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Anonymous Tue Feb 9 17:30:58 2021 No.33104745 [Reply] [Original]

You're dating Patchouli!
Say something to capture her heart!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 17:39:31 2021 No.33104862 >>33104745 nice hat

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 17:41:36 2021 No.33104885 reading is, uh.. cool

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 17:42:15 2021 No.33104889 >>33104862 Damn. Beat me to it. >>33104745 I can tell some of the wildest stories you've ever heard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 17:42:33 2021 No.33104893 File: 128 KB, 850x1085, 1567222671237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sit on my face Patchouli-sama!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 18:14:25 2021 No.33105246 >>33104893 No fucking way that's going to work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 18:15:37 2021 No.33105261 >>33104745 hi

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 18:17:29 2021 No.33105284 >>33104745 Femdom me Patchouli strip me naked and tie my hands behind my back and stomp on my dick with all your weight

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 18:18:30 2021 No.33105295 >>33105261 This is a start. >>33105284 You really looking to roll high on that one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 18:24:15 2021 No.33105393 Ya got a fat ass, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 18:28:17 2021 No.33105453 >>33104745 You're like a star. Many alike, but only one of you.

Anonymous Tue Feb 9 19:15:15 2021 No.33106125
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>>33104862
"Thank you, do you like it?" Patchouli stares at you intently. She brings the teacup up to her lips and cautiously takes a sip of the hot black tea.
>>33104885
Patchouli stares at you with a puzzled look, then lets the line of her mouth curve into a slight smile. "I suppose it is."
>>33104893
"I shan't even consider it. Do you always make perverted requests?" Patchouli wears a worried expression.
>>33105261
"Hello to you too!"
>>33105284
Patchouli sighs deeply, stands up, and points an outstretched arm towards you. Before you can say anything, a bright white envelopes your vision and you find yourself in a deeply wooded forest.
>>33105393
"I suppose I could go easy on the deserts..." Patchouli eyes the plated pie with a disappointed expression, as if disappointed more with the baked good then herself, then trepidatiously uses the fork to cut off a piece and puts it in her mouth. She avoids your gaze as she chews.
>>33105453
"I-If you think your silly pick-up lines will make me fall for you, it's not working..." Patchouli picks up the teacup with both hands, bringing it up to her lips and taking deep gulps. A slight blush washes over her cheeks behind the cover of the teacup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 00:04:29 2021 No.33109270 So I noticed you're writing a commentary on Rennaisance era Thai architecture, fascinating stuff it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 00:09:23 2021 No.33109308 You hungry? I got some cookies in the oven, muffins too, though those were for tomorrow’s morning tea.

Anonymous Wed Feb 10 06:59:12 2021 No.33113074
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Patchouli-sama, let's go to bed, let me see your beautiful fat body, and let me make the sin with your delicious meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 07:54:49 2021 No.33113643 Is Koa available? She's really my type you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 08:09:18 2021 No.33113837 File: 93 KB, 850x601, 1567221241605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33106125 I'm sorry Patchouli. But your well cushioned rear is just so irresistible and I don't want it to feel uncomfortable on a hard wooden chair seat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 11:34:29 2021 No.33117211 File: 2.91 MB, 266x176, patche_hard.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33104745 Can you be my teacher? >>33106125 I really liked negative replies, please continue

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 11:38:10 2021 No.33117262 >>33104745 Can you introduce me to the mistress?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 11:50:35 2021 No.33117443 I say "y-you too" and sit there for 50 minutes in an awkward autistic stammering contest until sakuya or koakuma arrive with the next batch of tea and whisper a topic subject into her ear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 12:10:34 2021 No.33117732 >>33117443 There's something adorable about Koakuma helping along the autist's date.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 12:11:36 2021 No.33117753 >>33104745 Cute feet, Patche!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 16:40:22 2021 No.33121173 File: 934 KB, 1240x1754, 1e2620a2d0296211bde7644a97cba3fb[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33117753

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:07:16 2021 No.33121401 File: 558 KB, 2700x2935, d285fb8cf0dc4bcfee2fd573cee3bc9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33104745 Patchy is nice, but her devil assistant is cute! Can Patchy introduce me to her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:00:29 2021 No.33126635 fatso

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 10:09:09 2021 No.33133480 saving this cute nerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 12:25:12 2021 No.33136014 >>33121401 Those gloves make her look so professional and almost make you forget that she spends 90% of her working hours doing nothing productive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 12:33:24 2021 No.33136144 >>33104745 Look, it might not sound like I mean it, but you're very beautiful, and intelligent to boot. I have an incredible amount of admiration for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 14:39:04 2021 No.33138267 >>33104745 Are you really a magician, Patchy? You look more like an angel. By the way, does Remi have a boyfriend? Do you know what kind of man she likes? Could you introduce me to her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 15:11:18 2021 No.33138769 File: 290 KB, 1440x1134, 1609885166760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please show me your spellbook and memorized spells you have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 15:12:17 2021 No.33138782 >>33104745 I am too retarded to know what to say so I just awkwardly stare into her eyes fearing I will say something stupid but it all goes wrong because I was too scared to say anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 15:12:24 2021 No.33138784 File: 1.10 MB, 1200x1287, 1613074344430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33138769 This one spell is the greatest one

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 15:13:45 2021 No.33138804 >>33138784 uh oh

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 15:16:37 2021 No.33138830 File: 375 KB, 1200x1200, C543A641-6EEE-49BC-AD0A-2A97908F6E39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33138804 you on the bottom

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 18:03:43 2021 No.33141045 >>33104745 im bored. lets go explore inside a book together Also destroy all the simps with magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 18:23:44 2021 No.33141251 >>33141045 You want to destroy all holofags? Commendable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:13:35 2021 No.33144954 >>33138830 Patche still has a chance to live in this case, if their positions were reversed Alice would die in a few seconds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:20:33 2021 No.33145048 >>33138830 Sniff sniff

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:34:24 2021 No.33145973 >>33136144 She bursts out laughing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:35:33 2021 No.33145983 >>33138830 Imagine if she just had purple butt hair. That'd be hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 11:57:03 2021 No.33153834 >>33138830 Why is Patche so small here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 14:17:39 2021 No.33155895 >>33104745 So where do you work out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 14:19:36 2021 No.33155920 If you never leave the library then where do you poop?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 15:46:14 2021 No.33156816 >>33155920 Koakuma has to empty Patchy's bucket regularly. She gets very embarrassed about it, so please don't mention it to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 00:05:20 2021 No.33163517 >>33155920 The library has a bathroom. Simple.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 10:14:52 2021 No.33171370 >>33163517 I cannot comprehend this, what do you mean

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 14:04:33 2021 No.33174606 >>33171370 >If you never leave the library then where do you poop? The bathroom. If the library itself has a bathroom, you never really "leave" the library.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 15:53:36 2021 No.33175813 >>33104745 lmao these retards deleted my line

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 15:57:29 2021 No.33175858 >>33175813 Maybe you're thinking of another thread? Warosu shows nothing except for the guy that posted the lewd slimechouli.

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