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Yuuka the cbt queen
Deadliest boots in all of gensokyo1,348,978 dead testes
I think Eirin is more suited to assist you with cognitive behavioral therapy.
Stinky ball crushers
>>32840597She sure is
>>32841052The cbt lap pillow is ready
>>32841154Finally some therapy that works
>>32840597That ain't Kaguya
I never knew Yuuka was the founder of the Crusty Bitch Team!
>>32842942What a tertiary
Yuuka on her way to another client
>>32840597Did anyone else actually buy the game?
>>32851024I did, unfortunately. It was so disappointing I ended up writing a yuuka fanwork of my own
>>32851024A watched a twitch streamer play it.
>>32851151>yuuka fanworkDid you upload it somewhere? I wanna read it
>>32851271I uploaded it to pastebin a few months ago, but pastebin nuked all their h content so it died. I do have the raw file though, but I didn't edit it as thoroughly so mind the typos here and there.https://mega.nz/file/JkMG1bBY#4IiujGwWy-SaZYcCnBNW89ZY1FRyCP1b1YP9qmoZF2M
>>32851024A game that sells itself by riding on a meme of the month is bound to be trash
Three threads for Yuuka
>>32840597>Yuuka the cbt queenYes, the Caring Beautiful Tender Queen
>>32862384She's such a kind lady.
>>32862384she knows how to reward her man
Nonsense, Yuuka loves seeds.
>>32882397I do not understand
>>32882529Never mind, I get it now
Yuuka’s thread will survive the war
>>32882529>>32882737Sunflower seeds are great. I just hate that they salt the shell and package them. It essentially lets them pack less in more space.
>>32889447That's why you raise a sunflower patch yourself
>>32840785>Deadliest boots in all of gensokyoFactually incorrect.
>>32840785>>32895053I need more castratrix boothus
>>32880257God, ponytail and glasses Yuuka looks so beautiful
>>32895305>>32895448Getting castrated by Hina sounds hot, but also sad since then there would be no more Pregnant Hina times.
>>32908631She can be cute and hot at the same time
>>32913605It is quite mysterious
>>32913605Adorasexy is the term the horsefuckers use sometimes
>>32917378She needs to learn to act her own age
>>32917420She's a very healthy and fertile 20 and will be forever, for youkai do not physically age
>>32917595Young, soft, and luscious forever
>>32917631And her youkai regeneration ensures she'll bounce back from pregnancy near instantly
>>32917420Yuuka is a truly amaranthine blossom, it's only natural she's acts so youthful.
>>32917759It would take quite the man to keep up with her. Locked within her most fertile years, pouncing at any moment. Obsessive and possessive. The minute you walked through the door she'd already be stripping you stark naked and kissing you like her life depended on it.
>>32840597The greatest closed beta tester
>>32919233Yuuka ara ara'ing Kirito.
>>32917779>amaranthineLearned a new word today. Perfect for Yuuka
>>32917378How do you know this?
>>32917893I need to exercise more to keep up with her rhythm
>>32895305>castratrix boothushey that's what I make in SFM
>>32940582I will never understand why she is smug in this picture
>>32943303She knows you really want to rub her soft and sexy back, but you can't because you're a stranger
>>32943303She's smug because she's sunbathing on a beautiful beach, she has the finest sunscreen in the world, she has no worries at all holding her down since she's Yuuka, and she just found a human to entertain herself with.
>>32945915I believe that I am a worthy living being to entertain her
>>32954148Imagine telling Yuuka to "turn that frown upside down!" and then reaching for her face
>>32954148“What are all these boatsluts doing on your computer? Am I not good enough for you?”
>>32954525It ain't me...
>>32954525https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4103563She looked just like you Yuuka, I couldn't tell the difference!
>>32954884Yuuka has biggest tits
>>32957644Funny enough that artist used to draw a decent amount of Yuuka as wellI hate gacha so much it's unreal
How does getting your balls crushed by a cute girl feels like? Just a thought haha
>>32957791Spacejin tried it and said that it wasn't very fun. It just hurt.
I can't believe Spacejin died of crushma
>>32957815Who's Steve Jobs?
>>32957803I feel like most of these people are confused and think they actually want their nuts crushed when in reality they just find sadistic women hot, you don't actually need to experience debilitating nut pain to get off on that. Some realize that too late lol.
>>32958981I don't know man if you like sadistic women then the pain should be part and parcel to that. Whether it's nut pain or any other pain.
>>32917893Yuuka probably has so much magical power in her that physical contact feels like touching a heavy gauge live wire through just enough insulation to keep you from getting fried
>>32961999A pussy that could draw out every last drop of cum from your balls time and time again
>>32957803That story never happened and is an EOP legend that has become cancer.
>>32963823I figured as much but it's funny to imagine
>>32957791probably pretty painful
>>32957791It depends, if she does it with her huge ass while we have sex, you will feel an incredible orgasm
imagine being this bug
>>32978147I want to be hugged by yuuka, it's all I ask
>>32979598I really want to be with Yuuka like in this pic, she looks so beautiful
>>32983441Being with Yuuka in her current state will likely cause additional Yuukas to be created
>>32891528Dude, do you know how much effort that's going to take? You have to buy land, the right land, then you need to cultivate it and then harvest. That's a lot of time, money, and effort. It just makes me wonder how Yuuka has money since she visits the Human Village
>>33001150Yuuka can just snap her fingers and have flowers grow right away, it's a nice ability
>>33001150>moneylol Yuuka doesn't need that
Somebody buy a cake for her
oh no Yuuka!
>>33013058No cakes until she drops a few pounds.
Yuuka is cooking for you, please thank her for her hard work
>>33027900Can she cut the crust off of my sandwich? I don't like crust.
>>33027948Just for (you) anon
>>33028063Thank you, I very much appreciate the sandwiches.
>>33036259Build for cuddles and impregnation
>>33036259Built for cuddles and impregnation
>>32993229imagine thinking she'd let you cum inside. She literally wouldn't.
>>33040468Because Yuuka is my wife and she wouldn’t cheat on me of course
>>33042200Pretty sure she's my wife though
>>33040336She is youkaiThey don't do casual sexIf you get to mate with Yuuka, its because she wants to be a mother and decided your genes would be suitible for her children
>>33043834They wouldn’t exist if they started having casual sex, since too many humans would start to lose their fear of youkai which sustains themThough they’re still able to mate with humans as the existence of rinnosuke proves
>>33036259Made for bellyzuri
i would love to closed beta test yuuka
>>33045032how does that feel?
>>33050280Like a paizuri but with belly
>>33050351should feel soft
>>33045059>closed beta test yuukaWhat?
>>32840597Shes not a nigger retard and she doesnt wreck all of her own shit and blame it on others and DEMANDS freebies from them which they will also destroy and continue to cycle of waste
>>32957791Testicle stimulation actually feels really good. Light stimulation though. Light squeezing, light rubbing, light pulling, light slapping. You'll be surprised how underutilized your testicles are once you see how much more sexual pleasure they can give you in addition to just your dick. Just don't do any harsh or sudden actions to them, those feel painful.
>>33059347>>33071692Hello, wizard yuuka
>>33071885I prefer knight Yuuka
Is Yuuka the best TouHou for administering post-orgasm torture?
>>33073387nah she's a fucking dork
>>32957791Really bad unless you have actual brain damage.
>>33073387>post-orgasm torture?I don't follow
Yuuka may have an academically rigorous approach but I found Sakuya more enjoyable to talk to.
>>33079701Fumo Yuuka built for petting
>>33088505All Yuukas are built for petting
>>33087910After cumming when the tip is really sensitive not in a good way.
>>32840597Yuuka? More like Yucka.
>>32957791amazing if you are very turned on, the more turned on you are the better it feels, one of the best sessions I had was getting a handjob and she edged me and then stopped and gave my balls a few really hard slaps and then continued with the hand job, and then stopped and slapped, she was really perceptive and was sensing as I got close to orgasm to stop and do some ball slaps or crushes, it was fucking mindblowinggirls that are that good at knowing when to pause and or when to stroke more are hard to find and most girls end up making you cum much sooner than they should for an ideal session.... a perfect girl can keep you on edge for an hour stroking and smashing and then at the end deny you leaving your balls in agony (or commanding you to finish yourself off in humiliation)
>>33091261You're not living your life correctly.Reevaluate your life choices
>>33055387He wants yuuka to test his new indie game.
>>33073432Is there a tutorial or a FAQ for this game? I can't for the life of me figure out what to do, or even figure out the gui
>>33073432>can only have 1 1 what?
>>33091569One lover, presumably.
>>33091583What happens if you have more than one lover? Yuuka snaps and kills you? She kills the other 2hu? Or something lame that reminds you it's a very limited text game?
>>33087910after giving you an orgasm the girl keeps on going and more vigorously which can be agonizing and she ignores you and laughs at you as you beg for her to stop
>>33091543Unfortunately there's really not much information on the net but there is a very detailed tutorial within the game itself. At the end/beginning of each day where you get the option to save/load you can bring up the tutorial and doremy can basically explain to you everything going on.If you any more specific questions I can try to help though>>33091610I don't actually know and I don't care to find out. But the game is actually very text heavy, I will say.
>>33091656Which TouHous would enjoy that?
>>33092725depends how hot she is
>>32840597Cognitive Behavior Therapy?
>>33104416Another diet failed for Yuuka
>>32840597According to this updated chart made by the man of CBT himself, Yuuka isn't actually the best nor the most interested in CBT by a fair margin. Remember that the chart has faces in areas where the faces would be most visible, so their true position is slightly off from where they should be if they're in an area of high density. This means that Yuuka is likely above the line of "Enjoys CBT".
>>33104982I'm struggling to understand the chart. who is the most extreme?
>>33106108Left to right is skill in CBTBottom to top is enjoyment in itKaguya is most extreme
>>33106173thanks for the explanation, I'll have to search for this Kaguya you mention, I wonder if she has a thread here
>>33104982Lol why does koishi love it so much while being bad at it?
>>33119343to me that is still encouraging as skill can always be learned and enthusiasm is everything
>>33119343Well some people are luckily retarded enough to like doing things they are bad at and likely even think they did good. I personally get depressed quickly if i dont see fast improvement or just be decent at what i am doing from get go. But then again beign good at something also depends from perspective, what is border of decent and bad?
>>33119950>>33119833I volunteer to be Koishi's CBT practice dummy.
>>33104982The double Sino Bust!>>33119950>personally get depressed quickly if i dont see fast improvement or just be decent at what i am doing from get goA lot of people think like that, anon. Don't let those bad thoughts get the better of you! If possible, compare your previous works to where you are now to see how far you've come!
>>32851024it was 10 cent or so and i knew i was going to get a couple minutes of reading at most
>>33120903Even at 10 cents it was still a scam
>>33120959why? there are worse things that cost 15$ like the russian gensokyo VN with elon musk
>>33121019Well it was actually a dollarIt just feels disingenuous to market and advertise a game for months on end then release about 5 fat minutes of text. I heard someone who knows the developer say that he's laughing at how much money he's making off this considering the whole thing is barely even 30 minutes of actual effort to make.irony is a disease
>>33120847>A lot of people think like that, anon. Don't let those bad thoughts get the better of you! If possible, compare your previous works to where you are now to see how far you've come!Thanks for encouraging words anon, hopefully i get rid of those bad thoughts and get motivation alinged to start working something greater than just measly practice and tinkering.
>>33121215Practice is how you learn to make greater things, anon. There's this one Japanese artist that I like that said people who are skilled at anything aren't afraid to tackle challenges, even if they end up making a ton of mistakes and failing spectacularly. By failing, they gain awareness of the process and can keep moving forward.This thinking helped me see my failures and mistakes not as an indication of my ineptitude and inability to improve, but rather as an opportunity to learn something new and fix my mistakes. It's specifically through recognising where you erred that you begin to improve. The death of improvement is being satisfied with the status quo and not wishing to understand where you messed up, or perhaps even being self-assured that you've reached your peak. So keep trying, failing, and learning from it, because that's how perfection is made!
>>33121356Yeah, its true that failure is required for improvement and it also requires to you to see where you fail but it is also really common to people to hate failing. With some people it creates situation of witch's circle where they hate to fail but want to improve and so they are stuck in infinite loop of not wanting to even start since they know that they fail or atleast they see their work as failure since they are not satisfied with it. Also i dont know if "witch's circle" is really widely known term but it basicly person going in same circles over and over again without getting out of it or advancing forward, in this case getting better in their craft or in craft they desire. I been in such circle for years now, i guess partly because of my alcoholical tendencies and depressing mind set but still.
>>33119343She's a chaotic evil type.
>>33107860It's not deep, spacejin just draws a lot of Kaguya cbt.
Yuuka Kazami is near the top of the list of 2hus that are built for kokujins
You have to be dumb to think nobody knows what you just said.
I think he knows, that's why he said it. In other news, this is what the chart was like previously. Take note how Marisa used to be somewhat closer to the center, meaning that over time she had gotten worse and likes the act of CBT even less now. Also take note how Yuuka used to be above Ran in enjoyment of the act. There still remains the constant of the safest girls to be around who won't bust your balls out of the blue being Wriggle and Marisa.
all fetishes are disgusting
>>33124575>bust your balls out of the bluethat is the best way, around super kawaii cbt girls you should never feel safe from being roughed up by them without warning
>>33124618indeed they are and purely depends from perspective.Its also sad how people have to explain this shit constantly to someone who claim how they cant understand fetish X and how Y is better.
>>33094888Is this the same autist that made stealing with patchouli?
>>33094888anyone here got it?
Why does yuuka always attract the shittiest fetishesi fucking hate the porn jews forcing their shit onto society for 60 years now
>>33138558It’s really touhou in general, this series is entirely a vehicle for people to project their disgusting fetishes onto for like 90% of fans. This is also why tumblr lgbtqiabbq retards latch onto it I don’t know if this is confirmation bias but the other “big” series that get doujins/fanart really don’t have as much of this trash going around. The pools for gacha girls and vtubers are just way cleanerAs for why this is? My guess is that its because there’s really no barrier whatsoever to producing content and characters are vague enough that they can lend themselves to heavy interpretation (to an extent of course, but for secondaries who hardly know primary material they *really* run away with things. hell there’s even youmu x lunasa yuri content which is just retarded).
>>33138558cbt is an elite fetish, I've paid hot girls good money to get busted before and must say it's totally worth it
>>33139090If you still have testicles it wasn’t real cbt
>>33139132there are levels, imho castration should stay as a fantasy because it ends all possibilities of future enjoyment
>>33121757I think chaotic neutral more likely
>>33166464Is Mugetsu even a maid?
>>33175190No, she just likes dressing up as one
>>33166464I'll pamper her when she's pregnant
>>33175423That most likely will not happen in your lifetime.
>>33179851I need this
>>33183434I wouldn’t even try to set boundaries. I’d just spoil her rotten all day and night
>>33191886Poor Yuuka, this looks much too difficult for her to handle
>>33166464Why would she take a bath before eating? The food will get cold.
Yuuka the horny hag! Yuuka going through intense hormonal swings that make her want a baby! Yuuka making YOU her baby and becoming your mommy! Yuuka making cake for her cute little cakeboy and feeding it to you! Yuuka cuddling you! Yuuka tucking you in at night!Yuuka getting even hornier and wanting a real baby! Yuuka demanding that you have sex with mommy and put a baby in her! Yuuka wanting to take your virginity with an intensity more than anything she has ever felt before! I don't know where I'm going with this so I'll just say cute loving horny motherly sex with Yuuka to make her pregant and marrying her and having a family with your horny hormonal hag wife Yuuka!Yuuka is very fertile with breasts full of tasty milk!
Yuuka is a scary hag
>>33197614Be sure to milk your Yuuka regularly to relieve her of discomfort and breast soreness
>>33197614What does Yuukamilk taste like?
>>33198968Honeymilk, in other words - absolutely delicious
Also, I should take his time to remind everyone that Yuuka is a huge exhibitionist pervert!
Do not do this
>>33199024>HoneymilkYou put honey in milk if you want to die.
>>33203306Hi, can you tell me about flowers? I'm writing a school report on them.
>>33198968Sweet, but also very nutritious to feed your MANY half-youkai offspring.
>>33203306Hello, what's your name?
I just want her to punish my testicles
>>33219727the blonde is the old one hag
>>33221388I love hags.
>>33135496I have it. There are much better ways to spend $1 on the Internet.
>>33197614Glowing mommy yuuka!
>>33216272Steve?What year is it? Depending on the answer, I may have shocking news for you.
>>33227731I want to suck mommy Yuuka milkers
>>33225859how much actual cbt is in it?
>>33243201I don’t know what CBT you’re referring to so the answer is either 5 minutes or 0 minutes
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
>>33250452Yuuka was so cute when she was little
>>33250452When one is desperate enough, anything is.
>>33247742cbt as in the inflicting of agony on male reproductive organs
>>33250775a smile that will change someone's lifeusually by ending it
>>33250655What went wrong?
>>33258352if you get her smiling, she may abstain from snacking
>>33255884well that is sad to hear, but thanks for saving me from buying it
>>33273982Yuuka would never hurt a flower
>>33275881those are fake flowers
>>33275881Even gardeners uproot plants.
I want her to kick me hard with her high heels
>>33287837when administered by a hot goddess pain becomes pleasure
>>33268225There's one way to make her happy, but it has side effectsYuuka's belly only needs a single drop to start growing triplets
>>33292440Would spend entire days inside that bed with her
Late night, steak night!
>>33292741Expensive custom lingerie.
>>33301271Of course, I bought it for her. Everything else was too uncomfortable for her but now she can feel sexy and comfy
>>33288922Is this scientifically confirmed or are you just that mad in love with Yuuka?
>>33304237confirmed by my own experiences
>>33323042Cute fumo. Got more?
>>33323728Not mine but here you go https://twitter.com/Rapid_Arthropod
>>33323042that doesn't look like マクドナルド
>>33323042Hand over the fries!
I have a problem
>>33292440Yuuka is a very productive 2hu
>>33356575Protect Yuuka and protect the smol Yuukas
>>33356989I'm quite sure she's very capable of protecting herself and the hybrid offspring.
>>33356575why does my eldest daughter seem to be embarrassed around me
>>33363231Because she is MY daughterStay away degenerate!
>>33363231That's normal. Give it time.
is there a doujin with a really good crushing and busting scene?
>>33334893>>33331626What in the fuck is that
>>33374930Why always shit fetish?
>>33383604Honey select I’m pretty sure
Fuck 3D shit
>>33388245That’s not Yuuka
>>33383609cbt is the best fetish
>>33388245is that cookie
>>33394411Not according to the tags.
>>33388620That's Yuuka, dude.
>>33406386Yuuka does not have brown/orange eyes in any of her appearances
are there any joi cei doujin with Yuuka?
Yuuka has such a nice house
>>33406994those are pale red eyes
>>33414431Not even close to her natural color
>>33414544She probably won't eat breakfast and exercise is affecting her. She needs to eat well
>>33414609This post was made by YuukaStick to the diet, fatty
>>33414740Yuuka does yard work all day every dayShe's all muscle
>>33415465She got lazier after getting married to anon
>>33415465In her dreams! Literally, in her dreams. All she does is sleep all day, wake up to eat, and then go back to sleep
>>33415555As befitting a youkai.
>>33414740And this is the most powerful youkai? I doubt that!
>>33424687She ain't what she used to be
>>33414740>>33415514>>33415555>>33421343>>33424687>>33424854Imagine being able to marry the most powerful youkai out there, and then finding out she's lazy and wants to just eat and sleep all day. Wouldn't you be so upset getting stuck with a useless youkai wife?
>>33424885>lazy and wants to just eat and sleep all dayOur interests align so we will get along very well
>>33424885>the most powerful youkai out there, and then finding out she's lazy and wants to just eat and sleep all day.Yuukari
>>33424909Someone has to tend to the plants anon. You don't get to cuddle her until after the sunflowers are watered.
>>33425245I would rather the maids did that
>>33425315No maid is crazy enough to work for Yuuka. And I doubt she would want to hire maids anyways, not with her figure. Yuuka teases, she wouldn't want to be teased.
>>33425354She’s got an army of them in mugenkan
>>33425379That was a long time ago. Please remember Yuuka is an old youkai.
>>33425426Not that long ago, Reimu remembers the events of LLS in PoFV
>>33425494Whatever you say, Yuuka is still an old hag though.
On a scale of 1-10, how lonely is Yuuka?
>>33425876probably 8her friends are dead or don't talk to her anymorevery few people actually approach yuuka too because of Akyuu's bullshit tooeven the fairies are scared of her and they're creatures that are generally fearless because of their immortality.
>>33425876Very lonely, the few relationships she has are with people who don't even like her
>>33425990>>33425907Would you be her friend then?
>>33426343I'd rather be her husband
>>33426387This but we'd be friends first for a long time
>>33426387>>33426586We just discussed earlier in this thread why Yuuka would make a terrible wife. I mean, look at this picture, she'd demand to be spoiled constantly.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4212896Would you really want to deal with such a needy selfish wife?
>>33426713I want to make her very very happy
>>33426713You know nothing, she demands that because she gives a lot of love every night, she is very loving and deserves a lot of affection, fuck you anon
>>33433140Sounds a little obsessive
>>33434227She is youkai
Last for a cute Yuuka and not this shit >>33435504