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>> No.33017639

Eirin has kids, Kanako is an unwanted virgin and Yukari... Yukari is Yukari.

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>> No.33017773

Someone better tell off Doremy for slacking again if she's allowing such blatant nightmares to plague people's minds.

>> No.33018148 [DELETED] 
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Boy oh boy, lots of Yakumo klan love lately.

>> No.33018219 [DELETED] 

holy shit, fuck off and stop spamming you enormous fucking faggot.
no one likes you, everybody hates you.
you ruin every single fucking thread you spam your shit in.
kill yourself.

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Yeesh take a chill pill man. I only posted one picture. I really think you need to get yourself checked out. You are obsessed with me. It's unhealthy.

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Yukari, lets have a picnic!

>> No.33019789

If I get that one, do I also get the fox and the cat or do those come separately?

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Now now, lets not be rude towards Yukari.

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>> No.33021187 [DELETED] 

summoning 3d mmd guy

>> No.33021522 [DELETED] 
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But why? Why is it so important for you?

>> No.33021580

Yukari is just a sack of old sacks.

>> No.33021609

Forever 17!
Forever 355,687,428,096,000!

>> No.33029762
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Eternally held back 17 year old - Yukarin!

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Stupid hag!

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>> No.33042192

Worst hag
Worst Touhou

>> No.33046392

>Worst Touhou
Not even close.

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HMM I wonder who's behind this post?

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Best lady
Best touhou

>> No.33056722
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I want to make gappy happy and be happy with gappy

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>> No.33058078

Yukari is not a hag. However, she is a dumb bimbo.

>> No.33058590

I regretfully inform you that the reason the yukari is so dumb is because I fucked her stupid. Once again I am sorry.

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Yukari's standards are undoubtedly impossibly high, but I will still try to reach them

>> No.33067143

Eirin, that's enough.

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>> No.33070880
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>> No.33075530

Saving the beauty yokai

>> No.33086331

She's the gap[moe] youkai.

>> No.33090308
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I want to bury Yukari in love letters

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>> No.33106707
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Is she really as stupid as she pretends to be?

>> No.33112624

Probably both

>> No.33113508

Gappy is the big brain hu

>> No.33115564

She pretends to be stupid to give her enemies a false sense of security and lure prey. Ran is as smart as a computer and still got outsmarted and enslaved by Yukari.

>> No.33116378

I want to hatefuck this dumb hag.

>> No.33116708

Ran IS the computer
Yukari enslaved just a regular young kitsune and overwrote its mind to replace it with Ran

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>> No.33117581

why would yukari ever cook? that's what ran is for!

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Ran is for computing, fighting and decoration!

>> No.33119265 [DELETED] 

What the fuck is this image!?

>> No.33119277

She wants you to *think* she cooks your meals, when in reality Yukarin is absolutely hopeless in any kind of domestic task.

>> No.33119713

Gyaru Yukari?

>> No.33121328

Her babymaker works fine so she can at least give me a family
Raising children can be a learning experience for us to share

>> No.33125800

She is so in love with her husband, that she dumped Ran and now wants to make the food

>> No.33131446
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Maybe Yukari will be excited to be a mom

>> No.33131695

She s an autist to be sure

>> No.33138783
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Yukari clearly has a big ego
not hard to believe she'd have enough self adoration that she'd consider creating additional copies of herself to be a way of bettering the world around her

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OH my mommy!

>> No.33141656

Cum is oozing from her ass

>> No.33143291

Dude, what are you talking about.

>> No.33147099

Peace signs were popular half a decade ago Yukarin.

>> No.33156374

Best and sexy mom but, what is she doing?

>> No.33156451

Ubuntu crashed on her once again

>> No.33159171
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She was looking at /ss/ stuff on a shady website and downloaded a nasty virus

>> No.33159205

i wonder how her actual gap looks and feels like

>> No.33159546

I like them.

>> No.33159601

Also, peace signs have been a thing since the 60's.

>> No.33159640

>linux user
Typical yukarifag

>> No.33160255

Grandma broke her computerizer again...

>> No.33165083

I will have to buy a new computer... again

>> No.33175043

She's missing two extra digits on that card.

>> No.33175140

Ah yes of course. 17.00 to be precise

>> No.33177541

remove the period and you'll be correct.

>> No.33177615

Ah yes of course 17.00 to be precise

>> No.33181935

Young and fertile for all eternity

>> No.33182038

more like 71

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>> No.33187535

Why is brown this Yukari?

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>> No.33197216

She dyed her hair. Blonde is probably her natural color, so please wait warmly as her hair grows longer,

>> No.33200995

She bought the wrong hair dye to hide her GREY HAIRS CAUSE SHE'S OLD

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>> No.33214559

women are useless and stupid in programming codes

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>> No.33218964

Yukari would be unhappy to hear that.

>> No.33219156

get this hag out of here

>> No.33222518
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Yukari will eat this poor guy >>33214559 if she hears that

>> No.33230298

post moar hagboobers

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Yukari is not hag
She will be young and fertile forever

>> No.33239153

I doubt she'd do more than spirit him away or toss him through a gap and be done with it.

>> No.33247500
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Virgin monster.

>> No.33256120

Yukari is the gap.
Remember that.

>> No.33260350
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>> No.33261744

What's next for Yukari?

>> No.33261775
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World conquest

>> No.33261851
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Yukarin is very sorry for being useless!

>> No.33261859

even I wouldn't ejaculate in Yukari.

>> No.33262263

I'd smash her SO FUCKING HARD even her reality warping powers wouldn't be able to undo the SHEER damage. Her cunny would look like two tenderised raw steaks rolled into a makeshift onahole with an ENTIRE TUB of mayo oozing out of it. You would see the RED FUCKING GLOW from under that bedsheet she considers clothing SO FUCKING WELL that you could dumped her on the coast and ships would be able to navigate using her RED RAW BEAMING dick sheath for guidance.

>> No.33262296

there's no way i wouldn't ejaculate inside yukari

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Yukari is good, therefore creating more Yukaris is creating more good

>> No.33268933

What about you? Are you good enough for her?

>> No.33275396

>Yukari is good
According to who? She's neutral at best.

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>> No.33275427

I haven't opened the thread since yesterday. Who are you quoting?

>> No.33275446

This quote right here >>33275396

>> No.33275451

I don't remember that word showing up anywhere in my post anon.

>> No.33275488

You're not very clever.

>> No.33275495

If you say so.

>> No.33275625
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Necrobumping isn't a thing on 4chan, dead threads stay dead.

>> No.33275727

haha titty go brrr

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"Gap hag" actually sounds like it could be the name of a monster, like a swamp hag. Maybe that's the kind of youkai Yukari is.

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Yukari is so difficult to approach...

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>"Just come here."

>> No.33279100

why are you replying to yourself?

>> No.33279131

I didn't.

>> No.33279430
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.-.. .. . / --- -. . / -- --- .-. . / - .. -- . / .- -. -.. / .. .----. .-.. .-.. / ... .... .. - .--. --- ... - / .. -. / .- .-.. .-.. / - .... . / - .... .-. . .- -.. ... / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. --- ...- .

>> No.33289918

I don't even have that image on my hard drive mate.

>> No.33290428

Yukarin probably knows tons of mind control magic
One look into her eyes will put you under her spell

>> No.33299357
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Yukarin will use her mind control magic on you to become her son, and you will spend a lot of time receiving all the love that she has saved for thousands of years

>> No.33300364

Yukari should unleash all her sexual frustration on me!

>> No.33300817
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Oh yeah?

>> No.33304246

She already did it to me. Now my wife will never forgive me for being near that youkai.

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>> No.33313998

Gappy a cute

>> No.33323579
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Gappy a hot

>> No.33325074

No. She just acts weird and whimsical to hide the fact that she is a monster.

>> No.33329651

>Is she really as stupid as she pretends to be?
I don't have it, but you know what it looks like.

>> No.33329941
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Yukarin's body is old and decrepit, like a musty old tomb!

>> No.33333022

Ahh, yes. I remember this... The one thing I wanted to forget seeing!

>> No.33334521
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Yukari is so old she has spiders coming out of her hair

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>> No.33340730

I have no idea who this girl is or which anime she's from but holy shit i've masturbated to her more times i could ever hope to count

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>> No.33349990

Lustful youkai

>> No.33350209

She might deliberately lower her intelligence or refuse to delve too far into her powers to keep some shell of humanity beneath that mountain of power she stands, but no.

>> No.33360057

nice kitty

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>> No.33371395

tits too big

>> No.33373899

You say that but you never noticed that her eyes are blue now instead of yellow or purple

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>> No.33383181

No? Alice isn't nearly that big.

>> No.33386971
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I wanna post so many images

>> No.33389734
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>> No.33389945

Even If yukarin was a creepy old lady who looks like this, I'd find her to be creepy cool as fuck.

>> No.33393449 [DELETED] 

sage is encouraged in a sage thread.

>> No.33397946

>janny deleting comments he doesn't like
good work jannie!

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Young and sweet! Only seventeen!

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>> No.33407479

Why would Yukari give herself blemishes
She's a shapeshifter, all her features are custom made

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>> No.33417979

Seventeen kids.

>> No.33418483

All the blonde haired girls, except for Yukari herself, are her kids.

>> No.33418620

I won't be surprised if she killed and ate her offspring.

>> No.33421564

While Yukari may be an amoral monster, she is shown to care about her family in her own way
its those outside her family that get the Youkai terror

>> No.33421990

Yukari is a GILF.

>> No.33428859

You probably won't know what she's thinking, but I don't think she's that fucked in the head.

>> No.33429381

evil must be punished. one must never compromise with such an entity

>> No.33429928

Hello, Reimu.

>> No.33430862
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know this yukari should you fail to uphold honor as the that youkai did, i will end you.

>> No.33441222
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>> No.33441235

yukari will be in the next game

>> No.33441653

but can yukari gap her virginity away

>> No.33442857

She can gap any celebrity she likes to her home and have as much fun with them as she likes

>> No.33449256

No matter how true that is, people still find a way to do just the opposite.

>> No.33449482

never compromise. not even in the face of armageddon.

>> No.33453319
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Yukari will die alone. No one can afford her medications. Not even anon.

>> No.33453879

Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.

>> No.33460102

I forgot how it goes, but there was a quote about knowledge that sounded similar.
Either that or I'm just imagining things.
The world isn't as good as people think. That is what some believe.

>> No.33465720

I don't think she will.
There will probably be something said on her part after the game.

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>> No.33469965
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reminder that Yukari is flat.

>> No.33472572

That doesn't look flat. Just modest

>> No.33473636

those are c cups, anon

>> No.33473642

meant for

>> No.33473754

Vacate yourself.

>> No.33473781

That's not small at all. This is the perfect size.

>> No.33473801

I want to but I'm busy at the moment

>> No.33477783

Don't make me use force.

>> No.33483672

IT... ISN'T... FAIR... BROS...

>> No.33487824

>IT... ISN'T... FAIR... BROS...
Then treat your elders correctly. If you don't, your own grandchildren will do you the same.

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>> No.33491230

You don't have "bros" here you piece of shit.

>> No.33497462

There's warosubros, but I think they're "wolves"

>> No.33497578

Fucking the old hag

>> No.33498082

Wait, what is Yukari's actual canonical age?

>> No.33498267

You must die

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>> No.33499201

17 what

>> No.33499233

years old

>> No.33499266

how long has she been 17

>> No.33499281

Since she was born 17 years ago. Every day.

>> No.33499292

He doesn't delete posts he "doesn't like", but low quality shitpost, mainly from MMDpedo.

>> No.33499369

>she is shown to care about her family
You just outed yourself as a secondary. Canonically she treats her shikigami instrumentally, and Ran and Chen are more on a mischevious side and often times they disobey her master.

>> No.33499388
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yukarin is not feeling well...

>> No.33501125

that's normal though, so how exactly am I wrong

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Naked giggly Yukari running around your house yelling for you to catch her!

>> No.33504332
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Smallkari is trash
Big, healthy and fertile is the way to go

>> No.33504830

Smallkari is fine, so long as she's wearing time-appropriate wear for being a loli. She is 1700 after all.

>> No.33505789
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I love all Yukaris, especially the ones with feets!

>> No.33505962

What about more Yukari?

>> No.33509638
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>> No.33510382

the world is black and white

>> No.33511617

best girl helping the ugly, fat and oldie bitch

>> No.33513768

I will always find Cripplekari hilarious

>> No.33518352
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Just walk it off.

>> No.33523228

Yet there is a lot of gray. The irony.

>> No.33524631

In response to your affections Yukari appears before you and issues a gambit
If you can defeat her in a game or challenge of your choosing, you may have her hand in marriage
If you lose, she takes your soul, and probably eats it
Do you take the gamble?

>> No.33525096

No. She's the most powerful and mysterious youkai in Gensokyo, and I am a mere muggle.

The only way I survive soul-intact is to somehow get her to throw the game voluntarily, which I won't know how to do. Otherwise she can just use her boundary-manipulation to fuck with whatever she wants in order to win, including my own sanity.

>> No.33525184

The only way to win is by challenging her to Candyland

>> No.33527166 [DELETED] 

her vessel cannot contain the true form of my soul, she will crumble into nothingness

>> No.33527343

Shit's rigged. In your favor.

>> No.33530184

If she wanted to win without effort, she would not have bothered to issue the challenge in thr first place
She'd just torture you to death like she normally does to mortals

>> No.33530968

Why do I feel like the only reason she's issuing the challenge is to "justify" eating my soul to anyone who asks questions?

>> No.33531011

she's a being of immense power at the very top of the food chain
she doesn't have to justify shit to anyone
she acts as she sees fit and all others can pound sand

>> No.33531018

I will challenge her in an FPS she is so old that the only thing she knows how to play is Tetris.
Get ready lady Yukari, your sexy body will be mine!

>> No.33533188 [DELETED] 

follow the path of righteousness. do not be tempted

>> No.33541728 [DELETED] 
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>If you can defeat her in a game or challenge of your choosing
Be sure to show up to Gensokyo ASAP for our wedding.
Yukari isn't my first choice, but it's not like I had one to begin with.

>> No.33541739

Yeah, I'm redoing that fucking image.

>> No.33542906

She visits the outside world regularly and has fucktons of free time
You're gonna get wrecked and probably be teabagged repeatedly

>> No.33545738

I'll remember that.

>> No.33549896

Fooled me for a second. Thought she looked a bit like Beato.

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>> No.33571882

No need to spoiler. It's not like she's scary.

>> No.33572962 [DELETED] 

>notice me reimu

>> No.33573041

When will she be the main protagonist of her own game, and not just Reimu's side girl?

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>evil mastermind

>> No.33579020

>When will she be the main protagonist of her own game
What kind of game would she be in anyway?

>> No.33579041

Pong, a fitting game for an old hag

>> No.33579105

Yukari, protagonist of a game of pong. Hitting all of the right angles to secure a victory.

>> No.33579134

Challenge her to a game of endurance: both parties must act as a wedded couple until one person submits.
The condition for a loss is to voluntarily initiate the process for a divorce.
Enjoy the youkai wife, boys.

>> No.33579402

That plan hinges on her not responding negatively to being duped, as she can be the very model of a modern nagging harpy without breaking the rules of the challenge if she wants revenge
You're playing chicken with a freight train

>> No.33580917

Well I'll hug her and let her know I care about her every day no matter how much she nags me!

>> No.33581257 [DELETED] 

you are a fool, willingly falling into the abyss is not a choice fit for a sane person

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Sanity has no power here

>> No.33586539 [DELETED] 

the human race will not perish, no matter how big your saggers are, we will persevere

>> No.33590503

Danmaku where she doesn't actually attack, but styles on opponents by using her gaps. Leaves one of her gaps in X location, moves to Y location, and just as the danmaku is about to hit her, she teleports to the gap location.

>> No.33595144

is she installing gentoo? as expected of best grill

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Are there more detailed character design pages like this for Yukari?

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>> No.33605332 [DELETED] 

yukari is a bad girl unlike yuuka who is a good girl

>> No.33605425

>Has not played the PC98 games

>> No.33605450 [DELETED] 

shinki is a massive bitch

>> No.33608379

if yukari doesn't do something soon, gensokyo will be in trouble! >>33608282

>> No.33608417

If Yukari decides to mindbreak me to create a stalemate then I'd say pushing the hyper-intelligent, reality-bending sage of Gensokyo to a draw is an even greater accomplishment than just marrying her. I'll take my victory with me until my inevitable egodeath by incessant nagging.

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>> No.33611184

This picture is making me feel weird in many places.

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She's not happy with your crappy food and she'll handle your diet from now on.

>> No.33620660

Yukari on a vegan diet!

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>> No.33626962

Don't moon me please, Yukari. Mooning people stopped being funny ages ago.

>> No.33631644

Gap wife, except she genuinely cares about you and your wellbeing

>> No.33634538

Those are some fantastic childbearing hips

>> No.33637227

yukari is a child

>> No.33638146

no she isn't
she is a healthy and mature adult

>> No.33638293

why do you argue with facts?

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Facts only get in the way of truth.

>> No.33645052

>She's not happy with your crappy food and she'll handle your diet from now on.
>She's not happy with your crappy food
If mine isn't good then I don't know what is. She better be a five star chef in that case.

>> No.33645140

Eat more salad.

>> No.33645152

I eat my greens and keep a balanced plate when possible.

>> No.33649185

But do you get all your micros in addition to your macros

>> No.33653699

that's a good question actually...

>> No.33659451

I'm not a rabbit.

>> No.33663523

Yukari is flat at 1000+ years of age.

>> No.33663564

Fuck off Reisen, this isn't a Junko thread

>> No.33665954

>this isn't a Junko thread
Reisen wouldn't come to this thread in the first place if that were the case

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Yukari isn't flat at all
She has very large breasts that will keep your children well fed

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>Yukari is flat

>> No.33670920

If she doesn't eat them first.

>> No.33677342

She doesn't have nearly as big a chest as most artists depict her with. She may as well be flat in your image.

>> No.33678907

Anon, you are aware that chest sizes don't start at c cup, right?
Or has wanking it to children all these years fried your brain

>> No.33679356

begone bully

>> No.33681723

Big tits are a modern thing
Historically they were small, and japs were smaller still

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Yukarin can be as big as she wants to be

>> No.33681865

i won't allow this

>> No.33684598

Who's the artist for this? Artstyle seems familiar, but saucenao, google and yandex all turned up empty.

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She wouldn't eat them
She's the one that made them
She'll make sure her own young stay nice and safe, along with their sire just in case she wants more

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Yukarin best strongest but cutest 17y waifu on my bed

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Yukarin best girl to give birth to babies

>> No.33696273

Yukarin is for mass production

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thicc Yukarin

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>> No.33702677

Yukari wants you to explore her special gap

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>> No.33705495

More like Tiredkari.

>> No.33706719

Youkais with big what? I can't recognize the kanji.

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>> No.33713433

Yukari eats garbage and fucks animals

>> No.33717793

Gappy is soft

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gappy can be a good mom

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i wanna be raised in the gappy family

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Imagine kidnapping and replacing Chen with everyone else none the wiser...

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that would be best life ever

>> No.33744910

I like the ara-sized Chen, but the way that granny's boobs intersect her daughter's and granddaugher's is just wrong.

>> No.33745355

That "impersonating Ran" thing brings to mind something.

Ran is a shikigami servant, and her consciousness is effectively just a servant-mind implanted into a kitsune's body.
Would Ran, the servant-mind, implicitly hate Mamizou for being a tanuki? Kitsunes hate tanukis, but is Ran "kitsune enough" to also hate tanukis?

>> No.33747778

depends on unknown variables
if Ran is designed off a kitsune base instinct template, probably yes
if she's a freeform blank slate just using the kitsune as a puppet, probably not

>> No.33750587

Not everyone has double D cups
I've seen more adults with pitiful chests than with competent ones. The pitifully sized chests become more prevalent as you go further back in time.
Yukari with anything larger than half a head is pure delusion.

>> No.33750674

Cow tits are disgusting
C cups are the ideal, anything more than a good handful is a waste

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>> No.33756328

God, I want them to devour my soul.

>> No.33756615

the naming scheme is unorthodox.
pay no mind to it.

>> No.33762461

what are you scheming?

>> No.33767163

I'm not scheming anything, I'm just saying the way I name images is unorthodox (or just inefficient).
Despite having folders for them, most of my images are unorganized, so I switch between folders and just looking for them just using my keyboard.
There's no point in unique filenames since I'll lose an image, so it become something like typing "yu" to find yukari and then scrolling to liar rather than just "liar" in the yukari folder. That doesn't account for images I saved elsewhere and other stuff like image corruption whereby I'll have to look for it again, so I can't really do anything to the file in the meantime.

>> No.33768201

very well
you may post body

>> No.33769741

Jesus shit I love Amazon so much

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I prefer 37 years old forever Yukari

>> No.33770831

37 is too old to give healthy children reliably
27 max

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how about 32?

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>> No.33777580

>how about 32?
Anything past cake status is a no go.

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Yukari is in shock at whom you want to be the mother of your children

>> No.33787875

good genes

>> No.33793042

I don't see the issue.
A human marrying and starting a family with another human is completely fine.
Wanting Yukari to oversee it is abnormal I will admit.

>> No.33793080

There is absolutely nothing wrong with turning youkai into baby factories. It's prime eugenics to spread their superhuman genes around.

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requesting more Yukarin pics

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I want to make gappy happy by making more gappy

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>> No.33813215

I want to touch Yukari's soft and warm skin, massage her back and kiss her neck

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I still don't know where this one is from.

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I know a Satou Yuuki manga when I see one, the licky old hag.

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gappy so adorable

>> No.33826532

gappy likes you
she might decide to keep you

>> No.33827126

gappy so cute!

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