistake, and assumed it's therefore worthless.
I just corrected that misconception for you, that's why I am replying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33115173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Bda1WfDfk&ab_channel=UminekoAnime

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117701
Dunno why there's losers of your type literally everywhere.
No matter the level of discussion, there's always some pseud who'd pretend it's highschool/reddit tier or whatever, ridiculing the entire argument. I just wonder when will you faggots finally go extinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118210
I did not reply to him.
I replied to another anon saying that something beat the shit out of him
This is a key difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118227
How are you using the word mistake? Mistake usually implies that it needs to be fixed and it is wrong, if you just mean that life is meaningless then I don't disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

JAVscript:;

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118244
You're treating him seriously for one, caring about him acknowledging something when he just wants to shitpost is the opposite of not acknowledging him. Pretend he doesn't exist, don't talk about what he does or doesn't do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118262
>meaningless?
Sure.
>a mistake?
Sure.
>worthless
Not quite.
That's what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118327
>How are you using the word mistake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33116016
Friends being friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118348
This. We know Rika only gets aroused when Akasaka's around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118266
what does this mean?? what does it mean?
I don't get it!
HHHHAUUUUUUUUUUU~

[Anonymous No.]

>>33115173
>No satoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118432
Too small for a boobpad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118342
I don't know what you mean by that question.
A mistake is an unfortunate coincidence, this doesn't mean it's entirely worthless, that's what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118450
OK, then literally nothing you're saying disagrees with my statement. When I read mistake I read it as being some sort of accident that must be corrected, but if you just mean mistake = something that happened unintentionally then you literally agree with my post that being an edgy nihilist faggot who speaks about how everything in life is worthless is a dumb thing no?

[Anonymous No.]

Replying to faggots who reply to italianon is the same as replying to the troll himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118339
>likes Jestress but thinks Meow is boring
I think you're going to like Phase 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>33117224
>>33117295
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118520
Acknowledging those who reply to those faggots is as bad as replying to italianon himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33109590
>>33109782
Why are you using spoilers in a thread in which we talk about spoilers freely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118493
>then you literally agree with my post that being an edgy nihilist faggot who speaks about how everything in life is worthless is a dumb thing no?
I'd agree with the worthless part but not the meaningless part. Life has some worth no matter how small it is, and you can use that even when you're about to suicide due to how meaningless life is. Get it? worthless and meaningless don't mean the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118583
>in which we talk about spoilers freely?
When was this ever stated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118617
You are having an entirely different conversation than I'm having and then getting hung up over semantics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118637
Actually a good point, should add that to the next OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>33108919
>The entirety of Ciconia will be just how Umineko was
>Everything that happened is inside Miyao's head when he first jumped down the building at the start of the story

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118736
Every Ciconia character is secretly Miyao

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118637
It's a thread where we talk about all the works written by Ryukishi07. There will be spoilers and spoilers was always talk here. That's why we ay to newcomer to fuck off if they never read of one of them and planned to. It was the statu quo for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118782
>Miyao
>Miyo
What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118796
The threads didn't exist as a general until a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118796
>>33118824
So you both agree then?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118824
W-wait, but then where have I been for the last decade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118564
Isn’t your post replying to one of them and therefore just as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118982
Awful backgrounds and font.

[Anonymous No.]

The Cuckold of Rokkenjima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119035
That background actually looks pretty nice though

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119054
I love this angry titan.

But seriously she is probably cucked less than Beatrice by the supreme winner Ikuko as she still gets Amakusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119100
There's only one red-haired Ushiromiya made for Amakusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119035

[Anonymous No.]

>>33112317
I'm laughing so hard
thank you George

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119144
>>33119208
ANGE X AMAKUSA is top tier
ANGE X AMAKUSA X BATTLER is acceptable
AMAKUSA X BATTLER is horrific evil abomination

[Anonymous No.]

me x koshka

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119237
ANGE X BERN is canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118982
did they fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119144
>>33119208
Shit meme
Ange canonically made him her bitch
>>33119301
Get thrown in a hadron collider

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119301
Did they fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119323
>>33119331
accept the truth, Ange kisses, pets and touches Bern's tummy every night and pulls on her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118443
That's bullshit! Amakusa even got one!

[Anonymous No.]

Shion rimjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119346
I cannot see any scenario where Ange would not somehow try to eat this cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119144
>>33119237
>That one art of Amakusa armpitfucking Battler

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119347
Agreed, those breasts are the appropriate size

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119349
Giving or receiving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33118736
All I know is that I'll be dissapointed and should just expect some dumb twist that retroactively makes everything lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119391
That’s not even her real body

[Anonymous No.]

Who is she thinking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119415
Akasaka

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119425
I fucking knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119415
Bern is 100% emotionless. If she got aroused, she would probably remain expressionless as her panties get wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119415
Canonically Kimchi, German wine and plums

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119438
>Bern is 100% emotionless.
Speedreaders go back to /a/ please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119347
Amakusa's pecs are huge and comfy unlike Satoko's plums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119391
giving

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119438
>100% emotionless
did you skip the second half?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119415
Amakusa harapan

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119100
>Beatrice almost gets cucked by Erika and Asmodeus.
>Finally gets cucked by Ikuko.
Being Beato is sufferring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119493
IKUKO AND BATTO NEVER HAD SEX!
if not then say it in red

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119349
>>33119467
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Mion tummy erotic

Does anyone have a higher res version of this? It's the Watanagashi LN special cover.

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>>33119467
I hope you're hungry
nipah

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>>33119552
>>>/i/kuko+and+battler+had+lots+of+sex

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>>33119595
Artist?

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>>33119552
Yasu is Ikuko

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>>33119552
>BATTO
batto as a nickname by beato is really cute

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>>33119454
Not even that, Bern emotes all the time in Chiru, so even if you're for some reason holding down the skip button all the time you can't miss it. The only thing I can think of is that he just watched the anime where Bern IS emotionless 99% of the time, only giving out a smile once as far as I remember.

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>>33119599
NOoooooo- wait what type of sex. maybe it was just casual kissing and nothing more!

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>>33119631
>>>/d/epraved+loving+sex+with+lots+of+handholding

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>>33119595
brazilian Rika

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>>33116876
I truly believe that scarcity is necessary. I think this applies in a few different ways. This may be quite subjective. I will list some points with a brief explanation. I'm not very eloquent so try to imagine why yourself as well.

If you can live for as long as you want then everything you do loses a bit of its impact. It's not always impressive to be able to do something, what is impressive is doing something within a reasonable timeframe. To give a (hyperbolic) example: A 30 year old man knowing 10 languages is impressive, a 300 year old man knowing 10 isn't, after such a long life you better have something to show for it. Some things you thought of as big hurdles will be made into something totally unimpressive.

A big motivating factor is that you only live for a few short years. You therefore feel the need to do something with your life. I have a bad habit of postponing the things I can postpone. If mortality wasn't an issue I don't know if I could have gotten myself through most things in my life.

Most of all the monotony would get to you. Things lose their novelty quite quickly and it doesn't take too long before the joy disappears entirely. Life is too similar, everything is banal. Of course with a longer lifespan you could branch out and change things up a bit, but let's be real. Everything is the same, everyday is the same. It doesn't matter what you do, where you are or who you're with. No matter how I change things my mornings are the same, my nights are the same. I have switched jobs, quit work entirely, traveled abroad, but nothing is really different. Pleasure wears off quickly. That is why the best way to enjoy yourself is occasionally. The first couple of sips taste good, but after a while you might as well be drinking water.

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>>33119614
湿った マスター

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>>33119645
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what if the entire umineko metaverse happened while toya and ikuko were sex'ing and toya finally remembered his broken promise while the cat was frowning at him

[Anonymous No.]

Keiichi? Why did you ask the rest of the club members to go home?
What sort of punishment game is this supposed to be? Mii~

[Anonymous No.]

erika's always wearing her school swimsuit underneath her dress in every scene she's in.

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>>33119704
I want to sniff it

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>>33119704

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the supreme victory of Rokkenjima

(never been there)

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>>33119752
SHE IS YASU

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>>33119704
Making tea filtered with Erika's swimsuit!

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>>33119752
Reminder that with just the slightest bit of effort this lazy bitch could have returned Battler to his family and given Ange, Battler, Tohya and Eva a happy ending but instead she chained Battler/Tohya up and drove him to suicide while fucking him raw every night

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>>33119704
Why did the Hachijo pair feel the need to give Erika a school swimsuit when they wrote her into their forgeries.

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>>33118718
Still you're wrong for considering life anything but a mistake.
If you're happy with life then that's just a sad cope desu.

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>>33119775
Never stops winning.
Never even met most of the people she beats.

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>>33119797
She literally travels across dimensions and time for the sole purpose of cucking Satoko with Rika/Bern. She can't keep getting away with it.

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>>33119772

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>>33119672
BEATO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>33116983
>Ethics is a human construct
So? I hate that argument. We are humans so human constructs matter to us. How we feel matters to us. Notice how I said "not everyone is okay with"? There are some who disattach themselves to perceived faults such as emotions, but most don't. What is right comes from two sources, God and ourselves. Today what comes from ourselves is most important, and our fellow morals say it is bad. Didn't you learn about democracy in school? If we the people say it's is wrong and should be illegal it should be.
Jokes aside, my point is that you don't have the right to say that emotions, ethics and morals are invalid. Things don't need to stand upon a logical foundation, people who say such things come off as arrogant autists who don't understand humans. Saying you are okay with letting people suffer because the solution is vile is perfectly fine.

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>>33119775
Featherine is a cunt, nothing new.

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What did Ryukishi mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>Lost weight
>Changed sex
>Cucked the Person who cucked him (shannon)
>Became a successful writer
The true Winner

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>>33119832
I love this incredibly slim woman

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>>33119704

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>>33119828

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>>33117325
Not him, but easy. Thinking life is suffering only makes it worse so there is no reason to believe that it is anything other than a gift.

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>>33119599
>>33119645

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Here is a hot take for all of you. 99,99999999% of people don't know what they are talking about. They don't know what they are refuting and don't even know their own point. They make incomplete worldviews that focus only on a few details while ignoring the rest. People who argue don't debate the other person, they debate who they think their debater is and the points they think they are making. You are among them so stop sharing your opinion.
Don't reply to this.

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>>33119944
I agree. Manga is canon.
not replying to you.

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>>33119944
endless nein

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>>33119935
The irony of Beato never going to be a woman.

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I am the only person that matters. I am the main character in my life and in the Universe. I will only experience my own perspective. Everyone who annoys me is wrong and should shut up. You cannot refute this.

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>>33119989

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>>33119989
>t. pasta la vista

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how do i cope knowing i'll never have an enje gf

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>>33120035
rejoice!

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>>33120007
>>33120012
t. Literal NPC's who don't even slightly matter. The second I close this thread you will cease existing.

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>>33120073
what about an Ange-Beato gf

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>>33120173
Cute.

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>>33120125
Goodbye ethereal blog poster.

[Anonymous No.]

I have made a document autistically combing through Onidamashi ep1 and trying to connect things.
I'll continue on with this for a while and post updates occasionally.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VZjVc4PbxARJ3J2CYnc9GsTxbubDU-WqGceHPiyn7wI/edit?usp=sharing

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lol

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>>33120248
Now post the screenshots of EP6 confirming Shkanon.

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>>33120226
This is indeed some autism. Good luck in your mission anon

[Anonymous No.]

Having a threesome with two Miyao's

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>>33120274
You can't copulate with a drawing.

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>>33120280
I can during lucid dreams, checkmate, sit down kid

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>>33120280
DMT makes the magic happen.

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>>33120226
>>33120268
Here's the skinny for tl;dr gang by the way:
>the order of club events is fucked
>there are much larger gaps between events in Onidamashi
>Tomitake and Keiichi's interaction is significantly different
>Satoko and Rika know exactly where to go for the treasure hunt
>Rena probably ice'd Rina and Teppei in this "Onidamashi"
>Mion's lines seem to put Higurashi Gou itself into context with the "only 2 days" stuff from Onikakushi being changed slightly
>I still have no idea why Mion is creepy in some parts of Onidamashi
idk if there's gonna be anything crazy in the next 3 episodes, but I'll probably mainly keep my eyes open for changes in lines.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Mion, you smell great today!
Mind if I have a sniff?
SNNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Wow Mions armpits smell so good!

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>>33120248
I remember this back in the day and thinking it was bad.
Then I read episode 8 and I thought it was well handled.

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>>33120342
Can't wait for Satoko to inject people with her stolen L5 needles.

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>>33120354
>fucked him so hard that she broke his hips

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>>33120226
Don't let the shitposting get to you btw. Cool and fun theory crafting.

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>hachijo 18 (Battler)
>Ikuko 19 (yasu???)

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>>33120363
The real question is where the fuck does she get them, answers might be hidden away already, who knows.
>>33120376
Thanks anon, feel free to comment on the document as well, I made copies in case a certain character shows up.

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This is the reaction to the EP8 first time it was leaked. they hadn't read it yet

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>>33119822
>We are humans so human constructs matter to us. How we feel matters to us.
I'm not denying that. My point is more that, because all ethics is a construct, there are degrees of freedom in defining it, and every choice you make comes with tradeoffs. If you choose to value feelings above consistency, that is going to lead you to systems which somebody else (like me) might consider quite vile. In the end, you are saying that you value your own feelings of moral purity above and beyond human lives.

Your point about democracy is a good one, but liberal democracy is not and should not be based on the tyranny of small majorities, much less minorities. People should be free to do to themselves as they like, assuming others aren't harmed. If you don't want to participate in something, you can always opt out. What gives you the right to dictate to others what they are allowed to do with their bodies and their DNA?

As for coming off as an arrogant autist who doesn't understand humans, I'm not terribly worried about that. They say you should never pretend to be something other than you are, after all.

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>>33120422
I'm still a little salty about Battler surviving honestly.

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>>33120489
He dead.

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>>33120422
People hated it for ages and wanted Ryukishi's head on a stick, claiming he was insulting everyone by claiming the readers were the dumb goats in the story for providing their own theories. I kinda stopped going to 07th threads for like a year or two and when I came back everyone was sucking his dick again.

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>>33120489
Battler did not
tohya did
for real though had Ikuko not changed his name and identity would have battler still gone through the personality problems?

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>>33120497
I liked it but it definitely upset a lot of people.

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>>33120511
Yes.
Brain damage.

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>>33120496
>>33120511
I mean Battler 'surviving' the Rokkenjima massacre only to drown/get hit by a car and become Tohya, I know that Battler is dead. It just felt like a really unsatisfying way to end Umineko, even if it was important for the meta aspects.

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>>33120532
You want happy ending?
No happy ending for you.

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>>33119883
Gift? then whoever gifted you life must really hate you, a lot.

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>>33119877
>99,99999999% of people don't know what they are talking about. They don't know what they are refuting and don't even know their own point.

I agree, but i'll still love and respect them
This is called human dignity

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>>33120489
Not as ridiculous as nobody but Genji and Kumasawa noticing Yasu's secret all that time. Like, even if everyone suffers from prosopagnosia, shouldn't people notice how the two never show up together for servant roll calls or something?

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>>33119944
Voyagers need their entertainment, pointless debates are great for staving off boredom.

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>>33120579
The two being Shannon and Kanon by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Writin an obviously cat-like character is such an easy way to make me like them that i'm starting to begin i'm an impressionable person

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>>33120552
who the hell are you replying to.

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>>33120422
What were the reactions to Ep 6 and 7 like?
Honestly, I don’t find anything in Ep 8 as dumb or insulting as the mere existence of Shkanontrice.

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>>33120629
Sorry i have brain damage

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>>33120631
goat detected

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>>33120541
I'm okay with an unhappy ending, if it's satisfying. Like the Magic Ending overall feels like a thematically satisfying ending for Umineko with Ange coming to terms with everything and heading her own way without being constrained by her past. The ??? ending feels like a cheap twist only for a shock of "Battler survived, but it's not really Battler!". If Umineko ended with Battler and Yasu/Beatrice drowning in the ocean then Ange's magic ending it would have been absolutely perfect.

>>33120579
I can kind of forgive that, it's shown that Genji, Kumasawa and Nanjo know the secret and cover for them, and that the family don't really care about the servants because of how many there are with such a high turnover along with different shifts. The only truly shitty writing relating to Shannon-Kanon-Yasu stuff is that r07 had to retcon Erika's detective powers and say she just overlooked the scene where she gathers and that Erika just accepted at face value that Kanon was cleaning up or something during an active murder case lol.

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OH NOOOOOOOOO

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>>33120712
Okonogi genuinely skillful gardener.
Murder was the side gig

[Anonymous No.]

waga aruji

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>>33121124
Shat on a turtle.

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>>33121124
This is nightmare fuel. I don't want to imagine Ange speaking Br*tish english.

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>>33121124
ange doesn't have any mates

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>>33121147
True, that's why she had to make imaginary ones.

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>>33121154
At age 18 at that, that's even more embarrassing than Maria. What an absolute weirdo loser fatso.

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>>33121154
British Ange going around JD Sports or Primark shopping for shitty trackies for her imaginary friends while getting weird looks from everyone, what a loser!

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>>33121154
>>33121162
I'm older than Ange and I still interact with my imaginary friends occasionally.
Rude.

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>>33121179
Then you're even more embarrassing than Ange, that's no small feat, and neither is Ange's belly.

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>>33120226
>Mion: “Us old farts better get in on the action while we can!”
>I just want to say this translation is sad, since this shows the lack of respect for the source material the translators had for some parts of Higurashi.
Elaborate.

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>>33121208
Extrapolates "oji-san" to Rena/Keiichi as well, which isn't accurate.
I could understand translating like that if you're unfamiliar with Higurashi, but it still stings.

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>>33121208
>>33121241
"Big brudder" is the worst thing to come out of this new translations though.

[Anonymous No.]

god i want to drain my balls in miyao

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>>33121352
same, in a purely platonic male bonding no homo way

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>>33121352
I just want to drain my balls period.
If you'll excuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

woah

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>>33121385
holy shit
amogus

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>>33121179
What are they like?

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>>33121385
Maria sus af

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>>33121377
Not gonna lie it's about time

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>>33121352
miyao..!

miyao!!

MIYAO!!!

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>>33121392
Childfuckers

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>>33121586
I would fuck both of them

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>>33121645
I see.
Which one do you talk to the most?

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>>33121385
Amongus is a fearsome opponent.

[Anonymous No.]

thank you for being borned

[Anonymous No.]

>>33121694
pasta la vista?

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>>33121179
Do you pretend fuck them like Ange too?

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[Anonymous No.]

What does Rika ********te to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33121788
Akasaka, constantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>33121788
Akasaka

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>>33121788
hanyuus repressed moans
its a nice cycle

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>>33121392
I don't feel comfortable sharing that kind of personal information on some taiwanese forum you know? If I could give you a basic outline of it, you would say its really autistic, each of them has their own personalities and backstories, if I were to answer >>33121663 I would say that it depends, sometimes I go on cycles were we don't get along with each other.
>>33121737
I will not answer that.

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>>33121994
I hate this fat little gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

The forbiddn treasure hidden in Sa**ko-chan's pantyhose

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122279
Satako

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>>33122326
Do not insult my wife, Hanyuu, please.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going through the really old threads "before chiru translation" and everyone is calling hachijo ikuko "yashiro ikuko"
why is that? also it sounds like oyashiro

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122288
Wait, you were not supposed to do that.

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>>33122452
same reason chiesters were called siestas.

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>>33122452
https://07th-expansion.fandom.com/wiki/Featherine_Augustus_Aurora
>An alternate reading for the kanji in the name Hachijo (八城) is "yashiro". Coupled with the honorific "o-" prefix, this becomes "Oyashiro", the more commonly-known name for Hanyuu.

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>>33122462
I will do it again.
Satako.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122512
Who are you replying to?? I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122527
No one.
I'm just typing out the name "Satako".

[Anonymous No.]

Miyao??? what did you do???!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122558
Jayden more like Gayden.

[Anonymous No.]

remember ciconia lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122676
Are you fucking blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122676
>>33122686
A place inside my brain,
Another kind of pain
You don't know the chances.
I'm so blind

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>>33119775
that attitude is why she's a winner in the first place. the rational self-interest Chad of wtc.

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>>33122676
>>33122686
Ciconia? Stork? What's that? We're all talking about 07th Expansion's new visual novel, Umineko no Naku Koro ni Episode 1: Legend of the Golden Witch.

[Anonymous No.]

Is episode 4 of Umi literally just Ange bullshit until it ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122752
yes. and that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122764

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>>33122727
get off the stage you fat whore

>>33122752
yes. and that's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122770
that's illegal. please get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122742
Ehhh it's probably Natsuhi that killed everyone.
really felt bad for kanon he should have married jessica

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122752
Yeah it's so fucking shit worse than Higurashi SOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122770
>>>/a/
dumb wojakposter

[Anonymous No.]

rena coochie

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122812
Fuck you don't send him there we already got enough of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122676
honestly these threads are the only reason I still do. none of the tons of 07th artists I follow draw it and phase 2 is dead and buried.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn canadians look like THIS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122752
Uhhh the last 3 hours or so are in Rokkenjima

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122865
You leave too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122896
Bagged milkies, mmmmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122896
I want to pump and dump this stupid canadian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122852
is stinky because she doesn't wash it properly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122865
out go leave now shoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122896
>that sudden shade on the boobbie
uwwooooo... it's almost as if it's popping out of my screen

[Anonymous No.]

man i want to fuck shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122930

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>>33122914
>>33122934
Make me, losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122930
no wonder it's gonna be stinky if she has to take a shit in the junkyard and clean herself with god knows what. probably a newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

I just got to the part where they keep talking about the cat box

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122953
Catching the hambeast that is Rena squatting down mid-shit in the junkyard and pinning her down and raping her anally and getting her disgusting putrid shit all over you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122978
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

just finished Watanagashi, liked it a lot. how often does shion show up in the succeeding episodes? I like her breasts a lot and I think they add a lot to the VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122978
It's innuendo for "Vagina".

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>>33122978
leave this thread before you get spoiled

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122998
She shows up all the time and Chapter 5 is her own chapter
She also has badass moments in Chapter 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122797
What about the epitaph though? The gold has to be hidden in Odawara somewhere. I wonder if battler will go there in episode 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123005
nice! thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Just finished Watanagashi
The hell are people doing here if they haven't finished the series yet? Don't they fear getting spoiled? We literally mention them casually all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122998
she will have an entire episode dedicated to herself
also appears alot in the recurring episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123013
>>33122998
>>33123014
Yeah get the hell out of here
Higurashi is easy as fuck to spoil compared to most VNs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123014
>>33123019

I was actually spoiled years back when the Deen anime was airing, never gave the VN a look but I'm really enjoying it now despite knowing the answers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33122978
Keep on going!
Avoid spoilers!
Go go! Fight on! Nanodesu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123024
There's still many small but significant things that the anime alone didn't show that this thread can spoil
I'd high tail it

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Ange so much

[Anonymous No.]

Man I can't believe the entire plot of Umineko no naku koro ni was Why did you hover your mouse over this? Do you seriously want to spoil a 100 hour story because of a single 4chan post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123046
This, but it's me wanting to cum in Ange over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123046
Ange hates you too!

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>>33123054
anon the second episode isn't even out yet
pretty dissapointed that the tea party wasn't funny like the higurashi ones. also the blue haired girl in the ????? (????) really looked like bernkastel in higurashi. wonder if she is the same bern

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>>33123054
You just know that spoiler isn't real.
It doesn't even take that long to explain the entire plot of umineko.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife, ange

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>>33123117
how can she be your wife, when she is in fact, my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123117
t. ange

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>>33123124
Ange's cheating on you obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

Forbidden Miyao forced sniffing fragments

[Anonymous No.]

>>33121179
Well I think that's pretty based because real people kind of suck.
That's why I don't have any friends. Though I don't have any imaginary ones either.

[Anonymous No.]

You get to rub Bern's tummy
BUT she immediately claws your face off
Do you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123140
delete this

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>>33123169
she won't if i chop of her arms first

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123169
I get to touch her tummy and all she'll do is claw my face off once? Sounds like a great deal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123174
Ange may be a degenerate incestuous whore.
But is Battler a siscon??

[Anonymous No.]

Why did you hide this inside of a statue, Toujirou-san?
It's so fucking good, shit's a real wisdom or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123197
No, of course not. Battler is an absolute chad who has literally every female salivating over his dick. Why would he settle for Ange of all people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123203
Ah, now I finally understand what's wrong with Gou's artstyle.
This old hag isn't droopy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123219
forbidden love

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123197
No, but he would be if the ages were reversed

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>>33123276
He already has forbidden love with every other person on the island, Ange is just too fat and ugly and cringe and disgusting to actually love. Anyone who says they love Ange is really engaging in a long-term practical joke where they pretend to give a shit about the most dumb human being in existence.

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>>33123353
>Battler... is Maria asleep yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123353
why is she holding her heart?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have that promotional/fanmade Ange burger plate food item picture? The packaging used OG sprites and had "戦人入り" written on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123380
She's looking at Battler's thick bulge while he's sleeping in his undies only

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123416

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>>33123252
>old
>hag
>droopy

[Anonymous No.]

Lucifer thigh steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>33123473
Would that could as cannibalism? They are just furniture right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33119347
>>33119462
Satoko's shameful preteen plums! They have weird shape. They're in early growth stages and don't yet fill out her chest beautifully. One's bigger than the other. They must have weird and puffy areolae, too. There's no motherly or womanly qualities to them, normal adult men like Teppei don't even find them attractive! That mess only looks good when a swimsuit is keeping them in check. But super embarassing and weird when naked. Satoko would lose all of her cheeky confidence if you stripped her chest bare! Exposing her embarassing preteen human form for the world to see!

[Anonymous No.]

i would munch on ange

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Ryukishi must be dreaming if he thinks any situation will ever make me forgive her for it

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>>33123614
How could you see this fuck ugly monster and think to eat it?

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>>33123622

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>>33123644
No matter how erotic the situation was, the little blonde goblin deserves complete destruction

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>>33123923
Imagine going on a date with Beato and she gives you this look.

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>>33123965
Nnn-nonooooooo don't touch my boob i'm a pure maiden!!!

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I love this gloomy provincial hick!

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>>33123923
>>33123965
"beato are you okay... you've barely touched your McNuggies...?"

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>>33123989
>the left eye
Imagine if she suddenly fels something warm entering that hole but she couldn't even imagine what it actually was

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>>33124067
It's my tongue because i love her and i'm cleaning out her eye socket

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>>33124067
it's my dick because i'm skull-fucking this dumb hick retard

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>>33124091
>>33124112
Behold, the disgusting human condition.

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fucking michelle obama ruined my school lunchies by making it GREEN
i want BURGER not GREEN

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>>33124216
A-ange-same y-you can still pour half the ranch bottle on it.

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>>33124230
It. Is. Not. BURGER

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>>33124216
Ange, try adding lots of mayo to it. it makes it very tasty!

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>>33124216
>>33124250
Enje... please... at least eat the salad in the hamburger...

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>>33124275
>>33124281
Mayo salad still salad and
Sakutaro eat burger salad for Ange

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>>33124275
That's what you always say! But I hate the mayo, it's salty and bitter! And why do you put it on everything? Every time you come over everything's covered in mayo!

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Berbgasdel
Lamdadelduh

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>>33123923
Are you okay?

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>>33124304
ENJE, STOP THROWING YOUR SALAD ON THE FLOOR. YOU'RE NOT HAVING ANY BURGERS UNTIL YOU EAT YOUR FUCKING SALAD!

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>>33124362
SAKUTARO NEED FOOD TOO

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>>33124362
STOP COVERING EVERYTHING IN MAYO! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! WHERE DO YOU EVEN KEEP IT, IT'S OBVIOUSLY EXPIRED, THE MAYO AT HOME DOESN'T TASTE ANYTHING LIKE THIS! i ALREADY CHECKED THE FRIDGE AND THERE ISN'T ANY IN THERE, WHY DO YOU KEEP LEAVING THE ROOM WITH MY FOOD? ARE YOU HIDING THE MAYO IN THE BATHROOM? ANSWER ME ONII-CHAN! WHERE'S THE MAYO COMING FROM?

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TWO enjes

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>>33124402
>>33124408
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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>>33123054
>reading this thread before playing umineko
Anyone who does this has long since been spoiled in this thread alone

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Assfucking Shion (doggystyle)

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we need to reach 11/1

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That's not mayo at all Ange. You know what it is, you've always known. You're just desperate to drink his "secret mayonnaise" straight from the "bottle" aren't you?

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Phase 2 when

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>>33124479
when /jp/ stops being horny

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>>33124488
Impossible.

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cumming in miyao

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cumming in ange's flabber folds

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I want to take a picture of Bernkastel's smooth, soft, cute tummy and then frame it and hang it in an art gallery. Its beauty deserves to be praised and admired by all of humanity.

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>>33124425
>>33124464
A careful check is in order.
>>>/t/here+is+no+mayo+in+the+fridge
>>>/t/here+is+no+mayo+in+the+kitchen
>>>/t/here+is+no+mayo+in+the+bathroom
Infact, after searching the entire house, the only place the mayo can possibly be is >>>/i/nside+battler's+pants !
Well Battler, care to pull out your "mayonnaise jar" and show it to all of us?

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>>33124517
I just found the most based anon on 4chan

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>>33124425
>>33124464
A careful check is in order.
>>>/t/here+is+no+mayo+in+the+fridge
>>>/t/here+is+no+mayo+in+the+kitchen
>>>/t/here+is+no+mayo+in+the+bathroom
Infact, after searching the entire house, the only place the mayo can possibly be is >>>/i/nside+battlers+pants !
Well Battler, care to pull out your "mayonnaise jar" and show it to all of us?

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>>33124538
Good job Ms. Detective! You've cracked another case!

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>>33124538
Well, sure. Here you go. What's so unusual about keeping a jar of mayonnaise in your pocket, anyway?

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>>33124704
Y-you think I'll be fooled so easily? Give me that! Unfortunately, even such a great detective as myself has weaknesses. You see, I've never tasted mayo before. So to make sure this really is what you say, i'll need something to compare it to. But, as I just stated >>>/t/here+is+no+mayonnaise+anywhere+in+the+house+except+your+pants . So I'll be needing to compare it to your OTHER mayo to be sure! Dlanor, restrain him!

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>>33124795
Khhh, not so fast, you witch! Here's the bottle! I always carry Hellmann's real mayonnaise with me. Whenever I tried to keep it in the fridge, somebody else ate it! I can't eat salad without mayonnaise, damnit!!

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I heard that Battler just got sugma

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>>33124795
Lady Erika, I believe this is real MAYONNAISE. It says so right on the BOTTLE.

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cumming in Shion's hair

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cumming in Mion's hair

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>>33124888
What's inside the golden pipe?

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>>33125022
Salvia

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>>33125029
Huh, I'd have thought weed.

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>>33125022
BEATO NO
THAT'S MY DMT PIPE

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>>33125052

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cumming in Rika's intestines

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>>33124994
[blue]That jar could contain ANYTHING! There's no way to be certain without testing it! And for that matter, the presence of the jar isn't proof that it's the source of the "mayo" dumped onto all of Ange's food! It could just be a misdirection, a trick! Only a criminal would go so far as to hide a jar of mayonnaise in their pants on the off chance that someone got suspicious! Afterall, no normal person would EVER put mayo on a hamburger![/blue] I'll have to perform a detailed comparative study! Cornelia, remove his pants, we have to search him for more concealed weapons!

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>>33125077
>Cornelia, remove his pants, we have to search him for more concealed weapons

This is going to end up like that Erika dick humiliation pasta...

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>>33125088
Nope, Battler has a 10 inch cock.

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>>33125088
>it's penis inspection day on Rokkenjima
>that's why Yasu had to kill everyone
>it was the only way out

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>>33125064
Looks like she's already headed to the golden land..
Have a safe trip, my child

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>>33125077
How can a detective who doesn't know what real mayonnaise tastes like determine what is and isn't mayonnaise? Your line of reasoning is flawed.

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>>33125077
>>33125132
Oh, and by the way...
>>>/i/t+is+perfectly+normal+to+put+mayonnaise+on+a+hamburger

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>>33125148
>>>/l/et+it+be+known+that+no+normal+person+keeps+mayonnaise+in+their+pockets

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>>33125148
Big Mac sauce is ketchup and mayonaisse onii-chan!

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>>33125198
Cornelia no, that letter was banned by the high court years ago! You can't use that red truth!

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>>33125198
Pathetic.
>>>/i/t+is+perfectly+normal+for+me+to+keep+a+jar+of+mayonnaise+in+my+pocket

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>>33125209
>>33125198
Y-you incompetent fool! You've ruined it! M-My master, assist me with a red truth! I've carefully examined the so called mayo in this jar and there's no way anyone would put this on a hamburger! I refuse to believe it! This can't be real mayonnaise!

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>>33125148
Based Battler.

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>>33125209
Amazing post.

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>>33125209
kek

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>>33125261
I can't believe you failed me after all that.
Well, that's fine. I have a use for you anyways. Go put on this outfit and pretend to be me for all the tummy touching anons.

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>>33125297
Go easy on her Bern, she's trying her best. Besides I think we can both agree that Battler is getting a little too full of himself.
>>33125261
I'm in a good mood right now, and your distress is amusing me, so I'll help you out just this once.
>>>/t/hat+jar+is+not+one+hundred+percent+mayonnaise

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While onii-chan is distracted by mayo!

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>>33125317
That's all you've got? I expected better from a Great Witch of the Senate.
>>>/t/his+jar+was+sealed+until+it+was+opened+and+nothing+was+added+to+it+after+it+was+opened
>>>/t/here+were+trace+impurities+in+the+mayonnaise+before+the+jar+was+sealed+bringing+the+percentage+of+mayonnaise+content+in+the+jar+below+one+hundred
If you can't refute this, it's CHEEECKKMAAATOOOO!

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>>33125376
Nevertheless, >>>/t/here+is+less+than+fifty+percent+mayonnaise+in+that+jar and of course I'm not saying it's half empty, I'm saying that >>>/t/he+substance+in+that+jar+is+less+than+half+mayonnaise

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That red truth is an eyesore and I can't bring myself to read any of it.

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This spam just looks silly.
You are aware that most 4chan styles don't even use red for those links, right?

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>>33125427
Truth hurts.

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>>33125410
Of course it's not half empty. After all, >>>/e/mpty+refers+to+a+total+absence+of+matter+in+a+given+container+or+area
There is, in fact, another substance in the container besides mayonnaise. >>>/t/he+remaining+half+of+the+container+is+filled+with+air

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I'm just so tired of it all......

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>>33125473
I will be sincerely rooting for you wherever you are.

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>>33125436
>using other styles than Yotsuba B

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>>33125495
>burning your eyes with a bright theme in dark neetcave

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>>33125439
The substance I'm referring to is >>>/s/olely+the+thick+sticky+white+goop+in+that+container, >>>/w/hich+is+not+mayonnaise
Whatever could that substance be?

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>>33125533
That's cream, you candy-brained witch

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>>33125546
That "cream" >>>/d/id+not+come+from+a+cow

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>>33125557
What did not come from a cow? You need to be specific with red. Many things did not come from a cow.

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Did you know that even with seat belts people die all the time in car crashes? I thought that was interesting

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Is that... Lady Bernkastel...? Why is she lifting her dress like that...? I want to... Touch...

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>>33125628
>Bern pawned off her dress on Erika to escape the tummy anons
>Erika gets off pretending to be her master while being violated
>everyone thinks Bern spent all day long getting gangbanged by goats while loudly climaxing

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Will the thread die first
Will I die first?
No one will ever know...

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>>33125674
Hopefully the latter.