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Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:28:41 2009 No.3276910 [Reply] [Original]

The fourth Holy Grail War begins.

Kiritsugu Emiya has summoned his servant, Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, Archer class.
Aside from Tokiomi Tosaka who instead summons King Arthur as a Saber class, everyone else summons the same servants as they had originally.

How long will it take Kiritsugu to kill everyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:31:41 2009 No.3276917 A day. He commands Gil to destroy the grail and then again to kill himself with last two command spells.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Aug 31 19:31:41 2009 No.3276918 Kiritsugu uses a command seal to prevent Gilgamesh from going into a rant or using the terms "mongrel," "women," and "children." They win in a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:31:41 2009 No.3276921 A good deal of time because Gilgamesh wouldn't like Kiritsugu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:33:41 2009 No.3276930 Maiya gets bored and kills Kiritsugu instead before they win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:33:41 2009 No.3276934 >>3276918 So, what you're saying is that Gilgamesh has no lines this time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:33:41 2009 No.3276935 He loses because Gil is an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:33:41 2009 No.3276936 >>3276921 Gilgamesh has too much pride at stake to lose over something like that. He would probably take this war seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:35:41 2009 No.3276945 >>3276936 He wouldn't lose, but he'd keep gloating during fights about how his master is a coward and boring and ULTRA BADASS

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Aug 31 19:35:41 2009 No.3276948 >>3276934 He takes out his anger at not being able to properly go into a diatribe on everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:36:41 2009 No.3276953 five minutes to kill everyone but Saber. 10 months to kill Saber and Tokiomi because Gilgamesh is too busy raping Saber and Tokiomi is hiding in his basement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:36:41 2009 No.3276961 >>3276934 It's like tourette syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:37:41 2009 No.3276965 File: 113 KB, 500x710, G4.7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3276945 And that's why we love him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:38:41 2009 No.3276968 Can he summon Enkidu instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:38:41 2009 No.3276971 If Gil had no vocabulary to express one's inferiority to him, he'd lose about 70% of his character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:39:41 2009 No.3276976 File: 81 KB, 500x301, 1249276819420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3276968 That would lead to either: Enkidu raping the entire cast, or weird homo moments between him and Gil. Probably both would happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:39:41 2009 No.3276979 >>3276910 The war ends in day with Tosaka and Emiya being the final two combatants. Epic showdown is going to be Epic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:42:41 2009 No.3276997 OP Here, next situation; Fourth war. Everyone else has their original servants. Kiritsugu Emiya summons Angra Mainyu, Avenger class. How long will it take Kiritsugu to kill everyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:43:41 2009 No.3277007 >>3276997 He will never win, because Avenger is shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:45:41 2009 No.3277015 >>3276997 Avenger dies in little over three days; Kiritsugu has to kill all the other masters by his own means. Kiritsugu wins in six days.

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Mon Aug 31 19:45:41 2009 No.3277017 >>3277007 >Kiritsugu Emiya >Never win I don't understand what you mean with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:53:41 2009 No.3277090 Fourth War. Kiritsugu Emiya summons Shirou Emiya, Archer class. How long will it take for all of time to collapse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:54:41 2009 No.3277101 >>3277090 The part where Rins father jackhammers Shirou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 19:56:41 2009 No.3277114 Archer would like a talk with Kiritsugu

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:08:41 2009 No.3277176 >>3277090 How brilliantly awkward. As far as battle strategy goes, they'd get along quite well though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:13:41 2009 No.3277207 Archer kills Kiritsugu. No Kiritsugu, no saving Shirou. Then, Archer breaks down and cries for killing his father for no reason, as he's still a Counter Guardian. BAD END

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:15:41 2009 No.3277232 >>3277090 Fifth war. Emiya Shirou summons Emiya Kiritsugu, Assassin Class. How long does it take for Shirou to lose his virginity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:17:41 2009 No.3277238 >>3277232 12 seconds

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:17:41 2009 No.3277239 >>3277207 >Archer kills Kiritsugu. What would happen for this to occur?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:18:41 2009 No.3277244 Fifth Holy Grail War. Rin summons Marisa Kirisame, Caster Class. How long does it take for lesbian sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:18:41 2009 No.3277247 "I'm your Master, Emiya Kirtusgu." "P-Papa?!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:21:41 2009 No.3277267 The first Holy Grail War begins. Makiri Zouken summons Cthulhu. How long does it take for Zouken to rape Justica Einzbern?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:22:41 2009 No.3277272 I guess having his adoptive son as a servant would make a terrible time paradox.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:33:41 2009 No.3277337 >>3277244 >>3277267 >>3277238

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:35:41 2009 No.3277350 >>3277239 barfight

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:36:41 2009 No.3277360 Fifth Holy Grail War. Caster summons Kenshiro, Assassin class. How long does it take for everyone to already be dead?

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Mon Aug 31 20:37:41 2009 No.3277365 >>3277090 Don't know about the time continuum thingy. But it'll take 7 days for them to win. Four of which will be Archer tearfully confessing how miserably his life has gone, and begging Kiritsugu not to tell his past self to be a hero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:41:41 2009 No.3277384 File: 42 KB, 400x400, 1229304436421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fourth War Loli Rin and Sakura summon 5th Archer. How long will it take them to win via HNNNNNNNNG?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:43:41 2009 No.3277405 >>3276976 I thought Enkidu was a pale trap loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:45:41 2009 No.3277412 >>3276976 That's not Enkidu

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:46:41 2009 No.3277416 File: 78 KB, 500x737, 3170190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3277405 Yep. Well, not loli, being that he's a guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:48:41 2009 No.3277426 >>3277405 >>3277416 >>3277412 Enkidu was a wild beast man, who had sex with a lot of women (when Gil told him to). Where are you getting this other character from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:53:41 2009 No.3277458 >>3277384 They already won.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:57:41 2009 No.3277478 >>3277272 Having basically himself as his own servant is paradox enough, don't you think?

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Aug 31 20:59:41 2009 No.3277494 >>3277384 >Fourth War >Loli Rin and Sakura summon a brownie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:13:41 2009 No.3277572 >>3277494 Japanese children would no doubt freak if they saw a tall brown man, like Archer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:15:41 2009 No.3277582 File: 169 KB, 398x600, 1229327930347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fourth War. Giovani summons Cirno, 9 class. How long will it take for Giovani to falcon punch Cirno?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:18:41 2009 No.3277603 4chan. A F/SN thread is posted. How long does it take to become HURR DURR POWERLEVELS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:18:41 2009 No.3277606 >>3277426 From Fate /Strange Fake which is mostly cannon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:18:41 2009 No.3277607 File: 106 KB, 800x585, Gio Punch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:19:18 2009 No.3277611 >>3277582 Giovanni? From Pokémon?

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Aug 31 21:19:41 2009 No.3277610 >>3277572 They were trying to summon a brownie, a spirit of Irish folklore that cleans houses.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Aug 31 21:21:41 2009 No.3277625 >>3277603 You're the troll that always tries to force them in that direction, so you tell us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:22:41 2009 No.3277635 File: 216 KB, 480x600, 1229971258077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3277582 see >>3277238

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:23:41 2009 No.3277650 >>3277606 I thought it was known that Fate/Strange Fake was an April Fool's joke, but was made into a doujin. If anything, it's all a joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:30:41 2009 No.3277711 >>3277650 The light novel was published in a Typemoon magazine. Can't be considered a doujin but can't considered official either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:34:41 2009 No.3277740 File: 197 KB, 473x600, âëâôâTü[âGâvâìâôë+ë«02a(Æå).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3277610 imagine if they got Lancer instead RAPERAPERAPE

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:38:41 2009 No.3277757

>>3277650

Just googled it real quick and read about it here
http://www.akiba-ch.com/?p=924

Some of it sounds interesting, while some servants sound ridiculous. Like Rider, who's the Black Plague. I mean, holy shit, wtf. I don't know whether it's ridiculously stupid, or ridiculously awesome.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Aug 31 21:46:41 2009 No.3277807 >>3277757 Sounds awesome, as always. I'd love to read that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:53:41 2009 No.3277865 >>3277757 Someone explain to me what's up with Enkidu? He's Lancer...and looks like a loli...

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Aug 31 21:54:41 2009 No.3277871 >>3277865 >Little Lancer Girl The best servant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:55:41 2009 No.3277878 >>3277871 >Little Lancer Trap fixed

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:56:41 2009 No.3277882 >pot that makes people “happy marijuana

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:00:41 2009 No.3277921 >>3277757 All it needs is to get rid of that RPG Player shit, and it would be good to make it an actual novel like Fate/Zero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:02:41 2009 No.3277947 >>3277878 >Adult-sized Lancer Trap fixed fix

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:18:41 2009 No.3278074 >>3277882 So obvious but I lol'd anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:18:41 2009 No.3278076 Fourth War, Kotomine summons Rider (Medusa). What will happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:19:41 2009 No.3278079 >>3278076 Rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:25:41 2009 No.3278129 >>3277757 I thought the whole point of the Fuyuki Grail War was that it was the only one which actually used Servants rather than direct Master battles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:26:41 2009 No.3278138 File: 110 KB, 681x822, Kotomine-Neo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3278076 Oh hay guis, I up- (or down-, depending on your opinion) graded your Kotomine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:27:41 2009 No.3278142 File: 20 KB, 400x400, kotomine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3278138 Kotomine can never be downgraded.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Aug 31 22:28:41 2009 No.3278150 >>3278138 I like without sunglasses better, because I can see his eyes and I know he's looking through to my very soul as he speaks the words that shake my very reason for existing. It feels good, man.

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Mon Aug 31 22:29:41 2009 No.3278154 >>3278138 Neo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:29:41 2009 No.3278160 File: 86 KB, 425x689, kotohime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best Kotomine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:31:41 2009 No.3278175 File: 46 KB, 390x350, z053_3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3278150 That sounds extremely intense and a bit erotic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:31:41 2009 No.3278182 >>3278138 YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:32:41 2009 No.3278187 in before Kockomine Mana Transfer comic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:34:41 2009 No.3278201 Fourth Holy Grail War. Emiya Kiritsugu summons Emiya Shirou, Caster Class. Emiya Shirou summons Gilgamesh, Archer Class. Cohabitation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:37:41 2009 No.3278228 >>3278079 Who gets raped?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:37:41 2009 No.3278231 File: 50 KB, 269x600, 1227420380979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kotomine has never worn a shirt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:40:41 2009 No.3278257 >>3278201 shirou cannot summon gil. Even with an aid of some sort, they are too incompatible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:41:41 2009 No.3278267 >>3278231 It's mana transfer time! No Master no!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:44:41 2009 No.3278293 File: 91 KB, 323x800, 1164557716301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3278267 Kotomine isn't such a beast that'd he do a direct mana transfer. He makes them eat children, geez.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:47:41 2009 No.3278318 >>3278293 Why's Gil so unhappy there? I thought he loved little boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:49:41 2009 No.3278326 File: 59 KB, 539x510, yanegil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3278318 He can only love his shota self.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:53:41 2009 No.3278351 File: 283 KB, 826x1170, lancer juice hiroyuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3278293 Kotomine's so barbaric he forces his servants to eat mapo tofu with him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:54:41 2009 No.3278359 >>3278351 Lancer was clearly enjoying that date at the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:55:41 2009 No.3278368 >>3278351 What's there to force? Mapo tofu is great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:01:41 2009 No.3278407 >>3278228 Everybody.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:04:41 2009 No.3278438 >>3278160 Clearly, we need more genderswapped Kotomine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:06:41 2009 No.3278455 >>3278351 Link to full version? I can't seem to find it on Gaku Gaku Animal Land.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:11:41 2009 No.3278481 There are very few pictures of Rule 63 Kotomine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:15:41 2009 No.3278500 >>3278481 I thought there were zero until this thread.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:19:41 2009 No.3278525

>>3278500
Aside from the picture earlier in the thread, I've seen exactly one genderswap of him.

But consider this: Since he's extremely manly when he's a guy, he must be extremely feminine when he's a girl. That means he would have the ideal female body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:34:41 2009 No.3278605 >>3278525 I still don't think she'd be content to cook and clean like a perfect woman, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:41:41 2009 No.3278644 >>3278525 Female Kotomine would be Aoi Tohsaka then I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:02:41 2009 No.3278755 File: 68 KB, 300x285, gilgie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3278455 It's by the same guy who did Curry Ass and A CAT IS FINE TOO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:03:41 2009 No.3278758 I see a female Kotomine pretty much as Dirty Red

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:09:41 2009 No.3278785 >>3278455 I looked for months and was never able to find a good version of it. I have a version of it using shitty scans and shitty typesetting somewhere though. I will try find it.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Sep 1 00:10:41 2009 No.3278788 I think female Kotomine would be about the same, except Shirou would be attracted to her and feel dirty about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:12:41 2009 No.3278798 >>3278455 Artist is Gogi Power Hiroyuki. Here's a zip of his stuff: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=nl1stton Don't know if the comic you're looking for is in it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:16:41 2009 No.3278817 >>3278798 Nah, the only FSN ones there are the ponos and vagooo ones.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:18:41 2009 No.3278821

>>3278788
It's hard to resist Kotomine as a male, him becoming a female would be over kill. I'm guessing there'd be a change in goals, though the personality would be the same. Remove the male instinct to destroy, and instead you'd probably have her trying to either conquer the world or just be there to quench her boredom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:18:41 2009 No.3278822 File: 82 KB, 431x659, 1246893566231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Somehow i lost the first page of it so i will start from 2.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:19:41 2009 No.3278828 File: 77 KB, 429x656, 1246893656690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:19:41 2009 No.3278830 File: 98 KB, 441x660, 1246893725492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:20:41 2009 No.3278835 File: 68 KB, 436x665, 1246893766473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:22:41 2009 No.3278848 >>3278822 >>3278828 >>3278830 >>3278835 Thanks, I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:38:41 2009 No.3278920 >>3278525 Post that other female Kotomine please?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:39:41 2009 No.3278928

>>3278821
It wasn't "male instinct to destroy" that motivated him, but "I can't fucking feel good if I'm not being evil". A female Kotomine would pretty much have the same goals and personality as the original.

Well, except she's much more attractive and probably has foodgasms when she eats mapo tofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:41:41 2009 No.3278934 >>3278920 I forgot to save it. But it's pretty much Shirou imagining a younger genderswapped version of Kotomine, complete with cute hat and sizable bosoms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:46:41 2009 No.3278957 >>3278821 >hard to resist Kotomine when he's a male FUN FACT: Shirou didn't realize he liked Kotomine until he saw him in that tight black shirt at the end of HF. Coincidence? I think not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:55:41 2009 No.3279002 I still can't believe there are people who fap to Kotomine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:59:41 2009 No.3279017 >>3277740 He'd end up killing Zouken

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:59:41 2009 No.3279018 File: 32 KB, 435x600, Allelujah Haptism.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who can resist that tight sexy bod?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 00:59:41 2009 No.3279020 >>3279002 I can't believe there are people who don't fap to Kotomine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:01:41 2009 No.3279025 >>3279020 I can't believe there are people who don't fap

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:02:41 2009 No.3279031 File: 117 KB, 448x624, Nothin' at all!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3279018 'sup fags

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:03:41 2009 No.3279039 >>3279020 I'll only fap to genderswapped Kotomine, since fapping to the normal version is too awkward for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:09:41 2009 No.3279074 File: 9 KB, 300x300, coachomine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3278138

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:14:41 2009 No.3279105 >>3279031 >Nothin' at all!.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:17:41 2009 No.3279126 Is there fanart of Kotomine wearing Lancer's outfit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:18:41 2009 No.3279129 >>3279031 in before gay bulge

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:20:41 2009 No.3279144 From the moment they leave the emiya house on the first night? 37 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:25:41 2009 No.3279165 >>3279126 I want to see him wearing Rider's outfit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:28:41 2009 No.3279183 >>3279165 I want to see Rider wearing Kotomine's tight shirt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:29:41 2009 No.3279190 >>3279183 >>3279165 I want to see Kotomine bang Rider. WHERE ARE MY DOUJINS, JAPAN?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:34:41 2009 No.3279222 >>3279190 Better than Kotomine banging Lancer at any rate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:40:41 2009 No.3279253 >>3279222 Well, that's just like, your opinion man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:42:41 2009 No.3279265 >>3279253 fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:43:41 2009 No.3279268 OP Here, next situation; Fourth war. Everyone else has their original servants. Kiritsugu Emiya (accidentally) summons ORT, Type Mercury. How long will it take ORT to kill everyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:43:41 2009 No.3279272 >>3279268 Everyone is already dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:44:41 2009 No.3279276 >>3279222 In before someone posts one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:47:41 2009 No.3279293 >>3279190 This...This actually makes me rage. I don't want anyone touching Rider.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:51:41 2009 No.3279309 File: 112 KB, 1280x1024, heavyraep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3279293 Cry moar.

>>	Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok Tue Sep 1 03:52:41 2009 No.3279734 I wish I were as cool as Gil。

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:13:41 2009 No.3279774 The fifth Holy Grail War begins. Shirou Emiya summons Irisviel von Einzbern, how long does it take him to sex his adoptive father's wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:14:41 2009 No.3279779 >>3279734 Tough luck, every mongrel wants to be him

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:38:41 2009 No.3280963 >>3279774 When she needs a mana recharge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:40:41 2009 No.3280970 OP Here. Why the fuck is this thread still up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:40:41 2009 No.3280972 >>3279268 And that's not me! What the fuck!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:48:41 2009 No.3280993 The fourth Holy Grail War begins. Kotomine Kirei has summoned Emiya Shirou as Archer. How long does it take for Kotomine to win ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:57:41 2009 No.3281004 >>3280993 He doesn't. Less than a minute after the summoning, Kotomine and Archer get into a MANLY FISTFIGHT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:59:41 2009 No.3281763 >>3279774 Depends on what class she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:45:41 2009 No.3281968 >>3281763 Slut class

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:55:41 2009 No.3282002

>>3281004
"You!" screamed the unknown man in red.
Suddenly, the servant sucker punched Kotomine Kirei right in the face.
Staggering, fighting to recover his balance from the sudden assault, Kotomine rubs his chin.
Looking up at the red servant, the first thought that comes to his mind...

... is that he has the overwhelming desire to begin a monologue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:57:41 2009 No.3282012 >>3282002 Fund it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:00:41 2009 No.3282037

>>3282002
This will most likely end in a six day double monologue where Kotomine rambles about the flawed nature of the distinction between good, evil and the uselessness of morals while Archer rants about his tragic past and how his ideals were flawed.
SIMULTANEOUSLY

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:03:41 2009 No.3282052 >>3278828 2 guys 1 juice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:18:41 2009 No.3282134 >>3282037 I came.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:47:41 2009 No.3282274 >>3277757 How is Enkidu a Lancer anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:50:41 2009 No.3282553 >>3282037 That is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:21:41 2009 No.3283214 >>3282037 Sir, you're awesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:31:41 2009 No.3283268 >>3282274 the power of Gay Bulge

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:35:41 2009 No.3283296 File: 8 KB, 226x308, Billylicious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3283268

>>	Bunbunmaru Elite Tue Sep 1 17:46:41 2009 No.3283358 op, i wanna suck you dick!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:51:41 2009 No.3283396 >>3283296 Where are my Kotomine gachimuchi arts Nihon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:28:41 2009 No.3285406 The fourth Holy Grail War begins. Kotomine Kirei has summoned Nanaya Shiki as Assassin. How long does it take for Shiki to kill all the other Servants ?

>>	anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:30:41 2009 No.3285418 >>3285406 that depends. how many of the other servers & masters are female, and of those which are going to be raped for several hours on end before being murdered?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:09:41 2009 No.3285705 The fourth Holy Grail War begins. Kotomine Kirei has summoned Kotomine Kirei as Assassin. How long does it take for them to win the war?

>>	anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:11:41 2009 No.3285721 >>3285705 kirei doesn't have a need or want for the grail, he cannot be summoned into the war.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:17:41 2009 No.3285783 The fourth Holy Grail War begins. Dark Saber has summoned Lancelot as Beserker. How long does it take for them to win the war?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:19:41 2009 No.3285797 >>3285721 Lancer didn't care about the Grail either - all he wanted is to fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:20:41 2009 No.3285805 >>3285721 Except in Heaven's Feel, where he needed the Grail to answer his questions.

White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Sep 1 23:22:41 2009 No.3285826

>>3285805
He didn't need it for a wish, though. He just wanted to see what would happen if something positively evil from the very beginning was born into the world, like he thought he himself to be.

No wish, just a chance to make an observation.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:22:41 2009 No.3285829

OP Here, next situation;

Fourth war.

Everyone went somewhere else with their servants to do business unrelated to the war (for an indefinite amount of time). Kiritsugu Emiya summons Elvis Presley, King of Rock and Roll.

How long will it take them to follow suit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:24:41 2009 No.3285844 >>3285783 That would end in angry rage sex, and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:24:41 2009 No.3285850 >>3285829 Depends. Does he summon Elvis as Caster or Rider?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:25:41 2009 No.3285855 >>3285721 Heroic spirits have no want or need for the holy grail. Too bad they have no say in the matter. Arturia and Hassan are in the minority.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:27:41 2009 No.3285872 >>3285705 Wait, Kirei as an Assassin? What would his Noble Phantasm be?

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Sep 1 23:28:41 2009 No.3285881 File: 119 KB, 750x1000, Man-Kotomine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3285872 Mapo Tofu.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:30:41 2009 No.3285896

>>3285850
None of the original classes, rather an anomaly class: King of Rock on Roll

>>3285829

Two days ago Tohsaka summoned a heroic spirit of a still alive personality, the class: King of Pop. They catched a plane and went to Hollywood the next day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:30:41 2009 No.3285897 >>3285872 Priestly Diatribe - Rank A Anti Army Noble Phantasm. Kotomine goes into a long winded rant. Anyone within hearing distance must make a will save or be bored into insanity.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:31:41 2009 No.3285898

>>3285855
>Heroic spirits have no want or need for the holy grail. Too bad they have no say in the matter.

Wrong, if they don't want to be summoned Grail does not call them. This does not mean they have to want the Grail, Lancer just wanted to have fun and Gilgamesh probably wanted to see first-hand how world ended up being in the last 7000 years.

Using an artifact could change things though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:31:41 2009 No.3285902 >>3285855 That's not true. Some are there just to fight, some have their reasons. Like Hassan you mentioned. He wants immortality in that everyone knows his name and face. But sadly, he has no face ; ;

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:33:41 2009 No.3285921 >>3285897 >be bored into insanity You mean "orgasm infinitely".

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Sep 1 23:36:41 2009 No.3285938 >>3285902 He just wants to have his face and name returned to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:40:41 2009 No.3285971 >>3285938 Yeah that. I was sorta close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:45:41 2009 No.3286000 >>3285872 Fists of the Dark Priest - Rank C Anti-Unit Noble Phantasm Anybody hit by his strikes will suffer internal damage as if he directly punched their organs. Physical defence is useless against his hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:49:41 2009 No.3286037 Kyrie Eleison E-EX. If successful, he will completely destroy your soul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:56:41 2009 No.3286078 >>3286037 Most victims will orgasm from his voice while they die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:08:41 2009 No.3286144 >>3285896 What would MJ's Noble Phantasm be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:09:41 2009 No.3286149 >>3286000 What if my organs are super-strong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:11:41 2009 No.3286155 OP here. WHY IS THIS STILL HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:11:41 2009 No.3286157 >>3286149 Then FUCK OFF SUPERMAN YOU BIG GAY BABY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:11:41 2009 No.3286158 >>3286144 Moonwalking. He can dodge any attack. And he can turn into a werewolf and summon zombies, etc. like in the Thriller video. And lastly his hair can catch on fire. Serves no purpose, it's just a trick he can do for your entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:11:41 2009 No.3286159 File: 167 KB, 541x600, âëâôâTü[ÄäòP1f(ï¯).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3285881 fuck no man that's like EX broken tier

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:12:41 2009 No.3286164 >>3285881 What would that do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:13:41 2009 No.3286168 File: 60 KB, 600x600, 3539118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3286144 Reality Marble turning all his opponents into children

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:17:41 2009 No.3286187 >>3286144 Reality Marble where you enter NeverNeverLand and he becomes Peter Pan

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:48:41 2009 No.3286408 >>3285896 I see him forming alliances with Ilya

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:51:41 2009 No.3286441 The fifth Holy Grail War begins. Bazett Fraga McRemitz has summoned Lancer as Beserker. How long does it take for them to win the war?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:54:41 2009 No.3286461 >>3286441 He accidentally rapes her to death, then dies from lack of a mana source. Kotomine wins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:55:41 2009 No.3286469 >>3286461 She has an Irish pussy, it can handle anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:55:41 2009 No.3286475 >>3285872 Mana time. Speaking of which, /r/ said comic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:56:41 2009 No.3286482 >>3286469 So she's a slut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:19:41 2009 No.3286628 File: 84 KB, 700x484, utenamine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3286461 Don't worry, Kotomine finds him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:35:41 2009 No.3286685 >>3286628 this is what yaoi fangirls actually believe

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