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33082867 No.33082867 [Reply] [Original]

Quit whipping your cock out! Even at your size, there's just no way it'll fit!

>> No.33082884

>>33082867
Get the mallet, we're fixing this right now

>> No.33083443

>>33082867
>Quit whipping your cock out! Even at your size, there's just no way it'll fit!
OoOoOoOoH~
That's where you're wrong! The Miracle Mallet works wonders!

>> No.33083514

>>33082867
I'm okay with just jizzing on you.

>> No.33083516

>>33082867
It's simple:
1. You mallet yourself and get big.
2. I put my dick in your cunny.
3. You shrink yourself back to onahole size.
I'm sure you're sturdy enough to not take any major damage.

>> No.33083914

>>33082867
I can still cover your entire body with semen, which is good enough for me.

>> No.33084254

>>33082867
>>33083516
What if you were to use the mallet to get her big, cum inside and then shrink her?
Would her uterus explode? Would she projectile shoot the excess cum? Can we make this into a weapon?

>> No.33085007

>>33084254
More likely than not her body would explode

>> No.33086797
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33086797

>>33082867
Hot glue is always an option, you tiny slut.

>> No.33087991

>>33085007
So a smol fragmentation grenade? Is this gonna be more destructive than Alice Allahu Akbar dolls?

>> No.33088033

>>33082867
Idk, that needle could probably fit in my urethra fine.

>> No.33088634
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33088634

What do you think would happen if you impregnated Shinmy while she was big, and then she returned to her normal size

>> No.33088672

>>33088634
Nothing, because everything shrinks with her, including the embryo.

>> No.33095964

What does inchling soup stock taste like?

>> No.33102174

>>33095964
Tiny pee.

>> No.33103150

>>33084254
It shrinks with her.

>> No.33109351

What's the price to pay if she uses the mallet to grow larger?

>> No.33116849

>>33082867
You can't just keep tempting me with urethra sounding and not deliver you little shit

>> No.33124075

>>33116849
I think having an inchling arm shoved into your urethra is unhealthy.

>> No.33124604

>>33082867
Would you rather fuck Shinmyoumaru while you're Inchling sized? Or if she's person-sized?

>> No.33127103

Her theme is pretty fucking good.
Give it a listen if you don't do so regularly. Add it to your folder.

>> No.33131378
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>>33127103
It's one of my favorites
It does a great job of selling the image of Shinmyoumaru being the one that's standing against overwhelming odds, rather than the other way around

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>> No.33139863

>>33082867
I want to marry princess shinmyoumaru

>> No.33143866

>>33124604
Inchling onahole!

>> No.33145538
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>>33143866
Rude, she's royalty, not a sex toy.

>> No.33148310

>>33145538
She just needs some training. And maybe a little stretching...

>> No.33159962

Hug my dick Shinmyoumaru!

>> No.33164318

I always imagine Shinmy dying by someone with a fatass sitting on her without noticing

>> No.33172323
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>> No.33172341

>>33172323
That's a big Shimmy, or a small Remi.

>> No.33175467

>>33082867
I want this needle down my urethra.

>> No.33175909

>>33175467
You don't want that needle down your urethra

>> No.33178501
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Shinmyoumaru has been using the mallet irresponsibly again...

>> No.33178685
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>> No.33179723

>>33178685
How the hell did she get all that decor?

>> No.33179795

>>33179723
Alice made a doll house for her.

>> No.33183674

>>33178685
That looks really comfy to live in. How nice.

>> No.33194973 [DELETED] 

>>33082867

>> No.33195372
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>> No.33199140

>>33145538
If she's royalty, why is she friends with a rebel and a useless shrine maiden who beats people up for no reason?

>> No.33199925
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>>33199140
Because nobody cares about the Kobito
I actually do wonder if things got better for them after DDC, I really can't blame her for allying with Seija if things are really as bad for them as she describes.

>> No.33209140

>>33199925
>I actually do wonder if things got better for them after DDC
Was anything said after the game?
It wasn't that long ago, but we're already expecting the 18th to come out. 14 seems like a distant memory, but there's still room for input.

>> No.33209218

>>33199925
I doubt their princess taking part in a failed revolution would have affected their lives in a positive way...

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>>33209140
I don't think she's mentioned anything about them in her appearances post-DDC, unless there was some dialog in ULiL that I missed. And I don't think we've seen any 'generic Kobito' in the mangas, either. So who knows. ZUN probably just didn't think of it as important enough to mention, but I'm sure he'd give an answer if someone asked him about it.

>> No.33217521

>>33164318
You sick fuck

>> No.33218192

>>33164318
Someone with a fat ass like Raiko?

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>>33218192
Raiko doesn't have a fat ass!

>> No.33220219

>>33178501
I would like to use Shinmyoumaru irresponsibly...

>> No.33220241

>>33178685
>lilliputian
Feels like something a contrarian translator would come up with.

>> No.33220738
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>>33220241
It's probably the closest english equivalent to the Kobito, I prefer it to calling her a gnome or a dwarf. Of course, they should really just leave it as Kobito. Because then it's easier to make jokes about Sukuna being a peach Kobito!

>> No.33220808

>>33220738
Well, fans usually go with Inchling, so I was wondering.

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>>33218192
>>33218290

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>>33228265

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>>33228591
Shimmy's gf doesn't feel so good.

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>>33228265
>>33228285
I'm gonna steal Shimmy's mallet and use it on my self just so I could get to experience that.

>> No.33234727
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33234727

>>33233756
Becoming so small that Shimmy can do it to you.

>> No.33238420

I will break her bowl.

>> No.33239338
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>>33233435
Shimmy is a girl too, after all! It's natural for her to be fascinated by cocks!

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>> No.33240004

>>33239338
No you god damn piece of punk ass shit! Do not mess with that freaking kid! If you do, I'll rip off your god damn head and shove it so far up your freaking ass you'll be coughing up dandruff for four freaking months!

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33240298

>>33240004
Shut yer goddamn trap Seija, I'm gonna be poppin' that cherry of hers before yers, and yer gonna deal with that, you got that bitch?!

>> No.33249262

>>33234727
Imagine having Raiko squish Shimmy with her ass while Shimmy squishes you with her ass.

>> No.33250197

>>33220808
Inchling is probably a better generally-understood term, lilliputian is more fanciful and sounds more folkloric, while also being less accurate, since shimmy isn't from Lilliput.

>> No.33256057

>>33249262
Stinks

>> No.33256465

>>33234727
That sounds unpleasant.

>> No.33262225

>>33239370
Shimmy with big boobs gives me strange feelings...

>> No.33263470
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33263470

>>33082867
it will fit

>> No.33272235

>>33240004
I for one believe Seija needs another visit from the Crimson Slasher

>> No.33273103
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"You listen to me now...!!!"

>> No.33274786
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>>33272235
If there is anything that doujins have taught me it is that Shimmy with always side with Seija over Reimu

>> No.33279893

>>33272235
Hash slinging slasher more like

>> No.33290674 [DELETED] 

>>33279893

>> No.33293513
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33293513

Would a Shimmy yukkuri be microscopic?

>> No.33293832

>>33124604
Both at the same time. I'm curious how she'd react to someone smaller than her.

>> No.33298588

>>33233435
sauce?

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>>33273103

>> No.33301517

I'll have Shinmyoumaru as a snack.

>> No.33302355
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>>33301517
Inchlings are friends, not food!

>> No.33304579

>>33302355
But I want some inchling soup...

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>>33304579
No soup!!!!!

>> No.33309416

>>33240004
Get off /jp/ Dylan Klebold

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>>33262225
Shinmyoppaimaru

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>>33262225
Can you handle her?

>> No.33313899

>>33313878
Too big. Just my size.

>> No.33322754

>>33309856
>>33313878
This is too dangerous for me. Please cease.

>> No.33328340

>>33322754
Well I've got something special for you.
>>32911523
No peeking now!

>> No.33330785

>>33328340
AHHH MY VIRGIN EYES

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