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who would win?

>> No.3277678

Typical /jp/ thread.

Note how it uses a danbooru image to start a thread.

>> No.3277675

Tenshi.

>> No.3277689

Me

>> No.3277688

>>3277675
Darth Vader will force fuck her.

>> No.3277693

your mom

>> No.3277705

Reimu

>> No.3277725

Darth Vader, no contest.

>> No.3277732

Darth Vader is a crippled jedi knight who can use the force and deadly skills with lightsaber. Tenshi on the other hand can cause earthquakes.

$5 on Darth Vader

>> No.3277737

>>3277657

The Dark Lord, of course.

>> No.3277752

>>3277732
She can also toss her sword in the air and have it shoot out gigantic, multi-directional lasers all while breathing in space.

>> No.3277761

The one who can Scarlet Weather Rhapsody All Mankind.

>> No.3277763

>>3277752
Celestials don't need to breath!

>> No.3277765

>>3277752
Lightsabers reflect lasers.

Stupid.

>> No.3277793

>>3277765
Yes, but can they reflect giant lasers?

>> No.3277798

>>3277765
Can they reflect SUPER-LASERS?

>> No.3277812

Iku and her lightning would probably get rapestomped by a Jedi, but Marisa's master spark? I dunno..

>> No.3277821

>>3277798
Can they reflect CURVY SUPER-LASERS?

>> No.3277822

>>3277657
Darth may be more machine than man, but that won't provide any defense against giant lasers.

>> No.3277834

Sakuya could kill any force user provided she wasn't instantaneously killed in an ambush.

>> No.3277835

>>3277822

The dark side of the Force is stronger than you can possibly imagine.

>> No.3277842

>>3277835
Not strong enough considering that the Emperor lost.

>> No.3277862

Whose the strongest Star wars character ? I remember one Sith lord who incinerated entire regions with his force powers or something...

>> No.3277863

>>3277842
Palpatine didn't have enough HATRED

>> No.3277869

>>3277862

Some of the ancient sith were really hardcore, the ones around the time of Palpatine were fucking pansies in comparison.

>> No.3277879
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3277879

Since Sakuya can accelerate time in a localized space (making flowers that take 60 years to bloom flower instantly, etc.), could she imitate the effects of the fake holy grail on people?

>> No.3277893

>>3277869
Can they fly and dodge bullets?

>> No.3277898

>>3277879
i think the grail effect is permanent, so even if you can stop for a moment it's not definitive

>> No.3277930

>>3277898
Sakuya's power is the ability to manipulate time, not just stop it. She can accelerate time if she wants to.

>> No.3277951

Not even Touhou can survive the full power of a FULLY OPERATIONAL FULLY FUNCTIONING DEATH STAR!

>> No.3277969

>>3277951
Whoop-dee-doo, a super-large scale Master Spark.

Time to collect graze points.

>> No.3277976

>>3277951
Yukari would open a couple of portals and send its beam straight back at it.

>> No.3277975

>>3277951
Anyone important enough is immortal/plot armored to infinity.
Yukari can use portals to reflect it's laser.

>> No.3277981

>>3277969
How are you going to graze something larger than the playingfield. Not even shift can save you from that.

>> No.3277991

>>3277976
But can she handle force choke?

>> No.3277992

>>3277981
Fine. I guess you'll just have to use a bomb.

>> No.3278005

/jp/ - Powerlolvels Discussion

>> No.3278021

>>3277981

Touhou Episode 4 A New Hope, will allow the player to zoom in and out while focused. No beam too large at the largest playing field size.

>> No.3278024

I love that one story about the officer aboard the death star talking about how the different compartments have gone insane and stopped talking to each other. I lost the link though.

>> No.3278041

>>3277951
The Death Star was smalltime compared to the Sun Crusher.

No Touhou can dodge a supernova.

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3278045

>>3277951
Fuck your Death Star, yo.

>> No.3278085

>>3277951
In case you forgot, Death Star was killed by a bunch of small jetplanes featuring a fat guy and a farm boy with grazing skills.

>> No.3278095

>>3277869
Then again, Palpatine (after coming back from the dead) could summon giant wormholes that destroyed entire fleets.

>> No.3278102

>>3278095
>after coming back from the dead

Wait...what?

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3278106

im in ur powerlevel discussion postin mah nanaya

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3278109

who would win?

>> No.3278120
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3278120

>>3278109
Yuki.

>> No.3278127

>>3278102
Don't worry, that only happened in the EU.

And everybody knows that the EU isn't canon.

>> No.3278131

>>3278106
And he dies before he can react to most of his opponents

Shiki is only good when he can get the jump on somebody slower

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3278134

>>3278120
Don't make me laugh.

>> No.3278163
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3278163

Shiki can kill Servants. Discuss.

>> No.3278161

>>3278106
With that setup Nanaya would lose. He would only stand a chance if he instantly killed her before she became aware of him. Otherwise Sakuya could simply stop time and leisurely carve his heart out of his chest.

>> No.3278155

>>3278120
Link to source?

>> No.3278173
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3278173

>>3278106

>> No.3278176

>>3278106
>>3278161
I don't understand. Can't the guy deflect/break daggers and everything that can be imagined, but a club or something? If Sakooya was in Nasuverse, Shiki would have plot armor.

>> No.3278184

>>3278106
How powerful is Nanaya anyways?

>> No.3278189

>>3278176
If time is stopped he's defenseless and can be killed as easily as any human.

>> No.3278197

>>3278176
and if Shiki is in Touhou....well he would be dead after encountering a few nameless fairies...

>> No.3278199

>>3278173
Now that IS a fight! Shiki Ryougi can even kill time.

>> No.3278203

>>3278189
Plot armor?
>>3278197
That's also true!

>> No.3278210

>>3278102
Yeah, he came back to life by possessing a clone. He did this twice: After the Death Star II exploded, and after Luke/Leia redirected one of his wormholes to blow up his flagship (The Eclipse).

>> No.3278214

>>3278199
You know she wouldn't dare do that due to serious implications on the universe, right? Just because she threatens to be able to kill the concept of God doesn't mean she'll actually do it.

>> No.3278343

>>3278127
>And everybody knows that the EU isn't canon.
>the EU isn't canon.

My buddy George Lucas and I would like to have a word with you.

>> No.3278353

>>3278343
>>3278127
>And everybody knows that the EU isn't canon.
>the EU isn't canon.

Yeaaaaaah, no.

Definitely not.

The EU is legitimate. The real deal. There's a system of canon to keep everything arranged, even.

>> No.3278361

>>3278343
>>3278353
Yum I sure love hot chocolate!

>> No.3278399

>>3278343
>>3278353
Normally, I'd disagree with you two. But I won't, simply because Grand Admiral Thrawn deserves to be canon.

>> No.3278445

>>3278399
Fucking THIS.

Third trilogy WHERE?

>> No.3279986
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3279986

Lightsaber Chopsticks

>> No.3280014

>>3278399

And Isard, most definitely.

As a matter of fact, all of Antilles' adventures and the Rogues' adventures in battling the Empire's remnants are practically canon to me. X-wing was just that good.

>> No.3280115

/jp/ -Star Wars

>> No.3280130

>>3280115
>>3280115

>/jp/ - star wars

yessssssss.


I would like to read a doujin about dashing, lovable scoundrel moon bunnygirls piloting sleek machines of space-borne death, blasting frigates of war out of the atmosphere and vaping other snubfighters. In between battles, their personal lives and their interactions with the brass, their squadmates, etc. Just like Michael Stackpole's books.

>> No.3280134
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3280134

>>3280130
Awesome

>> No.3280136

>>3280130
I am mildly intrigued by that idea...Lunarian spinoff?

>> No.3280140

>>3280130
oh, I think you'll find that one on g.hentai

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>> No.3280158

>>3280130
So basically Reisen's origin story?

>> No.3280160

>>3280130
Reisen would be the Olivier Poplan of the LoGH-Touhou-Star Wars Universe.

>> No.3280210

>>3280160
>>3280158
>>3280136

Yes, a Lunarian spinoff. No, probably not Reisen because I don't think she flew, and also the fanon 'USELESS BUNNY' shit makes it that much more implausible. I'm sure she could do for Luke Skywalker in a pinch.

Except that in this case the bunnies ARE the Imperials. It would be a bit more like Bigg's adventures in the Imperial frigate 'Rand Ecliptic'.

>> No.3280261

>>3278085
>Death Star was killed by a bunch of small jetplanes

STG, where?

>> No.3280369

>>3280210
>probably not Reisen because I don't think she flew

Fine, she can be the Schenkopp then. Fanon has no say in this, since she beat the shit out of Remilia, Yuyuko, Yukari, and Tenshi; in a single fucking day. Reisen would be the paramount badass of the crossover series.

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