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>>33017251Eirin has kids, Kanako is an unwanted virgin and Yukari... Yukari is Yukari.
>>33017251Someone better tell off Doremy for slacking again if she's allowing such blatant nightmares to plague people's minds.
Boy oh boy, lots of Yakumo klan love lately.
>>33018148holy shit, fuck off and stop spamming you enormous fucking faggot.no one likes you, everybody hates you.you ruin every single fucking thread you spam your shit in.kill yourself.
>>33018219Yeesh take a chill pill man. I only posted one picture. I really think you need to get yourself checked out. You are obsessed with me. It's unhealthy.
Yukari, lets have a picnic!
>>33017005If I get that one, do I also get the fox and the cat or do those come separately?
Now now, lets not be rude towards Yukari.
summoning 3d mmd guy
But why? Why is it so important for you?
Yukari is just a sack of old sacks.
>>33017251Forever 17!Forever 355,687,428,096,000!
>>33017005Eternally held back 17 year old - Yukarin!
Worst hagWorst Touhou
>>33042192>Worst TouhouNot even close.
>>33042192HMM I wonder who's behind this post?
>>33042192Best ladyBest touhou
I want to make gappy happy and be happy with gappy
Yukari is not a hag. However, she is a dumb bimbo.
I regretfully inform you that the reason the yukari is so dumb is because I fucked her stupid. Once again I am sorry.
>>33056722Yukari's standards are undoubtedly impossibly high, but I will still try to reach them
>>33058590Eirin, that's enough.
Saving the beauty yokai
>>33075530She's the gap[moe] youkai.
>>33070880I want to bury Yukari in love letters
Is she really as stupid as she pretends to be?
>>33108178NoGappy is the big brain hu
>>33108178She pretends to be stupid to give her enemies a false sense of security and lure prey. Ran is as smart as a computer and still got outsmarted and enslaved by Yukari.
>>33017005I want to hatefuck this dumb hag.
>>33115564Ran IS the computerYukari enslaved just a regular young kitsune and overwrote its mind to replace it with Ran
>>33117473why would yukari ever cook? that's what ran is for!
>>33117581Ran is for computing, fighting and decoration!
>>33117764What the fuck is this image!?
>>33117581She wants you to *think* she cooks your meals, when in reality Yukarin is absolutely hopeless in any kind of domestic task.
>>33119277Her babymaker works fine so she can at least give me a familyRaising children can be a learning experience for us to share
>>33117581She is so in love with her husband, that she dumped Ran and now wants to make the food
>>33121328Maybe Yukari will be excited to be a mom
>>33115564She s an autist to be sure
>>33131446Yukari clearly has a big egonot hard to believe she'd have enough self adoration that she'd consider creating additional copies of herself to be a way of bettering the world around her
OH my mommy!
>>33138783Cum is oozing from her ass
>>33141656Dude, what are you talking about.
>>33017005Peace signs were popular half a decade ago Yukarin.
>>33141440Best and sexy mom but, what is she doing?
>>33156374Ubuntu crashed on her once again
>>33156374She was looking at /ss/ stuff on a shady website and downloaded a nasty virus
i wonder how her actual gap looks and feels like
>>33147099I like them.
>>33159546>>33147099Also, peace signs have been a thing since the 60's.
>>33156451>linux userTypical yukarifag
>>33141440Grandma broke her computerizer again...
>>33160255I will have to buy a new computer... again
>>33020788She's missing two extra digits on that card.
>>33175043Ah yes of course. 17.00 to be precise
>>33175140remove the period and you'll be correct.
>>33177541Ah yes of course 17.00 to be precise
>>33177615Young and fertile for all eternity
>>33020788more like 71
>>33182141Why is brown this Yukari?
>>33187535She dyed her hair. Blonde is probably her natural color, so please wait warmly as her hair grows longer,
>>33187535She bought the wrong hair dye to hide her GREY HAIRS CAUSE SHE'S OLD
>>33200995NO, YOU ARE THE FUCKING OLD
>>33141440women are useless and stupid in programming codes
>>33214559Yukari would be unhappy to hear that.
get this hag out of here
>>33218964Yukari will eat this poor guy >>33214559 if she hears that
post moar hagboobers
>>33230298Yukari is not hagShe will be young and fertile forever
>>33222518I doubt she'd do more than spirit him away or toss him through a gap and be done with it.
Yukari is the gap.Remember that.
What's next for Yukari?
>>33017005Yukarin is very sorry for being useless!
>>33261851even I wouldn't ejaculate in Yukari.
>>33261775I'd smash her SO FUCKING HARD even her reality warping powers wouldn't be able to undo the SHEER damage. Her cunny would look like two tenderised raw steaks rolled into a makeshift onahole with an ENTIRE TUB of mayo oozing out of it. You would see the RED FUCKING GLOW from under that bedsheet she considers clothing SO FUCKING WELL that you could dumped her on the coast and ships would be able to navigate using her RED RAW BEAMING dick sheath for guidance.
>>33261859there's no way i wouldn't ejaculate inside yukari
>>33262313Yukari is good, therefore creating more Yukaris is creating more good
>>33268404What about you? Are you good enough for her?
>>33268404>Yukari is goodAccording to who? She's neutral at best.
>>33275414I haven't opened the thread since yesterday. Who are you quoting?
>>33275427This quote right here >>33275396
>>33275446I don't remember that word showing up anywhere in my post anon.
>>33275451You're not very clever.
>>33275488If you say so.
>>33275414Necrobumping isn't a thing on 4chan, dead threads stay dead.
>>33275625haha titty go brrr
"Gap hag" actually sounds like it could be the name of a monster, like a swamp hag. Maybe that's the kind of youkai Yukari is.
Yukari is so difficult to approach...
>>33278583>"Just come here."
>>33277916>>33278645why are you replying to yourself?
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>>33279430I don't even have that image on my hard drive mate.
>>33278788Yukarin probably knows tons of mind control magicOne look into her eyes will put you under her spell
>>33290428Yukarin will use her mind control magic on you to become her son, and you will spend a lot of time receiving all the love that she has saved for thousands of years
>>33299357Yukari should unleash all her sexual frustration on me!
>>33300364Sorry.She already did it to me. Now my wife will never forgive me for being near that youkai.
>>33306627Gappy a cute
>>33313998Gappy a hot
>>33108178No. She just acts weird and whimsical to hide the fact that she is a monster.
>>33108178>Is she really as stupid as she pretends to be?I don't have it, but you know what it looks like.I_was_just_pretending_to_be_stupid.jpg
Yukarin's body is old and decrepit, like a musty old tomb!
>>33329941Ahh, yes. I remember this... The one thing I wanted to forget seeing!
>>33329941Yukari is so old she has spiders coming out of her hair
I have no idea who this girl is or which anime she's from but holy shit i've masturbated to her more times i could ever hope to count
>>33108178She might deliberately lower her intelligence or refuse to delve too far into her powers to keep some shell of humanity beneath that mountain of power she stands, but no.
>>33369201tits too big
>>33371395You say that but you never noticed that her eyes are blue now instead of yellow or purple
>>33374150>Alice?No? Alice isn't nearly that big.
I wanna post so many images
>>33277916Even If yukarin was a creepy old lady who looks like this, I'd find her to be creepy cool as fuck.
sage is encouraged in a sage thread.
>janny deleting comments he doesn't likegood work jannie!
Young and sweet! Only seventeen!
>>33406494Why would Yukari give herself blemishesShe's a shapeshifter, all her features are custom made
>>33417979All the blonde haired girls, except for Yukari herself, are her kids.
>>33417979I won't be surprised if she killed and ate her offspring.
>>33418620While Yukari may be an amoral monster, she is shown to care about her family in her own wayits those outside her family that get the Youkai terror
>>33017639Yukari is a GILF.
>>33418620You probably won't know what she's thinking, but I don't think she's that fucked in the head.
>>33421564>>33428859evil must be punished. one must never compromise with such an entity
>>33429928know this yukari should you fail to uphold honor as the that youkai did, i will end you.
yukari will be in the next game
but can yukari gap her virginity away
>>33441653She can gap any celebrity she likes to her home and have as much fun with them as she likes
>>33429381No matter how true that is, people still find a way to do just the opposite.
>>33449256never compromise. not even in the face of armageddon.
Yukari will die alone. No one can afford her medications. Not even anon.
>>33017005Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.
>>33453879I forgot how it goes, but there was a quote about knowledge that sounded similar.Either that or I'm just imagining things.The world isn't as good as people think. That is what some believe.
>>33441235I don't think she will.There will probably be something said on her part after the game.
>>33467200reminder that Yukari is flat.
>>33469965That doesn't look flat. Just modest
>>33472572those are c cups, anon
>>33469965That's not small at all. This is the perfect size.
>>33473754I want to but I'm busy at the moment
>>33473801Don't make me use force.
>>33453319IT... ISN'T... FAIR... BROS...
>>33483672>IT... ISN'T... FAIR... BROS...Then treat your elders correctly. If you don't, your own grandchildren will do you the same.
>>33483672You don't have "bros" here you piece of shit.
>>33491230There's warosubros, but I think they're "wolves"
>>33491061Fucking the old hag
Wait, what is Yukari's actual canonical age?
>>33497462You must die
>>33499233how long has she been 17
>>33499266Since she was born 17 years ago. Every day.
>>33397946He doesn't delete posts he "doesn't like", but low quality shitpost, mainly from MMDpedo.
>>33421564>she is shown to care about her familyYou just outed yourself as a secondary. Canonically she treats her shikigami instrumentally, and Ran and Chen are more on a mischevious side and often times they disobey her master.
yukarin is not feeling well...
>>33499369that's normal though, so how exactly am I wrong
Naked giggly Yukari running around your house yelling for you to catch her!
>>33502915Smallkari is trashBig, healthy and fertile is the way to go
>>33504332Smallkari is fine, so long as she's wearing time-appropriate wear for being a loli. She is 1700 after all.
>>33504332I love all Yukaris, especially the ones with feets!
>>33505789What about more Yukari?>>33056722
the world is black and white
>>33499388best girl helping the ugly, fat and oldie bitch
>>33499388I will always find Cripplekari hilarious
>>33499388Just walk it off.
>>33510382Yet there is a lot of gray. The irony.
>>33509638In response to your affections Yukari appears before you and issues a gambitIf you can defeat her in a game or challenge of your choosing, you may have her hand in marriageIf you lose, she takes your soul, and probably eats itDo you take the gamble?
>>33524631No. She's the most powerful and mysterious youkai in Gensokyo, and I am a mere muggle.The only way I survive soul-intact is to somehow get her to throw the game voluntarily, which I won't know how to do. Otherwise she can just use her boundary-manipulation to fuck with whatever she wants in order to win, including my own sanity.
>>33524631The only way to win is by challenging her to Candyland
>>33524631her vessel cannot contain the true form of my soul, she will crumble into nothingness
>>33524631Shit's rigged. In your favor.
>>33525096If she wanted to win without effort, she would not have bothered to issue the challenge in thr first placeShe'd just torture you to death like she normally does to mortals
>>33530184Why do I feel like the only reason she's issuing the challenge is to "justify" eating my soul to anyone who asks questions?
>>33530968she's a being of immense power at the very top of the food chainshe doesn't have to justify shit to anyoneshe acts as she sees fit and all others can pound sand
>>33524631I will challenge her in an FPS she is so old that the only thing she knows how to play is Tetris.Get ready lady Yukari, your sexy body will be mine!
follow the path of righteousness. do not be tempted
>>33524631>If you can defeat her in a game or challenge of your choosingOk. Be sure to show up to Gensokyo ASAP for our wedding. Yukari isn't my first choice, but it's not like I had one to begin with.
Yeah, I'm redoing that fucking image.
>>33531018She visits the outside world regularly and has fucktons of free timeYou're gonna get wrecked and probably be teabagged repeatedly
>>33449482I'll remember that.
>>33260350Fooled me for a second. Thought she looked a bit like Beato.
>>33560978No need to spoiler. It's not like she's scary.
>>33560978>notice me reimu
When will she be the main protagonist of her own game, and not just Reimu's side girl?
>>33573041>When will she be the main protagonist of her own gameWhat kind of game would she be in anyway?
>>33579020Pong, a fitting game for an old hag
>>33579041Yukari, protagonist of a game of pong. Hitting all of the right angles to secure a victory.
>>33524631Easy.Challenge her to a game of endurance: both parties must act as a wedded couple until one person submits.The condition for a loss is to voluntarily initiate the process for a divorce.Enjoy the youkai wife, boys.
>>33579134That plan hinges on her not responding negatively to being duped, as she can be the very model of a modern nagging harpy without breaking the rules of the challenge if she wants revengeYou're playing chicken with a freight train
>>33579402Well I'll hug her and let her know I care about her every day no matter how much she nags me!
>>33580917you are a fool, willingly falling into the abyss is not a choice fit for a sane person
>>33581257Sanity has no power here
>>33586086the human race will not perish, no matter how big your saggers are, we will persevere
>>33579020Danmaku where she doesn't actually attack, but styles on opponents by using her gaps. Leaves one of her gaps in X location, moves to Y location, and just as the danmaku is about to hit her, she teleports to the gap location.
>>33141440is she installing gentoo? as expected of best grill
Are there more detailed character design pages like this for Yukari?
yukari is a bad girl unlike yuuka who is a good girl
>>33605332>Has not played the PC98 games
>>33605425shinki is a massive bitch
if yukari doesn't do something soon, gensokyo will be in trouble! >>33608282
>>33579402If Yukari decides to mindbreak me to create a stalemate then I'd say pushing the hyper-intelligent, reality-bending sage of Gensokyo to a draw is an even greater accomplishment than just marrying her. I'll take my victory with me until my inevitable egodeath by incessant nagging.
>>33604580This picture is making me feel weird in many places.
She's not happy with your crappy food and she'll handle your diet from now on.
>>33620334Yukari on a vegan diet!
>>33622663Don't moon me please, Yukari. Mooning people stopped being funny ages ago.
>>33620334Gap wife, except she genuinely cares about you and your wellbeing
>>33620334Those are some fantastic childbearing hips
>>33634538yukari is a child
>>33637227no she isn'tshe is a healthy and mature adult
>>33638146why do you argue with facts?
>>33638293Facts only get in the way of truth.
>>33620334>She's not happy with your crappy food and she'll handle your diet from now on.>She's not happy with your crappy foodIf mine isn't good then I don't know what is. She better be a five star chef in that case.
>>33645052Eat more salad.
>>33645140I eat my greens and keep a balanced plate when possible.
>>33645152But do you get all your micros in addition to your macros
>>33649185that's a good question actually...
>>33645140I'm not a rabbit.
>>33638146>matureYukari is flat at 1000+ years of age.
>>33659451Fuck off Reisen, this isn't a Junko thread
>>33663564>this isn't a Junko threadReisen wouldn't come to this thread in the first place if that were the case
>>33663523Yukari isn't flat at allShe has very large breasts that will keep your children well fed
>>33663523>Yukari is flat
>>33668006If she doesn't eat them first.
>>33668006delusion>>33668647She doesn't have nearly as big a chest as most artists depict her with. She may as well be flat in your image.
>>33677342Anon, you are aware that chest sizes don't start at c cup, right?Or has wanking it to children all these years fried your brain
>>33677342Big tits are a modern thingHistorically they were small, and japs were smaller still
Yukarin can be as big as she wants to be
>>33681763i won't allow this
>>33622663Who's the artist for this? Artstyle seems familiar, but saucenao, google and yandex all turned up empty.
>>33670920She wouldn't eat themShe's the one that made themShe'll make sure her own young stay nice and safe, along with their sire just in case she wants more
Yukarin best strongest but cutest 17y waifu on my bed
Yukarin best girl to give birth to babies
>>33690377Yukarin is for mass production
>>33698273Yukari wants you to explore her special gap
>>33705364More like Tiredkari.
>>33690377Youkais with big what? I can't recognize the kanji.
>>33713380Yukari eats garbage and fucks animals
>>33713380Gappy is soft
gappy can be a good mom
i wanna be raised in the gappy family
>>33738398Imagine kidnapping and replacing Chen with everyone else none the wiser...
>>33739146that would be best life ever
>>33743712I like the ara-sized Chen, but the way that granny's boobs intersect her daughter's and granddaugher's is just wrong.
>>33738398That "impersonating Ran" thing brings to mind something.Ran is a shikigami servant, and her consciousness is effectively just a servant-mind implanted into a kitsune's body.Would Ran, the servant-mind, implicitly hate Mamizou for being a tanuki? Kitsunes hate tanukis, but is Ran "kitsune enough" to also hate tanukis?
>>33745355depends on unknown variablesif Ran is designed off a kitsune base instinct template, probably yesif she's a freeform blank slate just using the kitsune as a puppet, probably not
>>33678907Not everyone has double D cupsI've seen more adults with pitiful chests than with competent ones. The pitifully sized chests become more prevalent as you go further back in time. Yukari with anything larger than half a head is pure delusion.
>>33750587CorrectCow tits are disgustingC cups are the ideal, anything more than a good handful is a waste
>>33743712God, I want them to devour my soul.
>>33753597the naming scheme is unorthodox. pay no mind to it.
>>33756615what are you scheming?
>>33762461I'm not scheming anything, I'm just saying the way I name images is unorthodox (or just inefficient). Despite having folders for them, most of my images are unorganized, so I switch between folders and just looking for them just using my keyboard. There's no point in unique filenames since I'll lose an image, so it become something like typing "yu" to find yukari and then scrolling to liar rather than just "liar" in the yukari folder. That doesn't account for images I saved elsewhere and other stuff like image corruption whereby I'll have to look for it again, so I can't really do anything to the file in the meantime.
>>33767163very wellyou may post body
>>33622663>>33684598Jesus shit I love Amazon so much
>>33753560I prefer 37 years old forever Yukari
>>3377022237 is too old to give healthy children reliably27 max
>>33770831how about 32?
>>33771997>how about 32?Anything past cake status is a no go.
Yukari is in shock at whom you want to be the mother of your children
>>33784156I don't see the issue. A human marrying and starting a family with another human is completely fine. Wanting Yukari to oversee it is abnormal I will admit.
>>33787875There is absolutely nothing wrong with turning youkai into baby factories. It's prime eugenics to spread their superhuman genes around.
requesting more Yukarin pics
>>33793080I want to make gappy happy by making more gappy
>>33800694I want to touch Yukari's soft and warm skin, massage her back and kiss her neck
I still don't know where this one is from.
>>33814297I know a Satou Yuuki manga when I see one, the licky old hag.
gappy so adorable
>>33821846gappy likes youshe might decide to keep you
>>33821846gappy so cute!