/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Any NEET here managed to get some achievement, like learn japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Psychiatric help

[Anonymous No.]

nope

[Anonymous No.]

Does pissing on the floor count as achievement.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a pity the OP never learned English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290315
Not worth grinding for.

You're better off aiming for the other ones, like Gain a Friend, Get a Girlfriend and Get a Job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290323
There's no greater achievement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290329

I`m better reading than writing.
we know japanese is more useful for us than english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290323

seriously how can someone do that on the place he lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290348
Not really, English is pretty damn useful. More so than being able to play a handful of untranslated games I'll probably would never get around to anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I once talked to a girl. I went up to the place where you pay for things, but it's in a library. She said "Hi." Then I said "Hi."

*puts on sunglasses*

[Anonymous No.]

I can't remember the last time I actually accomplished anything, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290572
I talked to a girl too. She asked me if I was a smoker, but I said no. I should have said yes so she would talk to me more until she found out I was lying, but it would be worth it. Both the time I got to spend, and the look of disappointment and disgust.

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>>3290572
You're one bad dude, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290572

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290603
I wouldn't say such a thing after putting on sunglasses.

[Anonymous No.]

I talked to a girl yesterday.
I was buying some food at the supermarket. As she was passing by me she said "excuse me". I answered "sorry".

[Anonymous No.]

I came out the other side of nihilism, that was an achievement

[Anonymous No.]

One time I talked to a girl. She asked what my name was, how old I was, where I was going to school. I only gave the answers and didn't ask anything from her because then she'd think I'm interested. Bitches don't know about my 2D love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290635
>she said "excuse me"
>I answered "sorry."

[Anonymous No.]

Not strictly a NEET anymore. But I've been learning japanese since I was one. In fact, it was the thing that helped me out of my hikikomori neetish ways.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard the achievement unlocked "cla-clunk!" when I lost my virginity.

actually what I really heard was her saying "OW!" .... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I bought diapers, good ones.

[Anonymous No.]

All over the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't say I "learned" Japanese since learning a language is something you can't finish in a lifetime, but let's say I'm way past every point where people usually give up and actually started using it for cool things like reading untranslated VNs.

Although technically I'm not a NEET, I still haven't cleared the achievement of "leaving the house for something other than shopping or going to school".

[Anonymous No.]

I talked to a loli once. "She said, that's a nice shirt," and I said, "thank you." Then she went back to walking her dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290809
What kind of shirt were you wearing?
I want to attract lolis too!

[miles !!yEv/ZBcowB8 No.]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Graduated from Highschool

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290809
>a loli complimented something about you

[Anonymous No.]

Once a girl complimented me on my shirt.
But it was a really shitty shirt, I didn't even care about it myself,so I too it as her making fun of me.

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>>3290809

I had a loli tell me she loved me and that I was hers forever. Her grandparents thought it was funny.

Then she flashed me.

Talk about awkward.

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>>3290854
Of course she knew the t-shirt was shitty but she had to somehow start up a conversation. You were her first love and she's still probably crying now when she thinks of you.

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>>3290891
What's up with lolis being so perverted ?
One that I know keeps trying to get me in contact with her nether regions. She pulls so hard on my arm I have to lift her off the couch to avoid touching.
geez.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>3290891
I see you have her well-trained.

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>>3290895
Since that was when I was in highschool, I can safely assume this event had no bearing whatsoever on that woman's emotions. Seriously. I mean, I wore fucking vans and dickie's stuff, simply seeing those clothes disgusts me nowadays.

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>>3290820
It was a short-sleeved shirt with stripes.

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>>3290906
She's trying to black mail you for something, she has a friend ready to take a picture as soon as you touch.

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>>3290908
If she was well-trained, she wouldn't have done it in public.

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>>3290891
>Her grandparents thought it was funny.

>Then she flashed me.
Ew, why did the grandmother flash you?

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>>3290891
How old?

[Anonymous No.]

I left my house to buy some hot sauce the other day.

I felt vulnerable, but the chili might have been worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290947
I knew it !
Take that, 6 or 7 year old, I'll never fall into your traps !

[Anonymous No.]

>>3290969

8 or 9, I think?

It was very much Kodomo no Jikan-tastic, but I'm not a pedo so I didn't care.

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>>3290906
She's trying to build up connections, so one day she might be a movie star.

[Anonymous No.]

Achievements unlocked :
'Get a girlfreind.'
'Lose your girlfreind.'
So i herd MMOs have many hard-to-grind achivemenets, i shall try to get them in the next few decades.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I see people getting together in VN or anime, it all seems very enviable.
I wish it were so in reality but it doesn't seem like it.

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>>3291016
It's all glorified. The grass is greener on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

A loli at the library said I was tall. I blushed because i have a complex about my height.

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>>3291016

The perfect girl like in anime or VN doesn't exist in real life, so the reality is an illusion.